yet it was stolen from the simpsons " lisa gets humiliated in class...class laughs, ha ha ha, teacher corrects, en franciais. they all laugh like the jaqueshammer.
Fun fact: That is also acknowledged in the Scrooge McDuck Universe. Being able to swim in money as if it was a liquid is basically a "Superpower of the superrich"
My Aunt was present when Dr. Seuss got his honorary degree. Apparently the entire auditorium started reciting “Green Eggs and Ham” as he walked across the stage.
@@Wiiguy1606 dude just have some fucking laughs for once and don’t analyze everything that you read. Learn context clues cause obviously your bad at picking up on subjects. Being pretentious isn’t cool, I bet no one hangs out with you irl lmao
"Hon hon hon" was Maurice Chevalier's laugh. Despite his inability to speak proper english, he went a couple of times to the States. The "Living in the sunlight" song, that's him. Pepe le pew is based on him. He died in 1972 and amost 50 years later, Americans still picture French as Maurice Chevalier
0:05 OMG, 😂😂😂. That Lindsay Lohan Book Either Smelled Like A Pair Of Running Shoes After She Just Took Them Off Or A Sweaty Body. Either way, Stewie's Reactions Was Hilarious 🤣
The first time I used model cement... I nearly got high off it because mine was a liquid and I had to uncap and brush it on yo use it.. oh man. That stuff was STRONG
The Jacques- hammer bit is up there with the walkie-talkie "over" skit as one of Family Guy's best jokes that don't rely on vulgarity.
yet it was stolen from the simpsons " lisa gets humiliated in class...class laughs, ha ha ha, teacher corrects, en franciais. they all laugh like the jaqueshammer.
@@loucious73 Next you'll say the spy's laugh from TF2 is stolen from the Simpsons. Matt Groening didn't invent France.
I like vulgarity
@@loucious73 The simpsons didn’t invent ripping on the french in english. The english were doing that before america was colonized.
Ah-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh
3:34 - AHHHHHHHH! IT'S NOT A LIQUID! IT'S A GREAT MANY PIECES OF SOLID METAL THAT FORM A HARD FLOOR-LIKE SURFACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Fun fact: That is also acknowledged in the Scrooge McDuck Universe. Being able to swim in money as if it was a liquid is basically a "Superpower of the superrich"
*matter, not metal
Until you try to walk on it.
😂😂😂
@@CarmsCelestia I like the retcon that Scrooge just spent years tuning his muscles so that he can do that
My Aunt was present when Dr. Seuss got his honorary degree. Apparently the entire auditorium started reciting “Green Eggs and Ham” as he walked across the stage.
chad move
That Dr. Seuss clip was pretty jaw dropping. I mean its the rhyming that puts butts in the seats. Smh
THE NEW STUFF DOESNT RHYME
@@Wiiguy1606 that’s the joke
@@Wiiguy1606 bro you have no fucking imagination
@@Wiiguy1606 I do, just not for ignorant people
@@Wiiguy1606 dude just have some fucking laughs for once and don’t analyze everything that you read. Learn context clues cause obviously your bad at picking up on subjects. Being pretentious isn’t cool, I bet no one hangs out with you irl lmao
Jaquehammer will always be a fucking classic lmao
i saw it third time and im still fucking dying
Monsiuer, it’s not a Jackhammer, it’s a Jacquehammér
Legit made me crack a smile when I heard that one
Jack Hanma.
Jacques Hammeur
I appreciate how this guy never repeats clips. Every video is a new cutaway. Makes it better
“What day is this?!” Reminds me of the same joke they did when Peter was trying to lose weight 😂
“Hi, I’m Shelley Duvall! Very nice to meet you.”
“Big F*cking deal.” 😅😂😂😂
I actually have no clue who she is.
@@christianparrish6647 If you gave ever heard of or seen The Shining, she is from that film.
Peter doing the Scrooge McDuck dive actually hurts to watch.
That Jaquehammer Scene was actually hilarious
"Hon hon hon" was Maurice Chevalier's laugh. Despite his inability to speak proper english, he went a couple of times to the States. The "Living in the sunlight" song, that's him. Pepe le pew is based on him. He died in 1972 and amost 50 years later, Americans still picture French as Maurice Chevalier
@@Joest75 You mean they're not all like him? I don't believe it.
People sniff glue, but I put it on my hands, wait for it to dry, then peel it off. It's so satisfying...
I feel you on a whole other level
Finally another intellectual
Bruh your not alone
Yes, like shedding your skin, right?
@@jamespaul2587 Revolting to imagine, but yes.
3:35 science with Peter
Detective: Stabbed 17 in the chest
My brain: 28 STAB WOUNDS!!
DIDNT WANNA GIVE HIM A CHANCE? HUH?! (agressive bitch slapping)
@@ravenhauga1629 😂 im weak
@Miggy Asmr Audios you have snapchat?
@@ravenhauga1629 yes
@@ravenhauga1629 sent request
“And when the drugs stopped numbing the pain, the sex became even more violent.”
“It doesn’t rhyme. 😒”
“THE NEW STUFF DOESN’T RHYME!!!😡”
😂😂😂😂
5:00 of course you don’t. Why would they do it on a place where someone could see them?
Man i laughed so hard with the Carter Pewterschmidt working after being dead skit.
I was looking for the
Mister Pewterschindt! 😠
“And when the drugs stopped numbing the pain… the sex became even more violent.”
I love how nobody cares about that. But when the writer says it doesnt ryhme everybody is shocked😂
It doesn't ryhme.
@@cadefenster2453THE NEW STUFF DOESNT RHYME
I love that cut away.....what the hell is going on up there!?!?
I like the Jaques Hammer bit 😂
The French jackhammer got me!😂👌
6:04 BEHOLD PARIS'S GREATEST INVENTION!
I have literally done that "the murderer is the best known name in the credits" thing.
1:23 FSR... I really like how his Feet struggled cutely
That sloth joke gets me every time 😂
And Stewie's slow head tilt reaction.
5:55 my favourite
Bretonnia hamner.
Peter arguing with the giraffe in front of him at the ball game is hilarious🤣🤣
That Would NEVER Happen.
Also the giraffe is more buffed up than a super saiyan
@@Batroelyeah, it looks like he has pecs!
6:06, TF2 spy be like
True
“Oh here’s a pop-up book! Tommy Lee goes Boating.” -Stewie
I bet you don't even get the reference.
@@Gonken88 Explicit Tape.
Plot twist: that lady just wanted someone to touch her chest
😂😂😂😂😂😂
#metoo. Elon: Oh, C'mon !
*jack hammer sound play*
my brain: THE JACK HAMMER BE A SPY!!!!!
"What the hell is going on up there?"
I'm surprised there's anything left up there.
The model glue one was great XD Testors Plastic Cement is definitely the kind of stuff that can get you high as a kite by accident XD
Every little kid who was asked by there parent to ask an employee something : 4:12
But Monsieur, this is not a jackhammer this is a Jaque hammer.
Ohonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhonhon
Monsieur*
Yyyyeah.. . .....
The Jacques Hammeur killed me
The “Jacque” hammer almost killed me!!!😆🤣😂
I swear I don't gettit
6:01 ThisIs my favorite cut off In this video
6:01 Disney and Warner Bros
6 Snagglepuss
0 Disney's Aladdin
1 Looney Tunes: Elmer Fudd
the jaquehammer was the best one, and really cleve, ron, r
1:17
My favourite
Yeah. You’re even worse than the Cowardly Lion. Especially when he got that part time job as Lindsay Lohan’s gynecologist.
5:58 the most hilarious part of the whole show! 🤣🤣
The most replayed shows we are "men of culture"
Lot of Lindsay Lohan jokes. They're funny as hell
Ok I wasn't ready for the last one xD
well played Family Guy
0:10 Way to go Pam Anderson lol
But sir, this is not a jackhammer. It is a Jack, Hammer. **french laugh**
3:00 The New Stuff Doesn't Rhyme!
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cant we have a scene where We see Brian actually getting a grooming fix
0:03 “Scratch and Sniff, Lindsay Lohan Goes jogging” -Best Stewie quote 2023
THE NEW STUFF DOESN'T RHYME
I don't even want to imagine what things Peter did with that monkey on that island
The aids crisis was enough
1:57 he didn't even know them why did he do that 😭😭
1:57 Disney and Warner Bros
1 Flintstones
5 Disney's Cinderella
7 Looney Tunes: Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner
I guess Brian is at least part sheepdog with the non groomed look that he had in this episode.
The Jacque hammer really got me xD
0:05 OMG, 😂😂😂. That Lindsay Lohan Book Either Smelled Like A Pair Of Running Shoes After She Just Took Them Off Or A Sweaty Body. Either way, Stewie's Reactions Was Hilarious 🤣
3:45 this always got me 😂😂😂😂
A pop up book _"Tommy Lee goes boating"_ ...
Oh.. ... Oh NOO
And we all got that reference
Bro the jack hammer Joke made me laugh way too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:11 so being at Red Sox Game is the Greatest Baseball experience
1:23 Always Makes Me Lose It...🤣
Peter: What the hell is going on up there?!?
"Mr Pewterschmidt!" 😂
Nice of her to honer a dead men wishes
that joke at the end killed me xD
Play it, play it!
But he didn’t set it-
PLAY IT!!
3:34 Disney Ducks deconstruction.
Best toon clips you make family guy videos you always make cool videos
what
what
Que?
Nani?
The Jacque-hammer will forever be one of my favorite family guy bits… second only to the live studio ostrich
HA HA!
The giraffe is a very good representation of BoSox fans.
4:59 Family Guy hadn’t made me laugh this hard in years!
I'm surprised that Peter actually survived after breaking every bone in his body from the fall.
Play it!!!! Lmao
Alright I'm gonna check for diseases. There is just one thing I need you to do.
What’s that?
@@bonnie_jack5752 talk me out of it
@@artisticalex1206 NO NO NO
Funny how the monkey resembles Marjorie Taylor Greene …. 😂😂😂
The french jackhammer was the best.
LOL, Funny, I like the way he says *Scrooge McDuck"
I don't think we talk enough about the *Jaque Hammuer*
I remember getting accidentally high on glue during arts and crafts class... the headache was not fun...
Benedict Arnold.
If one wanted to know betrayed his country "For Love".
I dont know if this is him?
Pretty sure though!
0:24 why does he a bigfoot
5:46 Eleanor Stanton is the name of John Mulaney's mom 😂
May God bless you guys and your families with his hands and heal if you if your going through pain or anything I pray that for you guys!
The Jacque hammer 😂😂😂
Giraffe in the cutaway scene looks like Geoffrey the giraffe from toys r us LOL
The Jacque hammer is from that, Taken spoof.. All-time great!
Nice Family Guy Wizard of Oz bit
The first time I used model cement... I nearly got high off it because mine was a liquid and I had to uncap and brush it on yo use it.. oh man. That stuff was STRONG
1:17 there's just one thing i want you to do
The jacques hammer made me laugh so hard I coughed
There are some good jokes in here!
"Ok, I'm gonna check her for diseases,i just have one thing to ask!"
"What's that?"
"Talk me out of it!"
It’s like 7 in the morning laughing is deadly💀
This is great 😊
Tommy Lee goes boating 🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes a Jaquehammer
i want a Jacquehammer
1:24 me when one of the thousands of thoughts in my head is random
6:07 sounds like the intro to sweet leaf
1:00 I wonder what the real cutaway was
The Jaques hammer killed me
I wonder what the Cadillac Peter Griffin was doing when Peter Griffin was working for Wilkins Hyundai and Subaru (they've got Hyundais and Subarus).
That last one is amazing
What the hell is going on up there
Wha what's he's excepting us to cut to
1:17 does anyone else wonder what could of originally set that up
Family guy loves Lindsay Logan, it seems
Hi I'm Lindsay Lohan, and this is how a crab walks!