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- Опубликовано: 29 май 2024
- Government sources have told #BrokenNews that the media is obsessed with tittle-tattle about minor issues such as societal collapse.
Number 10 has urged the country to pull together, to consider the more important implications of celebrity affairs.
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If only this wasn't more factual than BBC news.
To be fair that is a low bar
The "Collective Union: National Tabloid Societies" is a fantastic touch, truth in the name.
What a lovely story.
I would say “Lovely Story”, but I’m too busy looking at that other thing over there, as direct by my right-wing newspaper.
I once said to Lord Halifax "Britain hasn't been the same since the franchise was extended to the peasantry. What was wrong with rotten boroughs after all?" He nodded sagely. "Bastards," he said in a knowing way. In my experience the hoi polloi are far too easily distracted by things like not having houses and being unable to feed their children.
Well, there is the problem! If the ordinary folk were working longer hours to feed themselves they wouldn't have the energy to get involved in fluffy things like democracy would they? We really are too generous with our wealth, giving away weekends off etc.
love the comment
When are Broken News going to cover the latest on the Lord Lucan story?
Suspiciously quiet if you ask me...👀
Lord Lucan is so relevant it only happened 50 years ago wow
@@homolgus1 That's the point.
Lord Lucan? The guy with the zoo. Didn’t that happen like 50 years ago
Really, no one's told me what the prime minister had for breakfast this morning I've got to spend the whole day wondering. Yet I know what the Bloke sleeping in the shop doorway had. Nothing.
Seems like an easy solution then, vote in the homeless guy.
Wasn’t that article directly lifted from the BBC? Radio 4 Today programme is like this every day too
Funny, because it's so true
Ah yes, the old "Squirrel," trick.
The Daily Fail will go into meltdown when they discover that Black Squirrels exist where I live. I won't reveal the location for the sake of their safety and security. The squirrels, that is.
I hope they mention the shocking price of caviar, since the invasion of Ukraine.
A good money saving tip is to only buy the cheaper Sevruga Caviar for your servants, and keep the Beluga for yourself.
On the money as ever
A total 100% gem of a news item.
Very apt for todays news
Funny but unfortunately true.
Nailed it.
Vote Out to Help Out
Excellent journalism
That 'collective union' certainly have a lot to answer for
I really loved that satire piece you did about the people going to the food bank saying they were going to vote Tory because they are looking after the poor. Brilliant! What was that? That was real? Oh! We're in trouble aren't we?
Loverly story. Whenever I hear "the real issue is..." (or similar) my BS detector starts twitching
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 Vote the clowns out.
Take back the newsrooms, I say. The editors are NOT the face of the news, or the networks. But they wield the power - the power we mistakenly attribute to the frontmen and women.
In other news:
Look!
Squirrel!
And look what's happened outside that courthouse in New York... there's a guy in his y-fronts with a guitar 🎸
Oh really? Which channel?
Is it actually a blue Fender Player Stratocaster I have one of those
@@OghamTheBold And what colour Y fronts do you own ?
Oh whats that over there rishi was heard to say. On rayner being cleared of trumped up tory charges.
Too right!! Hilarious. ❤
I thought π was going to be my fave reference (mostly because I was trying to work out what the other 7st was doing...) Then the Media Union made its statement and I had to go and find my hat just so that I could take it off for you gents. Bravo! 👏
That reporter is surprisingly light!
Thank you Broken News for putting me straight on things that a really important. Lovely story😘😘😘
What a lovely change from street crime reports....
Keep it. Up team
And LIVE from Downing Street...........always the best from the frontline.
I love these two ❤️
Yay! x
Every day, my Google feed brings me misery... more misery... Ooh! Taylor Swift!!! 😀
In a nutshell. This is the state we're in.
Priorities!
I look forward to watching this in 2 days.
Set an alarm!
Look, a squirrel!
Well done ❤
Well, all I have to say is.........ooh, what's that over there?.............is it a red admiral or a peacock?......I always get those two muddled up, what was I saying?
Better, and better, what a lovely story.
Lol! Great stuff guys. Wouldn't it be fantastic if you ran the Tabloid shit rag newspapers, life would be so so much better for us all. Thanks for sharing
Politicians often answer difficult questions with “What the British public really want to know is…”.
Mr P Oscillation is a fine upstanding chap.
Excellent parody, much truth told in jest. Bravo
Thank you, Northern Imposters Productions.
Our pleasure!
Nice touch of Pi
Personally, I think that this holds true for pretty much every political party since politics were first invented (with some minor technical adjustments needed).... Nicely said though.
On the button. As always BN.
More 100% on point genius. Talking of fashion trivia, I see Sunak is sporting a Sports Direct rucksack to look like a big eared bell end you could go to the pub with. Oh no, hang on it's £750 worth of personalised backpack, but mere loose change for crook on 100k a day
Pi??
That's the 3.141...etc of pure news muscle I suppose?
lovely story.
Excellent as always 😊
What a lovely story.
Yes! No one seems to have spotted that the national service thing wasn't actually a policy; it was only to deflect attention from the 'achievements' of 14 years of . . . whatever that was.
And why is Diane Abbott suddenly more important than, well, anything?
wonderful.
Your best yet. Excellent.
Thank you - please share it everywhere! L&P x
That’s really sloppy journalism!! You needed to do NO “investigation” as it’s clear this non-story wrote itself!!
Well done, another cracking episode.
Make sure you don’t peak too far before the election!!
Focus on hospitality work coach 27 said take my college Physics prize off my CV so I told Job Centre bodyguards Norway ban for slavery and they raised their eyes syphilization is BROKEN
"hilariously blatant corruption."
Thank you Pi
😂
#billiondollarnews - the best hashtag
I’ve heard that the reporters Pi and Pie can’t meet, as they’ll unleash Gozer
You deserved a like! I have to say I did miss that one ... one needs a couple of views of these jam packed shots to get it all ! Including pausing to read the captions !
Penile-Oscillation or Wang Twang as he’s called round the office.
Ok, I give up: which royal minor was it?
You guys seem to be getting better and better 😂
On the money
Nice one made me laugh😅
Thank you! Please share!
@@larryandpaul yep I've shared this out to my friends
Pi. 🤣😂 The reporter formally known as...
Excellent work chaps...oh and have a coffee on me. Happy Friday. 🙂
Very kind thank you!
I haven't been able to focus on anything other than Prince Williams massive shlong, for the past 2 weeks. My eyes are watering at the thought of it.
Maybe you should stop looking at it and let him get back to his "royal duties"?
That’s Bromsgrove for you…
I'm sure this is non controversial, but is the reporters surname 'sans-serif bold' ?
We might call them Tories or we might describe them as CONS. So much better in french.
👍
As a lifelong Tory supporter I think it's wrong to assume that we don't all recognise that we are staring into a bottomless pit of economic ruin and social despair...... it's just that if one is a Conservative member then one doesn't have to queue to see it and there's a free bar.
Spot on and now a millionaire telling another rich geezer how he diverted money away from those who needed it to those who didn't - today's Britain
Pi is irrational
Downing St = Sesame St
Thanks to a Greek letter I want 🥧
Katie Price, had more fists than a KFC bucket!
Is your Reporter’s first name Jonathan?
I was here before all of you!
But how?!
@@larryandpaul I watched it when it was private.
@@larryandpaul time traveller
Time traveler or time lord?
😂😢
Never mind these sarcastical cynical sceptical "lovely stories" !!!
What we need is more in-depthical analytical exposè's of the Markel woman.
However do you think we form our opinions.?
Just Vote Tory because the sir rupertburt mcmuderocs news paper rags media told you too.
Another Autocue reader kerfuffle, buy our air freshener and Avengeslice28 actor stubs toe pizza deal celebrity, cosy telly Showbiz mates
Pete Penile-Oscillation
Always four seconds from disaster.
What a lovely story and an even lovelier image...😉
On the money as ever