Jeff Dye: “I was really high functioning when I was drinking.” Also Jeff Dye: famously crashed his car, left the crash and walked to his brunch date, then was arrested for DUI at the restaurant a few minutes later.
About as high functioning as it gets, who else writes off a car and does business lunch at the same time. I remember my uncle getting busted on a Wednesday afternoon on the way home from work with a BAC of .26 To get there on that day at that time, you need to be half man, half alcohol 24/7 Box a beer a night, 6 beers at lunch, 6 beer drive home. Just your everyday accountant waiting to die. He died of pickled liver disease in a world of numbers and grey tasteless suits. He was always just a shade of drunk.
Just to clear it up. When he’s talking about sizzler he means Golden Corral. It used to not be a buffet. You picked a steak , told them how you wanted it, then they gave you a stick with a label. You then took that to the buffet station and gave them your plate and stick. Once it was done you went and got it and they had just a normal salad bar and small buffet. Just figured why not ruin a good joke with some real solid info. I’ve met many people who confuse old fashioned Golden Corral with sizzler because they were similar in the 90’s but what he’s speaking about is real and it’s old GC. 😊
I’m surprised you guys haven’t said anything about how Brendan pronounces the Netflix series series black mirror but when it comes out of his mouth, it sounds like black mayor
Been homeless since 2018, and I just can't believe Bapa has delivered wild weeks like this consistently for 6 years straight. He just keeps having unbelievable willd things like lawsuits, 300 pages of Bobby Lee, Super Ball trugg walgs, Gringo Papi. You think there's no way he can top levels of stupidity, and he just keeps topping it week after week after week. He just goes.
Imagine being at one of Diddy’s freak offs and seeing Kevin Spacey walk in the front door, then from the back of the room Callen’s voice announcing “the freaky just doubled up!”. Then seeing Kevin pull out a personal copy of Saving Private Ryan and asking if anyone minds if he puts it up on the big screen …. ? What are we doing here? How far away are we from a world where that is a reality?
Every time i see jelly roll it brings me back to older ep when cooney said his brothers name is big picture hahahahah😂 bread bag is a close 2nd though. Bbbbeast of a baked good and i mean baked good.
It is absurdly disrespectful that Brenda is claiming to be sober, while telling Chin to “grow the Fukk up”,, AND while being high all day every single day on a peripheral acting opioid (kratom),, (and maybe still taking adderall and benzos)…… There was never a break in his filming schedule, particularly his live mma show,,, which means he never went through the withdrawal period of quitting those substances (kratom & adderall)….. so disrespectfully hypocritical
It’s two big ol’ redacts and one is about to brag about choking a girl unconscious, probably the only way he can get a girl back home with him, especially pre-mild fame
Congrats on 6 years sober!! That’s awesome!! I just celebrated my 14 years and I couldn’t be more happy!! Keep it up!! ❤❤
Never knew jared could spit like this
Jared… 😂😂
@@RallEeyeRedact yeaaaa deeeeeedyyyy
I knew Gerardo 💦💦🔥🔥🔥 on the 🎧🎙... I've heard 🫨 him freestyle🆓️🔊!!! Cooney🐶 is that DAWG🐺!!! He'll put that Guadalajara🇲🇽 hard⛑️ scarf🧣!!!
spitting hot fire cheetos
That intro was fire
Ayyyyyoooo lmaoooo that intro song was actually pretty good hahahaha that’s wild I played it back 7 times
Great song, never heard it
@@awolpodcast i always watch their uploads at least twice bc i feel like I missed something while i was at work listening haha
That’s your take away dude?!?
@@wes_m no! The take away was their whole Episode. I was just saying that intro song was dope
@@wes_m P.s add some context to your comment. What do you even mean if that is my only take away?! What r u saying? R u a tfatk bot? If not explain
Best intro so far, that was some slick bars by Herardo ha, Negflix!!
i still like the episode 100 more, but this is 🔥
All the intro songs need to be on Apple Music and Spotify 😂 we need a concert you guys always kill it 😂
Holy fook yes! 🔵✨💨
Yeah good intro song
That opening bar spitta was blogbussa 🔥
You mean Neggfligz
Bloggbussa? It was straight neggflixx B!
Jeff Dye: “I was really high functioning when I was drinking.”
Also Jeff Dye: famously crashed his car, left the crash and walked to his brunch date, then was arrested for DUI at the restaurant a few minutes later.
About as high functioning as it gets, who else writes off a car and does business lunch at the same time.
I remember my uncle getting busted on a Wednesday afternoon on the way home from work with a BAC of .26
To get there on that day at that time, you need to be half man, half alcohol 24/7
Box a beer a night, 6 beers at lunch, 6 beer drive home. Just your everyday accountant waiting to die. He died of pickled liver disease in a world of numbers and grey tasteless suits.
He was always just a shade of drunk.
6 years Sober! Happy for you Gerardo. I’m on my own path myself. LETS GO!
🦆
@@waynem7186 nithe
Just to clear it up. When he’s talking about sizzler he means Golden Corral. It used to not be a buffet. You picked a steak , told them how you wanted it, then they gave you a stick with a label. You then took that to the buffet station and gave them your plate and stick. Once it was done you went and got it and they had just a normal salad bar and small buffet.
Just figured why not ruin a good joke with some real solid info. I’ve met many people who confuse old fashioned Golden Corral with sizzler because they were similar in the 90’s but what he’s speaking about is real and it’s old GC. 😊
Excuse me.
Has Hot Ones had Jamahal Hill on?
I don't think so, Good morning Vietnam!
SOOoooooo..
Finally a rap one take !!!!!
J. Cole fans are gonna love this! 😂😂
Best 10 minutes of my week, right here, right now!
Gerald smoked that shit
Gerald was hella proud of himself after that one-take 😂
Got chopped and screwed vibes with the Baja mode bit there at the end
Per Donald Cerrone, Bapa gave himself those ears by squeezing it with pliers.
Wouldn’t surprise me at all.
i mean fighting is probably more likely. its not like 95% of fighters have fucked ears or anything.
@@stephenhartley2853 Donald Cerrone was on TFAK years ago. He said Brendan sped up the process by using pliers daily.
@@dexterwatson4094 sounds dumb, so i guess it must be true.
Let that sink in for a moment...
Brians greatest regret is being cancelled prematurely before he could attend a Diddy freak out party...
The best Hawk intro ever
I’m surprised you guys haven’t said anything about how Brendan pronounces the Netflix series series black mirror but when it comes out of his mouth, it sounds like black mayor
Tawlgin' bout Blagg Mayrrooor, B? Great show, nevur sawl it
chopped and screwed? let’s get redacted in here!!
I absolutely love that Djvlad called him a failed comedian and then asked if his name was Brenda Shlub 😂😂😂😂
Hawks just randomly flying in to studio hahahahaha 😊
I was listening on my drive home from work. Cooney riftin on the mail-in contest entries had my fuggin dying
Geraldo Mensteelia🤣🤣🤣
that was fire 🔥 . Why my man Brandon looks like he got short arms and a big head. Love the show fellas.
Dun forget the small teef and biggg gums
The worst part of sobriety is having to hear how someone is sober
Gotta be the best intro song yet
Been homeless since 2018, and I just can't believe Bapa has delivered wild weeks like this consistently for 6 years straight.
He just keeps having unbelievable willd things like lawsuits, 300 pages of Bobby Lee, Super Ball trugg walgs, Gringo Papi.
You think there's no way he can top levels of stupidity, and he just keeps topping it week after week after week.
He just goes.
Intro song was dope 😂
The intro song was 🔥
Imagine being at one of Diddy’s freak offs and seeing Kevin Spacey walk in the front door, then from the back of the room Callen’s voice announcing “the freaky just doubled up!”.
Then seeing Kevin pull out a personal copy of Saving Private Ryan and asking if anyone minds if he puts it up on the big screen …. ? What are we doing here? How far away are we from a world where that is a reality?
That intro is hitting Weird AL levels. I know y’all know you hit gold with it
Holy shit! That intro song was incredible. Baja mode, mutha fuxas!
When he references sizzler, he's quoting the movie White Men Can't Jump.
The best brains
“What up dawg? We look similar. Good to see you man.” 😂
We need cooneys energy for this song on every song fr
That song in the beginning goes hard!!!!!!
That intro song was good as fuuuuuuuck gohardo. Beans and cheese are not keto!
Bajaa .. Mode ... Baja ... Mode.. 🔵✨💨
Damm im singing all morning i flipped my truck in baha mode 😂😂
This intro song goes hawwrddd sonnn!!
Grandma’s love “The Kid”.
💰I guess I flip my trugg in Baja mode…Baja mode. 🔥
Yoooooo that intro is sick!!!!
“Tell Bryan no, is that gunna stop him?” Gagagagagagagga oh you got Cooney good with that one G
9.9k subs!!
10k coming 🔜
This here Bapaverse is getting 🤣 bigger!
🙏🙌👏
GOOD
Hahaha i wish the car montages had slo mo wide shots of schaub in thiccc boy studios slamming royalty free riffs on the guitar
I sure am glad Brendan hired a Lolfirm to make sure he isn't scaming everyone!
Tony looks like he was created in grand theft auto
Lol he even gets AM and PM mixed up.
Good work boys. Trug walkin'.
Tony turning into a hype beast is hilarious
I heard the red head is yeewneeks older brother
BUSINESS DAYS, DADDY! WE’RE TALKING MONDAY THRU FRIDAY!!! NO WEEKENDS!!
Love you Cooney. Thanks for the great content.
❤
GREAT PAWLDCAST NEVER WATCHED BUT THEY FELL OFF. SAD. CLIN WHAT ELSE YA GAWD.
Never disappoint 🙌🏽😂😂😂 here for the songs
The opening jam .... bruh ..... Baha Mode.... 😭
How do you guys fit in those red chairs
“no gas all gas”
Dude sounds exactly like Johnny from the steel toe show
incredible intro
Beast of a demographic😂😂😂😂
Gerardo and I been sober the same amount of time - awlmos to the day.
Sex Yairs
I love bappa shilling a whiskey and lecturing chin on not drinking and how amazing it is to be sober. Classy.
He plagiarized the rainforest cafe bit
Baha mode = Negflix
Good work deeeeeeedies
chin gets sacked next week
Nooh, Chin's the heart & soul of TFITK. Voice of an angel 😂
David Lucas just casually admitting to committing felonies on a podcast
FLIPPED MY TRUGG IN BAHA MODE,,,BAHA MODE
Cauliflower lip had me peeing in my pants
That intro was straight fire!!!
Every time i see jelly roll it brings me back to older ep when cooney said his brothers name is big picture hahahahah😂 bread bag is a close 2nd though. Bbbbeast of a baked good and i mean baked good.
Guys were sliding on that intro
Sucks that Gerardo can't go to Coco's anymore now that he lives in Seattle 😔
BEST SONG YET! Brendan Cooney is a way better Tball coach than that other Brendan!
sorry i missed the party, i been on vaycation in baja mode, 10/10 intro
I knew David Lucas was nuts but literally choking his ex unconscious out of anger is so fucked up. This is not even funny anymore.
Gerardo Mencia
"Isnt shaub so stupid?"
Performs cringe with buddy as a show
Tiger Thiggg was so horrible, it cured Brendas "drink fast, all booze" drinking habit...
That intro alone earned my subscription. Good shit lol
I love how Brendan pretends they're not HapHazard but still says "haha yeah thats what I was thinking when I posted it!"
lol I didn’t know that
That intro flow was sikc!❤❤❤❤
We had Ponderosa steak house when I was a kid
The intro rap was lit 🔥
The songs are AWESOME! 🤣😂🤣
“Ten million thiccckies”
Three CCC's, respec Bapa plz 😂
@@wolfcatwithagun You’re right - how could I forget? Went back and fixed it 🫡
@@andrewp_cc Bess brains
Congrats on the 6 years!!!!
It is absurdly disrespectful that Brenda is claiming to be sober, while telling Chin to “grow the Fukk up”,, AND while being high all day every single day on a peripheral acting opioid (kratom),, (and maybe still taking adderall and benzos)…… There was never a break in his filming schedule, particularly his live mma show,,, which means he never went through the withdrawal period of quitting those substances (kratom & adderall)….. so disrespectfully hypocritical
Great song never herd it
@33:55 “never seen it, but great show tho.” Schawbs is really rubbing off on this guy.
Lil Hernado in the house 🦅
All breaks no gas! 😂 Bryan lol
Intro song was lit
Great 10 mins B tawkin for a livin is hard work.
WTF is “Say less”? Where did that come from?
“I un no a diffin way do it” he speaks like a cave man on speed
It’s two big ol’ redacts and one is about to brag about choking a girl unconscious, probably the only way he can get a girl back home with him, especially pre-mild fame