Crabs and humans: - Omnivorous diet. - First pair of limbs used primarily for grasping. - Legs can walk in all directions but not fast. - Have tails that are either held incredibly close to the body or are inside the body. Conclusion: Humans will not become crabs because humans are ALREADY crabs.
@@speculativewildlife, Fun Fact 10% accurate: Fish can't evolve into crabs, reptiles (KFC supply including) can't evolve into Crabs, and Humans can't evolve into Crabs, bro my Entire Generation will be doomed to suffer by living like that.
Crab creatures, and I will request you to do cactus doctor reimagined video because cactus doctor is a toriko cactus and it will be a cactus of the Californian desert.
Well... That was something. I like the crab bird the most. I'm just going to mention Eduardo Valdez Hevia again because his carcinisation art has been used with the meme the most. (Some people think it's a real skeleton. Kind of crazy, right?)
So uhh recently i see the post of ningen as a blanked octopus and i was kinda ykw? I got a idea!: Ningen i think actually related to vampire squid they fin on they mantle are mistake as a hand and arm of a human due to it long and humanoid appearance but in reality they fin are actually look like cuttlefish ningen diet probably consider some shrimp and dead animal and some jellyfish 🪼 anyway i think that thwy no longer have a grabbed tentacle instead they tentacles jave become flipper in order to swim better to escape predator but still have some tentacles to grab a prey unlike it relative i could imagine them have 10 tentacles instead of8 they sexual dimorphism they male will have a blue skin and a smaller body while female a much more common and very big yet can handle a pressure and it have white skin unlike it relative ningen will not eat they partner instead they both will take care of the egg until the egg hatch the larva have been known to be on the iceberg to cool down it body and temperature they been known to eat marine snow when they young only young ningen have been know to be a fliter feeder So yeah that my another take on ningen what did ya think of it?
This is a pretty funny video and I mean this with no exaggeration that human crab is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen in the past week also have you ever considered covering the Pyro of TF2 because well frankly I do not care what anyone tells me I do not for a second believe that thing is human and I demand answers.
Can You Please Next Do Reptar From Rugrats, Tyrannomon From Digimon And Homerzilla From The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horrors, The Closest Relative Of Gojira
I remember first hearing about "everything" turning into crabs or "things keep turning into crabs" and thinking "How does a vertebrate turn into a crab?" Was on PBS Eons and boy was I disappointed. No surprise in surprise in *crustaceans* becoming crab-like but people are always using that clickbait title.
God this is just… I don’t know how to respond to this buffoonery it’s just so bizarre and kinda creepy. I love it nonetheless though. I like seeing these spec evo shitposts and hope you continue to do crazy stuff like this in the future. Now today’s proposal: Death from Puss in Boots. Many flesh and blood beings in this world have been warped by superstition and spiritualism. For better or worse like the Lion Turtles and today’s research subject respectively. The Lobo de la Muerte is one of the most prominent examples of this even from the name alone. “Wolf of Death” is the English translation for this creature and it is appropriate considering the behaviour of these animals. These large canines are patient hunters and will employ a variety of tactics to take down prey. Unlike other wolf species this one lives a solitary life due to the less hospitable land in southwestern Europe leading to a team strategy to be ultimately more trouble than its worth and this has led to some interesting adaptations. These wolves are entirely bipedal and use their front limbs to take down prey with one of their front digits being adapted into a large, sickle shaped claw on each paw that is their main weapon. These claws are highly mobile and can be used to inflict stabs, slashes and even blunt force injuries when used by experienced Lobo. This is partly because the claws have a certain degree of metal compositing within it in order to deal as much damage as possible. This ultimately helps the sadistic nature of the Lobo as it will often torture its prey for a while before putting them out of their misery. The typical hunting practices of these animals involve stalking their prey for days on end, always in silence due to pads on their feet, always appearing out of the corner of their eye and putting them on edge with its presence. This is furthered by a unique ability, infrasound. As they stalk their prey the Lobo will let out a series of complex sounds that sound similar to whistling and capable of instilling fear into anything that hears it, or even feels it directly. This is accomplished due to a highly sophisticated snout that can produce many a sound, some even theorised to be a form of long distance communication between individual Lobo. Indeed these wolves are highly intelligent, similar to primates and select cetaceans and this is furthered by their use of primitive clothing and camouflage, made out of certain plants and even stuff stolen from human settlements like ponchos. There are many theories as to why they do this, some think that it’s camouflage but others think it might be to help thermoregulation due to the Spanish heat. The Lobo have a strange relationship with domestic cats and often will single them out and harass them both psychologically and physically. Ultimately killing them in the midst of their sadistic pleasure. Strangely they rarely attack humans and often will be allowed passage through human settlements if they are not hunting anything. Although they will often raid areas like grave sites at night and dig out corpses to feast on which might be the reason they have been given their moniker, along with their extremely high success rate in hunts. Unfortunately as human activity is increasing and the encroaching on the habitat of the Lobo de la Muerte these animals are becoming closer and closer to the mere legends that surround them. See you soon and good luck over your break!
Well why not do other animals as sharks birds people and crocodiles known as gyoazation where with transform into a shark like form pteroazation where animals with long arms evolved powered flight swampazation where semi aquatic reptiles evolved to look like crocodiles and homoazation where very smart animals like crows evolved sapients
Crabs and humans:
- Omnivorous diet.
- First pair of limbs used primarily for grasping.
- Legs can walk in all directions but not fast.
- Have tails that are either held incredibly close to the body or are inside the body.
Conclusion: Humans will not become crabs because humans are ALREADY crabs.
@@dank_smirk2ndchannel200 clic clac
JESUS H. CHRIST!!?!! That THING at the end looks like something out of All Tomorrows!
Him: What if humanity at it's full potential.
Me YEEAAS! ! !
Him: (That image)
Me: ... (Screenshot and back up)
Not even the Qu would think of something so horrifying
@@DevonLeSuer aw thanks :)
@@researcherchameleon4602 I'll file that as a compliment
0:23 A mutant that escaped from a lab.
0:36 A bipedal frog.
0:49 After Man 2.0
1:25 A deleted design from All Tommorrows
Looks like Mr. Frog
Hello
@@researcherchameleon4602 Which one?
@@yamatanoorochi6203 The Bipedal frog looks like Mr. Frog, and the Mr. Krabs one is worse than what the Que would dare to do
1:28 Money! Money! Money!
The Crab-Bird looks like a Pikmin creature.
@@GhazMazTV it kinda does, yeah! 😂
I think this video might have worked well as an April fools joke
@@magnolia1253 nah this one is dead serious
@@speculativewildlife, Bro, What amount of Cocaina Colombiana do you take?
@@speculativewildlife,
Fun Fact 10% accurate: Fish can't evolve into crabs, reptiles (KFC supply including) can't evolve into Crabs, and Humans can't evolve into Crabs, bro my Entire Generation will be doomed to suffer by living like that.
this crab human stare your soul while the creator talked the crab-man.............. it super cool!
@@beegamer1394 🦀 he sees you
1:25 beautiful 😢
Hey it's mr krabs as a human, but cursed!
Why did you make the bird and human look terrifying?
@@NicholasLalima why, for fun! :)
The spycrab has breached our gene pool.
Crab creatures, and I will request you to do cactus doctor reimagined video because cactus doctor is a toriko cactus and it will be a cactus of the Californian desert.
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
The crab bird looks so silly 😂😂
The crabbird looks like it escaped from Star Control
i wonder what happens when you give the human crab some money and a patty restruant resembling a crab trap.
They will be rich
@@iansong8464 they will exploit their employees
@@speculativewildlife and battle werid cyclops plankton human hyrbids.
God this is so unhinged (I love it)
@@thomaseasley2938 thanks :)
Well... That was something. I like the crab bird the most. I'm just going to mention Eduardo Valdez Hevia again because his carcinisation art has been used with the meme the most. (Some people think it's a real skeleton. Kind of crazy, right?)
Holy goodness😮..............cursed
All hail our evolution🛐
Insert the "Moar" meme with the last one.
@@TylerRakstis 🤣
Did anyone notice that the last one was wearing Mr. Krabs’s attire?
Dear god
The bird is the best one
Glad you liked it!
Okay so for today's suggestions how about the Golden Hippopotamus from Elden Ring and the Dream Tiger from Twitter/X?
M E M E A P P R O V E D. Suggestion: Chinese Dragons
ARGHGugugugugugugugug!! Money! Money! Money! 💰
🦀
A Human (or any tetrapod) would have to first conversantly evolve into sea turtles.
Convergent*
@@secondbeamship not if we dare to dream
The peak of science fiction!
So uhh recently i see the post of ningen as a blanked octopus and i was kinda ykw? I got a idea!:
Ningen i think actually related to vampire squid they fin on they mantle are mistake as a hand and arm of a human due to it long and humanoid appearance but in reality they fin are actually look like cuttlefish ningen diet probably consider some shrimp and dead animal and some jellyfish 🪼 anyway i think that thwy no longer have a grabbed tentacle instead they tentacles jave become flipper in order to swim better to escape predator but still have some tentacles to grab a prey unlike it relative i could imagine them have 10 tentacles instead of8 they sexual dimorphism they male will have a blue skin and a smaller body while female a much more common and very big yet can handle a pressure and it have white skin unlike it relative ningen will not eat they partner instead they both will take care of the egg until the egg hatch the larva have been known to be on the iceberg to cool down it body and temperature they been known to eat marine snow when they young only young ningen have been know to be a fliter feeder
So yeah that my another take on ningen what did ya think of it?
This is a pretty funny video and I mean this with no exaggeration that human crab is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen in the past week also have you ever considered covering the Pyro of TF2 because well frankly I do not care what anyone tells me I do not for a second believe that thing is human and I demand answers.
@@KirboConnoisseur17 I fear no man. But that thing... it scares me...
Awesome idea, and thanks!
On a somewhat more serious note, will you be doing a spec evo on the Mongolian Death Worm?
There's probably alot of ways on what to reimagine it as
@@ChaseDaOrk3767 I certainly will!
Can You Please Next Do Reptar From Rugrats, Tyrannomon From Digimon And Homerzilla From The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horrors, The Closest Relative Of Gojira
@@TiagoMarques-n3e nice!
Do speculative biology of Kermit the Frog, please!
@@hakunarumchata I'll see what I can do!
Saiyan biology when?
@@TreyNewman-m1r soon
Yos
I remember first hearing about "everything" turning into crabs or "things keep turning into crabs" and thinking "How does a vertebrate turn into a crab?" Was on PBS Eons and boy was I disappointed. No surprise in surprise in *crustaceans* becoming crab-like but people are always using that clickbait title.
@@garg4531 yeah, its a bit disappointing. Luckily, now we have the real answer to what that would be like!
God this is just… I don’t know how to respond to this buffoonery it’s just so bizarre and kinda creepy. I love it nonetheless though. I like seeing these spec evo shitposts and hope you continue to do crazy stuff like this in the future.
Now today’s proposal: Death from Puss in Boots.
Many flesh and blood beings in this world have been warped by superstition and spiritualism. For better or worse like the Lion Turtles and today’s research subject respectively. The Lobo de la Muerte is one of the most prominent examples of this even from the name alone. “Wolf of Death” is the English translation for this creature and it is appropriate considering the behaviour of these animals. These large canines are patient hunters and will employ a variety of tactics to take down prey. Unlike other wolf species this one lives a solitary life due to the less hospitable land in southwestern Europe leading to a team strategy to be ultimately more trouble than its worth and this has led to some interesting adaptations. These wolves are entirely bipedal and use their front limbs to take down prey with one of their front digits being adapted into a large, sickle shaped claw on each paw that is their main weapon. These claws are highly mobile and can be used to inflict stabs, slashes and even blunt force injuries when used by experienced Lobo. This is partly because the claws have a certain degree of metal compositing within it in order to deal as much damage as possible. This ultimately helps the sadistic nature of the Lobo as it will often torture its prey for a while before putting them out of their misery. The typical hunting practices of these animals involve stalking their prey for days on end, always in silence due to pads on their feet, always appearing out of the corner of their eye and putting them on edge with its presence.
This is furthered by a unique ability, infrasound. As they stalk their prey the Lobo will let out a series of complex sounds that sound similar to whistling and capable of instilling fear into anything that hears it, or even feels it directly. This is accomplished due to a highly sophisticated snout that can produce many a sound, some even theorised to be a form of long distance communication between individual Lobo. Indeed these wolves are highly intelligent, similar to primates and select cetaceans and this is furthered by their use of primitive clothing and camouflage, made out of certain plants and even stuff stolen from human settlements like ponchos. There are many theories as to why they do this, some think that it’s camouflage but others think it might be to help thermoregulation due to the Spanish heat. The Lobo have a strange relationship with domestic cats and often will single them out and harass them both psychologically and physically. Ultimately killing them in the midst of their sadistic pleasure. Strangely they rarely attack humans and often will be allowed passage through human settlements if they are not hunting anything. Although they will often raid areas like grave sites at night and dig out corpses to feast on which might be the reason they have been given their moniker, along with their extremely high success rate in hunts. Unfortunately as human activity is increasing and the encroaching on the habitat of the Lobo de la Muerte these animals are becoming closer and closer to the mere legends that surround them.
See you soon and good luck over your break!
@@AncientBacon-2024 amazing stuff! A great proposal for a great villain!
🗿👍
This very good 💙💙💙💙💙
@@Zekeriyasenturk6513 hey thanks :D
WHY!
@@franxz4401 I feed on nightmares
are you gonna do spongebob and patrick
@@deadpoolrlz9685 yes I will
Well why not do other animals as sharks birds people and crocodiles known as gyoazation where with transform into a shark like form pteroazation where animals with long arms evolved powered flight swampazation where semi aquatic reptiles evolved to look like crocodiles and homoazation where very smart animals like crows evolved sapients
Thank god, Humans aren't gonna evolve into that... thing...
@@ryonhatcher4561 I have bad news
@@speculativewildlife Don't tell me... 😨
@ryonhatcher4561, they might.
@@NicholasLalima I said "DON'T tell me".
@ryonhatcher4561 Sorry, I couldn't resist.
do you think God stays in heaven because of us
"me 02/09/24"
@@the_monsterraium He fears us crab people
Crab people crab people
clic clac
This is obviously a joke
@@Terraformer-17 is it tho
Wtf
Indeed, my friend. Indeed.
Please unlist this video, so it’s a joke that’s only seen when actually going to RUclips channel.
Someday you’ll have to answer for your actions and the government will not be as merciful as me!
Hey do u have a public discord
@@ChristiangrapeReal yep
Time For Crab 🦀