Neuvillette: "Under normal circumstances, what I am about to do is a grave violation of the law... *but the law does not protect those that hurt Melusines* "
That npc help has always been how i imagine every one of those pop up location quests where someone is totally fine until the very moment you step close enough, then SUDDENLY they need help.
"Melusines are beautiful creatures. They are the pride of Fontaine. Be sure to befriend them, and cause them no harm." 1 dead Melusines, Fontaine is gonna flood
That treasure hoarder was lucky Neuvillette got to him first. How the people of Fontaine acted in Neuvillette’s story quest, he’d maybe survive to the trial, but I don’t think he’d have an intact bone left in his body by the time he made it to the opera house.
somone: DO NOT TOUCH THE CHILD neuvilette: WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD everyone: [points at treasure horder] neuvilette: YOU TOUCH THE CHILD[ charge attack]
I imagine the mesulines are a lot like the chickens in zelda the only difference is that the chickens do small damage if you mess with them but if you where to do that to a mesuline it will trigger a neurvelette boss fight…
Now imagine, usually there is a combat range where if you run away far enough, enemies will disengage But in Neuvillette's case, there is no combat range, he will persue you forever. Even if you use teleport waypoint, he will also teleport. Even if you climb out of his reach, he will also teleport
A treasure hoarder: violates melusine Neuvillette who sees him: You've done well so far but up until now, i've only been using a mere 5% of my power. Now let's see how well you fere against my.. NEUVILLETTE BLAST!!!!
Using death's whistle was excellent for Neuvi's entrance 😂
It would be hilarious if he had the sickles like Death had, but he has a cane instead!
The Spider-Man 2099 theme would work too
@@ArchonKujoHe has the Biden blast.
0:29 The Melusine Clip starts here
Would've been better if it was...TIN TIN TIN TIN (MUI Goku noises)
As long as someone dares to bully melusine, neuvillette will appear and execute justice, regardless of whether the opponent is an archon or not.
That is right my friend...
And possibly hit them with a Kamehameha while he's at it
I mean Neuvillette already wants to fight archons so that will be one extra reason.
@@someone.1184 nah man, he aint gunning for the archons, he wants beef with the usurpers on celestia
yep he wanna beef with a higher authority not lower one
@@someone.1184
The NPC "HEEEEELP!" got me 😂😂
BRO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@OfficxallyFurina Yet you never see me in Stormz67, thank you, I'll start commenting there too
That's normal to me but. If they gave me a hard I'ma spank it so hard that can't even sit
@@ArchonKujoseek help
Don't you dare drink Ayato booba 💀
Neuvillette: "Under normal circumstances, what I am about to do is a grave violation of the law... *but the law does not protect those that hurt Melusines* "
Whatever you do... do NOT hurt a Melusine...
if you do, you will answer to either neuvilette or elynas
What’s the story behind him being protective of them
@@johnnyjoestar1249Play neuvilette's story quest and you'll know some stories about the melusines also
@@johnnyjoestar1249imagine him as the adoptive father of all melusines while they live inside their actual father
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE OMG
Bro went from picking berries to hanging around in Fontaine.
My dude isn't evil, he joined Fatui to have ability to go around Teyvat and pick berries etc
Tbf Tabibito felt bad for the guy 😂
Neuvilette’s death whistle is what got me lol. Because if someone bullies a Melusine now, the whole of Fontaine would be summoned
I’m pretty sure if you punch furina be the same
Neuvillette looks so calm while he's humming 💀
S K U L L E M O J I
@@FreakGeSt skullemoji
0:10 I swear I just wanna get my dailies done but these chucklenuts always need help for something they can do on their own
That npc help has always been how i imagine every one of those pop up location quests where someone is totally fine until the very moment you step close enough, then SUDDENLY they need help.
Let's be honest, Neuvillette's Water Kamehameha is a rivalry to the Biden Blast.
bro get a job stop commenting on every single video
nha you tripping hard right now
enough about this crap
The Obamehameha was the only technique that came close to it c’mon
Biden Blast is so strong it destroyed the US economy.
The way he edits, animations and combines sound makes his videos always funny and extremely interesting, this is my favorite part of this channel
bro that npc turn 😂
0:35
The Death from Puss in Boots reference took me out bro you are too funny lmao
omg ur here ❤😊
Never knew the Legend would be here.
How dare you touch those precious Melusines😡😡
"Melusines are beautiful creatures. They are the pride of Fontaine. Be sure to befriend them, and cause them no harm."
1 dead Melusines, Fontaine is gonna flood
Then that one abyss dude better not hurt that one artist melusine
teeeechhnically.....
There's already 1 dead melusine
@@azkayasmin4321 uhm wat
story spoiler xd
@@johnnyjoestar1249I mainly used neuvillette during that whole quest
Can it be smashed tho
0:06 it's always when the Traveler is within a 5 mile radius.
the "AAUNGH" 😭
Memes aside this animation is hella clean 😌
Lumine is literally close to npc when yelling help XD
I did not expect that ending
BRO I AM NEXT TO MY MOM 💀
thanos : you should have turned down the vol...
Bruh no wonder this guy hunted by Navia, this guy trying to kidnap a melusine XD
“you’ve harassed my adopted children for the last time, treasure border.
WATER BLAST”
*melusine gets harmed*
The sovereign of hydro, Nuivillete - "so you've chosen death"
The abyss dragon, elynas - "so you've chosen death"
Do Not Touch the Melusine
The ending got me dying bro 😂😂😂😂
thia guy is literally the archon of genshin memes it never gets better than this
S0m30ne
Neuvilette sending the teasure hoarder straight to the furry jail 💀
Furry what? 😵
@@enderknightswordDon't worry it is just a jail that has walls, ceiling, and floor made of hair.....
Dude was hurting the Melusine, how was he a "furry".
@@TeenyTinyGolem985that seems not bad… OHHH GOD THERES FLEAS IN HERE! OHHH GOD HELP!
Wdym jail? Last time someone hurt a mellusine Vautrin took them 6 ft under
Treasure hoarder: *pushes a melusine*
Neuvilette: So you have chosen… death…
As always, he literally picked the wrong test subject😂
😭😭
Another masterpiece work from Sujikan! Love this so much!!!
Neuvillette looking all too happy to end a life...
The Moment When The Quest Sign Pop Up In Screen When The NPC Scream Helppp rlly got me😅
Imagine messing with Melisine, only to summon the aquatic lord of death.
0:32 *Your Summon Hdyro Dragon*
These animations are TOO CLEAN LMAO 😂😂
That treasure hoarder was lucky Neuvillette got to him first. How the people of Fontaine acted in Neuvillette’s story quest, he’d maybe survive to the trial, but I don’t think he’d have an intact bone left in his body by the time he made it to the opera house.
One does not mess with the children of the Chief Justice without consequences 🙃
At 0:35 I immediately thought of two things
One:
"You have been found"
And two:
"A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED!!"
Fatui clearly trying to learn the arts of Drip of every nation.
0:46 that facial expression and head tilt kinda hot tho--
Kinda unrealistic for that last one because you know, if you mess with one melusine a whole fotaine will go for you.
There's even a quest about a group of Fatui reforged a work paper and resided in one observation tower just to slack off
Fatui: "They see me rollin' they hatin'. Patrollin' and tryna catch me ridin' dirty.
Tryna catch me ridin' dirty*4"
0:04 Lumine is me when I’m trying to do dailies but the darn NPCs need me to do one thing they don’t need my help for
0:32 *gasp NOT THE WHISTLE!!
These memes are S tier.
This is definitive canon on what happens when a melusine is harmed
-You: I love all the Neuvilette memes.
-Neuvilette: Then why are you not pulling for me?
-I'm wishing for Furina, bozo, now, do another Biden Blast.
That treasure hoarder deserves every present day Fontanian Anger
Random event got me fr 💀
That Neuvillette hydro pump was personal😏😅😆
That cut ending moan that a lot of people edit in videos to troll others XD
That Treasure Hoarder deserved every bit of that blast for pushong the Melusine
the fact that this guy cites the memes used in desc. gives me life
Neuvilette: biden blast
This is good. Love the meme. Love the animation. Love everything!
The animation getting better keep it up bro👏
you are always surprisingly high quality, keep it up
The animations were perfect for these animations lol
Protect Melusine coded in Fontainian's DNA since I don't know like 200 years ago maybe.
Neuvillette did that. (And friendly Fontainian helpers.)
0:00 That one Fontaine guy near spire of solitary enlightenment 🙄
The Treasure Horder be like "why do I hear boss music?"
"Heh! Another test subject".
*Just pushes the adorable deer-like being instead of yelling "FREEZE!"*
The Monsieur has entered the arena.
Hilichurls attacking the transport cargo in the first one would've made it hilarious
Never touch melusine, they have two dragon dads
People wearing headphones: ✓
People on phone with full volume: ✘
The Death's whistle still creeps me out.
Truly the fatui moment of all time 😂.
Neuvillete blast water canon..
Treasure Hoarder : Awokawokawok
He picked the wrong test subject
somone: DO NOT TOUCH THE CHILD
neuvilette: WHO'S TOUCHING THE CHILD
everyone: [points at treasure horder]
neuvilette: YOU TOUCH THE CHILD[ charge attack]
This meme is pretty old
Bullying Melesines is a automatic death sentence
When that treasure hoarder pushed the Melusine, I knew he’s dead.
i love how this guy animating neuvillette's expression :sob:
0:30 Neuvilette says: "So you chose, DEATH PENALTY"
i'm not even mad about that moaning sound... i'm even more pissed that he pushed the melusine
My aether seeing a treasure border bully a Melusine: "I always learn so much, from a live dissection."
facial expressions are so good XD
that's exactly why you shouldn't the melusine
OMG, i was with high volume LOL, that moan scared the shit out of me
Now I'm curious what if Teyvat has smartphone?
Mess with the Melusine you get the carabine
I can just imagine Neuvi saying I will have Otter when he about to Biden blast treasure hunters.
I imagine the mesulines are a lot like the chickens in zelda the only difference is that the chickens do small damage if you mess with them but if you where to do that to a mesuline it will trigger a neurvelette boss fight…
Now imagine, usually there is a combat range where if you run away far enough, enemies will disengage
But in Neuvillette's case, there is no combat range, he will persue you forever. Even if you use teleport waypoint, he will also teleport. Even if you climb out of his reach, he will also teleport
A treasure hoarder: violates melusine
Neuvillette who sees him:
You've done well so far but up until now, i've only been using a mere 5% of my power. Now let's see how well you fere against my..
NEUVILLETTE BLAST!!!!
Deserved, we don't want another Carole situation
Bro became the test subject.
Oh cmon not that moan 😂😂
1st
The last clip was golden
That was so cool! We need more of these!
Bro was singing his own boss music, respect.
Everytime when i see a Hilichurl: sleep
Everytime when i hear a Fatui breathes: AND IT WILL COME LIKE FLOOD OF PAIN
don't mess with them, they have the best father in fontaine
your vids will always be added to my funny video playlist
Later that day...
A band of Treasure Hoarders: "Ha, your waterjet kamehameha thing only good for single targets."
Chief Justice: *Cero... Metraletta*
*Starts spinning aggressively while using charged attack
Melsuines are cute and all but, I can’t take them seriously. Its like getting threatened by a marshmallow.
HOOS TOUCHIN DA MELUSINE!
He touchin ma Melusine...
YOU TOUCHIN DA MELUSINE?!
DON TOUCH DA MELUSINE!!
Every time Neuvilette talls me to make friends with the melusine I cry a lil
Otter boi giving death sentence with a hydro pump😂