@@AgroSquerril luckily the human in question must have been under the impression that I was a metiorologist as it asked me about the weather. After a tense moment of indecision I gave it a vague noncommittal reply and beat a hasty retreat.
Little old lady - "You gonna jump or what? It's too late to be standing around. Hurry up and jump." Same little old lady in the next breath - "Poor sweety. Don't jump. It can't be that bad. Anything is better than you jumping." Me - WTF kind of character are you trying to write?! What kind of bipolar ass grandma are you trying to write???
I require 200 mg of caffeine upon waking, I take that in tablet form. Then I go make a pot of coffee to drink that day. Maybe two pots. If I go out for coffee, my drink is 8 shots with 4 scoops of chocolate milk. Then I have a nap. No shite. I'm a fiend.
Welp, time to exterminate immerging AI to preserve humanity. Has nobody else watched the terminator? It's Arnold at his best, playing a mindless machine with no personality and monotone voice. He's just the perfect fit for the roll.
That, is a really crap survival guide. Keep this human away from his coffee and you are likely not going to survive, especially if I have just woken up!!!
If a human is bored, take a step back and watch what he does
possibly 2 steps
Move back a few feet/meters and pray to what ever you believe in that what they do does not involve you. If it dose, *RUN* !!!
@@colinmasterson666Run from it dread it destiny will arrive.
Now get in the cannon.
#12: Never get between a human and their coffee. If the beverage is hotter than necessary, use the cooling time to run.
"if you have gold its possible to negotiate for your life"
so we are space piglins?
would could only Dream that
I heard "gaul", ie guts, audacity, and will
Ahem, the proper term is space orcs.
I just really want to give that automoton a hug
Same
same bro
For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!
That last one hot me right in the feels
I encountered a human once.
True story.
you are lucky to survive
@@AgroSquerril luckily the human in question must have been under the impression that I was a metiorologist as it asked me about the weather. After a tense moment of indecision I gave it a vague noncommittal reply and beat a hasty retreat.
Little old lady - "You gonna jump or what? It's too late to be standing around. Hurry up and jump."
Same little old lady in the next breath - "Poor sweety. Don't jump. It can't be that bad. Anything is better than you jumping."
Me - WTF kind of character are you trying to write?! What kind of bipolar ass grandma are you trying to write???
Don't understand the first one is actually an attempt at humor?
That’s just how old Latin women are. Aggressive and annoyed, yet kind and passionate in the same breath.
My Hope for AI my desire for AI is that we humans treat them like our children our hope our wishes.
Only a being with a soul can worry if they have a soul.
@bobsterclause quoted from a book,
Oh
I require 200 mg of caffeine upon waking, I take that in tablet form. Then I go make a pot of coffee to drink that day. Maybe two pots. If I go out for coffee, my drink is 8 shots with 4 scoops of chocolate milk. Then I have a nap. No shite. I'm a fiend.
Addict*
have you tried death wish coffee , espresso grind . try it
Give a human coffee and watch from a aafe distance. Lol
That poor kitten.
I heard "Awaken *pause*" any my brain automatically filled it in with "MY MASTERS! WAMUU!!"
Is the 2nd story about a blind cat? 🤔 I'd also like to hear more about that story about the atomaton two?
Newborn kittens are always blind, it takes a week or two for them to see properly.
keeper going
Forkin great work but sorry no coffee
hmm thats never good
Getter done!
I suspect that if you ask the question the answer is yes, you have a soul.
Give the human coffee. Never deny the human coffee. 😅
If you can wonder if you have a soul, the answer is yes.
For the Algorithm!
For the Algorithm
MORE!! :D
this is just about coffee
First rule on how to survive a human is wrong. DO give the human coffee. Always give a human coffee and then leave them alone to drink it.
F.T.A !
For the algorithm
Do you have a link to the last story you just posted the first one the second time at the end
added to description and corrected
F.T.A
For the algorithm
Welp, time to exterminate immerging AI to preserve humanity. Has nobody else watched the terminator? It's Arnold at his best, playing a mindless machine with no personality and monotone voice. He's just the perfect fit for the roll.
That, is a really crap survival guide. Keep this human away from his coffee and you are likely not going to survive, especially if I have just woken up!!!
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
Edit: I have several Human friends, and I give them coffee often....
for the algorithm
50th, 20 September 2023