yep aint that the truth it seems todays they making crazy normal when really they need to separate crazies like they did back when i was growing up .fucking retarded for them not to be crazy
ForeverRepublic True. No one wants to believe their kids is crazy enough to shoot up a school though. So they try to blame outside factors for how their kids behave
That's what I thought at first, but there would be so much illégal activities around that. People would still get ammo for an okay price but it would make money for the criminals Wich isn't a good thing
Rabitozoc Tuikalon It could actually be good because much lesser people would own many bullets and people would really keep their bullets, until it's absolutely required to be used of course. And the police could be much more focused on hunting down the big criminals.
Jovan Leon I'm not for that. I'm a liberal who's also a gun enthusiast. I'm not for banning certain firearms or ammunition but rather for background checks. I shoot for sport and ammunition is already pretty spendy. Just one afternoon of target practice with a .40 s&w would cost a good $50-$300. Only the rich folks would be able to afford going to the range if ammo was super spendy
Cletus Turnbuckle what's wrong with any of that ? Lol background checks ? Wtf is wrong with that? Fees? Again wtf is wrong with that ? You seem like you want every nut owning a gun.
+Wolfman71691 A comunist said : "Give the stupid bread and fun,and they'll be all right" (wont have pretensions and won't care about politics,thus not bother them) . Just like states do when supporting footbal or other mass histeria sports like american football,rugby or other shits. Congratulation,you a perfect example.
Bullets can't be re used. It will expand and miss shape when it hit something, and cant fit in the chamber and barrel no more. Just so u knows for later 👍
I grew up in a physically and verbally abusive household, and it was perpetuated when I got to school. I felt like I had no one, no sense of peace, no sanctuary. I went through hell. But it never crossed my mind to pick up a gun and end anyone's life because of it...
@@cockeyedoptimista l once had a discussion about video games and violence. One of the things l said was that no one ever robbed a bank cause they played too much candy crush. I know it's more complex than that but l couldn't help it at the time.
@@thirdplanet4471 Ha ha; good point. I don't even know what Candy Crush entails, but I guess so. People are responsible for their actions, especially if they're adults (which some of these shooters are not, but still: they're close, and know right from wrong, Hopefully!) And if they're crazy, they would have done it anyway, found some other influence. Still, media exposure to violence and other negative things can numb us and influence us, as it could in good ways too. Maybe it can be a safe release of bad energy in some ways: okay. Maybe it's just a movie, a game, a song.. Some people are more sensitive and susceptible than others. We suspend our disbelief to be entertained, and that makes things seem real. I close my eyes in murder scenes and so forth: my sister said "It's just a movie!" but some have a better imagination or stronger empathy and they don't want to see gore and mayhem even if you know in the back of your mind it's just stage effects. It can desensitize you. But yeah, it shouldn't make you into a killer unless maybe you spend All your time in it, and then something Else is wrong. Violence in media is Still not a great thing, though.
Anyone hurts me or my loved ones physically, they wont be doing it for long. Everyone has the right to protect themselves. You can be the victim of abuse, rape, robbery, murder all you want without protection. Not me!!
Long ago, Andrew Jackson (later President of the USA) took a bullet to the shoulder in a gunfight with Thomas Benton. The bullet remained lodged in his arm for twenty years. When it was finally removed by a surgeon Jackson purportedly offered it to Benton saying "I believe this belongs to you." Benton refused on the grounds that due to long possession it now belonged to Jackson.
You are so right he comical but he's educated that's why he is good. I felt bad for him at Oscar's and for that slap he should sue Will for millions and then on 1 year anniversary his 10 siblings should jump Will and Jada
@@deviousj5868 I think at that moment Will Smith disrespected Chris Rock and he looked goofy yelling profane language out of his mouth. Who gets slapped on national TV especially a prestigious award show like the Oscar's. After age 40 you should not picking on people to fight. Will Smith should have known better
Nishant Gogna, why do you hate poor folks so much? You must not like them, since this kind of tax is the same thing as a poll tax. Put it out of reach of the poor, the minorities, etc. Yeah, great plan.
Despite the fact that the average person can make a chlorine bomb by mixing cleaning chemicals you can get at any store? Mix ammonia and bleach and you have chlorine gas.
I was bullied when i was a kid and never once did i even consider doing something like that, now being a bully is shitty but being a murderer takes the cake
When I was bullied as a kid, I got punished for trying to fight back. I can see how enough time in that sort of environment could cause someone to feel like they've got no other option besides suicide or homicide.
@@InfernosReaper i fight a bully once, Principal call my parent and the bully parents,and they roast him and the jerk parent hard because i report to the school and they did jack shit except a warning which make them bully me more. End up moving to a better school after that cause they kick me out :D I remember my mom word : " Next time just broke his fucking nose, he won't be focus enough to fight back" My dad : "Kick him in the dick"
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Normally, I'd call you a conspiracy nut, but that does explain why my school singled out people they thought might shoot up the place and antagonized them at every opportunity.
I know of a kid that carried a .357 revolver to high school ( many years ago ) for protection. He never once took it out and threatened anyone. His dad was in law enforcement, and was concerned about the possibility of his son bring kidnapped or murdered by a criminal retaliating against him. The kids a detective now. That's gun control.
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e I'm not sure the relevance of your question to the topic at hand. That aside, I'd imagine most people don't remember a lot of that because most of what's taught is functionally useless.
This is from *Chris Rock's HBO special in 1999* . NINETEEN years ago How many school shootings has America suffered in the last 19 years since Columbine ?
Depends on how you want to define it. A lot of people like to inflate the numbers by including shootings that happen *near* a school and don't have anything to do with the school When Columbine happened, we had many of those laws people keep pushing for now and they didn't do anything. They new really will do anything against people like that. Crazy finds a way. The only difference is if sane can defend itself or not.
Tekhartha Zenyatta no, that's just an advise implying a warning. Advise is any suggested course of action, whether in face of a threat or any kind of opportunity. He clearly suggests taking the action of raising the price of bullets to 5000$ each
Chris Rocks comedy is losing relevance. There is a reason CR refuses to play college campuses and its because his material will offend many over-sensitive college kids. He used to play colleges all the time but the amount of triggered students became overwhelming. There are a few legendary comedians that refuse to do colleges now because society is losing its sense of humor.
I'm tired of seeing people in the comment section get mad at what comedians say. You not suppose to take anything they say seriously. It's all to make you laugh not cry.
I don't mind listening to comics talk about politics and politicians as long as the comic is an equal opportunity "offender." If they poke fun at one party they need to balance it with commenting about another party. A problem I see is that some comics go on an anti individual tirade and use comedy to offer political opinions; they, in effect, become political militants using comedy to deliver a political message. Attack one party and not the other and you lose half your audience. I enjoy listening to Chris Rock.
"This comedian". How? How in the how just HOW did you not recognize Chris Rock in 2016? Did you recently leave a separatist cult or militia? Did your country not have movies or television at the time? This will be one of life's mysteries until the day I die.
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e you would think they would have paid attention in high school when they elected their student council president! WTF did that clown get done in high school for the student council president!
3:10 Bullet control, 15 thou a bullet and there won't be any more innocent bystander shootings. I'm not even laughing, this is a genius idea!! Smart man!
mrusername09 duh. i support guns more than most. its our right and noone should have the right to take it from us. doesn't change the fact that cops are killing unarmed beings, and the human race is kinda of violent.
I grew up with guns in my house and was taught how to use them. I also got made fun of at school on a daily basis, but not ONCE did I go in my parent’s safe and think “Hmm..today’s a good day for a shooting!”
this is one of the most honest and hilarious stand-up rountines. everything he said was/is so on-point. Chris Rock is comedy gold. Nothing makes you laugh harder than realizing the absurdity of truthfulness. F&^$ Will Smith, hope he has some major career set-backs due to his awful behavior at the oscars. I STAND WITH CHRIS!
this "bullet control" is actually a thing in my country. private gun owners have to go through the same thing cops do and that includes checking in the spent casings and filling a form in order to buy fresh ammunition. also, if someone took your gun and was caught, you're pretty screwed, and if your gun was used to kill someone, you're really screwed.
Tech as in technology fits too. We all know some men fear the pecs (perceived King Kong human strength of other men) and aren’t men without their guns. The gun is the great equalizer. You got pecs I got techs. But he likely meant tecs...
"They used to get out of school at 2.30, just in case they went crazy they would only hurt other crazy kids" No matter how many times I watch this video the way he says this makes me laugh out loud every time! 😂😂😂
It's not always the parents fault. My nephew was raised in a stable home and he still became a thug. He made the choice to go this direction and so he did. And spent 10 years in prison for it.
Well, Chris said "some" of the parents. Not all. Obviously is not "always" the parents fault... but most of the time, they did *something* that contributed to it. Maybe they needed to be a little more strict and not let them hang out certain places. Maybe they should have paid more attention to some things. Who knows? On very rare occasions do parents do everything right and their kids turn out terrible though. Unless there is some sort of mental issue that was never noticed.
+pretty bullet Psychologists are increasingly finding that kids' peers influence them more than their parents do. Sometimes it's the parents fault when kids grow up dysfunctional, but you're right in that as a parent you can do everything right, but if your kid (at an impressionable age) gets influence by a kid they think is cool or are intimidated by, and then emulate them in order to try and fit in - all the hard work you've done as a parent can be undone in an instant.
+blindtoby Michelle Obama is a dude among many others like gorge colonies wife and the serena Williams and brother. their is sooo much people don't know. soooooooooooo much. and I'm not talking about the fake bullshit scape goat word illuminati
maybe he didnt get his ass beat off by his mamma or grandmamma like we did when we fucked up growing up! hell i was more afraid of them showing up when i was young than the police! i would have begged to go to jail if i knew they were on their way to me!😅
There's something missing at that level of parenting. The environment plays a role too. In Uganda(east africa), we grew up knowing there's a punishment for hurting other kids. Bullies would be caned (punished) by their parents in front of the entire school/class. This would break the control they have over their victims, who would now laugh off any threats made by the bullies. If the parents refused to punish the kid. The kid would be expelled. If you beat your younger brother for no GOOD reason, you'd be punished in front of him, & he'd be allowed to cane you in front of your parents. The older siblings took all the credit for the younger one's good behaviour, but they were also held accountable for bad ones too. There's a hierarchy that has to be followed. I don't know how things are done here but, I Ultimately don't understand how such violence happens. I cant relate at all. I cant begin to do so.
Lol. Dude same with my third world country. I'm the oldest brother, our parents were always busy so I've gotta look out for the young ones. Not the best thing to do to a teenager but hey that's how it was, everyone gotta learn responsibility.
if you hate it, yet you understand he is right, this means your believe system needs to be updated. if you make the update, you will have less things to hate and more to love. cheers.
![Chris Rock - Black People vs. N****** [クリス・ロックー黒人VS.ニガー]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_w-hqwNWd6A/mqdefault.jpg)
![Chris Rock - Black People vs. N****** [クリス・ロックー黒人VS.ニガー]](/img/tr.png)
"At $ 5.000,- a bullet there'd be no more innocent bystanders." One of my favourite jokes ever.
It's actually a pretty good idea.
Shinybeast tbh lol
@@shinybeast8946 No, it's a joke, just like Antal said.
My favorite Chris Rock joke.
Not even a joke just the truth. Ban murder dildos !
"Whatever happened to crazy?"
Real shit right there.
ForeverRepublic word I was gonna post what you just said. Hell yeh I agree
yep aint that the truth it seems todays they making crazy normal when really they need to separate crazies like they did back when i was growing up .fucking retarded for them not to be crazy
I've been watching bad movie and playing crazy video games as long as i can remember. Now all i do is go to work and pay bills lol.
ForeverRepublic True. No one wants to believe their kids is crazy enough to shoot up a school though. So they try to blame outside factors for how their kids behave
They would rather blame everyone else than admit that they weren't as involved in the lives of the their children as they should've been
"I didn't have six friends in High School. I don't have six friends now."
He had one friend named Greg
thats 3 on 3 with a half court
Kayla Wolfie lol
Everybody did hate Chris
Chris has the right idea about the 5000 dollar bullet.might be all the control needed
The "bullet control" bit was genius.
That's what I thought at first, but there would be so much illégal activities around that. People would still get ammo for an okay price but it would make money for the criminals Wich isn't a good thing
Rabitozoc Tuikalon It could actually be good because much lesser people would own many bullets and people would really keep their bullets, until it's absolutely required to be used of course. And the police could be much more focused on hunting down the big criminals.
Jovan Leon I'm not for that. I'm a liberal who's also a gun enthusiast. I'm not for banning certain firearms or ammunition but rather for background checks. I shoot for sport and ammunition is already pretty spendy. Just one afternoon of target practice with a .40 s&w would cost a good $50-$300. Only the rich folks would be able to afford going to the range if ammo was super spendy
aerialkate - Its stupid! Only the elites should have the 2nd? I think that's the honest debate regarding gun control. Guns for me and not for thee.
Cletus Turnbuckle what's wrong with any of that ? Lol background checks ? Wtf is wrong with that? Fees? Again wtf is wrong with that ? You seem like you want every nut owning a gun.
"Whatever happened to Crazy!?"
THANK YOU!
Lone Wanderer apparently that still applies this day and age , everyone is diagnosed with some BS disorder !
It's not PC to say it!
Justin Reyes
Are You denying OCD, ADHD, Schizophrenia, Austism, etc.?
I know People who have each disorder sooo, if that's the case, You're wrong. 😂
El Idolo lol
madbear3512 BURNNNN
This is still one of the greatest stand ups ever. He took down EVERYONE.
💯💯💯
Absolutely!!!
💯💯💯
this is why I prefer to listen to comedians as opposed to news people and politicians at least they're honest about themselves
+Wolfman71691 and ironically their jokes end up being better than any ideas the politicians come up with which is just sad.
Exactly, because they are not bound by the same conformist crap that politics and news media feature
+patrick watkins check the news bro! California talking about doing this
+Wolfman71691 A comunist said : "Give the stupid bread and fun,and they'll be all right" (wont have pretensions and won't care about politics,thus not bother them) .
Just like states do when supporting footbal or other mass histeria sports like american football,rugby or other shits.
Congratulation,you a perfect example.
motanelustelistu Did your parents beat you? 😂
"Even if you get shot by a stray bullet, you don't need to go to a doctor, who ever shot you will take that bullet back" LMAO
DoubleDworth "I believe you have my property!!!"
Sebastian Bently
What the fuck is wrong with You? Lmao
@@jeremiahdaniel8438 That line is the funniest in the skit! 🤣🤣
Didn't know you were a chris rock fan double d
Bullets can't be re used. It will expand and miss shape when it hit something, and cant fit in the chamber and barrel no more.
Just so u knows for later 👍
This should not hold up so well in 2022, but he may as well have written this yesterday. He’s genius and nothing changes.
And now it happens so much more comedians won’t talk about it, it’s become common place in our society so much that we joke about it only in person.
"I didn't have 6 friends in High School!...I DON'T GOT 6 FRIENDS NOW!" -- One of my all-time favorite Chris Rock jokes.
Never understood that part
@@hismajesty2036 Basically: I wasn't popular when I was 16...and, I'm STILL not popular, in the present.
@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 Ohhh so he is saying "I wasn't popular in high school either, but I didnt shoot up the school in protest" Gotcha. Thanks.
@@hismajesty2036 Yep. He's also saying: Unlike these crazies, I didn't even have 6 friends to be angry at the rest of my school with. :)
@@anthonyyoutubefan7567 That is the one bit in this classic that always escaped me. Thanks for clarifying for me. 👍👍
"Just in case they went crazy, they would only hurt other crazy kids." That line had me rolling.
“I believe you got my property” 😂
You got likes thought I’d tell you
Hehe must've got robbed by an
I grew up in a physically and verbally abusive household, and it was perpetuated when I got to school. I felt like I had no one, no sense of peace, no sanctuary. I went through hell. But it never crossed my mind to pick up a gun and end anyone's life because of it...
@@cockeyedoptimista l once had a discussion about video games and violence. One of the things l said was that no one ever robbed a bank cause they played too much candy crush. I know it's more complex than that but l couldn't help it at the time.
@@thirdplanet4471 Ha ha; good point. I don't even know what Candy Crush entails, but I guess so. People are responsible for their actions, especially if they're adults (which some of these shooters are not, but still: they're close, and know right from wrong, Hopefully!) And if they're crazy, they would have done it anyway, found some other influence.
Still, media exposure to violence and other negative things can numb us and influence us, as it could in good ways too. Maybe it can be a safe release of bad energy in some ways: okay. Maybe it's just a movie, a game, a song.. Some people are more sensitive and susceptible than others. We suspend our disbelief to be entertained, and that makes things seem real. I close my eyes in murder scenes and so forth: my sister said "It's just a movie!" but some have a better imagination or stronger empathy and they don't want to see gore and mayhem even if you know in the back of your mind it's just stage effects. It can desensitize you. But yeah, it shouldn't make you into a killer unless maybe you spend All your time in it, and then something Else is wrong. Violence in media is Still not a great thing, though.
I hope you are in a better place now.
r/NobodyAsked
Anyone hurts me or my loved ones physically, they wont be doing it for long. Everyone has the right to protect themselves. You can be the victim of abuse, rape, robbery, murder all you want without protection. Not me!!
9 years later and this is so relevant lol
This was in the 90s I believe
Night Rider truth is timeless
bundycamp I think he’s talking about when it was posted.
Night Rider I was just thinking that
Common sense ain’t common in these comments 🤦🏽♂️
19 years later or whenever this was done... it’s still relevant!
1999
I was just thinking the same thing
VERY RELEVANT
"I believe you have my property...." LOL
That is my favourite too Lol
Frank Seymour I believe you have hundreds of my property bitch!!!
Long ago, Andrew Jackson (later President of the USA) took a bullet to the shoulder in a gunfight with Thomas Benton. The bullet remained lodged in his arm for twenty years. When it was finally removed by a surgeon Jackson purportedly offered it to Benton saying "I believe this belongs to you." Benton refused on the grounds that due to long possession it now belonged to Jackson.
@@blakeashley1957 😆😅🤣
This is STILL relevant, even today.
💸💰💒🔬💌💌💌🔫
Mladen Bukvic Even more today
even more today
Even more today
Fucked up that RUclips recommended me this video after last weeks shooting....smh
He's a comedic genius. The goat. Can't believe will smith disrespected him like that
He should of respected his self an hit him back
You are so right he comical but he's educated that's why he is good. I felt bad for him at Oscar's and for that slap he should sue Will for millions and then on 1 year anniversary his 10 siblings should jump Will and Jada
He didn't disrespect Chris Rock he disrespected himself. Chris Rock will bounce back Will's life and career after might not
@@deviousj5868 I think at that moment Will Smith disrespected Chris Rock and he looked goofy yelling profane language out of his mouth. Who gets slapped on national TV especially a prestigious award show like the Oscar's. After age 40 you should not picking on people to fight. Will Smith should have known better
It was a shaming ritual you ignorant children.
"I don't have six friends now". LMAO same
Anonymous Person Still quite funny.
Literally why I came here lol
same
Relatable lol
“Whatever happened to crazy?!”
Exactly! TY!
2022 nearly and I still laugh my ass off at this, pure genius.
🤣🤣 me too..Chris is a legend
Imagine if Chris had been armed at the Oscars lol
@@seanhastings4432 Chris took it like a true pro. Smith on the other hand managed to self sabotage what should have been his best night. What a d#ck
Uvalde TX brought me here
@@PokeMaster03 yes. Same with me.
One of the smartest jokes in comedy. A Dark premise with Perfect delivery got all the crowds including us to agree. Salute to you CR
“I ain't workin' out!, I ain't joggin'!!”
“You Got Pecs, I Got Tecs !!!!!!!!!”
PACS, LIKE 6 PACS
@@tonyebiere551 No, PECS...like pectoral muscles. Pecs rhyme with Tecs...like a Tec-9.
@@manuginobilisbaldspot424I can't believe you even had to explain that part of the joke 🤦🏿♂️
Chris Rock is perhaps one of the greatest comedians of all time!
Chris is the very best....
"White kids gonna say I wanna go to a black school where it's safe" funniest shit ever
You got likes thought I’d tell you
@@Nayhan123 lmbao thanks
Not in 2023
Completely braindead, but funny.
This is the truest most sensible solution of gun control I've ever heard.
Yea, cuz nobody knows how to make homemade bullets.
Nishant Gogna, why do you hate poor folks so much? You must not like them, since this kind of tax is the same thing as a poll tax. Put it out of reach of the poor, the minorities, etc. Yeah, great plan.
Despite the fact that the average person can make a chlorine bomb by mixing cleaning chemicals you can get at any store? Mix ammonia and bleach and you have chlorine gas.
Curtis Brown he was joking
It just leads to the creation of an underground market for bullets that cost much less.
Chris Rock doesn't do standup. He does funny documentaries. :-)))
YEP
True!!!!
Parents should go to jail. Agreed
I was bullied when i was a kid and never once did i even consider doing something like that, now being a bully is shitty but being a murderer takes the cake
When I was bullied as a kid, I got punished for trying to fight back. I can see how enough time in that sort of environment could cause someone to feel like they've got no other option besides suicide or homicide.
@@InfernosReaper i fight a bully once, Principal call my parent and the bully parents,and they roast him and the jerk parent hard because i report to the school and they did jack shit except a warning which make them bully me more. End up moving to a better school after that cause they kick me out :D
I remember my mom word : " Next time just broke his fucking nose, he won't be focus enough to fight back"
My dad : "Kick him in the dick"
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Normally, I'd call you a conspiracy nut, but that does explain why my school singled out people they thought might shoot up the place and antagonized them at every opportunity.
I know of a kid that carried a .357 revolver to high school ( many years ago ) for protection. He never once took it out and threatened anyone. His dad was in law enforcement, and was concerned about the possibility of his son bring kidnapped or murdered by a criminal retaliating against him. The kids a detective now. That's gun control.
@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e I'm not sure the relevance of your question to the topic at hand.
That aside, I'd imagine most people don't remember a lot of that because most of what's taught is functionally useless.
This is from *Chris Rock's HBO special in 1999* . NINETEEN years ago
How many school shootings has America suffered in the last 19 years since Columbine ?
Sideon Sid 4 I think
Depends on how you want to define it. A lot of people like to inflate the numbers by including shootings that happen *near* a school and don't have anything to do with the school
When Columbine happened, we had many of those laws people keep pushing for now and they didn't do anything. They new really will do anything against people like that. Crazy finds a way. The only difference is if sane can defend itself or not.
InfernosReaper a lot of suicides on campus get reported as school shootings as well
25 i think.
ive been asking myself that same question bra
Every special Chris Rock does still relevant to everyday life 👏🏽
The moment you realize this is just as relevant today as it was in '99.
Common Truth. “Whatever happened to crazy?”
Sensitive times
We can literally watch this every year and it will STILL REMAIN RELEVANT
It's still going on
The animals at the zoo don't need to be lockup the people do
"You got Pecs, I got Techs" Classic
The faces he makes are hilarious. He has so much passion and attitude.
"Killing people in the morning, that ain't right" 😂
😂😂😂
this nigga real af, his advise is still relevant today
how on earth is the advise of making bullets cost 5000$ each relevant
Synochra advise is when you tell someone a warning. Like I advise you to not piss off Cindy.
Tekhartha Zenyatta no, that's just an advise implying a warning. Advise is any suggested course of action, whether in face of a threat or any kind of opportunity. He clearly suggests taking the action of raising the price of bullets to 5000$ each
Advice*
Chris Rocks comedy is losing relevance. There is a reason CR refuses to play college campuses and its because his material will offend many over-sensitive college kids. He used to play colleges all the time but the amount of triggered students became overwhelming. There are a few legendary comedians that refuse to do colleges now because society is losing its sense of humor.
20 years later, still relevant.
22 years later, still relevant
@@truthmatters758 Uvalde TX brought me here
“I wanna go to a black school where it’s safe.”
Lol
10 years later shit didn't change
Bravehearth Enwereji yeah...sad but true.
He was on point long ago
Vishnu Tha Supavillain Well I never heard of a black kid causing a mass shooting in his school lol
Bravehearth Enwereji cuz blacks don't go to school
Bravehearth Enwereji and if you can't tell I'm being sarcastic
I'm tired of seeing people in the comment section get mad at what comedians say. You not suppose to take anything they say seriously. It's all to make you laugh not cry.
Mike Jones what if they make you laugh and cry? Lol
I don't mind listening to comics talk about politics and politicians as long as the comic is an equal opportunity "offender." If they poke fun at one party they need to balance it with commenting about another party. A problem I see is that some comics go on an anti individual tirade and use comedy to offer political opinions; they, in effect, become political militants using comedy to deliver a political message. Attack one party and not the other and you lose half your audience. I enjoy listening to Chris Rock.
+Mike Jones THERE ARE BOUNDRAIS,IDIOT.Boundries that are NOT TO BE PASSED.NOT EVEN IN JOKE,MORE SO FOR MONEY.
+Louie Rodriguez Is a fucking frustrated little brat,a RACE based DISCRIMINATOR to the bones.
Louie Rodriguez Lol is your post about fairness?
This is the real world 😂
Chris Rock don’t get the credit he deserves, he been talking real for a minute
The most hilarious part of this is that usually the comedians talking about things make more sense then most serious people.
This comedian is brilliant. ROFL!!!!!!!!!
Ace1000ks1975 you postex this comment in 2016... why rofl...
So did you...
Ace1000ks1975 PARKLAND FLORIDA!VERY SAD!
"This comedian". How? How in the how just HOW did you not recognize Chris Rock in 2016? Did you recently leave a separatist cult or militia? Did your country not have movies or television at the time? This will be one of life's mysteries until the day I die.
@@badreprint chill
“5,000 for a bullet” 🤣
"...You got pecs, I got Tecs!". I think Chris Rock is my new favorite comedian, y'all.
They don't wait till three oclock either
Rylan Kilmer yeah that’s the best line...
One of my favorite Chris Rock bits. Hilarious and brilliant. Legendary!!! 😂😂😂
Chris for president!!!
He did get elected in a movie :P
"Chris for ass president"
If you get the reference you're awesome
F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e you would think they would have paid attention in high school when they elected their student council president! WTF did that clown get done in high school for the student council president!
Can't do no worse than biden.
I guess this is more relevant today!
One of the greatest living comedians! Thank You Chris
3:10 Bullet control, 15 thou a bullet and there won't be any more innocent bystander shootings. I'm not even laughing, this is a genius idea!! Smart man!
Have you ever thought that maybe not every bullet fired from a gun is intended to kill someone?
+mrusername09 what does that have to do with what she said lol
mrusername09
duh. i support guns more than most. its our right and noone should have the right to take it from us. doesn't change the fact that cops are killing unarmed beings, and the human race is kinda of violent.
An zgh
HELL NO i dont support guns being taken away. Lmao smh my whole family owns guns. Only reason i don't is because i KNOW i'd shoot someone
Not for those who are responsible with their bullets. Like those who hunt in my family.
"Did we eliminate crazy from the dictionary...?"
2021: Yes, Chris. Yes we did.
20 years later and this set is still relevant.
Here it is, 2019 and Chris is still Rocking it!!!!! Love to you, bruh.
3 on 3 with a half court lollllllll
That’s my favorite line
I grew up with guns in my house and was taught how to use them. I also got made fun of at school on a daily basis, but not ONCE did I go in my parent’s safe and think “Hmm..today’s a good day for a shooting!”
they did that all by themselves
Could you get into the safe?
@@jacobsaunders1092safe? lol
“You got a gun, you don’t have to work out.”
Those words proved prophetic at the 2022 Oscars.
"I will blow yo' fuckin' head off...if I could afford it!"
u can afford it...dont b ridiculous..if u can afford a cell, cable, etc etc..u can buy a small revolver th cheapest
Reddesknotes but can you afford the bullets? Each one is $5000 !
"Man I would blow your feckin head off. If I could afford it!"
I've not laughed this hard in ages
I'm a git myself another job! I'm gonna save up some money, and you a dead man!
11 years later and it's still funny as hell
Well I'm 22 so if Chris Rock ends up in an elevator with me he's safe.
+Kevin James You sound like creep though. ))
+jeFF Fury Says the guy with a creep ass jester photo. Lol
+Stefko Lishchynsky I know, right. ))
Same here... but I would ask for an autograph
I'm 19 but I'm black so he'll feel safe with me too.
Chris Rock is legendary I dont hear enough about this performance and where he ranks amongst the best, In my book he is top 3.
Pure genius. This guy is a philosopher.
One of the best & memorable stand up bits OF ALL TIME!
this is one of the most honest and hilarious stand-up rountines. everything he said was/is so on-point. Chris Rock is comedy gold. Nothing makes you laugh harder than realizing the absurdity of truthfulness. F&^$ Will Smith, hope he has some major career set-backs due to his awful behavior at the oscars. I STAND WITH CHRIS!
Rings even more true after these mass shootings...
@@OfLaSoul couldn't agree more.
this "bullet control" is actually a thing in my country. private gun owners have to go through the same thing cops do and that includes checking in the spent casings and filling a form in order to buy fresh ammunition. also, if someone took your gun and was caught, you're pretty screwed, and if your gun was used to kill someone, you're really screwed.
a prodigious talent with the two essential components of comedic genius: outrageous delivery and simple truth.
It's 2019
And this is still as Relevant and True as Can Be.
The Bullet Idea needs to go viral.
Congratulations Chris. You getting slapped at the Oscars just propelled your career. Great job.
2019!!! More relevant than ever! Rip to all those who’ve died from the insane mass shootings over all these years!
Imagine applying for a loan at the bank to buy a bullet 🤣.
That would defeat the purpose of the price. I don’t think a loan on a bullet would be allowed.
@Mocha Mystique I was imagining it. My imagination of scenarios tends to be realistic.
This would have to be Black folks showing up for one...ruclips.net/video/l_LeJfn_qW0/видео.html
Imagine applying a loan at the bank to buy few bullets for bank robbery 🤣🤣🤣
Bullett Control - literally one of the best ideas any American has ever come up with
"u got pecks I got techs" 😅😅😅😅
tecs*
I dont give a damn how its spelled
You should because people would think that you are referring to technology not the tec-9 pistol.
but idc what people think obviously
Tech as in technology fits too. We all know some men fear the pecs (perceived King Kong human strength of other men) and aren’t men without their guns. The gun is the great equalizer. You got pecs I got techs. But he likely meant tecs...
"ya'll aint killing me!"
“Fuck what they was watching.
What happened to “crazy”?
What you cant be crazy no more?”
The 🐐
This has aged so well.
It's 2018 and this is still relevant.
I still don't know a comedian as hilarious, intelligent and clued-up as Chris Rock.
21 years ago society was so far ahead of where we are now....
Eddie Griffin
Dave Chappelle
Trevor Noah comes close.
@@mazibukomail LOL never put them in the same convo again please
He truly is the best.
Police: "Sir, did you shoot that man twenty-seven times in the back?"
Me: "If I say yes, do I get to keep the bullets?"
13 years later and this is STILL relevant.
I’m crying 😭
True statements are pure comedy.
I wish everyone would forward this video to their local congressman. This is a great idea.
No its not. Anyone can make bullets its not even enforceable
Yea criminals obey laws, they wouldn't steal any, get real
2019 and this is still important 😂😂✊🏿✊🏽✊🏾
So good, so funny! Chris Rock the coolest Classic!🙌🏽
this has aged so perfectly
People forget because Chappelle took off but Chris Rock was much deeper and profound. Dave is great but his silliness blunts his intelligence.
A comedian being silly? That's unheard of.
Those two dudes are geniuses hands down
"They used to get out of school at 2.30, just in case they went crazy they would only hurt other crazy kids" No matter how many times I watch this video the way he says this makes me laugh out loud every time! 😂😂😂
It's not always the parents fault. My nephew was raised in a stable home and he still became a thug. He made the choice to go this direction and so he did. And spent 10 years in prison for it.
Well, Chris said "some" of the parents. Not all. Obviously is not "always" the parents fault... but most of the time, they did *something* that contributed to it. Maybe they needed to be a little more strict and not let them hang out certain places. Maybe they should have paid more attention to some things. Who knows? On very rare occasions do parents do everything right and their kids turn out terrible though. Unless there is some sort of mental issue that was never noticed.
+pretty bullet Psychologists are increasingly finding that kids' peers influence them more than their parents do. Sometimes it's the parents fault when kids grow up dysfunctional, but you're right in that as a parent you can do everything right, but if your kid (at an impressionable age) gets influence by a kid they think is cool or are intimidated by, and then emulate them in order to try and fit in - all the hard work you've done as a parent can be undone in an instant.
+blindtoby Michelle Obama is a dude among many others like gorge colonies wife and the serena Williams and brother. their is sooo much people don't know. soooooooooooo much. and I'm not talking about the fake bullshit scape goat word illuminati
+Monte Hall reading the nonsense from you 2 gave me stage IV liver cancer
maybe he didnt get his ass beat off by his mamma or grandmamma like we did when we fucked up growing up! hell i was more afraid of them showing up when i was young than the police! i would have begged to go to jail if i knew they were on their way to me!😅
Oh my God I'm in tears.
That was fantastic
There's something missing at that level of parenting.
The environment plays a role too. In Uganda(east africa), we grew up knowing there's a punishment for hurting other kids.
Bullies would be caned (punished) by their parents in front of the entire school/class. This would break the control they have over their victims, who would now laugh off any threats made by the bullies.
If the parents refused to punish the kid. The kid would be expelled.
If you beat your younger brother for no GOOD reason, you'd be punished in front of him, & he'd be allowed to cane you in front of your parents.
The older siblings took all the credit for the younger one's good behaviour, but they were also held accountable for bad ones too. There's a hierarchy that has to be followed.
I don't know how things are done here but, I Ultimately don't understand how such violence happens. I cant relate at all. I cant begin to do so.
Lol. Dude same with my third world country. I'm the oldest brother, our parents were always busy so I've gotta look out for the young ones. Not the best thing to do to a teenager but hey that's how it was, everyone gotta learn responsibility.
This is what good standup is. 15 years later, more relevant than ever 😅
Nobody ever blames the parents the parents. They must think that they're raising saints, little angels.
Tons of people blamed the parents?
@@samphillips8188 If only the law would start blaming the parents and prosecuting them!
One of the all time best comic routines.
What a great time for this to be recommended
No matter how old this is, its still relevant cause shit don't change.
I miss him. I wish he would come and do some shows in Atlanta Ga. I would pay top dollar for a ticket! One of the greatest comedians to live.
$5k. for a bullet it means no more innocent bystanders😂😂😂😂👍👍👍👍genius.
After what happened yesterday it should be
“ He must’ve did something“❗️🤣🤣🤣
... must've done*
@@einundsiebenziger5488
You obviously didn’t watch the video dumbass. 🤦🏾♂️
2002: Bullet control
2022: Palm control
I hate to admit it but he's right.
if you hate it, yet you understand he is right, this means your believe system needs to be updated. if you make the update, you will have less things to hate and more to love. cheers.
You both realize you can (make bullets right?)
No hes making a joke its funny not something to consider on any serious note