Marriage is work yall. My forst one was 14 months, but I made it twice as long as her first one which was 6months. Married for different reasons the second time. My wife now I married for heart and not because she was a size 2 or phtsical features, HEART> our kids are so great, so smart, have hearts as bis as ours. And its work every day to stay married. We are at 24 years now. kids are gone and we are still doing well.....
@@tomcole4736 marriage is for idiots y’all. I know statistics and critical thinking gets in the way of your emotions but that’s doesn’t change that facts.
@@tomcole4736congrats. I've been with my man for decades. I love being married to him. It's all about picking the right one. Unfortunately... you usually don't know until after you're already married.
@@LB-uo7xy Not really. My parents got married young and just celebrated their 60th. My husband and I got married young and are going on 35 this year. We are very happy and still in love. When you know that you are with the right person, you just know. It's not stupid. What's stupid is getting married for the wrong reasons, thinking marriage is easy, taking each other for granted, and giving up too easily. 🤔 ✌🏻
Your lady is absolutely gorgeous Brother, she reminds me of my beautifl wife taken far to early in life. Mine was a ginger but the smile is what gets me thinking & then I have a great day remembering how fortunate I am to had 22 incredible years with my girl 😊
That's bs. Most women, end up poorer and with dependents and only a break every other weekend, if at all. Men get to go on to get another wife and kids.
@@dontstalkmedeltoro8816really??? We men have a saying! If the wife cheats on you and you find out and call them out the woman will keep the house the kids and we the man will pay for your new Man to live in the house we bought and will still make payments while he's fuckin screwing you!!! And paying you to screw our lives upside upside down! While you turn our own children against us!!! Women are evil!!! And the courts back them up because they make money also from the child support!!! The whole system is against men!!! Prove me wrong!!!!!
For a man marriage is step one towards being turned into a modern day slave. When she divorces you, and she will divorce you, you get to buy her a house. You also give her almost everything you own and pay her a chunk of your salary every month. If you don't or can't pay then you go to jail. If that's not bad enough, you take out a life insurance policy so she gets a huge chunk of cash when you die. Or in other words, she's compensated for the loss of her slave. Fellas, don't get married. There's nothing good in it for you.
@@SimonKnight1023 you obviously a little kid and not a man, men have fun in their marriage because they live their wives and kids and marry someone they are friends with :D but you wouldn't know that because all you know is social media, and your brainwashed to believe everything you hear 🙉
On the bright side, only 5.1 men out of 1000 men are getting married now. That means most men aren't daft... it also means most men aren't 6'4 billionaires with two helicopters and a six pack so they are invisible to women.
I think that's the best way to do it. Basically, either wisely don't get married, at all, or stupidly commit fully and completely, right down to the grit and grind. And the wisest are the ones who do it the stupidest. That makes no sense, but I bet people understand what I mean, anyway. Congrats on your upcoming 50th anniversary! Crossing my fingers for the both of you, that it'll hold that long, and then for several more after that!
@@erikjrn4080 ... the more recent version of the (same) joke is "who wants to break in another one at this late date!" I mean, I just got this one trained!
I have to admit my wife played her hand perfectly. I'm into NFL football. My then girlfriend learned about football. She knew the players name and number. She could watch the game with me and the fellas and hold her own. I didn't have to explain anything. We were together for 6 years then got married. After marriage she watched one game with me. Then her interest in football made an excellent jailbreak and escaped. Her interest in football went right out the window. We are married now so there is no reason to keep pretending that she loves football. She played her hand perfectly.
She's still pretty. Most women put on 5 to 7 pounds a year. 10 years later, you suddenly realize that you married her mother. Men's value increases as he gets older. Women's value always decreases. They never look as good as they do coming down the aisle; that's why they all diet and spend a fortune making sure they look that good on that day, so you won't run out of the church screaming.
Don't worry, that won't last. Perhaps you can become delusional, and think that being stuck with the same woman for a lifetime is a good idea. The seven year itch, is a very real thing.
@@d.e.b.b5788 when marriage was first introduced the life span was 35 None off putting up with this crap off m or modern day marriage Till do we part when the cash runs out
Marriage would be a lot healthier if there was ZERO support or alimony for a cheating spouse, and mandatory paternity testing. Jail time for fraudulently claiming fatherhood....
NOPE! Marriage is an institution I'd rather not be committed to, thank you very much! Rings and colors.... Are for the circus 🎪! SERVITUDE & less freedom, thank you very much! 😂
Condolences, you poor Bastard.😢 a man isn't Complete till He's Married, 😢 then? He's Finished... 😂 The 3 Rings 💍 #1 the Engagement Ring, #2The wedding Ring, and #3The Suffering. 😥 💔 🌹
"When did he find out"... Did y'all hear that too? Understand what he said? Comprehend what he meant? Funny, right? DO NOT "like my comment", because I plagiarized the man's joke, as if I'm super special because I actually GOT IT. That was Chapelle's point all along, for us all to "GET IT!". ALL OF US. If you wanna like my comment? Do so because I think it's bullshit repeating funny or important parts of someone else's work? Shouldn't be rewarded with "likes". Have a GD original thought. How bout that?
thinking wrongly about things like this.. IT IS A Compromose..marrige is, andthe mendo not wish to compromise, astheyare the brad whinners of the famly. BUT do it anyway..soyouse and your spouse can then have funn times again..and NO div never div. YOU aer both two different peoples who have come together to conjoin and make a new person..WORK IT OUT talk talk talk compromise..andLIVE
There's not any hope for me. I am terminally married. Almost 31 years now. My niece recently got engaged. When I saw her beau recently, I told him, "Run, Dude! Runnnnnn!!!!!"
All jokes aside, this unfortunately is: "THE FRIGGEN TRUTH"....Every friend that I've lost is still alive as an Indentured Servant to the Ball & Chain who shackled him!!....marriage only benefits the WOMAN, not the MAN!!
Yeah, women sure do love marriage, however us men, we treat our friends like they got terminal disease, you know, it's like fuck bro, wouldn't it happen? I'm sorry to hear you didn't drink out of my beer caught nothing.
I married the same women twice. Had 3 young boys. End result was the same. Only saving grace is we are best friends now … takes a village to raise kids. I met her in 1977. Married her in 1986. Be Honest I wouldn’t trade one single day and would give my right arm to be with her again.
Mike: YOU are damn lucky to have such a great wife. She is always working on something in your house. She's working out and is always has a smile, in spite of all the misogynistic jokes you are playing.
While I don't ever plan on Getting married. I have female friends, and my self who are like dudes. When we find out some one is getting married. My brother is engaged, ans when I found that out. I'm like what are yoy going to wear to your funeral? He wasn't amused. His lovely bride to be laughed.
For a man marriage is step one towards being turned into a modern day slave. When she divorces you, and she will divorce you, you get to buy her a house. You also give her almost everything you own and pay her a chunk of your salary every month. If you don't or can't pay then you go to jail. If that's not bad enough, you take out a life insurance policy so she gets a huge chunk of cash when you die. Or in other words, she's compensated for the loss of her slave. Fellas, don't get married. There's nothing good in it for you.
I too have been married twice. Both were good women. Sweet and loving. Both have passed on and I love ❤ & miss them. Each for her own reasons. Interestingly, both enjoyed humor about marriage, and would have enjoyed this skit. Those are good memories for me. I need that.
I'm gonna keep saying it. All you do is take other people’s material, play it in front of your grinning wife and make money. It's stealing basically. The least you could do is credit the actual artist who's talking.
my girls 2 sissys had beautiful pink tea length dresses they could wear again my wedding dress ... in my trunk since cleaning my parents house...donate
Single men know that if one of their friends gets married, likely they will not be seeing him again. It's like a death. "Did you hear that Fred got married?" "He was so young..."
When a man thought about married, he just wanted a woman that he loved to be comfortable and feel more secure, but women don't think that way. Think that way now always said? How is a fool if you don't and a fool if you dit?
Last four times a friend got married I send a card reading "My Condolences". With the number of marriages ending in nuclear divorce, I am against marriage altogether. All a marriage is these days is a guy getting set up to lose everything. The last mate that got married said she was a keeper, she was too. She kept everything
I don't understand shorts like these. Like she's just standing there smiling and folding a blanket. The real video is enjoying the comedian whom we don't even know what he looks like.
And that the truth too! It's like your buddy's are being put into a insane instruction... They go get married disappear for a few years then end up drunk on your doorstep saying "why did you let me do it!"
"When did he find out..." 😆
Xactly what I was picking up on! 😂😢😮😅
After the stick read "POSITIVE"!
That's the best line I have heard in a long time.
I work with a man that told me “I got married too young” I said “really, how old were you when you got married?” He said “fifty-seven”
Always felt
I've been married twice. Both women were ready for a wedding, but not a marriage.
Twice the fool. Well done.
Marriage is work yall. My forst one was 14 months, but I made it twice as long as her first one which was 6months. Married for different reasons the second time. My wife now I married for heart and not because she was a size 2 or phtsical features, HEART> our kids are so great, so smart, have hearts as bis as ours. And its work every day to stay married. We are at 24 years now. kids are gone and we are still doing well.....
@@tomcole4736 marriage is for idiots y’all. I know statistics and critical thinking gets in the way of your emotions but that’s doesn’t change that facts.
@@tomcole4736congrats.
I've been with my man for decades.
I love being married to him.
It's all about picking the right one.
Unfortunately... you usually don't know until after you're already married.
@@tomcole4736It’s funny how men need to experience it otherwise we can’t make them understand.
Quite ironic honestly.
"What happened to Peter?"
"He got married."
" Oh my God, that's so sad! He was so young!"
Well getting married young is actually objectively sad and also stupid.
Hahaha 😆
@@LB-uo7xy
Not really. My parents got married young and just celebrated their 60th. My husband and I got married young and are going on 35 this year. We are very happy and still in love. When you know that you are with the right person, you just know. It's not stupid.
What's stupid is getting married for the wrong reasons, thinking marriage is easy, taking each other for granted, and giving up too easily. 🤔 ✌🏻
He came down with a bad case of married. 😊
Yea, it's terminal.
RIP to a real one.
That's a real shame, he was a good guy.
Charles was quite possibly the last person to find out that he was getting married
I don't know who this comedian is, but he is VERY FUNNY!!!! AND CLEAN!!!!
Drew Thomas
i like clean jokes too! it's refreshing to the body and soul :)
I think he is a pastor... preaching to his congregation on Sunday morning 😅
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Your lady is absolutely gorgeous Brother, she reminds me of my beautifl wife taken far to early in life. Mine was a ginger but the smile is what gets me thinking & then I have a great day remembering how fortunate I am to had 22 incredible years with my girl 😊
Never enter into a contract where the woman is rewarded for breaking the contract.
That's bs.
Most women, end up poorer and with dependents and only a break every other weekend, if at all.
Men get to go on to get another wife and kids.
So true!!!!!!!!!!
@@dontstalkmedeltoro8816really??? We men have a saying! If the wife cheats on you and you find out and call them out the woman will keep the house the kids and we the man will pay for your new Man to live in the house we bought and will still make payments while he's fuckin screwing you!!! And paying you to screw our lives upside upside down! While you turn our own children against us!!! Women are evil!!! And the courts back them up because they make money also from the child support!!! The whole system is against men!!! Prove me wrong!!!!!
Yea...the dummies who Get to have another wife😂
For a man marriage is step one towards being turned into a modern day slave.
When she divorces you, and she will divorce you, you get to buy her a house. You also give her almost everything you own and pay her a chunk of your salary every month. If you don't or can't pay then you go to jail. If that's not bad enough, you take out a life insurance policy so she gets a huge chunk of cash when you die. Or in other words, she's compensated for the loss of her slave.
Fellas, don't get married. There's nothing good in it for you.
I got four of my fat friends to stand next to me. 😂
God, she's so cute! Her smile is dazzling.
🫣 simps
Dude, shut the hell up.
She kinda looks like a dude.
These videos are substantially better because of the wife's reactions. :)
I think I cracked a rib. Lmao ❤
Charles actually didn’t know he’s getting married…he just found out🤣🤣🤣
My uncle got a black rose and a eulogy from his best man prior to his second marriage. We all lsughed.
yea you cant do that at the first marriage lol
Well if that's how to you go into a marriage I wonder why
@@catherinemccright1256How else is there for men? Lol
@@SimonKnight1023 you obviously a little kid and not a man, men have fun in their marriage because they live their wives and kids and marry someone they are friends with :D but you wouldn't know that because all you know is social media, and your brainwashed to believe everything you hear 🙉
Facts 😂😂😂
So funny, so true.
There should be a sign above the door to the wedding venue, “Men ! Give up hope all ye who enter here”.
On the bright side, only 5.1 men out of 1000 men are getting married now. That means most men aren't daft... it also means most men aren't 6'4 billionaires with two helicopters and a six pack so they are invisible to women.
...And now I'm envisioning that phrase as a tattoo on a lady's bikini area.
Pure truth.
And I'm dying😂
My wife and I got married and had kids before we knew any better. That's still the story 48+ years later.
I think that's the best way to do it. Basically, either wisely don't get married, at all, or stupidly commit fully and completely, right down to the grit and grind. And the wisest are the ones who do it the stupidest. That makes no sense, but I bet people understand what I mean, anyway.
Congrats on your upcoming 50th anniversary! Crossing my fingers for the both of you, that it'll hold that long, and then for several more after that!
@@erikjrn4080 ... the more recent version of the (same) joke is "who wants to break in another one at this late date!" I mean, I just got this one trained!
48 years ago was a different period in human history.
Today's world is like has been invaded by a different species.
We call them women. :)
I have to admit my wife played her hand perfectly.
I'm into NFL football.
My then girlfriend learned about football.
She knew the players name and number.
She could watch the game with me and the fellas and hold her own.
I didn't have to explain anything.
We were together for 6 years then got married.
After marriage she watched one game with me.
Then her interest in football made an excellent jailbreak and escaped.
Her interest in football went right out the window.
We are married now so there is no reason to keep pretending that she loves football.
She played her hand perfectly.
Love her reactions 😊
Just want to say u are a very lucky man... What a smile
You can't tell by lookin at them. Sometimes it's a disguise.
She's still pretty. Most women put on 5 to 7 pounds a year. 10 years later, you suddenly realize that you married her mother. Men's value increases as he gets older. Women's value always decreases. They never look as good as they do coming down the aisle; that's why they all diet and spend a fortune making sure they look that good on that day, so you won't run out of the church screaming.
Why men gamble with their lives by getting married is beyond me
Critical thinking is dead among men. Women understand even if they’ll never admit it cause why would they. It’s men that are the fools
For the VA jay jay
@@danielmcclorey6606except its cheaper and more available before marrying it!
Yep for sure...many men give their lives to get some Va jay jay
Rumor is - that well dries up pretty quick after the wedding cake 🎂💀
Daily Amnesia, it occurs right after you have sex and fall asleep, then the reprogramming and injections begin.
Her speachless reactions kill it. Charlie Chaplin ain't got anything on her.
😂😂😂
This is the most funniest shorts I ever seen 😂😂😂😂 you crack me up
Facts 💯 Especially true to men over 40.
I love that she "folds" the blanket and then just drops it into a pile.
That's how to fold a fitted sheet too...
😂😂😂😂..sad thing is he's soo oooo right..I've heard my male m8s pretty much have this exact conversation..& yep same with the brides side...love it😂😂😂
I am happily married, she's happy and I am married 😂
Don't worry, that won't last. Perhaps you can become delusional, and think that being stuck with the same woman for a lifetime is a good idea. The seven year itch, is a very real thing.
@@d.e.b.b5788 when marriage was first introduced the life span was 35
None off putting up with this crap off m or modern day marriage
Till do we part when the cash runs out
@@d.e.b.b5788Most def
@@d.e.b.b5788literally a joke
Is this lady not the cutest girl you've ever seen??
It must be amazing to go through life with a woman with that kind of smile....
Ahh geeze 😖 must be AaaMazing 🤨🤮
nothing prettier than a beautiful smile.
Marriage would be a lot healthier if there was ZERO support or alimony for a cheating spouse, and mandatory paternity testing. Jail time for fraudulently claiming fatherhood....
NOPE! Marriage is an institution I'd rather not be committed to, thank you very much! Rings and colors.... Are for the circus 🎪!
SERVITUDE & less freedom, thank you very much! 😂
That's fininn funny 👍👍👍
When women think about marriage, they are really thinking about the wedding.
We live a post-marriage society, and marriage is dangerous for men today. Esepcially for thr men who fall in the average scoio-economic spectrum.
So, basically, your ‘job’ is profiting of someone else’s jokes whilst making faces?
Haha
funny thing is, its true! DO NOT DO IT! YOU WELL REGRET IT!
Bro ain't wrong. The really sad part about it is that it's voluntary.
Her facial expressions and reactions make me laugh the most.
That's messed up. Damn lol
A men carries a wallet with no 💵.
The funniest clip ever!!
He should have been like no but he was too young this should have never happened to him. 😂
Where do y'all get these jokes at lol thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
married is like a death sentence today
She's is adorable she just smiles at him 😅
Sad but true.
Is she ur gf ?
😂😂😂😂 NO LIE 😂😂😅
Not true
After he was diagnosed He found out he has Marriage😂
Yepp Folks STORY LINES Getting Funnier By The Day Fascinating To FOLLOW Happy Thanks Giving Weekend ❤❤❤😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
good pens
Condolences, you poor Bastard.😢 a man isn't Complete till He's Married, 😢 then? He's Finished... 😂 The 3 Rings 💍 #1 the Engagement Ring, #2The wedding Ring, and #3The Suffering. 😥 💔 🌹
"When did he find out"... Did y'all hear that too? Understand what he said? Comprehend what he meant? Funny, right?
DO NOT "like my comment", because I plagiarized the man's joke, as if I'm super special because I actually GOT IT. That was Chapelle's point all along, for us all to "GET IT!". ALL OF US.
If you wanna like my comment? Do so because I think it's bullshit repeating funny or important parts of someone else's work? Shouldn't be rewarded with "likes".
Have a GD original thought. How bout that?
thinking wrongly about things like this.. IT IS A Compromose..marrige is, andthe mendo not wish to compromise, astheyare the brad whinners of the famly. BUT do it anyway..soyouse and your spouse can then have funn times again..and NO div never div. YOU aer both two different peoples who have come together to conjoin and make a new person..WORK IT OUT talk talk talk compromise..andLIVE
Don't do it , please , Don't do it , Get back , Get back ,
No , No , No .......
A man looking at his wedding party 20 years ago .
A truthful-to-me-mostly man told me a man gets married to stop dating the woman he loves. his bride gets married to date him forever.
That's some funny stuff right there hilarious and you young lady are adorable
There's not any hope for me. I am terminally married. Almost 31 years now. My niece recently got engaged. When I saw her beau recently, I told him, "Run, Dude! Runnnnnn!!!!!"
That's another thing..."when did he find out?"..... because we don't know it's happening until THEY tell us!
All jokes aside, this unfortunately is: "THE FRIGGEN TRUTH"....Every friend that I've lost is still alive as an Indentured Servant to the Ball & Chain who shackled him!!....marriage only benefits the WOMAN, not the MAN!!
"Did you hear what happened to Charles no what? He's getting married "NO"...... I just saw him last week when did he find out"??
Joelle - You are such a nice gal! (71 yr old retired HUBBY here in northern California wine country. )Subbed for a while now! Enjoyable videos!!
Dude... where's her big hoop earrings? (If you know what I mean, you get it). Also, homegirl needs some acting classes.
I was told, if you really want to know how your girlfriend feels about you......marry her.
You have a very attractive wife, if she is your wife!
Wedding Bells are breaking up that old gang of mine!! RIP Guys...
Comedian: Bob Barker
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Yeah,
women sure do love marriage, however us men, we treat our friends like they got terminal disease, you know, it's like fuck bro, wouldn't it happen? I'm sorry to hear you didn't drink out of my beer caught nothing.
I married the same women twice. Had 3 young boys. End result was the same. Only saving grace is we are best friends now … takes a village to raise kids. I met her in 1977. Married her in 1986. Be Honest I wouldn’t trade one single day and would give my right arm to be with her again.
Dude's buddies know that, when Dude gets married and you're not, your friendship with Dude is going to become diminished. That's all.
Mike: YOU are damn lucky to have such a great wife. She is always working on something in your house. She's working out and is always has a smile, in spite of all the misogynistic jokes you are playing.
While I don't ever plan on Getting married. I have female friends, and my self who are like dudes. When we find out some one is getting married. My brother is engaged, ans when I found that out. I'm like what are yoy going to wear to your funeral? He wasn't amused. His lovely bride to be laughed.
For a man marriage is step one towards being turned into a modern day slave.
When she divorces you, and she will divorce you, you get to buy her a house. You also give her almost everything you own and pay her a chunk of your salary every month. If you don't or can't pay then you go to jail. If that's not bad enough, you take out a life insurance policy so she gets a huge chunk of cash when you die. Or in other words, she's compensated for the loss of her slave.
Fellas, don't get married. There's nothing good in it for you.
Okay, feeling stupid here…. I recognize the comedian’s voice, but can’t come up with a name. Can anyone help me out here?
I too have been married twice. Both were good women. Sweet and loving. Both have passed on and I love ❤ & miss them. Each for her own reasons.
Interestingly, both enjoyed humor about marriage, and would have enjoyed this skit.
Those are good memories for me. I need that.
He wasn’t supposed to talk about that stuff….. we pulling his man card immediately!!!
I'm gonna keep saying it. All you do is take other people’s material, play it in front of your grinning wife and make money. It's stealing basically.
The least you could do is credit the actual artist who's talking.
my girls 2 sissys had beautiful pink tea length dresses they could wear again my wedding dress ... in my trunk since cleaning my parents house...donate
i was laughing thinking when im WAITING for my bride to come down the aisle i suppose this is where the WAITING begins
A Bachelorette party is a celebration of something about to happen.
A Bachelor party is a celebration of something coming to an end.
You are the most beautiful woman on the internet
Isn't That Contagious..? 😮
Is There anything I Can Do to Help? 😢
How Long Till It Happens? 😭
I’m 43
No wife
No kids
No problems
Single men know that if one of their friends gets married, likely they will not be seeing him again. It's like a death.
"Did you hear that Fred got married?"
"He was so young..."
There's only 1 reason to get married. You BOTH believe in marriage. You want love ? Go home to mommy.
He's right, you know.
Women look at marriage like a celebration.
Men look at it like being drafted.
😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t the doctor do anything? Get a prescription for a chill pill. He just had a colonoscopy! Maybe they should have looked at the other end.
Yeah, it explains it in the posting. Marriage is by men, but one of them has a woman body.
King Ragnar Yahuwah
KADOSH
😂😅🤣🤣🤣
When a man thought about married, he just wanted a woman that he loved to be comfortable and feel more secure, but women don't think that way. Think that way now always said? How is a fool if you don't and a fool if you dit?
Last four times a friend got married I send a card reading "My Condolences". With the number of marriages ending in nuclear divorce, I am against marriage altogether. All a marriage is these days is a guy getting set up to lose everything. The last mate that got married said she was a keeper, she was too. She kept everything
Soooo funny and TRUE! bUT HOW IS Charles, anyway? Did he get over it yet?
I don't understand shorts like these. Like she's just standing there smiling and folding a blanket. The real video is enjoying the comedian whom we don't even know what he looks like.
bridesmaids everywhere... "omg, i gotta spend $300 on a dress i dont even want to be seen in"..... hahahahahahahaha
I don't know who that comedian is. But I'm pretty sure he stole this bit from Nick Swardson.
And that the truth too! It's like your buddy's are being put into a insane instruction... They go get married disappear for a few years then end up drunk on your doorstep saying "why did you let me do it!"