This is Not a Crime HALL OF FAME

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024

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  • @frootube5662
    @frootube5662 5 лет назад +1813

    Imagine if the genders were swapped we be havin life sentences

    • @kio9906
      @kio9906 4 года назад +42

      @Nick Burns no one says pedos are cool its just like if you saw your. Son marrying a perfect 10.
      Like all you can say is damnn I wish that was me

    • @andpeggy5383
      @andpeggy5383 4 года назад +72

      Exactly like the horny incels are glorifying pedophilia.. This is why male victims always go unnoticed 🙄

    • @Koda716
      @Koda716 4 года назад +54

      @@andpeggy5383 I wish I was a male victim

    • @andpeggy5383
      @andpeggy5383 4 года назад +36

      morty And you're absolutely disgusting for that.

    • @rxpid4231
      @rxpid4231 4 года назад +6

      Ong

  • @jeffery6416
    @jeffery6416 5 лет назад +2346

    Let me catch my son say Santa is gender neutral

    • @mental_case
      @mental_case 5 лет назад +12

      I was wondering if he'd cover that

    • @ic3_115
      @ic3_115 5 лет назад +24

      Optimus?

    • @nickgreen9080
      @nickgreen9080 5 лет назад +20

      Mental Case we got baby Birdman aka Optimus covering it

    • @mental_case
      @mental_case 5 лет назад +1

      Ahhh. Alright

    • @cornelus1595
      @cornelus1595 5 лет назад +1

      @@ic3_115 I know he did it but I would like it more if birdman make it

  • @botlarry4437
    @botlarry4437 4 года назад +363

    I love how Birdman uses COD games to gauge how long ago something happened. "It was a long time ago, back in Black ops 3"

    • @tori9365
      @tori9365 4 года назад +5

      😆😂😂

    • @michaelregis1015
      @michaelregis1015 4 года назад +41

      Real men measure time through COD games.

    • @botlarry4437
      @botlarry4437 4 года назад +26

      @@michaelregis1015 Birdman is the realest Call of Duty athlete.

    • @damonsalvatore3222
      @damonsalvatore3222 3 года назад +7

      I reference life events in basically the same way lol

  • @ShweddyBawlz
    @ShweddyBawlz 4 года назад +805

    So hard to imagine any adult being attracted to kids like that, but these kids spitting some serious game lol

    • @ProfiresKnight
      @ProfiresKnight 4 года назад +43

      @Precision penaltyshot The kids suffer too. They might enjoy it for the moment but it severely fucks with them mentally as they go on.

    • @papaicebreakerii8180
      @papaicebreakerii8180 4 года назад +6

      Some Guy Wait I didn’t know that it was snitching reporting sexual abuse. Like is it snitching if the genders were reversed?

    • @papaicebreakerii8180
      @papaicebreakerii8180 4 года назад +4

      Some Guy How is it different though

    • @ProfiresKnight
      @ProfiresKnight 4 года назад +17

      @Some Guy Yeah no the female teacher manipulated the boy too. You're pulling a double standard due to an extreme lack of understanding on the subject.

    • @papaicebreakerii8180
      @papaicebreakerii8180 4 года назад +4

      Some Guy Ya know that either way children can’t consent. Either can be manipulated too so it is the exact same

  • @disposable_hero1725
    @disposable_hero1725 5 лет назад +1220

    Where were all these horned up teachers when I went to school 🤔

    • @adahlols
      @adahlols 5 лет назад +68

      Cuz people were normal

    • @demonsdoperoc3631
      @demonsdoperoc3631 5 лет назад +50

      Cuz this ain’t Texas lol

    • @qjtvaddict
      @qjtvaddict 5 лет назад +18

      This is why these teachers get a slap on the wrist

    • @itsascendingfr
      @itsascendingfr 4 года назад +11

      @@demonsdoperoc3631 when you live in texas and you were a year late on getting in wall action with the teacher and giving that precise aim...

    • @ShazadAli-xy4ib
      @ShazadAli-xy4ib 4 года назад +15

      I'm in England. I never saw this shit

  • @johnwilliams2183
    @johnwilliams2183 5 лет назад +4052

    Teachers be playing with them balls like it’s fifa

  • @Unshingschlang
    @Unshingschlang 5 лет назад +1903

    But if the teachers were males(lets say around their 20s) you already know they would probably be getting 20+ years in prison even if the female students were 16/17 years old and consented

    • @denzelhorton3280
      @denzelhorton3280 5 лет назад +140

      Slap Nutz probably because men are generally physically stronger and hence, when it comes to situations like these, more dangerous. A young, teenage boy can easily stop a female from touching them. Young teenage girls can't do that with a 200 pound, 5'8-6'5 man.
      Still fucked up though

    • @mywow8975
      @mywow8975 5 лет назад +273

      Denzel Horton but but but but men and women are equal. Mehswkoahdneksvd reeeeeeereeeee

    • @denzelhorton3280
      @denzelhorton3280 5 лет назад +40

      My Wow ReeRrreEeeEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Unshingschlang
      @Unshingschlang 5 лет назад +158

      Denzel Horton I understand that males are naturally physically stronger than women, and even short 5,5 dudes could easily overpower any average female, but I’m talking about cases where the female student and the male teacher both consent

    • @denzelhorton3280
      @denzelhorton3280 5 лет назад +1

      Slap Nutz fair point the

  • @Endingevil
    @Endingevil 5 лет назад +1606

    Hold up though all my female teachers out here looking like jimmy neutrons teacher this ain’t fair

  • @hando73
    @hando73 4 года назад +202

    “Yards per D” I’m dying here 😂🤣

  • @Little_Pappa
    @Little_Pappa 5 лет назад +826

    New idea for 'this is not a crime'. A streamer was caught defending himself against his wife who abused him for 5 years (both physically and verbally ON STREAM) and he went to jail despite police finding no bruises, scratches, marks etc. On his wife. She also falsely claimed to be pregnant to bring more attentention and play the victim. Also the police knew about the five years of abuse the man had dealt with and the woman is off the hook. Like so Birdman can see
    Edit: streamer name is MyDeadMoth

    • @jasontheranga9769
      @jasontheranga9769 5 лет назад +27

      are you serious? Granted, she was abusing him also, but he literally beat her ass on stream. This is ridiculous.

    • @Little_Pappa
      @Little_Pappa 5 лет назад +80

      @@jasontheranga9769 a 5 year abuser deserves a simple push or slap. Well it deserves a whole lot more but he just lightly pushed/slapped her

    • @jasontheranga9769
      @jasontheranga9769 5 лет назад +16

      @@Little_Pappa no, a five year abuser deserves prosecution in a courtroom. And have you seen the footage? "lightly pushed/slapped her" we didn't actually see anything visually, but she was screaming at the top of her lungs. Granted, she was acting like a drama queen throughout the whole ordeal (NOT AN EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE) but at the very least it wasn't a simple "light push or slap". There were audible thuds from punches (and right in front of their crying toddler as well!!!). Even if it was just a light push or slap it was unwarranted. You cant possibly call it self defence, she was throwing cardboard boxes at him for fucks's sake.

    • @Little_Pappa
      @Little_Pappa 5 лет назад +73

      @@jasontheranga9769 was throwing stuff, hitting his property, and hitting him, on top of the past 5 years of abuse on stream. . . did you watch the video? Or do any research on this topic at all? If he really hit her with any amount of force she would have a mark somewhere on her! But she didn't. She also cried for like 5 seconds then keeps trying to challenge him in front of her kids. "5 years of abuse doesn't deserve a push or slap". When a girl slaps her 5 year abusive husband I'd love to hear you say that.

    • @jasontheranga9769
      @jasontheranga9769 5 лет назад +3

      @@Little_Pappa so i guess abuse is OK then if it doesn't leave a mark??? I'm not saying that she didn't abuse him, but what he did was disgusting.

  • @Spsz6000
    @Spsz6000 5 лет назад +682

    Watched every single one as they came out 😤😤

  • @coolinr9302
    @coolinr9302 5 лет назад +739

    I was about to watch birdman but birdman uploaded

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 5 лет назад +7

      That was actually good

    • @imprxvised8219
      @imprxvised8219 5 лет назад +6

      First time I've seen a comment like this

    • @DustyOutl4w
      @DustyOutl4w 5 лет назад +1

      😂

    • @BeeyothGaming
      @BeeyothGaming 5 лет назад +2

      I was about the watch birdman watching birdman but bird man uploaded

    • @DWKA_
      @DWKA_ 5 лет назад

      ALT ACCOUNT I was about to watch birds but birdman uploaded

  • @canadianpickle1617
    @canadianpickle1617 5 лет назад +247

    The texas teacher that got pregnant reminds me of the movie "thats my boy"

    • @RapFan54
      @RapFan54 5 лет назад +2

      CanadianPickle great movie

    • @ssladky26
      @ssladky26 5 лет назад

      I thought the same exact thing lol

    • @npc1172
      @npc1172 5 лет назад +6

      "That kid makes me feel like theres a rainbow in my beaver."

    • @kahlinweatherford1732
      @kahlinweatherford1732 5 лет назад +2

      And we all thought the kid was a legend

    • @Shams-fe6lq
      @Shams-fe6lq 5 лет назад +4

      Yessss we need more movies like this one, just for our dreams to come true on screen XD

  • @ivan_says_hi
    @ivan_says_hi 5 лет назад +498

    K but imagine if a 35 year old male teacher got his 13 year old female student pregnant. I just don't see how he would get of on only 10 years... This whole video just proves that there is no justice for men.

    • @burmessafox3939
      @burmessafox3939 5 лет назад +51

      That's because there's men that would congratulate boys who have sex with a teacher.

    • @iandms1160
      @iandms1160 5 лет назад +40

      @ivan That is the point of it, all these woman do whatever the heck they want and commit statutory rape. Get a slap on the wrist. Reverse the ages but keep everything else identical, boom life in prison.

    • @Rob526
      @Rob526 5 лет назад +25

      @@burmessafox3939 changes literally nothing you moron

    • @xs1358
      @xs1358 5 лет назад +15

      @Wow. if she bad and the little man consents hell yeah

    • @Diego-id7jn
      @Diego-id7jn 5 лет назад +24

      xSilas Lmao but sure I’d smash but that’s not the point. The point is these women living on Minecraft peaceful mode.

  • @billboebagginns953
    @billboebagginns953 5 лет назад +200

    I don’t see the problem with the first one, after all, all she was trying to do was teach that kid some biology

  • @adhavanramkumar5848
    @adhavanramkumar5848 5 лет назад +647

    Bruh make a Eugene hall of fame

  • @nicholasagahi370
    @nicholasagahi370 5 лет назад +756

    Lemme catch my son getting in those walls
    I’d be proud

    • @imprxvised8219
      @imprxvised8219 5 лет назад +41

      You gotta be fucked up to not be proud of that as I father. I agree 100% I would be proud as fuck

    • @kahlinweatherford1732
      @kahlinweatherford1732 5 лет назад +46

      We all would, and a little bit jealous

    • @idc.magna.7169
      @idc.magna.7169 5 лет назад

      👏👏

    • @KodexKat
      @KodexKat 5 лет назад +9

      Dont catch him in the act tho

    • @FluffyBunny9002
      @FluffyBunny9002 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah? How about your daughter with the male teachers?

  • @crisez-gx9jz
    @crisez-gx9jz 5 лет назад +142

    I cant be the only one that has no hot teachers at their school

    • @martintooswoovy573
      @martintooswoovy573 5 лет назад +20

      Cristobal lmao we got fineee teachers down in Texas and I be chillin with one after school

    • @tophat8540
      @tophat8540 5 лет назад +3

      OO W ikr

    • @444tuneski
      @444tuneski 5 лет назад

      same vro

    • @jagmasters2992
      @jagmasters2992 5 лет назад +12

      OO W okayyyy you better clap em cheeks

    • @EYEGAIN
      @EYEGAIN 5 лет назад

      OO W w

  • @mysaac1244
    @mysaac1244 5 лет назад +485

    Let me catch my son not going in those walls.

  • @pornhubhatesme
    @pornhubhatesme 4 года назад +93

    Boys im headin south since that seems to be where all the best broads are....

    • @atlaswilliams9639
      @atlaswilliams9639 4 года назад +4

      I would say come to Oklahoma where all the meth is but all the girls are methheads so keep going south buddy 😅

  • @KiLLaBushWooKiE
    @KiLLaBushWooKiE 5 лет назад +940

    A 2 for 1 special as a 16 yr old. That would be the biggest and proudest achievement you'll ever accomplish. 💯

    • @EYEGAIN
      @EYEGAIN 5 лет назад +23

      WookiesYaUncle on Moses

    • @poison2285
      @poison2285 5 лет назад +6

      Honestly 😂

    • @parklife27
      @parklife27 5 лет назад +13

      All star D-team

    • @frequencs8511
      @frequencs8511 5 лет назад +32

      Let me catch my son not taking that opportunity

    • @frequencs8511
      @frequencs8511 5 лет назад

      Oggy she just there for support

  • @PollosH3rm4nos
    @PollosH3rm4nos 5 лет назад +450

    I’ve never clicked off of porn so fast

  • @huh4801
    @huh4801 5 лет назад +561

    Let me catch my son busting them walls , and not inviting me to join

    • @jailtimejake2151
      @jailtimejake2151 5 лет назад +14

      420 Subs With No Videos join your son? You shouldn't have kids.

    • @Shadow-hu9ej
      @Shadow-hu9ej 5 лет назад +44

      @@jailtimejake2151 r/woooosh

    • @nathanty9823
      @nathanty9823 5 лет назад +23

      @@jailtimejake2151 r/wooooooosh

    • @omarionclark1900
      @omarionclark1900 5 лет назад +6

      You have recieved a party invitation from L1lnutbust3r.

    • @ThePaleoCon
      @ThePaleoCon 4 года назад +2

      U from Alabama or something?

  • @RaininPayne2
    @RaininPayne2 5 лет назад +87

    6:30 Stephanie was sentenced to 3 years yesterday. OOF

    • @matthedeen2190
      @matthedeen2190 4 года назад +26

      Her name isn't Stephanie..its Stuffitinme lol

    • @wenjingsaf
      @wenjingsaf 4 года назад

      @@matthedeen2190 😂😂😂u pc of shit

    • @-redacted-2214
      @-redacted-2214 3 года назад

      I wonder if she's out on good behavior by now?

  • @drakethegreat7610
    @drakethegreat7610 4 года назад +35

    Females living on recruit difficulty

  • @snipermonky16gaming98
    @snipermonky16gaming98 5 лет назад +450

    I was tryna break 6ix9ine out of jail but Birdman uploaded

  • @hennysmith
    @hennysmith 5 лет назад +493

    No homo but i love you man

    • @Zeno-js4fj
      @Zeno-js4fj 5 лет назад +6

      Stoned JR I’d suck Birdman off(no homo).

    • @cenajohn2140
      @cenajohn2140 5 лет назад +14

      I'd kiss birdman in the mouth boi but no homo tho

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 5 лет назад +1

      That’s homosexual

    • @PersimmonHurmo
      @PersimmonHurmo 5 лет назад

      @@GYLegends fuck you gayboy

    • @hennysmith
      @hennysmith 5 лет назад +2

      I said no homo tho

  • @j4xob812
    @j4xob812 5 лет назад +218

    Choose your difficulty ?
    --> Spectator mode
    Recruit
    Normal
    Hardened
    Veteran

    • @captainjack9341
      @captainjack9341 5 лет назад +35

      You know we all have to start off on that veteran mode

    • @clipcentral03
      @clipcentral03 5 лет назад +3

      Skip Bayless straight white male

    • @shredgordon3240
      @shredgordon3240 5 лет назад +3

      Where my cod 2 veteran player ogs at

    • @tomasramirez2914
      @tomasramirez2914 5 лет назад +1

      I want to choose God mode but I ended up in Realistic mode

    • @ousider6539
      @ousider6539 5 лет назад

      *Spectator mode*

  • @danolix
    @danolix 5 лет назад +100

    Jokes on you, i study online...

  • @Theoreticallyyou1234
    @Theoreticallyyou1234 5 лет назад +4

    Hey Birdman, HUUUGE fan of your vids, been whatching since I was 16. I was always really into your “this is not a crime” series.. and I wanted to share my story.
    So by mid 2018 I had fallen on hard times, I had just turned 17 but not going to go into big depth but I lost my girlfriend, failed a couple of classes (I’m in the uk) and was told I have to resit my first year of A-levels, I didn’t know at the time but oh boy was there a silver lining. I had always been good at sport, I went to the gym most days a week (still do) and am really sociable, hanging out with nice people and spending time in the pub. I also love video games, and am and had been an avid gamer. So to make a long story short, I got involved with the wrong crowd, and went to rehab. For the most part my family is relatively well off so I was sent to a nice top end- high cost rehab that was known to house rich people and celebrities (my mom didn’t want to not go all out for my health). There were a lot of people there, 20-30 or so, and you would be placed in a sort of class, with people who were in a similar position as you, that were about 7 large, so you could really get to know who you were doing therapy with, from the beginning of my stay, there was this one blonde woman who really attracted my attention, and made it seem like she wanted to be my friend. Wherever I’d go, she’d go. Whenever I ate and smoked she’d do the same. She was 35 and American, she was there because of an alcohol problem, but I wouldn’t judge. She would keep telling me how a man really reaches his “prime” from 16-21 and a woman reaches hers at 32-40. She also loved makeing weird jokes and Inuendos about other patients and constantly asked me about my sex life, my ex, my fist time and wether I liked it, how many girls I’d been with aswell as what my favourite “type” was. I didn’t really think much of it as in the place that I was it was supposed to be annonamious and the therapists made sure to make us always know that we should be open with our past, so I was. By the end week or so (I was there 4) it was also her last week, and every evening we had a “movie-time” which was just 2 hours of Netflix and/or reading a book. I hadn’t really paid attention and tbh it came about really slowly but she would always sit next to me, and every evenin she would get closer and closer to me, and some evening she would be tired and fall asleep on my lap, and I’d massage her head when she did. It was nearing the end of mine and her time there so we talked, and she said she’d invite me to her house in London, as she made a great friend and that I could come over anytime I wanted, she said she’d make me a nice dinner and we’d whatch a movie or something, and we exchanged phone numbers...
    This isn’t the end of the story, no where near 😂 but like I said I’m a huge fan and this took me a bloody long time to write, I’d love to share the rest of it with you dude, just hmu, it’s a good “legal” crime 😂, if not keep doing what your doing.

  • @xx_isaacbeast_xx1967
    @xx_isaacbeast_xx1967 5 лет назад +340

    I’m moving to texas

    • @Qlevr
      @Qlevr 5 лет назад +14

      Xx_Isaacbeast_xX I’m coming with you

    • @randomnotrandom9946
      @randomnotrandom9946 5 лет назад +16

      Im in Texas :/ wish this shit was more common but nah.. gotta bullshit my years in school smh

    • @lastbaratheon8043
      @lastbaratheon8043 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @chidile7567
      @chidile7567 5 лет назад +1

      random not random I feel you man

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад +4

      Welcome to Texas. Drive friendly: the Texas way!

  • @jon-47
    @jon-47 5 лет назад +117

    This is not a crime rewind 2018

  • @fabiososo
    @fabiososo 5 лет назад +285

    Was studying for finals but Birdman uploaded

  • @johnallen9439
    @johnallen9439 4 года назад +23

    You should look up age of consent laws. Here in Texas it's 17. So you're first lady was well in her rights. However if it was her student that would be a breach of ethics from the school board but the police wouldn't be involved.

  • @mrdrip8616
    @mrdrip8616 4 года назад +41

    Hey I'm actually fine with the Hundreds of "let me catch my son" memes people just need to stop with the "nobody" memes they are corny and dead

    • @tiyane9966
      @tiyane9966 4 года назад +3

      I agree

    • @matiissmc8987
      @matiissmc8987 4 года назад +2

      Nobody:
      Not a single body:
      This guy:

    • @FalconOfStorms
      @FalconOfStorms 3 года назад

      Nobody:
      Mr. Drip: sToP WiTh ThE nObOdY mEmEs

  • @xraider9091
    @xraider9091 5 лет назад +165

    Let me catch my son making this Hall of Fame.

    • @celestepoppy8938
      @celestepoppy8938 5 лет назад +6

      Let me catch my dad making it on the Hall of Fame.

    • @saybrowt
      @saybrowt 2 года назад +1

      You'd just salute him

    • @PapiSensei331
      @PapiSensei331 Год назад

      11212345678090v 0oi 8 te deal ee's RSS ef race rsr rdd r red ere

    • @Kilallfemales
      @Kilallfemales Месяц назад

      Let the police catch you with a little boy

  • @Thanos_01
    @Thanos_01 5 лет назад +121

    Most important Hall Of Fame in the history of existence

    • @mental_case
      @mental_case 5 лет назад +3

      It should be in the hall of fame hall of fame

  • @Harbz
    @Harbz 5 лет назад +249

    let me catch my son ranking their teachers

  • @DatlTAE
    @DatlTAE 5 лет назад +26

    Let me catch my son not telling his teacher about me while "committing a crime."

  • @masterGoghy
    @masterGoghy 4 года назад +3

    they should get a medal for making these boys extra cool, giving them the time of their life, something they will remember and brag about till the end of life

  • @Harbz
    @Harbz 5 лет назад +62

    If you have a son and you don't send them to school in Texas you are doing it wrong

    • @kingofthecosmos3253
      @kingofthecosmos3253 5 лет назад +3

      John Dennis yeah but we won it legally in the Mexican American war. So it is ours now

    • @lizzie17214
      @lizzie17214 5 лет назад +1

      Well I'm from Texas and a male teacher got fired for being sexual with a female student so....nobodies safe I guess 😂

    • @kingofthecosmos3253
      @kingofthecosmos3253 5 лет назад

      John Dennis perhaps, but that was back in a time were there weren’t any laws and Texas didn’t have a sovereign government. Today Texas has a sovereign government and laws making it illegal to cross the border without documentation. Therefore you cannot relate the two as being entirely similar. Today’s Mexicans and Central Americans that are coming into Texas and the southern USA are invaders, they are a threat to the sovereignty of the USA.

    • @weirdterminator6227
      @weirdterminator6227 5 лет назад +1

      I live in Texas and we have this one latina teacher and everybody looks at her ass and she knows it cause one day she was playing like she was tryna erase something from the white board amd she started jumping and I shouted 😂 damn them jiggle physics tho I got a whole week of detention 😐 and she stares awkwardly at me now

  • @gretz5792
    @gretz5792 5 лет назад +187

    this is the hall of fame for the students, honestly. not the teachers lol

  • @robertyuhsef7211
    @robertyuhsef7211 5 лет назад +176

    chief i beleive this is not a crime.

    • @robertyuhsef7211
      @robertyuhsef7211 5 лет назад +16

      SuperMoney450 let me catch my son in the comment section talking about grammer.

    • @OfficerFiveO
      @OfficerFiveO 5 лет назад +5

      Echo Vro oof he got you there

    • @thorodinson7467
      @thorodinson7467 5 лет назад +1

      this is it chief

    • @justawildduck58
      @justawildduck58 5 лет назад +3

      De_stroyed

    • @tigercub4303
      @tigercub4303 5 лет назад +4

      Echo Vro bro you look like you took your first puff of weed you homeschooled fuckboy

  • @vino2450
    @vino2450 5 лет назад +10

    7:49 “Legendary Duo” lmfao

  • @ThePunisher123pXxbox
    @ThePunisher123pXxbox 5 лет назад +31

    Brooooo fowlkes was my science teacher💀

  • @disabledhotpocket2114
    @disabledhotpocket2114 5 лет назад +240

    Let me catch my son not having post notifications on

  • @getmepaid2day653
    @getmepaid2day653 5 лет назад +21

    I'm Tired Of these teachers not giving me some!!

  • @MONETIZEDMINDSET9
    @MONETIZEDMINDSET9 5 лет назад +40

    I don’t know either guess I need to switch my school tomorrow probably to Houston or Austin I live in Dallas

    • @kahlinweatherford1732
      @kahlinweatherford1732 5 лет назад +6

      It'd be better to stay cause you know the moment you leave some other guy is gonna get lucky and you'll be like"damn it, I was in her class too"

  • @lagmistic1235
    @lagmistic1235 4 года назад +12

    Now imagine all they people who never got caught they the real MVP’s hall of famers

  • @theweekendwarrior3504
    @theweekendwarrior3504 5 лет назад +6

    Ay i just realized one of those women shown at 0:19 was my spanish teacher back in highschool.....good times

  • @crisez-gx9jz
    @crisez-gx9jz 5 лет назад +111

    I pray to god this happens to me one day

  • @OfficerFiveO
    @OfficerFiveO 5 лет назад +35

    Video Starts At 0:00

  • @peakfiction9371
    @peakfiction9371 5 лет назад +75

    It’s not rape if there blind and deaf🤔

    • @KalebisaVillain
      @KalebisaVillain 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah what are they gonna do say no 🤔

    • @444tuneski
      @444tuneski 5 лет назад +1

      how is you feeling vro?

    • @Bookofhumanity
      @Bookofhumanity 5 лет назад +1

      dat1boi_ feeling like the Four i feel fantastic

    • @toast2056
      @toast2056 5 лет назад +1

      x iCraniikzZ which one would you be tho

    • @__plankton__7206
      @__plankton__7206 5 лет назад +1

      mr fantastic cuz my money like elastic

  • @blackTea8
    @blackTea8 4 года назад +39

    Would’ve loved that to happen to me when I was in school. I would definitely kept my mouth shut

  • @bobsaintbobsaint4264
    @bobsaintbobsaint4264 5 лет назад +5

    9:46 "It seems that the justice system has respected it as well" hahaha this guyyyyy

  • @x_7166
    @x_7166 5 лет назад +54

    Let me catch my son disliking birdman's videos

  • @Dont_tell_me_to_relax
    @Dont_tell_me_to_relax 5 лет назад +43

    Dont forget fellas that the yards per/D statistical measurement doesnt take into account erectile dysfunction or premature ejaculation in the final analysis. However, the number of trials in the study must also be considered to determine the ranking of the subject.

    • @courier8365
      @courier8365 5 лет назад +1

      I agree. (lowkey doesnt know wtf u even meant but Birdman sorta talked bout it so it dont matter)

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 5 лет назад +6

      Bryckeh I concur. We must also factor in which fellatio/hands/breasts are exclusively involved in these trials. The statistics vary amongst constituents on the the yard per D in that regard. More studies are needed for further analysis.

    • @hadijawad5224
      @hadijawad5224 5 лет назад

      @@courier8365 SAME

    • @Sisteelin
      @Sisteelin 5 лет назад

      @S T Ξ Λ L T H Yards per D

  • @kaioowk.k2350
    @kaioowk.k2350 5 лет назад +39

    GF just told me nobody is home but birdman uploaded!

    • @mrvulture8981
      @mrvulture8981 5 лет назад +2

      I dont know if i should be proud or not...

  • @Jayzgrouse
    @Jayzgrouse 5 лет назад +23

    I mean, if I was 13 and I had that teacher there's no way in hell I'd turn that down lol, at 12 I'd probably still go for it .

    • @indigo3032
      @indigo3032 5 лет назад

      Jermu they got laid tho

    • @indigo3032
      @indigo3032 5 лет назад

      @@jerejokinen3199 yeah

    • @flakron2489
      @flakron2489 5 лет назад

      @@jerejokinen3199 still beat tho

    • @aaaaaaaa6685
      @aaaaaaaa6685 5 лет назад

      Jermu agreed, my dick was hella small before puberty and the lil pecker grew up so fast once I hit puberty

  • @BiasedGrunt
    @BiasedGrunt 5 лет назад +8

    That moment when u realize that underage students get more than you 😂

  • @mcjuggiesquad8974
    @mcjuggiesquad8974 5 лет назад +90

    Were the teachers at am i missing sumethin all i get is eugines tf

    • @badsniper7889
      @badsniper7889 5 лет назад +3

      Mc juggie squad where*

    • @dmoneyswagg64
      @dmoneyswagg64 5 лет назад +9

      I think I had an aneurysm while trying to read this.

    • @mcjuggiesquad8974
      @mcjuggiesquad8974 5 лет назад +1

      I sounded like a moron and i got 90 likes wtf...

    • @pyr0maniac59
      @pyr0maniac59 5 лет назад

      Where are all the teachers at? Am I missing something all I get is euguines the fuck! Is that what you meant

  • @onyx3363
    @onyx3363 5 лет назад +23

    Never waste diamonds on a hoe 😞

    • @andrewputnam2717
      @andrewputnam2717 5 лет назад +2

      That's a good one

    • @emxxnzz457
      @emxxnzz457 5 лет назад

      Yeh bro you gotta stick w the stone for crafting hoes I mean I'm only gonna use for a garden not to mine or slay creepers u feel me?

    • @mujtabahamdard8713
      @mujtabahamdard8713 5 лет назад

      Waste em in a diamond armor

  • @treysmith7582
    @treysmith7582 5 лет назад +41

    Damn the teacher on the left in the thumbnail could get it

  • @steveclark5206
    @steveclark5206 4 года назад +16

    I’m just here for the guy who posts “Lucky students! Where were teachers like her when I was young?!?” and we later find out he was homeschooled. Perv. Lol.

  • @ChevroletScams
    @ChevroletScams 4 года назад +7

    I love how your guage of time is which Call of Duty was out at the time.

  • @LittleLightIsaOnce
    @LittleLightIsaOnce 5 лет назад +21

    Ahhh man This brings me back.
    All these dudes Got blessed.

  • @stompingpeak2043
    @stompingpeak2043 5 лет назад +28

    Birdman not having constant uploads is the real crime 😲

  • @milkyloser5371
    @milkyloser5371 5 лет назад +45

    I have a few teachers I want to become criminals

  • @xx_weebkiller_xx5076
    @xx_weebkiller_xx5076 5 лет назад +8

    Lemme catch my daughter smiling at a mugshot

  • @marktoland2626
    @marktoland2626 4 года назад +10

    I'm thirteen and I would let any of these teachers "commit a crime with me"

    • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
      @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 4 года назад +2

      That's what I thought when i was 13 as well. I still do in fact. You make me feel like a boomer because I'm turning 18 in two days.

    • @BlastedOffRawPuerh88
      @BlastedOffRawPuerh88 4 года назад +5

      Bro take your time... losing your virginity doesn’t make you any more manly... wait for the right one

    • @Dk-ie4te
      @Dk-ie4te 4 года назад

      So I'm the only 21 year old virgin here.
      Hmm..

    • @DJ-rf9yq
      @DJ-rf9yq 4 года назад

      The only teacher I would fuck from my school is the english teacher, the rest are ugly as fuck

    • @jevislife5675
      @jevislife5675 3 года назад

      @Jacob Hafar no I'm pretty sure a lot of people actually would fuck their teacher if they had the opportunity lol

  • @JayTCU
    @JayTCU 5 лет назад +7

    “Participation trophies” birdmans comedy has no limits that’s why I live ya no homo

  • @alexalonzo4070
    @alexalonzo4070 5 лет назад +56

    He should make a video titled “Let me catch my son making tik tok videos”

  • @mark778
    @mark778 5 лет назад +26

    I aint going to lie the stephanie peterson story gets me pissed bro, that kid got got because his mom got a bit angry at him for his grades and his ass just admits evrything smh young man didnt deserve that such a fine female specimen

  • @sohrobganjbaksh9669
    @sohrobganjbaksh9669 5 лет назад +4

    This is a top 3 birdman video for me

  • @Mixedap1
    @Mixedap1 5 лет назад +5

    Why do none of my teachers look like this? These kids got it, lucky man, I swear

  • @mikey19-_-84
    @mikey19-_-84 5 лет назад +45

    Lemme catch my son making a crime

    • @PrisonMike_
      @PrisonMike_ 5 лет назад +11

      Lemme catch my son taking a ps3 avatar and using it as a profile pic

    • @void6091
      @void6091 5 лет назад +1

      NorjbCx lemme catch my son sayin “lemme catch my son”

    • @Luke-vu3ef
      @Luke-vu3ef 5 лет назад +1

      Omega Editz lemme catch my son saying lemme catch my son saying lemme catch me son

    • @IAG1
      @IAG1 5 лет назад

      NorjbCx dammm good ps3 memories 🤣

    • @void6091
      @void6091 5 лет назад

      Thommie525 lemme catch my son catching his son who caught his daughter saying lemme catch my son

  • @akdarkmagician
    @akdarkmagician 5 лет назад +8

    Epic made that birdman skin with the calculator

  • @dextral01
    @dextral01 5 лет назад +19

    Greetings fellow oxygen consumers

    • @kahlinweatherford1732
      @kahlinweatherford1732 5 лет назад +3

      I breath life and swim in air😋
      I consume meat, glorious, delicious meat. I don't consume oxygen, and I'm offended that you assumed I did.

    • @gabryelletyra4394
      @gabryelletyra4394 5 лет назад

      No one eats oxygen

  • @easyez6570
    @easyez6570 5 лет назад +5

    That was wrong...but I'm so proud of you son lol

  • @randomstuff_21
    @randomstuff_21 4 года назад +2

    Bro, do you have a writer or something? Cause I shouldn't be laughing this hard at 3am when my girlfriends trying to sleep 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sammelek458
    @sammelek458 5 лет назад +16

    Lemme catch my son getting in the crime hall of fame.

  • @bobthepurpledinosaur3871
    @bobthepurpledinosaur3871 5 лет назад +134

    Who else clicked fast af

    • @MorningStarIDEK
      @MorningStarIDEK 5 лет назад

      oof

    • @bruno.6610
      @bruno.6610 5 лет назад

      Who else doesn't care how fast you clicked?

    • @gvontz1163
      @gvontz1163 5 лет назад +1

      Why is you profile pic scrubby eating a banana

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 5 лет назад +2

      Not me, I was 53 minutes late.

  • @KiLLaBushWooKiE
    @KiLLaBushWooKiE 5 лет назад +19

    No teenager lad never ever felt forced or assaulted with their female recruit teacher , its science.

    • @ThemomSlapper
      @ThemomSlapper 4 года назад

      incognito not sure if no one finds out

    • @incognitonotsure909
      @incognitonotsure909 4 года назад +1

      Actual pedos wtff

    • @alexandertony2475
      @alexandertony2475 4 года назад +1

      @@incognitonotsure909 i can't speak on a women's behalf but on a mans behalf everyone i talk about this with at school agrees if there was a hot ass teacher everyone would want to bang them if they were down it isn't weird its nature

  • @kaayjaay2
    @kaayjaay2 5 лет назад +8

    Dude you never fail to make me laugh😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @melaniedean4319
    @melaniedean4319 4 года назад +1

    A silent salute for our fallen comrades.

  • @andrewattaalla2136
    @andrewattaalla2136 5 лет назад +4

    What is this a bird man video with an ad never thought I would see the day

  • @chuspa1403
    @chuspa1403 5 лет назад +6

    If one of my “favorite teachers” made a crime in me, I would never report it

  • @MaybeElliot
    @MaybeElliot 5 лет назад +30

    Let me catch birdman catching eugene catching me catching my son.

  • @kirbyirving9996
    @kirbyirving9996 5 лет назад +7

    Damn where can i get a teacher like this lmao 💀

  • @dash4800
    @dash4800 4 года назад +1

    All these teachers getting it with students just make me mad i didnt take a shot with my super hot english teacher back in the day. I remember thinking it was a delusional fantasy. But what if i just missed out on some hall of fame walls

  • @WhyTho-xq9qc
    @WhyTho-xq9qc 5 лет назад +10

    The crime hall of fame had a rape section but we had to cut it because of.......legal reasons *clears throat*

  • @tellmesomething2412
    @tellmesomething2412 5 лет назад +11

    "Imagine the yard per D." 😂😂😂

  • @Flamester7TV
    @Flamester7TV 5 лет назад +10

    you know Mrs. #5 is not bad bro, she can teach my biology any day

  • @33Thrty
    @33Thrty 4 года назад +1

    in my opinion being younger and pulling teachers like this isnt rare anymore. kids grow alot faster now (physically) and are still very naive. especially when there getting taught by females in there mid 20's who are still good looking and are very active. im not complaining though im in 10th grade and most of my friends started having little relationships with teachers in 8th grade or 9th when they are hitting puberty and hormones are through the roof. being 6ft+ in 8th grade isnt so useless anymore coming from experience lmao

  • @no-bozos
    @no-bozos 4 года назад +20

    Can you say "double-standard" boys and girls. I knew you could.

  • @aarodahl3946
    @aarodahl3946 5 лет назад +21

    Was at the hospital with my wife giving birth and Birdman uploaded

    • @abyss7378
      @abyss7378 3 года назад +1

      If this is true I rate u and at the same time very dissapointed

  • @MeDeChamp
    @MeDeChamp 5 лет назад +8

    Why don’t any of them have social media 😤😫

  • @ablacklab4490
    @ablacklab4490 5 лет назад +5

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Pornhub is down,
    Birdman will do

  • @FattyMcButterPants6
    @FattyMcButterPants6 5 лет назад +4

    "The severity of the actions"
    LMFAO!!!

  • @jacksonpayne3477
    @jacksonpayne3477 4 года назад +7

    The kid got her pregnant 😂