FACE OFF: CRAIG JONES VS GABI GARCIA | ROAD TO CJI EP.10

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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @BTeamJiuJitsu
    @BTeamJiuJitsu  4 месяца назад +746

    Interviewer is @Renato_Laranja on IG. Give that legend a follow!

    • @OHBJJ9634
      @OHBJJ9634 4 месяца назад +26

      Uncut version when

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 4 месяца назад +29

      release the uncut version, it will be legendary- we need our fix of uncle henatch porra

    • @Beech303
      @Beech303 4 месяца назад +13

      Renato_Laranja is a legend

    • @masoncampos7043
      @masoncampos7043 4 месяца назад +12

      The legend is back!!

    • @shoethief
      @shoethief 4 месяца назад +6

      I was literally wondering what happened to this dude today! Legendary troll glad to see he's still doing the thing.

  • @Mighty15x
    @Mighty15x 5 месяцев назад +3844

    This shit was GOLD!!

    • @mosshark
      @mosshark 5 месяцев назад +97

      I have watched this 6 times from beggining to end. It's a masterpiece.

    • @Man_Ray78
      @Man_Ray78 5 месяцев назад +16

      So funny!

    • @DennisJ55
      @DennisJ55 5 месяцев назад +35

      I would pay to watch your first time reaction to this video haha. Please tell me if you talked about it in some of your recent uploads?

    • @Conrad831
      @Conrad831 5 месяцев назад +30

      Please breakdown a video on this, she does cross the void..

    • @ColeDoerr89
      @ColeDoerr89 5 месяцев назад +17

      I don’t even practice BJJ and I watch this 4 times now.

  • @RustyShackleford9000
    @RustyShackleford9000 5 месяцев назад +2232

    It’s hilarious to see Craig not taking the main spotlight and just admiring a master at work in Laranja lmao

    • @johnthebeloved6598
      @johnthebeloved6598 5 месяцев назад +150

      Craig strikes me as a genuinely caring, genuinely humble guy. He loves the banter and laughs, which I, being from the UK, really understand/appreciate from an Aussy.
      Craig has gone out of his way to help people with CJI. To really lift the sport of BJJ. The fact that he is accomplishing so much, and doing it in a way where he isn't losing his sense of identity, is testimony to his own temperament.
      He's a great lad, and I hope all the best for him moving forward.

    • @anuragsinha2013
      @anuragsinha2013 5 месяцев назад +21

      @@RustyShackleford9000 That how we do in the Hegular.

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 5 месяцев назад +6

      I'm not sure that is Mestre Larnaja...why is he not wearing a Gi?

    • @MrMuslimGuy
      @MrMuslimGuy 5 месяцев назад +1

      HustyShackleFwaHd, spotchon

    • @JasonCogswell-nt4ug
      @JasonCogswell-nt4ug 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@yew2oob954 its rhasaad orange, who is renato laranja. Renato isn't even actually brazillian lol he was born in ny. He's just a really good actor and an even better troll

  • @Lookatthatqq
    @Lookatthatqq 4 месяца назад +1320

    Gabby is so much cooler than I ever knew.

    • @1nvisible1
      @1nvisible1 4 месяца назад +72

      *Who knew Gabi was light skinned black woman?*

    • @Heezydoesit167
      @Heezydoesit167 4 месяца назад +55

      Gabi is cool as shit.

    • @jonv570
      @jonv570 4 месяца назад +42

      I hope they don't make a fool of her shes really sweet

    • @Lookatthatqq
      @Lookatthatqq 4 месяца назад +5

      @@jonv570 I don't know what the end game is for this other than it's for children's charity, but I do hope they are all personally happy with it at the end, and they get their proper dues🙌🏾

    • @kolinnitruc8692
      @kolinnitruc8692 4 месяца назад

      @@Lookatthatqqdid you watch the video?

  • @PaTrick-cf6ev
    @PaTrick-cf6ev 4 месяца назад +238

    "When I'm eating my way out of your triangle." 😂😂😂

  • @UncleRichieGaming
    @UncleRichieGaming 5 месяцев назад +2323

    Literally only Renato couldve been the mediator. No one else wouldve been right.

    • @SpeedoDinero
      @SpeedoDinero 5 месяцев назад +41

      Absolutely. This is pure money with him

    • @CHRISTICAUTION
      @CHRISTICAUTION 5 месяцев назад +18

      Joey Diaz would be funny too

    • @jordannazeer2191
      @jordannazeer2191 5 месяцев назад +16

      Porra

    • @chocolatitomaravilla3899
      @chocolatitomaravilla3899 5 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@CHRISTICAUTION terrible take that dude stopped being funny like 6 years ago.

    • @stefanmitchell2078
      @stefanmitchell2078 5 месяцев назад

      @@chocolatitomaravilla3899agreed but him and renato are friends and i think they could be funny together

  • @sterlingk20_ctr39
    @sterlingk20_ctr39 5 месяцев назад +2539

    "historic battle between a man and craig jones" i spat out my tea 🤣

  • @Exosseous
    @Exosseous 5 месяцев назад +3827

    Like if you want Renato Laranja to host the next presidential debate

    • @Grandroborox
      @Grandroborox 5 месяцев назад +83

      He will do the hosting....and most of the debating.

    • @thealleycat
      @thealleycat 4 месяца назад +48

      I want him to host everything now

    • @SuperHeavyGalacticFrank
      @SuperHeavyGalacticFrank 4 месяца назад +14

      Gold!

    • @foxmulderfbiufo1770
      @foxmulderfbiufo1770 4 месяца назад

      "Harrison iz true you not black ? Mr trumper iz true you grab them by the puzzy?"

    • @MovementDrifter
      @MovementDrifter 4 месяца назад +18

      Fuck that. Renato laranja for president!

  • @muybruno
    @muybruno 4 месяца назад +172

    Renato needs to be a roaming reporter over the two days, commentating and interviewing fighters.

  • @tilsker7561
    @tilsker7561 5 месяцев назад +1649

    I'm officially a Gabi fan

    • @Luc-1991
      @Luc-1991 5 месяцев назад +28

      time to get that Gabi ass cheek tattoo

    • @zezuntxiduntxi
      @zezuntxiduntxi 5 месяцев назад +42

      Yeah she's such a good sport

    • @emgsixstring
      @emgsixstring 5 месяцев назад +18

      No doubt! Didn't care about her before but I fucking LOVE her now

    • @JimmyJohnson7077
      @JimmyJohnson7077 5 месяцев назад

      Is gabbi a man

    • @Big_ol_bass
      @Big_ol_bass 4 месяца назад

      *him

  • @rohitwonder
    @rohitwonder 5 месяцев назад +5562

    Who wants to see the uncut version of this?

    • @jbw1988bc
      @jbw1988bc 5 месяцев назад +326

      Gabby is the only one looking to see the uncut part of Craig jones.

    • @rsousa1235
      @rsousa1235 5 месяцев назад +21

      Pleaseeeee

    • @marcusbartolini3690
      @marcusbartolini3690 5 месяцев назад +75

      I'd pay to see the unedited version.

    • @8balljunkie
      @8balljunkie 5 месяцев назад +10

      Oooooooo now we talking.

    • @brunofraysse421
      @brunofraysse421 5 месяцев назад +5

      Sing it 🤘⚡🤣

  • @hawkahu523
    @hawkahu523 5 месяцев назад +3193

    Craig purposely sitting on a smaller chair lmao

    • @dopeclips9370
      @dopeclips9370 5 месяцев назад +121

      closer to the camera too

    • @chrispoggi1726
      @chrispoggi1726 5 месяцев назад +41

      Genius 😂

    • @420gamingWithGF
      @420gamingWithGF 5 месяцев назад +51

      good production HAHAHA fckin funny

    • @seanheisey8645
      @seanheisey8645 5 месяцев назад +9

      Bro he just doesn’t need a massive chair 😂

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry 5 месяцев назад +55

      Lol he intentionally letting Gabi out angle him 🤣

  • @Cornbreadddd
    @Cornbreadddd 4 месяца назад +244

    Her reaction when she saw that he actually got the tattoo was one of genuine concern haha

    • @sushinfudoshin8991
      @sushinfudoshin8991 4 месяца назад +12

      She seemed getting emotional about it. If he really did, it's pretty special.

    • @Dumaghetto01
      @Dumaghetto01 3 месяца назад +6

      The giggles from renato he broke character when that guy said “put some saliva on it” “salahivihi he said” lmao 🤣

    • @BeatsByET
      @BeatsByET 3 месяца назад +2

      Because what he is saying to her off air when no one is around is now on her mind.

    • @domoshea4104
      @domoshea4104 3 месяца назад

      @@sushinfudoshin8991if by emotional you mean hot in the box, sure

  • @DaaseDanker
    @DaaseDanker 5 месяцев назад +658

    Whoever thought of bringing in Renato Laranjo for this is a genius 😂

    • @phillyphilly1076
      @phillyphilly1076 4 месяца назад +47

      One of the funniest interviewers I’ve ever seen in my entire life bro

    • @curtisdavies4874
      @curtisdavies4874 4 месяца назад

      caralho

    • @SparkkyBojangles
      @SparkkyBojangles 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@phillyphilly1076 his Chris Lieben "Here, have some non-alcoholic water" was legendary.

    • @keelayconcarne
      @keelayconcarne 3 месяца назад +1

      @@SparkkyBojangles Frankie Shamhocks chompers

  • @leebruno1722
    @leebruno1722 5 месяцев назад +614

    This isn’t comedy. This is art. This video will be immortalized by history.

    • @jungpark5914
      @jungpark5914 5 месяцев назад +20

      100% This is art Renato is a gem

    • @liamdoes8580
      @liamdoes8580 5 месяцев назад +20

      There was not a minute where I wasn't nearly out of breath laughing, I'm fully serious. Renatch and Craig are perfect together we need more of him

    • @ashleybanks-wm4cg
      @ashleybanks-wm4cg 3 месяца назад

      This is the funniest shit I ever seen 😂 and then when she be saying CJI but it sounds like CGI 😂

  • @michaelwhite8801
    @michaelwhite8801 4 месяца назад +559

    Been a fight fan for 25 years and this is the best face to face interview I've ever seen lmfao

    • @KingTrayTovine
      @KingTrayTovine 4 месяца назад +19

      I hate I have to agree this is The best Promotion of a BJJ Competition I have ever seen😂

    • @albondeb3364
      @albondeb3364 4 месяца назад +12

      Renato been a legend broadcaster for like 10 years but never got a push. He has so many highlights

    • @stephaniecoomey2356
      @stephaniecoomey2356 3 месяца назад +1

      @@albondeb3364 joe is jealous of rashaans natural comedic and improv talent and never pushed his name.

  • @lolohoho100
    @lolohoho100 4 месяца назад +43

    I don’t understand why this vid doesn’t have a million views. Renato is the best interviewer on the planet.

  • @CaughtInp
    @CaughtInp 5 месяцев назад +260

    Gabi actually going with the banter is something I never expected haha she's chill af! Btw having Renato as the mediator is the funniest thing ever!

    • @KK-bx4oc
      @KK-bx4oc 5 месяцев назад +6

      She handled that like a champ.

  • @Aaron-sy5yx
    @Aaron-sy5yx 5 месяцев назад +2017

    Bro I never liked Gabi until right now. She doesn’t take herself seriously which is awesome.

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 месяцев назад +171

      I've met her she's actually insanely chill and nice.

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 5 месяцев назад +7

      @bedelian
      You said hey or saw her in passing and determined that?
      Neat!

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 месяцев назад

      @@oldironsides4107 I worked with her. I'm a filmmaker and I do a lot of work with fighters.

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@oldironsides4107 I worked with her. I'm a filmmaker, I do a lot of videos on mma athletes. I filmed her training once. She was very nice, had a good sense of humor,.

    • @bedelian
      @bedelian 5 месяцев назад

      @@oldironsides4107 I worked with her. I'm a filmmaker, I do a lot of videos on mma athletes. I filmed her training once.

  • @symptomal7914
    @symptomal7914 5 месяцев назад +836

    No grappling match could come close to this level of entertainment

  • @xactlee
    @xactlee 4 месяца назад +29

    It's my 3rd time watching this 60 minutes segment Renato did. It truly is inspirational.

  • @Fanofjambi
    @Fanofjambi 4 месяца назад +810

    Gabi: "I have a sex shop"
    Craig: "A whole shop fits in there"

    • @86nightmares
      @86nightmares 4 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tommygunnggg1127
      @tommygunnggg1127 4 месяца назад +9

      U don't talk to my mom... I'm taking her to olive garden

  • @leongarcia8089
    @leongarcia8089 5 месяцев назад +3853

    The interviewer is a MENACE. 😂😂

  • @brooksodell3949
    @brooksodell3949 5 месяцев назад +437

    It’s a shame Jiu Jitsu is so niche because this is genuinely one of the most interesting marketing arch’s I’ve ever seen. Nice job, Craig 📝

    • @taybonch5095
      @taybonch5095 5 месяцев назад +7

      Absolute facts

    • @Madtigertv
      @Madtigertv 5 месяцев назад

      too many casuals

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 месяцев назад +17

      @@Madtigertvyou go around calling people newbs and casuals speaks more to you than them

    • @Madtigertv
      @Madtigertv 5 месяцев назад

      @@ETAisNOW thanks for listening casual Newb... now learn something.

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Madtigertv I don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.

  • @TrulyEvil420
    @TrulyEvil420 4 месяца назад +101

    When he sniffed that green toy like a cigar 😂😂😂

  • @ramjo1
    @ramjo1 5 месяцев назад +1730

    The fact that the dude isn't even Brazilian makes this interview funnier, the accent is on point!

    • @squatcurldeadlift7346
      @squatcurldeadlift7346 5 месяцев назад +256

      I thought he was an actual Brazilian bjj guy lmfaooooo I never knew

    • @MelhoresEscolhasYT
      @MelhoresEscolhasYT 5 месяцев назад +191

      As a brazilian i actually thought he was too lmao his accent is more on point than my broken english kkkkk

    • @1stGenRex
      @1stGenRex 5 месяцев назад +68

      No fucking way! Dude nails it LOL

    • @MajorWookie2
      @MajorWookie2 5 месяцев назад +16

      Lolol I THOUGHT HE WAS TOO

    • @codyhextor5206
      @codyhextor5206 5 месяцев назад +136

      What do you mean "not Brazilian"? He's the 27 Time Mundial Champion.

  • @alexanderturl
    @alexanderturl 5 месяцев назад +902

    Renato Laranja back on the biggest stage where he belongs.

    • @AnthonyPolanco
      @AnthonyPolanco 5 месяцев назад +16

      a little more unhinged!

    • @jakob3402
      @jakob3402 4 месяца назад +3

      Thanks for putting up his name, hadn't heard of him, he's awesome, need to look him up

    • @AlabamaLinemanFarmer
      @AlabamaLinemanFarmer 4 месяца назад

      @@jakob340227x champ, Uncle Renatch is the best!

  • @zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl
    @zxcvbnmmasdfghjkl 5 месяцев назад +865

    I’ve nvr seen Craigs Jonesie giggle so much

    • @wenomowicz
      @wenomowicz 5 месяцев назад +2

      its coz he don't like have a penis but he have a balls

    • @georgec8501
      @georgec8501 5 месяцев назад +52

      He's trying to keep his shit together, but it's hard in front of Renato he's known for joking waaaay too much.

  • @jamiemillman
    @jamiemillman 4 месяца назад +135

    Hands down the best fight promotion video I've ever seen and it's not even close 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheCognitiveDissident1
    @TheCognitiveDissident1 5 месяцев назад +608

    This IS the BEST BJJ interview in the last .... 12 years

    • @harlemdeni
      @harlemdeni 5 месяцев назад +11

      Why 12 exactly? 😃

    • @KK-bx4oc
      @KK-bx4oc 5 месяцев назад +7

      It’s the funniest interview I can recall, ever, in the BJJ world.

    • @Shortmansydrome
      @Shortmansydrome 5 месяцев назад +38

      @@harlemdeni its around the time renato laranja popped up, the first video im aware of is him trolling Joe Rogan 13 years ago

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 месяца назад

      what happened 12 years ago??

  • @louisstone7525
    @louisstone7525 5 месяцев назад +628

    “When I eat my way out of your triangle” 😂😂😂😂

    • @PrimetimeBJJ
      @PrimetimeBJJ 5 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bampeebles3855
      @bampeebles3855 5 месяцев назад +3

      Amazing 😂😂😂😂

    • @carldunai7341
      @carldunai7341 5 месяцев назад +17

      EACH my way

    • @poconagean
      @poconagean 5 месяцев назад +5

      LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @victorl225
      @victorl225 5 месяцев назад +3

      I peed myself a little after that one

  • @justinmarcellus9288
    @justinmarcellus9288 5 месяцев назад +429

    Even without any context, this is right on par with Between Two Ferns, Curve Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld. This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

    • @Ralphfili
      @Ralphfili 5 месяцев назад +14

      You threw us a Curbball with that one!

    • @FentonMulley-cz8pv
      @FentonMulley-cz8pv 5 месяцев назад

      Fernwood Tonight is the predecessor to those

    • @tsua8061
      @tsua8061 5 месяцев назад +6

      Seinfeld is garbage lol

    • @ayy2193
      @ayy2193 5 месяцев назад +1

      Aye, uncle henatch has a funny MMA interview series if u haven't seen it, and some with Karen bryant . masterful improv

    • @albondeb3364
      @albondeb3364 4 месяца назад

      Thank you for your support. Keep it up

  • @DRIFTA999
    @DRIFTA999 4 месяца назад +77

    "its an acquired chaste" 😂😂😂

  • @jeanvaljean4218
    @jeanvaljean4218 5 месяцев назад +509

    I have to say, I love that Gabi has such a great sense of humor!

    • @youtubeconnollyfamily
      @youtubeconnollyfamily 5 месяцев назад +23

      She really is hilarious. I had no clue she was like this. I seen the videos of her and Craig talking but in person on camera. She does not shy away. She’s just as funny as any normal dumb guys 😂

    • @notaudis98
      @notaudis98 5 месяцев назад +15

      “Like grandmother like granddaughter” and she ate it on the chin like a savage

    • @user-kj9oz7lb8s
      @user-kj9oz7lb8s 4 месяца назад +2

      I don't think that most women realize it. But for a man, that's one of the best qualities a woman can have. Nobody enjoys a woman who's either always on the verge of tears, or to sensitive to have fun.

  • @toomanyfingusernames
    @toomanyfingusernames 5 месяцев назад +452

    “That’s a two man job.” OMG I’m dying. How did they hold it together for this? 😂

  • @saldana787
    @saldana787 5 месяцев назад +835

    Bro, gabi is such a good sport holy shit

    • @PATnPABS
      @PATnPABS 5 месяцев назад +94

      thats what i thought. 100% new found respect for that girl, hope she gets paid for her and her fam seems like a lovely lady. 💰💰

    • @zepolcin2412
      @zepolcin2412 5 месяцев назад +36

      Gabi is goated bro, everyone just insecure lol

    • @archigiant
      @archigiant 5 месяцев назад +9

      she really is! HAHA.

    • @DavidSilva-pn6kx
      @DavidSilva-pn6kx 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@PATnPABSsaid it perfectly

    • @mcpumii_
      @mcpumii_ 5 месяцев назад +9

      Yeee she dope af

  • @Biscoff_biker
    @Biscoff_biker 4 месяца назад +111

    “You have problem with Joe Hogan now”? 😂

  • @SpaceRaven12
    @SpaceRaven12 5 месяцев назад +407

    The number of hilarious one liners we're getting from Renato is priceless 🤣

    • @Wompwomp150
      @Wompwomp150 5 месяцев назад +21

      His random rant/call back on his beef from back in the day with Vinny Magalhaes.
      "He belongs in M1 Global"
      Amazing 👏🏿

    • @TedConnell-bt4og
      @TedConnell-bt4og 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FentonMulley-cz8pv
      @FentonMulley-cz8pv 5 месяцев назад +11

      He was created for this interview. He broke Rhonda's heart, now he's gonna break Gabi

    • @TheAgentmigs
      @TheAgentmigs Месяц назад

      When he started whipping her haha

  • @ScoopTheMighty
    @ScoopTheMighty 5 месяцев назад +465

    Uncle Renatch making a resurgence for the new generation is what the people needed.

    • @jackcorbos7676
      @jackcorbos7676 5 месяцев назад +9

      AGREE ! I want him to succeed !

    • @andrewgoddard888
      @andrewgoddard888 5 месяцев назад +3

      Amen 🙏

    • @FxOptions-t7u
      @FxOptions-t7u 5 месяцев назад +2

      Haha. Agreed.

    • @Shortmansydrome
      @Shortmansydrome 5 месяцев назад +6

      i soooo glad hes back

    • @too_real94
      @too_real94 5 месяцев назад +19

      I'll buy or subscribe to anything he puts out. The most underrated comic in the game

  • @Shwilly805
    @Shwilly805 4 месяца назад +277

    “My cousins play basketball”
    “Your cousins are black?” 😂

  • @1080ilowres
    @1080ilowres 4 месяца назад +148

    18:41 Renato just did a Brazilian mimicking an aussie accent. Iconic.

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 4 месяца назад +19

      Tropic thunder kirk lazarus shit

    • @angb36th
      @angb36th 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@tehfuqizg0inon588 he's a dude playing a dude talkin' like anotha' dude lmao

    • @Steezy_Mx
      @Steezy_Mx 4 месяца назад

      @@1080ilowres well it would make sense that he is so good at characters and impersonating people because his real father is Robert De Niro.
      You will read that his father is Master Sensei Orange, Gerald Orange Sensie Master but this is not entirely true. Good luck finding photos of Master Orange. You might catch a glimpse of him in a movie though. Other than that. Nope and there’s a reason for that. The less people know.
      Master Orange was a body guard for De Niro back in the 70s-80s. I believe that DeNiro had an affair with a Maid/ Mistress and out popped little Rhassan DeNiro.
      I’m sure this would’ve affected DeNiros career greatly. So he did the next best thing and had Master Orange take over as Rhassans father, promising that their futures would be taken care of and also promising them roles in Hollywood.

    • @gregankendrick
      @gregankendrick 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Steezy_Mxdude is this actually true. If your just made all that up it’s impressive and you have too much time on your hands

    • @Steezy_Mx
      @Steezy_Mx 4 месяца назад

      @@gregankendrick First go and look at how many children DeNiro has. Then read up on the back story of who Rhassans purported “father” is. It’s gets even stranger from there.
      He was a body guard for DeNiro early in his career. His name is Sensei Master Orange. Good luck finding any photos of him. It’s like he’s been scrubbed from internet along with any movies he’s been in. You will find him in a few movies though, but it’s very hard to discern who is who unless you know what he looks like. Whats crazy about the movie thing is DeNiro promised Orange that he would be taken care of and also promised him roles in Hollywood. Who does stuff like that for their bodyguards? Rhassan was in “Day of Our Lives” along with other smaller roles and has many ties to the entertainment industry today.
      The coincidences are just too uncanny. Especially when you realize that “Meet the Fockers” is pretty much about this. You can deep dive further and find more information that this is more than likely true.
      I just see patterns and am interested in backstories on certain people. When I find inaccuracies I have to investigate. Rhassan is a very talented individual and has a way with words that not many have. If you watch enough of his videos you’ll see this to be true. A lot of people are just hearing about Rhassan but I’ve kept up with him and 10th Planet for some time and some things just don’t add up. Funny intelligent man nevertheless

  • @timandmonica
    @timandmonica 5 месяцев назад +281

    Having Renato Laranja do the interviews was a stroke of genius by Craig! He knows all the BJJ memes.

  • @MultiTictock
    @MultiTictock 5 месяцев назад +357

    "I always thought you were clean" - Renato
    "really?" - Gabi
    LOL

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 4 месяца назад +6

      hespectch for actually being real about it

  • @cenexan1
    @cenexan1 5 месяцев назад +480

    this is cinema. it should be submitted to festivals.

  • @phantasma05
    @phantasma05 3 месяца назад +14

    Renato is too funny "i dont need you i let the welfare feed you" almost died from choking on my drink

  • @anuragsinha2013
    @anuragsinha2013 5 месяцев назад +481

    It's official Craig Jonesie is the Second best comedian in Jiu Jitsu after Renato Laranja.

    • @szith
      @szith 5 месяцев назад +15

      Third best comedian is Gordon Ryan although it is unintentional

    • @anuragsinha2013
      @anuragsinha2013 5 месяцев назад +27

      @@szith It's a crimes, that the younger generations don't seem to know anythings about 27 times ABCD champion Renato Laranja. Porrha Carraiou!

  • @bielzinhom7887
    @bielzinhom7887 5 месяцев назад +259

    This is more hilarious than 95% of official comedy. Great trio. Renato Laranja is the best. What a genius ode to CJI and BJJ

  • @jonbuen4394
    @jonbuen4394 5 месяцев назад +276

    this might be the best fight promo I've ever seen in 20 years of watching combat sports

    • @joyful4108
      @joyful4108 5 месяцев назад

      read it as fight porno

    • @danieldiaz9948
      @danieldiaz9948 5 месяцев назад

      This is the best fight porno I’ve ever seen

  • @attchris2104
    @attchris2104 4 месяца назад +17

    Renato calling Gabi a pig when she took a sip of his drink has me dying! 🤣

  • @xacto5208
    @xacto5208 5 месяцев назад +466

    Renato Laranja is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, he is criminally underrated.

    • @MaduxOG
      @MaduxOG 4 месяца назад +12

      Could not agree more. Renato Laranja Show is so good re watching that stuff regularly

    • @MikeyLee559
      @MikeyLee559 4 месяца назад +7

      Holy crap it is the great jarnato laraja orange

    • @notundermywatch3163
      @notundermywatch3163 4 месяца назад +6

      His dismissal of James Brown in the locker room skit with Joe Rogan like 15 years ago is an underground legendary RUclips clip

    • @praywithoutceasing2966
      @praywithoutceasing2966 4 месяца назад +5

      The way he smelt those toys 😂😂😂

    • @swim2kill
      @swim2kill 4 месяца назад

      comedy??? renato laranja is to be taken seriously. he is the greatest jiu jitsu mind this world has ever seen!

  • @bigj3086
    @bigj3086 5 месяцев назад +332

    "Between a man...and Craig Jones" 😂omg. This is solid gold!

  • @justin-highland
    @justin-highland 5 месяцев назад +525

    This is honestly the funniest thing I've ever seen

    • @Aaron-sy5yx
      @Aaron-sy5yx 5 месяцев назад +20

      I can’t stop laughing 😂

    • @-Craptastic-
      @-Craptastic- 5 месяцев назад +22

      I was sooo happy to see the great Renato Laranja 27x BJJ World Champ 😄! He did charity by being the host. What a great man!
      Thoroughly entertaining!

    • @lukaslorenc
      @lukaslorenc 5 месяцев назад +1

      you should visit internet a little bit more

    • @TheEnderBand
      @TheEnderBand 4 месяца назад +1

      go watch the Renato Laranja show- some of the best comedic work I've ever seen

  • @716tg3
    @716tg3 4 месяца назад +21

    " you can sell your sasquatch feet and make more money "
    😂😂

  • @victorl225
    @victorl225 5 месяцев назад +147

    This is the greatest thing I have ever seen on the internet. Renato needs to be the White House press secretary.

  • @joaojohnneto
    @joaojohnneto 5 месяцев назад +202

    Gabi praising Craig even though he drives her insane is so fulfilling. I appreciate her more every day.

  • @andrewgoddard888
    @andrewgoddard888 5 месяцев назад +147

    Renato has to be the most underrated comedian out there. Thought he was just a crazy person in the beginning but his act is unreal

  • @drewcampbell3120
    @drewcampbell3120 3 месяца назад +11

    I have zero clue who these people are. I came here following a short. This was awesome, great job to all three.

    • @sirvivor7835
      @sirvivor7835 3 месяца назад +1

      Show some hespect!

    • @OrionHo-zn8gh
      @OrionHo-zn8gh 3 месяца назад

      Only knew Craig Jones before from JRE and Volkanovski, but now I'm obsessed with watching B-team videos xD. I dont even train bjj

  • @invitro1432
    @invitro1432 5 месяцев назад +229

    "When I eat my way out of your triangle..." 🤣

    • @jordanduran1726
      @jordanduran1726 5 месяцев назад +10

      Eatch

    • @Herc11355
      @Herc11355 4 месяца назад +2

      yeah, I lost it on that one too.

    • @thealleycat
      @thealleycat 4 месяца назад

      That is a true wordsmith there

  • @Fishin480
    @Fishin480 4 месяца назад +240

    Love how Craig is just there to witness the madness of Renato

    • @Dixon-d1c
      @Dixon-d1c 4 месяца назад +7

      He done so fucking well sitting listening to him😂 I literally had to pause this and gather myself after breaking down in tears laughing every 30 seconds, gabi is amazing too being able to go with the flow props to them all

    • @PlasticPaddy228
      @PlasticPaddy228 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Dixon-d1cme too 😂😂😂

  • @chrisblevinsfishing
    @chrisblevinsfishing 5 месяцев назад +263

    Honestly the funniest thing I've seen on RUclips in a long chimy

    • @performxl
      @performxl 5 месяцев назад +15

      “Chimy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Titiseefighter
      @Titiseefighter 5 месяцев назад +5

      Hahahahaa chimy is amazing

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 4 месяца назад +1

      Chimy I

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 4 месяца назад

      "your vagina is somewhere lurking in there" 😂😂😂😂

  • @t1nma5k22
    @t1nma5k22 4 месяца назад +16

    The Re-watch value on this holds up!!

  • @cheekbonesdontlie
    @cheekbonesdontlie 5 месяцев назад +82

    I just realized why I love Renato. Hes a combination of Borat and zach galifianakis.. He just has very good delivery and you cant deny the character is charming

  • @joshwaterman5526
    @joshwaterman5526 5 месяцев назад +55

    I love how chill gabby is. Doesn’t get offended just rolls with the punch’s. I bet she’s fun to hangout with.

  • @danielmarriott6580
    @danielmarriott6580 5 месяцев назад +306

    Fucking hell I'm choking laughing every other minute. "Maybe 20 inches?" "Two man job."

    • @DR-jz1es
      @DR-jz1es 5 месяцев назад +15

      Side by side hahaha

    • @dojanglesclimb
      @dojanglesclimb 5 месяцев назад +16

      LOL I assume she meant centimeters

    • @xxpistolero420xx7
      @xxpistolero420xx7 5 месяцев назад +7

      "the whole sex shop fits in there"

  • @redwavetattoo4917
    @redwavetattoo4917 4 месяца назад +21

    Uncle Renatch is the best! Putting this promo together is pure genius on Craig’s part! Hidiculius!!! Porra! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @flyingosom202
    @flyingosom202 5 месяцев назад +111

    this whole CJI thing is just unbelievably good no matter which way you look

  • @pleaseno326
    @pleaseno326 5 месяцев назад +593

    I fucking can't, how is this funnier than 95% of the comedy specials out there 😂😂😂

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 5 месяцев назад +3

      Emojis are gay

    • @richardnoggin697
      @richardnoggin697 5 месяцев назад +5

      I'm going to Hell for sure now. Nobody should laugh that hard at a childhood cancer joke.

    • @Light-inside-a-meat-suit
      @Light-inside-a-meat-suit 5 месяцев назад

      ​Did you get triggered by the use of emoji? Are you 12? 😂​@@ETAisNOW

    • @HS-oh8xh
      @HS-oh8xh 4 месяца назад +5

      @@ETAisNOWso are you

    • @ETAisNOW
      @ETAisNOW 4 месяца назад

      @@HS-oh8xh if you agree then why you mad?

  • @a.a.h.s.2345
    @a.a.h.s.2345 4 месяца назад +248

    Uncle Henatch is a comedy legend 😭😂 bravo to whoever's idea it was to get him involved

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 4 месяца назад +4

      His fake accent is fkn hilarious

    • @Dixon-d1c
      @Dixon-d1c 4 месяца назад +5

      @@tehfuqizg0inon588it’s scarface with a thickkkk misunderstanding of English it’s fucking amazing😂 “when I eatchh my way out your chyangle” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tehfuqizg0inon588
      @tehfuqizg0inon588 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Dixon-d1c haha the random aussie accent threw me I had to go back and see if it was craigie honsie

    • @Dixon-d1c
      @Dixon-d1c 4 месяца назад +2

      @@tehfuqizg0inon588 mate there is a few times I noticed the slip of the Australian and thought it’s crheg jhownzy but he’s say giggling at him when he said it so I clicked on and was like ‘can this get any funnier’

  • @m.watson708
    @m.watson708 4 месяца назад +13

    Lmaoooo my mans said, "you're making black.history now." 😂😂😂 this was pure gold !!

  • @amechi
    @amechi 5 месяцев назад +192

    I missed Master Renach!
    Welcome back, brother!👏🏾

  • @6AlphaMikeCharlie9
    @6AlphaMikeCharlie9 4 месяца назад +390

    The sexual tension between Bo Derek &
    Indiana Jones is literally palpable. 🥰

    • @mindblown42069
      @mindblown42069 4 месяца назад +5

      5 days late but i appreciate this comment XD

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 4 месяца назад +1

      you Win.

    • @sterlHAsilva
      @sterlHAsilva 4 месяца назад +1

      She is a bo Derek 10

    • @quangpham6093
      @quangpham6093 4 месяца назад +2

      Bo Derek? That’s Drogo from Rocky

    • @danielmeuler2877
      @danielmeuler2877 4 месяца назад +2

      @@quangpham6093 I think you both are right. It's the love child of Drago and Bo Derek.

  • @blainewillson5075
    @blainewillson5075 5 месяцев назад +292

    “ Ya doing a bloody colaba?” Renato says in a perfect Aussie accent lol

    • @knightredbranch
      @knightredbranch 4 месяца назад +5

      I actually rewatched it 4 times trying to see who said it

    • @CaughtInp
      @CaughtInp 4 месяца назад +2

      Bro he said that way to clean haha takes me back to my building days back in Australia lol

    • @vinceklortho
      @vinceklortho 4 месяца назад +7

      "a bogan from Adelaide" was spotless

  • @eimainittu
    @eimainittu 4 месяца назад +13

    I dont know anything about jiujitsu, but I watched this interview hangover asf and I laughed so hard that the hangover went away. Now im locked in! This is perfect! This is what the world needs right now! 😂

  • @yew2oob954
    @yew2oob954 5 месяцев назад +175

    Renato Laranja....the GOAT of BJJ!!

    • @MrRillaDutch
      @MrRillaDutch 5 месяцев назад +3

      I screamed when I seen who it was in the middle Lmfso poooohaaa

  • @AA-to3tv
    @AA-to3tv 5 месяцев назад +62

    OMG, waking up to Renato Laranja, Gabi Garcia & Craig Jones the trio I never knew I needed in my life.

    • @Danny.1110
      @Danny.1110 5 месяцев назад +1

      You mean Craigey Jonesy 😅

  • @M0stlym3answ3ll
    @M0stlym3answ3ll 5 месяцев назад +143

    I don’t even follow jiujitsu and this is the best thing I have ever watched.
    I haven’t laughed like this in as long as I can remember.

    • @joeyv2083
      @joeyv2083 5 месяцев назад +3

      I am laughing so hard tryna eat breakfast 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Trendsniper26
      @Trendsniper26 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro why are you even here lmao

    • @M0stlym3answ3ll
      @M0stlym3answ3ll 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Trendsniper26
      Because your boy Craig Jones knows how to get eyes on your sport and make it reach a wider audience.
      The fact that people like me are here IS A GOOD THING FOR YOU.

    • @MAkAVeLlIiii
      @MAkAVeLlIiii 4 месяца назад

      @@M0stlym3answ3ll How do you know who Craig is if you dont follow it? I think that's why he's asking.

    • @M0stlym3answ3ll
      @M0stlym3answ3ll 4 месяца назад

      @@MAkAVeLlIiii
      Ah, didn’t get snippy? That was my bad.
      I am an MMA enthusiast and Craig came up in a video with Master Ken, getting “penetrated” with a “knot knife.”
      His content started popping up in my feed thereafter.

  • @raymondcausey3926
    @raymondcausey3926 4 месяца назад +9

    I literally almost pissed my pants watching this🤣
    What a fresh breath of air with these 3!! 💯🙏🏼🙌🏼

  • @Rob-i5p
    @Rob-i5p 5 месяцев назад +51

    Renato taught a seminar and was a guest announcer in an invite only competition I was in. He’s the funniest dude I’ve ever been around this interview solidifies that fact

  • @jimaoo
    @jimaoo 4 месяца назад +324

    In 100 years ppl be watching this and wonder wtf was that 😂😂😂

    • @richardsanchez5444
      @richardsanchez5444 4 месяца назад +23

      Dude I'm watching it RIGHT NOW thinking what the fkk is this.

    • @M-dv1yj
      @M-dv1yj 4 месяца назад +9

      This video wins the internet today. Also too much internet today

    • @smithright
      @smithright 4 месяца назад

      #anthropoligicalartifact

    • @shadow_realm47
      @shadow_realm47 3 месяца назад

      The peak of Civilization 🤌🏾🤌🏾✨

  • @elcapitan549
    @elcapitan549 4 месяца назад +94

    This was unexpectedly the funniest thing I’ve seen all year

  • @edwinbaez32
    @edwinbaez32 Месяц назад +3

    I’m so glad I recently fell into the BJJ RUclips rabbit hole recently and found this tournament and then these websisodes

  • @rodrigomello5008
    @rodrigomello5008 5 месяцев назад +68

    The Brazilian banter combined with the Australian was the greatest mix I’ve ever seen

  • @nizer7147
    @nizer7147 5 месяцев назад +85

    Love randomly hearing the crew trying to hold in their laughter in the background

    • @nizer7147
      @nizer7147 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yo this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @Wasabi112095
    @Wasabi112095 5 месяцев назад +253

    Wait is this the same guy who was trolling Joe Rogan back in the day? Hahaha “Joe Hogan”

    • @AtlasTurner
      @AtlasTurner 5 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah haha 😂

    • @CukMcGee
      @CukMcGee 5 месяцев назад +72

      Joe Hogan a bad guy, he smoka da heefer

    • @soundtorial4567
      @soundtorial4567 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@CukMcGeethe heefer make u psychooo

    • @1031Six
      @1031Six 5 месяцев назад +40

      I thought I was the only one old enough to remember those Eddie Bravo n Joe Rogan videos with Renato Laraja 😂

    • @Dolph-fe2ks
      @Dolph-fe2ks 5 месяцев назад +9

      None other than "Chuene sev chymeh moonjyal champa!" 🫡🤣

  • @luisfernandoalves2748
    @luisfernandoalves2748 3 месяца назад +1

    This is a timeless work of art that will be admired and cherished for ages to come. I feel so blessed to be able to see Renato Laranja deliver masterful interviews again after years of hiatus. Thanks, Craig.

  • @Dan-pj7tt
    @Dan-pj7tt 5 месяцев назад +136

    Gabi is a cool chick !I hope she gets paid

    • @Jordan-sy7my
      @Jordan-sy7my 5 месяцев назад +10

      What are you smoking? Of course she is getting paid.

    • @aa-rj7ns
      @aa-rj7ns 5 месяцев назад +6

      Pay is litterally why this event is being held

  • @eliasjak
    @eliasjak 4 месяца назад +50

    To get Renato laranja to be the interviewer is gold props to who ever thought about it

    • @And1_Dirk
      @And1_Dirk 4 месяца назад +3

      Probably Craig, honestly. It’s funny watching Craig crack up at what he says 😂

  • @chris_bjj123
    @chris_bjj123 4 месяца назад +93

    My new favorite part of this video is the fact that youtube is now suggesting old Renato videos that I haven't watched in years.

  • @khayalethubhengu4747
    @khayalethubhengu4747 4 месяца назад +6

    Only 5 minutes in and I feel like I need to pause and roll a spliff to truly enjoy this gold

  • @cpt.sumtinwong6265
    @cpt.sumtinwong6265 5 месяцев назад +74

    Everything single thing about this is pure comedy. The chair hight being different killed me off the rip. Gold all around

    • @lagwagon8018
      @lagwagon8018 4 месяца назад +2

      Thank you for pointing this out 😂 for a second her size was messing me up.

  • @christiancampbell-sanderso5998
    @christiancampbell-sanderso5998 5 месяцев назад +283

    "i dont need you, i let the welfare feed you" and "my skin is Egyptian cinnamon"
    Holy F*** Renato i had to put my phone down 😂😂😂

    • @marcodivittorio7810
      @marcodivittorio7810 5 месяцев назад +7

      bro literally had to walk away from my desk after he said that shit hahahahah

    • @cadenmalone5129
      @cadenmalone5129 5 месяцев назад +15

      When I eat my way out of your triangle 😂😂😂

    • @chocolatecosmos1424
      @chocolatecosmos1424 5 месяцев назад

      I wasn't going to watch this all the way through but now I am.🤣

    • @jackberdine
      @jackberdine 5 месяцев назад +4

      I think we should have an all mans for himself match 😂

  • @Escotch647
    @Escotch647 4 месяца назад +489

    Bro smelled it like a Cuban 😅😂

    • @rubensilva9273
      @rubensilva9273 4 месяца назад +7

      Lol

    • @ramonmacias1452
      @ramonmacias1452 4 месяца назад +12

      Smooth 😂😂😂

    • @tjwest2605
      @tjwest2605 4 месяца назад +10

      Acquired chasche

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 3 месяца назад +1

      That's racist...he's not Cuban...he's Brazillian!! 😉

    • @tjwest2605
      @tjwest2605 3 месяца назад

      @yew2oob954 clearly he is Egyptian, why yhu gotch tchoo be so HASISSTCH

  • @MrPoliticalScientist
    @MrPoliticalScientist 4 месяца назад +18

    The eye twitch when he says "Joe Hogan" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WaylonCarruthers
    @WaylonCarruthers 4 месяца назад +195

    "Your english is crystal clear" --- Man, I'm DEAD.

  • @osirisfeliz2390
    @osirisfeliz2390 5 месяцев назад +101

    Clicked for Gabi & Craig…stayed for the interviewer 💀

    • @yew2oob954
      @yew2oob954 5 месяцев назад +6

      That is Renato Laranja...27 times BJJ champion...put some hespect on the name!!

  • @legacylee3017
    @legacylee3017 5 месяцев назад +147

    Interviewer 10/10 all of the extra letters added to words had me dying.

    • @dradamov
      @dradamov 5 месяцев назад +9

      fuckin same xDDD and the accent was such a force multiplier, I just can't xD

    • @jackberdine
      @jackberdine 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@dradamovehhhcreigijonesy

    • @TheRealAT
      @TheRealAT 4 месяца назад +1

      He’s just Brazilian dude

    • @AlabamaLinemanFarmer
      @AlabamaLinemanFarmer 4 месяца назад +3

      Renato Laranja
      Mr 27x
      Put some hespect on his nameee

  • @BC2WaVy
    @BC2WaVy 3 месяца назад +6

    Why isn’t this guy hosting our presidential debate in the US?

  • @kieranvanblyenburgh
    @kieranvanblyenburgh 5 месяцев назад +123

    When I eat my way out of your triangle, I’m gunna look up with those baby browns… I’m crying 🤣

  • @Handlethisbig
    @Handlethisbig 5 месяцев назад +83

    This just cured my depression. High level comedy, all three of em are very well drilled

    • @wombwomp2983
      @wombwomp2983 5 месяцев назад +4

      "🤢 Its an aquired chaste"

  • @Hegelschmegel-rk8vh
    @Hegelschmegel-rk8vh 5 месяцев назад +100

    I’m mad this man pulled his WHOLE ass out double cheeked up, when the tattoo was on the side of his hip. ☠️ 😂😂😂

    • @DH702..
      @DH702.. 4 месяца назад +3

      I think he was showing his steroid use