Chapo Reading Series: Working at Amazon is Amazing!

Where Chapo Trap House reads an astroturfed article about how amazing working at Amazon is.
The original article is here: quillette.com/2019/07/19/the-...

[@BigHomieGayAss1917]

“Even in death I serve the Bezossiah.”

[@BlueSkullFish]

He describes Amazon's diversity like Xerxes' tent in 300

[@jugo1944]

Bezos is not entirely un -Xerxes like in his physicality

[@collinspears9861]

I support the calling of twee, disingenuous, defense-themed writing in support of the continued immiseration of working people “pulling a mccardle”

[@terrycrichton]

The barely-contained fury seeping through the writing from the Amazon executive that wrote this shit at the peasants that dared question the Ultracorp is pretty funny

[@RoyalFusilier]

Suddenly reminded of the New Who episode Kerblam! about basically a space Amazon warehouse, and of course things go awry, the systems go haywire.
The resolution at the end was that they had to stop an employee who got radicalized and tried to bomb the place, because we can't have that, leaving the nightmare hellscape otherwise intact and running.
Folks, we don't like to see it.

[@ib7566]

you just reminded me about the ghoulish time of my life when i watched the entire jay exci video that covered that season. i say ghoulish because only a ghoul could sit still for 8 hours watching youtube like that (i'm a ghoul)

[@icarusearthbound]

Working at Amazon does sound like some sort of punishment or dystopian hell world, like significantly more than just a typical job.
I have seen tomorrow and it is the distribution center

[@KissMyConverseFool]

weirdly if they would let me do like, 3 4 hour shifts a week I would sign up for that much paid exercise and autistic stacking, I just don't want to do it 55 hours a week until I die.

[@marcantoinelab12321]

It is less believable to think that This guy wants to live in an enclosure, eat from a trough and have a hamster wheel and an individual amazon workstation.
Than it is to think that this isbeither a lie, or more likely just an AI generated text.