_Lyrics:_ Let me just step right in I got things to invent I'm an innovator baby Change the world Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl I'm a pimp you're a nerd I'm slick you're cheesy Beating you is Apple II easy I make the product that the artist chooses And the GUI that Melinda uses I need to bring up some basic shit Why'd you name your company after your dick? You blow, Jobs You arrogant prick With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head With your own little spinning beach ball of death Hippie, you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research Combine all your little toys and I still crush that IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes A man uses the machines I built To listen to the Beatles while he relaxes Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple I tripled the profits on a PC All the people with the power to create use an Apple! And people with jobs use a PC You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple Nope, Fruity Loops, PC You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you I built a legacy son, you could never stop it Now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit Fine, you wanna be like that? Die then! The whole world loved you but you were my friend I'm alone now with nothing but power and time And no one on earth who can challenge my mind! I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design! I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is mine! I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me I got the power of a mind you could never be I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy I'm running C++ saying "hello world" I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl I'm coming out the socket Nothing you can do can stop it I'm on your lap and in your pocket How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? Your cortex just doesn't impress me So go ahead try to Turing test me I stomp on a Mac and a PC too I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU My CPU's hot but my core runs cold Beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
Thank you very much for publishing! I've been looking for these beats for a long time! It was such a funny and yet well made video with a decent soundtrack!
Best ERB beats 1.Walt Disney's beat 2.Deadpool vs Boba Fett 3.Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates 4.Trump vs Scrooge 5.Goku vs Superman 6.Hitler vs Vader 3 7.Tesla vs Edison 8.Philosphers battle 9.Hitler vs Vader 2 10.Rasputin vs Stalin
@@Neeko-Cat Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you I built a legacy son, you could never stop it Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit.
lyrics: SJ: Let me just step right in I got things to invent I'm innovator baby change the world Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl I'm pimp you're a nerd I'm slick you're cheesy beating you is Apple II easy I make the product that the artist chooses and the GUI that Melinda uses I need a bring up some basic shit why'd you name your company after your dick? BG: You blow, Jobs you arrogant prick with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head with your own little spinning beach ball of death Hippie, you got given up at birth I give away your net worth to AIDS research combine all your little toys and I still crush that iPhone iPad, iPwn iSmack SJ: a man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes a man uses the machine I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes BG: well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too? SJ: Ooo Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple BG: I tripled the profits on a PC SJ: all the people with the power to create use an Apple BG: and people jobs use PC SJ: you know I bet they made this beat on an Apple BG: Nope, Fruity Loops, PC SJ: you will never ever catch a virus on an Apple BG: well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC SJ: let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few cause I got a PC but wasn't from you I built a legacy son, you could never stop it now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit BG: Fine, you wanna be like that, die then the whole world loved you, but you were my friend I'm alone now with nothing but power and time and no one on earth who can challenge my mind I'm a boss, I own DOS your future is my design I'm a god, own XBOX now there's no one can stop me the world is mine HAL 9000: I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me I got the power of a mind you could never be I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy I'm running C++ saying hello world I'll beat you til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl I'm coming out of the socket nothing you can do can stop it I'm in your lap and your pocket how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket? your cortex just doesn't impress me so go ahead try to Turing test me I stomp on a mac and a PC too I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU my CPU's hot but my core runs cold beat you in seventeen lines of code I think different from the engine of the days of old hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
I know this is late but whatever, Fruity Loops otherwise known as FL Studio which is a DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) and at the time of making this song it was only exclusive to PC
I only use Apple for Garage Band. iDon't like Apple. iThink iTs a terrible piece of un-iNivvotive hardware. iTs so lame. iT makes me want to iNvent somethink way more iNvoking. iDon't know what I'm doing
Listen, dumbass, that's not how the technology works. iPhones definitely die faster, but as someone who's had one of each phone, and having family members with one of each phone, no one but me can keep their phone for longer than a year before it starts breaking down, and the only year I had to get a new one because it kept having issues was when I had my Samsung Galaxy S5. My mother goes through phones every 9 months, and before you go ranting about how "oh but parents know nothing about computers/phones!", my mother works at AT&T and made our store in Alaska the first store to break $1,000,000 profit in a year AND was incidentally also the first store to break the $1,000,000 mark in the United States for that year that very same year, and is a technology specialist, and my father is a computer engineer and has been working on computers for upwards of 25 years, so it's not a result of them not knowing what it is that they are dealing with. I had an iPhone 5 for three years, then in 2014 got the S5 from my mom, and it broke in three months, the software crashed if I played certain songs, the list goes on. But that iPhone 5? I gave it to a friend who had just broken his previous iPhone and somehow that one is the same phone he still has to this day. But yes, iPhones are less reliable. They've also done a million speed tests and the iPhone is not noticeably or even comparably slower, and actually, the iPhone 5s was FASTER than the Galaxy S5, as well as the iPhone 6 was faster than the Galaxy S6, the Note, the Note Edge, etc. I currently have an iPhone 6s, and I can get into my phone and look something up, or just use Siri, far faster than anyone I've ever met using an Android can. Siri, so far, has responded far faster than any of my friend's Cortana or whatever Samsung's "Siri" is called. S-Voice or whatever. The iPhone revolutionized phone technology and created an even more profitable market than any other phones that had touch screen capabilities before it, by almost ten fold. But yes, Apple products suck, even though on the most basic of levels they are equivalent and in some cases, better than the Samsung and Microsoft phones you keep near and dear to your hearts. The ones that are so convenient but are so broken. Congratulations.
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Let me cut to the point. I'm a man who's got "interests", I'm a reaper with a special set of skills, Boy looks to me like you barely pay your bills. I'm cool, I'm a genius; you're a shrub with a bow but I bet that's something you Zanpak-know! Have you got no interest in your girlfriend? Maybe you like some orange haired men? I don't give a damn bout the last of your kind! Quincies are as dead as your sense of rhyme!
Can you send me an email how you do these instrumentals? I will keep your secret, just want to try some songs to make them insturmental. Thanks man! Gmail me if possible.
![Every Reference in Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates, Explained [Epic Rap Battles of History Analysis]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_wyKjWSdyks/mqdefault.jpg)
Every lyric is tattooed on my brain. My favorite erb of all time.
same
"Let me just step right in. I got things to invent!"
"I'm an innovator, baby, change the world."
TrueBlue137 "Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl."
+John Roberts Yo homeboy finish this rhyme for me...
Stuart Keating "I'm a pimp, you're a nerd. I'm slick, you're cheesy. Beating you is Apple II Easy."
John Roberts I make the product that the artist chooses, and the gui that Melinda uses.
this is still 1 of their best battles :)
Season 2 was their prime of rap battles IMO
definitely one of my favorite.....together with the pokemon battle and einstein vs hawking and a few select others....
These comments aged well. Take me back.
hidden earbuds: check
this playing: check
LET'S LASERTAG!!!
Jrlomay0616 coolest idea i’ve had in years 😂
A perfect ringtome doesn't exi-
oh frick
Let me step right in.
lol i literally found this video to make my ringtone bc the official upload has the erb name intro
0:53 best part
True
_Lyrics:_
Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm an innovator baby
Change the world
Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
I'm a pimp you're a nerd
I'm slick you're cheesy
Beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
And the GUI that Melinda uses
I need to bring up some basic shit
Why'd you name your company after your dick?
You blow, Jobs
You arrogant prick
With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
With your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie, you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth to AIDS research
Combine all your little toys and I still crush that
IPhone, iPad, iPwn, iSmack
A man uses the machines you built to sit down and pay his taxes
A man uses the machines I built
To listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
Well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
Did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
I tripled the profits on a PC
All the people with the power to create use an Apple!
And people with jobs use a PC
You know I bet they made this beat on an Apple
Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple
Well you could still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
Now excuse me while I turn heaven a profit
Fine, you wanna be like that? Die then!
The whole world loved you but you were my friend
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
And no one on earth who can challenge my mind!
I'm a boss! I own DOS! Your future is MY design!
I'm a god! Own Xbox! Now there's no-one to stop me, the world is mine!
I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
Take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
I got the power of a mind you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
I'm running C++ saying "hello world"
I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
I'm coming out the socket
Nothing you can do can stop it
I'm on your lap and in your pocket
How you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
Your cortex just doesn't impress me
So go ahead try to Turing test me
I stomp on a Mac and a PC too
I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU
My CPU's hot but my core runs cold
Beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think different from the engine of the days of old
Hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
First ERB I ever watched, I remember every lyric.
Would probably be perfect for a side view arcadey style video game
TheOriginalElkstone geometry dash?
Sounds like you’d hear it in jet pack joyride
Thank you very much for publishing! I've been looking for these beats for a long time! It was such a funny and yet well made video with a decent soundtrack!
Loved this beat for the Steve Jobs Bill Gates ERB
How was life 8 years ago
This bit is so good, I can't stop listening to it
This ERB's soundtrack can surprisingly be a good and catchy ringtone.
Los videos de gmod de zellen, que nostalgia
si
@@WatercraftGames sis
it always amazed me that they could make music out of rap. and not just make music, but make interesting music that serves a purpose.
Best ERB beats
1.Walt Disney's beat
2.Deadpool vs Boba Fett
3.Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
4.Trump vs Scrooge
5.Goku vs Superman
6.Hitler vs Vader 3
7.Tesla vs Edison
8.Philosphers battle
9.Hitler vs Vader 2
10.Rasputin vs Stalin
Jim Henson's beat
hmmm, obama vs mitt
Artists vs Turtles
Skrillex vs Mozart and Mario Bros vs Wright bros
columbus vs kirk?
why do i feel as if this is the type of music you'll find in speedrun 4
Facts
Why does this sound like something you will hear in Roblox Speedrun 4
Great Instrumental I hope the 2000 people return too :)
Yo dawg
Tbh it kinda sounds like asphalt injection's winning theme when you win a race
And i love it
You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple!!
nope fruity loops coz I use PC
@@vidge9930 You will never, ever catch a virus on an apple!
but you could still afford a doctor if you bought a pc
@@Neeko-Cat Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
Cause I got a PC but it wasn't from you
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
Now excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit.
Fine, wanna be like that?
Arcade games when you're fighting a boss be like...
Listen at 2x speed
Love this one!
Coño Zellen
Am I the only one that sings? Just me....okay......
Believe me, you're not the only one who sang.
I was singing Hal9000s part :)
*****
Thanks ^^
.Chana. I like your profile picture too
You're not alone bro
0:53 this sounds like “009 sound system dreamscape”
Let me just step right in I got things to invent!
I'm a innovator baby change the world fortune 500 before you kissed a girl
This is sick!!!
3:19
This is gonna make me climax.
Sang the Hal part xD
This is some hotline miami shit right here
I get an odd feeling that this sounds a whole lot like gundam style, don't know why.
the what
@@BubbleBFDI gangnam style
lyrics:
SJ:
Let me just step right in
I got things to invent
I'm innovator baby change the world
Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
I'm pimp you're a nerd
I'm slick you're cheesy
beating you is Apple II easy
I make the product that the artist chooses
and the GUI that Melinda uses
I need a bring up some basic shit
why'd you name your company after your dick?
BG:
You blow, Jobs
you arrogant prick
with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
with your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hippie, you got given up at birth
I give away your net worth to AIDS research
combine all your little toys and I still crush that
iPhone iPad, iPwn iSmack
SJ:
a man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes
a man uses the machine I build to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
BG:
well Steve, you steal all the credit for work that other people do
did your fat beard Wozniak write these raps for you too?
SJ:
Ooo
Everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
BG:
I tripled the profits on a PC
SJ:
all the people with the power to create use an Apple
BG:
and people jobs use PC
SJ:
you know I bet they made this beat on an Apple
BG:
Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
SJ:
you will never ever catch a virus on an Apple
BG:
well you can still afford a doctor if you bought a PC
SJ:
let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
cause I got a PC but wasn't from you
I built a legacy son, you could never stop it
now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit
BG:
Fine, you wanna be like that, die then
the whole world loved you, but you were my friend
I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
and no one on earth who can challenge my mind
I'm a boss, I own DOS
your future is my design
I'm a god, own XBOX
now there's no one can stop me the world is mine
HAL 9000:
I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't let you do that
take a look at your history, everything you built leads up to me
I got the power of a mind you could never be
I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
I'm running C++ saying hello world
I'll beat you til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl
I'm coming out of the socket nothing you can do can stop it
I'm in your lap and your pocket
how you gonna shoot me down when I guide the rocket?
your cortex just doesn't impress me
so go ahead try to Turing test me
I stomp on a mac and a PC too
I'm on Linux bitch, I thought you GNU
my CPU's hot but my core runs cold
beat you in seventeen lines of code
I think different from the engine of the days of old
hasta la vista, like the Terminator told ya
This wuld be amazing in geometrydash!
plz dont
Jobs:"I bet they made this beat on an Apple'
Gates:"Nope, Fruity Loops. PC"
Can someone tell me what that is besides a brand of cereal, PLZ
It's a music editing program similar to Garage Band.
I know this is late but whatever, Fruity Loops otherwise known as FL Studio which is a DAW (Digital Audio Workstation) and at the time of making this song it was only exclusive to PC
Fruity loops certified.
I only use Apple for Garage Band.
iDon't like Apple. iThink iTs a terrible piece of un-iNivvotive hardware. iTs so lame. iT makes me want to iNvent somethink way more iNvoking.
iDon't know what I'm doing
+Joe Robinson iDon't know why more people don't like your comment... lol
+InfamousDagger because iShit users are butthurt :v
Lol
+MinecraftBuilder995 We are not you use pc I use iMac leave it there
Listen, dumbass, that's not how the technology works. iPhones definitely die faster, but as someone who's had one of each phone, and having family members with one of each phone, no one but me can keep their phone for longer than a year before it starts breaking down, and the only year I had to get a new one because it kept having issues was when I had my Samsung Galaxy S5.
My mother goes through phones every 9 months, and before you go ranting about how "oh but parents know nothing about computers/phones!", my mother works at AT&T and made our store in Alaska the first store to break $1,000,000 profit in a year AND was incidentally also the first store to break the $1,000,000 mark in the United States for that year that very same year, and is a technology specialist, and my father is a computer engineer and has been working on computers for upwards of 25 years, so it's not a result of them not knowing what it is that they are dealing with.
I had an iPhone 5 for three years, then in 2014 got the S5 from my mom, and it broke in three months, the software crashed if I played certain songs, the list goes on. But that iPhone 5? I gave it to a friend who had just broken his previous iPhone and somehow that one is the same phone he still has to this day. But yes, iPhones are less reliable.
They've also done a million speed tests and the iPhone is not noticeably or even comparably slower, and actually, the iPhone 5s was FASTER than the Galaxy S5, as well as the iPhone 6 was faster than the Galaxy S6, the Note, the Note Edge, etc.
I currently have an iPhone 6s, and I can get into my phone and look something up, or just use Siri, far faster than anyone I've ever met using an Android can. Siri, so far, has responded far faster than any of my friend's Cortana or whatever Samsung's "Siri" is called. S-Voice or whatever.
The iPhone revolutionized phone technology and created an even more profitable market than any other phones that had touch screen capabilities before it, by almost ten fold. But yes, Apple products suck, even though on the most basic of levels they are equivalent and in some cases, better than the Samsung and Microsoft phones you keep near and dear to your hearts.
The ones that are so convenient but are so broken. Congratulations.
SOUNDS LIKE A PERFECT GEOMETRY DASH SONG
Homeward Productions wow
And an osu! one too
IT'S BEEN YEARS
una pregunta no hay problemas con youtube por usar la base
english
Tremolo814 thats the idea amigo
Mayuri Kurotsuchi: Let me cut to the point. I'm a man who's got "interests", I'm a reaper with a special set of skills, Boy looks to me like you barely pay your bills. I'm cool, I'm a genius; you're a shrub with a bow but I bet that's something you Zanpak-know! Have you got no interest in your girlfriend? Maybe you like some orange haired men? I don't give a damn bout the last of your kind! Quincies are as dead as your sense of rhyme!
thank you.
I wonder if I use this in a music festival
Best instrument after Bill Nye VS Isaac Newton
+Adhy Nugroho my favourite is actually the adam vs eve one.
Hannibal Vs Jack The Ripper had a sick beat though
Beating you is Apple 2 easy.
*4 years later*
1 Day Later
1 month later
@@highfever2083 30 minutes later
@Luke Lucas
3 days later
This song is apparently named "Social Man"
howd you get this??????
recreate it
it was bought from the person who made the beat’s website
Why is this unlisted now?
Link broken bro.. :/
Albu Alexandru Hold on!
Albu Alexandru Updated!
Shuran You sir are awesome! Thanks!
ShurΛn The Link Is Broken Again .. :/
Can you send me an email how you do these instrumentals? I will keep your secret, just want to try some songs to make them insturmental. Thanks man! Gmail me if possible.
HAL 9000
InsaneKidBuu логика
Cocaine.
I love the Music to this rap so much that oddly enough It's made me want work for Microsoft lol :-) who ever else is a freak like me like and reply!
i need this song on fl studio
i'm the 7001 subscriber
You unlocked the achievement: “No Matters”
If it wasn’t for the Mortal Kombat Theme Song, THIS would be the Lasertag National Anthem
You'll find it's Eiffel's album what you're thinking of.
"You blow, Jobs!"
How can I download the beat?
I want to download
sounds like a tekken disco stage
Now you made Bill Gates a weirdo...
zellen?
.... but you can still afford a doctor if you bought a pc...
no one:
the drop at 0:21 : *i'm sumo*
like si vienes por zellen :)
Im an innavator baby
Nope. Fruity Loops. PC.
*6 years later*
FL Studio Mac go brrrt
If you think this is good, listen at 1.25. You'll thank me later.
And people with jobs... use PC... =/
This sound smg4 rap battle 2017
Who else came here from bleach s abridged
Uryu: Mmmmm, take that bitch. and all those hot ryhmes cost me was my Quincy powers. Forever.
Orihime: Sacrifice.
1.25x you're welcome
Anyone else get a Splatoon vibe from this?
How so?