Hello everyone, I made an error in converting the height from the imperial system to the metric system. Thank you to all of you who have brought this to my attention. Here are the corrections: 163 cm = 5'4 165 cm = 5'5 168 cm = 5'6 170 cm = 5'7 173 cm = 5'8 175 cm = 5'9
@@noizepusher7594 The show can be that they somehow got sent to present day America and now they have to adjust to modern life. The jokes practically write themselves. I can total see an episode where the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates are trying to out do each other in serving George Washington (who will get progressively more and more annoyed with each attempt) so they can get his endorsement for the upcoming election. And it can culminate in him publicly denouncing both candidates and the whole party system and then him endorsing some independent party candidate (and said independent ends up winning). There can also be some serious episodes, like Alexander Hamilton or John Adams addressing a crowd of BLM about to face off against some random anti-BLM group. And he then successfully diffuses the situation. And maybe have an episode where Thomas Jefferson declares war on the federal reserve, only to have Hamilton come up and try to stop him. They end up fighting and both get arrested and Washington has to bail them out. Or maybe another episode when they learn about the Civil War (their worst fears made manifest) and how there are still scars that haven’t healed right to this day. Followed by an episode where Ben Franklin buys out OnlyFans and starts making a killing.
@Mialisus "Laws are not reversible." Try telling that to prohibitionists that witnessed Congress passing the 21st amendment. Culture is relative and the moral/lawful code of the 23rd century will be related (perhaps), but also quite different.
I think he would be pretty happy with that. It wasn’t like they founded America because they hated Britain, but rather believed that parliament (and the king by proxy) was denying them their rights as Englishmen. To learn that the animosities resulting from the revolution would be put aside and they could walk together as allies, that was be a merry day indeed.
Benjamin Franklin made so many quotes because of a type of writting that was popular back then. I'm not sure what it was called, but he made a good living from it. The internet isn't always the best source for this information.
Of all the founders I do believe Thomas Jefferson would adjust quickly. He was wide and deeply read, experimented in agriculture and open to new ideas. Following up on him would be Benjamin Franklin.
Random Guy Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were both members of George Washington’s cabinet. Jefferson was the first Secretary of State and Hamilton was the first Secretary of Treasury, and used his time in office to develop the financial system America still uses today. They disagreed on just about *every* issue of the time (especially American finances) and pretty much hated each other’s guts. Despite this, Hamilton endorsed Jefferson’s campaign for presidency over Aaron Burr, who would later kill Hamilton in a duel. During his presidency, Jefferson tried and failed to reform the American financial system Hamilton created. The bit about Jefferson immediately punching Hamilton was more or less a joke about their intense rivalry.
Washington: "I TOLD YOU GUYS, NO POLITICAL PARTIES!" Hamilton: "Can someone tell me what this 'musical' thing is?" Jefferson: "The slaves are what now?" Benjamin: "Haha Washington, they didn't even build a statue for you" John: *Screams in terror*
Jefferson originally talked shit about slavery in the deceleration of independence but they had to take it out because they feared the south wouldn’t agree and they didn’t want to start a argument.
Some of the founding fathers living to see the 1810's so they might not be as shocked as you'd think, neoclassical sleeveless gowns were pretty common for women at that time. However seeing everyone in gym shorts and t-shirts would be shocking.
Then he goes back to his friends "guys guys women here are so easy. You dont need to marry them. And they think that sleeping with you on second date instead of first date dont make them a slouth 😂😂 its paradise 😂
Great job, loved it. My Grandfather was born in 1884 and lived to be in his mid 90's and would tell stories about his old Civil War buddies he worked in the coal mines with. I was in my mid 30's when he died. See, your right, just a few generations ago.
Two jobs. He also advised Americans to avoid "entangling alliances" Though this was motivated by desire to prevent us from being manipulated and controlled by stronger European powers. By the time we formed such alliances, we were the ones doing the controlling. They might not be as concerned by alliances as the large standing army, given standing armies classic association with military takeovers. Or perhaps they (Washington in particular) would see the fervency of military officers support for civilian control and their avoidance of involvement in politics while in uniform and feel confident that they hd done well on this issue.
Hamilton: please u know who i am Broadway casting director: but you just don’t fit perfectly in the movie 4 others: we’re here! Broadway casting director: fine, i’ll change to about u guys. Edit: Thx for the likes
@@yourmother3126 Since Alexander has been known as a self-loving person/bordering on Narcissist, I doubt he would care. Regardless of the racism of his time, he was engaged in homosexual behavior with John Laurens, so I think he would be more accepting than most. He didn’t own slaves and hated slavery in private. His mother owned slaves, and after her death, even though his mother had written in her will that Alexander be given one boy named Ajax, Alex was denied this because of his illegitimate birth. He loathed talking about slavery to ANYONE, even George Washington, who owned more than 100 slaves. As a young man starting out his political career, he published his first major political essay, “A full Vindication of the measures of the Congress,” which drew direct comparisons between enslaved people and colonists oppressed by the British. And in 1779, he championed a plan proposed by his friend John Laurens to arm and enlist enslaved people in the Continental Army-and reward them with their freedom in return. (Washington himself had opposed the idea until the British dangled just such a lure.) “The dictates of humanity and true policy equally interest me in favor of this unfortunate class of men,” Hamilton wrote in an appeal on behalf of Laurens to the Continental Congress. “I have not the least doubt, that the negroes will make very excellent soldiers, with proper management,” Hamilton continued, adding that “their natural faculties are probably as good as ours.” His lobbying, however, failed to win support, and Laurens' plan was sadly abandoned.
I think what's incredibly interesting is how fast literacy increased in the US. We're at roughly 99%, but by the 1850s it was already at roughly 90%. It increased here earlier than basically everywhere else in the world, even Britain.
@@dogguy8603 He wrote like 51 pages out of the 85 federalists papers. What did Benjamin franklin ever do? He was just an *ss who took credit for electricity when he really didn't.
@@dogguy8603 well actually the washington thing is true but it wasnt something he fored slaves to do, he payed a big quantity of money for one teeth if the slave wanted to, then wahishingtono make a protesis of teeth for himself cause he had aomething in his teeths and all, it was weird, but not wrong
You'll be a pedophile in a few decades, lol. Lots of people support raising the age of adulthood to 18, it only worsens the problem for future generations, instead of raising more mature children.
@@jlzmirvisethak It could also be because Hamilton was the protagonist of the musical, and people tend to forget their literature lessons. Mainly the one that states "just because the main character is the protagonist, it does NOT automatically make them the 'hero' of the story." People completely forget that a) Things like villain and anti-hero protagonists exist, and b) Just because you like a work doesn't mean you have to agree with the main character's actions, even if they are unquestionably the "hero" and are meant to be seen as "right." From freaking Thanos in Infinity War, to another manga work I'm reading now (can't get into details because of spoilers), it's constantly idiots who sleep through their lessons going "hurr durr, they're the main character, so they must be the hero and therefore right!"🤦♀️
Jake Roberts Lin Manuel read Hamilton’s autobiography and thought that he was ‘gangster’ in how he got his business done and how he conducted himself. The other founding fathers were cleaner than Alexander Hamilton so he was specifically chosen for his ‘dirty’ tactics. Hence why the show is predominately gangster rap.
This is one of those things that I'd love to see a movie about, no lie. It could be a serious drama about these men coming to terms with the progress and faults of the country they created, or a comedy, (or a bit of both).
@@cupio-stardust :D I love that movie! It's so funny and terrifying too! And there's a Mussolini version (Sono tornato) which sucks and copies Er ist wieder da hard... eh.
Great idea, it makes you wonder why nobody in Hollywood hasn't thought of this?? Or someone is suppressing it.. you could get away with a comedy about it. Or you would think..
Considering how cats were seen as gods in ancient Egypt I wouldn't be surprised to believe that TJ thought the black guy was an Egyptian. If he knew about Egypt in the first place that is.
@@jamiesorenson8761 dude I know that. What I am saying is that he must've thought that the black guy was an Egyptian because in ancient Egypt cats were seen as gods causing Egyptians to be their slaves. Which is why he would've thought that the black was the slave of the cat rather than being it's owner because of you know what. Sorry I wrote such a long paragraph I just don't like it when someone doesn't get a joke and ruins the whole vibe. Sorry lol.
"I say, Mr. Adams, I believe I was just insulted!!" "How do you mean, General Washington?" "A young rapscallion accused me of masquerading as a canine!!!" "Truly slanderous indeed! What exactly did they say?" "If I recall, his exact words were, 'Yo, nice costume, dog.'"
Them: Wait. Two? Me: Don't worry, we won both. Them: Then why was there a second? Me: Don't worry, we solved that problem. I mean, there wasn't a third. Yet... Them: Yet? Me: Well we've developed a weapon to unleash the fiery depths of hell upon entire cities from the other side of the world. So we decided that war would mean the end of the world. Them: So no more wars? Good. Me: Quite the opposite. Now most wars are about people who might have these weapons and making sure they can't get them. Them: Oh no.
@Malcolm Hoth well, speaking in terms of law and that slaves weren't considered people they were considered property. Property doesn't reserve the right to consent????
If Hamilton saw Hamilton, he wouldn’t have died just yet, and since he saw the play, would he be scared to die and prepare to prevent it? Would the play change? Would he have actually seen the changed version, seeing himself not die like he did, and revert the change of the play happening? Thus a cycle forms? And a Schrödinger’s cat situation? This hurts my brain.
One of the founding fathers had a vision about the future of America, he wrote in his journal Somthing about having a Birds Eye view and seeing large city light’s throughout the land as far as he could see, he wrote some other stuff but I don’t remember what it was about
Yeah, it would all be well unless he goes to a state like Virginia or Mississippi where there's a good chance that he will get himself lynched by the neo-confederates
@Bardenbella120 "Lin..." "Oh my broadway wtf-" "Lin,you read my bio right?" "Who tf are you?". "Hamilton,Lin. You liked the bio right?" "Yeah..." "Do a musical Lin or else i'll throw away your ankles" "K"
Well, Tokugawa would probably be horrified that Japan had been occupied by a foreign power and forced to renounce its military. He'd also probably be shocked that Christianity was legal in modern Japan, though relieved that it remains a small minority. The warlords would be perplexed at the existence of democracy, even given the knowledge that it was imposed by a foreign power. I have no idea what they would think of popular culture, aside from a general disdain for foreign influence.
As aghast as they'd be over foreign influences exerted on Japan throughout history, I wonder if they'd feel at least a little pride at seeing how Japan has projected immense influence back on the world. Scientifically, economically, culturally, and politically to varying extents, Japan is a regional powerhouse and not to be underestimated on the global scale either. Perhaps enough to earn some approval from even the stanch isolationists of their time?
I think it's weird to ship real life people. There's nothing weird if they're fictional, but these are people with feelings, I'd feel so uncomfortable.
@@SM-qv2om yeah it is. But since they’ve been dead for ~200 years, it feels like we’re not bothering anyone. Also, Hamilton fans tend to disassociate the real Founding Fathers, so yeah. But shipping real people that *recently* died, or (even worse) *are still alive,* is downright creepy.
I do not ship real people bit more the idea / character of one's life like septiplier i don't ship Sean and mark i ship the idea of Sean and mark or lamms
Man, I loved this video. And I mean not just the content, but the style and the pacing. Serious talks interrupted by pauses for comic relief. Yes, it's long and it could have been much more packed and ”efficient”, but in a way I don't want that. I like to take my time and process everything you say, even though that means that I won't be able to watch the whole video in one take. Great job! Keep it up.
Might go something like this: “Whoa, this is WAYY better than a musket!” “You pay WHAT in taxes?” “Wait, you’re telling me you can press a few buttons, and anything you want will be magically delivered to your house?”
Malcolm Hoth Hmmm, I could’ve sworn I’d taken out the trash today, but it appears I’ve accidentally left some behind. Now, why don’t you run along before you hurt yourself. :-)
Antarctica not germany, and actually don't be surprised. The third Reich is most famously known for being the first humans to get their hands on the "bell" tech. Remember the aircraft carrier they successfully teleported into the future (2013 I believe) and it appeared on an airstrip and all the men inside were fused with the metal and dead. Philadelphia project. Our govt already proved time travel is real and already confirmed it's with the same tech they got from Hitler. So time traveling Hitler is not ridiculous at all he didn't commit suicide and that's a fact. Did the same thing to flight 371 from Malaysia. Anything that dissappears like that is likely time traveled. That plane will probably pop up in an iceberg or jungle or desert somewhere in 20 years with all it's passengers fused with the body of the plane unless they were able to fix what caused the fusing of those sailors.
@@xxxx3343 Ah yes. The Philadelphia Project. Where an office that didn't exist yet teleported a ship that didn't exist yet from a port the real ship never visited. Pro tip: Morris Jessup had no idea what he was talking about.
They would be horrified that we did it, but probably would be willing to forgive it because we did end up liberating it and gave them their independence as promised before WWII.
Washington: Uhh... are you dancing? Alexander: Yeah Washington; To what? There's no music. Alexander: This machine allows me to listen to music while making it mute to all else. *Shows earphones and phone* Washington: Hmm, may i give the musician a try? Alexander: Here Washington: Wait.. *My name is Alexander Hamilton, and theres a million things i haven't done* Washington: YOUR A MUSICIAN!?!
"This song gives me joy with its upbeat sounds. Who or what is it about?" "Oh, this is King George's song - You'll be back." "..." "..." "I hate that song."
These men were quite insightful. After the constitution was approved Benjamin Franklin was asked what kind of government had been adopted. According to the story he said "a republic if you can keep it". They recognized how important it was to limit the power and scope of the federal government. The importance of human rights coming from God, not government, as laid out in the Bill of Rights. We see our government taking away our rights. We see our government growing way beyond the enumerated powers of the constitution. They would recognize our country falling into tyranny and they would not be silent.
Whatever kind of rule it is YOU want, I’m certain they’d be looking for something far better. Quit imprinting your values based on the words of a bunch of dead guys from a time you cannot even conceive. And don’t forget that their actions too were a product of their times. It is only reasonable to view the present circumstances and judge them according to the present, and my judgement is that those you almost certainly place faith in are just as corrupt and immoral as those you oppose.
Not insightful enough to end slavery. They literally had the perfect opportunity while forming the country. They instead decided to expand what the British had started.
Founding Father: challenges someone to a duel, arrives to the site with his sword Modern American: accepts challenge to a duel, arrives with his/her Yu-Gi-Oh! Deck
I'd say Cali or New York but either of those places have already reached a point they aren't even states anymore just foreign nations that get access to federal tax dollars.
George Washington: Can’t wait to visit all 13 states Fire of Learning: Actually Mr. President, there 50 states now, there’s one even named after you... George Washington: 😮😮😮
He never even got to see the CITY named after him, though he did lay the cornerstone of the Capitol, so he was basically a visitor to a giant construction site.
I mean considering it was suggested he become king, he probably wouldn't be surprised. Probably annoyed that he was made into a personality cult though.
I bet his face will be real happy when he finds out Washington is one of the worse places in America with riot after riot and washington dc not even helping, dont think most men back even cared about something being named after them anyways.
@Hoàng Nguyên I don't know about Washington specifically, but a lot of early presidents and founding fathers had no qualms about conquering native land. Although treaty violation would definately be more of an issue.
the idea of Ben Franklin crying "Witchcraft!" at the sight of a phone is quite ironic considering Benjamin considered such things superstitious nonsense and even wrote a satire of witch hunting. Though to be fair being transported centuries into the future would probably change ones views on such things...
I like how while everyone else is going through a mental breakdown and running everywhere Jefferson and Hamilton are wrestling each other and haven’t moved more than a few feet from where they appeared
Imagine him reading fanfiction with tag #jeffersonfuckhamilton #transmadison #laurensissmollandneedprotection #hamiltonhasbickdickiwanttofeelitinmypussyim13
and he walk in my house the first thing he hears would be my phone at full volume with me singing along *ALEXANDER HAMILTONNNNNN!* while reading a hamilton fanfic
Madison's reaction to the standing army would be interesting, as well as his reaction to the notion that this is necessary because they have to be ready to go to war on a few minutes' notice.
Imagine showing them the military channel, for the technology alone let alone the commentary. And on so many levels. The A-10 Warthog and F22 Raptor must seem like metal dragons to them. Giant, fast, metallic vehicles armed with cannons that can fire, reload, and swivel within seconds. A technological marvel even for many countries today, let alone them. And the commentary. Learning that the US is widely regarded as the premier power in the world today, and that the stakes for all out war between major powers means almost all wars today aren't even fought between them, but against rebels not even in our own country. Then there is the whole gung-ho delivery that I think would frighten Washington as much as it excited him.
Washington: and its called a drone? FoL: yes general, we used them to successfully game the Irani radar network, during the US Iraq war. Washington: was that the war in the desert? FoL: which one?
Franklin and Jefferson would not proclaim that technology is witchcraft. These two were extremely curious about science and its practical uses, and would likely be amazed by but not terrified of inventions born of science. They wouldn't understand smart phones (since they didn't dream of Maxwell's theories, let alone Schrodinger, Einstein, and Turing - but do most people using smart phones understand the contributions of these scientists?), but they would probably perceive the hand of science and reason in its creation.
They would spend some time being amazed, and wondering at the miraculous things that must be achieved when every person in the country down to even the most impoverished has free access to the collective knowledge of all mankind. Then they would actually look at the internet, and rapidly meet reality.
@TC Fenstermaker There are still deists today, deism is not agnosticism, agnostics say they don't know if god exists, deists affirm God exists but say religions are false and do not actually represent God. That is a very big difference.
I'd've loved to be in the Facebook content moderation room while they debated how to go about Hamilton's duel challenge. Also, thank you for acknowledging Washington's partying skills.
To be honest Franklin ran a sex cult and was so good technologically he would probably find onlyfans and become a millionaire in a year thinking the whole time “now this is how America should be”
He'd leave at mid act 2 to go find Lin to challenge him to a duel, then some bonding will occur and Lin will somehow convince him to go watch the whole play and Alexander will cry at the end
Hello everyone, I made an error in converting the height from the imperial system to the metric system. Thank you to all of you who have brought this to my attention. Here are the corrections:
163 cm = 5'4
165 cm = 5'5
168 cm = 5'6
170 cm = 5'7
173 cm = 5'8
175 cm = 5'9
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Thats how the time travel happened
They were probably still on stone weight measurement. Thats a bucket of confusion to the modern mind.
Are these types of videos in a playlist yet? If not please put it in one.
How about this next, What would ancient Greeks think of today and modern Greece?
"General Washington what are you wearing?"
"This is what the people call Drip Mr Adams"
This is advanced powered combat armor mkII, bud.
Great, now I want a sitcom where John Adams and George Washington live together in an apartment in the modern day.
@@noizepusher7594 The show can be that they somehow got sent to present day America and now they have to adjust to modern life. The jokes practically write themselves.
I can total see an episode where the Republican and Democrat presidential candidates are trying to out do each other in serving George Washington (who will get progressively more and more annoyed with each attempt) so they can get his endorsement for the upcoming election. And it can culminate in him publicly denouncing both candidates and the whole party system and then him endorsing some independent party candidate (and said independent ends up winning).
There can also be some serious episodes, like Alexander Hamilton or John Adams addressing a crowd of BLM about to face off against some random anti-BLM group. And he then successfully diffuses the situation.
And maybe have an episode where Thomas Jefferson declares war on the federal reserve, only to have Hamilton come up and try to stop him. They end up fighting and both get arrested and Washington has to bail them out.
Or maybe another episode when they learn about the Civil War (their worst fears made manifest) and how there are still scars that haven’t healed right to this day.
Followed by an episode where Ben Franklin buys out OnlyFans and starts making a killing.
@@noizepusher7594 Like a friends or like a big bang theory
@@Kaiserboo1871 ben franklin actually be frank from always sunny
The other founding fathers: *Freaking out at all the women's outfits*
Ben Franklin: *Prepares his pick up lines*
Hamilton too lol, I’m frankly impressed he ever married
Jefferson: *sees all the new available black women*
Franklin the PUA.
@@konradhomiak3700 Oh my gosh!
@@javencummins1426 Just sayin. Jefferson was a big fan
I like how in every one of these stories they end up getting arrested almost instantly
The shock of time travel would result in a public disturbance at the very least.
They kinda deserve it. 🤣🤣🤣
So, would someone from our time be arrested in 200 years if they time travelled?
@Mialisus "Laws are not reversible." Try telling that to prohibitionists that witnessed Congress passing the 21st amendment. Culture is relative and the moral/lawful code of the 23rd century will be related (perhaps), but also quite different.
*oi mate ye got a loicense for that time travel?*
"And who would be our closest ally today, Mr President?"
"That would probably be the British, at least if we talk about Europe"
"...Excuse me what-"
Hamilton's fault
Hilarity aside, seeing how enemies of the past have become close allies by today is always a gratifying sight in these historical comparisons.
@Fychf fuck off thisnt even about religion
I think he would be pretty happy with that. It wasn’t like they founded America because they hated Britain, but rather believed that parliament (and the king by proxy) was denying them their rights as Englishmen. To learn that the animosities resulting from the revolution would be put aside and they could walk together as allies, that was be a merry day indeed.
@@LordDaretthat's precisely what I thought as well
Fun fact! The last witness to the Lincoln assassination was interviewed in 1950, he was only 5 when he saw Lincoln get blasted in the head
Is he still alive?
@@impulsewraith3419 he was about 91 when he was interviewed in 1950... so make an educated guess
@@DoctorAids is he immortal by any chance?
@@impulsewraith3419 Askin' the right questions, I see.
That's mind blowing
Bold of you to assume Franklin wouldn't run a meme page
benjamin danklin
"Don't just believe any quote you see from the internet"
- Franklin
@Evidential honestly im bad at remembering
Benjamin Franklin made so many quotes because of a type of writting that was popular back then. I'm not sure what it was called, but he made a good living from it. The internet isn't always the best source for this information.
@@svenskafilosofem
🅱️enjamin Danklin*
Of all the founders I do believe Thomas Jefferson would adjust quickly. He was wide and deeply read, experimented in agriculture and open to new ideas. Following up on him would be Benjamin Franklin.
I don't think he'd be too happy to find out pedophila and slavery is illegal in the United States now.
@@paulwaswalrus5956💀
@@paulwaswalrus5956
It's understandable.
People in the future will say the same things about your beliefs.
Not sure they would the jump in civilization is too great it would take a while.
He also wrote a version of the Bible without "myth or magic" and would be horrified by all the founding fathers' religion arguments.
I liked how Jefferson’s first instinct was to immediately punch Hamilton.
I thought that would be Burr’s job! 😂
Its just pure instinct for Jefferson now
Bruh
Sorry I have not that much knowledge about US history but can someone explain me why jefferson would punch hamilton?
Random Guy Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were both members of George Washington’s cabinet. Jefferson was the first Secretary of State and Hamilton was the first Secretary of Treasury, and used his time in office to develop the financial system America still uses today. They disagreed on just about *every* issue of the time (especially American finances) and pretty much hated each other’s guts. Despite this, Hamilton endorsed Jefferson’s campaign for presidency over Aaron Burr, who would later kill Hamilton in a duel. During his presidency, Jefferson tried and failed to reform the American financial system Hamilton created.
The bit about Jefferson immediately punching Hamilton was more or less a joke about their intense rivalry.
“Jefferson punches Hamilton”. Did they really have to come to modern-day for this to happen? haha
Yes, Hamilton would've challenged Jefferson to a duel if Jefferson punched him
@@hypnoguygaming1178 and we all know how that would have ended
Maybe he was craving something normal.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 polotics! Back then and now! Love it!
@@dr_dave512 thats not how you spell politics
Washington: "I TOLD YOU GUYS, NO POLITICAL PARTIES!"
Hamilton: "Can someone tell me what this 'musical' thing is?"
Jefferson: "The slaves are what now?"
Benjamin: "Haha Washington, they didn't even build a statue for you"
John: *Screams in terror*
c h o k e
John: sees the beer.
Samuel: John, look! I'm a brew.
Jefferson wanted the slaves free, btw.
... It took him a sec, but still.
Say "good boy, Jeffers"
Jefferson originally talked shit about slavery in the deceleration of independence but they had to take it out because they feared the south wouldn’t agree and they didn’t want to start a argument.
"Fathers out of time" make this a show please, I'd watch it everyday
Same We *N E E D A S H O W A B O U T A T L E A S T 1 S H O W A B O U T H I S T O R I C A L F I G U R E S I N M O D E R N D A Y S*
and it's spin off, "Royally Fucked", for the Medieval Kings video
“Ooh, we have a musical in our honor?”
“THAT’S NOT WHAT WE LOOK LIKE!!”
Lol
“Why is the slave playing as me?”
Adams and Franklin: Haha, we're not in it! We're free!
Me: * casually slides 1776 over *
Adams and Franklin: Oh no.
Jefferson: Not again
Baguette well Adams and Franklin were mentioned a couple of times, but I guess I understand lol
Thomas Jefferson: "Why be my slave playing me? Bloody murder!"
George Washington: Who’s Abraham Lincoln?
N O Q U I E T G E C A
Geca Productions OH HECK NO! I’d rather ship two pretty girls together!
@Geca Productions Da simp sinsssss
"Oh yeah, he's a very open minded president"
@@MAG_1204 i see what u did there
They would think, "Why is everyone in their underclothes?" Especially the women.
Some of the founding fathers living to see the 1810's so they might not be as shocked as you'd think, neoclassical sleeveless gowns were pretty common for women at that time. However seeing everyone in gym shorts and t-shirts would be shocking.
Why are brown people allowed? lol
Ben Franklin would like that
Then he goes back to his friends "guys guys women here are so easy. You dont need to marry them. And they think that sleeping with you on second date instead of first date dont make them a slouth 😂😂 its paradise 😂
@@jacksont9455 Race card? They knew freeing slaves was inevitable, but when, and would a Civil War occur?
Great job, loved it. My Grandfather was born in 1884 and lived to be in his mid 90's and would tell stories about his old Civil War buddies he worked in the coal mines with. I was in my mid 30's when he died. See, your right, just a few generations ago.
Civil War ended in 1865, so did he knew Civil War veterans
Yes, he did know a few of them. He would tell us stories about them also.
how old are you now?
@@keishahills58it might seem crazy what I'm bout to say
Tell us his stories
“The founding fathers, today” sounds like a great sitcom idea
a good *animated* sitcom
I'm still waiting for a second episode of "Heil honey I'm home" XD
YES
There was actually a series about that on here called I Made America, but it was discontinued in 2013 I think
I just thought of saint onii San where it’s Jesus and the Buddha in modern days hehehe
Geogre Washington: don't create political parties
George Washington: observes the political climate of today
George Washington: you had one job guys
Political parties formed before washington died
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@@ilect1690. Well yeah but today’s party system is the most toxic is has ever been.
How about if the system was multiparty?
Two jobs. He also advised Americans to avoid "entangling alliances" Though this was motivated by desire to prevent us from being manipulated and controlled by stronger European powers. By the time we formed such alliances, we were the ones doing the controlling. They might not be as concerned by alliances as the large standing army, given standing armies classic association with military takeovers. Or perhaps they (Washington in particular) would see the fervency of military officers support for civilian control and their avoidance of involvement in politics while in uniform and feel confident that they hd done well on this issue.
Imagine waking up and looking at the news and seeing “GEORGE WASHINGTON DISCOVERED IN WASHINGTON DC!”
or GEORGE WASHINGTON FOUND AT WASHINGTON D.C.
@@monotromatic2951 Washington found in Washington
@@SavageFroot jefferson found in jefferson?
ALEXANDER HAMILTON IS LISTENING TO ALEXANDER HAMILTON FROM HAMILTON
Or "Famous founding father Alexander Hamilton got in a fist fight with founding father Thomas Jefferson"
They'd probably want to go back to their time
Yeah I think they would definitely prefer the freedom from their America much more than a prison cell in 2023 America.
yeah pretty much
I would want to go back with them
“I said no parties!”
-George Washington
Wut in history
Mhm, sadly
“No. Entangling. Alliances! Jesus Christ, people.”
Yep the only parties designed to make people miserable
What about the other type of party George? You’ll be the guest of honor
Broadway casting director: “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you’d be a good fit for this part”
Hamilton: “But it’s literally me”
Lmaoo
Hamilton: please u know who i am
Broadway casting director: but you just don’t fit perfectly in the movie
4 others: we’re here!
Broadway casting director: fine, i’ll change to about u guys.
Edit: Thx for the likes
As if Hamilton is historically accurate in any sense
“Sorry sir but this is an artistic interpretation”
I for one believe Lin Manuel would love to have the REAL Hamilton as the lead in his play. Just for kicks.
Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Franklin and Hamilton in the Modern US. Sounds like a T.v. show I would definitely watch
"hey george ,whats the *deal* with the 2 party system"
" look Mr. Jefferson, they put our faces into the side of a mountain! "
The Founding Fathers vs. Thanos
yeah but it's gonna be a japanese isekai anime
The Modern Family.
Okay but the real question here is
How would Hamilton react if he found out his legacy is a hip-hop musical?
And a fandom
He’d be ecstatic
@@yourmother3126 His best friend/lover was an abolitionist so I don’t think he would care if he wasn’t played by a white person.
@@yourmother3126 Since Alexander has been known as a self-loving person/bordering on Narcissist, I doubt he would care. Regardless of the racism of his time, he was engaged in homosexual behavior with John Laurens, so I think he would be more accepting than most. He didn’t own slaves and hated slavery in private. His mother owned slaves, and after her death, even though his mother had written in her will that Alexander be given one boy named Ajax, Alex was denied this because of his illegitimate birth. He loathed talking about slavery to ANYONE, even George Washington, who owned more than 100 slaves. As a young man starting out his political career, he published his first major political essay, “A full Vindication of the measures of the Congress,” which drew direct comparisons between enslaved people and colonists oppressed by the British. And in 1779, he championed a plan proposed by his friend John Laurens to arm and enlist enslaved people in the Continental Army-and reward them with their freedom in return. (Washington himself had opposed the idea until the British dangled just such a lure.) “The dictates of humanity and true policy equally interest me in favor of this unfortunate class of men,” Hamilton wrote in an appeal on behalf of Laurens to the Continental Congress. “I have not the least doubt, that the negroes will make very excellent soldiers, with proper management,” Hamilton continued, adding that “their natural faculties are probably as good as ours.” His lobbying, however, failed to win support, and Laurens' plan was sadly abandoned.
May just have flipped his wig.
I think what's incredibly interesting is how fast literacy increased in the US. We're at roughly 99%, but by the 1850s it was already at roughly 90%. It increased here earlier than basically everywhere else in the world, even Britain.
Protestants and their bible reading
“Jefferson... punches Hamilton”
Ah, so nothing has changed.
I consider Hamilton to be the worst founder, simply because he started the national bank and led to the FED
@@dogguy8603 He wrote like 51 pages out of the 85 federalists papers.
What did Benjamin franklin ever do? He was just an *ss who took credit for electricity when he really didn't.
@@dogguy8603 I mean Thomas raped slaves & Washington pulled out his slaves teeth to make dentures but let’s go with that.
@@bria8481 your evedence for this? In fact there is no evedence that Washington pulled out his slaves teeth for his dentures
@@dogguy8603 well actually the washington thing is true but it wasnt something he fored slaves to do, he payed a big quantity of money for one teeth if the slave wanted to, then wahishingtono make a protesis of teeth for himself cause he had aomething in his teeths and all, it was weird, but not wrong
"General Washington, what on earth are you looking at?"
"It's called 'pornography' Mr. Adams."
Funnily enough, as soon as the photograph became public knowledge, the exchange of pornography followed instantly.
@@pepperbytez8128 great to know that humans barely changed
@@pofromteletubbies1243 open your eyes, let's begin.
@@pepperbytez8128 Yes it's really me, it's Maui!
Breathe it in
@@pofromteletubbies1243 I know it's alot, the hair, the bod!
"Hey, the time machine worked! Alright, let's see here....oh, oh no."
Hello there Mr President welcome to 2021 I will be your tour guide
Im sorry we let it get this bad, sir.
Hello Mr President
You're alive!
You've been asleep for almost 222 years woah
Founding fathers: "Wait, you mean to tell me you wait for the girl to be 18 before marrying her?"
Modern American: "Okay groomer."
Of course,gentlemen..But most women who grew up age 20 and up are quite better.
You'll be a pedophile in a few decades, lol.
Lots of people support raising the age of adulthood to 18, it only worsens the problem for future generations, instead of raising more mature children.
Boomer
"I do say, what is this "Amogus" these young chaps have been blabbering about?"
"Well its the national joke"
@@mcphan6881 "international" you may say
"Amogus... mogus... MAGUS?!"
"That's rather sus, old man."
That’s perhaps susus amogus old chap
Alexander Hamilton: "I have an opera made about me? Yay! Wait, Burr does what!?"
@Jake Roberts Because a guy named Lin Manuel Miranda read Hamilton's autobiography and thought it would make a really good play.
G1 100 all founding fathers are treated like god-like figures. Not sure why but that’s kind just something that happens.
@@jlzmirvisethak It could also be because Hamilton was the protagonist of the musical, and people tend to forget their literature lessons. Mainly the one that states "just because the main character is the protagonist, it does NOT automatically make them the 'hero' of the story." People completely forget that a) Things like villain and anti-hero protagonists exist, and b) Just because you like a work doesn't mean you have to agree with the main character's actions, even if they are unquestionably the "hero" and are meant to be seen as "right."
From freaking Thanos in Infinity War, to another manga work I'm reading now (can't get into details because of spoilers), it's constantly idiots who sleep through their lessons going "hurr durr, they're the main character, so they must be the hero and therefore right!"🤦♀️
He may find it odd that none of the founders are white in this opera
Jake Roberts Lin Manuel read Hamilton’s autobiography and thought that he was ‘gangster’ in how he got his business done and how he conducted himself. The other founding fathers were cleaner than Alexander Hamilton so he was specifically chosen for his ‘dirty’ tactics. Hence why the show is predominately gangster rap.
George Washington vibing is something that I didn't know that I needed in my life.
He really do be vibin' doe 😳😳
Exotic Hamilton: sir? What are you doing?
Washington: VĪBIÑ!
Washington looking at the modern American military:😃
Washington looking at modern American foreign policy:😭
Question can I bring your so called “drones” back with me ? So I can blast those red coats to kingdom come.
We can arrange something perhaps
Kim Jong-un meany dictator
Did you say
*Red coats?*
Like your thinking former mr president.
George Washington we’re so sorry about *him*
Life expectancy: 81 for women
Queen Elizabeth: *_pathetic_*
The woman who lived to be 116: *Am I a joke to you!?*
@@firemangan2731 the woman who lived until 122: Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written
Ikr
@@onehillyboi the woman who lived 69420 years: *helo*
She only lived to 69 years old.
"I'm vibing, Mr Adams"
-George Washington
I need time stamp pls
@@Miss.mellohi 23:25
That’s what the kids call it!
@John Adams
😂
@John Adams that's another one to the list
This is one of those things that I'd love to see a movie about, no lie. It could be a serious drama about these men coming to terms with the progress and faults of the country they created, or a comedy, (or a bit of both).
This isn’t exactly it, but there’s a movie like this but with Hitler. (Look Who’s Back)
@@cupio-stardust :D
I love that movie! It's so funny and terrifying too!
And there's a Mussolini version (Sono tornato) which sucks and copies Er ist wieder da hard... eh.
Great idea, it makes you wonder why nobody in Hollywood hasn't thought of this?? Or someone is suppressing it.. you could get away with a comedy about it.
Or you would think..
TJ: are you buying that for your master?
Random black person buying something: nah, my cat doesn't like froot loops
I love this comment
Relatable
Considering how cats were seen as gods in ancient Egypt I wouldn't be surprised to believe that TJ thought the black guy was an Egyptian. If he knew about Egypt in the first place that is.
@@qq3xy347 I think TJ was referring to the black person as a slave
@@jamiesorenson8761 dude I know that. What I am saying is that he must've thought that the black guy was an Egyptian because in ancient Egypt cats were seen as gods causing Egyptians to be their slaves. Which is why he would've thought that the black was the slave of the cat rather than being it's owner because of you know what. Sorry I wrote such a long paragraph I just don't like it when someone doesn't get a joke and ruins the whole vibe. Sorry lol.
"General Washington, what are you doing?"
"Vibing, Mr. Adams!"
This made me laugh
He probably wasn’t
@@johnadams7145 he's vibing in secret but you don't see it
@@psmsedwinfran501 I know him better than you
@@johnadams7145 "Join me in listening to this, WAP." "Ahh, yes shake that trunk."
“Who let the slaves out?” -Thomas Jefferson.
If Jefferson had a fight when they go to the modern day with Hamilton, he could go at it with Lincoln (if he's also brought here as well)
I read this to the tune “who let the dogs out”
@@anamerican2305 as I intended
@Normal RUclips channel carry on and would rape them too like he was very hypocritical
@@arkcliref abe has a advantage he hunted vampires
I love finding these videos from 2020. Everyone really thinking about and making things they likely never would have made otherwise
Yeah, he didn't include what they would have thought about Columbus and Washington statues being torn down.
Day 1:
Washington: "Why the F are there political factions! Who allowed this!?"
Rest of the Founding Fathers:.........*whistling*
Meet the latest graduate to king college
69 Likes!!!!!!
He would've had a mental breakdown and promptly have an heart attack
Jefferson: My party still exist?
Hamilton: Mine too?
Jefferson: Your definitely not.
Time to stack those feds
"I say, Mr. Adams, I believe I was just insulted!!"
"How do you mean, General Washington?"
"A young rapscallion accused me of masquerading as a canine!!!"
"Truly slanderous indeed! What exactly did they say?"
"If I recall, his exact words were, 'Yo, nice costume, dog.'"
I thought they called him a furry at first lol
@@fallenkingdom-zd8xh Same bro same.
@@fallenkingdom-zd8xh I was like "what?" in a highpitched voice.
Bit Mr. Washington, that was a compliment.
That's a funny dialogue. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not gonna lie, I expected “Jefferson punches Hamilton”
That Communist Weeb lol
Cause why not?
Why do I feel like there’s gonna be a lawsuit
Washington and Hamilton get into a huge argument about who's more important based on their pictures being on the $1 and $10 dollar bills.
😅😅😅
“General Washington, what are you doing?”
*”G A M I N G”*
Faze George Washington
Thou children are dog water
Now all I’m picturing is Washington staying up till 4am drinking monster energy
@@Slay-do4xe faze jesus
Washington Gaming!
"If a meme is dank enough one is legally allowed to steal it."
- Benjamin Franklin. 2020
Normie
Imagine if they saw all our “quotes” from them.
This- yes.
Is it just me, or do I hear a helicopter?
Charles: THIS IS THE GREATEST PLAN!!!
I want to see my quotes.
Imagine how confused they would be if you told them about ww2.
So, it all started because a guy with a mustache wrote a book after being rejected by art school
Them: Wait. Two?
Me: Don't worry, we won both.
Them: Then why was there a second?
Me: Don't worry, we solved that problem. I mean, there wasn't a third. Yet...
Them: Yet?
Me: Well we've developed a weapon to unleash the fiery depths of hell upon entire cities from the other side of the world. So we decided that war would mean the end of the world.
Them: So no more wars? Good.
Me: Quite the opposite. Now most wars are about people who might have these weapons and making sure they can't get them.
Them: Oh no.
@Malcolm Hoth well, speaking in terms of law and that slaves weren't considered people they were considered property. Property doesn't reserve the right to consent????
Jalen Xavier
What
@@jalenxavier2072 where exactly do your morals stands?
Not only was this intellectually entertaining, but it was also informing. Well done.
They'd be asking " Where's Madison? He should be here. He wrote the Constitution."
Madison would die from rage as soon as he saw how the constitution is being ignored.
@@charlesrhodes9410 but would he like his garden?
pablo donner 😂
@@pablodonner5213 no poppies so probably not
Hamilton would be like bitch deserved
Founding Fathers: Go to the future.
Jefferson: Punches Hamilton.
We need to get these two tickets to Hamilton 🤣
Panda Queen We need to get ALL of them tickets to Hamilton
Nah, i think hamilton would've swung first
If Hamilton saw Hamilton, he wouldn’t have died just yet, and since he saw the play, would he be scared to die and prepare to prevent it? Would the play change? Would he have actually seen the changed version, seeing himself not die like he did, and revert the change of the play happening? Thus a cycle forms? And a Schrödinger’s cat situation? This hurts my brain.
@@ryguythesci-figuy81 he would be like, “Burr! (Thinking: I have to vote for Burr! Or kill him first.) “
The Hamilton fangirls would be going ballistic.
And I’m sure you would be watching it all from the balcony right
Yes, yes we would be.
Hi Abe! Have you seen Hamilton? I know you have a fear of theaters but now it’s on Disney Plus!
@@thefunnynamehere266 :(
Yo Abe we got Netflix and youtube. That booth guy wont have a chance.
One of the founding fathers had a vision about the future of America, he wrote in his journal Somthing about having a Birds Eye view and seeing large city light’s throughout the land as far as he could see, he wrote some other stuff but I don’t remember what it was about
Did he see purple guy
Imagine you put Aberham Lincoln in he would just see his statue and just say ”I like this place already.“
Yeah, it would all be well unless he goes to a state like Virginia or Mississippi where there's a good chance that he will get himself lynched by the neo-confederates
@@maximmichailov5081 yeah you’ve never been to the south
@@cri.682 well he would probably feel sad and disappointed that some people still believe in the Lost Cause
@@cri.682 indeed. Especially when you consider the fact that this enemy fought for the preservation of slavery
Well I had no idea neo-confederates were a thing and now from what I know they must be complete assholes if they support slavery.
i simply can't believe that alexander hamilton is a redditor
Meanwhile Jefferson's on 4chan.
@@charlesrhodes9410 and Washington's out in the real world
@@charlesrhodes9410 George! George! We need to groyp and shit pill the normies!
Hope not. Reddit is shit
@@sallyh1480 How so?
It’s all fun and games until Alexander Hamilton watches Hamilton
It's Alexander Hamilton he'll either be estatic, flattered, or he wouldn't mind or care, or he'd correct every detail out.
@@Justin-ul7fh Imagine the real Hamilton mailing the new script to Lin Manuel.
@Bardenbella120 "Lin..."
"Oh my broadway wtf-"
"Lin,you read my bio right?"
"Who tf are you?".
"Hamilton,Lin. You liked the bio right?"
"Yeah..."
"Do a musical Lin or else i'll throw away your ankles"
"K"
I want to read him the fanfiction become I just think it'd be funny and if he shoots me he shoots me
@@Iregretmyoldname basically what happened
Now I wonder how would Oda Nobunaga, Toyotomi Hideyoshi and Tokugawa Ieyasu from Japanese history would react to the modern world.
Feel like Tokugawa would probably have a field day with modern Japan, especially with the western stuff in there
Well, Tokugawa would probably be horrified that Japan had been occupied by a foreign power and forced to renounce its military. He'd also probably be shocked that Christianity was legal in modern Japan, though relieved that it remains a small minority. The warlords would be perplexed at the existence of democracy, even given the knowledge that it was imposed by a foreign power. I have no idea what they would think of popular culture, aside from a general disdain for foreign influence.
imagine what they'd think of anime
As aghast as they'd be over foreign influences exerted on Japan throughout history, I wonder if they'd feel at least a little pride at seeing how Japan has projected immense influence back on the world.
Scientifically, economically, culturally, and politically to varying extents, Japan is a regional powerhouse and not to be underestimated on the global scale either. Perhaps enough to earn some approval from even the stanch isolationists of their time?
they'd pull a mishima
Franklin wouldn't smash _the phone_ . He'd be more likely fascinated by it, ask a hundred questions, and end up going home with that woman.
That seems cool
I want to like this comment but the number perfect right now
Not any more
This feels like a fan-fiction for the dialogue between the founding fathers
To be fair, I would totally read this fanfiction
Oh yeah I'd read it more than once
@@bobthet-rex2718 yesssssss!
This is 100% fanfiction and im 100% on board
Yaaaaaaaa
Imagine the founding fathers finding out there’s a musical about them and a bunch of theatre kids are shipping them together.
I think it's weird to ship real life people. There's nothing weird if they're fictional, but these are people with feelings, I'd feel so uncomfortable.
@@SM-qv2om yeah it is. But since they’ve been dead for ~200 years, it feels like we’re not bothering anyone. Also, Hamilton fans tend to disassociate the real Founding Fathers, so yeah. But shipping real people that *recently* died, or (even worse) *are still alive,* is downright creepy.
@@SM-qv2om if they came back to life though, the shipping would need to stop.
I do not ship real people bit more the idea / character of one's life like septiplier i don't ship Sean and mark i ship the idea of Sean and mark or lamms
@@clairannaplays6154 yeah. That’s kinda how we roll.
Man, I loved this video. And I mean not just the content, but the style and the pacing. Serious talks interrupted by pauses for comic relief. Yes, it's long and it could have been much more packed and ”efficient”, but in a way I don't want that. I like to take my time and process everything you say, even though that means that I won't be able to watch the whole video in one take.
Great job! Keep it up.
I could see Franklin attempting a presidential run with the memorable slogan let me be frank with you
Lol
He’d have my vote.
^^
^
^
Am I the only person who thinks this would make an incredible movie???
There's a movie like that about a pickle factory worker. I forget what's is caled.
@@eyesack6845 an American pickle
@@basedsneedclavesoldier3793 ah yes, thanks.
I was thinking it could be a pretty interesting T.V show
@@eyesack6845 whats the comedy that came out about a dude who turned himself into a pickle to get outta therapy, oh my god it was so good.
"I'm vibing, Mr Adams" is the greatest line i've ever heard. This line puts the entire MCU to shame
Yes
22:45
Segments like this and your passion for history is why this is my favorite channel on RUclips
Washington looking at his memorial: WhAt Is ThAt HiDeOuS oBeLiSk
It’s a large music box that, if you put the president’s key into it, will play Yankee Doodle. Most of you might not get this reference, but okay.
@@lyly_lei_lei gravity falls?
That one of my biggest question about America coming from an American. Why is the monument honoring our first and arguably best one a obelisk?
Yeah I was confused as hell when I saw my memorial
GW was a Freemason
“Jefferson punches Hamilton”
makes sense.
Thanks snufkin
I was waiting for this comment, thank you
jefferson is then arrested for punching hamilton in the face
Why did laugh so hard at this 😂 😂 😂 😂
@@mjaned0528 for some reason in the image they ended up getting arrested in Chicago instead of Washington DC lol
Honestly, I would love to see a full comedy show of the Founding Fathers living in the modern day.
YEEEEES
It would be a multi season hit!!!
There is a series called “I made American” just look it up on yt
The FBI and Secret Service would have to help them adapt. I'd hate to be the guy to explain the Weman and Minorities are equal thing.
@@LaneCorbett lol ikr
Might go something like this:
“Whoa, this is WAYY better than a musket!”
“You pay WHAT in taxes?”
“Wait, you’re telling me you can press a few buttons, and anything you want will be magically delivered to your house?”
Imagine, the founding fathers trying potato chips for the first time.
Lol who put biden in a wood chipper?
@@Rikken552 agent 47
Or weed
“Why is it so salty?”
@@BlueRGuy Good job agent 47.
“Oof” - George Washington upon visiting the United States, circa 2020.
Malcolm Hoth
With all the idiots not wearing masks, yeah, I think he really wants to go back to his grave
ElfSam I disagree as George Washington had a respect of science and tried to keep himself and others safe
"Hmm this must be a slave revolt" -George
Malcolm Hoth you are either 13 and edgy or 67 and idiotic. Either way log off
Malcolm Hoth Hmmm, I could’ve sworn I’d taken out the trash today, but it appears I’ve accidentally left some behind. Now, why don’t you run along before you hurt yourself. :-)
I would watch a Netflix series of the founding fathers seeing modern America. That would be hysterical.
@Netflix Official please hire this person here...
Yeah, not a lotta good things are going on in America right now.
I’d pay to watch it tbh
Make it a sitcom where they end up sharing a house.
@@Elyseon
YES
7:28 “jefferson-eh.. punches hamilton-“
that killed me 😂😂😂
It’s all fun and games until so Austrian man with a funny moustache appears from a portal in Germany
That’s actually the plot of the comedy movie guess who’s back.
I mean, Franz Joseph should better not travel here.
@@jimmybob1779 such a good movie
Antarctica not germany, and actually don't be surprised. The third Reich is most famously known for being the first humans to get their hands on the "bell" tech. Remember the aircraft carrier they successfully teleported into the future (2013 I believe) and it appeared on an airstrip and all the men inside were fused with the metal and dead. Philadelphia project. Our govt already proved time travel is real and already confirmed it's with the same tech they got from Hitler. So time traveling Hitler is not ridiculous at all he didn't commit suicide and that's a fact. Did the same thing to flight 371 from Malaysia. Anything that dissappears like that is likely time traveled. That plane will probably pop up in an iceberg or jungle or desert somewhere in 20 years with all it's passengers fused with the body of the plane unless they were able to fix what caused the fusing of those sailors.
@@xxxx3343 Ah yes. The Philadelphia Project. Where an office that didn't exist yet teleported a ship that didn't exist yet from a port the real ship never visited.
Pro tip: Morris Jessup had no idea what he was talking about.
"General Washington! What are you doing!?"
"I'M VIBING, MR. ADAMS! THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS CALL IT!"
that killed me
I started wheezing like a fucking kettle bro THAT GOT ME SO HARD-
@youtubestopbanningmyaccoun5727Tell us the backstory of your username.
@youtubestopbanningmyaccoun5727 Lmao.
Ricardo in foreground. PEAK.
“Jefferson punches Hamilton,”
I think that would’ve happened at any time period.
Kinda wanna know how the Founding Father's would react to America colonizing The Philippines considering they were anti-colonial
They would be horrified that we did it, but probably would be willing to forgive it because we did end up liberating it and gave them their independence as promised before WWII.
Jefferson thought the US would grow enough to take over the entire western hemisphere
Girls in 1500’s: “If he ain’t 5 foot..”
Girls in the 3600's: "If he ain't 7 foot..."
@@thegreatkingofevilganondor1500 girls in 100 million years: “if he ain’t five hundred foot”
Girls in 199 million BC: “If he ain’t a T-Rex...”
@@veryrealdrdog Girls a very long time ago: If he ain't a quark
Girls in the beginning of time: “if he ain’t existing...”
Washington: Uhh... are you dancing?
Alexander: Yeah
Washington; To what? There's no music.
Alexander: This machine allows me to listen to music while making it mute to all else.
*Shows earphones and phone*
Washington: Hmm, may i give the musician a try?
Alexander: Here
Washington: Wait..
*My name is Alexander Hamilton, and theres a million things i haven't done*
Washington: YOUR A MUSICIAN!?!
I love this
*But just you wait! Just you wait!*
I would give you a like but it’s at 666
This comment is so great I can picture it 😂
"This song gives me joy with its upbeat sounds. Who or what is it about?"
"Oh, this is King George's song - You'll be back."
"..."
"..."
"I hate that song."
how does a bastard orphan son of a whore and a Scotts man dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean
just dont let Abraham Lincoln inside a movie theaters
With dozens of Secret Service agents roaming, what could possibly go wrong?
Just don't let Hamilton go to New Jersey.
But everything is legal in New Jersey
@@pouring_rain4966 besides pumping your own gas.
Or Hamilton meet a person with the last name or “Reynolds” or “Burr” because then some fists shall be thrown
These men were quite insightful. After the constitution was approved Benjamin Franklin was asked what kind of government had been adopted. According to the story he said "a republic if you can keep it". They recognized how important it was to limit the power and scope of the federal government. The importance of human rights coming from God, not government, as laid out in the Bill of Rights. We see our government taking away our rights. We see our government growing way beyond the enumerated powers of the constitution. They would recognize our country falling into tyranny and they would not be silent.
slavery.
Absolutely true.
Whatever kind of rule it is YOU want, I’m certain they’d be looking for something far better. Quit imprinting your values based on the words of a bunch of dead guys from a time you cannot even conceive. And don’t forget that their actions too were a product of their times. It is only reasonable to view the present circumstances and judge them according to the present, and my judgement is that those you almost certainly place faith in are just as corrupt and immoral as those you oppose.
Not insightful enough to end slavery. They literally had the perfect opportunity while forming the country. They instead decided to expand what the British had started.
This country was falling into tyranny from the very start you know. Well according to the opposition
*Sees Americans drinking Tea*
Founding Fathers: _"It's treason then."_
Hamilton and Washington slowly pull out rifle
I prefer my tea when it's floating in Boston harbor.
@@DehDeh72 LMAO
Hamilton:so you have chosen death
@@n0tk0sher lol
Founding Father: challenges someone to a duel, arrives to the site with his sword
Modern American: accepts challenge to a duel, arrives with his/her Yu-Gi-Oh! Deck
Me, who actually fences;
Oh you poor men. *Load Musket*
What a bunch of idiots *loads water gun*
@@weeb_dweeb *fools* loads nerf gun
It's time to d-d-d-d-duel
did y'all notice in that "every state's least favorite state" map, even Florida hates Florida lmao
I'd say Cali or New York but either of those places have already reached a point they aren't even states anymore just foreign nations that get access to federal tax dollars.
As a Floridian, can confirm we hate existence
Edit; joke
@@officersoulknight6321 what city tho
@@officersoulknight6321 because of the heat and the weather? Not to mention the gators there lol.
Yes
Franklin would DEFINITELY try to get a discord kitten
"Jefferson punches Hamilton..."
Some things never change.
No they do not
Dude, imagine if they saw the sequel to Frozen. They would be singing all the songs in it NON-STOP.
War never changes...
George Washington: Can’t wait to visit all 13 states
Fire of Learning: Actually Mr. President, there 50 states now, there’s one even named after you...
George Washington: 😮😮😮
He never even got to see the CITY named after him, though he did lay the cornerstone of the Capitol, so he was basically a visitor to a giant construction site.
I mean considering it was suggested he become king, he probably wouldn't be surprised. Probably annoyed that he was made into a personality cult though.
I bet his face will be real happy when he finds out Washington is one of the worse places in America with riot after riot and washington dc not even helping, dont think most men back even cared about something being named after them anyways.
@Hoàng Nguyên I don't know about Washington specifically, but a lot of early presidents and founding fathers had no qualms about conquering native land. Although treaty violation would definately be more of an issue.
"So there's a Washington, and Washington DC... and they are at opposite ends of the country?"
the idea of Ben Franklin crying "Witchcraft!" at the sight of a phone is quite ironic considering Benjamin considered such things superstitious nonsense and even wrote a satire of witch hunting. Though to be fair being transported centuries into the future would probably change ones views on such things...
Yeah, I think he would instead be intrigued by the device and want to see how it works
Remember those old phone booth things,gentlemen?..They are it.
No he would ask all kinds of questions of the poor woman on how it worked!!
I like how while everyone else is going through a mental breakdown and running everywhere Jefferson and Hamilton are wrestling each other and haven’t moved more than a few feet from where they appeared
Hamilton finding his own horrifying fandom: 👁💧👄💧👁
Imagine him reading fanfiction with tag #jeffersonfuckhamilton #transmadison #laurensissmollandneedprotection #hamiltonhasbickdickiwanttofeelitinmypussyim13
N👁🗨rmie
Janeen Phayne 😔
@Violeta Oliver lol mhm
and he walk in my house the first thing he hears would be my phone at full volume with me singing along
*ALEXANDER HAMILTONNNNNN!* while reading a hamilton fanfic
" Thou quite beith a boomer, sir Hamilton " - Thomas Jefferson
Hamilton would be the one saying that to Jefferson
"mm yummy burger"
-Benjamin Franklin at McDonalds
There was no burgers in the US back in his time, he would probably go *hmmm yammy sandwisch*
*hmmMM yum yum BORGER*
This is an actual qoute btw
@@vtheawesome indeed
He goes to McDonald's drive thru and says, "I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip..."
Madison's reaction to the standing army would be interesting, as well as his reaction to the notion that this is necessary because they have to be ready to go to war on a few minutes' notice.
This is the strangest fan-fic I’ve ever watched
I would absolutely read a fan fic about the founding fathers going to present day lmao
@@TheagenesFromThasos hopefully it wouldn’t go to the you know THAT side of fan fics
Hold up - Wattpad, here I come with my destiny!
Strangest?
😂 I’m here for it
yea our military would surprise them, they actually have uniforms and proper supplies and all our troops have shoes and aren't starving
Imagine showing them the military channel, for the technology alone let alone the commentary. And on so many levels.
The A-10 Warthog and F22 Raptor must seem like metal dragons to them. Giant, fast, metallic vehicles armed with cannons that can fire, reload, and swivel within seconds. A technological marvel even for many countries today, let alone them.
And the commentary. Learning that the US is widely regarded as the premier power in the world today, and that the stakes for all out war between major powers means almost all wars today aren't even fought between them, but against rebels not even in our own country.
Then there is the whole gung-ho delivery that I think would frighten Washington as much as it excited him.
Washington: and its called a drone?
FoL: yes general, we used them to successfully game the Irani radar network, during the US Iraq war.
Washington: was that the war in the desert?
FoL: which one?
@@condotiero860 Yes! I can totally see that
Probably be even more shocked we have a fully volunteer military to boot
@Robert Ortiz-Wilson Thank you.
Franklin and Jefferson would not proclaim that technology is witchcraft. These two were extremely curious about science and its practical uses, and would likely be amazed by but not terrified of inventions born of science. They wouldn't understand smart phones (since they didn't dream of Maxwell's theories, let alone Schrodinger, Einstein, and Turing - but do most people using smart phones understand the contributions of these scientists?), but they would probably perceive the hand of science and reason in its creation.
It stands to reason that people will overreact if get overwhelmed. I suppose that it’s curiosity vs surprise. The creator went with the latter.
They would spend some time being amazed, and wondering at the miraculous things that must be achieved when every person in the country down to even the most impoverished has free access to the collective knowledge of all mankind. Then they would actually look at the internet, and rapidly meet reality.
@TC Fenstermaker They were Deists
I know the answers pick me pick me
@TC Fenstermaker There are still deists today, deism is not agnosticism, agnostics say they don't know if god exists, deists affirm God exists but say religions are false and do not actually represent God. That is a very big difference.
I'd've loved to be in the Facebook content moderation room while they debated how to go about Hamilton's duel challenge.
Also, thank you for acknowledging Washington's partying skills.
I’d make an exception this once, but make it clear to him that this sort of thing is not tolerated.
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To be honest Franklin ran a sex cult and was so good technologically he would probably find onlyfans and become a millionaire in a year thinking the whole time “now this is how America should be”
Hahaha
You had me in the first half ngl
the real ceo of sex
He what
He didn't run the sex cult, he merely joined the Hellfire club in order to gain access to some of the most influential men in Europe
Ok but Hamilton would 100% watch Hamilton and correct everything
I'd pay to watch him do that
@@theaveragecomment1014 so would I! I feel like Washington would watch and love how his character was!
@@kassidycarom4722 Probably! lol
He'd leave at mid act 2 to go find Lin to challenge him to a duel, then some bonding will occur and Lin will somehow convince him to go watch the whole play and Alexander will cry at the end
He'd probably cry when he found out what Eliza accomplished after his death. Just like the rest of us.
George Washington: “Yeeeeah so remember the whole avoid foreign entanglements and political parties thing?
Told you it would cause problems.”
Indeed. He was right.
Why didn’t we listen? 🤦♂️
“I told you so”
- George Washington
@John Adams despite middle east and others hadnt stopped doing slavery despite the west did better to stop it lol
Yeah I was right and now I'm angry