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Cody Ko
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why does her blazer have armpit cutouts
I saw that too and thought I was seeing it wrong, imagine dressing all suave in a blazer and completing the look by exposing your funky pits
like yeah it’s functional?? but worth it?? eishhh
Better ventilation for the pit! 😆
sweaty in seattle
Probs a feminist
cant believe he didn’t notice the armpitless blazer she was wearing
Fr that was the first thing I noticed and I was just waiting for the armpit vent jokes
It's cause he is super into FASHION from his videos with kels, he doesn't even notice the statement pieces any more.
The WHAT??
omgg fr that was the first thing i noticed
I tried so hard but thats all I saw
“I’m adopted and haven’t met my parents. I’m colorblind & have a star shaped birth mark.”
*ARE YOU THE DOG LMAOOO*
Star shaped birth + plus dog?
This never turn out well
star shaped birthmark? we have a joestar on our hands
im crying at that part
JoJo Reference, I love JoJo References
@@IIiiiLiiOiiIii yes
The three E’s of online dating: Effective, Efficient and Ethan
My name is Ethan
@@rockinraphael feels bad man :(
@@ethan3038 I feel the pain
The "E" in "E-boy" stands for "Ethan."
Ethans rise up!
Petition to get Cody to criticize his viewers dating profiles?
yesss
yes i was just gonna comment this
I would love to see that
Oh yes!!
Lol that’s what I thought this video was
is no one gonna talk about the fact that her jackets armpits are missing.
I have so many questions
I was just thinking that 🤣 I have no idea
It’s probably fine, she’s a professional
Yes it's been talked about by nearly every third comment already
II Captain cause it’s super weird
Casually smoking weed as opposed to competitively smoking
im global elite at smoking weed
The fact that smoking automatically means smoking weed is so American. Not in a negative way, it's just funny.
@@Iva744 its the same in Germany tho
@@vr3824 really? Interesting. I know that smoking cigarettes is much more unusual in USA than here in Europe, so smoking is often assumed to refer to weed. But maybe it's starting to be the same many other places and I'm just out of touch.
I think he said socially smoking weed so they don’t think he spends all day ripping a fat bong.
“Why own a ferret? Just get a cat or a dog” - Cody right before getting a bearded dragon
Someone gifted him one, it isn't even comparable. Your snarky comment failed. Be better.
@@TheMMAN90 more of a joke than a ‘snarky comment’, relax
@@caitlin3585 its still a shitty joke since its based on a false statement, because cody explicitly talked about the circumstance which forced the bearded dragon on him instead of it being a free choice. your inability to grasp the message behind my first comment shows that you need to be better as well. dont excuse these shit comments because theyre a ''joke''. be better.
@@Megasaurusify honestly just please stfu cuz all he's saying is that cody was gifted one and that it wasn't his choice, which is true.
@@TheMMAN90 bro it was just a joke, no need to get angry about it
The comments: why is no one mentioning the armpitless jacket?
Meanwhile in my head:
Who the hell is Gary Vee
Rumor says if you cook on an invisible stove yo feet grow two legs and walk away
Same who tf is this guy 😂
Yeah who?
I WAKE UP AT 5 AM EVERY DAY
He's one of these business guru entrepreneur types who men pay £30,000 to go on a retreat with so he can tell them their are worthless scum because they don't hustle and grind enough and aren't millionaires yet.
some guy replied on a “armpitless blazer” comment saying “and she’s exposing two major arteries” and i literally cannot stop thinking about it. what a weird thing to say
🤣🤣🤣
wait wtf😭
I SAW THAT
I saw that too! 💀 Serial killer vibes, ngl
Maybe they meant two major “armeries”?
"Where do they find these people??" Seattle. The answer is Seattle. We are a... special bunch
At least you're not Florida
as someone who lives close to seattle.... correct
Seattle gangg
as a fellow seattle resident....... you are 100% correct
Well at least you guys had grunge
"How do you get verified on Bumble?" It isn't anything like twitter verification. They just ask you to send them a pic of yourself in a specific pose so they can confirm you aren't outright catfishing.
Tysm
They all sound like mr. Struggle to her. She’s not impressed.
Mr. Struggle jokes will never get old
@@jayrockdrums right??
this is an underrated comment
hahahahaha such an original joke!!! funny!
@Joshua EdwinRoehl It'S sUmMeR tImE aNd tHe WeAtHeR iS hOt
the guy: *literally is wearing cowboy boots*
everyone: how do you know hes country?!
Honestly dude. As a Texan, this is how you know if they’re from the east or the west (of Texas)
@@randayno934 what is the difference? not trying to be a dick but what is the difference
@@handsonfire6113 One side wears the boots, other side is more casual and city oriented
@@squazwe3389 got it
Haha she's like psychic or something
“Are you the dog?” KILLED ME. 😂 those were all dog traits wtf
ME TOO LOLL
Exactly what I thought, too
maybe he's a joestar
@@christiandaelemans I was looking for this comment
Even the "not seeing red" part 😂
"I owned a ferret for a few weeks but large flightless birds really speak to my soul" that is the weirdest, funniest, and kinda the coolest thing of ever heard
I like how honest he was.
What'd he do after the few weeks went by? Just release it back into the wild?
Levi Tollefson Actually ferrets are domesticated, polecats are the wild form of ferrets.
seen dude perform in Mobile, AL ... He's hysterical.
Imagine if their slogan was “Taking skin of your care”
I read this right as he said it
@Gizmo Allwin perfect 🤩
💜😔 lol ...
...gawd
@J Dude this link better change my life dawg
@J Dude that shit definitely changed my life
Christ thought him and Kelsey broke up for a second
Imagine announcing your breakup in a video called rate my dating profile
@@nastassjahall9358 💀💀💀
@@nastassjahall9358 honestly though, I can see Cody doing that lmao. and it’d be way better than a “we broke up” video
Nah, they are the same person with different genders
I cant see any other woman making cody as happy as Kelsey does haha she is a gem
omg she’s so brutally honest.. the second hand embarrassment i-
Dude the Gary vee was just at the top it’s just still the one person no one is sayin anything
This sentence was quite the read ngl.
Imagine getting roasted by a girl in an oversized purple blazer with open arm pits
Finish your sentance
@@Alpha_blossom ong she dressed like a goof and she isnt all that lmao
“I have a star-shaped birthmark”
Does he also occasionally have bizarre adventures?
I was thinking the same thing bro😭😭
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Jojo
Average joestar
Kelsey is quaking in her boots
Fatherkels
I misread that as "quaking in her boobs"
Twue
@@manylittlefish693 nicee😂
I see I’ve missed some lore
The fact that Cody isn’t drinking GT Dave’s Kombucha seems threatening
I thoguht it was fkin cough syrup as a throwback to last vid
@@coop_1297 yes, but now I want to subscribe just because
@J Dude best song ever it saved 2020
Triggered
The amount of truth that this comments is putting out to the world is scaring me
OK when Cody said "This is why people think the office isn't funny, dont claim that as your own joke" I have NEVER heard a more accurate statement lmfao
*Absent-mindedly watching this video while looking at my phone*
Cody: "OKAY ETHAN?"
IKR Talk about breaking the fourth wall. Scared the hell out of me haha
@@epkrass ETHAN
I was scrolling thru comments looking for an Ethan that felt targeted HAHAH
@@BobbyDaBunnyRabbit can confirm I felt targeted lmao
Y'all should have an Ethan fight, like the Josh fight.
"i think you're the huge sweetheart"
"how do you know?"
"would you rather be an emu or a ferret?"
him: *gets excited* "i actually had a ferret..."
she KNEW
HE SEEMED SO NICE AHWUW
u rlly made me search up who gary vee was after this
Same lol
I’m such a zoomer lmao
fr and i still dont know who he is or what he does. "entrepreneur"?? like what does that tell me i need to know
@ttb well this made me google who tai lopez is and i'm still lost bcjdkfisdiz
@@tinalyzhen Some rich guy
who the heck says "large flightless birds just really speak to my soul"
Spencer from iCarly must not be called out.
Large flightless birds just really speak to my soul.
Me. I say that.
my future husband
The golden god says that.
Cool people who I want to be friends with, that's who.
dating coach is one of those jobs that only means anything in LA
“Where do you find these people?!” Seattle. You find them in Seattle.
Bro stop, first he says “OK ETHAN” and guess what, I also live in Seattle. What’s going on
I hate it here 😂
Yup
Can also confirm as well
Chicago as well, for some reason.
Also, fun fact, if you find any random artist on Spotify and check their ''About'' section, it is likely most listeners are from Chicago
(or Chicago is at least in the top 5 most listened to areas).
The minute you mentioned Cut, I was in
K
I like ya cut, g
@@ams9042 FSERGJJJFF🤣
@@ams9042 wow original hahaha. You got everyone laughing hahaha. 🤣.
@@ams9042 oof we got a comedian out here 😩😩🥵🥵
How did Cody miss that the armpits of her jacket are cut out? That's a strange yet bold fashion choice
10:07 “I have a star shaped birthmark”
Imagine being a motherfreaking JoJo reference
I wondered how many people would catch that lol
Oh my gosh your right, I was too enveloped in the dog joke to notice.
Cody: "I'm obsessed with myself"
me: obsessed. . .mr. obsessed ??
Next thing you know he’s mister struggle
@@bartholomew7852
Ah yes, the type of guys who make literal U-turns
@@Nathi98 i made a literal u turn out of this reply section when i saw that link
@@Nathi98 I hate when men make literal U-turns 🙄 they are *SUCH* Mr.Struggles smh
such a struggle not to be mr.obsessed..... oh wait
It’s good to see an original comedian still going at it in his 60s
not cody being in a relationship for so
long he doesn’t know how bumble works🥺😩
“Are you the dog?” Was the first thing that came to my mind as well
You are the dog
i thought he was a jojo with the star birthmark
I fuckin lost it at that honestly
rero rero came looking for this lol
“People who say they are funny aren’t funny”
Also Cody during his frictionless interview: *I mean yeah I’d say I’m pretty funny*
😳
The irony is, dare I say it?...
FRICTIONLESS
Also never rap about finance and taxes...
I hate how Cody has abandoned GT Dave's and buys a diff brand of kombucha smh
"Why would you own a ferret?"
Says the man who just bought a tank for his bearded dragon.
Cody’s looking more and more like a depressed, stoned, middle aged surfer dude in every video
California will do that to you
he kind of is one..lol
washed up...ha...
Middle aged? True, he is looking younger every video.
@@muahahall took me a sec hahahahahaha
Cody is like Vine.
Old, but still funny...and really short
😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHA OMG😂😂😂😂 thank you for the great laugh today lol
☠️
@Akash Jha yet he’s short
@@artdeco777 okay?
"nobody that knows they're that thing, says they're that thing"
beautiful. spoken like a true poet
i love cody ko so much. he's been making me laugh and smile for such a long time. thank you
“I think you’re a country boy”
“Why do you think that?”
*is wearing literal cowboy boots*
Heather J what are figurative cowboy boots?
coutry boyy i love youuuuuu.
not seen one comment about the fact that she’s wearing an armpit-less blazer but we ✨move ✨
They’re all over here
Guess u haven’t read the comments them
Olivia Smee fashun my luv
when all the dudes raised their hands and you could see their sweat stains i bet she felt like a king
@@mothman4672 such a good point. I can’t believe they wore shirts without the armpits cut out. Idiots.
This woman is helping these men in a long term basis and giving them solid advice that is going to work, she’s truly helping them more than their ego can handle lol
Seemed like they all handled the advice pretty well tbf
Wdym? All of them handled it well
literally no one got upset and her advice is trash for a lot of people. Most of her criticism are not even that popular with most girls i know.
Why is everyone brushing over how she pronounced irony at 12:02
People named Ethan: "And I took that personally"
yes, yes i did
the comment above this one literally says he was personally offended lol
@@carahollander7652 same lol
@@carahollander7652 yeah, as a joke. Literally
Your profile picture fits so well 😂
I was so stressed until he said "I'm just glad I don't have to deal with this myself" don't scare me like that too many of my favorite couples have been taken from me this year
Rip von🕊🕊🙏
aw geez wow that sounds so stressful
@awholebagofjellybeans absolutely .. I was like ''gasp" huh?? no?? no?? what happened ? they are made for each other .. too cute too too cute
@J Dude holy shit that songs slaps
The song you use in the background at around 8:24 sounds extremely similar to “The ballad of Chasey Lain” by “The bloodhound hang” and I find that absolutely hilarious.
every time cody says “the cut” i’m made just that little bit happier
Can i ask, how much confidence does she has to wear ARMPITLESS blazers??
I’ve been searching for this comment lol
I was looking everywhere to see if someone else noticed???
I thought it was ripped at first and that she pulled it out of a trashcan
It’s more like a lack of fashion sense than confidence 😬
@@ahhhndy ive been seeing comments saying the holes are added to increase mobility,umm excuse me she’s a dating coach not an olympic gymnast
Pretty disappointed to find out this wasn’t Cody just roasting dating profiles
Fr 😔
Cody lack of sleep was so visible throughout this video dude in the video bio said “SOCIALLY smokes weed” then Cody like: “CASUALLY smokes weed” then again the lady said “self POSSESSED” and then Cody like “I’m also self OBSESSED”
The three E’s of online dating:
Effective, Efficient and Gary Vee
Dear Cody’s editor, that was not a shirtless MIRROR pick, that was just a shirtless picture... I want my money back.
@@iwantsexseemyvideo8642 😐
THE WAY THE REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT ARE SEXBOTS MAKES THIS 10X FUNNIER LMFAOOO
Cody edits his own videos, he is not a mr struggle🙄🤚
Ayub A Ali He literally talks about having a video editor.
It’s really bothering me that her blazer is ripped.... or at least looks ripped.
Just me?
I think it might be part of the design, but yeah, that threw me off too. Must be for ventilation? Blazers can get hot. Lol
it looks dumb as hell
@@skyedots fr tho it bothered me throughout the entire video. Like don't wear a blazer if you need pit ventilation.
that's called pit breath my dudes
@@emmamendoza725 PIT VENTILATION 😭😭
That one dude thought a girl would go "OH YES! I WON" when he shows her the candid he took of her laughing
U literally just spoke my words this entire video
"anyone who is funny would never say 'i'm funny'' is a very avril lavigne "it's not punk to say you're punk" moment
the “ya boy clean up nice 😎” photo reminds me of kodys old vines
Cody insisting that he's kidding when he's definitely not, is the best.
Please create a series on how to be cool called the Cody Kode... i need it
My name’s Ethan. When he said “OK ETHAN?” I felt personally attacked.
me too lmao
Same
Hahahahahah same
SAME
Can we just round up all of the Ethans in this chain?
Why doesn’t he just ask fans to send dating profiles to roast like Sarah shauer and Britnay broski
That’s what I thought this was from the thumbnail and title
@@Iza2868 yeah sameee i wish it was lmao
And Ludwig Ahgren, and QTCindererlla, and...
Probably because its an oversaturated form of content and he already did "Roasting my fans"
I was hoping this was it
He has to be different 🙄
Appreciate the info at the beginning!
2:45 why is she standing like the 🧍♀️ emoji
“I’m self obsessed”
Yeah we know Cody you document yourself scrolling through your own Reddit every week
he's doing what he wants bro chill
@@bigboilover6936 I- it’s a joke but ok
@@bigboilover6936 wooosh...... the joke went over your head!😭
@@bigboilover6936 /whooooooooooosh
@@bigboilover6936 r/whoooosh
“nobody that knows that they’re that thing, says that they’re that thing. They just are it.”
-Cody Ko
Cody, man these vids help me when I feel low
Cody can u show us your hair care? Day one of asking
really wish my name wasn’t ethan today
Same
Same 😪
same
Same
Same
cody hasnt been single in so long he doesnt understand that getting verified on dating apps literally just means that youre just not a catfish
damn
*makes fun of people’s online dating profile the entire video *
Cody: “this was boring, I thought we were gonna make fun of people’s dating profile” 🥴
6:40 this is why cody never has to say "i'm old"
So, my question is:
How did Cody notice everyone's sweaty armpits when they raised their arms but didn't notice the huge rip on the woman's jacket?
i was wondering when someone was going to talk about that weird ass blazer!
@@DINGDONGPOLICE I'm appalled!
It's not a rip it's ✨ 𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓸𝓷 ✨
As a guy named Ethan, I absolutely jumped at the beginning. What a weird moment
Happy birthday bro!!! It’s my bday and I always think of you for a second and then move on with my life. Talk to ya next year! 😎🔥
Who tf is Gary Vee, and why is he meeting and inspiring everybody ?!
I hope we find out because I have no frickin clue. I googled him and was just more confused.
He sound like an Elon Musk for Influencers
He ain't no fuckin Dhar Mann... I can tell y'all that!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one here who has literally never heard of him. xD
He’s a motivational speaker, thanks google
she avoided pit stains by just removing the pits from her blazer
its genius, really.
@@Likeariverruns get some good air flow goin' too
I Never swiped right on the "I'm Jim looking for my Pam" lines
8:10 the minute he said it was sponsored by Gerry v an add came up
Ah Cody sponsoring a skin care product -- is this how he has maintained a somewhat youthful look despite being born sometime in the early 1900s. If so, I need this now
Hes born in 1990
@@u1timatesquid803 r/woosh
For the people commenting about the weird armpit holes in her blazer, it’s probably a vintage blazer; they used to be designed like that to allow for more upper body mobility :)
that's cool
still odd
its so you can show off your braided armpit hair
@@TheChocolatelovr 😭you made me giggle out loud
@@jasminesanders1284 gol
My partner and I met on bumble and it's going wonderfully. The key is, if you have a bug collection, put that in your bio, you'll get the right crowd comin
"Are you the dog" will forever be the best joke Cody has made
“Your boy clean up nice 😎”
Cody's dating profile would say "most inspiring person I've met is DHARRR MANNN"
GT DAVE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Ya gotta do what ya gotta do
currently deciding if my year book quote should be “No carnivals, no games” or “No body that knows that they’re that thing says that they’re that thing, they just are it”......
Ethan rn: ✍️take ✍️care ✍️of ✍️skin✍️
no take skin of care
"Nobody that knows theyre that thing, say they're that thing. They just are that thing."
This is giving me ~Shane saying he's an empath~ vibes
Oof definitely
This is giving me everyone who says there an empath vibes just because they aren't serial killers and feel a normal range of human emotions in response to external stimuli.
Comin back here now. Cody needs to go back to this cut asap
gosh i love your videos
Cody preaching “show don’t tell,” actually smart.
"Are you the dog?"
LMFAO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
My fiancée and are have been binge watching everything Cody Ko ✨✨✨✨ I can’t watch a video without him
Cause he will get mad 😂😂🤣💗
This started playing while I was signing up for hinge and it freaked me out so bad
“large flightless birds just speak to my soul”
fr dude? that’s so specific r u good?
i mean he's kinda chunky idk
dude would freak out in pre - 13th century New Zealand
@@athen1928 rip moa
your pfp is amazing
I was so taken aback when he just called me out. “Ok, Ethan?”
Hold your horses, Ethan!
Me too
Lol same
yeah for real bruh.