Cryptoland Is The Pathetic Failure...
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- This might be the saddest crypto island scheme I've ever witnessed. A bunch of savvy NFT bros decided that buying a $12 million island and setting up a little colony on it was a great idea. Can they even achieve it? Let's find out! Thanks for watching!
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hi
Woh i'm early
Can't believe I'm early
papa muta yes daddy
EA:
You cant sell ppl fun games you have to use said fun game and then FUK THEM WITH NFT's
That age of consent tweet was their attempt at getting rich investors for the project lol
LMAO
maturity should be
legal age minimum (18) + more age (taking account of different mental/sexual maturities)
Jeffrey would love that place
I honestly couldn't imagine another public funded place being worse than Reddit Island
"kids are welcomed" the signed reads, as I walk through the main gate, smelling of cheesey feet and back sweat.
@Safwaan wait hol up a second you think any of them would happen to be female
@Safwaan Don't forget people cooming inside hollowed out coconuts.
Twitter island..
Twitter island
I hope Cryptoland happens so we can watch it devolve into a Far Cry game
Nah vve need a god damn, fallout on that island. Fallout 76
"Do you know the meaning of nfs?"
You joke but that sounds like the type of dumb plot they’d force into Far Cry 7
@@1stNutbar "Purchasing the exact same ape, over and over again, expecting it to actually have value. That... Is nfts."
“Do you know the definition of insanity?”
Their "trailer" was removed because they used a crazy frog song without permission and got DMCA'd. Their video also implied they would have a casino on the island despite Fiji's gambling laws prohibiting it
Ofc they used Crazy Frog the people who are most excited about this don't have money so they play on nostalgia that bottom barrel of gen X would fund because it seems fun.
They assume buying an island is the same as buying sovereignty.
They also want "mental maturity" to be the age of consent so I assume they're not concerned with the laws of the land.
@@alfredodiaz297 considering they want to make another Epstein Island that's a fair assumption.
They also used even more copyrighted songs, such as the super Mario bros theme, superman theme and many others.
If mental maturity = age of consent, all these crypto bros will have quite a way to go before they reach that, if ever.
Brain development doesn't even reach full maturity until age 25.
To be fair, mental maturity = age of consent is mildly better than the "age is just a number" crowd.
That said, 9mm is still "just a measurement," of you catch my meaning.
@@mortemtyrannus8813 i think the age of consent in America should be 101 cause we don't want these people to reproduce
(Assuming this isn't only America)
Got em
Imagine actual pirates sailing to Cryptoland. I want to see that headline.
Fuck the headline, I want to be on the ship!
THEY'RE COMING TO SCREENSHOT OUR NFTs RUN FOF YOUR LIVES
@@thelastsatan my role on the ship will be Tony Chopper
LOL! I want pirates to film the whole thing...
Inb4 far cry III
Not just A pathetic failure. THE pathetic failure. That's impressive
I think I savv you before :/
Cryptoland vs Reddit Island
@@mubassirzaman7202 w not vv 👁👁
👄
@@mubassirzaman7202 I'm everywhere. I'm the boogieman of the YT comments section
@@alexrandall8557 lets boogie, boogieman.
“Crypto isn’t bad for the environment” *wants to buy a tropical rainforest island and build a resort, destroying the local ecosystem and pumping pollution into the fragile Fijian reefs*
Oh God now I'm just imagining these self righteous, cocky & stupid rich party broz throwing empty beer cans directly into the water from the beach
That explains why crypto is cringe
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The fact That They got DMCA’d By the Crazy Frog team Is absolutely Hilarious.
lmao
What lmaoooo
They deserved it tbh
Wait, WHAT? XD
Good.
I love the logistical side of this. Where's everyone supposed to go to stock a fridge/pantry? No power substations? Or do you just have to chew sand while you vacation in one of the rundown Dead Island bungalows?
Obviously you just ubereats everything, and pay in crypto of course.
I though it was all digital, if its a real island,,dear god
Eat the crypto currency there
According to the old whitepaper (which they now removed) they're planning to generate electricity with DIESEL GENERATORS
They will have nfts for that, like not real water but a certificate that puts 10 gallons of water in some spring to your name
The whole NFT thing is a downward spiral. Famous people buying expensive NFTs convinces more and more idiots that they’re valuable.
I hope you know Logan Paul of all people exposed it as a scam on accident, dude said Gary fucking Vee got a bunch of influencers and rich fucks on a group call and told them to push and buy NFTs like crypto punks.
@@theamericanextremist yup, can’t wait for the SEC to come knocking.
They will be valuable once we actually start to live in a virtual reality. This current shit is pointless, but thinking about what it means and the actual segue it is pathing towards... it's meant for something like 20 years in the future.
Could be sooner or later, I'm bad judging the speed of technology
@@chaycemartin7739 then return in 20 (more or less) years and then we will continue this discussion
@@chaycemartin7739 show me your link to a random web adress which will be worth millions in 20 years so i can screenshot it please.
That fact that they are basing the entire island culture around crypto memes is pretty gross. I guess it's fitted for people that base their whole personality on crypto as well.
Or their entire sense of humor on memes...
Its the same thing with the "Hammer City" guys. People who live their entire lives on the internet don't know how to make a house no less an entire city/civilization nor the amount of work needed to upkeep it. This is especially bad with Crypto Island due to the large amount of power needed to mine and use crypto.
Its pretty funny... It's not gross.. Calling it gross makes you sound like a 13 year old girl that calls everything they don't like 'gross'.
That is Muta's viewer base so probably some truth to it.
@@R3WIRED I'm an 29 year old man, so you're just objectively wrong on this one.
If it is successful, I'd imagine the computer mice right click and keyboard print screen commands and its associated software would need to be removed.
You know, saving the image file is literally crime there.
Bruh, the name Cryptoland already sounds like something that was gonna fail from the beginning. Good thing I never heard about it till now
Cheers bro I'll drink to that!
let's be honest, if they wanted to make a real crypto paradise, they'd go for a frozen mountain somewhere because mining bitcoins produces a lot of heat
No, it still can cause global warming. Let's trhrow them to space instead
@@fiverr.hilmeen443 imagine the world ends because of board apes 😭
2040 crew: what’s that white stuff at the top and the bottom of the planet?
Day 37: It’s been a few months now since we landed on Cryptoland and things are starting to descend into an anarchy. I think Simon has finally lost it, he keeps trying to sell his new NFT to the other Cryptolanders but they keep brushing him off. He’s told me he’s gonna cut their throats in their sleep to show them whose NFT “will really go to the moon”. While I’m writing this, I can hear him in the other room sharpening his Bored Apes knife he bought for $60 million on the blockchain. I think I’m gonna sleep in the Shitcoin toilets tonight…
Day 55: it's gone to shit. It's all gone to shit. We've been out of power for over half a week. The fighting across the island has turned into full blown tribal warfare. The blockchain hills are a blood soaked warzone of starved desperation and despair between what's left of the elites and radicals dead set on taking everything for themselves. Pirates on the far side have been skirmishing with anyone that dares step too close, apparently waiting for their moment to salvage whatever they can. I can't even definitely say wether or not those "people of the great coin" freaks that worship that bastard mascot as their god have been multiplying, and all I know is they're still dragging away anyone they find as "tribute".
I write this among the last group of 'sane' people bunched around the ruins of the helipad. We're sleeping in our clothes out in the open and rationing whatever we can get of the fish killed by the pollution still floating on top the water. We're boiling and cooking everything in fires made of anything from junk to the clothes of our people that have died in their sleep. We're out of bullets, flares, batteries, basic supplies, our knives are dulled to shit and the awful food wouldn't even give enough strength to fight with our fists. At this point we know we're not going to make it, but we just can't bring ourselves to let it all end.
Day 71: Everything has turned to anarchy once people stopped sending supplies to the island. There are pirates invading the east coast of the island and multiple different factions fighting for whatever little land there is over the west and south sides. People are murdering each other and worshiping the mascot of this darn island. We tried calling the government of Fiji, but they seem to have abandoned us. They weren’t fond of this whole thing itself. What was I thinking coming here. I really need to rethink my life choices, and despite once living in a small one room apartment losing it all to crypto, it is still much better than here. Hold up, I can see something in the distance. Are those tankers with soldiers and multiple and large machine guns heading straight towards us!?
Continue this story if you want to!
Day 72: I was wrong! Everything’s wrong! As soon as the ship made landfall they opened fire on everyone. Friend, foe, man, woman, child, they all had a bullet to their name. The ship’s captain announced that it was because we were illegal squatters and that gambling was an executable offence. How was I supposed to know Fiji had laws!?! I was the only one who made it out alive, and now I’m writing this as I sit in the ship’s brig waiting for them to take me back to the mainland. Not that it really matters, I have nothing left. They at least had the kindness to let me keep this NFT of a blanket I’ve been using for warmth.
lmao this is a great story
"But when we turn off our monitors, we still live in fiat environments"
That has to be, by far, most virgin crypto bro thing I have heard to this day.
Fundamentally, there is no difference between fiat and crypto other than state-endorsement and control. Wish more "crypto bros" understood this instead of fetishising crypto. The real use for crypto is diversifying your assets, like with gold. Replacing fiat in any capacity, other than an Orwellian state mandated alt-coin, is arguably a pipe dream.
Hahahahahahaha
@@urphakeandgey6308 Well, fiat is inflationary by design. Most crypto assets are either deflationary or have a supply cap, the idea being that your wealth doesn't decrease in value over time. The fact that people even need to diversify their portfolio exemplifies the fundamental problem with fiat. I'm pretty deeply involved in the crypto space and, believe me, I find most of the people in the community to be incredibly cringe-worthy, but there's a lot of merit to the idea of what you call "fetishising crypto."
@@zekayman How's that pyramid scheme working out for you?
@@TenkDD You clearly don't know the definition of a pyramid scheme lol
When I saw Twitter announce NFT profile pictures, I was like, "Great, now I know who to ignore more easily"
"Cryptoland Metaverse" truly we live in the darkest timeline
I though I took my weed and seeing things.
@@coolguyg64 same I am baked af and kinda questioning reality
Ok. So how long until we get a Far Cry type situation, where pirates take over the island and a Jason Brody type character has to capture all the outposts and radio towers? I give it a year or two until we get to that point. Sounds pretty reasonable to me, but I'm sure someone else has their own metrics for failure on these buffoons behalf.
Either that or Fiji just sends patrol boats and soldiers to take it over like how Tonga took back the Republic of Minerva (An artificial Island created by US Libertarians). Would you trust a country that regularly has coups?
Instead of a tattoo they get a monkey nft
No we need a fallout 76 situation where each citizen was carefully selected as a moron, and act like one. And all they do is taking resources or selfies of nfts and have a screen shot war and then nuke themself.
@@mubassirzaman7202 lmao
Have I ever told you the definition of NFT?
I still can't believe that out of all the people who fought against this and exposed it, it took goddamn crazy frog to actually get it down. That is mind blowing.
Crazy frog being the savior of the beggining of 2022 is something i'd never i would see. But damn
Life is becoming a parody. You'd expect that mess in the simpson
@@TrainsTer-91 crazy frog made nfts
I gave up on NFTs the moment I knew of its existence. The art is either bad, stolen art or just some celebrity wanting to jump on the bandwagon. These same people also thought they owned the entire Dune series for simply buying an extremely rare physical pitch book. The stolen artwork I mentioned earlier really ticked me off cause as of now you can't really do anything about it; the only protection artists have is if the site they post it on has something akin to DeviantArt's art theft detection (which is just bare bones, and you need to have core to have it).
Deadass, have you seen Gary Vees NFTs? Fucking literal garbage 😂
@@averagemike2171 Not sure if I want to lol
@@nonverbalpie8151 you don’t, they look worse than something a 3 year old would draw. It’s so bad, actually bad is putting it nicely.
It's pretty sad because NFTs could have been a useful tool to create unique virtual objects.
Now they're just known for scams and shitty art. It's gotten to the point where people think an NFT is actually a picture.
NFT is actually kinda cool and very useful since it's almost impossible to falsify
Now it has gotten to a point where people think all NFTs are is just shit pictures for scamming
If it ever actually happened it would make Lord of the Flies look like a kids' book.
the island would reek of semen
@@lotus20856 and it's going to need disposed of like anthrax
Isnt that book already being forced to read in schools?
@@wowgmplayer I feel like not so much anymore but probably idk lol
We need another Fyre Festival
Good to see the animators behind the infamous Grubhub ad are still hard at work. I hope the crypto they got paid in was worth it!
the grubhub ads are better animated
@@JINORU_ And Bosh's version is even better.
B O O G I E
Imagine working on this and the pay you get is a picture of a monkey
Random question:
What does the media gain from forcing the term "metaverse" into reality?
Money from "Zuck the cuck" for natively advertising his dystopian app?
If everyone's in the dystopian metaverse. They would have a field day pushing ads and bullshit down our throat.
If they made a Crypto island, does that mean they'll scam each other? And do they stay there forever?
Cus I got my popcorn ready
I don't think they mentioned it as a hotel? But then again this would be cryptoland for the dumb elites who are invested.
I hope they stay there forever Australia 2.0 let’s goooo
@@5mowFa11 Idc if they got hot tubs, carnivals, etc. As long as their greed is far away from us
@@pokemonster6122 explain how are they compared to Australia?
@@jarotheboar8398 it’s a joke, Australia was originally a prison colony where convicts where not allowed to leave and just dumped there
Want to see more colabs with Charlie forsure, love you Muta.
That would be awesome
Ima be here to prevent the bots getting first comment.
@@mubassirzaman7202 weird, they’re usually super early
Yep
@@mubassirzaman7202 bot
Imagine being a beautiful tropical bird, only to have your entire island bulldozed for fucking Crytoland.
My list of favorite Muta quotes in nearly every video are:
A) "With that being said".
B) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am out".
C) The "But Muuuta" voice.
D) The always not so subtle, but subtle "Code SOG" drop somewhere during the video, usually in reference to railing some G-Fuel.
E) Last, but certainly not least the most infamous of them all: "That's Sussy Wussy" & "AmungOS* followed by his charming laugh that makes you just smile and laugh along like your wonderfully intoxicated on some of them good rails of G-Fuel you obtained using that reliable Code SOG to hitch up with his connect, that he subtly hinted to you before.
P.S. Just don't turn the phrase "with that being said" into a drinking game. You'll be hospitalized with alcohol poisoning halfway into the video.
Damn, there goes my plans for the hour.
You made it sound like he only says ladies and gentlemen near the end, instead of constantly like he actually does. He's gotten better but used to say it 50 times every 10 mins
F) It is what it is.
G) But in the end of the day...
Not if you drink water, then you'll be hydrated
The “But Mutaaah” is one of my favorite things ever
Im kinda sad crypto island didn't pan out. I mean think about it, if we got them all in one place we could wipe them all out in one fell swoop. Oh well maybe we'll get another chance soon
If it did happen and not instantly be shut down, within the year, it's the new Epstein Island.
You sound like you have an ex-friend that made a shit ton of money with crypto and now you're jealous.
@@zekayman I struck a nerve
on your mother's womb
@@PissJohn Say I struck a nerve without saying I struck a nerve 🤣🤣🤣
get the mustard gas cannons ready
The smile on my vacant face gets wider and wider each time these nft scams get rightly called out by you.
Cant wait for Internet Historian to cover this a few years from now
You know it's a spicy one if Muta has to put the black screen warning.
I like how they call it "The first, phsyical crypto island" as if anyone will actually create a second one
'Mental Maturity' would exclude the entire population of Cryptoland.
It seems like ANY project revolving around crypto/blockchain stuff is either ridiculous or a bust
@DarthAnonymous I mean, I don’t really look into the stuff to hard. I only ever hear about the bad or ridiculous ones
@@zacharyedwards4262 Intentional ignorance. Nice.
@@zekayman it’s a true blessing
@@zacharyedwards4262 I mean, there's a ton of good projects out there that you could make a lot of money on and would have already if you had opened trading positions back in 2020 or before. Not really a blessing whatsoever.
You know this one's gonna be a banger when you hear the good old "Boy Oh Boy"
Like all the vids
@@mubassirzaman7202 exactly
Literally every vid is that
69th like!
@@taherachowdhury7923 nice
The metaverse will never emulate the feeling of touching grass
I hope it doesn't, i want people to be trapped in omnidirectional treadmill at least that way they fuck up virtual reality and not real world.
Cryptoland sounds like a scam Mr Krabs or Eddy would make up.
who is eddy?
From Ed' Edd n Eddy.
@@Weareonenation303
Lmao, I can already imagine people walking off of their plane and arriving to the island only to see everything is made out of shitty cardboard cutouts
Cryptobros saw Bioshock and went, "Yes, this. We should do this."
Cryptoland is so impressive, it gives failure a good name.
Speaking of good names, they couldn't even come up with one. Its simply "Cryptoland"
You know how inflation is a big thing right now? I wonder what happens when people can make up a currency, and it gets treated as legit and the department of treasury doesn’t even stress over it. Do we have to add it to the money supply figure?
No because it’s no backed up by any bank or legit government organization.
As far as the department of treasury is concerned, people are just overpaying for fake Monopoly money.
@@PierreLeTerable except crypto is nothing but air. It's not cutting the pie further, people are just associating pieces of the pie to it.
It's literally just another product people are trading.
@@PierreLeTerable The SEC's been thinking about treating crypto as a security, but I don't think any country's considered actually treating it as trading in a foreign currency.
If any cryptocurrency ever became usable money in the United States, the dollar would become worthless in a few years. That's because the total value of that cryptocurrency would be added to the total amount of dollars. The more people buying it (from around the world), the higher the price would be. The value of the dollar would decrease. Because of that the value of the crypto would increase relative to the dollar. That means the dollar would decrease in value again. The crypto rises and the dollar falls endlessly. I don't see that ever happening though. Right now more value in crypto is like more value in stocks. You can't buy things directly with it.
@@NaudVanDalen There’s a gas station less than a mile from me that has a Bitcoin ATM. At this point, the only thing holding it back is infrastructure bottlenecks.
Imagine the smell of a crypto island
The STENCH
Indeed there should be a proper use for NFTs, like enabling the trading and inheritance of individual software licenses or digital copies... Like ownership of a game on Steam, and enable us to trade them as if they were physical copies like the good ol days.
You don’t need blockchain for that. You can literally do it with robust databases and account management systems. No need to destroy thousands of graphics cards and increase the electricity bill by 1500%
NFTs will find practical use eventually, but I'm sure it'll be very niche... Like a smart contract or something boring. Maybe art traders, again very niche, will slowly move to NFT trading too. Crypto followed the same path. It didn't replace fiat, but it's still thriving, is it not? NFTs are like a digital anti-counterfeiting measure. Anyone that thinks that's useless is an idiot.
"bUt I cAn JuSt ScReEnShOt..."
How good is a photocopied dollar bill? It's not the original and anyone can easily prove it. A time will come when that's useful digitally. Also, I'm tired of the "it's intangible bro" and "digital goods can't be scarce bro" argument. These same idiots will happily buy intangible knife skins on the Steam Market that are thousands of dollars only because of *_artificial scarcity._*
@@KaoruMzk "But muh decentralization" said the cryptobros while watching all the corpos jump into the nft bandwagoon
@@KaoruMzk It's just one idea for the use of this technology where it would make sense. Proof of ownership in a decentralized way out of control of Steam in the case of my example, to return ownership of games to people, and allow them to trade them.
@@ichummm2743 Just because a corporation/government offers an NFT or an alt-coin doesn't mean you have to buy into it. Tell me you don't know anything about crypto without saying it out loud... Governments mandating to use their coin is a different story. That'd be an attempt to make crypto more like fiat. (State-endorsed and controlled.)
Cryptoland is going to be the crypto version of Fyre Festival and I really hope that people actually make it to that Island in Fiji
That’s exactly what I thought too
As a Fijian I hope they stay the fuck outta here
@@wolvAUS as a Samoan I hope they stay tf outta Fiji too bro
Nah, it'll be a repurposed Epstein Island.
As one commentor on this video said i want to see what would happen if actual pirates landed on the island...xD
Someone should make a shit-tier unity game shooter about freeing the kids from crypto island.
And the Cryptobros would shout:
''It's not illegal, she can do 2×2... she is totally an adult, speaking in the contest of mental maturity''
Or
''Age is only a number''
And obviously the best quote:
''Mental Maturity should be enough''
@@aleanddragonITA The last quote is what the law is based on tho
@@AM-cm2kj this is why is the best
OGs are always top
XD
I love how cult like some people take things. "Come to my island, we can drink kool-aid and farm crypto" it's kinda ridiculous
Not cult-like at all.
Hey Muta, there's currently a situation going on in Puerto Rico where american "crypto bros" want to turn it into a "crypto island paradise", which would severely harm the people who live there. I think it's worth looking into for a video
Basically the crypto bros wanting to colonize a place and its people
Source? I want to spread the word.
@@RozoTheGreat
Philly D made a video on it. I think the title was "why puertoricans don't like Logan Paul" or something similar. I appreciate you spreading the word 🙏
Cryptoland would either dissolve into The Deadliest Game in a month or be a big ass beacon for every pirate in the region.
The most apt description I've heard was "Fyre Festival for crypto bros"
This and SpiceDAO buying Dune manuscript for 3 mil thinking it gave them copyright are the best happening perfectly summarizing what NFTs are.
this is going to be a total failure
The failure of -Reddit- Crypto island
As a citizen of Fiji, ain't no way the government knows two shit about crypto payment
honestly it's literally the dudebro equivalent of those maps 14 year olds on tumblr drew years ago where there'd be like Harry Potter Island or The Federal Republic of SuperWhoLock or Tumblr University or whatever,only instead of being made by just a bunch of kids who'll grow out of it its 30 year old neckbeards actually taking it all seriously
also that promotional animation looks like the dream mask video
Imagine being an ancient native tribe living on some random island only to be forced out for cryptobros
Imagine having your ancestral homes bulldozed and in their place giant swirly shit huts are erected
There's a line in the cartoon where he says he's a "degen with a crush for crypto-kitties", which sounds a little too close to "kiddies".
I'm so glad someone is laughing at all of this as much as I am.
Dude with the helium voice is super creepy
Never forget that some cryptobro had a "rave" in Facebook's metaverse.
And the shit looked worse than an N64 game
I’m all for this. Literally, we can just push all the crypto/nft bros onto a single island, cut off all contact with them, and let them starve
I like how they never mentioned safety and security
I love when Muta and Charlie covers the same topic. Muta you laugh but he always always like goes into the full on origin story of it, but with Charlie he just makes fun of how goofy it all is. Both make me laugh, and i love both of their videos.
Imagine how easy it would be to invade cryptoisland. A couple armed men and we could establish a half decent country. Let's start training boys.
Can't wait for real life Far Cry 3
If this becomes a reality it will be the literal Virgin Island!!!!
Also, ngl Muta saying “bUt mUtA” is just always funny to me
I love how Crypto itself slowly is becoming a giant meme
You mean it's not?
Finally, Mutahar talking about these dumpster fire
I just find it absolutely hillarious that they 'worked on this for 2 years' but didn't realise that GAMBLING IN FIJI IS ILLEGAL....
It's not gambling it's "investing" lol
I'm waiting in 5 years for the inevitable documentary of the NFTs scams and all the people hurt in the process.
2 things. First, we've all seen what happens when a bunch of rich people go on an island together. Second, Dutch Van Der Linde would love this.
"Cryptoland will be a paradise, just have some GODDAM faith!"
Imagine if Cryptoland is just Vaas's island 🤣 and he's luring NFT-bros there just to give them *_"The Christopher Mintz-Plasse Treatment"_* 😂
Or sterilisation and a Darwin Award.
Look I've always said that in order for someone to be allowed to consent they have to be mentally mature, not just by age.
*the brain fully develops at around 25, so 24-26 is when people should realistically get that ability*
Also 25 is when you get better at inhabiting impulses.
CHANGE THE AGE OF CONSENT TO 25
This was bound to fail from the beginning, especially when they started to DMCA people who gave them bad press, which backfired on them hardcore and people started digging, it turned out that they been using stolen assests in their promotion video, which got taken down by DMCA...
Being a new zealander, I'm baffled and laughing at how they genuinely thought they could pull this off 🤦🏻♀️ and fibre internet on the whole island? Idk if Fiji has got fibre installed yet, on any of it's islands. But I could be wrong about that 😊
Also, unsure if Fiji would allow it 🤔
This is a result of what happens when the world runs out of good ideas
World ran out of good or new ideas since 1990's.
@@lordhater4207 Truth
the animation feel like watching that zelda game with morshu
We are truly living in the worst timeline
Now Microsoft could combine war, star, and mine, into Cryptocraft.
Holy, I almost have a heart attack because a nearby island also have the price of 12mil...MYR though
Imagine pretending you need good weather to play with crypto. That makes no sense. It's something you never seen to go outside to do.
I'm starting to understand why there's no GTA: VI now
The world is such a huge fucking parody of itself there's nothing left for R* to parody
Bioshock 4: CryptoLand
"crypo enthusiast"
Also known as:
Buy when price down
Sell when up
That's what any rational thinking person does for that matter, not just crypto enthusiasts
Maybe the real Cryptoland island were the people we scammed along the way.
An entire island populated entirely by entitled, rich people who like the smell of their own farts. I don't see how that wasn't going to get all Lord of the Flies pretty quickly.
NFTs being used to show ownership of digital goods honestly seems like a solution to an artificial problem: If the game/program/digital media I bought doesn't have DRM and so can be freely transferred to my other computers then I freaking own it!
Imagine being stupid enough to believe that it would work, a lot more sophisticated shit was attempted to curb up piracy and it didn't work.
@@lordhater4207 It's not about trying to prevent piracy, it's about digital ownership. There's a difference.
People finally see the truth of NFT scam when any influencers/stars pic can be sold as an NFT without their consent. It's practically a lawsuit waiting to happens because of how finally a legal action can be taken when the NFT pic is involving big people without their agreement, and they dare to take legal action about it compared to the small time artist that had their art stolen as NFT.
7:06 "It looks like Cayo Perico from GTA Online" Lmao Muta man of culture as well I see
I'll never stop loving those "bUt MuTa...". My favorite being "But mUTA you're stupid". Like, when there's no argument to make, is the best
Fiji: "Oh so you want to buy an island with crypto? Bwahahahaha!"
given NFTs in general is basically the concept of selling nothing, its kind of obvious that this island scheme is just a lie.
Damn NFT's are somehow getting worse by the day.
Honestly not surprising though
Crypto: Finally we are starting to be taken seriously.
Cryptoland: Hold my beer..
I'm not trying to bully Kyle but when he started talking it reminded me of the scene from grown ups where the guy with muscles walked up to the girls but had the high pitch voice
From someone who grew up on an island, no thought seems to have gone into actually living on an island. Where are you going to source your water from? (mine was pumped from the freshwater surrounding my island) Where is your power coming from? What happens when someone gets injured? (it's bleak, even fairly close to civilization) What happens when a crime happens and someone is outta control? What happens when the weather gets bad and you're all alone out at sea during a natural disaster? (Nothing, you deal with it or die) Where's your internet coming from? This shit genuinely sounds like a business idea thought up by a 6th grader and followed through on about as much as a 6th grader would.
imo Metaverse may be the term to describe the Open World in an Online Environment, you play a Match in Overwatch/Fortnite it's in the Metaverse, you goof around in a City in FFXIV/WoW it's in the Metaverse, you "played" Playstation Home? well you already experienced the Metaverse.. idk why Zuckerborg was so excited.. maybe he was let out to test that new voice engine.exe ^^
9:03 holy shit, they actually used a quote from carlos matos (the guy screaming about bitconnect)
Missed opportunity to call it "Krypton"
Missed opportunity to call it, 'pedophile paradise'
I hope it doesn't fizzle out and die at this stage, it would be so funny to see the absolute dumpster fire of people actually trying to move there
honestly they would have gotten the island if they cashed the crypto out and payed in cash
But can you cash the Crypto?
@@Whoopsie_woggzy is that supposed to be a Yes or a No?
Its surreal seeing this guy at 3 Mil. I was there at 30,000 when all he did was creepypasta reviews. 🤯
Start putting pirates into the island and we're going to see a Far Cry 3 live-action.