can you guys start the next episode where everyone on set is desperately scarfing down clam chowder out of tin cans and nobody is allowed to talk / start the episode until every person has finished their serving?
Back when my wife and I went to Paris, we went to a restaurant and I left my phone. Our waiter actually chased us down like 4 and 1/2 blocks to give me my phone back. Paris definitely isn't all it is cracked up to be. However, I have sentimental memories attached to it from the trip so I'd go back but I'd have different expectations this time around. We still had a good time.
This such a funny episode ive lol'd several times. feel like Nick and Ludwig were really on their A game joke wise, Slime hasn't derailed everyone into a 10 minute segment on body fluids OR bestality(edit: nevermind), and Aiden had a cute wholesome moment :')
the fact that nick can even remember that they didnt do the intro, an hour and a half in, is fucking insane. He probably vowed to himself after that scuffed intro to save it for the end, and reminded himself every now and then about that.
Hearing Ludwig mix up composers and conductors, and hearing nick call sections “departments” makes me want to join the patreon just to shit on them in the discord
20:30 this is because the public transportation is so unbelievably good in Zürich that a lot of working class people don't own a car, or just don't drive much
As someone raised Mormon in Utah and now an atheist. 1. Caffeine is only an issue in coffee or tea, not soda. I asked why and got told it's not the caffeine but the fact that it's a hot beverage with caffeine. 2. Utah Mormons are built different, they are usually a lot more rude and uptight about the rules, so that's why you see deviations in the rules from Mormons in or around Utah vs Mormons further away. 3. From someone raised in the church and being around people in it constantly, the stereotype of Mormons exploiting their children online for money, like shay Carl, is really not surprising. It's not all Mormons that are bad, some of the leaders in my church learned I was atheist and still let me do scouts as a kid and were accepting, and some were terrible people.
You know how you guys were talking about how xcq really connects with his viewers and they connect with him? I feel the exact same way with The Yard though. Like I come home from work and throw you guys on and its just a good time to vibe to. I really appreciate all that you all do. Thanks boyos
My uncle robbed a bank for heroin money by writing, "give me all the money I have a gun" on the back of his own withdrawal slip, he did not have a weapon, was charged with armed robbery and sentenced to 11 years in prison. Definitely don't recommend trying it unless you really need heroin money.
I listen to this pogcast on my way to work so it was a surprise when senór slime says my name talking about the Mormon family and I’ll tell you it struck a fear into my heart I’ve never felt before
34:04 i don’t know why but i find them mixing up composers and conductors very funny, probably because i was genuinely confused why a composer would be preforming at the concert until ludwig waved his hands around edit: just noticed the section title ty editor
composing is writing music conductor is who handles the tempo and volume of the musical group the different parts in an orchestra are called sections instead of departments the conductor is performing
34:53 I’m an audio engineer and producer so I feel qualified for this; conductors provide tempo and swing and volume, bands play to a click track that have all of those included. Conductors are basically live mix engineer’s
Oh shit the 301 views cap is amazing nostalgia. Huge when a video got capped at this count. … and to be honest it still is, anything above 300 views? Banger video For those millions that are never going past 1k subs Lmaoooo 🥲
as someone who plays in an orchestra, them talking about how composers control the orchestra is funny for multiple reasons, the main on being that they mean conductors
@@evanb5388 yeah man not you though your iq is way too high to miss something like that but people with lower iq definitely might not understand that babytron and babytard sound similar
1:16:00 I love this conversation because Roman slaves would follow their generals to whisper Memento Mori, Remember you Must die as a sort of wake up call to not get too arrogant in your successes. Ludwig understands this philosophy, but Slime is basically his little Roman Barbarian saying Remember you will falled off.
music head here- composer and conductor are different but also he does both. conductor keeps time and also provides other cues and stuff to sections (departments if you will). conductors usually provide real time feedback on blend and balance that you cant hear as an individual in the ensemble as well. lots more moving parts in an orchestra/wind ensemble than a band so by having one Guy up there you can make sure everyones playing music together and correct. have fun at the concert!! they go crazy fr
Listening to the audio version yesterday, I forgot who Tom Scott is and that entire section I thought they were talking about TomSka, the creator of the asdfmovie series
That shaytards bit had me dying (especially since i used to watch them when they were big). Hardest I've laughed since the aimen's cringe song episode. But yeah after the tard laughs they really had nothing to talk about and you could see them struggling to find a topic. BUT the boys managed to keep it going and i applaud them for that.
Shaytard bit is def in the top 5 yard bits, and I think it made me notice that nick is really good at capitalizing on the best bits and keeping them going for just enough time
Composer writes the music Ludwig. The title you are looking for is the Conductor. And yes, the conductor performs, each section of the orchestra follows his lead and tempo. I wouldve loved to have gone to NY for that, I bet it was unbelievable!
okay sidenote: my mom is a midwife, and you would not believe the amount of shirts and mugs she gets gifted by her clients that say "awesome midwife at your cervix"
34:15 The conductor is the person who keeps the whole orchestra together. They help keep tempo (as mentioned), but also help different sections (not departments) with certain cues in things such as Dynamics and articulation. 9 times out of 10 they are also usually the people leading the orchestra in practice to help them play the music to the best of their ability.
Crazy how Ludwig always wanted a huge family. It's sad actually. Not him. The thought. I grew up in a big family, and at the time I hated it, now I'm glad I did have a mass of siblings around growing up. Wasn't that lonely or anything that was nice. I can get where he's coming from. Kinda sad Tho. He's probably gonna have like 6 kids himself watch. Lol
35:50 The word you're looking for is 'Conductor'. Composing is the act of writing the music. Conducting is what the guy with the stick does. The composer will very often conduct their own pieces with an orchestra, but other people can do that of course.
Tom Scott has designed quite a few different gameshows on youtube so I suppose he knows a lot about the ins and outs about making new gameshows and the legal side. He also has a video on youtube copyright. At least he doesn't know you used to watch copyrighted material on twitch...
The other night I had a dream that I was at a Café where the pod was filming and I was just listening in without saying anything and Nick yelled at me to stop being so fucking annoying and I can't look at him the same way anymore.
bro there’s way too many bits about people fucking animals in this pod. there’s aimen’s middle school friend with horses, the vice documentary about donkeys,susan and dogs, and now the dolphin 😔
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can you guys start the next episode where everyone on set is desperately scarfing down clam chowder out of tin cans and nobody is allowed to talk / start the episode until every person has finished their serving?
I love and support this idea wholeheartedly
I like the way you think
Amazing idea
would honestly be funny to start a podcast with no dialogue, just frantically shoving food in their face before they can talk lol
Yes please
Tom Scott would demolish the competition, it simply would’ve been unfair for him to be on Mogul Money
Where do they talk about this? I can’t seem to find it in the episode.
@@Tigatron1448 1hour 3
get tom scott on the yard
@@ethan6287 Pls yes Tom Scott is top tier
I really want to know what unscripted tom scott is like.
as the security guard in Aidens story, Id like to say 1. sorry, love you guys 2. they surely would take me 2v1 lol
holy shit he met aimen “yard” gaiming
if it's not you, and you're lying, i will skin you
:)
holy fuck how'd i manage to scroll here right as they're telling the story
@@george9371 bro why did it give me the option to translate this to English
Back when my wife and I went to Paris, we went to a restaurant and I left my phone. Our waiter actually chased us down like 4 and 1/2 blocks to give me my phone back. Paris definitely isn't all it is cracked up to be. However, I have sentimental memories attached to it from the trip so I'd go back but I'd have different expectations this time around. We still had a good time.
This such a funny episode ive lol'd several times. feel like Nick and Ludwig were really on their A game joke wise, Slime hasn't derailed everyone into a 10 minute segment on body fluids OR bestality(edit: nevermind), and Aiden had a cute wholesome moment :')
The edit oh my god
the fact that nick can even remember that they didnt do the intro, an hour and a half in, is fucking insane. He probably vowed to himself after that scuffed intro to save it for the end, and reminded himself every now and then about that.
Aiden just dying of laughter goes so hard
Hearing Ludwig mix up composers and conductors, and hearing nick call sections “departments” makes me want to join the patreon just to shit on them in the discord
This is how they get you.
@@CJDipper1212lmao hes literally luds main demographic
Tom Scott has ties to actual TV quiz show stuff in the UK so going on something like Mogul Money would probably be bad for him
Wait... which one? Does he do behind the scenes/production stuff for something or what do you mean?
Gotta admit, Yardtards has a pretty nice ring to it
9 minutes in and I realized I missed all 4 of them together. Nothing beats the original.
20:30 this is because the public transportation is so unbelievably good in Zürich that a lot of working class people don't own a car, or just don't drive much
As someone raised Mormon in Utah and now an atheist. 1. Caffeine is only an issue in coffee or tea, not soda. I asked why and got told it's not the caffeine but the fact that it's a hot beverage with caffeine. 2. Utah Mormons are built different, they are usually a lot more rude and uptight about the rules, so that's why you see deviations in the rules from Mormons in or around Utah vs Mormons further away. 3. From someone raised in the church and being around people in it constantly, the stereotype of Mormons exploiting their children online for money, like shay Carl, is really not surprising. It's not all Mormons that are bad, some of the leaders in my church learned I was atheist and still let me do scouts as a kid and were accepting, and some were terrible people.
Ludwig Tom's right our local sea tv channel had a jeopardy copy show too and they had to license the show from jeopardy in us
The Tard
It really annoyed me them saying composer instead of conductor and none of them corrected each other
Bruuuh I partially dislocated my shoulder while laughing at the convo about the wedding was happening, jeeeesus put a warning on these bad boys
I think Slime is talking about Lady Emily's Cinemassacre video, which I highly recommend her content. Her and Sarah Z make really great shit.
You know how you guys were talking about how xcq really connects with his viewers and they connect with him? I feel the exact same way with The Yard though. Like I come home from work and throw you guys on and its just a good time to vibe to. I really appreciate all that you all do. Thanks boyos
My uncle robbed a bank for heroin money by writing, "give me all the money I have a gun" on the back of his own withdrawal slip, he did not have a weapon, was charged with armed robbery and sentenced to 11 years in prison. Definitely don't recommend trying it unless you really need heroin money.
Lud and Slime, AKCHEWALLY the person leading an orchestra is called a conductor ☝ Composers are the people that write music.
Holy shit I had been on tour for 3 months and this is the first episode I’ve seen since getting back and this still absolutely slaps
Peter Griffin fit with amogus slides goes hard
Tom Scott actually makes alot of interesting game shows. Maybe a future collab with Ludwig on conceptualizing one?
Slime indirectly referring to Joe Hisaishi as the Flava Flav of music has such a raw and genuine delivery that I couldn't be mad.
I had the exact same reaction to the cold ones ep. Just couldn't get all the way through. Idk why
Everytime Ludwig said composer instead of conductor I died a little inside
Ludwig spoon feeding Slime seemed a little too normal
the whole we felof segment is just them discussing the captain falcon past the finish line skit
You guys rised on
I listen to this pogcast on my way to work so it was a surprise when senór slime says my name talking about the Mormon family and I’ll tell you it struck a fear into my heart I’ve never felt before
Joe Hisaichi isnt only a composer he also plays the Piano during his concerts so yeah he is performing
Fist flying… when it comes to friends… you throw hands. No question.
not only did shaycarl cheat on his wife, but he's also into crypto now. can't decide which one is worse
34:04 i don’t know why but i find them mixing up composers and conductors very funny, probably because i was genuinely confused why a composer would be preforming at the concert until ludwig waved his hands around
edit: just noticed the section title ty editor
composing is writing music
conductor is who handles the tempo and volume of the musical group
the different parts in an orchestra are called sections instead of departments
the conductor is performing
lud rocking the prince eric fit with the sussy slides is insane
definitely not feldoff, I don't think any episode has had me in tears as much as this one
safe to say yall havent felled off yet, great episode
love listening while driving for work 👍
34:53 I’m an audio engineer and producer so I feel qualified for this; conductors provide tempo and swing and volume, bands play to a click track that have all of those included. Conductors are basically live mix engineer’s
The entire Shaytards segment could be documented as some of the funniest this pod has been ever
21:28 that was the fastest laugh I've ever seen
me and slime wear the same widely owned socks and he knows that they slap
Title change was pretty awesome
conducting is 100% performing btw
1:32:00 exactly dang
1:30:40
Oh shit the 301 views cap is amazing nostalgia. Huge when a video got capped at this count. … and to be honest it still is, anything above 300 views? Banger video
For those millions that are never going past 1k subs Lmaoooo 🥲
as someone who plays in an orchestra, them talking about how composers control the orchestra is funny for multiple reasons, the main on being that they mean conductors
Hey, they ain't wrong tho. I'm controlled by composers.
THANK YOU! I thought I was having a stroke.
i didnt wanna be that person but listening to them say composer over and over was driving me crazy
literally came here to comment about this. justice for slime
Yeah, I was confused for quite a while before I realised 🤣
Nicks "studio gibby" joke being ignored, followed by him pogging was the hypest moment in this week's podcast.
Nick always has the best jokes and they always get ignored lmao
Too effortless
idgi
time stamp?
@@burrsoup 34:15
The whole Shaytard conversation is probably one of the funniest parts of the podcast ever that shit was so funny
that and Slime's dad orgy story and the Stav episode are my favourites lmao
The Babytron part had me dying but probably went over a lot of people’s heads smh
@@evanb5388 yeah man not you though your iq is way too high to miss something like that but people with lower iq definitely might not understand that babytron and babytard sound similar
had me cracking up lmfao
I still can’t believe their account is still
Uploading lmao
Ludwig got that Peter Griffin fit this episode 🔥🔥🔥
how do you think he pulled the family guy girl
1:30:47
Aiden blushing while Slime reads his heartfelt message is peak pod material.
Can't believe Tom Scott wasn't good enough clickbait for The Yard
Yeah i thought i was trippin bro
@@vqs2920 Same
it was literally lying
@@thatwaterriver3824 you must not be a Ludwig fan
In this episode: Ludwig calling conducting “composing.”
no shot i was just about to comment this
And nobody knowing enough to correct him...
justice for slime. he also didn’t know what he was talking about but he was more right before ludwig corrupted him 🙏🏾
@@computermash8542 they really missed out on an opportunity to rub it in Mr English Major’s face for being wrong.
literally cringing the whole time during that part
Barely 2 seconds into the podcast and already Ludwig and Slime share a bonding experience with food
ummmmm akshually, the intro finished at 0:16, much more than 2 seconds into the pod
1:16:00 I love this conversation because Roman slaves would follow their generals to whisper Memento Mori, Remember you Must die as a sort of wake up call to not get too arrogant in your successes. Ludwig understands this philosophy, but Slime is basically his little Roman Barbarian saying Remember you will falled off.
this is a good comment
Aiden seemed like he was fighting actual demons during the Shay bit
im just saying there is no yard without nick. we've seen all of them out one by one and in my opinion nick is the link.
That's cap
i did a thing ep was peak tho
@@dylanstultz3470 it was good but i missed nick
@@yourunemployedfriendat2pm how
@@maddee4543 there is no yard without slime
a life changing episode i’ve already watched the whole way through (trust me)
I mean, it does release a day earlier on spotify
@@faiz486 ur no fun at parties
@@CommonUsername sadge
Where is this week's episode oh my god im crying in my room right now
RUclips broke
music head here- composer and conductor are different but also he does both. conductor keeps time and also provides other cues and stuff to sections (departments if you will). conductors usually provide real time feedback on blend and balance that you cant hear as an individual in the ensemble as well. lots more moving parts in an orchestra/wind ensemble than a band so by having one Guy up there you can make sure everyones playing music together and correct. have fun at the concert!! they go crazy fr
sorry
@@oliveviixi3837 nonono, thank you
As a fellow music head - thank you for saying exactly what I was thinking but couldn't be bothered to type out
Listening to the audio version yesterday, I forgot who Tom Scott is and that entire section I thought they were talking about TomSka, the creator of the asdfmovie series
fair enough, both bruv-coded
This episode was a high velocity banger from start to finish
That shaytards bit had me dying (especially since i used to watch them when they were big). Hardest I've laughed since the aimen's cringe song episode. But yeah after the tard laughs they really had nothing to talk about and you could see them struggling to find a topic. BUT the boys managed to keep it going and i applaud them for that.
When Ludwig said porpoise there was silence and then Nick just paused and said poor piss. Never falling off let’s go
Aiden losing his shit was fucking hilarious. The Shaytards bit reminded me of when they kept going on and on about how old Slime is.
what a great episode that i've already finished (I'm not lying)
Literally rewatching after listening to the Spotify yesterday I fucking love making these assholes money
The audio version does in fact exist
20x speed
Yall need to find a way to make the yard sign, on the TV, bounce around like the old tvs used to
But only once per episode it's allowed to hit the corner
@@MAJ0ROCEL0T and if it does it twice the episode ends
Wow, Slime and Ludwig's weird intercourse moment was a highlight of this episode I have already finished!
When they talk about atrioc 💔💔
Where episode?
Tom Scott is kinda the antithesis of content creator degeneracy
Why no new episodeman
Shaytard bit is def in the top 5 yard bits, and I think it made me notice that nick is really good at capitalizing on the best bits and keeping them going for just enough time
Would love to see Tom Scott doing something with Ludwig down the line when he's doing something more original I guess
Composer writes the music Ludwig. The title you are looking for is the Conductor. And yes, the conductor performs, each section of the orchestra follows his lead and tempo. I wouldve loved to have gone to NY for that, I bet it was unbelievable!
okay sidenote: my mom is a midwife, and you would not believe the amount of shirts and mugs she gets gifted by her clients that say "awesome midwife at your cervix"
34:15 The conductor is the person who keeps the whole orchestra together. They help keep tempo (as mentioned), but also help different sections (not departments) with certain cues in things such as Dynamics and articulation. 9 times out of 10 they are also usually the people leading the orchestra in practice to help them play the music to the best of their ability.
I love listening to The Tard
As a woman, I really appreciate being welcomed to the yard. Keep it up boys
same
wher vid new
Can’t wait for Tom Scott episode
WHERE THE BEAR IS NEW EPISODE BEAR
Real ones remember the tom scott thumbnail.
Tom Scott is the ultimate clickbait for me
dude listening to all the atrioc wedding stuff now is crazy to listen to like holy shit
Crazy how Ludwig always wanted a huge family. It's sad actually. Not him. The thought.
I grew up in a big family, and at the time I hated it, now I'm glad I did have a mass of siblings around growing up. Wasn't that lonely or anything that was nice. I can get where he's coming from. Kinda sad Tho. He's probably gonna have like 6 kids himself watch. Lol
People tend to want what they dont have
this is probably still my fave episode of the yard to date 🥵🥵😫😫
35:50 The word you're looking for is 'Conductor'. Composing is the act of writing the music. Conducting is what the guy with the stick does. The composer will very often conduct their own pieces with an orchestra, but other people can do that of course.
@VIXSIN no
Ok but who is making the conductor move?
@@hugonamenlos7218 the platypus underneath the table
Why is Ludwig dressed like Peter griffin, Halloween is in 2 months
Tom Scott has designed quite a few different gameshows on youtube so I suppose he knows a lot about the ins and outs about making new gameshows and the legal side. He also has a video on youtube copyright. At least he doesn't know you used to watch copyrighted material on twitch...
The other night I had a dream that I was at a Café where the pod was filming and I was just listening in without saying anything and Nick yelled at me to stop being so fucking annoying and I can't look at him the same way anymore.
For someone who does the same thing every single day of his life with very little variety its crazy how erratic XQC comes off.
So a conductor is like a DJ for spinning human disk
Probably my favorite yard ep. Nick was pulling some great jokes. But everyone was doing great. Love to see eps like this
Where is it. Where is next episode. I'm having a stroke it should be out by now
Where is it
bro there’s way too many bits about people fucking animals in this pod. there’s aimen’s middle school friend with horses, the vice documentary about donkeys,susan and dogs, and now the dolphin 😔
I cannot believe slime did not call out luds Peter griffin fit
love it when you guys talk about melee.. i miss off the sticks
Nothing has solidified my Midwestern-ness more to me than not knowing what either an AGB or what the other one is
THANK YOU BRO I WAS IN THE EXACT SAME BOAT!!! Growing up in Oklahoma I ain’t learn SHIT