Gems of Jedi wisdom: number 350
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I can't wait for this series to slowly turn darker and darker, and then for Lindybeige to suddenly start dropping sith wisdom.
I wonder what his Ian McDiarmid impression is like.
Just wait, the series is going to end up being called ‘101 Lies of the Jedi’
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@@floop_the_pigs2840Lindygreige surely😂
@@CaptRazer
_> going to end up being called ‘101 Lies of the Jedi’_
Or just "Wisdom 66".
That's from the movie _Excalibur_ (1981)
Merlin : Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late.
[Arthur takes a bite]
Merlin : Too late.
Mmmm, nothing tastes quite like the cake of regret.
Mmmmm, regret tastes disappointing.
A cake of soap comes close.
I'm about to go pick up my brother because he's been acting 'less than ideal' because he can't quit drinking. But hearing this bit of wisdom damn near made me cry because you never know, it might be too late one day.
I hope your brother has some kind of epiphany and wakes up to what's happening. God bless you both.
@@SMacCuUladh Booze and Women. Destroyer of civilizations and also, my brother. He's doing better but his 'gf' decided to leave him at the bar that was closing at 4 AM so guess who had to go pick him up. I was just happy to hear he wasn't in jail or dead. Thanks for the support guys.
@@jacobtrapp3772 Toxic women can magnify a booze problem hugely, I've been there myself. But trying to get someone to realise a woman is toxic to them when they're not ready is damn near impossible. Ultimately we can only really love and support those we care about to the best of our ability, remembering the love part is the most important and can also be the most difficult at times.
@@SMacCuUladhYou can’t assume she’s toxic just because she left him at the bar. I had a great gf who stood by me and tried to help me with my addiction for years before giving up.
@@The_ZeroLine I assumed she was toxic because the other gentleman put gf in quotes ('gf') and because people with addiction problems tend to associate with other people with problems. You can't assume that I assumed that when I didn't assume that based ion the reasons of your assumption ;-) Anyway, I hope you're clean, sober and happy now, dude.
*Gems of Sith wisdom*
Cake is a lie, there is only passion
More passion, more passion, more energy!
Through passion you gain weight
But through passion, you also gain kids.
I'm told kids are worth something, but I've never inquired with my local slavers.
I love how this new format of videos came out of nowhere, did not explain itself and continues to be vaguely comedic.
My man's Obi-Wan impression is on-f*ckin'-POINT, mate. Pitch-and-cadence PERFECT.
Excalibur wisdom - Merlin talking to Arthur
To be honest, I long for an hourly, one-take, full of digressions video on an obscure historical theme. There are a few videos of yours that I play again and again, which I consider the best of all time: the white headhunter and Napoleon's greatest foe.Please gift us with a few more like these.
Oh the white headhunter is EPIC my favorite "can't go to sleep" medicine
Hourly is a pretty harsh schedule to keep up, the man's gotta sleep sometimes!
@@jubuttib would have been mildly funny if I had omitted writing "an".
@@olddirtybasterd-ex2vb what was the video about a knight who disobeyed orders, took over a castle, got caught as prisoner and escaped with the help of a maid? I recall Lloyd naming him Jon, and it is a rather old video, but I can't find it.
Jedi Wisdom? I had no idea that Merlin from the movie Excalibur was a Jedi, but I suppose that would explain a lot.
Star Wars is just Excalibur in spaceeeeee!
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as the sith say : there is no cake, only torte..
I want to say I've watched every video essay from you sir and I'd always appreciate more, even if this short format is more popular on the algo-riddims!
Every day there is a new Lindy video is a good day
In the long pause after he said “too late….” I watched the view count increase by one and somehow that is the funniest timing 😂😂😂😂😂
Cake in the present never tastes as nice as it looked in the future.
What an incredible video, been having a hard time recently and these always bring me immense joy in the silliness and whimsy. Thanks Mr beige
Inspired by a scene about cookies in Excalibur. Still the best Alec Guinness impersonation I have heard.
Followed you since pretty much the start and omg over a mill followers, well done lindy!
Ah, more wisdom from Darth Beige. 😂
I watched Excalibur just the other day. Great movie, and one of my favourite lines.
Someone watched too much Excalaber - that famous jedi Merlin said something suspiciously similar in the movie.
That's the point. He citing it exactly from Excalibur.
"A dream to some, A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!"
Love your Style and History stuff
Well that first half sure was profound!
Yes, sometimes we must make difficult decisions without adequate guidance. "You can't have your Kate and Edith, too."
"A Jedi's mind be not on the promise of a great dessert, but on the slugs! stewing in his pot." -Yoda
Explaining why Luke was in a hurry to get to training.
I see Lindy (coupled with the storm trooper armour) is having a Star Wars hyper fixation. I couldn’t be happier
Has Lindy gotten a diagnosis? 🤔
Who cares. We still love him!
McArthur Park is melting in the Dark. Someone left the cake out in the rain.
Mans was not ready for the red velvet
It's easier to order or not order a cake than the future.
The old Bantha poop cake.
Classic Jedi prank.
Yes, but perhaps you can slice the cake and look into it before you have a piece.🤣😂🤣
Just wonderful! Best Sir Alec impression ever and a marvellous pearl of advice.
There is a reason the oldest saying known to man goes "The cake is a lie!".
Sad Jedi is sad.
If you don't eat the cake now, it might poisen you later. The path to a happy life is living in the here and now.
Or put another way.
You can have your cake by eating it, keeping it on the shelf allows it to go to mould.
OK Merlin!
Thanks LB
Wise words. Keep doing what you're doing Lindybeige. The Force is strong in this one. I can't believe I actually bothered to back-track and capitalised "The Force".
I'd actually like to see you attempt a Sith Wisdom video just for the laughs. You'd get to dress up in dark robes and do an evil brooding voice.
This one is some genuine wisdom. Many of the things I thought I wanted, I turned out not to care about at all, and many of the things I didn't know or care about, turned out to be incredibly important and useful.
If I told myself where I'd be 10 years ago, I'd have probably turned my nose up at my current job. Now that I'm here, though, I realize it's a great fit for my strengths (and weaknesses).
I genuinely am sobbing
Thank you
when you're born in the future, I suppose it's too late for everything
Excalibur reference. Nice!
what duets if the great Alec Guinness were sitting nearby ..
you can only look in the general direction of the future because when you actually get to look at it, its not it anymore
Never heard someone sounding so sad about cake
I forgot Lindybeige can act. He did an improv on Henry V about tennis once.
thank you master
Toisaalta "Menneisyys on usein tärkeämpää kuin nykyisyys". Sanoi Eino Leino.
Very insightfull
While your looking at the future remember today is a gift that's why it's called the present .
Dam I really needed that because I looked at upcoming work schedule and 2 days I was counting on were taken away. Ok all I got is today same as everyone else.
Obi Wan quoting Merlin. Very meta.
Life is like a box of Ex-Lax. You know what you're gonna get.
Jon in rural BC, Canada
Love Excalibur.
Cake and your future have one big thing in common: if you want it to be to your liking best make it yourself.
There is no cake!
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural, such as the ability to undo a cake being eaten so that you can eat it again
This one goes hard
The most important Jedi wisdom is Jedi never use social media.
That's not jedi. That's Merlin!
The future is a road too long to ever truly harass us... TISM
keep em coming
The World of Dew,
is just a world of dew,
and yet…
- Kobayashi Issa
The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
- Norm Macdonald
Gems of kickstarter wisdom
When one makes a scam kickstarter, be sure to keep a large number of simps who believe you will actually fulfill your false promises.
Somehow, I don't think a Jedi would quote the character of Merlin from "Excalibur"
This gem identifies the big hole in both general relativity and quantum physics: information is limited, because its speed is limited. Thus there is no universal space-time metric, and no universal wave function.
The cake is a lie!!
Whether you know it or not you can never be anywhere else than here and now. You worry about the future but the future never comes and what comes is only here now. - Osho
Good one 👍
Awaiting the sith wisdom series 😅
Thinking that good things will happen and then eating carrot cake is a very important lesson to learn.
I think we can all agree Lindy is a weird guy.
i love this shit lmfao
Balderdash!
You're quoting Merlin from the movie Excalibur.
This gives me Steve Buscemi vibes
Will we get the some of the education videos like before or is that lost to the past?
I love cake 🎂. Call me Fatacus.
Word
The out of phase stereo audio sounds freaky every time
You are not meant to eat the whole batch lad
May is 4 1/2 months from now, do we have to wait until then to see this series to end?
The *quantum measurement problem* in a nutshell 🤭
Wasn't that Merlin wisdom?
It is never too late to make a difference. The options just get less.
dear lord, when will there be a step back to his original content about sieges and tanks and all
Do you reckon he recorded 600 of these in one batch and is slowly releasing them or does he preserve the outfit and camera angle every day for the perfect piece of wisdom?
Either way I enjoy them a lot haha
How about finishing the script of your Hannibal story?
How’s in search of Hannibal going?
Its fine Lloyd, just release the graphic novel, we will forgive you
i dont think i have ever looked at my future and thought. man thats going to be sweet! or i shouldnt eat that, or where's the milk ....
Milk? Tsk. Port or sherry compliments the cake better. It definitely makes it look better.
@@michellebyrom6551 guess it depends on what kinda cake your life is. or if your a alcoholic or not lol
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Why do people say that you can't have your cake and eat it too? Cake is for eating! What's the point of having a cake if you can't eat it!?
The idea is that once youve eaten the cake you no longer have it not that theyre saying you arent allowed to eat the cake
@@BlueBeetle1939 If I tell you "hey, let's have some cake", would you expect us to go eat cake or go put cake away to save it!?
@martijnvanweele6204 look I didn't come up with it I'm just answering your question take it up with Shakespeare probably english is weird like that
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Did or did not, there is no should have.
Should have is a trap
A mental hole that destroys
I'm still looking for Hanibal..........
That... actually.... makes, sence. ... 0.0
Finish the Hanibal comic...