Free Lizzo | The Tim Dillon Show
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Tim dives into the Obama chef accident, Reese’s taking it too far, offers Lizzo advice and has good news for the family of the accused Gilgo beach killer.
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Tim Dillon would be the best Whitehouse press secretary in American history.
Omg- 🍻PLEASE. 🥰 That made my day just entertaining the thought. & this comment deserves waay more likes ❤
Yes or Yes?
yeah Whitehouse Cheesesteaks
@@pearz420 Whitehouse Black and Blue Porterhouse AFTER the Seafood Tower
👈🏻 👀… (POV:as an ally) Get your shit together man… he is going to be President…. Top Hog. I can’t wait for the inauguration speech 🎤
“You want your girlfriend to be bi-sexual, not non-binary” that is the best explanation of Denver ever lol
Incredible line lol
"You can have blue hair, you can finger your friend, but you gotta pick a gender, It's Denver." This shit had me rolling it's so fucking good.
He’s spot on
It's so accurate it's scary
So they are cool but not insane sounds good to me
This really feels like an oldschool episode. Tim is back 100%
I don’t even remember the name of his first sidekick
@@Stranger_In_The_Alps Idk Bob or something.
@@KerriHooper it definitely wasn’t Larry. I would’ve remembered if it was Larry, believe me.
What denver means to Tim
Bloating and closeted bois
Tim's always at his best when he's trying to make his producer lose it instead of performing directly to the audience, I guess him and the new kid have gotten more comfortable around each other
The fact that morgan and morgan are still with tim after those absolute bangers makes me wanna get involved in some litigation
ready to get litigated
I'm certain they read the fine print on Tim Dillon and were fully informed on his comedy.
Sue someone 😂 The advertising he does for them is FU(king hilarious .
He accused the founder of that underwear company (I forget the name) of multiple war crimes and other heinous acts while doing the ad reads, and they stuck around for quite a while.
@@gijoey5912he didn’t accuse him. It was a comedy bit
Thanks for coming to Denver and rightfully shaming my brother for eating cheesecake like a feral human in the front row of your 4 PM show!
What an honor.
Haha I was there and saw this. Your brother is indeed a slovenly pig . I was the guy applauding him through the peep hole in the bathroom stall as he was purging the cheesecake
VIP experience
@@robertphillips9014horror*
Tim was only lashing out cause he was jealous
"You've made enough money from the pigs. Time to leave the barn." One of the best lines I've ever heard 🤣
As a fat person I don't recognize Lizzo as my Queen of our people, I recognize Tim Dillon
As a fellow Matt, I applaud your choice in monarch.
@@matthewbecker7389 here here 👍🍻
Lizzo is empowering, Lizzo is beautiful, but when I say a girl looks like Lizzo, she suddenly hates me. Make it make sense
Haha had to screen shot this and send it to my buddy. Very well done 😅
Show me proof of any woman getting upset that she was told she looks like Lizzo.
Stolen
I mean Lizzo is morbidly obese, of voutse. And I've never liked her oersina / schtick etc.But it's so annoying when people say she's ugly. She's clearly a pretty woman.
@@UrfutureMotherInLaw You are as beautiful as Lizzo
I enjoy Tim is able to dissect “stuffing your cup” on the same level of urgency & disgust as an event of global importance
Ray Kump has a season pass
"In other news the Wagner group has just attempted another coup in Mosc- like really what business do these people have putting pretzels inside of the Reese's......its an abomination...."
To him, they're of equal importance.
Pretty Fkn Disgusting bro. lol.
Tim Dillon is the only news source I trust. Thanks pig 🙏
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That'll do pig, that'll do.
Oink oink motherfuckers!!
😂
Yes or yes
It's comforting to know that even though Tim has lost a few pounds, he hasn't forgotten his plus-sized roots
Yesss queen!
No fat swapping on this channel
Lizzo made a golf cart wheelie then everyone blamed the driver for hitting the gas too hard
and those $2500 sunglasses
Yaassss
Tim and a skinny co-worker fat shamming a fellow fat employee and playing it off as a bonding moment is the content I live for. Thank you Tim for your service. /salute
Let me toss you another idea Tim. If you were a private chef for these people, wouldn’t you want to drown yourself? I live on the coast of Lake Huron and everyday I get out of work at the factory, I gaze into that sweet, watery abyss and think to myself. There is always a way out, it’s right there.
Christ that's dark🤣🤣🤣🍺
My family was unfortunate enough to marry a 1% heiress. Those people, are every bit the miserable c&%$#s you think they are. It is a gilded cage. There is no being a fireman, every minute of your life is planned, even your conception. They take it out on the working class.
If you do, make it look like a murder and confuse everyone into a multi decade investigation.
You are right, there is a way a out... *you hear steel drums a little crab begins to sing to you*
Slade-6, listen to me
The human world, it's a mess
Life under the sea
Is better than anything they got up there
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea!!!
The call of the void is a sweet siren song
Best comedian at riffing. His doesn’t give a fuck vibe, the brutal sarcasm. Tim is artistic evolution of Hicks, Carlin, with much of their excess streamlined by the “Sales sauce” skills Tim uses to deliver.
One of the best ever. ^
This is the kind of episode I would use to introduce someone to Tim’s comedy.
Tim is at his best when talking about food and fat people. This is the perfect ratio of both. Like the Reese’s of comedy
You know it’s a good show when every episode opens with “sorry we’re late”
What are we? 2-7 days late?
@@Conradlovesjoy I’m not exactly sure what the intended schedule for episodes to come out at this point. I’m trying desperately to hold on to a 4 episode per month standard for the Patreon because fatty cannot stick with a weekly schedule despite getting paid millions for doing exactly that. As far as the main episodes go, he’s had 3 new ones released in about 5 and a half weeks. In the summer where he’s not touring and “focusing on the podcast.” That dump of a claim was made this past spring. His content output has a standard of Lizzo’s daily step counts. A fkn joke.
🙌😂😂
@@korlu01pig works better under pressure. People should cancel for a month or two.
@@korlu01Words, when used by someone of skill represent our finest art, and yet you feel upset that you are not getting enough content but yet will be 1st to complain when the quality of Tim's channeling here , and make no mistake that is what it is, and whine about how it's not as good as it used to be. You kind soul ...are just passing through. Move along
I am amazed that Tim improvised a better PR move for lizzo than Lizzo's PR team will ever come up with
Throwing fat people under the bus really is the best way for her to handle this. Looking forward to hot lizzo
It's legit a great marketing and branding plan for her. I might actually become a fan of hers if she loses the extra weight.
@@uteruspower1862fuck that. One good deed does not wash out the bad, nor bad the good.
It's a joke
@@ghostghostghst im unfamiliar with the concept on a comedy podcast
Tim coming back from his absence and releasing a video on my birthday is making me feel like I’m living life in the big city
fellow aug 2nd bday guy here. lol
🎉
Be careful it’s a real knife fight out there
Life in the big city is the best episode ever. And also.. you are using it wrong, if he didnt upload on your birthday. That would be a good time to say, life in the big city...
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Every time Tim Dillon says “FATTY BUNBATTYS” I cry laughing 😂😂😂
Me too! But it's BOOMbattys :))
this is my cats new nickname
@@djdynamo74 love it 😂😂
Love these random drops. Now I can feel happiness for an hour during the week, not just on Saturday nights.
Be sure to dopamine detox after you consume the program. Let’s just say you can’t pluck a chicken if it’s out back.
Lol same
It really helps us
All news about Lizzo is ground breaking
Earth Shattering.
Thank you Tim, we love you
I’ve lived near Hershey PA for years. My mother never let me get stuff your cup and over time I understood why. Tim Dillon speaks volumes of truth
We wish her well, Lizzo.
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Yassssssssssss kweeeeeen 🙌
No we dont😅😅😅
She's a friend and a colleague.
We wish her well, all 600 pounds
Tim sat down at the bar in Hawaii and is giving me his rant….and I can’t leave as I work at the bar ha ha
Really appreciate the direct shout out of “ladies & gentlemen”, thank Tim, my very personal close friend.
I heard lizzo has recently come out as a vegetarian. She may be a vegetarian but she’s still full of baloney in my book
You must be a norm fan. Sounds a lot like one of his jokes :). Good job man
With the way she treats her dancers I don't think she owns a doghouse.
I went to a Lizzo concert once and I was disappointed. She sang one song and the concert was over!
Reminds me of that tragedy.
Someone told her tallo and lard were vegetables.
I was at the 4PM Sunday show in Denver and I cried laughing the entire time. You killed ❤
Tim's back dressed like a CIA operative on holiday. #LifeInTheBigCity 😎👍🏽
As a former junkie, I know that exact situation where your in a house full of drug addicts and one guy is nodding so hard everyone is pointing him out calling and talking shit about him lol
“That guys got some serious issues.” Says the guy who just took 4 fentanyl laced Xanax.
Tim looks like a guy fighting a hangover on the bench outside of a tackle shop.
Hearing Tim say "Big Mike" and saying he's going to off himself during a performance is a great call back to older episodes!
I love not paying for such a high level of entertainment
Best money I’ll spend this week, RIGHT here. Hail satan
@@nedrobinson7490 i live next door to you
I will forever die laughing when Tim says Fattie Boom Batty🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tim is the large cosmic entity we all need in our lives.
XXXL
A moon
@@BlazRa Like that space baby at the end of, _2001: A Space Odyssey_ but fatter and more gae.
one of the old ones from Lovecraft
@@TacticalShinebox Life in the big R'lyeh,
the guilty dog laugh when Tim found out the most important detail of the Lizzo story is priceless XDDD
tims apologies are all that keep me going on with life
I’d love to see Tim and big Jay talk about lizzo and her tv show for any amount of time really
Always look forward to hearing the ramblings from dear Tim Dilluminati
Morgan and Morgan should feel blessed to have you as a spokesperson
I haven’t laughed at an ad like that in a minute
I love that this law firm just allow him to lean into the vicious solicitation angle 🤣 (Always makes me like a company when they have a sense of humour about the way Tim does these reads)
Tim is in top form! Dude is the funniest comic working atm and its not even close.
Not true at all. Gillis is a better comic. Tim is a better ranter. To say it's not close is almost as gay as Tim
Tim, I saw you at the Wynn a week and a half ago and the show was amazing, I brought my dad along and he loved it.
Oh I thought like you meant as in he was selling time shares
Jizzo is a national treasure and we must fight for every fold like the mountains of korea
Jizzo 😂
One of the great comments of all time
Thank you to Tim's nameless, faceless producer as always.
Travis
Tim we need this, thank you so much for your effort in animal conservation. This sure is one whale of a problem and we need to get to the bottom of it. Something is just fishy about it all.
We missed you A lot!!!! We love you tim .
38:40 The image of the two dancers eating peanut butter out of the jar like Winnie-the-Pooh had me laughing for 5 minutes
It’s like Christmas/birthday ect to get Tim on a Wednesday evening! Best surprise RUclips check of my year 🙌🙌🙌
Thank God I discovered this show.this is the funniest guy rn for me on yt. Love and praises from SA 🇿🇦
Despite Tim being a ham-planet, he only takes up a tiny portion of the screen. Yet even with all that extra space, the videos they show at the side are imperceptible.
Ugh Tim absolutely nails the infuriating aspects of these strange deaths stories. Like how “nobody will ever know anything about what happened”.
WE BACK PIGS, ENJOY THE SLOP
My 🐱smells much better now!!! OMG! I haven’t laughed out loud harder than that in a long a** time! That was comedy gold!
Tim looks like the guy that tried to steal the dinosaurs 🦕🦖 from Jurassic Park 😂
Awe that's harsh, more of a John Candy meets alex jones.
Two chefs that cooked for presidents dying seems like an insane coincidence
Or an incokesane coincidence. 😄
If you can't take the heat stay out of the Whitehouse kitchen.
Drowning, nonetheless. Seems too coincidental to be a set up. Or not coincidental enough.
Chefs dying from causes other than.. old age.. isn't exactly unheard of. 😉
I'm acquainted with one of Obama's old White House sommeliers, and a kitchen is a kitchen. 😄
Sigh, he had a helluva wine cellar.
Read Kitchen Confidential. It's older than some of you (sweet J 🤦🏼♀️), but it could offer a touch of insight.
High-end kitchens are a blend of tortured artists, adrenaline junkies, raging egos, jealousy, sabotage, addiction, burnout, and survival of the fittest.. best soap opera on a pirate ship you'll ever survive. 😍
Just food for thought.. people who thrive in that environment often take risks.
@@artfuldodger96 paddle boarding isn’t exactly like sky diving without a parachute
I was interviewed for a job as a chef for the Biden family but decided to go back to helicopter logging.
Obamas are objectively WAY scarier than Bidens. Biden’s house is prolly decorated with typical old white people shit: gnomes, photos of grandchildren, extremely dated wallpaper, etc.
Obama’s is prolly decorated with chairs made from human leather, but you only find that out if you ask Michelle about who the designer was.
Tim, I just want to let you know that the moment I get into an accident, I'm calling Morgan and Morgan just to sue someone all because of you.
Love how Tim's studio improves slightly every year...
He looks eschew though .. like not centered
mad wide angle and tiny little corner to show us a screen? studio not good
I miss the patio pods. Especially the one with the drug addict neighbor who would yell and stumble through her yard causing a scene.
@@oN3xShOtxkilLthe word you're looking for is askew!
I think this b/g sucks. I’d love a green screen that he can customise any time he feels like it.
Tim posting at noon on a Wednesday is sub-prime mortgage lender behavior for sure.
He probably set up meetings on Sunday night at like 830pm and sent offers and responses at 2am.
What do you expect from our favorite fake businessman?
The beanie baby and cactus decor is very funny✨ missed you Tim!!
Thank you Tim never stop your content please
Dude. Your rants are epic.
the king has the right to deny us his brilliance whenevr he choses
Or Queen? 🤔
@@myeineryeah he’s more of a queen
I can’t believe in 2024 Lizzo actually listened to Tim.
tim is standing up for the rights big boned people, strong and brave!
absolutely love to hear him just talk
And the mortality rate of the politician private chef increases yet again. The guy definitely saw something 😂
I picture Barack Obama staring at the pond from his office like Michael Corleone when he sends Al Neri to take Fredo fishing
He'd do that too 😂
I was trying to come up with a name for a weird music/band project and Timmy just nailed it. "Thin Lizzo" it is!
Lol.
There is a brand called Thin lizzy. Close enough.
And apparently an Irish band called thin lizzy.
@@schindlersredemption lol it's the same band and yes I know that's the whole joke. Made me laugh that you saw Thin Lizzy's lead singer and though "well that's def not an Irish band" 😄
I love the music in the peanut butter video. I love that somebody spent time composing it, and musicians went home and practiced it, so it would be just right, when it was recorded.
I like to think it's called something like "Peanut Butter Boogie #64 - July 2023."
Denver show was great, didn't realize Tim liked hiking so much
Wrapping up the end of the year, came back to this video to say this is when I fell in love with Tim Dillion.
Couldn't be happier for Lizzo
Welcome the Ibezhian, Can't follow your shows but love your pods. Hi from Slovenhia
Tim this shirt you’re wearing looks incredible on you. Thank you as always for the on point content
Yeah he looks really big. I'd love to baste that turkey. HNNG
Even the heading cracked me up 😂😂😂😂 brilliant ever time, please come to wales, would love to take you Cardiff 😂😂 would be hilarious
I hope everyone has a great day! Tomorrow will be better. Keep your head up!
I’m glad you are alive TD
I need to live in world on which Lizzo gives David Goggins fitness advice. Yes or yes
Reminder that Tim is one of the 3 funniest humans in the planet at this moment in history and most people don't know he exists
Bloating from being at a high altitude is a real phenomenon. Last time I went to a high altitude town steak dinners just started flying into my mouth. I’m sure it was very hard for Tim on his trip.
Tim moving around wildly with the camera's shutter speed set to where it's at is icing on the cake of the new set.
EPSTEIN’S chef died as well at fifty five! Right after Epstein didn’t kill himself and Ghissy was being held in NY jail
Backstage passes are one of the blessings/curses of the culinary professions.
Tim is the best 🔥💯
All I needed to see was "Free Lizzo" and I clicked immediately 🤣🤣🤣
Great show in Denver 👊was stoked to be there!
''That is even more disturbing to me than them being drowned. Get the help off the property!!!'' Classic from a man who was broke and almost homeless for years.
Can’t wait to see you in New Zealand!
Usually I’m not for redistribution of wealth but for Tim I’ll make an exception. This man has more right to our money than we do. He can spend it better than we can. He can summer and winter than all of us combined.
An hour into posting and the comments are already legendary the Tim's pigs really is a vibe and so is Tim's shirt
51:56 for those returning in 2024
The tires from Lizzos tour bus were featured on Modern Marvels.
Tim's totally right. Coloradan here - Denver is a vacuous place, full of vacuous, full of crap people trying to fill their lives with endless superficialities which as one might imagine, is a losing game.
Because coastal idiots keep transplanting there.
It sounds like LA, but with more mountains, but at least you have some snow.
@@WeezaY5000 We do have that. I don't live in Denver, I live about 45 minutes away from it and I get a ton of snow in the winter.
CA is probably like CO in that when you go out to the "peripheries" of the state, you find perfectly normal and in many cases, very interesting people. Something about American cities though just attracts the worst of our society. Shallow, stupid, and hopelessly ambitious.
I have yet to find a place that doesn't adhere to this to some degree.
This is just a condition of humanity. When you get a bunch of humans in a concentrated area, it just becomes glaringly apparent.
I live in Massachusetts
They should write a book about the crazy shit that happens in the Cape
pure moments of comedy tucked away in here
Tim is erudite and incredibly funny. He looks, however, like a cross between a trucker and a guy who sells diamond encrusted Rolexes to dealers on the rough end of town. Life in the big city.
Kind of a real life Eric Cartman. A sexy real life Cartman.
I'm a truck driver and i love listening to tim in the long dark nights of new Mexico. please adopt me i want to be your straight son.
By the way remember the mother with the girl and the nugget 😂They got 800K in the lawsuit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"There's are many fats I have employed." DEAD 😂😂😂 I
Obama took a page out of the long island playbook, that chef should've kept his mouth shut