I had a roommate in college who would always have a girl in the dorm, so the scene where Quagmire is in the fridge is beyond relatable 🤣 Man would legit give me 20 cash to go out LOL
As a Russian I know we have crazy shit cartoons, but I wonder which one of them really made to the West to form that kind of opinion, because Family Guy is not the first who made fun of it.
@@beno22iscool not in the way that he did it and actually snapping someone's neck with your hands is incredibly difficult to do, borderline impossible. If it were as easy to break someone's neck as it is in media then people would be dying Left Right & Center from accidentally twisting their heads too fast to the left or right
As someone with moderately bad autism, probably wouldn’t be able to speak more then short sentences if my mom didn’t get me a bunch of therapy at a young age I accept the joke they made at the beginning
i have autism but im low on the spectrum and my sister has it further on the spectrum so i would say the noise making is true to real life but autistic people look horrible in family guy so i would say apperance is inaccurate
It’s funny how often the only people offended by a joke are people who it doesn’t effect. I think it’s this type that makes the mainstream know about it. Had to tell my boss about it cos they were worried about me talking to myself during the job. Now my boss says he gets worried when I’m not talking to myself because he knows I’m not in the zone.
3:45 Is Absolutely Hilarious...🤣 Peter: Hey Lois, I'm Starvin'. What's For Dinner? 😐 Lois: I Made Meatloaf, It's In The Fridge. 😑☕️ Quagmire: *Peter Opens The Fridge Door* Hey, Peter, D'You Mind? 😠 Peter: But, I Have To Get Dinner...☹️ Quagmire: *Throws A Couple Of Dollars* Go Out! 😡. *Slams The Fridge Door*
GUESS WE GOT SOME KINDA J O K E R HERE!
I didn't get it until he said Alzheimer's lmao
Random person: okay sir would you please just shut up and stop calling me a joker you stupid fool
Full metal jacket?
GUESS WE GOT SOME KIND OF JOKER HERE
@@Gavin53zane Next scene: BANG! KAPOW!! THUNK!!
the raccoon segment is too funny!
“tell him to come back when he’s ready to act like an adult”
Yup! If raccoons in general is your bag, l'll recommend Housebroken. Think Secret Life of Pets, but more grounded.
@@TheDanishGuyReviews she's not into you sorry
@@xThunderMelonx no they didn't lmaoooo
@@xThunderMelonx she would clearly have zero standards lol
HAHAHA YEAHH!!!!!
The sad part is, I can just imagine a drill sergeant doing that just to screw with a recruit.
Why sad?
how is that sad tho
Because it happens to recruits that don’t know what the fuck is goin on, and some DI’s or RDC’s make it a joke
@@TrapGawdd Its kinda part of the DI's job
Exactly
"Shoe and Shoelace: one is meaningless without the other"
THE END
Honestly the best one
Yup... thats what happens... thats what he says... thx for typing it out for some reason ig
Saosnya rezimin smoa Tristan bandeng.. thats what i hear from Russian Anthem. 🙃
Great show
I hate the people in charge of Russia, but I'll definitely say their anthem is damn good.
Therapist: "Giraffemire isn't real, he can't hurt you"
Giraffemire: *_GIRAFFITY_*
;-;
Yeah, see, that's not mine
WHY DID HE- WHAT THE- *THATS A GIRAFFE*
Get out of here bot
@@blastortoise who's the bot? Me or Jeremy v?? Or Ireland?
The Michael McDonald, saxophone and giant crab jokes were funny thought.
Yes they were funny thought
Indeed, they were funny thought.
nope
My favourite was the crab one
I had a roommate in college who would always have a girl in the dorm, so the scene where Quagmire is in the fridge is beyond relatable 🤣 Man would legit give me 20 cash to go out LOL
Woah lol wish I was you I need so moni
Me:but I’m hungry for dinner
Him:here’s $30 and get eating for a couple hours
Me:ok
I don't understand how some dudes can get chicks so easy, while others can't get any.
@@digimaksthat's called being a chad lol
Quagmire is correct about the Giraffe not being his. Giraffes last 15 Months pregnant, not 9 months
catch
Makes sense to me ..
Then how come Giraffemire has same face has his father Glen
They probably dated for 6 months.
The giraffe coulda been pregnant before
3:45
I love how Quagmire's talking like HE'S the wronged party when he's in Peter's fridge boning Peter's food.
Hey Peter, you mind?
But I have to get dinner
@@Wheat65 *throws money* Go out
My drill sergeant did something similar to us when I first got to basic lmao
WHATS YOUR NAME SOILDER!!!!!!
@@teenfromtexas7579 BRIGHT SIR!!
@@olrox568 GUESS WE GOT SOME KIND OF JOKER HERE
Hahahahahaha that's fucking awesome.
@@olrox568 WHATS YOUR NAME SOLDIER!!?!?
Don't need a translator for that. Tell him to come back when hes ready to act like an adult, gets me every time
Shoe and shoelace one is meaningless without the other. Proper cartoon
no not true bc slippers
USSR intensifies!
As a Russian I know we have crazy shit cartoons, but I wonder which one of them really made to the West to form that kind of opinion, because Family Guy is not the first who made fun of it.
What about velcro? You can have shoes without shoelaces.
The joke was the stereotype that Russian’s are straight to the point with little sense of metaphor or simile
*”yeah don’t wash the mouthpiece~”*
I can’t fricking breathe-
ew.....
Bro that one came out of nowhere 💀
Dracula's lab. It's got that bad even vamps get Ys tested before they eat, wicked
He probably had STDs. Dracula's lab tested it positive.
Hey, vampires don't take risks, kupo, they take blood, and very intellegently judging by this clip.
@@user-tq9sg6lv6q what?
As an autistic person, I can confirm that I randomly start screaming at people in hospital waiting rooms.
Same
@@SonOfSteel "High functioning", yet you can't see a joke that's right in front of you?
I hate that joke
@@SonOfSteel joke went way over your head pal
they do
The Tunnel Of Self-Love is legit low-key one of the best jokes in all of the Family Guy oeuvre tho.
4:47 to 4:53 actually a good point, that's the first time I've seen the vampire genre approach that topic
And most times if they ever do they’ll just say “HuMaN diSeAsEs DoN’t tRaNsFer” 😂💀
Shouldn't vampires be immune to disease?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 maybe airborne, but blood transfer is a different thing, right?
I would so watch "Shoe and Shoelace" if we could get it here in the States.
Dark web
In soviet Russia, cartoons watch YOU!
Vlad’s president again. Might be on Netflix before you know it.
2:48 "Giraffeity"
Quagmire: yeah that's not mine
3:47
Well.. at least he gave Peter money?
I would rather buy something outside than eat meatlof
What about some sushi?
@@nanaten3 meatloaf with extra mayo
5:21 is the best joke on here. Hands down.
Lolol
lololol
"A perfectly functioning time machine" says they're going back to 6 million BC, takes them back 65 million years ago.
So if Peter ever gets in a really bad situation he can just snap his own neck...
Good thing that can't actually happen in real life
It can
@@beno22iscool not in the way that he did it and actually snapping someone's neck with your hands is incredibly difficult to do, borderline impossible.
If it were as easy to break someone's neck as it is in media then people would be dying Left Right & Center from accidentally twisting their heads too fast to the left or right
@@Shinzon23 you ignorant fool. It is quite easy, and most people don't do it because of skin contact residue
@@beno22iscool ....skin contact residue....?
I suggest you Google "how hard is it to break someone's neck with your hands"
@@Shinzon23 clearly you've never dealt with skin contact residue.
0:42 RIP R Lee Emery really could be any drill sergeant 😂
I Knew That Was Him 😂
The fact that they got R. Lee Ermey for a cutaway gag is glorious
That was him???
Ian The Bus Driver Yes!
RIP
3:04-3:13
*ahhh...aaaAaaahhh...aaaAaaAaahhh...aah...AAAHHCCHHOO!*
“I don’t know what you want, I don’t know how to help” bruh🤣🤣🤣
Hot damn, the Gunny actually did do work for Family Guy. Rest in peace...
0:58 “well ladee fuckin dah” 🤣🤣🤣
To be fair at least Quagmire gave him money to go out.
1:58 was DARK MAN
Peter and Lois saxophones scene started quite wholesome I really wasn't expecting a dirty joke
But it wasn’t a perfectly functioning time machine. 6 million BC is less than 10% far enough to reach when dinosaurs lived.
Thank you! Right after I saw that part I was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else knew lol.
Thanks now I can correct my parameters!!
Ah yes the famous mass extinction of 6 million years ago
@@Epcness-Gaymer to be fair 6 million BC doesn’t mean 6 million years
@@ruben0222 yes is does because bc is before Christ and the year is 2021 meaning it makes no difference to the millions
"I dont know what you want! I dont know to help!"
It really be like that sometimes, you know they've got a problem but you know you cant help.
As an autistic person that first cutaway made me laugh
4:10 Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty
4:24 You Can Call Me Al - Paul Simon
4:06 Saxophone can be so seductive, damn
Do you know what song the first bit (Peter's) is from? I'm losing my mind, I heard it a million times and I can't remember where it's from
@@the_clockwork_jackass6897 Baker Street! by Gerry Rafferty:
ruclips.net/video/Fo6aKnRnBxM/видео.html
Does anyone know the second part? Its on the tip of my tongue i just cant remember
@@sebastianmller8529 You can call me Al by paul simon is what she playing
@@the_clockwork_jackass6897 Baker Street
Well they didn’t wait cause a giraffes gestation period is 15 months 🤣
It’s not his anyway 😂🤷🏻
4:32 knowledge is power
1:16 Fun Fact: It’s very likely that a T-Rex wouldn’t eat a triceratops. I read that they never fought much.
Also non-avian dinosaurs has been dead for 59 million years by this point
Bruh that first scene is so dead ass to me. Happened sooooo many times.
1:45 “don’t need a translator for dat one tell him to come back when he’s ready to act like an adult”
Damn, what'd that raccoon say?
Girraffity, yeah that's not mine. Quagmire it's Quagmire ggity gigity goo
Who else but shirt pants!
Those bandits actually deserved to rob that bank. They are helping them straighten that horrible bank.
The Sargent was an oblivion npc
The saxophone scene was soo funny!! Lmao 🤣 🤣 they're so dirty
The part where Michael McDonald got allergies really killed me! 😂😂😂😂
*”oh my god she’s beautiful”*
*“Yeah she is it’s not yours, yours died”*
"giraffity!"
That just had me wheezing for hours
As someone with moderately bad autism, probably wouldn’t be able to speak more then short sentences if my mom didn’t get me a bunch of therapy at a young age I accept the joke they made at the beginning
Just don't be autistic. Problem solved! 👍
i have autism but im low on the spectrum and my sister has it further on the spectrum so i would say the noise making is true to real life but autistic people look horrible in family guy so i would say apperance is inaccurate
@@superjare23 😂💀
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It’s funny how often the only people offended by a joke are people who it doesn’t effect. I think it’s this type that makes the mainstream know about it. Had to tell my boss about it cos they were worried about me talking to myself during the job. Now my boss says he gets worried when I’m not talking to myself because he knows I’m not in the zone.
"Well that's why we have the lab." 🤣🤣 Technically he'd be fine anyway since he's dead
05:03-05:12 gets me every time and I don't know why 😂
yeah I don't need you to tell me that
3:44 Quagmire: Hey Peter. Do you mind!
Peter: But, I have to get dinner?
Quagmire: *Throw money* Go out! *Slam the fridge door*
Kinda want to burst into a bank and yell "EVERYONE LISTEN UP! ...I hope you all have a great day."
The whole scene with Quagmire refusing to claim his kid should not be funny yet here I am laughing and shit.
😭😭😭
“G I R A F F I T Y”
“Yeah, see? That’s not mine.”
0:17 poor Peter 😂
I died 😂 🤣
I’m autistic
i'm autistic too
0:41 is the most underrated scene ever
I can watch family guy for the rest of my life and I would never get bored
I liked Shoe and Shoelace until Season 6 when they introduced Velcro into the series.
Velcro is making sauce for meixcow
0:42 that drill sergeant from that episode of Spongebob where they went to the wrong summer camp that was really a prison camp
The drill sergeant from that episode Inmates of Summer was based off of a real drill sergeant sooooo... Yes?
Actually the time machine wasn’t perfect bc it was gonna send him to 6 million bc but the dinosaurs stopped existing 65 million years ago.
It could have been user error. It happens to everyone, even the smartest of people.
Sometimes I feel ashamed of laughing at some of the jokes, even if I'm all by myself.
I took a toke while giraffity happened and almost choked to death on laughter
Is no one gonna talk about how Lois played the saxophone WITH HER COOCHIE 😂
4:24 hold up
2:09 peter whyy😭
My best moment when Peter was a doctor when he told that woman the infant isn't hers
2:53: Giraffeity! Yeah. See, that’s not mine.
Yo, my man Quagmire was making a new type of ranch
"Oh my god! Where's Frank?!"
"I'm over here."
"ₒₕ, ₒₖ"
5:50 my favourite one
I guess we know where Meg gets her saxophone skills
GIRAFFE-ITY
Yeah, see that's not mine
Stewie: They’ll probably ship me off to Siberia!
Me: *hold my vodka, comrade*
3:45 Is Absolutely Hilarious...🤣
Peter: Hey Lois, I'm Starvin'. What's For Dinner? 😐
Lois: I Made Meatloaf, It's In The Fridge. 😑☕️
Quagmire: *Peter Opens The Fridge Door* Hey, Peter, D'You Mind? 😠
Peter: But, I Have To Get Dinner...☹️
Quagmire: *Throws A Couple Of Dollars* Go Out! 😡. *Slams The Fridge Door*
1:10 that frank joke always makes me laugh
I don't understand
"Don't wash the mouthpiece" almost made me choke on my milk
0:35 I love how Peter still looks gay even though he just broke his own neck 😂
0:12 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
3:04
_HA-CHOOU_ 🎶
😂😂😂😂
One of his best ones yet.
4:10 I just realized the joke is phone sax, probably mentioned just before too
"Don't wash the mouth piece." 😄😉
0:08 aw… at least she gets fluid animation
😐... Wow
4:25
Sex-a-phone
Come on, you were thinking it too
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
"It's my book club Peter come join us,... OK" 😂🤣😂
A working time machine that has dinosaurs alive 6 million years ago?
Yeaaaaaa.....don't wash the mouthpiece..🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shoe and shoelaces has to be the GREATEST cartoon of all time
“Omg she’s so cute”. It’s not yours. Yours died 😭🤣
2:52. Giraffity
Started off with my favorite clip
0.15.... So there are two kinds of people
1 Who laughs at poor autistic lady's seizures
2 Who laughs at Peter's reaction to it.
3:44 WHAT IS QUAG DOING IN THE FRIDGE?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:10 I can’t stop laughing lmfaoooo
Funny but dark
Quagmire: hey Peter do you mind
Peter: but I have to get dinner
Quagmire throwing the money
Quagmire: go out
Every time I see Peter crack his neck I instinctively need to crack mine
Good video, plus I got the chance to catch up on the latest episode of Shoe and Shoelace. Thanks.
Michael MacDonald during allergy season killed me
“Oh my god, she’s beautiful!”
“Yea, she is… she’s not yours yours died.”
LMAO.