Horizontal In His **** (201) | Congratulations Podcast with Chris D'Elia
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
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In this week's episode Chris talks about Bezos' rocket ride, the McGregor v Poirier fight, and takes a look at some of his TikTok comments. He also takes a trip to Flavortown.
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IIIS IIIIT THOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGHHHHH?????
45:51 just pause and use your eyes
Bring me on Chris. Been watching you for years and I would make a great edition.
@@MrCodythecoolguy 😂
@@loungewear13 you laugh, but, you'll see. You'll allll see lol. Chris. Born and raised in la. Don't forget about us Angelenos
Is this the greatest podcast ever? Yes, do I count down the days until you drop it? Yes, am I the happiest baby period? Yes.
Your the happiest baby on his period? Yes.
Am I asking myself easy questions so that I impress people with my answers? Also yes
@@kevharris7675 this cracked me up hahahahah
@@kevharris7675 I think he said he is the actual baby's period itself.
Which means either the baby has a severe hormonal issue precipitating a mini pubertal period called Spencer, or he's referring to becoming the actual afterbirth in which case it's a misnomer, but we're all good.
@@uelude You know what I clearly never had the Patience to see the bigger picture, I must of been on my Spencer that week.
This episode killed me lmao. Chris is at the top of his game
Nowhere to go but down
2021 version of Chris is the best. Change my mind.
2023 rips
@@loungewear13 that was quick xd
Mm'Johnny clicks it quick.
Ahhh’soo fast
Lmfaoooo awesome
eeeEht..S'quick!
Johnny Fast finds
Wanna be friends
Only 99 more til we get Calvin on as guest host yyyyeeeesssss!
We're going to need subtitles for that episode. "Bigup, Bigup dad. Chrisah D'eliana, out ona di iland, killana di podakayst giem! Booyaka!" 😂
Dya think he resembles Chris? Would be funny.
Pool pool pool
Nah. Baby gotta have the privacy.
HOWWWWWW do you make an hour pass so quickly every time DUDE!!?
Damn. I just looked and I am already at 47 min...it felt like it was probably around 23 or so 😭😭😭😭😭
I need this for 2 or 3 hours.
@@cc-sb1is thats why im probably gonna do the patreon... his bits willring through my head for days after. "Maaaad worrrrld" has been stuck in my head for 24 hours lol
This guys is so raw and real. Its like what I see is what I get.
He seems like the kind of guy who wouldn't really have a nickname.
He is liiiiimmmmmiiiited edITION! ❤️
Johnny raw and real
I smoked weed inside my local Walmart in my recent RUclips video 💀
That’s why they call him Chris “The Super-Deluxo Kid” D’elia
*Rowrrr*
As a drummer I have caught myself making weird squeaky noises during fills It’s honestly the most embarrassing noises I’ve ever made and I farted at a funeral one time loud as fuck
Itssssss a shitty butt yeaaaaassss
You're my hero
I make weird noises when I play too😂
You were drumming at a funeral? Fuckin metal!!
Shoutout to all the drummers
“Dragon eyes”
“What? Those exist?”
“Well how are they supposed to see?”
😂
“i don’t have flames on the bottom of my shirt for nothin” 😭😂
This podcast is like a Ketamine dose. In one hour you laugh, cry and get confused. But you come out of it feeling like everything is going to be OK.
Actually the crying and confused parts are relatable nvm lol
except this experience flies by, you don't want it to end and we do it once a week
Meow
How did Chris not heart this comment? 🤷♀️well I did!
@@MissyGirl5150 Thank you!😁💖
lol Starting out on fire. “Sorry to break your hearts, strong guys”
Sorry strong guys, but I’m gonna break your heart today.
All I could think about during the Jeff Bezos video is how I wish Chris noticed Bezos had his Rolex over his spacesuit sleeve.
As a drummer who's miced himself up before I can confirm that we indeed go "hmph humph hmph umph oof" while we're playing
Dude you really should record that and make a video of it. That shit sounds like it would be hilarious
That poor mouse...
Everybody doesn’t know somebody. That’s what I took out of this hour.
Bezos laugh needs it’s own button, just like Kawai’s
We just recorded the next episode and… guess what…
@@SupergoodStudios grows economy?
@@teearedee4291 lol
Eeeeyessee!!!
201 finally working out like the Greek
silly goose.
🦆
This episode had me fucking crying. You’re on fire Chris
Holy shit, the Bezos, Guy Fieri, Close up, and Smoky Robinson bits had me dying. Could not stop laughing
That must be making it hard to eat
his fuckin bezos laugh with that face he makes🤣... laughed so hard gave myself a headache
😂😂😂😂 man!!!
I swear there are only a few comics out there Burr, D'Elia for example that literally have killer standup material in every single podcast.
💯
200 lunges with 45 in each hand? Chris is gonna have some thick tear drop action going on on his walking sticks
Yeah man most people have no idea how hard that is. I heard him say 45’s and I was thinking “holy shit props to him”
@@billthebutcher1910 I forgot he said he did it going up hill as well 😂 Chris’s Glutes are gonna be bonkers if he keeps that routine up
It’s rough as shit!
@@SupergoodStudios let's be friends in the comment section
@@SupergoodStudios johnny hipscry at it again
Dude when you zoomed in while singing "Mad world" 🤣🤣
This shit is stuck in my head on rewind and my brain broke so im just in this suspended state of giggling
I think this was the best episode yet , only half way through and ive laughed out loud like 5 times already. Glad to see youre doing well
Great humor on a Wednesday
I laughed so hard..my girlfriend got mad realizing she has never brought me this type of joy.
I only accept if you laughed like Jeff Bezos
"Why's it a little soft?" is a question I ask myself way more than i'd like
Make friends in the comments?
@@bloveless79 ❤️
In the middle of detailing a car when I hear “Dragon Eyes” & start laughing hysterically 😂
Me too holy shit!! Except for the car part.
Come detail my jetta 😁 im sick of cleaning these rotiforms theres so many little spots
@@issafacelift what year Jetta you got?
2013. You dubbin too?!
Friends In the comments ^
I want Chris' dad on every episode now.
Me too! Congratulations with Chris’s Dad Only. All he does is press the buttons. 😂😂😂
That episode was extremely boring to me
@@ChildishGambeaner I thought it was groundbreaking. Bill is the Yin to Chris' Yang, complete opposites yet insanely similar. We finally got to experience the family stories from a different perspective. But most of all, they collectively solved the age-old question: How many pieces of meat is too many for pasta? 7. 7 pieces is too many. Groundbreaking content. But to each their own friend 🤙🏼
It was a different level of hilarious
@@ChildishGambeaner nah you're just a. Extremely boring person mang
30:45 Dragon Eyes LMAO! Chris never fails to make me laugh! I tell you theirs not a day I go without listening to something you've done. Thank you man!
Can you PLEASE say “Limited Edition” in EVERY episode? 😂
UNLIMITED amount of times
We need limited edition, Mr. Unlimited, and kings speech every episode.
LmaooI swear i waiting for that the whole time
I've never cried so hard at Chris, I'm going to be rewatching this one for years.
Chris channeled Mike Meyer's Goldmember with the "sorry strong guys" bit 😂😂
Assassinated the like button. "But Chris he could be wearing a space sui.....he is " 🤣
Did I do it wrong..? I donkey punched the bell.
“Imma bare back em all” that line could go sooo wrong 🤣🤣🤣
Smokey Robinson to himself after that Cameo: NAILED IT.
Only a minute an a half in and I'm already laughing my butt off. 😆 You sir, are the best....
So are you Erica or Aiden
@@Xpzilla I'm Erica. 😁
I swear Chris and my inner conscious are best friends.
Sounds like you’re really firing on all syllables
Couldn’t agree more
Same! Wanna catch a movie *DUDE* ?
Bro right?! I listen while I’m at home and walk around my house agreeing with him
making friends in the comments
I about lost it when he talked about mic’ing up a drummer 😂. As a drummer, I can tell you the noises he mimicked are spot on
I just started watching his videos recently and honestly, his podcasts are so funny, real, and absolutely amazing!
If you walk in my house...I'll be holding two 45's doing launches wearing a cowboy hat.
🤠
Ahhh yeah. This will get me through work today!
Amen !!
Sitting at the desk thinking the same 😂
Same! Wish I had a new one everyday to get me through but I'll take what I can get! He's so fucking funny
I’m a drummer, and yes we do that 😂😂😂
CHRIS YOUR GETTING 1,000 VIEWS EVERY FEW MINUETS....LOG CABIN HERE NOW
Noticed how much I'd been looking forward to this.
*I've
@@loungewear13 Hilarious
You noticed your own feelings on sonething? revolutionary.
@@crazypath573 Yes, I observed a substantial notification that I had been really looking forward to the next episode. And it ripped as usual. So, yeah, I noticed.
@@crazypath573 S’nnoying
“Dude maybe you just don’t like me” 😅 So on point dude
Bezos: An alien trying to laugh like a human but doesn't know how.
Another classic podcast in the books, it’s great to have you back
I am one of Dustin Poirier's biggest fans so hearing you talk about him is bringing my two fav worlds together and I'm here for it😂 I have 40 plus autographs of his and met him and his beautiful wife a few times..it doesn't get classier in MMA then The Diamond🙌
Oh man what a cool fucking story.
He seems like a legitimately solid person.
I fkn howled at the opening bit about lunges. I do the same shit lmfao “sorry strong guys” 😂😂
Saw the Bezos space interview clip in the thumbnail preview- definitely going to spend some time on the "HELL YES" thing, aren't we.
edit: 8:16 ahhhh YES dude, Johnny-calls-it-right over here
and Johnny’s correct
“‘Mmm like a zit on your back...you can’t find me but it hurts”. Best quote ever
That’s actually really impressive, 200 lunges with 45 lbs💪🏽
“If I did mushrooms I would probably be a teacher or some shit” 😂
Best day of the year!
every week!
EEEEEEEYYYYYEESS!
this was a grand slam chris, best pod since u been back
Dont tell me I cant make a rostbeef sandwich....🥖🥩
🤣
When you understand this kind of comedy it just makes me perma smile the whole video. So glad I was here from the get go.
Congartulations...........preach.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Guy Fieri impression is so spot on hahahahahah xD
Blessed us with another "said it and I never forgot it!" Life really does rip
When he said planet joe rogan i pissed my pants
Chris be the realest person to the point where it looks like a character to a lot of people, real ones stick by 🙏
Slim Shady?? 7:35 🧐😳
Dudes faf🤣
Its crazy how what he must have thought would have been the worst experience of his life, could foster so much attention and prime every body to start watching him and ultimately realize how funny he really is. Props 2 D.
You remind me why I love my Italian heritage so much. So relieving. The most perfect balance of aggression and humor.
Firing on all syllables today boy
Laughing out loud - only Mr D’Elia and Ricky Gervais have made me laugh out loud - 58 years old - 6 kids- 25 years as a nurse - thanks Mr D’Elia - made my day
I am a drummer and I can confirm YES that’s how we sound! 😂😂😂
Ive been catching up with old ones I think this is one of the best ones so far I've heard. Signing up to the patreon.
"Why is this knife in me?" 😂
"Of course people eat dragon eyes, what are you a fucking idiot?" Holy fuck I can't breathe
😂😂 I have that Malm bed set with the Malm desk! Anyone wanna be friends in here lol
Friendzone accepted
Eeyyyasss dooodé!!!
We’re franz
This is going down as one of the top 5 best episodes of Congratulations
When are they releasing the documentary about your quads?
"Hey I'm Guy Fieri and welcome to Dragon Balls, S'eye Sores and Punk Bitches" had me absolutely beside myself Lmao
45:30 YYYEEEAAASSSS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious 😂
Ok. 😆 im a metal drummer, and im here to say that is ABSOLUTELY tru!!
Damn I forgot about Arkanoid. My cousin had the standup arcade game of that in his basement. It was hard af- the controller was a little metal dial that you turned. Fun though. Also, I'm still freaked out how the president in Perfect Dark looked and sounded exactly like Obama even though it came out years before he was president.
“i’m like a zit on your back.. you can’t find me but when you do, it hurts” LOL
I’m not a strong guy but ya still broke my heart
oh man fuck, I think I was dead there for a minute xD
Don't you love it when you're laughing as much as you can, then he says something even MORE silly goose times, and suddenly you can laugh like twice as hard? I do!
The MCGregor/Poirier feud actually started over the donation that Conor promised to give to Dustin’s charity. S’casual
Definitely the best one of the post-dad Congratulations Episodes. EASILY
This is the only podcast I listen to that makes me laugh out loud consistently.
Watching this high realizing that you talk down about your past self when it comes to things you genuinely enjoyed at the time and you praise your present self when it comes to things you wish you could do.
Did you guys catch the part where Chris accidentally said day instead of days? Dude just showed his improv prowess by saving it with the au jus bit. Uh-mazin’.
Mommy Chris is the greatest!👌🏿
I can't handle all of this genius I'm witnessing
I was wondering if anyone caught that lol
Dude, I dunno if it's because I'm always watching these sodes late at night, but I'm crying laughing every time. So fucking funny.
Turns out Jim Carrey was right about the rich people laugh.
Pewdiepie already covered this....... “simpsons did it!!!”
I'm so happy for Chris going viral on another platform. It just shows that you can cancel someone in one place, but not everywhere.
Dude, I just go back and watch a 10 Minute Podcast after a Congratulations to feel like I got a full D'Elia hour! lol
TMP is the greatest podcast that will ever be!
@@Horton13 Hell yeah it is!
Dude the Guy Fieri bit absolutely killed me. "Here's 50 of em. Eat em all or it's disrespectful."
Ever so softly caressed the like button with the back of my hand.
It’s funny how the comedians that don’t do drugs seem the most tripped out ie Chris D and Weird Al xD love this so funny
I know, my cousin saw his special and thought he was high. but I said nah he doesn't do anything. Couldn't believe it
Bezos' laugh is breather than a Bryan Callen special
Actually, it isn't... but its holding hands with Bryan's punchlines
"..heard it ... and I never forgot it...." lives in my head rent-free!
I will be forcing "Y'menta" into my vocabulary.
For some reason it just fires on all 3 syllables.
Friends?
@@cherokeethomas8656 The best of em
I'm taking "natch"
Thas wha e sehh En na nev fugattt it
cris being dustin being asked is he losing his mind....hahahaha unbeleivable
Chris does it by himself nobody else does tht he’s literally alone doing a podcast that’s incredibly great
Have you not seen anyone else with podcasts by themselves? There’s tonnes out there. Bill burrs podcast is a good one if you’re interested.
So many doing it by themselves
hi, bill burr called and told me to tell you that you're fired
Chris I love you bro! Your brand of sarcasm is so on point
I love his Guy Fieri voice. Sounds like he's about to have a heart attack.
🤣
When Chris said Perfect Dark, a single tear rolled down my face. I spent crazy hours playing that game as a kid. Fucking love it.
I was scrolling to see someone mention Perfect Dark after hearing him talk about it! Fucking amazing game!
That fucking pan in and credit roll had me crying! Love this guy's brilliance
@Serpant Stepper wtf are you talking about
Guy Fieri rant was the funniest goddam thing I've ever seen
Reporter: "Are you wearing little pink panties under there?"
Jeff Bezos: "Hell yes!" HUH HUH HUH HUugh