SHOP STORIES: Death By Dysentery (A Tragic New Mexico Elk Hunt)
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- In this episode of SHOP STORIES, Randy Newberg takes us back to an old New Mexico archery elk hunt that never aired on television. There are plenty of reasons why it didn't make the cut for TV, which Randy goes into more detail about.
From an overprotective resident sticking nails into the sidewall of Randy's tires, a cameraman quitting at last minute due to being overworked and underpaid, and being overconfident about being able to handle "5 Alarm Chili"; there are plenty of stories to be told.
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Thanks for watching another episode of Shop Stories, let me know if you want us to keep producing these episodes!
Please do!
Yes, one of best part of the sport of hunting is the camaraderie between hunters and shared struggles, hunting shows miss this piece. Appreciate the public land realities you capture as well. Thank you for sharing.
Randy, personally I think its great for you to share a story like this. Something like this has happened to a lot of people and it makes you more relatable to the viewers. Keep on putting out the great content!
YES! Keep them up!
What more do we really take from hunting that lasts other than the stories? Good/bad/ugly...it's the legacy we carry with us, and hopefully pass on.
Love these!!!! Keep it up
Omg 😂😂by far one of the best stories I’ve ever heard please let there be more
Thanks for watching, maybe we will produce more.
Being from northern Arizona, I can attest to outsiders eating our chili 🤣 mild to us is scorching to most everyone else.
@@Fresh_Tracks You HAVE to! I've already sent these to my brother, wife, and son! LOL
Best a story ever keep on going Randy
We need more of these, great story hahaha
Watched this on my lunch break today and was laughing uncontrollably! Had tears in my eyes and cheeks hurt at the end , great story Randy keep the shop stories coming 👍 great job as always guys 🙏🏻🇨🇦
OMG I've never laughed so hard. "bareback on a belt sander with no underwear"... yea... that's pretty rough.
I really enjoy the “shop talk” lol. You have a way of telling stories that keeps me rolling and a smile on my face the whole time. I can relate to the chili as I had some myself one time that lit me up and for the next 4 days I thought I was dying from the rearrangement of my stomach. It took me a long time to eat chili after that and chili was one of my favorite meals especially using the Wild game I’d harvested. I happened to be deer hunting in the Midwest when my story takes place and I believe I probably ruined some of the best places I had to hunt forever. Keep em coming and we will continue to be very entertained
I do have one question, was you hollering COME ON ICE CREAM? Lol.
Everyone loves these stories Randy, because every hunter has a trip like that. Just good to here the pros have them too! Keep it up.
Here, here Cliff. Brilliantly told Mr Newburg. Keep them coming. So refreshing to hear.
I love storytelling like that its raw its real its funny and its %100 the reason i subscribe to ppl on RUclips and why i watch the outdoor channel on TV less and less. Hope there's more to come
Randy keeping it real. Not every hunt is perfect. Thanks for not only letting us see what a real hunt looks like but being a great story teller in the process. Keep these stories coming.
Few are perfect.
I have a new quote! "I'm having a Newberg event!"
Keep ‘em comin’. The best part of deer camp is sometimes the “war stories.”
Hahaha great story. My brother had a similar experience on Owl Mountain in Colorado. We were walking in one morning and he told me to "go on ahead". I unfortunately hadn't got out of earshot when his phase 1 kicked in, which caused me to giggle. That caused him to laugh, which expedited him into phase 2-7. Between the laughing and groaning I think we chased all the elk out before daylight, but it was funny.
Randy keep these coming this had me laughing so hard at 530 in the morning I hard to try and hold back so I didn’t wake up the family. These are the stories no one else shares but happen to a lot of us.
azoreking 😂😂😂
I'm dying! That was absolutely hilarious! Phase 1, phase 2, phase 3.. dysentery shuffle.. literally crying in my living room.. thanks for the laughs! Keep those stories coming.
Can't stop laughing ! If you hunt much, you have had s situation before. I have lost a few socks before because of not bring prepared. Love to hear the honesty!
Just repacked another fresh roll of TP in my truck today! 😆 it happens to all of us eventually
this is a great example of why I have been watching your hunts for years
Just don't watch if you see me pulled off on the side of the road.
@@Fresh_Tracks I had ONE incident, hunting in the Uhwarries way back but only about an hour from the truck. Food poisoning but without the oral expulsion..........sharp folding knife, sturdy tree, one tee shirt, one pair of underwear, one flannel shirt, arrived at truck, happened to have windex and a full roll of paper towel, lots of OMG OMG that burns, no roll of toilet paper, survived hour drive home. Oh yeah, been there done that. I empathize! Hello Dollar Tree, and multiple diaper wipe containers at all times now. Love that aloe!
I'm 32. This may very well be the funniest story I've ever heard told from the person who lived it. Amazing.
Thanks for watching, glad you enjoyed it.
Keep IT coming Randy!!! Not sure how you were able to keep a straight face until the end 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Thanks for sharing... We need the full SHOP STORY of Going to Jail in Mexico... (Isaiah)
Man oh man....The fear, anxiety and panic of having to drop a deuce in that situation is unthinkable. .Ade me have to get up n use the bathroom myself at 23:25 lol
Buddy, I live in New Mexico and I've hunted all over the state. I can tell you that after eating that chili he was not dropping any deuces... maybe a 1.3 at best.
Keep them coming Randy. I am from NM and have been through Magdalena many times. When you were talking about the VLA I was laughing so hard because there is nothing there for a long long way. These stories make up who we are as men who hunt. The troubles we encounter and how we adapt and overcome them will make camp fire stories that our boys will tell for years to their children. My boys and I tell a similar story of eating at a little place north of Albuquerque in a town called Cuba while turkey hunting. El Brunnos is where we ate and my son was pooping blood from the hot salsa and queso and we had to get him some Vaseline. The kids tell that story all the time. Hunting has created a bond with my children that will never be broken and they will carry on our love for the outdoors. Thank you for making these "real" videos of what hunting looks like.
Randy, I laughed till I cried then laughed some more! Good job.
When you were saying TP i thought you were saying teepee, and i couldn't figure out why you were so adamant about bringing a tent along with you.
I thought the same. Small portable tee-pee toilet......Ha ha ....
Modesty is important to Minnesotans.
I thought the same thing I'm wondering what the hell is he so adamant about carrying a teepee for when she worried about being seen taking a s*** in the woods I'm wondering what the hell and then I finally realized he was talking about toilet paper ass wiping paper shit paper!!!..... very very funny s***
Lmfao, I'm crying with laughter. Keep these amazing stories coming.
I’ve been in the town , hunted the area, thank you for the laughter and bringing back the one horse town. Yes there’s a good elk population out there. Thank you
Thanks Randy..as one who has hunted my whole life, I know first hand that all trips are not tv perfect. My wife and I really enjoy your tales as well as your successes...keep'em coming.
Glad to hear that. We try our best, but as you know, sometimes it just doesn't go as planned.
Funny story!
New item for you to pack when you are scouting new chili: Desenex cream, yea the baby rash stuff. Works great for RAS, Raw Arse Syndrome. Lol
man i have been in that spot before I almost peed my self lessening to your story .ROY FROM Roswell N.M.
I’m from Santa Cruz, NM, I’ve been in that position too haha Chile doesn’t mess around!
"In my family flat tires and swearing are like peanut butter and jelly". Love it!!!
Randy's a class act and a natural story teller. Keep'em coming!
Thanks! Will do!
That’s a funny story randy growing up in South America we ate a strain of habanero pepper and man it burn on the way and burns even more on the way out
I’m telling all my friends and hunting relatives about this.
Thanks for the Shop Stories Randy! Love the real stories behind how hunts can, and will, go wrong that you nearly never see on TV.
Thanks for keeping it real. It is too easy for us average hunters to think you guys never have the problems we all face. Can't wait for the next episode of "Keeping It Real with Randy Newberg."
You bet
Nothing like a good crap story...... The “Randy De-crap-a-thlon”. Funny stuff.. We’ve all been there...
You have got quite the knack for story telling. If you ever get tired of being an account, you could do this full time. Thanks for sharing. I haven't laughed that hard for a long time.
Lots of people tell me that. So, I better stick to accounting.
As a point, I NEVER comment on YT. However, I must comment on this video. PLEASE continue your shop stories series. While I am not a hunter, my husband Justin is and has been a fan of yours for years. I've watched your show with him here and there and yesterday he insisted I watch your shop stories. I. Am. Hooked. Hearing you explain dysentery was a fantastic end to my day, which probably says more about me than you. Keep up the great work and thank you for providing a bright spot in all this chaos.
Thanks for the kind comment and for following along.
Thanks Randy, I’m just a non hunting English guy cooking chilli. Loved this video. Sorry for your pain.
Keep the stories coming Randi! This is alot of what hunting stories are that people dont hear about. All the other adventures that go into a hunt are just as memorable and as fun to look back on as the taking of an animal.
This was pure gold. Your camera crew was correct. The world needed to hear this story! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could listen to Randy tell stories all day long
My wife says she keeps me around for the laughter, though I suspect not much else. Guess we all have some usefulness.
Please continue the stories, I am still chuckling.
Please dont stop sharing your stories Randy!! Absolutely love it!
You got it!
This is exactly why I watch your videos it’s real not a canned hunt we all been on those hunts what can go wrong does we keep going these are the stories that provide the color that makes hunting camp worth all the hardships Great story!!!
Glad you enjoyed it.
Hands down one of the best stories I've heard.
This makes your hunting stories even MORE creditable! I can relate to your story. Different circumstances but same bottom action. Thanks for the laugh!
Great story! Amazing you didn't quit and find help. This Norwegian from MN would have listened to the waitress. These stories are the spice of life.
I let my ego get in the way of common sense.
"Bareback on a belt sander with no underwear" fell outta my chair OMG. We call it "Mud Butt" in our camp but i love these, keep'em coming.
This is the funniest, most relatable, story! I laughed until I couldn’t breathe... At 64 and with a “softer” gut then when I was a younger man, I understand this from both sides now. The plethora of one liners riddled throughout the story make this a real GEM... And now you know what to never be without...
Mr. Newberg if anyone says they have never experienced this sort of episode, they are lying. I have more than once in my world travels, thank you for being so honest, and at the same time making me laugh with your polite and hilarious adjectives. I laughed out loud. Sorry sir.
Happy to provide some comic relief in these crazy times.
Keep em coming Randy! The reality of your stories is what keeps me coming back.
No Hollywood hunting show/ video would dare trying to get away with a 45+ min discussion on bowl movements. These are real stories of the bush. We’ve all experienced this at one time or another with the chili hot trots. Keep up these stories and hours of laughter they provide.
I'm not much on the Hollywood "perfect image" style. I come from a logging family, so we're a bit lower down the ladder than those folks you mention.
Randy Newberg, Hunter and we wouldn’t have it any other way! Keep up the great shows as my family and I look forward to watching them for years to come.
Randy, I have not laughed so hard in many many years as I did watching this story. Loved it and am looking forward to more.
More!! Please! I am not a big-game hunter, but I like this sort of story.
Corn starch....never leave home without it!!
You do a good job Randy love the stories keep em coming pal
I have watched this story at least 3-4 times now. Please do more of them!!!
Pure comedy gold!!!! I laughed out loud several times. Thanks for the stories.
Just now watched this! Got four words for you....charmin and baby wipes! I got to go to the Gila with grandsons, Dec 2021, to escort them and my son on an end-of-season youth elk hunt. What a way to celebrate my 68th birthday!
You were in them every time you went out.....Anytime you are within 50 yards of Elk, you have had a great hunt!! Kill or no kill......and darn good stories!!
Please keep making Shop Talk!! You do an awesome narration of events.
thank you for sharing this awesome real-life story that sh1t happens to the best of us, keep these stories coming, just a note, I was in tears watching this episode..
More please! That's real world! What hanging with your hunting buddies is really about! Most of my best memories are before or after the kill.
Love the REAL stories Randy. Great stuff
Glad you like them!
One of the greatest stories I’ve ever heard. Thanks Randy.
Glad you enjoyed it
Randy Newberg, Hunter thank you for the reply!!!! Means a lot!!! Huge fan!!!!
Laughed out loud more than once, you keep the shop stories coming......thanks.
More to come!
Lord it’s hard to be humble when your perfect in every way. I was late for work because I had to see how this story ended, laughed so hard I was crying.
That's 2 of you now who said they were going to be late for work because of this.
I can remember hunting with my pops at age 10 i started tearing up my pops said what's wrong son i said i pooped my pants he said that's ok son i did the same a half hour ago let's go home we both had the stomach flu..I'm 52 years old now but sure remember that one..love your story i laughed the whole time brings back great memories of my dad...thanks Randy..
Just found this. You are a natural story teller. Please do more, lots more.
I watch your videos with my husband who's a hunter. I just got my hunting tag this year and I have to say this was one of the most entertaining videos I've seen of yours that had me laughing and enjoy, from beginning to end. Thanks Randy! Keep telling your stories 👏👏👏
Thanks for watching. Hope your hunts go better than the hunt of this story.
The absolute best story that I have ever heard and after serving in the military I've heard my fair share. I absolutely died listening to you. You are a champ, Randy.
Randy, my wife and I were crying, we were laughing so hard. Thanks for uploading this.
Glad you enjoyed it
ONE OF THE BEST STORIES EVER TOLD! was CRYING laughing the whole time. Keep them coming!!
Glad you enjoyed it.
Keep these stories coming! Stories like this are what connect you to your fans. Every one of us has tried those meals and had regrets later.
Randy, one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a long time. As others have said, I had tears rolling down my cheeks listening to your story because I could relate. Ate at a Thai restaurant in Bozeman the day before the first day of elk season while waiting for our pickup by our outfitter. Ordered an “extra amount of hots and veggies” thinking I’d get my “roughage” for the next couple of days. The following morning (in the woods) which was Day 1 of the hunt, I ended up in exactly the same position (pun intended) as you. No need to continue because you know the rest, LOL.
You missed your calling as a storyteller! I laughed during my entire six mile walk this morning! Thanks for sharing.
Glad you enjoyed it
Please keep these shop stories coming! 😂 They are so entertaining!
Will do!!
One of the funniest stories told on RUclips ever... Patrick McManus would be proud of the level of humor and description of your pain and reaction. Better you than me man! A fully belly laughed this though!
Hey Randy keep em comin, the truth is huntin stories are funny as heck and we all have been there.
Love the shop talk episodes. Hunting how it really happens, not just edited for TV.
Randy, this is a keeper and a classic. Been in "loose" situations myself.
Keep em coming Randy, SHOP STORIES are my new favorite.
Glad you like them!
I have never laughed so hard but felt so bad for you. Keep them coming, watch ALL your episodes. Thanks for sharing.
Randy Newberg is still the most likable hunter and maybe most likable person of all time! Shop stories are awesome!
This popped up on my feed and I thought I really like this guy, but I don’t have time for a 48 minute story. Well, my wife was still sleeping and so were her 2 German shepherds. My shepherd was up with me, but trying to go back to sleep and so was I, but I was laughing so hard and trying to hold it in because if I wake up my wife early morning on a Saturday or the dogs who will then wake her up, my butt is not what I will need to worry about if you know what I mean. I have been there in the upper peninsula of michigan deer hunting, so it made this even funnier. I listened to the whole story and was left wanting more. Please keep them coming, you are a “GREAT” story teller !!!!!
Glad you liked it.
"It felt like I was riding bareback on a belt sander." 😂😂 oh man! That had me going. Mountain money and wet wipes...never leave home without 'em. Love your stories Randy, they're really good. We'll gladly take some more if you're willing to do them.
Oh my gosh!!!! I was in tears!!!!!! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing ❤️!!!!!
Please keep them coming 🙏
These stories are hilarious. The stories of hunts like this are what make the whole experience interesting. Sometimes you get a trophy animal, sometimes this happens. You never know what kind of hunt it'll be.
Randy, that's just another reason I love watching your site here. YOU KEEP IT REAL!!! I have to say though, I just about hurt myself from laughing!!!!! I'm 74 years old and have to say, funny enough, that I've been there!!! Once hunting in Colorado, when I was 18 we had eaten some venison that had been shot for "camp meat". Well, opening morning found me with a death grip on a small spruce tree doing exactly what you were doing behind that little small bush you talked about. Man, talk about Montazumas Revenge! Yeah, I can definitely identify with you. Funny now but not at the time!!! Keep these great stories coming. You are keeping it real. Much enjoyed and appreciated!
Like a lot of things, those situations get a bit funnier over time, though not the least bit funny when you have that death grip on a small spruce.
One of the best episodes yet haven't laughed that hard in awhile thanks for sharing
Laugh till tears relating to reality of being human. Thanks!
No charge for the comedy act that comes with the reality of our misfit operation.
Ive never watched hunting shows, though I live in Alaska and enjoy hunting. Ive watched both episodes and enjoyed both. Please keep them coming.
Randy, you are one of the best story tellers I have ever heard...I love the Shop Stories.
Hunting stories (Good or bad, kill or no) are the best. Most of us follow you (in my opinion) because you are real, not about the shot, just about the love for outdoors.
A Classic Newberg story!
Absolutely the hardest I have laughed in probably the last three months... Please do more of these!!!
Happy to help bring some smiles.
We've all had issues similar to your hunt but I've never had as terrible an issue as you did with your chili disaster. Great story well told. Thank you!
This was great! “Here lies Randy Newberg...” 😂😂😂
Brother, if you have never been in this situation, you haven't hunted much! Enjoyed the HONESTY. Would hunt with you anytime!
I took a lunch break from my job today, much needed, my job is very stressful lately. I laughed way to hard at your expense Randy! thanks for sharing this, it made a rough day more tolerable. I'm sorry I laughed so hard...
Hahaha this was great! Enjoying shop talk. You’re a great story teller!
Thanks so much!!
I am once again literally crying here....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no one tells a story like you brother...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I come from a long line of story tellers. My Dad was good, but my Mom's side of the family takes it to a new level.
31:45 Quite possibly the greatest elk bugle in the history of elk calling !!! 😂🤣🤣😂
We need more of these stories!!