How the Australian Media Plays You
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- "All politicians are lying, cheating scum. They're all two-faced, money hungry, self-serving delinquents cut from the same cloth. Two sides of the same damned coin. There simply is no difference between the two major parties in our country."
Thanks Australian media for making me so woke!
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Good buds Melbourne? Fuck pgr
No.
Can we defund Melbourne yet?
No
you are doing australias youth a great service sir thank you
Wayne Baron
Yup, was considering voting Liberal when I turned 18 (probably because my dad always put 2gb on in the car for some reason), but Jordie has enlightened me.
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@@TheTazzietiger no one said he was?
His main audience base is young men (youth). He is doing them a great service by informing them on political facts.
In saying that, I'd never vote for a political party with gender quotas. A preference of "equality" over competence, no thanks. I wouldn't vote for the Greens because their leader doesn't think it's ok to be white, he thinks it's some fucked up racist shit just having white skin and not feeling ashamed over it. Friendlyjordies gives 1000 reasons not to vote liberal so that's covered.
and he services the not so youth. Im 46 and i think jordies is great, he informs me for sure. Im going to his show just to absorb all the cringe then he can shine like the brilliant star that he is.
It really says a lot about the state of our media and politics that a youtuber is where I come to for the best analysis
that's the point of independence mate.
couldn’t agree with you more
It's the exact script I'm used to, but with characters that I've basically never heard of
This video is desperately missing a 'THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT' moment
petion to add that in ?
wait, Murdoch owns / has a stake in left-wing and right-wing media? Is Murdoch Chancellor Palpatine?
Yes, except more evil
@@billpeel4408 He has the control of both the senate and the courts! he is too dangerous to be left alive!
@Timothy Anderson - why not make a safe bet and own both outlets? He is George Orwell's supreme party - influencibg both sides of the people to keep the eternal arguments going. He who controls the news, controls the people
Palpatine had more charisma.
Murdoch has all the magnetic personality of a junkie dung beetle
Yes. Let your anger consume you.
This channel actually deserves more subs
220k subs is a fuck ton for Australian videos
@@rennyclaf3810 Yes definitely, USA alone has 12x the population/economy of us (approx) so if he was the USA equivalent he would have 2.64 million subs which is a good amount, so in "apples to apples" terms he's doing well (but more would be great of course).
I need the name of the outro song lol
Share that shit
These videos make me feel dumb, because he makes you realise you can't just pick sides and you got to think about stuff.
NZH nup
Yet you know people that vote for the same side all there life... for what reasoning? that is what their parent did.
wobbly sauce I think they might think it's like racv, maybe after 20 years voting Lib/lab you get restaurant discounts and cheaper airfares
The illusive discounts that sound great... though are not cheaper.
markorubenstein he does push labor pretty hard though lol
I guess if you can't get an "acting" job as an extra on Neighbours or Home & Away, you can always pick up some work at The Feed.
Those shows are all fake shit anyway. They don't represent REAL Australia. Where are Immigrants, gays etc, on these shows?
or porn
True story, I was an extra on neighbors. At the time the show was criticized for lack of diversity so the episode I was on they introduced a character that was gay, aboriginal and ex army. The money I made that day went to charity.
Best line I ever heard from a journalism professor: "ACA [and most media btw] is basically Fat, Fame and Figures". 60 Minutes was called 38 And A Half Minutes by the great Stuart Littlemore. Jordie is one of the few folks telling it how it is and backing it up. GIVE DA MAN A BEER AND A WALKLEY
3:25 Showing a ball bag will get this video reported Jordies. I know it looks funny wearing glasses and a suit, but still
Hahahahhahahaaaa
Fuck me mate, that was a good one.
Hahaha
I don't mind a bit of Gardening Australia on the ABC but I agree with your comment.
"The Liberal Party is now competitive for the next election" - I vomited a little in my mouth when I heard that. If they get in for a third term, I'm seriously going to consider emigrating.
Dan Galipo yeah about as genuine as Lena Dunham moving to Canada I reckon.
Skittles And Strawberry Milk yeah there or Finland. I hear good things about them both
@@dangalipo. You don't even have to screw around to emigrate to NZ. But before that, just remind your friends and coworkers to vote Labour 😎
Probably should
Cheeck up until this point I had thought the Liberal party’s actions over the last 8 years had been doing that for me
The smugness from The Feed is worse than climate change
Once upon a time, very very long ago , in the distant past , SBS was actually pretty good . Now its a reflection of just how entrenched and out of touch the echo chamber of Melbournes " hip " inner suburbs have become .
Nothing to do with hipsters, everything to do with what's happening behind the scenes in boardrooms and marketing.
@@Manolara1 "Hipsters" are insecure and wealthy making them an extremely profitable audience. Their insecurity makes them exploitable, and their wealth makes them worth exploiting.
They still remind me of inner city Melbourne snobs , Hippsters are pretty much the same all over , Id bet many of them are from Melbourne , @very droll
And nit picking doesnt make my main point any less , inner city hippsters are out of touch , living in a fantasy world .
"The home of Mie goreng"
Cue the triggered Indoensians
we have pop mie
is it mi goreng (my goreng)
@@namelastname766 "me goreng" or migs if you're 100% Aussie haha
I'm glad you posted this cause I was about to go off!! Haha
I'm surprised you didn't bring up that The Coalition have editorial control over SBS broadcasts, and have since 1996.
Whispering Jack this fact sounds interesting. Do you have a source? Would like to read more about it if possible. The SBS/ABC side of media control is maybe the most interesting part in this whole dumpster fire
Except how would they control it when labour is in power?
Why do your airpods have wires
Blokniper For the same reason he doesn’t have waves I suppose.
He must have FttE NBN. Fibre to the Ear.
Cos he's a broke nigga
@Free 2B The signals make my brain itchy and I can't scratch it so I have to hit myself in the head with the corner of a photo frame until it stops :(
only kids who listen to shit music need airpods to share their shit music with other shit kids
@Friendlyjordies.
Can you please provide links to the articles you put up and do research on as I would like to read them detail and make a better informed decision......
You have done some outstanding research.
I would like to follow up on that.
Many thanks
Here's an explanation about how "the liberals blocked the labor party from doing this [the Malaysian solution] in the high court": theconversation.com/malaysia-solution-high-court-ruling-explained-3154
So the Malaysian solution must have been a ministerial decision that was illegal by breaking the Migration Act, and the Liberals wouldn't have agreed to help change that law for them. Labor didn't have a majority in either house of parliament at that point so it couldn't change the law by itself.
Malaysia has nice noodles and you had a nice trip there. They also regularly lock up refugees for working and muslims are pretty likely to fall under the sharia courts system which is known to be quite harsh.
And we were planning on making refugees better off than middle class malaysian people.
When I used to wag school Viceland had really good documentaries on when nobody was watching, then everything after 6:00 just turned into diarrhea
bro i relate to this too much
Your patience with general ignorance is plummeting fast. Mine too (and with my own specific ignorances!). But you are working so much harder than me to salvage the sinking collective conscience and unconscious. Practice practice practice. Keep it up.
oh he's been this mad for a while, look up medicareful who you vote for, he's an angry little chihuahua under all that human flesh and instead of using the anger to yip and tremble he's using it to openly criticise the crap discourse of australian politics
Jordan taking on Jan Fran, nice nice.
Bidoof!
The sheer amount of nails hit on the head is overwhelming, well done mate!
@@cheeck6230 no, the answer is simple, you obviously mate the heads overwhelming amount of done nails
I'm glad you decided to rip on this woman, every time she comes on my Facebook feed I cringe so hard. SBS has just become a circle jerk of sjw backpatting, I can't stand it, but I love the soccer so...
Does the Australian Labor party have a more 'socialist' agenda, is that the way it works?
@@hlkihglkhglkhg it was originally the unionist party; the workers party. So in that sense it is more socialist it tends towards center left while the Liberals tend toward center right. Though left and right are fucking stupid ways to think of it. Labour traditionally was the champion of the working class.
direct quote from Jan Fran of the Feed's personal website: "Jan will probably emcee your event if you ask nicely and will definitely emcee your event if you pay her. Jan likes money….
Writing about myself in the third person is hard you guys."
Not gonna lie tho, that sort of self aware quote is the funniest thing I've heard from her
Hey man, because of you I'm actually gona get up off my arse and help alp at the polling booths next election. Keep up the good work
You're a king dude!
@@friendlyjordies wow you actually replied
How’s you go?
You make some great points.
And although I've never seen you criticize what you dislike about labor, the evidence you amass through research speaks for itself. Gj.
What kinda boomer reacts to facebook videos?
(sips monster can) you mad bra?
@@friendlyjordies The only correct response
DA BEST KAND MATE(SLURPS MONSTER LOUDLY)
@@friendlyjordies as a zoomer I feel offended
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At 5:45 into the video, it was funny when Jan Fran said temporary protection visas, then realised how dumb she sounded and said no, actually that one is different. The whole story the Feed did made no sense and had no merit. They were basically just hating on Labor.
I'm honestly appalled by the state of Australian media. Thank you for discussing these things and educating me on these matters
Do one on the Guardian.
Obviously you don't mind the Guardian.
Personally, I quite like it.
Doesn't mean I don't want to see you pull the piss out of it for 10 minutes.
The Guardian is interesting because its boss is officially not a person at all, nor a government or a set of shareholders. It's a set of rules specified in its founder's will. (www.theguardian.com/membership/2016/oct/24/scott-trust-guardian-owner-journalism-newspaper)
Processing people onshore only results in more drownings if we do nothing about the illegal and immoral human trafficking that goes on to start it all. If we had a comprehensive application process working with foreign governments and international agencies we could bring people seeking asylum here safely in planes and real boats and process them either on-shore or in their country of origin. If we are to act on our humanitarian duty to help those in need form countries in dire circumstances, we must do more to a) stop putting them in that situation (stop bombing their fucking houses) and b) get them here safely and resettle them efficiently. We can't just let them suffer for months on a boat over here where people drown and starve after paying their life savings and dodging bullets to get there. We need to work with them, foreign governments, and anyone who wants to help to ensure that no human being is left without their right to life and dignity.
I'm not even from Australia but thank you for these enlightening videos.
I don't know how news presenters can live with themselves with the shit they say.
They don't live with themselves, they live with a giant pile of money
10:32 Imagine being Australian and being degenerate enough to say "y'all"
The level of research and fact finding in these videos is astounding. First class job FJ!
An important mechanism in this stuff is this thing where the law says the government should do something and the government (as in the cabinet - the ministers) doesn't want it done, so they try to stop the pubic service from doing it. They don't actually completely stop, they just do as little as they think they can get away with.
That's what it must be when the processing time for refugees goes from 76 days to 437 days.
That's what it must be when Centrelink makes people wait hours to be able to talk to them and claim benefits they're legally entitled to.
Maybe it is illegal, but because they do a little bit of the work, it's harder to take them to court for it. It's a grey area because these laws don't have SLAs built into them.
I haven't read the ABC and SBS's charters, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're are actually breaking them due to management decisions by people that don't want them to function.
And the thing about this is, how many people even know that this can happen?
I mean the government is the government, right? And it makes the law, so why would it even disobey itself? Why break the law when you are the law?
Only by knowing the mechanisms of our democracy can you know about this stuff.
I think it leads people who don't understand to think that the government is not just callous, but cruel, because of the services it promises and doesn't provide.
RUclips really sucks these days. Have to watch like 3 mins of ads before the video starts... and when you try to do any sort on investigative research on here it's just main stream outlets that pop up.
The LNP also said that the medivac bill would apply to future asylum seekers which was false, as a healthcare professional I fully believe that only doctors should decide if people in offshore detention should come here for treatment
Also the NBN is fucked and that 5G will make it inadequate, more so than it is now
I remember some time ago, when Jan Fran was occasionally on the Project panel (yeah I know, speaks volumes). She literally just sat there looking smug. Kinda like a stand-in for that Corbett airhead. And during one interview, Fran spent most of said interview arranging to play squash with the interviewee. Even by the usual standards of the Project, it was NAUSEATING.
I’ve been saying this for years about the immigration policies of the two parties. It’s a no win issue with the voting public. There are to few people who want to think deeply about the policies. It’s all or nothing demands by people who don’t won’t to bother looking at the issue more deeply than a few sound bites.
Thank you heaps for your commentary on Australian politics, much needed.
0:35 HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE TOBEY MAGUIRE FROM THAT ANGLE!
Going back through old videos during the hiatus #CommentForTheAlgorithm
Must have been "wear your pj's to work day' at The Feed.
Hey jordie, get a clip of Steve Foxx (double the fist) ranting about the "dogs at the ABC" to sample for your shows.
oh yer i got to catch up on murdoch murdoch thanks friendlyjordies
Hell yeah
I don't bother checking any news except on youtube but that's world news nothing about Australia so it's nice to know what's up in parliament etc. Before I found your channel I couldn't care less about news or politics or elections etc in Australia because it's always skewed one way or the other or it's just not the full story. it's so nice to hear a fellow aussie telling you how it is with no bullshit.
0:09 I can't find the videos Jordan is talking about here. Can someone please drop me a link to his video explaining why "left and right" political labels are bad?
I ain’t smart enough to understand anything he says but it’s nice to see an Australian youtuber talk about Australian things
Everytime she says scomo i die a little inside
Shanky, language is subjective, but that does not make language not a real thing. Subjective things are real.
There is such a thing as the left & the right in describing political ideologies. Just a fact.
Regardless of the reason why we call these differences in political leanings the “left” & the “right”, is the French political split & which side of their Chamber of Representatives that they sat on.
The terms left & right is now a useful part of our vernacular. The left & the right is how we describe the broad differences between political ideologies.
You can fight against the common usage of language if you like, but that seems a little self defeating.
The confusion comes from corporations promoting themselves as “left” & in any way objective.
As you have said before, corporations are the problem, not how most people describe the difference between political leanings.
I just had a look at the SBS Australia facebook page after about 10 years of living abroad. Holy christ in a chicken basket. When I left, SBS was the most credible news channel in the country. Their Facebook page is literally nothing but post after post about sexism against women. What in the world is going on????? It's even worse than Buzzfeed and I never thought I would ever hear myself saying that.
I found a Chrome extension called “Bye Rupert” which will block sites Rupert controls.
Have you seen The Feed's new promo? it's F'n terrible! It's like Triple J as a human interest story. Everyone is inexplicably in 1980s Miami fashion, & it reaches peak hipster at the end when one of the reporters waddles across a wheat field, barely able to walk because his Chinos are too tight. Argh.
2:05 YES Jordies. People have adopted this body language whereby if you don’t agree with something they’re saying they do this whole show of downturning their mouth and lowering their eyebrows and cocking their head to the side with a “hmmm” as though what they believe is such common sense that if you so much as have one opposing point they look at you as though “everybody believes this mate, have you just come from Mars, are you stupid or something?”
The lady looks like Thing1/2 from the Cat in the hat books.
Can we defund Friendlyjordies yet?
Jk love ya jordie ❤️
Can we all just fund a new tv channel featuring friendlyjordies
@@natieangus that's a good idea. I think this guy scares the shit out of the politicians
4:05 "Malaysia is the home of mi goreng"
Oof, I dunno what Indonesians have to say about that...
Friendlyjordies: Your service should be praised rather than all the bullshit that they are putting you through.
I love when your videos turn in a more analytical direction
It wasn't the liberals who blocked the Malaysia Solution. The Malaysia Solution was unlawful because Malaysia was not party to, AND STILL IS NOT PARTY TO, the 1951 Refugee Convention that provides protection for refugees.
Yeah but they pushed it in court
Is Australia the only option for Hazara tribes to seek asylum? I could understand asylum seekers coming from PNG, Indonesia or NZ but I never understood why asylum seekers don't try settle closer to home in a nearby safe country.
Gillard had actually passed the Axing of Sunday rates into motion to basically be a burning turd on the liberals doorstep, though tbh i don't think she thought they'd pick it up and eat it.
As soon as I see those earphones cemented in his ears I know I’m in for a solid rent. Amen
Yes guys!!!
This is the stuff I want to see. This is why I am a patreon member, for these sort of stories. Love your work!
my friend will not sway away from liberal because "money talks" how do I persuade the opinion of someone who has no heart. please help me shanksy
Kill them 😂
Sounds like a tough job mate. There are TED talks and research articles that look into rewording and reframing the discussion that speaks to different people, rather than getting their backs up. There's a lot more to it but they're good starting points. Let me know if you want links.
I was probably similar to your friend once - then I realised my vote for Liberals would fuck over my friends (normal Low-Mid class Aussies) and my family (healthcare workers).
If she cares about the people around her, she'd vote Labour.
Hope that helps.
Your aus media videos give me life. Like there's just enough time between them that I get pretty close to my death bed and then they bring me back but it's a close call sometimes. Sadly shitting on the Australian media will probably get old 😅
Hahahaha thanks dude!
@@friendlyjordies my dad works at Villawood and 2 of the residents have killed themselves in the last few weeks and I've seen so little about it in the media and he's been working in the hospital part of the centre and every night he comes home with stories about the complete lack of care for the residents shown by the nurses there! Feel like it would be huge news if it was happening under a Labour government
Don’t forget that the host of the feed is also on the project
when are we going to get ja rule's funtime spooktacular ft. yilmaz
@FriendlyJordies why do you think so many people always try & compare Australian Political Parties to American Political Parties? (Australian Liberal = Republican, Labor = Democrat)
A glimpse into the magical world in which Labor has anything resembling a coherent refugee policy... I feel like Van Badham might enjoy this video.
42 people were on Murdoch's payroll
The worst bit would be her friends listening to how happy she is with her work
Marc Fennel's Download This Show is basically advertising for hedge fund Start-ups. They're bad.
Anyone got any advice on how to understand australian politics? I keep on getting lost in all of the jargon.
@@cheeck6230 and then what? Absorb the words through osmosis? Im not sure what kind of books you have, but usually just opening it isn't enough.
@@turquoisejpg5671 buy a dictionary and look up the words you don't understand
Just google every term that doesn't make sense, then read lots.
Remember folks use jargon to confuse and twist things so read as many different views as possible and put more trust in folks that deliver outcomes (ie. actual experts in a field) than armchair experts.
Politics is more smokescreen and distraction than actual governance or leadership...it is a sideshow. The important stuff is barely discussed.
@@OzAndyify Cheers for actually giving me a normal response.
The only thing I'll watch on Viceland is If You Are The One. Everything else can get fucked.
Any chance of another video on the once in a lifetime housing bust we are currently in (with the bubble starting circa 2002, Howard)? It will be handed over to Labour (if victorious) just in time to blame them for the catastrophic consequences it will start to have on the wider economy, so it would be interesting to get your take on it.
I watched this and I finally decided I had to stop being my usual tight arse self and join patreon so that I can support your videos, they are not just good. They are desperately needed.
I've passed shits with more spine than Jan Fran.
Both sides hate the ABC and SBS, and that also comes with the fact that also both major political parties don't represent Australia. I see labor winning the next election based on the nature of politics (pendulum and all) but I also predict smaller parties will gain a few seats this upcoming election as protest to both parties this will probably effect the liberals to a greater extent than labor and we may see further right wing parties of the likes of One Nation and Clive Palmer's party. So Labor will be around for a good while. But the bigger message to all this, is to stop squabbling over party politics and elect people who best represent your ideas for your electorate.
@@ausaskar Clive Palmer's first loyalty is to his bank account .
@@Burkutace27 followed by papa China
@@MrBioWhiz Big Daddy Xi.
I hope your predictions turn to shit, sorry, but Clive getting votes? Disgusting.
@@ausaskar Oh believe me he will bomb but I can see him scoring at least one seat to a low educated electorate. He is doing the classical mentioning issues without explaining how he would fix it.
I don’t watch television and thankyou for reminding me why. Difficult to watch these SJW wankers. Can you just review married at first sight so I don’t have to watch it but still get to laugh at it love your work. Married at first Sight full wig and full effort video still one of the best videos you’ve ever made
I've got to pick you up on your argument about Malaysia at around 4:04. Malaysia is not a fine alternative if you're a Shiite Muslim who has fled your home country to escape religious persecution. Shiites face significant persecution at a governmental and social level in many parts of Malaysia. It's even worst for atheists. I'm sure it's a fine holiday destination if you're Christian or the right kind of Muslim, but it's hardly secular in the same way that Australia is, and while it may be developed, all that means is that the poor shits will be picked up in modern vans and persecuted in air conditioning.
Her clueless shrug at the end.
Ehhhh, onshore vs offshore (deterrent) aren’t the only two options though.
Now I’m someone that greatly dislikes the Refugee convo here. It’s shithouse. But- there are more options than dying on the rocks of Christmas Island v being jailed on Nauru for the rest of your life.
What would I prefer? Well it would be very difficult to pull off, I admit, but I’d like to see regional processing agreements in countries like Indonesia and Malaysia, with regional settlement agreements with a few different countries in the area (us and NZ being the major two, most likely). So refugees rock up to UN recognises Refugee processing centres, get processed (we know it doesn’t have to take forever- because all the people still “being processed” have in fact, already been processed. They’re refugees), then they get flown to where they are to be settled.
No forever gulags in tropical islands, no boats splintering into bits off Christmas Island. Difficult to pull off in that it requires quite a bit of diplomacy, but it benefits those processing countries because they’ve now got a back up of refugees, and we aren’t being inhumane arses anymore. So I think it’s worth a shot at least.
There are differences between Labor and Liberal. There’s even some important context there. But I don’t think it’s acceptable to treat refugees the way we have been treating them. They’re human beings, not pests to be used for the bogan vote. Also, fuck John Howard for so fucking up our national discourse on this issue. I hope he dies in a really embarrassing way.
Also, Malaysia might be an appropriate settlement country for some- as long as there’s help in getting settled. But for others, very much not a good idea.
It’s like PNG- it’s illegal to be gay in PNG, yet we’ve left queer refugees there to rot. That’s wrong. It would also be wrong to force them to go to Malaysia, where it is also illegal to be gay. So it was never a perfect solution.
"Definitive....? Can you define that?"
Corporate media protecting the party that protects corporations.
Thanks for raising info that Murdoch funds SBS. I must be dumb as fuck to not know that.
It doesn't matter the linguages and the country and the TVIRUS is already everywhere for long time
How do I get so mad but, not mad enough to stop watching.
This needs to be recirculated.
The first video that you showed was posted on my birthday, and man that is sad.
You know, we'll happily forgive any prior myopic rants about the left/right dichotomy if it means the unavoidable utility of using those labels no longer has to come with air quotes...
Man watching this and seeing that the people here are still willingly just, going along? Idk its disheartening, I have no more hope left for this country and I genuinely feel like I have no future and the only option is to try and get out anywhere else or just watch things deteriorate even more.
Jordie, whats a young man with no feeling of future prospects in his country supposed to do? Sure I can vote labor, and if they lose? Which is apparently up in the air because of Medevac, wish they didnt and just held off until they were elected but they HAD to make that statement.
I love you man. No dude ... I really love you.
Keep up the good fight.
Start the the cull from the top down
Jordy, your mention of having lived in Malaysia at 4:02 is one of the very first times I've ever heard you give us some backstory as to your worldly experience, and, well, I liked it (albeit only a snippet). More of this please. I know there's more about you that allows you to comment on these matters so well, and it would further add to your already decent credibility to give us a little more backstory about yourself.
As for the 'quote-unquote' "migrants taking over Australia", well, the migrants people seem to complain about most are the Africans, and I've come to realise that 99.9999% of Australians don't know how to do basic research and maths. The fact is, only around 12k-15k Africans have migrated to Australia in the last decade, and based on Australia's current population of 25M, that's literally one African in every 2,000 people, yep, that's 0.05% of the total population of people living in this country, oh, and around 30% of those "Africans" are actually white South Africans.
So, to all the people running around saying "they're gunna breed and breed and out-populate us Aussies, well, FAR more Africans turned up in North America a few hundred years ago, and they STILL only make up 12% of the total population of the USA.
When ever I watch anything produced by the feed I can feel the mike wazowskis growing on my back.
I don’t always agree with you... but fuck me dead, I really appreciate your unabashed honesty.
Oh fuck up Jordan, you leave the mighty Green Machine out of this!