But if the teachers were males(lets say around their 20s) you already know they would probably be getting 20+ years in prison even if the female students were 16/17 years old and consented
Slap Nutz probably because men are generally physically stronger and hence, when it comes to situations like these, more dangerous. A young, teenage boy can easily stop a female from touching them. Young teenage girls can't do that with a 200 pound, 5'8-6'5 man. Still fucked up though
Denzel Horton I understand that males are naturally physically stronger than women, and even short 5,5 dudes could easily overpower any average female, but I’m talking about cases where the female student and the male teacher both consent
New idea for 'this is not a crime'. A streamer was caught defending himself against his wife who abused him for 5 years (both physically and verbally ON STREAM) and he went to jail despite police finding no bruises, scratches, marks etc. On his wife. She also falsely claimed to be pregnant to bring more attentention and play the victim. Also the police knew about the five years of abuse the man had dealt with and the woman is off the hook. Like so Birdman can see Edit: streamer name is MyDeadMoth
@@Little_Pappa no, a five year abuser deserves prosecution in a courtroom. And have you seen the footage? "lightly pushed/slapped her" we didn't actually see anything visually, but she was screaming at the top of her lungs. Granted, she was acting like a drama queen throughout the whole ordeal (NOT AN EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE) but at the very least it wasn't a simple "light push or slap". There were audible thuds from punches (and right in front of their crying toddler as well!!!). Even if it was just a light push or slap it was unwarranted. You cant possibly call it self defence, she was throwing cardboard boxes at him for fucks's sake.
@@jasontheranga9769 was throwing stuff, hitting his property, and hitting him, on top of the past 5 years of abuse on stream. . . did you watch the video? Or do any research on this topic at all? If he really hit her with any amount of force she would have a mark somewhere on her! But she didn't. She also cried for like 5 seconds then keeps trying to challenge him in front of her kids. "5 years of abuse doesn't deserve a push or slap". When a girl slaps her 5 year abusive husband I'd love to hear you say that.
K but imagine if a 35 year old male teacher got his 13 year old female student pregnant. I just don't see how he would get of on only 10 years... This whole video just proves that there is no justice for men.
@ivan That is the point of it, all these woman do whatever the heck they want and commit statutory rape. Get a slap on the wrist. Reverse the ages but keep everything else identical, boom life in prison.
Hey Birdman, HUUUGE fan of your vids, been whatching since I was 16. I was always really into your “this is not a crime” series.. and I wanted to share my story. So by mid 2018 I had fallen on hard times, I had just turned 17 but not going to go into big depth but I lost my girlfriend, failed a couple of classes (I’m in the uk) and was told I have to resit my first year of A-levels, I didn’t know at the time but oh boy was there a silver lining. I had always been good at sport, I went to the gym most days a week (still do) and am really sociable, hanging out with nice people and spending time in the pub. I also love video games, and am and had been an avid gamer. So to make a long story short, I got involved with the wrong crowd, and went to rehab. For the most part my family is relatively well off so I was sent to a nice top end- high cost rehab that was known to house rich people and celebrities (my mom didn’t want to not go all out for my health). There were a lot of people there, 20-30 or so, and you would be placed in a sort of class, with people who were in a similar position as you, that were about 7 large, so you could really get to know who you were doing therapy with, from the beginning of my stay, there was this one blonde woman who really attracted my attention, and made it seem like she wanted to be my friend. Wherever I’d go, she’d go. Whenever I ate and smoked she’d do the same. She was 35 and American, she was there because of an alcohol problem, but I wouldn’t judge. She would keep telling me how a man really reaches his “prime” from 16-21 and a woman reaches hers at 32-40. She also loved makeing weird jokes and Inuendos about other patients and constantly asked me about my sex life, my ex, my fist time and wether I liked it, how many girls I’d been with aswell as what my favourite “type” was. I didn’t really think much of it as in the place that I was it was supposed to be annonamious and the therapists made sure to make us always know that we should be open with our past, so I was. By the end week or so (I was there 4) it was also her last week, and every evening we had a “movie-time” which was just 2 hours of Netflix and/or reading a book. I hadn’t really paid attention and tbh it came about really slowly but she would always sit next to me, and every evenin she would get closer and closer to me, and some evening she would be tired and fall asleep on my lap, and I’d massage her head when she did. It was nearing the end of mine and her time there so we talked, and she said she’d invite me to her house in London, as she made a great friend and that I could come over anytime I wanted, she said she’d make me a nice dinner and we’d whatch a movie or something, and we exchanged phone numbers... This isn’t the end of the story, no where near 😂 but like I said I’m a huge fan and this took me a bloody long time to write, I’d love to share the rest of it with you dude, just hmu, it’s a good “legal” crime 😂, if not keep doing what your doing.
You should look up age of consent laws. Here in Texas it's 17. So you're first lady was well in her rights. However if it was her student that would be a breach of ethics from the school board but the police wouldn't be involved.
they should get a medal for making these boys extra cool, giving them the time of their life, something they will remember and brag about till the end of life
John Dennis perhaps, but that was back in a time were there weren’t any laws and Texas didn’t have a sovereign government. Today Texas has a sovereign government and laws making it illegal to cross the border without documentation. Therefore you cannot relate the two as being entirely similar. Today’s Mexicans and Central Americans that are coming into Texas and the southern USA are invaders, they are a threat to the sovereignty of the USA.
I live in Texas and we have this one latina teacher and everybody looks at her ass and she knows it cause one day she was playing like she was tryna erase something from the white board amd she started jumping and I shouted 😂 damn them jiggle physics tho I got a whole week of detention 😐 and she stares awkwardly at me now
Dont forget fellas that the yards per/D statistical measurement doesnt take into account erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation in the final analysis. However, the number of trials in the study must also be considered to determine the ranking of the subject.
Bryckeh I concur. We must also factor in which fellatio/hands/breasts are exclusively involved in these trials. The statistics vary amongst constituents on the the yard per D in that regard. More studies are needed for further analysis.
I’m just here for the guy who posts “Lucky students! Where were teachers like her when I was young?!?” and we later find out he was homeschooled. Perv. Lol.
I aint going to lie the stephanie peterson story gets me pissed bro, that kid got got because his mom got a bit angry at him for his grades and his ass just admits evrything smh young man didnt deserve that such a fine female specimen
@@incognitonotsure909 i can't speak on a women's behalf but on a mans behalf everyone i talk about this with at school agrees if there was a hot ass teacher everyone would want to bang them if they were down it isn't weird its nature
All these teachers getting it with students just make me mad i didnt take a shot with my super hot english teacher back in the day. I remember thinking it was a delusional fantasy. But what if i just missed out on some hall of fame walls
in my opinion being younger and pulling teachers like this isnt rare anymore. kids grow alot faster now (physically) and are still very naive. especially when there getting taught by females in there mid 20's who are still good looking and are very active. im not complaining though im in 10th grade and most of my friends started having little relationships with teachers in 8th grade or 9th when they are hitting puberty and hormones are through the roof. being 6ft+ in 8th grade isnt so useless anymore coming from experience lmao
Imagine if the genders were swapped we be havin life sentences
@Nick Burns no one says pedos are cool its just like if you saw your. Son marrying a perfect 10.
Like all you can say is damnn I wish that was me
Exactly like the horny incels are glorifying pedophilia.. This is why male victims always go unnoticed 🙄
@@andpeggy5383 I wish I was a male victim
morty And you're absolutely disgusting for that.
Ong
Let me catch my son say Santa is gender neutral
I was wondering if he'd cover that
Optimus?
Mental Case we got baby Birdman aka Optimus covering it
Ahhh. Alright
@@ic3_115 I know he did it but I would like it more if birdman make it
I love how Birdman uses COD games to gauge how long ago something happened. "It was a long time ago, back in Black ops 3"
😆😂😂
Real men measure time through COD games.
@@michaelregis1015 Birdman is the realest Call of Duty athlete.
I reference life events in basically the same way lol
So hard to imagine any adult being attracted to kids like that, but these kids spitting some serious game lol
@Precision penaltyshot The kids suffer too. They might enjoy it for the moment but it severely fucks with them mentally as they go on.
Some Guy Wait I didn’t know that it was snitching reporting sexual abuse. Like is it snitching if the genders were reversed?
Some Guy How is it different though
@Some Guy Yeah no the female teacher manipulated the boy too. You're pulling a double standard due to an extreme lack of understanding on the subject.
Some Guy Ya know that either way children can’t consent. Either can be manipulated too so it is the exact same
Where were all these horned up teachers when I went to school 🤔
Cuz people were normal
Cuz this ain’t Texas lol
This is why these teachers get a slap on the wrist
@@demonsdoperoc3631 when you live in texas and you were a year late on getting in wall action with the teacher and giving that precise aim...
I'm in England. I never saw this shit
Teachers be playing with them balls like it’s fifa
Playim woth the balls like Brady
You got a boyfriend
I bet he doesn’t kiss ya
Muah
🤣😂
But if the teachers were males(lets say around their 20s) you already know they would probably be getting 20+ years in prison even if the female students were 16/17 years old and consented
Slap Nutz probably because men are generally physically stronger and hence, when it comes to situations like these, more dangerous. A young, teenage boy can easily stop a female from touching them. Young teenage girls can't do that with a 200 pound, 5'8-6'5 man.
Still fucked up though
Denzel Horton but but but but men and women are equal. Mehswkoahdneksvd reeeeeeereeeee
My Wow ReeRrreEeeEEEEEEEEEEEE
Denzel Horton I understand that males are naturally physically stronger than women, and even short 5,5 dudes could easily overpower any average female, but I’m talking about cases where the female student and the male teacher both consent
Slap Nutz fair point the
Hold up though all my female teachers out here looking like jimmy neutrons teacher this ain’t fair
same bro
Lol Ms Fowl
Bro fr my teachers are all like 70
same
Lucky. That's pretty hot
“Yards per D” I’m dying here 😂🤣
Stevo lmao right 🤣
What does yards per d mean? 😂😂
Stevo what does it mean?///?
We can’t tell you
blazej.p no
New idea for 'this is not a crime'. A streamer was caught defending himself against his wife who abused him for 5 years (both physically and verbally ON STREAM) and he went to jail despite police finding no bruises, scratches, marks etc. On his wife. She also falsely claimed to be pregnant to bring more attentention and play the victim. Also the police knew about the five years of abuse the man had dealt with and the woman is off the hook. Like so Birdman can see
Edit: streamer name is MyDeadMoth
are you serious? Granted, she was abusing him also, but he literally beat her ass on stream. This is ridiculous.
@@jasontheranga9769 a 5 year abuser deserves a simple push or slap. Well it deserves a whole lot more but he just lightly pushed/slapped her
@@Little_Pappa no, a five year abuser deserves prosecution in a courtroom. And have you seen the footage? "lightly pushed/slapped her" we didn't actually see anything visually, but she was screaming at the top of her lungs. Granted, she was acting like a drama queen throughout the whole ordeal (NOT AN EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE) but at the very least it wasn't a simple "light push or slap". There were audible thuds from punches (and right in front of their crying toddler as well!!!). Even if it was just a light push or slap it was unwarranted. You cant possibly call it self defence, she was throwing cardboard boxes at him for fucks's sake.
@@jasontheranga9769 was throwing stuff, hitting his property, and hitting him, on top of the past 5 years of abuse on stream. . . did you watch the video? Or do any research on this topic at all? If he really hit her with any amount of force she would have a mark somewhere on her! But she didn't. She also cried for like 5 seconds then keeps trying to challenge him in front of her kids. "5 years of abuse doesn't deserve a push or slap". When a girl slaps her 5 year abusive husband I'd love to hear you say that.
@@Little_Pappa so i guess abuse is OK then if it doesn't leave a mark??? I'm not saying that she didn't abuse him, but what he did was disgusting.
Watched every single one as they came out 😤😤
Amen to that brother
Same
Same
Same fellow birdmaner
Respect this true veteran
I was about to watch birdman but birdman uploaded
That was actually good
First time I've seen a comment like this
😂
I was about the watch birdman watching birdman but bird man uploaded
ALT ACCOUNT I was about to watch birds but birdman uploaded
The texas teacher that got pregnant reminds me of the movie "thats my boy"
CanadianPickle great movie
I thought the same exact thing lol
"That kid makes me feel like theres a rainbow in my beaver."
And we all thought the kid was a legend
Yessss we need more movies like this one, just for our dreams to come true on screen XD
K but imagine if a 35 year old male teacher got his 13 year old female student pregnant. I just don't see how he would get of on only 10 years... This whole video just proves that there is no justice for men.
That's because there's men that would congratulate boys who have sex with a teacher.
@ivan That is the point of it, all these woman do whatever the heck they want and commit statutory rape. Get a slap on the wrist. Reverse the ages but keep everything else identical, boom life in prison.
@@burmessafox3939 changes literally nothing you moron
@Wow. if she bad and the little man consents hell yeah
xSilas Lmao but sure I’d smash but that’s not the point. The point is these women living on Minecraft peaceful mode.
I don’t see the problem with the first one, after all, all she was trying to do was teach that kid some biology
Billboe Bagginns HAHAHAHAHHA
Big brain,true
Lol
If only we could say that for female victims
Bruh make a Eugene hall of fame
yeah he should
hall of shame
Nigga that's a hall of shame
Nicholas Cruz
For fuckin real tho. My man's be slackin them sweaties
Lemme catch my son getting in those walls
I’d be proud
You gotta be fucked up to not be proud of that as I father. I agree 100% I would be proud as fuck
We all would, and a little bit jealous
👏👏
Dont catch him in the act tho
Yeah? How about your daughter with the male teachers?
I cant be the only one that has no hot teachers at their school
Cristobal lmao we got fineee teachers down in Texas and I be chillin with one after school
OO W ikr
same vro
OO W okayyyy you better clap em cheeks
OO W w
Let me catch my son not going in those walls.
Profile pic checks out. 😂
Obakeng Shole xD
And just leaving the nutz hanging out YYYEEEUUHH
Lmao
Lmao 🤣
Boys im headin south since that seems to be where all the best broads are....
I would say come to Oklahoma where all the meth is but all the girls are methheads so keep going south buddy 😅
A 2 for 1 special as a 16 yr old. That would be the biggest and proudest achievement you'll ever accomplish. 💯
WookiesYaUncle on Moses
Honestly 😂
All star D-team
Let me catch my son not taking that opportunity
Oggy she just there for support
I’ve never clicked off of porn so fast
Lol
Facts
Lol
Lies. It’s in another tab
You mean clicked *ON* porn so fast???
Let me catch my son busting them walls , and not inviting me to join
420 Subs With No Videos join your son? You shouldn't have kids.
@@jailtimejake2151 r/woooosh
@@jailtimejake2151 r/wooooooosh
You have recieved a party invitation from L1lnutbust3r.
U from Alabama or something?
6:30 Stephanie was sentenced to 3 years yesterday. OOF
Her name isn't Stephanie..its Stuffitinme lol
@@matthedeen2190 😂😂😂u pc of shit
I wonder if she's out on good behavior by now?
Females living on recruit difficulty
I was tryna break 6ix9ine out of jail but Birdman uploaded
Snipermonky16 Gaming aw shit then he uploaded at a good time
Lmfao
Please dont he is shit
Let him stay
Hell naw lmao this the only time I’m rooting for the pig feds
No homo but i love you man
Stoned JR I’d suck Birdman off(no homo).
I'd kiss birdman in the mouth boi but no homo tho
That’s homosexual
@@GYLegends fuck you gayboy
I said no homo tho
Choose your difficulty ?
--> Spectator mode
Recruit
Normal
Hardened
Veteran
You know we all have to start off on that veteran mode
Skip Bayless straight white male
Where my cod 2 veteran player ogs at
I want to choose God mode but I ended up in Realistic mode
*Spectator mode*
Jokes on you, i study online...
Danolix lol
Long distance relationship?
Hey Birdman, HUUUGE fan of your vids, been whatching since I was 16. I was always really into your “this is not a crime” series.. and I wanted to share my story.
So by mid 2018 I had fallen on hard times, I had just turned 17 but not going to go into big depth but I lost my girlfriend, failed a couple of classes (I’m in the uk) and was told I have to resit my first year of A-levels, I didn’t know at the time but oh boy was there a silver lining. I had always been good at sport, I went to the gym most days a week (still do) and am really sociable, hanging out with nice people and spending time in the pub. I also love video games, and am and had been an avid gamer. So to make a long story short, I got involved with the wrong crowd, and went to rehab. For the most part my family is relatively well off so I was sent to a nice top end- high cost rehab that was known to house rich people and celebrities (my mom didn’t want to not go all out for my health). There were a lot of people there, 20-30 or so, and you would be placed in a sort of class, with people who were in a similar position as you, that were about 7 large, so you could really get to know who you were doing therapy with, from the beginning of my stay, there was this one blonde woman who really attracted my attention, and made it seem like she wanted to be my friend. Wherever I’d go, she’d go. Whenever I ate and smoked she’d do the same. She was 35 and American, she was there because of an alcohol problem, but I wouldn’t judge. She would keep telling me how a man really reaches his “prime” from 16-21 and a woman reaches hers at 32-40. She also loved makeing weird jokes and Inuendos about other patients and constantly asked me about my sex life, my ex, my fist time and wether I liked it, how many girls I’d been with aswell as what my favourite “type” was. I didn’t really think much of it as in the place that I was it was supposed to be annonamious and the therapists made sure to make us always know that we should be open with our past, so I was. By the end week or so (I was there 4) it was also her last week, and every evening we had a “movie-time” which was just 2 hours of Netflix and/or reading a book. I hadn’t really paid attention and tbh it came about really slowly but she would always sit next to me, and every evenin she would get closer and closer to me, and some evening she would be tired and fall asleep on my lap, and I’d massage her head when she did. It was nearing the end of mine and her time there so we talked, and she said she’d invite me to her house in London, as she made a great friend and that I could come over anytime I wanted, she said she’d make me a nice dinner and we’d whatch a movie or something, and we exchanged phone numbers...
This isn’t the end of the story, no where near 😂 but like I said I’m a huge fan and this took me a bloody long time to write, I’d love to share the rest of it with you dude, just hmu, it’s a good “legal” crime 😂, if not keep doing what your doing.
I’m moving to texas
Xx_Isaacbeast_xX I’m coming with you
Im in Texas :/ wish this shit was more common but nah.. gotta bullshit my years in school smh
😂😂
random not random I feel you man
Welcome to Texas. Drive friendly: the Texas way!
This is not a crime rewind 2018
Was studying for finals but Birdman uploaded
FACTS!!!
same
First time this shit be true for me.
Same
2 semesters happen twice in a Highschool year, one ending in December and in June
You should look up age of consent laws. Here in Texas it's 17. So you're first lady was well in her rights. However if it was her student that would be a breach of ethics from the school board but the police wouldn't be involved.
Hey I'm actually fine with the Hundreds of "let me catch my son" memes people just need to stop with the "nobody" memes they are corny and dead
I agree
Nobody:
Not a single body:
This guy:
Nobody:
Mr. Drip: sToP WiTh ThE nObOdY mEmEs
Let me catch my son making this Hall of Fame.
Let me catch my dad making it on the Hall of Fame.
You'd just salute him
11212345678090v 0oi 8 te deal ee's RSS ef race rsr rdd r red ere
Let the police catch you with a little boy
Most important Hall Of Fame in the history of existence
It should be in the hall of fame hall of fame
let me catch my son ranking their teachers
And give him a medal, cause he is legend.....dary
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Let me catch my son not telling his teacher about me while "committing a crime."
they should get a medal for making these boys extra cool, giving them the time of their life, something they will remember and brag about till the end of life
If you have a son and you don't send them to school in Texas you are doing it wrong
John Dennis yeah but we won it legally in the Mexican American war. So it is ours now
Well I'm from Texas and a male teacher got fired for being sexual with a female student so....nobodies safe I guess 😂
John Dennis perhaps, but that was back in a time were there weren’t any laws and Texas didn’t have a sovereign government. Today Texas has a sovereign government and laws making it illegal to cross the border without documentation. Therefore you cannot relate the two as being entirely similar. Today’s Mexicans and Central Americans that are coming into Texas and the southern USA are invaders, they are a threat to the sovereignty of the USA.
I live in Texas and we have this one latina teacher and everybody looks at her ass and she knows it cause one day she was playing like she was tryna erase something from the white board amd she started jumping and I shouted 😂 damn them jiggle physics tho I got a whole week of detention 😐 and she stares awkwardly at me now
this is the hall of fame for the students, honestly. not the teachers lol
Exactly 😂
chief i beleive this is not a crime.
SuperMoney450 let me catch my son in the comment section talking about grammer.
Echo Vro oof he got you there
this is it chief
De_stroyed
Echo Vro bro you look like you took your first puff of weed you homeschooled fuckboy
7:49 “Legendary Duo” lmfao
Brooooo fowlkes was my science teacher💀
Nothing at all happened, just naked pics I think
Damn boi.
Let me catch my son not having post notifications on
Free rainbow skittle boi
Let me catch my son being 6ix9ine.
I don't think you will be able to keep track while in jail
xXPU55YD3STR0Y3R69420360Xx lots
How loose is your ass
I'm Tired Of these teachers not giving me some!!
I don’t know either guess I need to switch my school tomorrow probably to Houston or Austin I live in Dallas
It'd be better to stay cause you know the moment you leave some other guy is gonna get lucky and you'll be like"damn it, I was in her class too"
Now imagine all they people who never got caught they the real MVP’s hall of famers
Ay i just realized one of those women shown at 0:19 was my spanish teacher back in highschool.....good times
I pray to god this happens to me one day
At least you kept it honest.
on god 🙏
You might want to open your self up to more deities, better odds that way
kahlin weatherford this shit cracked me up I won’t lie 😂
😋
Video Starts At 0:00
Official SARP thank you i really needed to know that
Noooo
Jordy Plays your welcome 👍
thank you Kanye! very cool ;)
When does it end
It’s not rape if there blind and deaf🤔
Yeah what are they gonna do say no 🤔
how is you feeling vro?
dat1boi_ feeling like the Four i feel fantastic
x iCraniikzZ which one would you be tho
mr fantastic cuz my money like elastic
Would’ve loved that to happen to me when I was in school. I would definitely kept my mouth shut
O-H
Cringe
REVIVING REAL NEWS I-O
9:46 "It seems that the justice system has respected it as well" hahaha this guyyyyy
Let me catch my son disliking birdman's videos
Dont forget fellas that the yards per/D statistical measurement doesnt take into account erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation in the final analysis. However, the number of trials in the study must also be considered to determine the ranking of the subject.
I agree. (lowkey doesnt know wtf u even meant but Birdman sorta talked bout it so it dont matter)
Bryckeh I concur. We must also factor in which fellatio/hands/breasts are exclusively involved in these trials. The statistics vary amongst constituents on the the yard per D in that regard. More studies are needed for further analysis.
@@courier8365 SAME
@S T Ξ Λ L T H Yards per D
GF just told me nobody is home but birdman uploaded!
I dont know if i should be proud or not...
I mean, if I was 13 and I had that teacher there's no way in hell I'd turn that down lol, at 12 I'd probably still go for it .
Jermu they got laid tho
@@jerejokinen3199 yeah
@@jerejokinen3199 still beat tho
Jermu agreed, my dick was hella small before puberty and the lil pecker grew up so fast once I hit puberty
That moment when u realize that underage students get more than you 😂
Were the teachers at am i missing sumethin all i get is eugines tf
Mc juggie squad where*
I think I had an aneurysm while trying to read this.
I sounded like a moron and i got 90 likes wtf...
Where are all the teachers at? Am I missing something all I get is euguines the fuck! Is that what you meant
Never waste diamonds on a hoe 😞
That's a good one
Yeh bro you gotta stick w the stone for crafting hoes I mean I'm only gonna use for a garden not to mine or slay creepers u feel me?
Waste em in a diamond armor
Damn the teacher on the left in the thumbnail could get it
Big facts
facts
Trey Smith left or right
User left
I’m just here for the guy who posts “Lucky students! Where were teachers like her when I was young?!?” and we later find out he was homeschooled. Perv. Lol.
I love how your guage of time is which Call of Duty was out at the time.
Ahhh man This brings me back.
All these dudes Got blessed.
Birdman not having constant uploads is the real crime 😲
I have a few teachers I want to become criminals
Murder them
Weirdo
Lemme catch my daughter smiling at a mugshot
I'm thirteen and I would let any of these teachers "commit a crime with me"
That's what I thought when i was 13 as well. I still do in fact. You make me feel like a boomer because I'm turning 18 in two days.
Bro take your time... losing your virginity doesn’t make you any more manly... wait for the right one
So I'm the only 21 year old virgin here.
Hmm..
The only teacher I would fuck from my school is the english teacher, the rest are ugly as fuck
@Jacob Hafar no I'm pretty sure a lot of people actually would fuck their teacher if they had the opportunity lol
“Participation trophies” birdmans comedy has no limits that’s why I live ya no homo
He should make a video titled “Let me catch my son making tik tok videos”
I aint going to lie the stephanie peterson story gets me pissed bro, that kid got got because his mom got a bit angry at him for his grades and his ass just admits evrything smh young man didnt deserve that such a fine female specimen
She deserves to go to jail
He should have gone to his dad
Orphan Army are you a spastic?
kamill go fuck ur self
User 😂😂👌
This is a top 3 birdman video for me
Why do none of my teachers look like this? These kids got it, lucky man, I swear
Lemme catch my son making a crime
Lemme catch my son taking a ps3 avatar and using it as a profile pic
NorjbCx lemme catch my son sayin “lemme catch my son”
Omega Editz lemme catch my son saying lemme catch my son saying lemme catch me son
NorjbCx dammm good ps3 memories 🤣
Thommie525 lemme catch my son catching his son who caught his daughter saying lemme catch my son
Epic made that birdman skin with the calculator
Greetings fellow oxygen consumers
I breath life and swim in air😋
I consume meat, glorious, delicious meat. I don't consume oxygen, and I'm offended that you assumed I did.
No one eats oxygen
That was wrong...but I'm so proud of you son lol
Bro, do you have a writer or something? Cause I shouldn't be laughing this hard at 3am when my girlfriends trying to sleep 🤣🤣🤣
Lemme catch my son getting in the crime hall of fame.
Who else clicked fast af
oof
Who else doesn't care how fast you clicked?
Why is you profile pic scrubby eating a banana
Not me, I was 53 minutes late.
No teenager lad never ever felt forced or assaulted with their female recruit teacher , its science.
incognito not sure if no one finds out
Actual pedos wtff
@@incognitonotsure909 i can't speak on a women's behalf but on a mans behalf everyone i talk about this with at school agrees if there was a hot ass teacher everyone would want to bang them if they were down it isn't weird its nature
Dude you never fail to make me laugh😂😂🤣🤣🤣
A silent salute for our fallen comrades.
What is this a bird man video with an ad never thought I would see the day
If one of my “favorite teachers” made a crime in me, I would never report it
Let me catch birdman catching eugene catching me catching my son.
Damn where can i get a teacher like this lmao 💀
All these teachers getting it with students just make me mad i didnt take a shot with my super hot english teacher back in the day. I remember thinking it was a delusional fantasy. But what if i just missed out on some hall of fame walls
The crime hall of fame had a rape section but we had to cut it because of.......legal reasons *clears throat*
"Imagine the yard per D." 😂😂😂
you know Mrs. #5 is not bad bro, she can teach my biology any day
in my opinion being younger and pulling teachers like this isnt rare anymore. kids grow alot faster now (physically) and are still very naive. especially when there getting taught by females in there mid 20's who are still good looking and are very active. im not complaining though im in 10th grade and most of my friends started having little relationships with teachers in 8th grade or 9th when they are hitting puberty and hormones are through the roof. being 6ft+ in 8th grade isnt so useless anymore coming from experience lmao
Can you say "double-standard" boys and girls. I knew you could.
Was at the hospital with my wife giving birth and Birdman uploaded
If this is true I rate u and at the same time very dissapointed
Why don’t any of them have social media 😤😫
Not my girl Haeli
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Pornhub is down,
Birdman will do
😂
"The severity of the actions"
LMFAO!!!
The kid got her pregnant 😂
Bust a nut inbetween those walls.