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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @MarkOfAHero
    @MarkOfAHero 5 лет назад +7313

    She’s not even living on Recruit, she’s living on Tutorial Mode honestly

    • @gaymerknight3726
      @gaymerknight3726 5 лет назад +366

      She’s got a dev kit, and GameShark codes on Easy mode

    • @tf_jorge2133
      @tf_jorge2133 5 лет назад +308

      Dude she playing in creative mode in a survival world that’s on hardcore

    • @fatassasianman6511
      @fatassasianman6511 5 лет назад +3

      Spooky Filmz Ent. i gotchu

    • @kaz1657
      @kaz1657 5 лет назад +96

      @@tf_jorge2133 Dude even in Creativ Mode she just called the Owner to help her out a little bit.

    • @rikiishitoru8885
      @rikiishitoru8885 5 лет назад +6

      Hey Can Yall Report @@YoungAlienBoy For Spam

  • @JameBond007.
    @JameBond007. 5 лет назад +346

    so, a male streamer gets banned for a fish wiggling out of his hand but a woman streamer doesnt get banned for yeeting a cat because it wanted attention?

    • @flakshrapnel8849
      @flakshrapnel8849 5 лет назад +80

      And on top of that catfish can live outside of water for a long amount of time just fine. There was no cause for a ban, one was accidental, one was purposeful.

    • @EcopiuM
      @EcopiuM 5 лет назад +19

      It's all about the money mate. The same shit goes on with RUclips, you get all sorts of conspiracy nuts your name it who violate RUclips terms but RUclips see's the revenue they bring in and decide to do nothing.

    • @eggocompo
      @eggocompo 5 лет назад +4

      @@EcopiuM nah RUclips is pretty un biased for this shit twitch is so biased

    • @espurrseyes42
      @espurrseyes42 5 лет назад

      @@EcopiuM
      True. Some lesser female streamer yeeted her cat (didn't look as bad as Alinity, but still), and she got banned.

  • @Eddyyyyy96
    @Eddyyyyy96 4 года назад +2404

    That poor canadian dude, imagine getting married and divorced and afterwards hearing that your ex only did it for a canadian citizenship, like that is some nasty stuff man.

    • @hengineer
      @hengineer 4 года назад +161

      At least in America you can report them for fraud. I'm not sure if Canada has that.

    • @thegreatone5984
      @thegreatone5984 4 года назад +115

      Probably should have got to know her better tho, doesn’t seem she’s can hold off on not being a dick for more than a min.

    • @fathom2732
      @fathom2732 4 года назад +66

      Savage is the term you're looking for. If he put in the effort and some money he can probably get her removed from the country if he proves her deception through texts/emails along with the video clip of her saying that.

    • @chrisdavidual
      @chrisdavidual 4 года назад +31

      Hopefully he got to stick it in her before the divorce.

    • @whiteboyz6942
      @whiteboyz6942 4 года назад +3

      I gave you the 100 like!

  • @jonalaurenson7242
    @jonalaurenson7242 4 года назад +2196

    Of course she got offended from the “twitch thot” comment...
    She is one herself 🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @owenquadrozzi1990
      @owenquadrozzi1990 4 года назад +1

      Well yea

    • @haimelik12345
      @haimelik12345 4 года назад +14

      @@europeansocialdemocrat SIMP

    • @haimelik12345
      @haimelik12345 4 года назад +30

      @@europeansocialdemocrat I'm Not sexist nor do i hate women, but you are indeed a SIMP, lmfao "she's a gorgeous women with great personality" if you like her personality shows that you're the incel here, not me :)

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 года назад +21

      @@haimelik12345 Come on bro don't pop his bubble. He is a desperate Incel. He can't live without pu$$y.

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 года назад +12

      She belongs to the streets.
      - The Future.

  • @shiksol8394
    @shiksol8394 5 лет назад +1831

    Peta: thank you for supporting us!
    Me: were not friends, it's just this time were not enemies.

    • @strad404
      @strad404 5 лет назад +5

      is this a quote?

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 5 лет назад +33

      He's quoting mw2

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 5 лет назад +2

      @@caveteethjoe I know but they were quoting it from mw2

    • @SunnyD420
      @SunnyD420 5 лет назад +5

      Makarov... you ever heard the old saying... the enemy of my enemy is my friend?

    • @Firefly828
      @Firefly828 5 лет назад +3

      Bradley Filley is also just a well know saying from all over but it’s still the correct use at least

  • @comet3969
    @comet3969 5 лет назад +676

    Twitch Girl: Brutally kills whole household with no mercy live on stream
    Twitch: I Sleep
    Twitch male: Accidentally drops his pet
    Twitch: *ReAl ShiT*

    • @XDlosDominicans
      @XDlosDominicans 5 лет назад +3

      wait wait wait; whom?!

    • @whoopwhoop4783
      @whoopwhoop4783 5 лет назад +1

      That fish lmaoo

    • @thatauziguy76
      @thatauziguy76 5 лет назад +2

      He fucking took it out of water, of course he should be banned

    • @Hei-Tsuya
      @Hei-Tsuya 5 лет назад +29

      @Ax I You might wanna reread some other comments and do research, apps realty catfish can go days without water , just repeating tho

    • @poke153
      @poke153 5 лет назад +23

      @@thatauziguy76 I mean it's pretty obvious hes gonna put it back in the water he was just showing it to his stream. And if your saying he deserves to be banned for that that means Allinity deserves to be permanently banned

  • @Cosypancake
    @Cosypancake 5 лет назад +2882

    Twitch’s motto “if you got a rack we got you’re back”

  • @Nick-bh1fy
    @Nick-bh1fy 4 года назад +1356

    Didn’t she just admit to citizenship/visa fraud live?

    • @towermonkey5563
      @towermonkey5563 4 года назад +217

      It's Canada ... I'm not sure a more pussified gov't exists, unless it is the UK itself.

    • @markkuuss
      @markkuuss 4 года назад +54

      She is Colombian apparently..lot of guys fall for these Latinas/Russian girls. Guys they only want your money/visa

    • @mitcheltondhomochevsky7765
      @mitcheltondhomochevsky7765 4 года назад +29

      True, but cucknada isn't going to do anything about it. lol

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 года назад +24

      @@markkuuss Bro, I don't know how men let these thots to use them. Men are becoming more and more beta simps everyday.

    • @TheRealTrimBrady
      @TheRealTrimBrady 4 года назад +13

      @@towermonkey5563 Haha, as a Canadian, I agree. Our government is terrible.

  • @acewarrior1790
    @acewarrior1790 5 лет назад +1867

    Girl: purposely throws cat
    Twitch:
    Guy: accidently drops fish
    Twitch: *uNaCcEptAbLe*

    • @gigachad141
      @gigachad141 5 лет назад +158

      That's how sexsism works

    • @nano3735
      @nano3735 5 лет назад +208

      godakuri • I don’t think you know how long cat fish can last without water

    • @austinwiser2632
      @austinwiser2632 5 лет назад +151

      @@Godakuri catfish can live a very good amount of time without water, I read this thing that this kid and his dad forgot about a catfish they had caught for three days because the dad's mother had died and when they got back home the fish was still alive

    • @xandispensary
      @xandispensary 5 лет назад +72

      @@Godakuri shut the fuck up

    • @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331
      @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331 5 лет назад +88

      @@Godakuri Open an animals book sometime and educate yourself, you moron.

  • @Chonk_Master_Admiral
    @Chonk_Master_Admiral 5 лет назад +273

    Boys she had a “ conversation “ we all know she was handing out gamer girl water to the soy boys at twich

  • @ape8404
    @ape8404 5 лет назад +482

    Throws cat, gives it alcohol, twitch does nothing.
    One of the streamers I watch says "idiot" and twitch bans him from streaming thinking he said the "n-word".
    Makes sense.

    • @pingeee
      @pingeee 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO WTF did this actually happen?

    • @yogichopra6606
      @yogichopra6606 5 лет назад +21

      Remember Dellor career getting ruined over telling a woman to make a sandwich. :) Females be living in recruit difficulty

    • @CloudWind0643
      @CloudWind0643 5 лет назад

      Jacob Swierz yo wasn’t that pink ward

    • @ape8404
      @ape8404 5 лет назад +1

      @@CloudWind0643 nah TF Blade. IMO pinkward actually said it no matter how many times I listen and try to think otherwise.

    • @leviyoung4066
      @leviyoung4066 5 лет назад

      Jacob Swierz why tf dose it matter saying the n word shouldn’t get your life ruined

  • @aa1chris82
    @aa1chris82 4 года назад +370

    I like how she says "is this guy serious?" When referring to pewdiepie, as if she sees him as irrelevant. As if she isn't just a little poop stain compared to the great Lord

    • @jaykumarsolanki367
      @jaykumarsolanki367 4 года назад +16

      Somebody, give this man a medal.

    • @wootsavesyoutube
      @wootsavesyoutube 3 года назад +6

      Amen brotha

    • @alessandromorelli5866
      @alessandromorelli5866 3 года назад +12

      the entitlement man

    • @jaykumarsolanki367
      @jaykumarsolanki367 3 года назад +4

      @@alessandromorelli5866 cannot agree more, sir.

    • @randalldukes8385
      @randalldukes8385 3 года назад +11

      Guarantee pewdiepie (although I never watch his stuff) make better content and more money than her. She's just jealous she can't be with him and take half his money.

  • @xaviertraylor8511
    @xaviertraylor8511 5 лет назад +589

    Alinity: kills on stream
    Twitch: “think this calls for a short term suspension”

    • @LawlessSentry
      @LawlessSentry 5 лет назад +42

      Twitch would just ban those who call for punishment.

    • @no_4259
      @no_4259 5 лет назад +3

      Jason Rasmussen she probably doesn’t need to go that far.

    • @danimal41014
      @danimal41014 5 лет назад

      Not even a suspension

    • @bimmer8602
      @bimmer8602 5 лет назад +3

      @@no_4259 true just talking to a "lonely" person from twitch for sure keeps up her channel up on twitch

    • @ismokecrackbecauseheroinis401
      @ismokecrackbecauseheroinis401 5 лет назад

      Nah frankly they wouldn't even dare to ban her

  • @KolyaMart
    @KolyaMart 5 лет назад +575

    Dude's facial expression showed regret, when his fish falled. Alinity's facial expression showed no regret at all on any of her's animal abuse videos.

    • @kewldoodbrownie1299
      @kewldoodbrownie1299 5 лет назад +52

      Dummy thicc tard, that's all she is. She could gut a man on stream then waltz around in yoga pants and all the mods and viewers would instantly forget

    • @deckpats
      @deckpats 5 лет назад +60

      @Genaki Ningen are you arguing with someone

    • @youngcade96
      @youngcade96 5 лет назад +5

      @Chase Miller facts 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @redevil1748
      @redevil1748 5 лет назад +37

      @Genaki Ningen are you seeing something I'm not? Who you talking to lmao

    • @allmight5919
      @allmight5919 5 лет назад +23

      Genaki Ningen nigga who said something to you ?lmao any amount of alcohol can kill the cat we never know what is going on off stream you sweaty nerd virgin

  • @HyenaTheRealest
    @HyenaTheRealest 5 лет назад +634

    Catfish can be out of water for up to 18 hours, that guy had no reason to be banned

    • @TylerLL2112
      @TylerLL2112 5 лет назад +107

      I guess it was for dropping the fish. But as someone whose tried holding on to catfish, it isn’t easy.

    • @enough-applause-3368
      @enough-applause-3368 5 лет назад +23

      No they just felt angry and banned him

    • @jeremytrees7266
      @jeremytrees7266 5 лет назад +37

      What do you mean? Hes a man! Of course they can ban him!

    • @HyenaTheRealest
      @HyenaTheRealest 5 лет назад +11

      @@TylerLL2112 Even so, that was a two inch drop the fish is fine and the guy seems to like the fish

    • @Errupt
      @Errupt 5 лет назад +6

      Tyler also catfish are very tough and that won’t hurt them

  • @amekian4889
    @amekian4889 4 года назад +198

    *"W H I T E*
    *K N I G H T*
    *V I R G I N S"*

  • @imunknown6497
    @imunknown6497 5 лет назад +2785

    Let's make a petition where Thot Patrol becomes a official military branch.

    • @virginiansupremacy
      @virginiansupremacy 5 лет назад +150

      Also lets make a petition where she gets deported from Canada.

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 5 лет назад +62

      Markel Henry
      Nah, we’d be a “Secret Service” Organization. THOTS won’t ever see us coming for them.

    • @Solid_soda
      @Solid_soda 5 лет назад +30

      *cocks back nerf gun* gotchu

    • @dakotabrewer1091
      @dakotabrewer1091 5 лет назад +4

      Markel Henry I’m on patrol

    • @NoGoodDirtyRicer
      @NoGoodDirtyRicer 5 лет назад +8

      The Avatar fucking Victoria’s Secret Service

  • @5Head01
    @5Head01 5 лет назад +2206

    That poor guy that got banned for accidently dropping a fish...
    He didnt deserve that...
    Edit: Most likes I've ever gotten^^
    Thanks!

    • @pikapikanuuu7262
      @pikapikanuuu7262 5 лет назад +314

      He literally was showing his fish and the fish simply slipped out his hand. Banned. 😑 While Alinity takes no 👆.

    • @tis4tru504
      @tis4tru504 5 лет назад +71

      F for him

    • @indridcold5700
      @indridcold5700 5 лет назад +145

      @@grenadeout562 yup catfish are very tough animals.

    • @enough-applause-3368
      @enough-applause-3368 5 лет назад +243

      Well he has a dick and balls so that's reason no 1 to ban him

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 5 лет назад +59

      It would had been a different story if he thru the fish at a wall or something it wasnt even his fault wth

  • @Psalm_23
    @Psalm_23 5 лет назад +800

    This isn't recruit difficulty. This is Minecraft Creative difficulty

    • @montypigofthedoodleclan8659
      @montypigofthedoodleclan8659 5 лет назад +16

      Creative isnt a difficulty though, its a game mode. But I get what your saying. :D

    • @Murgablodazor69
      @Murgablodazor69 5 лет назад +3

      If you fall under bedrock, or in the end you can still die in creative

    • @aTristicionAXA
      @aTristicionAXA 5 лет назад +1

      @@Murgablodazor69 not anymore you just fall on something

    • @ballsdeep6912
      @ballsdeep6912 5 лет назад

      2 subs with one vid wait, really?!

    • @hayden3013
      @hayden3013 5 лет назад +3

      Naw man this spectator mode

  • @tausbari1508
    @tausbari1508 4 года назад +371

    She's not even living on Recruit, she's living on Demo Version Tutorial Mode

    • @stockpistol
      @stockpistol 4 года назад +13

      And handing her the controller to a faze member

    • @crutiaga2
      @crutiaga2 4 года назад +4

      They’re spectating at this point smh

  • @macmac6433
    @macmac6433 5 лет назад +641

    Birdman: makes video
    Alinity: I’m gonna copystrike this guy

    • @MrMetalchuy
      @MrMetalchuy 5 лет назад +7

      Alinity: I'm gonna copystrik macmac

    • @juris9546
      @juris9546 5 лет назад +1

      @@MrMetalchuy 😂

    • @davutlaghima4663
      @davutlaghima4663 5 лет назад

      She's gonna end this mans whole career

    • @macmac6433
      @macmac6433 5 лет назад

      Yo, can we copystrike birdman’s latest video??

  • @skydivekrazy76
    @skydivekrazy76 5 лет назад +409

    Some of you male twitch users should create a class action lawsuit against twitch for sexual discrimination.

    • @Nbdestryer
      @Nbdestryer 5 лет назад +43

      they’ll only succeed if they can prove that people were banned just for being male (they’ll just say that their actions were objectively ban worthy). The court probably won’t care about positive discrimination (female streamers getting preferential treatment), so unfortunately I highly doubt that anything will be done.
      (If many females already get away with domestic abuse/false rape accusations/etc, I highly doubt that that same establishment will care about a comparatively trivial issue like this)

    • @that_straight_face_geek1398
      @that_straight_face_geek1398 5 лет назад +11

      N00bdestr0yer11111 - fr yung my nigga spittin FAXS^

    • @conkanator9305
      @conkanator9305 5 лет назад

      N00bdestr0yer11111 you sadly correct

    • @gungriffonblaze7370
      @gungriffonblaze7370 5 лет назад

      she hot af tho

    • @strider8662
      @strider8662 5 лет назад

      The most depressing part, no one would care.

  • @saigesmart4167
    @saigesmart4167 5 лет назад +831

    Catfish can survive days out of water, sure he dropped it, but at the end of the day that's just an accident. That's some bs, unban that man

    • @spoonkey
      @spoonkey 5 лет назад +52

      Yeah seems like a cool guy

    • @ivaxeliv5438
      @ivaxeliv5438 5 лет назад +66

      spoonkey fr. All he wanted was to show his fish

    • @matteojax
      @matteojax 5 лет назад +10

      @@ivaxeliv5438 exactly

    • @samorlowski490
      @samorlowski490 5 лет назад +42

      Yea, and it’s not like he meant to drop it it was obviously an accident

    • @billyrusso9170
      @billyrusso9170 5 лет назад +24

      If they can survive without water for days then twitch should unban him

  • @bluboniictonix
    @bluboniictonix 4 года назад +81

    I went straight to twitch and reported her.
    "You can't be throwing cats around, and letting your animals you care for even touch alcohol in the slightest. You can't have people like this as popular as they are leading with these bad habits, allowing these kids to feel and think that this behavior is OK. You can't allow these types of acts to happen on your platform, it's disgusting."

    • @hihowareyou9927
      @hihowareyou9927 4 года назад

      Did she reply

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx 3 года назад +1

      Actually she can and she did. That's the problem. You think reading that will make her contemplate the morality of her actions? Fuck no, she'll just laugh at it and forget about it 2 seconds later.

    • @bluboniictonix
      @bluboniictonix 3 года назад

      I could care less if she sees that's the problem with people you assume I wrote it for her. I wrote it to be public so everyone will follow.

    • @faismasterx
      @faismasterx 3 года назад +5

      @@bluboniictonix Same shit. The people you wrote it for will laugh and continue to throw money at this streamer. It's a losing fight when the only thing they understand is the dollar. If you did something to convince thousands of people to shut down their Twitch accounts, then you'd get somewhere.

    • @Aqua-
      @Aqua- 3 года назад

      I wanna say “best cat thrower” in her chat but I would have to follow her

  • @dylanbrand782
    @dylanbrand782 5 лет назад +716

    She not even on recruit difficulty she on newborn difficulty with all assist on

  • @lenny.k7335
    @lenny.k7335 5 лет назад +216

    Alinity: *Legit kills a kid a on stream*
    Random twitchguy: "That's not okay."
    Twitch: "We banned you for verbal harassment towards our streamers and damaging our communityguidelines"

  • @badren9153
    @badren9153 5 лет назад +519

    Twitch banning someone for something that literally every fisherman has done lol...

    • @theholymoose1208
      @theholymoose1208 5 лет назад +1

      Badren are you gay?

    • @keyboard2758
      @keyboard2758 5 лет назад +16

      TheHolyMoose ???

    • @directorm.o.c.8461
      @directorm.o.c.8461 5 лет назад +35

      @@theholymoose1208 they save you the trouble of asking that question on grindr.

    • @uazeed145
      @uazeed145 5 лет назад +3

      Director M.O.C. dang 😂

    • @turdle.
      @turdle. 5 лет назад +3

      Director M.O.C. OHH SHIT

  • @Mike_ICP
    @Mike_ICP 5 лет назад +98

    2:05-2:18 Never getting married.

    • @Xachremos
      @Xachremos 4 года назад +12

      Just stay away from thots

    • @hassanhammoud4698
      @hassanhammoud4698 4 года назад +7

      find the perfect girl when i get older ima test the girl first

    • @xeff3280
      @xeff3280 4 года назад +2

      What she did is not only toxic, it is also illegal per Canadian immigration law

    • @bad4hire
      @bad4hire 4 года назад

      At least a Vietnamese girl will pay you for it LOL

    • @himekomurata72
      @himekomurata72 3 года назад

      She's even proud of it. That pisses me off

  • @bnsfrailfanningproductions9858
    @bnsfrailfanningproductions9858 5 лет назад +93

    Requirements to work at twitch.
    •Must be single
    •must be unattractive
    •must be named Eugene
    •must guard female streamer
    •must hate men

  • @MZeternally
    @MZeternally 5 лет назад +648

    She's been giving twitch staff that slurp slurp combo

    • @ell332
      @ell332 5 лет назад +44

      She's been spelling coconut a few times

    • @timserious7678
      @timserious7678 5 лет назад +12

      Probably that's why they won't ban her 🤔🤔

    • @zachavelli_
      @zachavelli_ 5 лет назад +1

      Extremity what does that mean I’ve been seeing that everywhere 😭

    • @CovenantArmada
      @CovenantArmada 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah they getting some sloppy toppy over there lol.

    • @MZeternally
      @MZeternally 5 лет назад +5

      @tqdq Girls spell coconut when they are riding a penile structure apparently

  • @vSymezy
    @vSymezy 5 лет назад +226

    Twitch job interview: Are you a virgin?
    Me: Yes
    Twitch job interview: Hired

    • @aelloner
      @aelloner 5 лет назад +2

      Oh oh,before you go,drink that mega virgin juice,the WHOLE GALLON.

  • @Gerarudo
    @Gerarudo 4 года назад +97

    "YoO, cAn We CoPyStRikE PeWdiEpIe?"

  • @Spriggan_2802
    @Spriggan_2802 5 лет назад +809

    Alintiy: throws cat
    Twitch: pretty woman we keep

    • @ItsdaFittySimp
      @ItsdaFittySimp 5 лет назад +5

      Ahahahahahaha

    • @helheimpanda
      @helheimpanda 4 года назад +14

      How is she pretty? You horny fucks would call anyone pretty that has tits popping out lul

    • @NikasInParis_777
      @NikasInParis_777 4 года назад +20

      Helheim Panda hood on a minute she’s either not your taste or lying to yourself she is damn pretty but again how pretty you are shouldn’t mean shit

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 года назад +3

      @@helheimpanda Bro he is being sarcastic.

    • @GJBndls
      @GJBndls 4 года назад +1

      and yet the cats still love her.

  • @mustafaamin9516
    @mustafaamin9516 5 лет назад +278

    At this point, some of these female streamers aren’t even on recruit difficulty, they haven’t even loaded into the damn game yet

    • @MrREAPERsz
      @MrREAPERsz 5 лет назад +31

      The girls aren't even turning the game on

    • @ruffamlos7086
      @ruffamlos7086 5 лет назад +38

      @@MrREAPERsz they haven't even bought the game

    • @ineedbeanz7555
      @ineedbeanz7555 5 лет назад +14

      Theyre just spreading boobs and eating

    • @nakaikamahao9197
      @nakaikamahao9197 5 лет назад +23

      Ruffalo Chicken the game never even came out yet

    • @ok-es6zq
      @ok-es6zq 5 лет назад +18

      @@nakaikamahao9197 they still in the womb

  • @samttk359
    @samttk359 5 лет назад +701

    we should update the "turbo virgin" definition in urban dictionary, add the synonym "twitch moderator"

    • @obkb774
      @obkb774 5 лет назад +15

      Done, hopefully theyll add it

    • @samttk359
      @samttk359 5 лет назад +3

      @@obkb774 if you aren't lying, then great job, we need to show others how on twitch, tits > rules

    • @anthraxiii7753
      @anthraxiii7753 5 лет назад +1

      Maybe neckbeard leader

    • @habib1971
      @habib1971 5 лет назад +1

      doujin seller I want to like your comment but it’s at 169 likes and don’t want to ruin it

    • @PlaceboZypresse
      @PlaceboZypresse 5 лет назад

      Kanye called them "turbo thots"

  • @freedgaming4836
    @freedgaming4836 4 года назад +105

    oh god twitch protecting alinity makes me sick.

    • @veeaiden9244
      @veeaiden9244 4 года назад +6

      It gives me cancer

    • @bojanglesthewizard8875
      @bojanglesthewizard8875 4 года назад +7

      @@veeaiden9244 it gives us all cancer

    • @Hambone510
      @Hambone510 4 года назад +1

      twitch is run by simps

    • @HkFinn83
      @HkFinn83 3 года назад

      @@Hambone510 and used by them.
      This is goes away with a million neckbeards watching her do nothing

  • @anthonytang3012
    @anthonytang3012 5 лет назад +1157

    As a Canadian citizen... I apologize for our country mistakes

    • @Surfacekilla1
      @Surfacekilla1 5 лет назад +146

      it's not you...she doesn't belong in your country

    • @Slippy-Toad-Love
      @Slippy-Toad-Love 5 лет назад +249

      As a Colombian, we send cocaine as an apology for making this.

    • @reaperzvoid4617
      @reaperzvoid4617 5 лет назад +88

      As an American citizen, I apologize for our mistakes having this thing born in our country

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 лет назад +61

      I was skeptical of you being Canadian at first, then you apologised and I knew it was real

    • @kdingo2909
      @kdingo2909 5 лет назад +20

      @Jamez calm down James ffs

  • @kxshgotnext6214
    @kxshgotnext6214 5 лет назад +812

    dellor got banned for telling a trash talker on apex to cook him a sandwich
    alinity abuses her cat on stream and force feeds it toxic material, and nothing happens

    • @aldairanaya196
      @aldairanaya196 5 лет назад +9

      Its Nick how do u cook a sandwich

    • @kxshgotnext6214
      @kxshgotnext6214 5 лет назад +4

      Aries 5x idk but dellor has some direct orders

    • @Mojix19
      @Mojix19 5 лет назад +6

      @@aldairanaya196 grilled cheese.

    • @salt8921
      @salt8921 5 лет назад +8

      massive jugs gets you a free pass from those nerdy weabs at twitch

    • @dimitristheodorou7666
      @dimitristheodorou7666 5 лет назад +8

      And then they say that men have more rights....BULLSHIT

  • @Mbntbj
    @Mbntbj 5 лет назад +1346

    Can we use her as a human shield when storming Area 51?

    • @ImSchnippi
      @ImSchnippi 5 лет назад +73

      Nah it wouldn’t work. The guards wouldn’t shoot her cuz she’s a female.

    • @Jenana69420
      @Jenana69420 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah, and the cat can have diamond armor

    • @sarahhorley6369
      @sarahhorley6369 5 лет назад +8

      I was gonna use the karens

    • @thevaultdwellerf6691
      @thevaultdwellerf6691 5 лет назад +12

      Better to use her as bait for the AC-130s

    • @justaneditygangstar
      @justaneditygangstar 5 лет назад +6

      Spooky Filmz Ent. Why do you exist

  • @vascopereira1486
    @vascopereira1486 4 года назад +42

    "I'm not a legal expert or anything, but I don't think you're allowed to do that so...she's pretty stupid." I spat all over my keyboard. Subscribing.

  • @rainman105
    @rainman105 5 лет назад +135

    Whoever didn’t ban her and talked to her at Twitch is one of those dudes that immediately catch feelings for females that sound bad over the mic on Xbox

    • @psycholol4855
      @psycholol4855 5 лет назад +10

      Yea they think they have a chance with a thot

    • @AlexG-th3co
      @AlexG-th3co 5 лет назад

      Mikey Faiella facts lmao

    • @angrymelon8607
      @angrymelon8607 5 лет назад

      Cmon who doesn't get wet over a bad gamer girl 😉

    • @JungleToes
      @JungleToes 5 лет назад +1

      @@angrymelon8607 🤨

    • @plantherum2365
      @plantherum2365 5 лет назад

      @@angrymelon8607 People that have dignity

  • @zyjil-_-2989
    @zyjil-_-2989 5 лет назад +615

    Twitch dosent ban thick E-girl that abuses her cat and gives it vodka but when this dude drops his fish on his desk on accident he got banned for animal cruelty BRUUUUUUH

    • @chickenman461
      @chickenman461 5 лет назад +91

      ZifronZz worst part of that shit was that catfish can live hours outside of water and that the dude looked so happy

    • @patrickplevak126
      @patrickplevak126 5 лет назад +7

      BRUH.

    • @cslance6863
      @cslance6863 5 лет назад +10

      @@chickenman461 plus people eat them very often.

    • @88FlyingHigh88
      @88FlyingHigh88 5 лет назад +8

      @@chickenman461 Can they really? I didn't know that, that's pretty neat!

    • @gungriffonblaze7370
      @gungriffonblaze7370 5 лет назад +1

      lets go

  • @jakemartinez6894
    @jakemartinez6894 5 лет назад +389

    I feel like her “conversation” with one of those moderators didn’t actually involve much conversation if you catch my drift.

    • @Mashamazzi
      @Mashamazzi 5 лет назад +54

      I don't know what you're implying, since she doesn't even need to talk to them, just a look in their general direction would get her off most shit

    • @NemyacX
      @NemyacX 5 лет назад +41

      Kyle Smith
      she sucked them off you uncultured swine

    • @paragon7351
      @paragon7351 5 лет назад +53

      @@NemyacX Kyle is saying she doesn't need to suck them off, all she needs to do is looking in their general direction and the virgin mods will cream their pants.

    • @silentkaisei
      @silentkaisei 5 лет назад +7

      @@Mashamazzi why does your name sound so default

    • @faisalw246
      @faisalw246 5 лет назад +2

      Wait there’s a drift that I’m Supposedly Meant to catch, I mean like I’m really bad at catching so would any of you gentlemen would nice enough to tell me the drift?

  • @BBK___
    @BBK___ 4 года назад +54

    I think everyone knows twitch as a whole is owned by a bunch of simps

  • @Suicide_Haze
    @Suicide_Haze 5 лет назад +545

    wow the first time PETA is right about something!

    • @kqver9696
      @kqver9696 5 лет назад +12

      Holy shit ... I think you're onto something

    • @Nunya-_-
      @Nunya-_- 5 лет назад +1

      User 😂🤣 right, it amazed me as well!

    • @malikthemadman
      @malikthemadman 5 лет назад +8

      they're confused but there hearts r in the right place

    • @floxiewolf122
      @floxiewolf122 5 лет назад +1

      They kill cats tho

    • @snowfork2184
      @snowfork2184 5 лет назад

      The only thing we can all get behind with peta

  • @Sasageyo-oj5ph
    @Sasageyo-oj5ph 5 лет назад +1838

    Catfish guy seems like he actually really likes his fish and just made a mistake

    • @chauncey3587
      @chauncey3587 4 года назад +315

      Miguel Pabón catfish can be outside the water for a long time that isn’t even animal cruelty

    • @thefluzzer6345
      @thefluzzer6345 4 года назад +230

      Catfish guy is Alecludford and he does care and knows a lot about fishes fuck twitch

    • @thefluzzer6345
      @thefluzzer6345 4 года назад +77

      Im actually really happy that mixer is on the rise with the backing of a gigantic company microsoft fuck twitch

    • @mrkiky
      @mrkiky 4 года назад +64

      Alinity is clearly so self centered she probably just uses her cat for extra views. I mean she thought she deserved better so in pursuit of it she totally broke the law and took advantage of a guy and she's not only not sorry, but bragging about it. She's a bad person and she would probably shoot her cat on stream if it brought her views.

    • @lypsohgameing2859
      @lypsohgameing2859 4 года назад +34

      From personal experiences with catching catfish. Is that no matter how big or small they are hard to control so they don't fall even tho i was killing them to eat them it still sucked when i droped them

  • @jacobkrivoshia9306
    @jacobkrivoshia9306 5 лет назад +658

    Was about to divorce my Canadian husband, but birdman uploaded

    • @awesomesauce8199
      @awesomesauce8199 5 лет назад +1

      Mike Jason John we talked about this..... no watching cringed RUclips videos, but bordman is the acception 😏

    • @mangored209
      @mangored209 5 лет назад +20

      Why are you gay?

    • @ma2443
      @ma2443 5 лет назад +3

      @@mangored209 *P I Z Z A T I M E*

    • @user-li2yq3sq8c
      @user-li2yq3sq8c 5 лет назад +1

      @@ma2443 ain't gonna lie who tf even gives a shit about cats?

    • @thanosguy576
      @thanosguy576 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-li2yq3sq8c
      No offense are you even human?

  • @jonathanallard2128
    @jonathanallard2128 4 года назад +23

    Attractive women who are regularly using their charms to have what they want in life couldn't survive a day in an average looking dude's life.

  • @BSingh-on4qr
    @BSingh-on4qr 5 лет назад +2108

    PETA joins the fight against her.
    Us: We weren’t expecting special forces

    • @trashboat9448
      @trashboat9448 5 лет назад +9

      Ewroiguqergb Wergewqrhgwe yes yes special

    • @onedustyboi6235
      @onedustyboi6235 5 лет назад

      Ewroiguqergb Wergewqrhgwe starwars refrens

    • @theconservativesurvivor9060
      @theconservativesurvivor9060 5 лет назад +30

      PETA isn’t special forces they’re just an enemy of my enemy, they’re still bad people for trash talking Steve Irwin

    • @pjmapusua8869
      @pjmapusua8869 5 лет назад

      Wasn't expecting Reinforcements😧😧

    • @czos9239
      @czos9239 4 года назад +1

      PETA Irregulars

  • @ethanharrison6698
    @ethanharrison6698 5 лет назад +192

    Meanwhile at Alinity Headquarters
    Can we copyrights Birdmans latest video!?!?!?!?!?

    • @elliots3rddimension317
      @elliots3rddimension317 5 лет назад +17

      I've never seen a profile picture match a comment so perfectly before

    • @Saiko-RuRu
      @Saiko-RuRu 5 лет назад +8

      *copystrike

    • @Ma11h3w
      @Ma11h3w 5 лет назад +6

      @@elliots3rddimension317 lol your right

    • @KOCChristian
      @KOCChristian 5 лет назад +2

      Twitch Bitches: We are on Master Alinity but he’s protected by the Eugene’s clan

  • @mysticcollector8258
    @mysticcollector8258 5 лет назад +356

    She lives less than recruit difficulty basically harmless bots difficulty

  • @mosesmarlboro5401
    @mosesmarlboro5401 4 года назад +44

    Never thought I'd agree with PETA on something...

  • @acasualshooter6239
    @acasualshooter6239 5 лет назад +162

    When Peta says something I agree with
    *Impossible*

    • @ericjohnson6120
      @ericjohnson6120 5 лет назад +16

      Mobile Gamer The quickest way to get two enemies to stop fighting is to introduce a third enemy.

    • @Hello-or8gg
      @Hello-or8gg 5 лет назад +6

      @@ericjohnson6120 no way im fucking teaming up with peta i dont give a fuck if theres a 100 enemies.

    • @Team_Fortress2
      @Team_Fortress2 5 лет назад +1

      Mobile Gamer they changed there PR Team.

    • @cahz2443
      @cahz2443 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @fishymates2640
      @fishymates2640 5 лет назад

      "I wear fur, I'm an asshole"

  • @matttheradartechnician2342
    @matttheradartechnician2342 5 лет назад +691

    What do you mean “Recruit Difficulty”?
    She’s stuck in the tutorial.

    • @redevil1748
      @redevil1748 5 лет назад +22

      She's watching the tutorial lmao

    • @ex0lezz3
      @ex0lezz3 5 лет назад +38

      She’s watching someone playing the tutorial

    • @whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477
      @whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477 5 лет назад +9

      She fucking downloaded god mode

    • @v10l3t40
      @v10l3t40 5 лет назад +23

      She's still on the "Start" screen

    • @uberflail1780
      @uberflail1780 5 лет назад +4

      Whatchu mean she's paying a hacker to play the game for her.

  • @dannyholdsw
    @dannyholdsw 5 лет назад +368

    Yet my man Dellor gets banned for telling a girl to "Cook a sandwich" smh #equality

    • @ryanfeezy5512
      @ryanfeezy5512 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @JTK506_
      @JTK506_ 5 лет назад +10

      "Cook a Sandwish"

    • @robbiefl2001
      @robbiefl2001 5 лет назад +7

      DannyHoldsW don’t blame them there though, who the fuck cooks a sandwich?

    • @kid8467
      @kid8467 5 лет назад +3

      I think I burnt the sandwich

    • @SpinningTurtle66
      @SpinningTurtle66 5 лет назад +3

      It’s meant to be a sexist thing, but there’s nothing wrong with asking someone to make a sandwich, Male or Female

  • @user-vc1xx2ht9s
    @user-vc1xx2ht9s 4 года назад +13

    She'll realise everything when she gets older and no one will simp for her

  • @robertpetersson7182
    @robertpetersson7182 5 лет назад +157

    So if a female streamer starts to become very sexualized or abusive then it’s fine, BUT if a male swears nowadays they’ll get banned on twitch.
    I thought equality was about being treated the exact same but oh well

    • @acespetsnaz8037
      @acespetsnaz8037 5 лет назад +1

      Robert Petersson nope

    • @Valkyrae123
      @Valkyrae123 5 лет назад +6

      Robert Petersson look at what they’re doing to dellor

    • @rivahkillah
      @rivahkillah 5 лет назад

      They're not seeking equality, they want "equity" ;-) !!!

    • @Anonymous-pr3gr
      @Anonymous-pr3gr 5 лет назад

      You probably get ban from twitch for being a guy and following their guidelines (AKA no nudes or porn)

    • @ItzGrimmie
      @ItzGrimmie 5 лет назад

      Twitch is Full Of Feminists

  • @jeremyfuller7730
    @jeremyfuller7730 5 лет назад +254

    Can't catfish survive the longest out of water amongst all fish? And what he did was an accident? Crazy world we live in

    • @nakaikamahao9197
      @nakaikamahao9197 5 лет назад +11

      Jeremy Fuller not the longest but they can survive for a little bit longer than other fish

    • @devinstead6077
      @devinstead6077 5 лет назад +26

      Most catfish survive out of water for longer as long as there skin stays moist

    • @LuckyFoxes789
      @LuckyFoxes789 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah as long as there skin stays moist they will be ok it's not ideal but yeah some cat fish can most definitely be out of water for a bit.

    • @murphym3755
      @murphym3755 5 лет назад +18

      Also fish can’t feel pain, there brains aren’t developed enough.

    • @iceyleaks9004
      @iceyleaks9004 5 лет назад +2

      Jeremy Fuller yea I’ve kept one out the water for around 2-3 while fishing but I wouldn’t purposely take it out for more than that it’s not gonna hurt the fish tho

  • @sxsa9309
    @sxsa9309 5 лет назад +1458

    I was about to help my girlfriend sell her bathwater but birdman uploaded

    • @chasegainsovahoes663
      @chasegainsovahoes663 5 лет назад +7

      Iplayminecwaft36 oh nah 😭

    • @c.i.a.3816
      @c.i.a.3816 5 лет назад +67

      *alright I'm gonna have to stop you right there*

    • @KayKimii
      @KayKimii 5 лет назад +14

      *Nice*

    • @dayon2296
      @dayon2296 5 лет назад +6

      Iplayminecwaft36 what girlfriend?😂

    • @sxsa9309
      @sxsa9309 5 лет назад +55

      @@dayon2296 oh,did I say girlfriend?I meant anime body pillow

  • @yourself123321
    @yourself123321 4 года назад +38

    7:34 let's be real she blew that guy "I spoke to someone"

    • @natsudragneel-ir7sr
      @natsudragneel-ir7sr 3 года назад +4

      She probably have sex with him before and threatened to accuse him of forcing her with his power to do it. That's why she got away with so much shit that would have gotten people banned 5 times over. She got that guy by the balls. If he didn't help her, she would report that he raped her and destroy his life.

  • @samk.511
    @samk.511 5 лет назад +322

    Dellor was banned for a month and had his sub button and bit button permanently removed for saying "cook a sandwich" to a girl. And she just yeets that cat across the room smh #equality

    • @kaiseramadeus233
      @kaiseramadeus233 5 лет назад +32

      She fucking threw the cat behind her a few feet in the air. Those sick bastards in charge of twitch don't give a fuck. They're probably getting some head on the low.

    • @ricohunt356
      @ricohunt356 5 лет назад +8

      Gotta stay mfs at twitch smoking dick😂🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @user-tq7bf1zr7k
      @user-tq7bf1zr7k 5 лет назад

      Hey thats called male privilege

    • @mooseosborne197
      @mooseosborne197 5 лет назад

      Sam K. Dell or gets fricked way to much

    • @itstime3171
      @itstime3171 5 лет назад

      dellor is an idiot though who gives a fuck
      all he does is rage anyways.
      hes literally toxic, and as soon as his twitch got back unbanned
      he continued right where he left off with his toxicity
      hes gonna get banned again watch
      just a matter of time
      quote this comment.

  • @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331
    @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331 5 лет назад +690

    That canadian's first mistake was dating a colombian...

    • @Blinko7
      @Blinko7 5 лет назад +88

      Lmao yep as a Colombian I can admit we ruin lives

    • @losttiming5873
      @losttiming5873 5 лет назад +76

      @Brett Kozlak lol that's fucked

    • @ronax677
      @ronax677 5 лет назад +32

      That is lowkey racist.

    • @TheJok3rMan
      @TheJok3rMan 5 лет назад +26

      Ronaldo SnowZ How is it racist? Do you even know what that word means?

    • @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331
      @normiesaredegeneratesthatn3331 5 лет назад +45

      @@ronax677 I don't think so, some nationalities are just scummy. Nothing racist about it.

  • @sniper_rifle_3009
    @sniper_rifle_3009 5 лет назад +368

    Why can’t twitch go back to the good old days where you actually had to be good at a game to get famous

    • @TheSplitskull1
      @TheSplitskull1 5 лет назад +37

      Because Twitchthots

    • @gamelord5925
      @gamelord5925 5 лет назад +28

      I don’t remember a time twitch was ever like that

    • @justina8143
      @justina8143 5 лет назад +7

      When was that??

    • @S3cK5hun8
      @S3cK5hun8 5 лет назад

      Fucking preach, G! Good old highschool days.

    • @jomomma8754
      @jomomma8754 5 лет назад +10

      @@TheSplitskull1 Wrong it's not because of Twitch Thots, its because of lame ass dudes who are simpin for the pussy

  • @giansagario4188
    @giansagario4188 4 года назад +20

    She just admitted marital fraud no one literally does anything

    • @johannndsouza
      @johannndsouza 3 года назад

      @CJ Goole She did it purposely to get into NA ofc its marital fraud, dont be stupid son read in-between the lines. But of course being Canadian i know the gov wont do anything because they are pussies at the end of the day so lol meh.

  • @abrahamsolis4248
    @abrahamsolis4248 5 лет назад +744

    This generation wouldn't last a second on xbox 360 party chat.

    • @acespetsnaz8037
      @acespetsnaz8037 5 лет назад +67

      Abraham Solis true especially mw2 voice chat

    • @elbabecerra3064
      @elbabecerra3064 5 лет назад +21

      Thank you this brought a smile to my face as I know what you mean
      Edit: I apologize that you this a lot but I would like to say thanks as this is the most likes I ever had so thats neat I guess?

    • @Septiccatgaming
      @Septiccatgaming 5 лет назад +4

      T-34-85 Cyka nice name

    • @tristanpropertyofmoose7963
      @tristanpropertyofmoose7963 5 лет назад +5

      Abraham Solis thank you Abraham very cool

    • @HashTheGrappler
      @HashTheGrappler 5 лет назад

      Purebred Shekelberg dude forreal

  • @JimmyDean59
    @JimmyDean59 5 лет назад +191

    She isn’t playing recruit difficulty and she is playing Minecraft on Peaceful mode. Keep inventory, and creative mode!

    • @paragon7351
      @paragon7351 5 лет назад +14

      She isn't even playing, peaceful mode was too difficult, so she gave the controller to one of her virgin minecraft player fanboys.

    • @flakshrapnel8849
      @flakshrapnel8849 5 лет назад +4

      And with that starter chest that spawns near your spawn

    • @calebcole1987
      @calebcole1987 5 лет назад +1

      hell yes brother

  • @ryanelkadi3196
    @ryanelkadi3196 5 лет назад +261

    Cat: *is hungry*
    Meow
    Cat: *gets thrown off a cliff*
    Meow

    • @PadmeAmidalaEdits
      @PadmeAmidalaEdits 5 лет назад +7

      DeVince DeLowry cliff baby cliff

    • @ryanelkadi3196
      @ryanelkadi3196 5 лет назад +2

      ScoutSniper chill tf out it was autocorrect you insecure piece of shit

    • @onjo6746
      @onjo6746 5 лет назад

      Twitch:Nah,its all good.

    • @shortfoxx3871
      @shortfoxx3871 5 лет назад

      lol just chill out everybody

    • @thomas-ir5ii
      @thomas-ir5ii 5 лет назад

      @jordan joseph why you mad lol

  • @jeremydiaz9642
    @jeremydiaz9642 4 года назад +80

    Normal Men & Women: Veteran difficulty
    *_Twitch thots: Cutscene difficulty_*

    • @DJ-rf9yq
      @DJ-rf9yq 4 года назад +4

      This one is the best

    • @Bendi_T
      @Bendi_T 4 года назад

      Mmmm I don't know... Internet has demonstrated that the only thing that a girl requires to be on recruit difficulty is some makeup and the willing to do so.

    • @Khymeira
      @Khymeira 4 года назад

      @@Bendi_T *white girl

    • @surge4545
      @surge4545 4 года назад +9

      Normal women do not live on veteran difficulty

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 4 года назад +1

      You again.

  • @user.Icarus
    @user.Icarus 5 лет назад +48

    For those that dont know, most catfish can survive a few hours outside of water, upwards to 18 hours in damp conditions, and some species can last days outside of water in damp conditions. The guy in the video knows what he was doing and the catfish wasnt in danger or gasping for air, it was completely safe.

  • @Htownhitter
    @Htownhitter 5 лет назад +279

    Females load in on recruit difficulty and play life on high sensitivity

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 5 лет назад +3

      blue jay Isn’t high sensitivity harder tho.

    • @jfwlondon6201
      @jfwlondon6201 5 лет назад +13

      @@ashleyk8406 depends really some people can control it really well but I think he meant as in some of them are really sensitive but honestly so is everyone these days

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 5 лет назад +2

      Jfw London Well I like high sensitivity a lot and use it for everything but it’s really hard to get used to. But I don’t really get how it makes it easier like he’s implying.

    • @Mono-ni7yu
      @Mono-ni7yu 5 лет назад +5

      You mean aim assist

    • @flashpointprdx
      @flashpointprdx 5 лет назад +3

      @@ashleyk8406 it is a play on words, sensitivity can refer to both emotional sensitivity OR how sensitive your controls are (mouse, joystick, etc.)

  • @chappychapchaps3505
    @chappychapchaps3505 5 лет назад +174

    *Alinity kills someone on stream*
    Twitch: it was just a stunt man

    • @lqstdragon1500
      @lqstdragon1500 5 лет назад +5

      *Alinity uses a racial slur that I won't repeat.*
      Twitch: She's light black.
      This is unfunny but, I'm unfunny, shut up.

    • @jerodwilson.
      @jerodwilson. 5 лет назад

      ChappyChapChaps so funny

    • @lqstdragon1500
      @lqstdragon1500 5 лет назад

      @Oliphant Kid. thanks!

    • @username-ql1mo
      @username-ql1mo 5 лет назад

      Next day its on the news and twitch it was all fake

  • @OkWoodsSlowed
    @OkWoodsSlowed 4 года назад +68

    Not only is she living on Recruit, shes using aim bot bruh tf is this...

    • @veeaiden9244
      @veeaiden9244 4 года назад

      Or in peaceful mode

    • @xaninuax
      @xaninuax 3 года назад

      @@veeaiden9244 in peaceful mode with aimbot and god mode

  • @PulseWorkshop
    @PulseWorkshop 5 лет назад +451

    Girl: *Uses her body and men to her advantage*
    Nobody:
    Men: *Opens legs for good reason*
    Entire Universe: So I see you have chosen death.
    Edit: Fixed comment.

    • @mcsnuggie
      @mcsnuggie 5 лет назад +1

      Best comment here😂😂

    • @lane9508
      @lane9508 5 лет назад +9

      Double standards smh

    • @gregbrown750
      @gregbrown750 5 лет назад +10

      Jimbus Rift bruh what do you mean she literally used a man to get citizenship and uses her body to get viewers

    • @whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477
      @whaaatyouneverplayedtubers3477 5 лет назад +4

      Jimbus Rift is the incel cool guy?

    • @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871
      @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 5 лет назад +11

      @Jimbus Rift maybe the people that watch her are losers, but the hell do you know about the guy she used to get to canada?

  • @aaronharper9412
    @aaronharper9412 5 лет назад +455

    catfish can survive a whole day out of water and are also really tough, I have caught them and dropped them on accident before and it did not hurt the fish at all, that catfish is fine.

    • @progenji6970
      @progenji6970 4 года назад +49

      I have had a 30+LBS catfish literally swim headfirst against a concrete wall at high speed and be fine, That catfish probably barely even felt that

    • @assistant2361
      @assistant2361 4 года назад +49

      A whole day? That's evolution at its finest. Next they will grow legs and breath underwater as well as on land.

    • @corbentimms9443
      @corbentimms9443 4 года назад +27

      @@assistant2361 next they just won't need to breathe

    • @angrysquirrel8816
      @angrysquirrel8816 4 года назад +26

      @@assistant2361 Funny thing is that there is actually a species of catfish called the walking catfish that specializes in land travel so it can find food and better environments, it also has organs similar to lungs to breathe air for periods of time. So you aren't far off .

    • @maxhydekyle2425
      @maxhydekyle2425 4 года назад +18

      Also, it's a catfish, who cares?

  • @rollog1248
    @rollog1248 5 лет назад +365

    That Fish guy is missing a few chromosomes but what he did isn't ban worthy, fish can survive for minutes out of water, a cat can die from a tablespoon of vodka.

    • @the1ndonly595
      @the1ndonly595 5 лет назад +42

      Lmao that catfish would’ve survived for hours

    • @keyboardguru4212
      @keyboardguru4212 5 лет назад +44

      Spooky Pleb Catfishes literally survive out of water for like, 4 hours and are very bony fish. I’d say there was no harm if it landed on only the flat wooden desk.

    • @cgomes2401
      @cgomes2401 5 лет назад +5

      Hours?!? Damn...

    • @shalex7704
      @shalex7704 5 лет назад +4

      Catfish could survive a long time out of da water. Who's missing chromosomes now!

    • @ttvbtw-_-1465
      @ttvbtw-_-1465 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah catfish can survive for a while out of water

  • @kmwatson6166
    @kmwatson6166 5 лет назад +211

    She also said the N-word on one of her stream while addressing Pewdiepie situation

  • @archerbenjamin1215
    @archerbenjamin1215 5 лет назад +332

    Wtf thats not animal cruelty catfish can live out of water for 18 hrs

    • @aydenburgoyne7856
      @aydenburgoyne7856 5 лет назад +28

      Logan Dresler Could be the bit where it fell out of his hands and smacked the desk 😂

    • @befakin
      @befakin 5 лет назад +106

      @@aydenburgoyne7856 even then, nigga didn't even mean it

    • @crowofjudgement4718
      @crowofjudgement4718 5 лет назад +54

      @@befakin I agree but what alinity did to her cat with the vodca is intentional.

    • @joonaspenttila201
      @joonaspenttila201 5 лет назад +1

      Wow really??!!

    • @imrichid3814
      @imrichid3814 5 лет назад

      Ayden Burgoyne where it fell 1 foot or less onto a desk

  • @thebastardgentleman9821
    @thebastardgentleman9821 5 лет назад +435

    Catfishes can survive a decent time out of water. It wasnt even close to dying. Geez 326 people agree with me. I never thought id see the day 😂 thanks for the likes! Damn 459 likes thanks!

    • @PureKrudd
      @PureKrudd 5 лет назад +19

      TheBastardGentleman 98 much longer than other fish species actually, we’re talking hours

    • @alphabeticalborder6951
      @alphabeticalborder6951 5 лет назад +9

      Plus, the catfish wasn't out that long and most likely wasn't in pain either

    • @thebastardgentleman9821
      @thebastardgentleman9821 5 лет назад +7

      @@alphabeticalborder6951 yeah it was most likely looking around mindfucked about the new atmosphere it was in. Not even hurting in the slightest.

    • @compcomp5125
      @compcomp5125 5 лет назад +1

      Yup

    • @domphilbrick
      @domphilbrick 5 лет назад +5

      TheBastardGentleman 98 If the Twitch staff get their feelings hurt by someone dropping a catfish, then I wonder how they would feel about someone fishing on stream. They’d probably get PTSD from all the “violence” lol

  • @xpr0gidy
    @xpr0gidy 4 года назад +20

    Twitch: “Why are people going to mixer!!!1!1!!1!!!1!1”
    Also twitch:

  • @justin4514
    @justin4514 5 лет назад +259

    When PETA asks to ban alinity
    "We forgive you, this time"

    • @2142716
      @2142716 5 лет назад +17

      Justin The great “you bought yourself some time, for now.”

    • @justin4514
      @justin4514 5 лет назад +5

      @@2142716 that works too

    • @AngelXO96
      @AngelXO96 5 лет назад

      Nah they went to far with the Steve Irwin thing. PETA is still a bunch of hoes

    • @bell7843
      @bell7843 5 лет назад +1

      Quoting another comment about mw2 "the enemy of my enemy is my friend.."

  • @figurativeride2258
    @figurativeride2258 5 лет назад +574

    Not even recruit difficulty, she living in the god dam tutorial mission

    • @miguelcondadoolivar5149
      @miguelcondadoolivar5149 5 лет назад +62

      She stayed in the main menu.

    • @fessylima8
      @fessylima8 5 лет назад +33

      She didn’t even load in

    • @aiden9266
      @aiden9266 5 лет назад +22

      Fessy Lima she ain’t even buy the game

    • @fessylima8
      @fessylima8 5 лет назад +15

      stamina she doesn’t even know what the game is

    • @AmpMusic
      @AmpMusic 5 лет назад +15

      @@figurativeride2258 she has no outlets for a damn xbox

  • @mattcrossman353
    @mattcrossman353 5 лет назад +166

    Jarvis-plays song on stream
    Twitch-ur banned
    Alinity-gives cat vodka
    Twitch-that's kinda hot

  • @Aposte-quotation
    @Aposte-quotation 4 года назад +9

    PETA "bravo six.. going dark.."

  • @Nr1hater
    @Nr1hater 5 лет назад +251

    meanwhile dellor says to one chick to make him a sandwich: FBI OPEN UP

    • @piercecoe1861
      @piercecoe1861 5 лет назад

      And they still ain’t letting him make money on twitch! :(

    • @drifty2271
      @drifty2271 5 лет назад +2

      He told her to cook him a sandwich

  • @magnisgd
    @magnisgd 5 лет назад +525

    Never thought I’d side with PETA :/

    • @bouncy8025
      @bouncy8025 5 лет назад +40

      well it still does not fully excuse them, but they are for once standing on the right side of history

    • @EclipseGamingPS
      @EclipseGamingPS 5 лет назад +22

      I still want to burn them for talking shit bout my nigga Steve

    • @pyro6209
      @pyro6209 5 лет назад +1

      Ik right dude

    • @charliefelsburg208
      @charliefelsburg208 5 лет назад +3

      i mean a lot of the things they say publicly aren’t really “disagreeable” like there’s nothing to disagree with saving the bees

    • @senseispud2197
      @senseispud2197 5 лет назад +6

      The enemy of my enemy is my friend

  • @professionalbigmac93
    @professionalbigmac93 5 лет назад +263

    It wasn’t even the dudes fault the fish slipped out...
    R.I.P #BanAlinity

    • @tyler2240
      @tyler2240 5 лет назад +15

      I usually don’t get mad at stuff like this but I’m pissed asf after what she did too the Canadian man potientally killing her cat and after seeing someone do not even close too what she did but he got banned but she didn’t

    • @dr.boring7022
      @dr.boring7022 5 лет назад

      I don't support her actions, but if you're going to take a fish as a pet, atleast keep him in water.

    • @mitchmag9100
      @mitchmag9100 5 лет назад

      @@luminousxii She didn't kill the cat but her actions still aren't okay

    • @jurajanal2277
      @jurajanal2277 5 лет назад +1

      @@austinwiser2632 I was about to say that, and guy just wanted to show his fish to the people. I am into fishing and 90% of fishes that are returned back to water with hook holes still survive and grow. Fish just jumped out of his hands and it is *AnImAl AbUsE* but passing cats alcohol via kiss is not animal abuse.

    • @MajinRixch
      @MajinRixch 5 лет назад +3

      Luminous XII how do you how far down it’s tongue it went in it’s mouth bro you the type of person to buy bikini pics for $200

  • @AlmightyGP
    @AlmightyGP 5 лет назад +6

    9:50 laughed hard asf I’m still crying

  • @yourfavoritejojo5235
    @yourfavoritejojo5235 5 лет назад +168

    If she's not getting banned at least take her animals away from her.

    • @Septiccatgaming
      @Septiccatgaming 5 лет назад +8

      DigitallyVeiled you’re cringier for using the abbreviation for laugh out loud.

    • @followerofteaandspice1815
      @followerofteaandspice1815 5 лет назад +3

      @@Septiccatgaming really? That's some great news

    • @gamelord5925
      @gamelord5925 5 лет назад

      For throwing a cat behind her head? They always land on their feet calm down

    • @yourfavoritejojo5235
      @yourfavoritejojo5235 5 лет назад +5

      @@gamelord5925 you know she gave her cat alcohol right? That's LITERALLY poison to them.

    • @tis4tru504
      @tis4tru504 5 лет назад +2

      Game Lord and trying to give them alcohol yeah let’s not take away her cats yeah good idea

  • @trx3600
    @trx3600 5 лет назад +322

    boob gives you
    power:9000
    speed:9000
    diguise:10000000
    divorce 1000
    Offense:1000
    accusation: 100000000
    treatment 400000
    animal cruelty: tf is that
    defense:100000000+
    These power levels legit

    • @krxs1134
      @krxs1134 5 лет назад +15

      WhatThe Waffle?!!! Lemme go cop some boobs real quick

    • @frostycane5134
      @frostycane5134 5 лет назад +14

      WhatThe Waffle?!!! Yo what about ass though?
      Currently trying to build an ass build character

    • @Backdrop182
      @Backdrop182 5 лет назад +5

      I got some Huge boobs

    • @changedusername159
      @changedusername159 5 лет назад +6

      *crushes scouter*

    • @watwrongwichu2578
      @watwrongwichu2578 5 лет назад +3

      @@frostycane5134 the ass makes da penis go over 90000 bOnEr

  • @artoriasbenoit
    @artoriasbenoit 5 лет назад +371

    Poor Catfish guy
    Salute this good boy he’s living on *Son Of Sparda Difficulty* .
    edit: thanks for 100 likes
    Most I’ve ever gotten.
    NewEdit: 200 likes? Thanks a lot everyone
    NewerEdit: *300 LIKES? MY DARK SOUL HAS BEEN FILLED WITH LIIIIIIIGGGGHHHTTTT*

    • @Kometheus
      @Kometheus 5 лет назад +5

      On God of War difficulty 😂

    • @urgrandmaonsteroids1656
      @urgrandmaonsteroids1656 5 лет назад +2

      dark souls difficulty

    • @nunyabaznus7851
      @nunyabaznus7851 5 лет назад +3

      the Man is playing Wolfenstein on "i am death incarnate" difficulty, while that Twitch thot is playing on "can i play daddy" difficulty. WITH CHEATS AND MODS.

    • @saltwater5506
      @saltwater5506 5 лет назад

      Anyone know what his username is

    • @vergil2067
      @vergil2067 5 лет назад +2

      Nah he's on hell and hell mode

  • @jhadude1
    @jhadude1 5 лет назад +13

    “I sit alone at lunch 69” lmfao

  • @user-cb3ti7cr9j
    @user-cb3ti7cr9j 5 лет назад +255

    Why does this remind me of RUclips Protecting Logan Paul again?

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 5 лет назад +207

    she ain't even playing, she's spectating the best player

    • @rdzr1kinpin
      @rdzr1kinpin 5 лет назад +5

      And taking all the exp and kills

  • @leunamreyo3663
    @leunamreyo3663 5 лет назад +148

    Someone already came and disliked cuz of their worship of alinity

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 5 лет назад +21

      @you might need a vest ayeee shut up asshole I sent my best private to do that

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 5 лет назад +11

      @@mlgtakeo4065 with the fucking dexter profile picture lmao good meme

    • @michaelb4538
      @michaelb4538 5 лет назад

      Incels, virgin sad acts.

    • @sweatyvirg2862
      @sweatyvirg2862 5 лет назад

      It was me

  • @KingAquadi
    @KingAquadi 4 года назад +1

    Catfish can actually live out the water for awhile

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 5 лет назад +911

    Alinity: throws cat, does illegal stuff
    Twitch: does nothing
    Random woman: There are two genders
    Twitch: BANNED
    Guy: drops catfish
    Twitch: BANNED
    Seriously, when PETA is in the right, bad stuff happened

    • @theconservativesurvivor9060
      @theconservativesurvivor9060 5 лет назад +8

      Amen

    • @brunocbart2421
      @brunocbart2421 4 года назад +5

      I find it funny that people say that doing that to a pet is wrong but at the same time is okay killing other animals for pleasure lol.

    • @zli2760
      @zli2760 4 года назад +50

      @@brunocbart2421 fucking vegan

    • @deez3274
      @deez3274 4 года назад +33

      Killing animals to eat is not the same as sadism. Intentional cruelty to animals is one of the biggest predictors of a person becoming a serial killer and you're not gonna tell me that's the same thing. This girl seems like a full on psychopath, society is biased towards what behavior is acceptable for females and what would traditionally classify someone as a psychopath. Not an expert but a lot of these "e-thots" meet the criteria. Makes perfect sense that a female psychopath would behave in this way. Their bad reputation is absolutely warranted.

    • @olyviermonteau4300
      @olyviermonteau4300 4 года назад +3

      @@brunocbart2421 you're wrong.

  • @gabrielalvarado3348
    @gabrielalvarado3348 5 лет назад +183

    I was gonna live life on Recruit Difficult, but then Birdman uploaded...

  • @ItsRusto
    @ItsRusto 5 лет назад +127

    I used to think Twitch was better than RUclips. I was wrong, they are equally biased.

    • @BigTeletubby
      @BigTeletubby 5 лет назад +30

      I agree. You can make an argument that twitch is actually worse in certain aspects. RUclips is biased towards companies and mainstream media, but twitch is just biased towards thots

    • @AmericanHairlines69
      @AmericanHairlines69 5 лет назад

      Twitch is managed by females most likely bcs only feminazis can be more biased than men.

    • @diegogalvez2092
      @diegogalvez2092 5 лет назад +1

      At least RUclips is not as biased towards females

    • @jessepejibbs3889
      @jessepejibbs3889 5 лет назад

      Ngl RUclips Policies lookin pretty good right now

    • @martis4951
      @martis4951 5 лет назад

      @@Axemninja well RUclips showed anti-LGBT ads and lots of conservative vids

  • @barryclark6119
    @barryclark6119 4 года назад +9

    I'm ready for the next blockbuster movie: "Social Justice Avengers: Alinity War" It's gonna be so woke.

  • @beyond648
    @beyond648 5 лет назад +35

    Girl abuses cat: All good Fam
    Guy abuses cat: *BANNED FROM TWITCH AND GETS ARRESTED*

    • @mikecustoms
      @mikecustoms 5 лет назад +2

      Gets put on some kind of list and is charged with rape