FIFA 22 Goalkeepers Have 1 Brain Cell Between Them

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2021
  • WARNING: This video contains cursed footage. And by that I mean a James Milner skill run. In the words of Martin Tyler, 'I swear you'll never see anything like this ever again'.
    Do feel free to follow me on Twitter, not much happens there but it does make me feel good about myself: / ollie25dixon​
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Комментарии • 84

  • @calummccracken1154
    @calummccracken1154 2 года назад +70

    6:57” One team really on form today, the other, really off colour” as the great Martin Tyler would say.

    • @samuelpinder1215
      @samuelpinder1215 2 года назад +1

      All credit to the team racking up the goals

  • @bencooke3461
    @bencooke3461 2 года назад +14

    who tf scores sweaty goals when it's already 12-0?!

  • @sharkymeldrew
    @sharkymeldrew 2 года назад +205

    When’s the 24 hour pack challenge with Chris?? I’ve been waiting 2 years… 😂

    • @TazerNet_
      @TazerNet_ 2 года назад

      uh.... theyve done it

    • @sharkymeldrew
      @sharkymeldrew 2 года назад +5

      @@TazerNet_ the fifa 22 vid?

    • @shroded
      @shroded 2 года назад

      @@TazerNet_ bro the 22 edition, he was jk for 2 yrs

    • @DanSan97
      @DanSan97 2 года назад +2

      *3 months later*

    • @ghtrickshots4141
      @ghtrickshots4141 2 года назад

      It has arrived

  • @ollieradd9758
    @ollieradd9758 2 года назад +23

    this video is incredible. from skyrim to IT crowd to B99 to Peep Show, oliver, you are a man of culture

  • @Mr1nv1s1ble
    @Mr1nv1s1ble 2 года назад +6

    Your editing for this video was amazing Ollie 👌 “I wonder what’s going through my defenders heads” 🤣

  • @andrewm1857
    @andrewm1857 2 года назад +16

    Please play more FIFA 22 Ollie :) your commentary of your own games alone make them worth watching

  • @jamesmpd7122
    @jamesmpd7122 2 года назад +88

    Hi KDB, oh I mean uhhh Ollie, anyways lots of love from Ireland 🇮🇪

  • @tim68453
    @tim68453 2 года назад +4

    love these fifa vids
    keep it up ollie :)

  • @punjoke.
    @punjoke. 2 года назад +21

    The FIFA 22 goalkeepers are either cracked beyond belief, or just........ Adrian, Kepa, Everton Pickford style

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 2 года назад +2

    5:35
    **Striker scores a tap in with the ball half an inch off the ground**
    Derek: "OHH MY GOD THAT'S THE BEST GOAL I'VE EVER SEEN HOW DID HE HIT THAT SO PERFECTLY STEWART LOOKS AT THIS SHIT IT'S FUCKING AMAZING WOW WOW WOW" **General fellating noises**

  • @dittomass8425
    @dittomass8425 2 года назад +5

    “i’ve done a bit of fiddling, and not the sigurdsson kind obviously”
    -KDB… i mean Ed Sheeran… i mean Ollie Dixon

  • @HadiElKhansa
    @HadiElKhansa 2 года назад +3

    More fifa content is what we need

  • @matthart9018
    @matthart9018 2 года назад +6

    Even Ollies got a better upload schedule than Chris these days😂

  • @sweetchills-ky9mg
    @sweetchills-ky9mg Год назад

    Thank you sir Ollie Dixon I watch your videos because your English is perfect British English and clear.

  • @earthwindandmaguire8093
    @earthwindandmaguire8093 2 года назад +4

    Alternative title: fifa 22 referees have 1 brain cell between them

  • @willharris4551
    @willharris4551 2 года назад +4

    I need more life of brian references in my life ngl

  • @owencowieson1642
    @owencowieson1642 2 года назад +5

    ollie gets 4 fut champs points from his first div rivals game
    he somehow has more than i got in the whole of fifa 18, 19, 20 and 21

  • @celcyyblue9033
    @celcyyblue9033 2 года назад

    nice video mate

  • @owencowieson1642
    @owencowieson1642 2 года назад +4

    took me 5 minutes to realize that spain without the s is pain😂

  • @Taglas.
    @Taglas. 2 года назад +3

    When the posts makes more saves then the goalkeeper

  • @C7SHORTS10
    @C7SHORTS10 2 года назад +1

    nice vid kevin i mean uhh... ollie

  • @frenchy489
    @frenchy489 2 года назад +1

    Ollie is actually funnnnyy

  • @GeniusLad32
    @GeniusLad32 2 года назад +5

    The only reason I can think for Ginger being banned is if you anagram it...
    But EA wouldn't be *that* stupid, right?

  • @benward6728
    @benward6728 2 года назад +1

    your starter genuinely set my siri off

  • @bzhenry-randell4775
    @bzhenry-randell4775 2 года назад

    This vid was so funny!

  • @PianoManCoversJMB
    @PianoManCoversJMB 2 года назад +3

    You shouldn't blame the keeper for this. That's really krul imo :'D

  • @fraserwalsh9121
    @fraserwalsh9121 2 года назад +1

    At the start when you said hey Siri, my Siri heard it and told me where my location is 😂

  • @bup23
    @bup23 2 года назад

    This lucky bastard gets James Milner on his first pack and I have to wait a day to pack him

  • @jhonthompson189
    @jhonthompson189 2 года назад

    your so funny big up man

  • @marcthomas4294
    @marcthomas4294 2 года назад +2

    Don't delete we want an ollie dixon career mode

  • @mohammedhasan7175
    @mohammedhasan7175 2 года назад

    Wow big boi ollie almostbspeeling orange correctly

  • @liamdalton3855
    @liamdalton3855 2 года назад +1

    ollie is the ginger will from the inbetweeners

  • @mrastonmartin100
    @mrastonmartin100 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for setting off my Siri 😂

  • @lowres96
    @lowres96 2 года назад

    "stop edging me and shoot" Bruh.

  • @CHBeats_
    @CHBeats_ 2 года назад +1

    My Siri actually turned on when he said hey Siri at the start like why

  • @ross4127
    @ross4127 2 года назад

    "We've done a goal"

  • @ethanboucher4614
    @ethanboucher4614 2 года назад +1

    When you complain about fifa 22 not being realistic just realize that they got the refs spot on

  • @santinopasserini8241
    @santinopasserini8241 2 года назад +1

    Still ginger Ollie

  • @zj0kerz
    @zj0kerz 2 года назад

    Turned my Siri on with the intro 🤣

  • @jayipayi3884
    @jayipayi3884 Год назад

    2:15 ‘Thwow him to the floor.’ Absolutely brilliant. This edit had me in stitches.

  • @ecrxft
    @ecrxft 2 года назад +1

    You know when some RUclipsrs clickbait with ridiculous scorelines in the thumbnail? 😂

  • @barcaboi5056
    @barcaboi5056 2 года назад

    Oh god… Ollie’s camera angle…

  • @AFCb818
    @AFCb818 2 года назад

    The intro got Siri confused

  • @Carling_lad
    @Carling_lad 2 года назад

    How is this man related to Chris md

  • @oliverdixon3895
    @oliverdixon3895 Год назад

    We have the same last name my first name is Oliver tho so it’s the tiniest difference in our names

  • @filippakis1
    @filippakis1 2 года назад +1

    can you do brexit fc on fifa create a club

  • @euangodfrey6965
    @euangodfrey6965 2 года назад +2

    Saying hey Siri at the start, sent off my own siri ffs

    • @OllieDixon
      @OllieDixon  2 года назад +4

      I think I may get a fair few people with that one 😂 kept happening to me while editing 😭

    • @oisinmaloy5900
      @oisinmaloy5900 2 года назад

      Happened to my too 😂😂 Class from KDB there

  • @jamiejamie9549
    @jamiejamie9549 2 года назад +1

    I looked away for 1 minute and its 13-0

  • @jonathanbolger6173
    @jonathanbolger6173 2 года назад

    Honestly thought it was ed Sheeran playing FIFA from the thumbnail.

  • @TheJoeKM
    @TheJoeKM 2 года назад

    Never seen your vids but you look like the offspring of Kevin De Bruyne and Ed Sheeran, respectfully

  • @Reapsyco
    @Reapsyco 2 года назад +1

    i have same brain cells

  • @bballkidnj9
    @bballkidnj9 2 года назад +1

    Ahhh yes 4.9 xG from 8 shots. Very realistic. (Yes, I realize how nerdy THIS being my concern is, shut up)

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад

    your amazing

  • @yehiatamer3633
    @yehiatamer3633 2 года назад

    The only thing ollie and KDB have in common is that they are both fucking inconsistent

  • @kian3026
    @kian3026 2 года назад

    Ayyyyyyy

  • @A____B
    @A____B 2 года назад

    His English is more understandable than of some British people
    Bo'oh'o'wa'er

    • @evanandrews8181
      @evanandrews8181 2 года назад +1

      Where u from?

    • @A____B
      @A____B 2 года назад

      @@evanandrews8181 not England

  • @nathangilson4043
    @nathangilson4043 2 года назад

    And their still better then your performance in Chris's videos

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад

  • @zacsmith9814
    @zacsmith9814 2 года назад

    If u need any help just ask me cause I am in div 5

  • @tomspencer1471
    @tomspencer1471 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @bernhardsonn8996
    @bernhardsonn8996 2 года назад

    How have you played for 10 years and be so bad? XD

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад

  • @Thefishinggroupjersey
    @Thefishinggroupjersey 2 года назад