We took edibles before this podcast | The Yard
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
- It's gummy time, baby. As promised for 1000 patrons, Ludwig and Aiden pop a few weed gummies before this episode. Amidst the high-times, the boys cover Bernie Sanders, Aiden getting owned by a small dog, and the logistics behind Claire's offering adult circumcisions. (Episode 7)
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Chapters:
00:00:00 - intro
00:00:16 - welcome to the yard
00:00:39 - ludwig finds a new phrase
00:01:46 - patreon launch
00:03:13 - the gummy
00:04:17 - how do they cut?
00:05:23 - aidens weird search history
00:07:44 - the old house
00:09:13 - 'save it for the pod'
00:09:28 - aiden has a nightmare
00:13:17 - the swift incident
00:33:16 - ludwig cuts out hasan
00:39:56 - the gummy is kicking in
00:40:50 - this is too big for joe biden, we need jill
00:45:39 - hillary vs bernie but with a...
00:48:10 - coinbase
00:50:08 - jesse eisenberg on the yard
00:51:52 - WWE x Ludwig
00:53:27 - jerma dollhouse stream
00:54:28 - nick third wheels at chuck e cheese
00:58:54 - 'glazed' donuts
01:01:36 - ludwig's diet
01:02:02 - slime watches content
01:04:52 - linus tech tips
01:10:21 - aiden trash talks on mic
01:13:52 - teamspeak soundboards
01:17:32 - the gummy kicking in x2
01:18:05 - ludwig is immune to gummy while on camera
01:19:57 - slime sends a tiktok
01:21:02 - negotiation begins
01:22:43 - Aww Mustard
01:26:15 - slime rips one in the car
01:27:54 - who takes over lud's position
01:28:54 - slime's ludwig impression
01:32:05 - what slime watches
01:33:13 - nick goes to an estate sale
01:38:25 - ludwig talks podcast studios
01:39:49 - the yard is 'more legit'
01:40:29 - ludwig's bonus show
01:43:05 - goodbye
The Yard is a show hosted by Ludwig, Nick, Slime, and Aiden.
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I love that Aiden told his swift story and then just laughed the rest of the episode
You can tell exactly when the weed hit
My guy just got hit by the edible and all he could do after was laugh and shake hands
Got a great story out just in time
Classic Aiden tells one maybe two really good and well detailed stories in every podcast 😂
aiden telling dream miles teller that whiplash is one of his favorite movies to make him stop beating the shit out of him is one of the funniest things i have ever heard
this podcast is frag out fellas
I love you bro
My favorite dude
It’s pretty lit
Nick is quietly the funniest housemate, his one liners are flawless
my kinda humour
so effortlessly cool
So fucking cool
cool as fuck
I can't wait to dm Aiden about how much I enjoyed this episode!!
i heard he dms back!
@@NutBreadMSMC POGGIES REALLY!!?
Maybe I’ll DM Slime too! Hopefully he doesn’t block me and hate me for life!
my favorite time of the week!
Not before I do! Heehee!
The contrast between Aimen and Ludwig handling their edibles for this is just night and day. Bless up for giggly shingles boi.
The body weight difference is... Immana give it a good 30-40 pounds, with those thunder thighs of Luddy's.
@@ziwuri shit u rite
I wish I could be like Ludwig every time I’m high, where it’s almost impossible to tell that I’m not sober. The sad part is that I know I act the same way as aimen every time im high.
@@sorrowfulsatchel679 do it enough and you’ll have enough tolerance to be normal. Tbh though it sucks doing it enough to get to that level. Also W lotl pfp
@@iminmissouri8589 why the fuck would you want to build a tolerance lmao, AND WHY DOES IT SUCK FOR YOU?? if you dont like weed dont partake man
This podcast is an absolute must watch.
Bernie
agreed
so true king
Bernie
slime feeling good after having an argument with crows because he knows they're intelligent enough to be hurt by his words is hands down the most slime thing of all time
Nick’s timing with the “is Miles Teller in the room right now” joke was so perfect
40:14
Nick is so perfect
"Whiplash is my favorite movie why are you doing this to me" had me CRYING
So it's not social network?
Love how Aiden and Lud were normal for the first half then deteriorated quickly
dude the swift incident is actally a living nightmare for me, at that point i'd just break down and panic.
I once saw Slime ban someone in twitch chat for asking him about his thoughts on the new skins in Valorant. So yeah, the way he feels about Linus interacting with others on camera is probably how we feel about Slime interacting with strangers online
I saw him ban someone for asking if he was of Italian descent, since his name is Anthony. Slime said "No one gets to ask about my heritage, get that ass banned"
I love it
Slime is insane
He banned me from luds discord for asking if he was the real slime
Coming from somebody who has an anxious dog - the vet can prescribe anxiety medication that helps to keep the dog below their anxiety threshold so you can do desensitization and counter conditioning training with their triggers. In severe cases you can go to a veterinary behaviorist (instead of a dog trainer), as they’re board-certified and deal specifically with things like phobias/anxiety.
Also in case you don’t see this here I’ll be sure to dm it to Aiden :)
i might be remembering wrong but i’m pretty sure qt mentioned that they actually considered/tried this before but decided against it for some reason. it’s possible i’m remembering something different, but i’m pretty sure she was talking about anxiety meds.
@@olympian00 Maybe they just weren't to sure of it at the time, but I hope one of them sees this comment
ok but how u gonna make it eat it lol
@@ziwuri y’know dogs already have to take meds right? Like worming meds and flea meds. Pretty sure you’d just do whatever is working already to get them to take the meds lol.
@@ziwuri Just put it in the food? Dogs will eat anything. Giving the dog the medicine is the least of their problems.
“You’re going to Chucky-Cheese with Jerma?” -Poor Aimon was feeling so left out in his giggly high :(
I’ll be sure to DM him to cheer him up
His fuckin reaction when he realizes he misunderstood “lit” is priceless lmfao
I felt really bad for Aiden through that whole Swift story, maybe I should dm him to tell him that
this episode truly fragged out, quite #LIT in the words of Nick Mercs
I was hesitant to listen to this podcast because I thought it was just going to be another boring influencer money grab, but this podcast is actually so funny and I look forward to it every week now. Good job guys!
Exactly what I thought too, normally podcasts don’t have this much love or care
Wow Aiden was sooooo baked by the end. Literally couldn't say a word.
This podcast is honestly frag out
That’s lit
Yea really enjoyed it, just lit that like button
I was 1HP watching this
Every episode we get more insight into Aiden's demented life
Aiden's laughing throughout the podcast made it so much funnier. I was laughing this whole podcast because of him
im actually really worried about swift. that is not normal behavior, poor guy sounds so incredibly terrified all the time :(
next episode:
"we took acid before this podcast"
they just stare at the wall and listen to pink floyd for 1,5 hours
ludwig should do a music stream while off the gummy
You guys should check out "The Pilgrim - Peace of Mind".
Enjoy ego death
@@devilzelink try The American Metaphysical Circus by The United States of America if you’re looking for an ego death
@@cw8857 You're the MVP. Was very suspicious at the beggining but it turn out super nice. Here, have "The Villain - The Shivering" and "Aspidistrafly - Landscape with a Fairy"
Acid and Pink Floyd... Man of culture I see. 😎👉👉
"You're going to Chuck-E-Cheese with Jerma?" was the funniest shit I have heard
Especially given Jerma’s relationship with Chuck E. Cheese
45:05 I was taking a sip of my water and when I heard this choked and nearly spit it out, but no, I’m too cool to do that, so instead hold in the water while choking and end up puking instead. Thank you Ludwig.
Crazy how slime knew about Linus all the way back then
That’s what I was about to say
FANTASTIC VIDEO Aimen was going crazy though. Don’t take this the wrong way though aimen is my favorite, we talk in dms all the time
"It was the weirdest thing man, there was nothing in the room but red carpet and a giant oval table" Nick says, from his yard themed attic space
Damn boys at first i didn't really care about the podcast, but out of boredom I tried one two days ago and I've been binge-watching them. Been wating whole day yesterday for youtube episode as it was already on spotify. Solid work, I'm having a blast on every single episode. Love you all, same goes for mr. production and mr. editor
Was on vacation and heard about this podcast from a friend so i did what any normal person does and binged watched all 7 episodes in my hotel room and at the airport. just finished episode #7 and holy moly i loved it, every episode had me laughing the entire time and i love how well you guys talk to each other and the hilarious stories you share. on my way to the patreon now to get even more content!
Slime and Nick playing guitar hero could be an entire series on its own and I’d tune in every single episode
1:23 Lud's expression here tells a whole story on its own
Lud only having white pets makes him and QT look like supervillains
this was my favorite episode so far because everyone was nice to each other
ludwig being absolutely no different after a gummy is so crazy
When I've taken edibles it's sometimes taken more than 2 hours before It really starts to hit so he might have been out of it after the podcast lol.
You hear stories like this a lot but my first time with edibles after 1.5 hours I felt nothing so I doubled down. Always a bad idea. I spent the rest of the day too high to talk, move or function in any way.
Oh 100% Bernie. That gorilla grip masterpiece could woo even the most hard-core conservatives.
Watched 3 of these for my drive from Ohio to NJ. Following since Bad Melee and OTS, keep it up guys great stuff
I was laughing my ass off the entire pod, thanks guys you're awesome!
I really hope they make a skate video
Swales is a ludbud confirmed
Swales what are you doing here
@@MadPods ive been watching ludwig for about 2 years
@@swales4450 same and btw love your content.
its on the bad melee patreon
Lud your friend probably had Phimosis, which is an overly tight foreskin. So his issue was his tip never being fully exposed which could impact sexual function. So it would make sense he got an adult Circ.
Even in that case circumcision should be a last resort. Usually steroidal cream and manipulation is enough, or a less severe snip.
@@ThePharphis we got the penis professor over here
Circ🤣🤣
@@ThePharphis ok Cockologist
@@cader2604 the schlong scientist
Everyone else: “the pod needs more topics”
Me: looks at chapters
Boys, i appreciate the time you put into this podcast. Super funny, super good. So glad it's fragging out for yous
i don’t really watch ludwig’s youtube/twitch content as much as i used to, but i’ve watched every episode of this podcast and i never listen to podcasts. good shit guys, keep it up
i just love how aiden is high off his ass and vibing in like 75% of the podcast
I loves how everytime i watched the yard episode i discovered something new every time.
I'm only 5 months late, but I would absolutely go for Bernie's breathtaking bussy 😔🤲🏼
this is great, algo bump, etc
god the image of slime screaming at crows is SO GOOD
bernie
listened to the audio yesterday at midnight, i was trying to not wake up my family bc i was laughing my ass off. this was undoubtedly the funniest episode yet!!
Coming back to old episodes after the chocolate incident feels like watching your wedding video after your wife tragically died in a car accident
39:50 the nomegalol makes me realize i need to start documenting where all the banger jokes are
commenting for the algorithm because this pod is so great, honestly, I'm never able to watch or listen to podcasts because they don't keep my attention but I always look forward to The Yard. I could listen to you guys tell random stories and joke with each other all day.
Oh my god the swift incident is so fucking funny, I feel so bad for aiden though lmao
21:24 I’m pretty sure capsaicin (the ingredient that makes peppers spicy) only works on mammals. So a plan like that might deter the raccoons and coyotes, but it will have no effect on the crows.
Nick:”they don’t have turf”
Aidan:starts rubbing his feet and looking at the floor just to check
aidens conceded ass “you’re going to chuck e. cheese with jerma?” has me fucking rolling
I’m so fucking happy this isn’t a Patreon only time to take an eddy and join
This might be taking it too deep but I've watched LinusTechTips for 8 or so years and Slime has a valid point. Linus himself has addressed it too that he used to be a bully in school even though, he himself, was bullied.
He's definitely not intentionally mean but it's his natural personality and ego that shines through. I still love LTT and Linus but he can be grating on occasion.
Wait, Slime and Nick are sober?
Somehow Ludwig is still the most level headed and on the ball when high.
Nick Slime and Aiden confronting Ludwig on operating on a social credit score was so fuckin funny
"They're intelligent so my words hurt them" killed me
I have to say, Aiden's storytelling is fuckin A1
Hey, guys dont remember to show up in aidens dreams and tell him how much you love the podcast!
Ludwig for a bonus show could do a Reddit recap of the yard subreddit
Great episode! I think a good bonus show that Lud can do would be behind the scenes of content creators. Everything from smash players to IRL's, setting up their space, how they eat, sleep, and spend free time. Everything a content creator uploads is polished and well-rehearsed. It would be nice to see what leads up to everything before being live.
Love to see the lads just laughing and having a good time :)
This is my favorite episode so far
the latter half of the podcast, aiden's just laughing along and honestly, relatable lmao
was anxious as fuck driving to college and had this on the whole time, helped distract alot lads appreciate it great ep keep it up :) also im losing my mind at the fact that you guys not only call it the Doritos Locos Tacos Gaming Center, but you abbreviate it in casual conversation to the DLTGC
Have fun at college!
good luck at college :)
i hope college was gr8t!
@@ariseira_gente ttg nn mmm komo
waching ludwig's eyelids just closing by the end of the video makes it perfect for me. now i want high ludwig conspiration streams
Watching this after finding out that Linus was a dogshit boss is hilarious
This was the most random and equally hilarious yard episode yet
Work is so much easier when I have 4 weirdos in my ears.
After a really shitty day this made me feel a lot better. Thank you.
This podcast and Fear and Malding give me life.
I watched your podcast the other day, it was awesome :)
This episode will be a certified hood classic
A new meaning to feeling the Bern!
I’m so glad these guys are talk abt sky high all the time bc that feels like a fever dream
Also a kid is way easier than what it sounds like Swift is lol. Speaking as a dad of 3.
Not even half way through it, this is the funniest episode so far
gotta say boys this is the only podcast out there that has me laughing until i cry great work
also nick's the funniest
this is easily my favorite episode so far lol
Aimen talking about Swift is the most beautiful tone of voice I've heard in a while
So excited for the video I took an extra five I had and dropped in on your patreon!
Edit: Bernie
This podcast is so amazing! I’ve never laughed so hard before.
Im a spotify listener, i just came here to say this is the best episode so far and i love this podcast
That skate video with everyone having a full part would be so fucking fire please god do it
Aimens swfit story might be the funniest thing I've heard from any podcast
I was just telling my friend about how much extra stuff comes from the patreon. cant wait to watch all that extra stuff on the patreon tonight
so glad aiden clarified that him being pissed on in his dream wasn’t sexual 🤝
I listen to a ton of podcasts, Cody Ko, H3, YMH just to name a few for reference, and this podcast has gotten some of the biggest laughs out of me.
commenting for the algorithm cause this podcast is elite
*lit
@@David-in4ft can't spell elite without lit
this is hands down the funniest episode ive watched
i think ever since the 30 minute mark aiden hasn't stopped laughing
I’d comment about how aiden told one story then giggled the whole time, but honestly, I’ve been there. Salute. Reply to my dm bruh
I just wanna thank coin base for putting up with the shenanigans
Nearly 3 years later and slime got to meet his goat : )
This podcast is one of my favorites.