What do you mean: " Nation you've never played before???" Don't you remember the country roulette episode where you played the Domincan Republic for 6 months, made the fascist and justified on Haiti???
Yeah, it's good to see a president of my country as a general. And sometime's and with mods. You can see this generic portait with the name Leonel Fernández, as a Dominican it's a little bit funny.
@@KitTheAnkafolk Same XD I wonder, will he play as quebec and go independent for the memes? XD (Quebecer here, would be really funny as a quebecer seeing that lol) But yeah probably not. Still, am interested how it'll go lol
I gotta say, i absolutely love these videos with the sarcasm and the dry humor. Most of all i love when you dont yell or scream in the video. I just find that i always enjoy the videos when youre just making up segments and making fun of the country youre playing as and against and the things youre doing and looking at
Actually, the deal with airline food is that the pressure partially shuts off your nose. That in combination with the dry air makes it so that you lose roughly 1/3 of your ability to taste sweet flavors and salty flavors. So that's the deal with airline food
If you ever get bored of hoi4 I'd like to see more eu4 on the channel. I've started playing that game and I'd love to see you suffer through it like I do
During the Dominican civil war of 1965, one of the tanks (yes, they had tanks. To be exact it was an Strv m/40) operated by constitutionalist forces was brutally clubbed by an American M 48 Patton
I can't believe you got bo in for denmark, but didn't hunt down valefisk for the video on the Dominican republic, when he's been kidnapped and forced to live there since Christmas
I never knew my country was so broken. Anyway, so much time's i play with Dominican Republic. And... Well everytime my country it's The focus of a Eternal War, that's why every time i need to play a "fun gameplay" i need to do it with mods. Because Dominican Republic Is The perfect America's Vietnam. It's imposible to die, if you know how to play it. and this scary for me, a player of Ironman, Elite
"Oh look, he's picked the general with no negative trait and he's going Democratic, nice to see he's switching it up" *ISP plays for thirty more seconds* "Oh"
5:45 ok, so…math time again I guess. First up the 28.3k Haitian casualties plus the 7.4k Dominican is 35.7k, and we are gonna round that up to 37k cause the war wasn’t over yet and that’s about my guess. Now the Dominican population in 1935 (the closest year that we have a number for) was about 1.5mil The Haitian population in 1950 (again the closest year we have) was 3.2 mil Combine those and we get 4.7mil as the population for the entire island. As usual only half of that is male getting 2.35mil which imma round to 2.3mil (rounded down because of Haiti’s inflated pop) 37k is 1.6% of 2.3mil ya welcome.
As someone whos first game ever played was dominican republic, i respect you for doing first try what took my forever on my first gameplay lol I was and still am super confused lmao
Anarchist dont have an army? Why? Oh, you need organization for that, and you need a hierarchy, oh, and you need a high command, that needs to be funded by someone, like a state, oh boy, I would like everybody to become anarchist, so I can begin my World domination.
Petition to collab with Dankus on the Sweden video OR collab with Taureor on the Poland video (I'm gonna spam this on every video until uuuv-san notices me)
Parents: What do you want to do when you grow up. Me: Be like ISP. Parents: What job is that. Me: I suffer through Video games and bring many people joy!
I was in holiday in Miami. And in a hotel I was served by a guy from the Dominican Repúblic. I said to him, I know one really bad person from your country and that is Rafael Trujillo. Thanks to HoI4😄
As someone who has ritualistically played every nation at least 3 times except for Bolivia Uruguay and Bhutan I can confirm that the nations on the Isle of Hispania are probably the biggest F in the chat when it comes to people trying to naval invade them.
This man will die at his desk with a slip of paper saying “South America was too much”
The one time South America was interesting, and he peaced out after Venezuela because he already is through half of the continent in the A-Z.
Just wait until he gets to Ecuador
South America is from Colombia to the south
We still have Nepal. And Liberia. And Tibet. Fun times
And tannu tuva, don't forget tannu tuva.
What do you mean: " Nation you've never played before???" Don't you remember the country roulette episode where you played the Domincan Republic for 6 months, made the fascist and justified on Haiti???
I think he meant 'Willing played".
Weird ISP facts we didn’t need to know but now we do so thank you.
Thank you Loremaster Sam.
yeah fax
he forgor 💀
The "El genérico" portrait is from a true former president of the Dominican Republic named Leonel Fernández and plans to be in the 2024 elections
I was surprised to see that, i expected like a true generic profile, not just an actual president
Hey send him this video on Twitter and see what happens
Yeah, it's good to see a president of my country as a general. And sometime's and with mods. You can see this generic portait with the name Leonel Fernández, as a Dominican it's a little bit funny.
Is the Dominican Republic the place where theirs 2 doctors where kidnapped the other day or was that Haiti?
@@johngalt5166 Haiti
ISPs constant suffering never fails to bring me joy
@Not RickRoll👇 user name checks out
Furry
@@cpi3267 bro just let them enjoy the video
Thats his whole purpose in life
@Somebritishprotogen™ it's cute!
Oh boy, can't wait till the exact same video when you get to Haiti
But *in reverse*!
"I'm gonna conscript every single one of you on this island and send you underwater in a tube."
Not a wolfpack, but LOS LOBOS
Dominican republic moment
@@user-gb7cl8np3p como olvidar cuando trujillo mando a leonel a conquistar haiti con tropas a pie :v
"The next nation is Canada. [...] Thank the Lord!" are words I didn't expect to hear. Ever.
It made me, a Canadian, very happy feelings :3
@@KitTheAnkafolk Same XD
I wonder, will he play as quebec and go independent for the memes? XD (Quebecer here, would be really funny as a quebecer seeing that lol)
But yeah probably not. Still, am interested how it'll go lol
@@raphaelroberge1786
I’m also Quebecois by my roots, but I would like the nation to stick together :3
I gotta say, i absolutely love these videos with the sarcasm and the dry humor. Most of all i love when you dont yell or scream in the video. I just find that i always enjoy the videos when youre just making up segments and making fun of the country youre playing as and against and the things youre doing and looking at
"you're all just gonna say sabaton" you're goddamn right
IKR
to the gates of hell
@@wilmanman7783 as we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi line
PRIMO VICTORIA
Dun dun diggity dun dun diggity
@@kibecawest9867 ON THE 6TH OF JUNE
I thought that standup bit was really fucking funny. I think I might have brain damage.
You’ve been here too long
Kek
@@iSorrowproductions can we have more Crusader Kings 3 please more king Pepe
We all do bud
What was his joke about red meat? I don't speak British can someone translate
Thanks!
2:46 ISP telling jokes is the best part of this video!
ISP, how about a game where you play against Bo. The ultimate battle of the century.
@Not RickRoll👇 why??
ISP as Haiti, Bo as Bominican republic?
@@jakubblaha4904 i support this
@@jakubblaha4904 This is brilliant. Hispaniola Battle Royale
I wanna see a Battle of Valefisk Bo and ISP in Crusader Kings 3
“You’re all just gonna say Sabaton”
….don’t out me like this
I definitely listen to Sabaton went playing Paradox games
Actually, the deal with airline food is that the pressure partially shuts off your nose. That in combination with the dry air makes it so that you lose roughly 1/3 of your ability to taste sweet flavors and salty flavors.
So that's the deal with airline food
"Anarchists are just edgy libertarians."
I love it
Libertarians are edgy libertarians
@@nwahnerevar9398 yes.
Anarchists ARE libertarians. Historically anyways.
@@InfiniteDeckhand they can be, yes. Not just the ancaps either.
@@nwahnerevar9398 You possess great knowlege
If you ever get bored of hoi4 I'd like to see more eu4 on the channel. I've started playing that game and I'd love to see you suffer through it like I do
Agreed, I’m a big Eu4 player
if you don't have at least 5000 hours you didn't "start playing" yet. Filthy casual..but yeah, more EU IV would be cool
Or go actually insane and play hoi3 or eu2
As a Slovenian, I can tell you that your pronounciation of Drava Banovina is spot on. It's like you're Slovenian yourself!
It's so funny, ISP is basically going to have to do this again once it's time to do Haiti
ISP: I was only playing a casuals game ( all of Italy is a nuclear wast land)
That is true
Topical Topics had me laughing but the announcer voice saying “And just like that, Topical Topics is cancelled” over the title card hecking killed me
During the Dominican civil war of 1965, one of the tanks (yes, they had tanks. To be exact it was an Strv m/40) operated by constitutionalist forces was brutally clubbed by an American M 48 Patton
It's not a real Dominican Republic campaign unless you can declare war on the tectonic plates for moving so damn much.
As a half dominican i am honored that you noticed us.
Sabaton. You asked, and yes, I love listening to Sabaton. Saw them live pre-Virus. And in September, they are playing with Judas Priest. Gonna be epic
You are correct Mr. Sorrow, absolutely correct
I'm seeing them on the 19th of march
@@caerdroia7530 noice. Where they playing for you? They are playing in Milwaukee for me.
@@EEF.GeneralMarkusJKeetz Leeds. Its a city in Yorkshire
@@caerdroia7530 ahhh, home of the terrier
I can't believe you got bo in for denmark, but didn't hunt down valefisk for the video on the Dominican republic, when he's been kidnapped and forced to live there since Christmas
Let's make valvisk and Bo play Crusader Kings 3 with him and see who wins
That was the smoothest spotify ad I've ever heard.
Spear our souls, mighty ISP! I can't handle so much of your HOLY content so quickly!
Well, he’s using a spear of holy content
I never knew my country was so broken. Anyway, so much time's i play with Dominican Republic. And... Well everytime my country it's The focus of a Eternal War, that's why every time i need to play a "fun gameplay" i need to do it with mods. Because Dominican Republic Is The perfect America's Vietnam. It's imposible to die, if you know how to play it. and this scary for me, a player of Ironman, Elite
*"We do a little trolling"*
-Spanish anarchists explaining why they want to invade France
Ah, the DR. Fond memories from HOI2 where I'd end up conquering the entire Caribbean, Brazil and the USA before D-Day. Good times.
Fans: ISP it’s time for the next country in your Hoi4 A to Z series.
ISP: Yes gravy babies.
Isp making the same "what are these guns made of if we dont have any resoureces" joke for the 167883th time still makes me laugh
"Oh look, he's picked the general with no negative trait and he's going Democratic, nice to see he's switching it up"
*ISP plays for thirty more seconds*
"Oh"
Classic move
5:45 ok, so…math time again I guess.
First up the 28.3k Haitian casualties plus the 7.4k Dominican is 35.7k, and we are gonna round that up to 37k cause the war wasn’t over yet and that’s about my guess.
Now the Dominican population in 1935 (the closest year that we have a number for) was about 1.5mil
The Haitian population in 1950 (again the closest year we have) was 3.2 mil
Combine those and we get 4.7mil as the population for the entire island. As usual only half of that is male getting 2.35mil which imma round to 2.3mil (rounded down because of Haiti’s inflated pop)
37k is 1.6% of 2.3mil ya welcome.
3:02 WHATS THE DEAL WITH AIRPLANE FOOD-the man the myth the legend Jerry Seinfeld
Bring back interesting tidbits with ISP
Dominican Republic, how epic!!! I love to play as the Dominica- (please let the pain end)
Only one "D" in and ISP is broken.
God damnit
I remember trying to play Dominican with the Easy buff mod and it was still the most boring experience I have ever had in my life.
1:55 that was a smart ass joke
Jesus, ISP sounds like he's legitimately lost his mind this time.
The Dominican Republic video is one we’ve been waiting to see ISP suffer.
Dominican Republic has the greatest mustache
the pure "???????" energy of this episode is powerful.
The irony that a former spanish colony ended up colonizing spain
Uno reversed
As someone whos first game ever played was dominican republic, i respect you for doing first try what took my forever on my first gameplay lol
I was and still am super confused lmao
Anarchist dont have an army? Why? Oh, you need organization for that, and you need a hierarchy, oh, and you need a high command, that needs to be funded by someone, like a state, oh boy, I would like everybody to become anarchist, so I can begin my World domination.
Imagine what isorrow's mental state will be like when he plays as the other half of the island
"Hello everyone Isorrow productions here, today we are going to be focussing on the sorrow part of my name"
2:52 I'd been trying to figure out why that song sounded so familiar for WEEKS now
i love how you used road to 56, which makes the dominician republic start non-aligned, instead of the base game, where it starts fascist. immense pain
I Play this wonderfull Nation so often with his funny loocking Présidente Tranjillo. At the end its always a Island feste with Atomic bombs.
He is normaly fascist.
Hector Trujillo is sporting some Pepe ancestry, there...
The Dominican Republic famous for guys wearing white tank tops and playing dominoes.
Sounds about right.
The US should have hired the Dominican Republic for the bay of pigs invasion
I literally burst out laughing at "Anarchists are just edgy Libertarians"
Fun fact: generic general looks like dominican president Leonel Fernandez
Topical Topics with ISP will never beat INTERESTING TIDBITS WITH ISP, bring it back
10:30 I lost it when Paraguay instead appeared on the map as Germain Reich territory.
As i slovenian i must say your pronounciation of drava banovina is pretty good
"remember to not get more slaves to prevent them from uprising!"
-Random Slave owner in Haiti
Somebody challenged me to take over the entire world as the dominican republic, i feel your pain, repeated restarts, pain and excessive suffering.
Thank you iSorrowproductions, I appreciate it very much. I like the part with the jungle tile.
Lowkey your Spotify is fire been following for awhile now always find some gems
You actually did Trujillo's dream (Dominican Republic's dictator).
Aside from getting rid of him lol, I do wanna know what you can do with Juan Bosch in the game tho
@@omarcitonunez5770 well, i haven't played the game but probably more things about constitution and education if it makes sense
ever since he did face reveal i cannot see him as anything other than a secret clone of trotsky
ISP while pointing at Fulgencio Bautista: This guy looks like he knows what he's doing.
Petition to collab with Dankus on the Sweden video OR collab with Taureor on the Poland video
(I'm gonna spam this on every video until uuuv-san notices me)
Or we can get Dankus, Taureor, Valvisk and Bo to play Crusader Kings 3 together with ISP and bring in King Pepe in
"They're gonna starve.... in Guantanamo... Oh oh" is my favorite sentence of this Video xD
Well thank you for asking. My fav song is Remember Summer Days Showa Groove Mix by Anri :) Anri is such an underrated artist.
His giggle here (7:54) killed me, sound like mickey mouse met joker
I checked your spotify and your music taste is on point!
Now I'm really looking forward to the Haiti episode lol
Thanks
i guess i cant change that comment, but thank for your hoi4 content, keeps me playing the game. 5 bucks is the least i can do
ISP: plays the Dominican Republic
Me looking at Greece:
History ai is on:normal
History ai is off:absolutely chaos
Me seeing him playing dominican republic flashbacks to him getting RAFEAL!! during the rotation countires
"You could say, that they hated being apart of that"
The Haitian Genocide: Yea... Yea
finally he did the Dominican republic iv been waiting for 3 years of this.
Parents: What do you want to do when you grow up.
Me: Be like ISP.
Parents: What job is that.
Me: I suffer through Video games and bring many people joy!
"Anarchists are just edgy libertarians"
Perfect
i'm sad that the dominican republic isn't led by cardi b in this alternate timeline
all of america will fall under the rule of this WAP
3:30 cancelled in more than one way 😂
Glad to see ironside is back. Was feeling uncomfortable without it
Really enjoying how relaxed this one is
Best video in ages, loved the topical segment :D
The pure suffering of Issorowproductions is the main reason I subscribed to this chanel
I was in holiday in Miami. And in a hotel I was served by a guy from the Dominican Repúblic. I said to him, I know one really bad person from your country and that is Rafael Trujillo. Thanks to HoI4😄
1:08 prince of terror……cool nickname
4:10 you did actually trough about that when you played bhutan(i think) you decided that they must be made out of dirt
the most replayed feature is really cool, it shows that most people that watch the video immediately skip to the end
That’s due to people replaying the video
ISP play that little french island you will have so much fun
El Generico didn't die in that orphanage fire to be disrespected like this.
I had been waiting for this moment he finally got my country
The "underwater ina TUuube" thing really got me. Very funny.
As someone who has ritualistically played every nation at least 3 times except for Bolivia Uruguay and Bhutan I can confirm that the nations on the Isle of Hispania are probably the biggest F in the chat when it comes to people trying to naval invade them.
Hey I really liked the edits you’ve been doing recently
"What are you doing, Japan?"
"OH, you're invading Russia"
this is an insult to dominican history but I love it