Steve Martin Oscars 2003

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  • Опубликовано: 13 мар 2016
  • Genius! The timing, the stars, the jokes, the pauses... Brilliant!

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  • @ananda3601
    @ananda3601 3 года назад +1153

    You know what, Jack is the coolest guy in the room.

  • @jimklipper6022
    @jimklipper6022 4 года назад +689

    Jack didn’t get upset. Went right with it.

    • @whatwouldtarado213
      @whatwouldtarado213 4 года назад +79

      A pro. The man can handle anything.

    • @lorenzomariani503
      @lorenzomariani503 4 года назад +44

      "A hole is a hole"

    • @richielevoithebrooklynsong9727
      @richielevoithebrooklynsong9727 3 года назад

      This song is dedicated to everyone who lost a loved one. God bless. "I'm calling out your name tonight" by Richie Levoi ruclips.net/video/JSbGGiSe3S8/видео.html

    • @jackiereamy4871
      @jackiereamy4871 3 года назад +3

      Well of course!

    • @jackiereamy4871
      @jackiereamy4871 3 года назад +1

      @@lorenzomariani503 you're disgusting.

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 9 месяцев назад +10

    That nod and thumb-up from Dame Julie Andrews. Classic! 😁

  • @tashmivyas
    @tashmivyas 4 года назад +179

    2:55 Julie's reaction 👍😝....love her...got the most claps...everyone just loves her ♥.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 года назад +14

      And she’s still hot.

  • @waldemarlopes2658
    @waldemarlopes2658 6 месяцев назад +8

    The greatest Oscar opening of all, with the very special participation of the phenomenal Julie Andrews!

  • @neildsouza3085
    @neildsouza3085 6 лет назад +400

    Jack Nicholson is so damn handsome even at this age. Oh man!!! His smile and his facial expressions ...Oh boy!!! Proud to be a die hard Nicholson fan!!!

  • @pmn029
    @pmn029 4 года назад +165

    Jack is king, happy to see Angelica Houston laughing with her ex!

  • @erock5010
    @erock5010 2 года назад +80

    It's crazy how Steve Martin has looked exactly the same for so many damn years haha it's like he never ages

    • @rusemode
      @rusemode 2 года назад +11

      He aged once back in 1968

    • @alcahallic4526
      @alcahallic4526 2 года назад +5

      Because he always had white hair

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 2 года назад +2

      Yeah the guy has looked perpetually 40 for like 30 years. I'm kidding of course but he has always looked great for his age.

    • @gregbaker9857
      @gregbaker9857 2 года назад +2

      He aged all at once, after a single weekend partying with John Belushi in the 70's.......

  • @ZartmoBThoughtForms
    @ZartmoBThoughtForms 2 года назад +93

    Over the years, Steve Martin has always brought it when appearing on any show. One of the funniest comedians ever. Read his book on comedy.

  • @geometricart7851
    @geometricart7851 2 года назад +69

    Back when The Oscars was still funny and wholesome.

  • @allys744
    @allys744 4 года назад +490

    This monologue was way ahead of its time. Case in point “a movie star can be democrat...or skinny.”

    • @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853
      @mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853 3 года назад +5

      This 1:48-1:53

    • @magnusalexander2965
      @magnusalexander2965 3 года назад +17

      Not a particularly clever joke, since Republicans make any b-level film or TV celebrity who smiles in their direction the President. In the last 45 years, all Republican Presidents have either been a film or TV celeb or a Bush, and closet celebrity worship and name recognition is the the right wing's substitute for policy

    • @QuantumParticle
      @QuantumParticle 3 года назад +21

      @@magnusalexander2965 your comment doesn't make much sense given how biased against the right Hollywood is.

    • @magnusalexander2965
      @magnusalexander2965 3 года назад +7

      @@QuantumParticle It does, because I say the right is desperate for affirmation from Hollywood, not vice versa. If you can list a bunch of actors and reality show clowns who've been Democratic Presidents, I'll reconsider my comment

    • @QuantumParticle
      @QuantumParticle 3 года назад +4

      @@magnusalexander2965 so your standard for Hollywood shilling for the left is whether there have been Democrat president celebrities? Lmao
      What matters is the ideologies behind all of it, such as the forcing in black, gay, trans characters into everything. The left ideologies are blatant in Hollywood.

  • @paulydee472
    @paulydee472 2 года назад +102

    Jack did not get up and slap him! 🤣 ahhh the good ol days! ☺️

    • @acapavlovic8524
      @acapavlovic8524 11 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @j.c.sallet4870
      @j.c.sallet4870 11 месяцев назад +1

      Exactly!😂🤣

    • @2019freddie
      @2019freddie 11 месяцев назад +1

      maybe if Steve had insulted his wife??

    • @benwhitney1850
      @benwhitney1850 11 месяцев назад +1

      "Keep Jack's name out your freakin' mouth!" Just thought I'd keep it clean. 😂

    • @MrSebboxxx
      @MrSebboxxx 10 месяцев назад +1

      Jack N. should get up and kiss him ...

  • @CompoundNihilist
    @CompoundNihilist Год назад +59

    What I love is how Steve Martin tries not to crack up at Nicholson's reaction.

    • @davidm9618
      @davidm9618 11 месяцев назад +1

      Steve never "cracks up". He always remains a professional, serious comedian.

  • @kadykianus
    @kadykianus 4 года назад +331

    In my opinion it was one of the best Oscars opening acts ever. Intelligent, smart and funny. Steve Martin is super profesionalist so timing is perfect, and everything is thoughtful. Look, how he looks at Nicole Kidman :)

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 года назад +8

      He should have taken over as host for many years like Billy Crystal.

    • @geometricart7851
      @geometricart7851 2 года назад +7

      I like Steve Martin he's the genuine article. He isn't trying to play smart and funny he is smart and funny.

    • @thebicycleman8062
      @thebicycleman8062 2 года назад

      nah chris rock was the best

    • @renenowicki
      @renenowicki 2 года назад

      The Bicycle Man that was the greatest moment in TV history. Rock, the consummate professional. Pure class.

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie 2 года назад

      & on top of all that my Steve Martin is an agnostic!Good for him!👏👏🏼👏🏽👍💙

  • @ericglass9450
    @ericglass9450 11 месяцев назад +6

    I'd hate to imagine a world without Steve Martin.

  • @BluJae93
    @BluJae93 4 года назад +42

    I love seeing all these stars when they were young and killing the game. Ain't the same anymore

  • @jondeaux336
    @jondeaux336 2 года назад +6

    Only 20 years ago, but it is a lifetime.

  • @logicalatheist1065
    @logicalatheist1065 2 года назад +14

    Ernest Borgnine! what a class act

  • @lunemagick2903
    @lunemagick2903 2 года назад +20

    One of the greatest ever.Whew !!! I've been a fan his whole career.

  • @juancantin5238
    @juancantin5238 2 года назад +58

    "If you would like a transcript of this show, simply write down everything we say"
    Genius lol

    • @nocalsteve
      @nocalsteve Год назад +1

      In 2010, he said, “ If you’d like a transcript of this show then you really should get a life.”

  • @Belfastboi
    @Belfastboi 2 года назад +12

    Julie Andrew’s reaction 👍🏻

  • @allanliu7515
    @allanliu7515 6 лет назад +190

    jack nickleson a genius

  • @steven2345
    @steven2345 10 месяцев назад +6

    Oh jack, I honestly miss you. You're what Hollywood is missing these days. That's probably the last time the Oscar's have had that much applause

  • @dylans_omens
    @dylans_omens Год назад +11

    Really heartwarming to see everyone just laughing along instead of getting all cocky like at the Golden Globes

  • @jogman262
    @jogman262 2 года назад +21

    One of the funniest guys ever.

  • @granthurlburt4062
    @granthurlburt4062 2 года назад +7

    Top notch. Hilarious, on the money on some topics, self-deprecating, and never mean or an insulting jerk. Class.

  • @MHDALJABERI
    @MHDALJABERI 3 года назад +106

    If he added jack to the list, this would have been the best oscars ever.

  • @huntergatherer4223
    @huntergatherer4223 2 года назад +13

    Steve is a legend

  • @bdouglas
    @bdouglas 10 месяцев назад +5

    I miss this generation of humans.

    • @tomada36
      @tomada36 19 дней назад

      Agreed! Things that would make people lose their minds now were just taken in stride (mostly) just 20 years ago

  • @Luka2000_
    @Luka2000_ 2 года назад +8

    1:56 "They can be straight"
    *Shows Harrison Ford*
    I cracked up

    • @helgedell
      @helgedell 2 года назад +1

      He looked prepared though?

  • @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380
    @chuckdieselkicksdisks2380 2 года назад +4

    Ha ha - thanks for posting this oh, Steve Martin is awesome I remember first hearing him when I grew up with his record albums he put out in the 70s

  • @compusitepuertovallarta4648
    @compusitepuertovallarta4648 2 года назад +51

    I laugh more in this three minutes than all the Oscars ceremony this year.

    • @DippyHippie
      @DippyHippie 2 года назад +5

      The slap ruined it for me! Brought me back to 1972 when I escaped the man who abused me! Poor Chris had to just stand there….I ran for my life with my 4 children! No home,no $ ,no car… but I was free!

  • @moimeme6533
    @moimeme6533 2 года назад +3

    Borgnine topped it all off with tha kiss! 😆👍😘

  • @madisonmelton6387
    @madisonmelton6387 3 года назад +11

    Awww seeing Kathy bates made me smile

  • @LibraLee88
    @LibraLee88 2 года назад +2

    Just Love him and Martin Short especially Martin for me They just Classic Good TV man Classic Stage Performance

  • @arx754
    @arx754 5 лет назад +221

    I remember watching this, and I thought that Steve Martin was hilarious. The next day, critics castigated him. I am obviously not the average person. Thank gawd.

    • @fuckamericanidiot
      @fuckamericanidiot 4 года назад +5

      Are you saying critics are the average person? That makes no sense.

    • @willo9372
      @willo9372 3 года назад +32

      Critics very rarely represent the entire communities opinion. Especially when it's negative. Who the hell wouldn't find that monologue funny?

    • @PlanetEarth3141
      @PlanetEarth3141 2 года назад +2

      Critics live in the same realm as bankers, lawyers, insurance agents, Hollywood execs, politicians and rappers. Oh! And used car salesmen.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 года назад +3

      You know you did good when you upset the critics.

    • @akaLuptonPittman
      @akaLuptonPittman 2 года назад +1

      @@PlanetEarth3141 don’t forget Sheriffs, Chiefs, judges, DA’s, and others in the “justice” system 🤣

  • @pauljohns4484
    @pauljohns4484 5 лет назад +46

    Jack and Connery can get a 20 year old at 80 !

  • @greyskullcastle9975
    @greyskullcastle9975 2 года назад +4

    Intelligent with expert delivery. Can't say the same for every host...

  • @jhsdfjhgjh
    @jhsdfjhgjh 2 года назад +5

    Steve Martin was born old.. I just couldn't get a single image or video of him being young..🤣🤣

  • @BillofRights1951
    @BillofRights1951 3 года назад +14

    Gotta love the great Julie Andrews

  • @djego6930
    @djego6930 2 года назад

    Great Video! Love it!

  • @PlanetEarth3141
    @PlanetEarth3141 2 года назад +27

    I've never seen a bad movie with Jack in it. He is like chocolate.

  • @bettysims336
    @bettysims336 2 года назад

    I love the work, keep it up!!

  • @FrontWing-EndPlate
    @FrontWing-EndPlate 11 месяцев назад +4

    Steve Martin....what a legend 💥💥💥

  • @Harrock
    @Harrock 11 месяцев назад +1

    This just Feels like a complete Different era than today... its only 20 years ago but the people who where in their Prime Back than you just dont see so often anymore ...

  • @darthnihilus5282
    @darthnihilus5282 5 лет назад +82

    Steve Martin may have won the Oscar, but Jack Nicholson won the thumbnail.

  • @sebastianwapniarski2077
    @sebastianwapniarski2077 Месяц назад

    I loved how Jack whistled when Polański won Oscar for directing The Pianist. That was the coolest thing ever. He didn't give a damn about public stigma and just cheered for his friend. Beautiful.

  • @BruceWayne-ub8eh
    @BruceWayne-ub8eh 2 года назад +2

    that was brilliant!

  • @CanadaYo
    @CanadaYo 2 года назад +3

    Steve Martin is a Genius

  • @abcd-xr1fh
    @abcd-xr1fh 2 года назад +3

    classy. smooth as hell

  • @hmamleo948
    @hmamleo948 5 лет назад +22

    2:40 Meryl Streep husband is a clapping for Steve .nice

  • @johngalt1361
    @johngalt1361 10 месяцев назад

    “Simply write down every word we say.” Steve’s world!

  • @SurahOnline
    @SurahOnline 3 года назад +9

    *OH MY GOD!!! - I am cryyyying laughing!!! 😂😂😂😂😂. I SERIOUSLY needed this! God Bless Steve Martin!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Xxxxx*

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 года назад

      Dick Van Dyke, Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. Funniest guys ever.

    • @abcd-xr1fh
      @abcd-xr1fh 2 года назад

      calm down ffs

    • @GG-ud8id
      @GG-ud8id 2 года назад

      It wasnt THAT funny

  • @ModulatorUK
    @ModulatorUK 2 года назад +3

    Amazing. Well presented. Funny jokes.

  • @LaurenceFerguson1
    @LaurenceFerguson1 3 года назад +2

    Made me smile

  • @celiaullery9157
    @celiaullery9157 4 месяца назад

    That's why I love Jack and yes I agree that his the coolest guy, nothing bothers him.Please bring back Steve Martin to host the Oscar.

  • @littleladyinlalaland1749
    @littleladyinlalaland1749 3 года назад +15

    He should have put Jack's pic up there for people he slept with... no one would have judged him:)

  • @iunderstand118
    @iunderstand118 Год назад +6

    From some AFI Lifetime achievement awards to Oscars back in those days, here I am, introduced to "Steve Martin". I mean, that mostly straight face speaking casual still gets me anyway lol. And, Jack interacts his way, which actually adds the right kind of flavor and there we go, the net laughter ages very well. All in all, ol' cool people. Going for these types of clips is a genuinely entertaining journey I guess?!

  • @dkelly26666
    @dkelly26666 3 года назад +23

    Diane Lane was with Josh Brolin at this time. Legend has it he was outrageously jealous. She was nominated this night for her role in "Unfaithful", which is a film he had not liked her doing. Note how concerned she looks and looks over at him like, OMG, when Steve put her on that list. She was genuinely thinking, "Damn it, Steve, now I will have to deal with this asshole, later." A little over a year after this, he was arrested for domestic assault against her, but she didn't press charges.

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 года назад +2

      No you don’t really know what she was thinking

    • @margaritatzaneti2802
      @margaritatzaneti2802 2 года назад +6

      Really? I did not know that. She should have left him and pressed charges the very moment he started becoming violent. No woman must stay in a bad relationship saying that "" he loves me- he won' t do it again- he will change- he promised !""
      These bullies never change!!!

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 года назад +3

      I don’t know what she was thinking, but she didn’t take it as well as the other ladies, cartoon character or Ernest Borgnine.

    • @aarondigby9859
      @aarondigby9859 2 года назад +2

      That's all those creeps do is beat up women and children.

  • @fatihkan2601
    @fatihkan2601 2 года назад +2

    remembering this and watching the latest. Oscars is over a long time ago.

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 Год назад +1

    Jacks like, you outta think about the future Stevey ol boy

  • @d.b.1176
    @d.b.1176 2 года назад +1

    Back when it was worth watching and I had heard of any of the movies.

  • @johncarlos7810
    @johncarlos7810 Год назад +3

    Jack is the best. I bet he is just a hoot all the time.

  • @Claude-Eckel
    @Claude-Eckel 11 месяцев назад +1

    Who's here for Jack? 😎

  • @rogerramjet5302
    @rogerramjet5302 3 года назад +10

    Only just seen this - genius. Steve's AFI to Tom Hanks is also sheer quality.

  • @cometface
    @cometface 2 года назад +2

    I actually really like the music playing

  • @vicki8934
    @vicki8934 10 месяцев назад +1

    Always was always will be

  • @101taker7
    @101taker7 4 года назад +10

    2:02 jack nicholson 🤣

  • @A-G-A-G
    @A-G-A-G 3 года назад +4

    Julia Andrew and Judie dench are always such good sports

  • @DippyHippie
    @DippyHippie 2 года назад +1

    I love my Jack!🌈

  • @Mr17051963
    @Mr17051963 3 года назад +64

    Man, how I miss Jack Nicholson!!! He’s retired, as far as I know.

    • @jogman262
      @jogman262 2 года назад +22

      Yep. Said he could no longer memorize his lines so he called it a career. A great career.

    • @nataliep6385
      @nataliep6385 2 года назад +5

      He is almost 90 years old now :) That's crazy!

    • @heinzerhardt3540
      @heinzerhardt3540 2 года назад +5

      @@nataliep6385 85 but yeah

    • @Mostopinionatedmanofalltime
      @Mostopinionatedmanofalltime 11 месяцев назад

      Yeah Jack is around 137 years old now.😢

  • @collybeans586
    @collybeans586 3 месяца назад

    Wow Steve Martin, what a legend and Jack Nicholson! 😎😎

  • @stimannzz
    @stimannzz 11 месяцев назад +2

    This is the pre Will Smith era…

  • @thomascolburn4283
    @thomascolburn4283 2 года назад +2

    The thumbs up 😂

  • @bender6261
    @bender6261 2 года назад +2

    Oh my gosh I was hoping they would include Martin Short in that list SO bad 🤣

  • @no288
    @no288 10 месяцев назад +1

    That last part, caught me off guard LOL
    _If you like a transcript of tonights show, simply write down every word we say_

  • @EpicureanWorld
    @EpicureanWorld 2 года назад +4

    Back when this was decent and watchable!

  • @arnoldstollar5375
    @arnoldstollar5375 4 года назад +6

    Great. Funny.

  • @timmy13duffy
    @timmy13duffy 11 месяцев назад

    Absolute Classic

  • @DangerBoy20024
    @DangerBoy20024 Год назад

    nice hosting

  • @jasonlilly9704
    @jasonlilly9704 11 месяцев назад

    "There are no losers here tonight, but we're about to change all that."

  • @davido1953
    @davido1953 2 года назад +3

    ah, back when Hollywood was fun...

  • @osmanh53
    @osmanh53 2 года назад +1

    2:11 thats the kinda face you make when you think:"another day, another 50 thousand dollar"

  • @DISP-CEPTED
    @DISP-CEPTED 2 года назад +4

    This was way back when we were allowed to make fun of each other.

    • @traviswoodall6547
      @traviswoodall6547 2 года назад

      You mean, like always? Have you watched any comedy lately. SnL? The Oscars?

    • @DISP-CEPTED
      @DISP-CEPTED 2 года назад +1

      @@traviswoodall6547 Like the one where Chris Rock got slapped? That the one?

  • @samsmith4216
    @samsmith4216 3 года назад +4

    they are all so impressed with each other. They are in the club and you are not.

    • @organika53321
      @organika53321 3 года назад +2

      That's how it has always been they gotta play ball to get the trophies man

  • @EvesRevenge
    @EvesRevenge 7 месяцев назад

    Steve Martin is one of the most naturally funny people I’ve ever seen 😂…

  • @IvanMallia
    @IvanMallia 2 года назад +1

    And now we just get Gervais and Rock. Bleqq!

  • @MA-vw1pl
    @MA-vw1pl Год назад

    Good one👍👍👍👍

  • @gregbaker9857
    @gregbaker9857 2 года назад +1

    Jack could identify 80% of the Beavers in the room blindfolded, with a mere sniff!

  • @v1ryus
    @v1ryus 3 года назад +6

    I don't think people realize how funny that opening line.... It's not just some random poodle head... It's his own prized poodle calling himself gay as well

  • @okboomer1340
    @okboomer1340 2 года назад +4

    I remember this...Jack got pissed and ran up on stage and slapped Steve.....oh wait...that never happened....

  • @Showme-SHORTS
    @Showme-SHORTS 2 года назад +4

    Oscars used to be very good , very entertaining and very funny but not anymore. Steve Martin is very funny , haven't seen his movie in a long while.

  • @SlowBloke123
    @SlowBloke123 10 месяцев назад +2

    Ahh when the Oscar’s were still entertaining…..

  • @YC-bi4kj
    @YC-bi4kj 3 года назад +1

    @2.52 madamoiselle belfam Diana Lane the camera doesn't do justice to her breathtaking beauty

  • @pauldashwood2897
    @pauldashwood2897 2 года назад

    That is great …

  • @a320nick
    @a320nick 11 месяцев назад

    Original. He's just a Wild and Crazy guy!!

  • @NR-rv8rz
    @NR-rv8rz 2 года назад +17

    I don't like Steve Martin's comedy but he's a class act as a host. He manages to make it funny without going into the gutter.

  • @melissaahmad4043
    @melissaahmad4043 2 года назад +1

    Jack is the best capture

  • @damamae950
    @damamae950 11 месяцев назад

    Always.

  • @mikeshawbrook-selfreliance
    @mikeshawbrook-selfreliance 2 года назад +2

    Back when the Oscars was a thing....