ASMR Face Examination | Fast and Aggressive
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- Опубликовано: 9 сен 2024
- ASMR Face Examination | Fast and Aggressive
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“I’m going to punch you .”
Me : “Wow doctors have really changed over recent years . “
It's called modern medicine 😌💅
They gotta release stress somehow
@@gogoknives3618 actually is old school medicine 😂 anesthesia didn't exist before
@@luisu3755 I'm pretty sure they wouldn't just straight up knock tf out of them. I'm not eveb sure if they used anesthesia far back in these ages.
When the card declines:
“dude what happened to your face??”
me: “and she had the voice of an angel”
LMFAOOOOO underrated comment Fr
@@KAPONE575 fax he needs more likes
I was the 666th like😏
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA 😂😂😂😂
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA 😂😂😂😂
"and now I am going to punch you"
Is that covered by my insurance?...
🤣
Yep a whole $25
@@violetroth5273 ah man i was gonna say that
In America, not a chance!
Lol
“Please stay still”
Me: *stops moving*
“Stay still please”
Me: *stops breathing*
*Stops my heartbeat*
*stops red cells*
*Stops time and space*
*becomes an atom*
This whole thread is funny as fuck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"and now i'm gonna punch you"
**starts crying**
Hahhahahahhaha
JAJAJA
😂😂😂😂😂
lmao same
When she said that I thought she was gonna say I’m kidding then she started throwing hands
*quiet voice* "that was a little fucked up but it'll be alright" 💀
Correction, "I think it'll be alright"
I heard that too
Correction it wasn't "i think it will alright" it was "honestly that was kinda fucked up but I think it willbe alright" u missed some few parts :)
@@heyyfever8103 Correction, it wasn’t ‘willbe’ it would be ‘will be’. :)
@@harrietsquire134 yeah missed spelled🗽
“Tell me when I’m punching too hard”
“Now”
“Good”
“🤕 thanks”
The introvert who doesn't like bothering people.
"Just tell me when it's to hard"
Mind: *if you say something you'll bother them*
😓🤕⚰
And that costed 100 dollars
Yes… I would be to shy to say anything ⚰️⚰️⚰️🥲🥲🥲
🤣🤣🤣
LMFAOAOA
how am i supposed to sleep when i can’t stop laughing at how aggressively she’s punching me in the face n hitting me w random objects 😭😭 the note taking “obviously that was kinda fuxked up” is killing me- i love her LMFAO
“And now I’m going to punch you”… wow, I know the title said “aggressive”, but damn, lol
fr this is just abuse at this point dang
i was looking for this comment
@@fabi9680 LMAOO PLEASE 💀
She took agressive ASMRs to a whole new level dawg 💀
Straight up abuse-
“ I have to write this down in my notes..”
“That was kinda fucked up” I died when u said that😭
@Cooper Wolfram it's somewhere at 5 minutes
@Cooper Wolfram it was like at 5:34
"you have very good skin"
me and my crusty-ass hormonal acne : thanks gal 😭
"You have very good skin."
My, as usual, chaotic good brain: "Thanks. Do you want it?"
FR THOO
@Michelle "THANKS DO YOU WANT IT!?" LMAO IM SUBBING TO YOU JUST FOR THAT. XD
Same I was like
- since when ??
FR LIKE HAHAHAHAH
this is exactly what my baby cousin does when she’s ‘doing my makeup’ 😂
"her face became red when i punched her".
ME: unconscious
JAJAJJAJAJA
“Im going to punch you”
Me after getting punched: “TIS BUT A SCRATCH”
You need more likes 😆
@@jordanhicks8359 NO NO MORE PLEASE NO MORE
PAHAHA A SCRATCH A SCRATCH
TIS BUT A FLESHWOUND
@@elizabethsullivan2965 you’re arm’s off
“you have very good skin”
My acne: *am i a joke to you?* 👁👄👁
Same
@Francesco Lunardi are you really that bored you’re hating on a random comment?
@Francesco Lunardi hahaah who hurt u? 😂
@Francesco Lunardi I don’t care what your opinion is. If you don’t have anything positive to say learn to stfu.
you’re not alone bby 😔✌️
"and since this is america"
me, a canadian: no its not- please no-
This had me DEAD
It’s too late
You’ve been assigned American
Have a nice day :)
As an american I hate it here so I totally agree
@@rainisreallyprettycool123 how dare you do this to me
to late your now an american may your money no longer exist and your will to live due to it decrease ever so more
5:25 If I become a doctor, my notes too will say “Honestly, that was like kinda f**ked up, but I think… it’s gonna be fine.”
"I'm going to punch you"
Doctors when the insurance doesn't cover everything
“Stay still stay still STAY STILL”
Me: 🧍🏼♀️
Same 😭😭
ASMR + not taking any of it seriously = this perfection
Feels like a mad scientist working as a family doctor.
Fax
Love how she completely defeated the purpose of the gloves by rubbing them all over her hands
"You have insurence, right? So you gonna be covered for 25$"
That caught me off guard and had me break out in laughter.
Really great videos. Love your style a lot
Sameee lol
*Laughs awkwardly in British Free Healthcare* "That's what YOU think..."
The things I love about her/her videos
1. THE GLOVES
2. Her soft gentle voice
3. The focus she has during her videos
"Because this America" "If you have insurance 25 dollars is covered" LOL
@@johnnyseed9257 HA
@@johnnyseed9257 More like corporate third world America
@@johnnyseed9257 i would be like, "meh" but I'm more like, "help me"
@Operation: Twenty Six Small correction, imagine having to pay at the point of use. You do still pay for it with taxes, but it's not nearly as expensive.
@@EasterTurkey i think maybe they’re not american cause in france it’s pretty much free
"officer she punched me, then as some sort of power move wrote how i reacted to it on my face"
The tingles were so intense on this one, I actually had to scratch/pat my head and scalp a couple times. Amazing job.
Omg wow!! So glad to hear that
Wait till people realise you dont have to whisper, and we'll be in a whole new era of asmr
That’s lice sweetie😖
@@Neo.Jordon this
@@bigbarbiana4442 HAHAHAHA
"Can you feel my hands, when i touch your face?"
"Yes!"
"No?"
"Oh... yeah. I meant no."
😂😂
"I can feel my face again, but now I can see smells and hear colors"
You are the first asmr artist that actually managed to knock me out lol like i woke up and didn’t realize I fell asleep😂
Ahh that’s great!!
Well of course she punched you in the face
@@BTChris9 I LOVE YOU
one of those naps that feel like you closed your eyes for 5 seconds
I love and hate those
@@dylhqueprogay
*beats with sponge* “stay still, stay still plz, I SAID STAY STILL “ I-
I love how she thoroughly enjoys doing asmr. It makes the experience so much entertaining!
Aw I’m so glad it shows!
I love the humor asmr artists add into their videos without breaking the theme. The punching thing and writing on my face thing was still in the theme yet so random😭?
during the ending when she was going over the cost of the examination, i was totally imagining that my face was still numb from the medication so i couldn't respond to the absurd prices lol
Hahaha
Me 100th like
Absurd? No this is America you must be new here
@@ComradeDevil the nhs my beloved 😻
@@scarlett4417 literally- sometimes I’m happy I’m a brit
"I'm going to punch you"
Me: **Cries in fetal position*
Me: wants to watch lots of asmr videos
Also me: falls asleep before 1 video is over
SAME
I’ve got 60 or so unwatched Asmr videos on a playlist….
@@lydiabatterbury6099 yo there are 4,611 videos in my watch later list😀💀
thats why you watch them during the day 😎😎
Dude I’ve never seen a channel that helps me fall asleep so quickly in my life
“don’t move please stay still”
people with tics: 😀
out of pocket 💀
since this is America, twenty thousand dollars just for the exam, the medication is going to be about 65k and an additional 10k, and be happy because the insurance will cover 25 dollars, XD love it 😂
That's sad
thats what america is like
I’m a happy lil Brit, we live on the NHS
It’s weird how America is called the land of freedom when healthcare isn’t even free lol
@@gokultheinkyprotogen764 sadly
Me trying to find my charger in the dark:
Her: imma punch you
Me: you're what!?
"Everything was fine..they didn't feel their face for a second but it worked out ok. Thank god. I could have gotten sued but it's fine." dead.
Me: Hi! I’m calling about your car’s extended warranty…
Two seconds later: she punches me
The " I coulda gotten sued but its fine" like had me dying🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for that
Omfg yes so glad you picked up on that
@Luna Bloom ASMR Me: *Tries to leave doctors office*
Luna Bloom ASMR: *grabs me my my wrist, and starts slapping me back and forth across the face while wearing gloves.*
P.S your awesome.❤❤❤💖💖💖💗💗💗💕💕💓💓💓
Omgg!!, contigo no solo me relajo, también aprendo inglés. Amo tu pronunciación 💗💗
Of course insurance only covers 25 dollars and I still have to pay the remaining 94,975
Don't forget the appointment next week. 😂
This will forever be my “go-to” ASMR video!!!!! No matter how old it gets
frrrr
That forest green hair color is gorgeous! 😍 So many tingles.
Coming back to this vid, I’m always amazed on how you didn’t smack your camera while also making the sound of your punches impactful
“And now I shall punch you”
Me: “Omg the professionalisms is outstanding- oop I felt that one”
Legitimately my favorite artist now.
Been watching asmr for like 4 years, I don't plan on leaving your channel lol
I have adhd and this stuff is gold
"Now I'm gonna punch you" uhm ma'am is this necessary *blood dripping from nose* 😂
It is now.
*literally punches me: “ok good”
This is the best fast and aggressive ASMR video I have ever seen
Thank you so much!
scripting things, filming and editing them is a valued skill. Your ability to do this consistantly is impressive!
"OK now I'm gonna punch you"
Joe Rogan: SHE SLEPT HIM
You complimented my skin and it made my acne scars blush. They say thankyou❤️❤️
My face after watching this: 🤕
jokes aside, you're literally my go to for personal attention loll, good job.
Omg that’s great to hear!
so first time trying asmr... and uhhh my face was used as a notepad, i got punched several times, i was charged OP prices, got a color changing ice cube shoved at me and got medication on my face... Perfect.
This video gave me the most head tingles I have ever gotten from a video. Love the part where you say its a bit of an abrasive exam as if you didn't punch me in the face 10 times 5 minutes ago 😆
Thank you as always!
Omfg you’re so right I did that hahaha Glad you liked the video!
LMFSODHSJSDH
I burst out laughing at the punching. And got it together… and lost it again at “got red from punching their face”
1 take, no mistakes, slam it in the oven, easy bake
you look like that kind of person people write songs about- ALSO THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR- STUNNING-
Thank you getting closer to the camera so we can all appreciate your makeup 🔥
Omg thank you ✨
Congratulations 🎉 on getting over a million Luna. You deserve it.
That extra bit of realism at the end was incredible!
IMAO “ I could’ve gotten sued but that’s OK” Got me dying 😭
one of my favorite things about your asmr is your voice bc you don’t whisper you talk softly but not to softly, idk there just something abt it 👩🍳💋
I used to hate ASMR until I found your channel. Apparently fast paced ASMR is what I like
"Since this is America-"
Oh lord here it comes...
Freaking loved that last part. Cuz it's true.
"Okay, and I'm gonna punch you, and you're gonna tell me when I punched too hard. Okay?"
Really knocked me out there. What a- painful trigger
“can you feel it when i squish your cheeks”
me and my dirty mind 🤨😭
WAIT NO-
STOP ITTTTT
I-😩
The likes 😂😭
NO- WHA STOP
I remember the first ever time I looked up asmr I was at school in class and this was the first full video I ever watched…I fell asleep in class 😂
"And now I'm gonna punch you"
Me the next day:
Friend: yo u good? What happened
Me with 2 black eyes, a broken nose, and a lot of bruises: don't worry about it bro don't worry about it.
“i’m just gonna write some notes down”
*continues to write on my face*
That ending was the best!
"because this is America" lmaoo
happy pride month!
really liked the infrared light :))
Hahaha glad you liked it! Happy Pride month!!
Happy pride month
GTFO
Im autistic and this is really helping me with my fear for physical contact. I have a need to watch your videos when im gonna sleep. I very glad for doing what you’re doing❤️
5:33 lol! I didn’t catch this until like 20th time i watched this and it was awesome. Sneaky inaudible whispering there 🤣
I can’t tell what all of that was
@@onyxblack593 "honestly that was like kinda fk'ed up but.. i think its gonna be fine" :)
@@Kayzexx.JPEG_ thank you 😊
These older videos just hit different
"And now I'm gonna punch you in the face"
Also me: "was good" *squared up*
Was good? Not good anymore?
Damn, just like how dio punched Jonathan huh
I’m getting so sleepy I’m like “I wan watch IF I CAN KEEP MY GODAM EYES OPEN”
While I've never gotten 'tingles' from watching hands & objects rapidly approaching the camera, watching the screen isn't necessary for me. Lot's of fast/fluttering sounds works for me =) In fact I was totally copacetic until I heard that this face examination was going to cost me thousands and thousands of dollars. Lol. I think I just heard my student loan officer say get in line. Maybe I'm going about this all wrong & I just need to embrace a life of endless debt =) Yay!
Thanks for the face exam and black eye ❤
Her: punching, hurting me
Also her: good job, okay good, alright, you're doing very well
Like Ma'am, are u trynna be like my parents-🧍🏻♂️🤚
No its your dentist
@@domtorreto9031 no it's the zoo keeper
@@kokichiouma3784 no this is Patrick
@@naophiliaxe5821 maybe it’s Maybelline
@@itsnemothoasmr maybe shes barn with it maybe its neighbelline
“Got a little red when I punched them…thats absolutely normal”
Me: “…I would hope so”
Update: “I think she is purposely trying to make our face react negatively so we come back for more “treatments””
I am so happy I found this channel I’ve been binging it while playing games so relaxing!
Omg that makes me so happy! What are you playing??
@@LunaBloomASMR currently some dead by daylight
@@mathewbrown4974 nice game to listen to asmr tbh...😐
the color of your hair looks so calming. FR
Just stumbled across your channel and now I’m 95K in debt for this exam.
Love the vids, new subscriber here 🙏🏼
Hahaha glad you’re here!
0:03 5:32 2:20 10:48 it’s amazing, i love it
"You're gonna tell me when i squeeze your face to hard"...right after she just rearranged my face & twisted my neck.
I got tingles when you punched me.. WHY DID I GET TINGLES WHEN YOU PUNCHED ME??😭🌝❤️
I love the infrared light colors!
7:06 surprising tingles!!!
+)Rough part is very nice, too lol
Absolutely in perfect timing for me, it's 00:27AM here, I love it when you pointing to the face, make me so relax 😍🌟💯🥱😴
So glad you liked it!
I lost my tingles maybe one year ago or even more. Out of the blue I found you on Tiktok less than a week ago and I got them back. I can't thank you enough.
ahhhhh Luna Bloom ASMR the true pure queen of Fast and Aggressive ASMR continuing to blow me away :)
Thank you!!
9:50 the repeated "dabdabdabdab" was making me fall asleep and then she just SMACKED ME AWAKE 🤣
I don’t get how asmrtist don’t crack up making videos like this 🤣❤️
Oh believe me I definitely do haha
Your bone structure is unREAL like it’s breath taking
Luna:And now im going to punch you...
Me:Ayo TF
i just gotta comment abt the lexa painting in the background, i love ittt😭❤️
My new favorite ASMR channel! The green hair looks perfect on you tbh. Would be amazing to see a dedicated scalp massage/scratching clip! Hope you're doing well.