Bapa goes home and hears rumors about Brian not doing well at standup or not getting gigs, and he just starts breaking things in his house and punching dents in his trugg yelling, " CALLED IT!"
The 1000th episode shows how far they both have really fallen. Him crying over everything and blaming everyone else was crazy. Two ducks who have lost everything.
Can you please do Mr. Brownstone for one of your intro songs…? I’ve been rehashing the Appetite for Destruction album & 🤔 thought it could be a good one… Thx 😊 My runner up choice would be Nightrain.
Doesn't Schaub literally have a tattoo of Texas on his body, despite him never having lived there? And he's saying it would be weird for someone not living in Austin to have a picture of a longhorn? What's wrong with this guy?
You gotta do a few more cover bapa parodies: Welcome to the Jungle (welcome to my trugg walggg) Under the bridge (under the trugg, sometimes..) Purple Haze (Purple Reign)
Under the Bridge is Ep. 27: ruclips.net/video/uQDaJzgYGS8/видео.htmlsi=mi5XcKsrETpRccnQ Purple Haze is Ep. 46: ruclips.net/video/Ra3-nYWFVqw/видео.htmlsi=dqrpezNrnmlKU4sS
Never forget while being best friends with Joe Rogan when his podcast was blowing up, Callen was on JRE all the time and he was complaining about not being able to sell out a club and wondering why his acting/comedy never took off at 40 Before TFATK Callen was also nothing, nobody cares about MadTV, he has the trustfund work ethic of a lazy NEET stoner kid, he can't commit to anything, he gave "The Bryan Callen Show" podcast to his friend TWICE, he's tried to reboot his own patreon TWICE before forgetting about it within 2 months Now he's 57 years old with 2 teens who hate him and can't get any clout for having a famous dad and 2 toddlers with his second wife as he approaches 60, going to be 70 years old rocking up to their 13th birthday party
@@chilibeer3912 people forget they’re listening to a 57 year old father of two kids under 4 He’s on his second midlife crisis and instead of doing anything new to better himself or situation he’s happy just showing up and saying schaubs a business genius
... so if i'd see gum in the guests mouth... I'd be like "Whadda we doing Bapa⁉️ Ya BlockBusser‼️ Don't edit this out Chin... This drives me fugggging NUTS‼️
I love how Bryan talks about cancel culture and how bad it was and as soon as he got the chance to do it to someone he thought wronged his friend he threatened Bobby with it
I saw Callen live in Louisville, it was fantastic. His stand up is solid. At least the hour I saw was. He got a standing ovation at our little comedy place.
23:36 to be fair he was right about the Connor fight.. but there had been a ton of speculation for weeks that it would likely get cancelled. Doubt Schaub had any privileged info
56:56 oh really cooney? You’re grossed out when people open their mouth and you see gum? Cuz that’s what we see every time you open ur mouth. Haha sorry I had to
Remember when Bapa said he doesn't need multiple guests like Helwani, and never books a bunch of people for his shows. As usual, cut to Bapa doing exactly what he says he never does.
The smack talk clips get more views than the originals. Bapa is so typical in everything he says and does. When he says “me and Dana are good” just the cadence and tone grates my soul. Same with when he says “I’ve been modding cars since I was 16”. Everyone and I mean everyone knows he’s lying. Is he this ignorant of situational awareness?
TMoS is one of the highlights of my week 🎲 🎲
Definitely 2 of the thousand, B.
Some would say the highlightest.
Great guy never met em
Words
Nithe
That intro was Negflixxxxx as fugggg 👌🏼👍🏼👌🏼👍🏼💪🏼
My favorite so far, never heard it
I usually hate those intros that one was good I didn’t skip
🔥🔥🔥
“Again I take full accountability, you gotta remember…” proceeds to shift the blame to everybody who worked for him
-Bapa Hawk Rule 817
Exactly 😅
Dude is one of the most consistent pieces of shizz we got!
😊
“It, drives, me, NUTS”
😆🤣😂🤣😆
It drives me fast, all gas
@@odonnell87b
oh man, the Suglimes song was a long one. Niiiiice, dudes.
Been waiting all weeeeeek for my TMOS FIXXXX. Great song this week DYYADDDDYYY
"He's a moron surrounded by villains" that's some astute insight!
Think i stole this from Walsh, b
Bapa goes home and hears rumors about Brian not doing well at standup or not getting gigs, and he just starts breaking things in his house and punching dents in his trugg yelling, " CALLED IT!"
it'll drive me NUTS if you don't keep that as one of your regular Schaubisms.
"Schaub gas-lights by accident"
-Brendan "Little Tooth" Cooney
Greatest quote of all time
Someone should make a supercut of all the times Brine was sorry/apologetic.
"my stewpit messican and my dumbass kids" aww hell naw
🤣🤣👏😂
The 1000th episode shows how far they both have really fallen. Him crying over everything and blaming everyone else was crazy. Two ducks who have lost everything.
Ya, pretty sure bapa and callen are fuuUUUggin, b…or atleast dockin.
It's sad because it was a pretty funny show at one time.
Can you please do Mr. Brownstone for one of your intro songs…?
I’ve been rehashing the Appetite for Destruction album & 🤔 thought it could be a good one…
Thx 😊
My runner up choice would be Nightrain.
Doesn't Schaub literally have a tattoo of Texas on his body, despite him never having lived there? And he's saying it would be weird for someone not living in Austin to have a picture of a longhorn? What's wrong with this guy?
The dude is a walking , drooling contradiction
He got a Boston tattoo because Joe's from Boston. Dun make cents.
What’s wrong with him? How long do you have?
Yeah but his wife is from Mexico, El Salvador I think
Favorite cover song so far, and the bar was set high
You gotta do a few more cover bapa parodies:
Welcome to the Jungle (welcome to my trugg walggg)
Under the bridge (under the trugg, sometimes..)
Purple Haze (Purple Reign)
Under the Bridge is Ep. 27: ruclips.net/video/uQDaJzgYGS8/видео.htmlsi=mi5XcKsrETpRccnQ
Purple Haze is Ep. 46: ruclips.net/video/Ra3-nYWFVqw/видео.htmlsi=dqrpezNrnmlKU4sS
So a pirate walgs inna bar with a steering wheel on his coggg. The bar tender axes Jay whats that fo B, and he sez IT DRIVES ME NUTZ!
Play the Clin, Chip !!
" spend some time with John Africa"
Your songs are so Negflix! Great job fellas!
foaming at the digg, Bapa.... NUTZ
I swear to God this is my fav podcast on the tube. Your guys are hilarious. Drives me NUTS!!!!!
Listening to Brendan say “I take full accountability for my actions, but I was surrounded by a lot of people who screwed me up!”
What business you in, Bapa?
NUUTZ!
[oompa loompa doopity doo]
Hey fellas do you guys have the strawberry jalapeno Reign over there, gotta try it. Bless up
Never forget while being best friends with Joe Rogan when his podcast was blowing up, Callen was on JRE all the time and he was complaining about not being able to sell out a club and wondering why his acting/comedy never took off at 40
Before TFATK Callen was also nothing, nobody cares about MadTV, he has the trustfund work ethic of a lazy NEET stoner kid, he can't commit to anything, he gave "The Bryan Callen Show" podcast to his friend TWICE, he's tried to reboot his own patreon TWICE before forgetting about it within 2 months
Now he's 57 years old with 2 teens who hate him and can't get any clout for having a famous dad and 2 toddlers with his second wife as he approaches 60, going to be 70 years old rocking up to their 13th birthday party
Fucking hell, when you lay it out like that.
@@chilibeer3912 people forget they’re listening to a 57 year old father of two kids under 4
He’s on his second midlife crisis and instead of doing anything new to better himself or situation he’s happy just showing up and saying schaubs a business genius
@@ChichiNakamidlife crisis lol. More like end of life crisis...
I don’t think bryan got to finish one sentence without getting interrupted, it’s really infuriating to watch
This is the best episode in a while EVER HEARD OF IT?
Came for the musical performance, stayed for the rest of the pod!
... so if i'd see gum in the guests mouth... I'd be like "Whadda we doing Bapa⁉️
Ya BlockBusser‼️
Don't edit this out Chin... This drives me fugggging NUTS‼️
I love how Bryan talks about cancel culture and how bad it was and as soon as he got the chance to do it to someone he thought wronged his friend he threatened Bobby with it
Bapa is a “one-upper” to the core. He always has to one-up everyone, pathetic
That intro drove me nuts NUTZ. So good
🎶 Spend some time with John Africa 🎶 😂 😂 if you wanted to make me laugh, you got me there, b.
That was an awesome intro. Sublime is my favorite
Poor guy's got LTSD lightning and thunder stress disorder 😂😂
That song 🤯 🎲
hahah yall killed it!..
love Sublime... much respect
Every one knows Jelly Roll has 4 siblings, Truck, Tumble, Spring and Judo.
Bapa was never that close to Bobby so there was no falling out but you "love the guy"? This guy handing out love to his peers like business cards lol
I can’t wait to watch this one!
Been waiting…
Ty!
After 10 years Brendan still doesn’t realize he has zero friends in the comedy community. Not one person has ever respected him in comedy.
This episode ROCKED. Way to go, b’s.
" We got to get rid of those two talking murdalers." Hilarious!
Best song yet lol.
Watching this at 5am ..
this is Gold
best song ever my dudes
I saw Callen live in Louisville, it was fantastic. His stand up is solid. At least the hour I saw was. He got a standing ovation at our little comedy place.
"Bobby Lee was never my friend."
But we talk on the phone every week.
23:36 to be fair he was right about the Connor fight.. but there had been a ton of speculation for weeks that it would likely get cancelled. Doubt Schaub had any privileged info
Will Saso just asked in italian « why dont u like homeless cats ? » (gatto senza tetto)
I think Callen was actually mad about how bad Bobby Lee is at SA and just used this Schaub thing as an excuse to exile him.
Callen’s r*p* puppet made me laugh so hard.
I felt bad for tfatk the guests couldn’t even come in person
"SPOTIFY" Ever heard of it?? Axe Jay !
Ivery naight
@@BrendanCooney I wanna listen to this stuff while I'm at work, Flipping Truggs
Who's ever seen callen do comedy and think he's better than 90% of comics?? Dudes terrible
Why don’t you guys post these on Spotify anymore??
‘Flooorda’
56:56 oh really cooney? You’re grossed out when people open their mouth and you see gum? Cuz that’s what we see every time you open ur mouth. Haha sorry I had to
I love how he’s making fun of Brendan for being dumb and then says “Deuce Ex Machina” #irony
The wrong way one might be better than the mase one
Brendan bloeckd me on instagram after commenting on his post about the latino kids not being 12 😂😂
The thunder reaction 😂😂
Based TMoS ❤
Haha turns out you need to be able to sing well if you’re covering Bradley Nowell… good effort teeth
8 inch roll
I used the word hacks to describe Callen & Schaub. Was told that was outdated.
The most succinct following of the 1000k grand on youtube just now. Nutz.
New best intro
Tootsie roll
Remember when Bapa said he doesn't need multiple guests like Helwani, and never books a bunch of people for his shows.
As usual, cut to Bapa doing exactly what he says he never does.
Intro was 🔥
I’m still so out of touch. What song are they parodying?
Sublime, deahhdy
Dinner roll
TMOS is NUTS!
Bapa can be Truck Roll, if Jelly Roll adopts him.
It is my job to make nothing out of something - Shab
Spend some time w John Africa 😂😂😂
the commitment to being less funny than bapa is truly astounding
It would be funny if jelly roll had a sister named cinnamon roll 😂😂
I’ve got my 🥛 melk & 🍩 doughnits 🍩
I can't believe this is a thing...
You guys make me laugh. Love you two and the other guy
Chefs need to cook up a Game of Thrones TFATK edit NOW
Paper towel roll
Toilet paper roll
Me and my brother Cinnamon Roll love TFATK, even my Asian cousin Egg roll watches it
-Jellyroll quote from ROLLing Stone Magazine
BEWARE: Hawk Activity 🦅 CUH CAWWHH
The smack talk clips get more views than the originals.
Bapa is so typical in everything he says and does. When he says “me and Dana are good” just the cadence and tone grates my soul. Same with when he says “I’ve been modding cars since I was 16”. Everyone and I mean everyone knows he’s lying. Is he this ignorant of situational awareness?
8:25 what a great channel name change, dFag
Who the fu@k is Jay? Never heard of em. This guy singing is awesome. But his gums are huge. Does having tiny teeth help you sing?
😂
Shoutout to Bobby Lee, great guy, the best, never been close to him, ALL GOOD
Amature hour over hair, blaming the team, redacts
Banger of a song boys and glad to be back sorry it's been awhile
Best song so far
Sweet roll
Man, if I ever cry on video because my friend didn’t get as far in their career as I wanted them to, just off me, b 😂 cmon, bapa 😂
This show is blocbussser ! 👏👌🏽
I know yall dont read the cawlments but yall are neckfliggs and that sublimes intro drove me nuts, dont edit this out.
I read this b! But i never sawl lit.
38:48
"Lolsuit"
Did I just hair braindead say that calhoun treating everyone well was the bad choice?