【English Subs】Hana Macchia Yandere Mode? 【NIJISANJI ID】
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- Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024
- "I will be waiting here, forever. . ."
Disclaimer: This clip is from a very old stream and Hana is not a yandere, I swear. She was trying to act 'Yandere' for the lol or as a joke so don't take this seriously.
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Just Hana - Your Reality (DDLC) cover song: ruclips.net/video/T-o-cZp4d8Y/видео.html
Rongji
after seeing this I think hana is monica in another universe
ノーーー !
Sheeee........ is so omg my heart almost stop working
I actually couldn't stop laughing because of that one guy who kept saying "mom, come pick me up, i'm scared"
For anyone interested, 1:03
Wtf same profile pic lol
@@habibirozzaqinsan7997 Wtf same name
My name is Reds
His name was RJKuker
Read your comment, look at the video.. immediately see the guy saying that , kidd you not .. funniest shit ever
2:05 I can hear you breathe
*COMMENTS SUDDENLY STOP MOVING*
They stopped for a while to check their back
I like how the first comment that came up after that moment was "Please forgive me"
I assume the viewers is getting their vibe checked
HAHA joke on her my back was against the floo-
@@wachiravit2952 you okay br-
Monika just changed her model and came back
Aww shit, here we go again
But this time im gonna use a shotgun
TACTICAL RETREAT!
But Monika was actually the nice character she was trying to save us
*_(>_>)_*
The longer she stares into my soul, the more convinced I am that Hana and Suzuhara Lulu were separated at birth.
Distant relatives, same prominent genes.
Now you mention it
distant gods per say
Funny thing is they're both art student
*Jiiiiiiiiiiii intensifies*
"Hana can hear your breathing"
*NATIONWIDE "LOOK BACK"*
on the sofa haha... wait
There is wall behind me 😏
@@FTAsh You think having a wall behind you can save you from eldritch horrors?
@@FTAsh She can manipulate the spatial dimensi-
@@FTAsh it's till there
Hana: i can hear your breathing
Everybody: *HAMON BREATH
*Pekora Harmon Breath*
If she breathe, she use hamon!
and then she just dies
Hana: Yandere mode activated.
A dude in the chat: *so cute*
Yandere tendencies aren’t adorable and cause certain people (like me :3) to be hit with full body waves of calm, serenity and loving feelings. The dude in the chat isn’t wrong.
alrght now we know who to sacrifice to give ourselves time to run
4:47
"hana won't do anything you know.."
*PRESS X TO DOUBT*
XXXXXXXXXXX FREAKING SPAMMING XX
Where have i heard that before
Oh yeah, monika
Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx go away you witch xxxxxxx
Not gonna lie I kinda got scared when she said "I can hear your breathing" and started breathing softly
Also felt like she was gonna pop up behind me when she was saying she was stuck in the 2D world
*DDLC Flashback intensifies*
And then you realize she's a vtuber so that means she have a 3D body
Flare 9288 or doesn’t sheee?
If someone ever said that to me, id just: *breathes harder* HOW'S MY BREATH SMELL HANA??
And then she said you are stuck here too... *forever*
I dont know what's scarier, when she said she could smell you or how she is aware she is in a 2D world with no hope of leaving, but is so sure of herself that you'll come back to her, that she'll keep doing what she does best and wait.
Sounds like a good plot
@@Jack-h8m6j ever heard about Monika?
Hana cant do anything
The more she says that the more i feel like she can do something ...
Because that's how they lead you into a false sense of safety...
bro she cant d
@@tfwnoyandere Rest in peace
אלוהים נהדר -are you o
@@tfwnoyandere Where do you live? I will send the authorities...to recover your body. Sorry.
strong *Konlulu~* vibe
Konlulu is an eldritch goddess, not a yandere lmaul
@@bangunny I could find the resemblance
Same Energy
While Hana is a yandere, Lulu can regrow her eyeballs and wears heavy weights to limit her power at all times to restrain herself. Lulu really stares into your soul. Compared to that, Hana is merely cute.
@@bangunny konlulu is just a normal art student man.. Nothing else.. Pleaseee.. Nothing else.. No more
1:02 Viewer: "Mom, come pick me up, I'm scared".
me too
DONT LET HER BECOME ONE OF KONLULU PEOPLE !!!
NOOOOO
YEEESSS
we all have a bit of konlulu inside of us. don't try to fight it, embrace it, join us.
I'm fine with konlulu
OH NO , THE PEOPLE FROM KONLULU CULT IS HERE
nooooooo, we're doooooooooooom
I got Doki Doki flashbacks from 5:17
Look at the chat, they got the reference, Just Hana.
2:08 I just noticed how the chat stopped chatting when she said that :D
When you know she’s watching us
They all looked behind themselfs
Imao
I wish I can go back in the days where I'm still new to Yandere characters...
I'm so used to them now that they feel so natural to me nowadays.
same
When she said she can't go anywhere since she is in 2d world I legitimately cried inside
It takes a strong man to make the first move and claim Hana to be their woman...
But it takes an even stronger man to survive the shower of affection she will give... Good or Bad....
Me: there's no way what she's saying is real right?
* Hears heavy breathing *
------To be continued------>
I can hear the "to be continued" soundtrack in my head
Alright, who was the funny guy who uploaded Monica.char into the Nijisanji server?
The same guy who thought adding an eldritch daemon to Nijisanji would be hilarious
@@GweAnakJakarta wheres the SCP foundation when you need them
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 theres certain anomalous things that are far to dangerous to be kept in direct containment. The best we can do is keep casualties to a minimum.
@@Awsomemobs2000Theminecraftdude welp ok
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 they can't containt object class apollyon
I keep imagine Papacchia reacting to this
Phú Nguyễn "Oh the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree!"
"That's my girl"
Papachia: WHEEZE
It's the iris. They totally shrink when she gets quiet.
Her japanese just made it more yandere
Me: ...
Hana: **Shoves hand on computer screen fast and grabs my neck**
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Me under my breath: *do it harder*
@@geist1331 Hana:What ?
Me: What?
@@MrFBI-xi3ic You heard me you coward
Vibe check
"Hana can hear your breathing"
Me: Suddenly stop breathing
"Hana is in virtual world, she cant do anything"
Hana: 6:07
Man, this felt so different from the english streams. I've never seen her play a character so volatile!
@Sown Intergral psychopath
@Sown Intergral so she is a japanese who are really good at speaking eng and indo ?
@@bangunny Indonesian who is good at Eng and Jap
@@bangunny A half American-Japanese who is good at Indonesian.
@@bangunny half american and japanese who lives in indonesia
yandere waifus are just my type so this was very enjoyable to me hehe
Glad to find some else who enjoys this too
Same
*"hana you know........ can hear you breathe"*
**Chat stops.*
Me: *WELL SHEEEEEEEE-------*
"Hana......want to be with everyone..Forever.."
Eyyyyy im not alone
2:05 "I can hear you breathe"
*Knuckles_Oh_no.mp4 worldwide*
Hana: I can hear you breathe
Chat: *slince intensifies*
Well......
That MIYU girl saved all of the chat people
When She said she loved Senpai
Last hana maccia stream she proclaimed that she is not yandere type, despite some ppl come to her stream for yandere material
"I should end the stream"
DAME DA NE DAME YOO DAME NA NO YOO
I am so suprise when i see this comment
I am actually nervous that the Vtubers might become self aware and go yandere when they realize that the fans like other people
You bet your sanity they will.
6:05 i... cant listem to the id ver. of virtual to live the same anymore... thaaaaaaaanks.
Your welcome my friend
Bruh I'm just laughing at that Japanese dude that said "セーフ (safe)" when she went from scary to happy
Me after finishing monika problem : its time to relax and watch hana stream
*Hana doing yandere mode*
Me : ah sh*t here we go again
THIS IS MONIKA IN DISGUISE, SHE CHANGED HER AVITAR
Yooo, I literally checked my back after the vid is over.
More reasons to love Hana Lol
Im not convinced. IM NOT CONVINCED YET!
Though i keep clicking hana subs.
1:05 it the righ
-mom come pick me up. i'm scared
i agree with him lmao
Ahh, my around first time meeting Hana
Hmm, kind a want to meet this Hana again
Well, then, here I thought that I could escape the Attitude of 1st Aircraft Division Akagi.
This is a lil bit more KMS Roon vibe... That yangire girl... 😫
Aoba wot the fok you doing here
Takin a break from your lustful ass.
How about Taihou
Taihou... Yeah we don't talk about her.
Hana: I can hear you breathing
Everyone: 𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚
Hana: I can hear you breathe.
Me sitting in a dark room at 2:47AM with the door to my bedroom wide open behind me: *_You think that's the first time someone tells me that?_*
Ohh? So she only tell you that? Last time I go to bathroom at 3:33 AM she tell me she can feel my heartbeat.
"Hana won't do anything,you know..
Me: **Close's book** like that'll ever happen..
"Mom!come pick me up, I'm scared"
"Mom! come pick me up quickly! Im scared"
Omg I thought I was pathetic but the viewers of this... They... They are something. Thanks for raising my self-esteem
BAD ENDING BAD ENDING
*MA GET THE SHOTGUN SOMEONES AT THE DOOR!*
Hana: *Hello there*
Hana : I can hear you breath
*Door Knocks*
Me : ._.
"I'll be here...forever..."
Guess I should follow Gigguk's advice and move to a different country on a different continent, change my name and probably get plastic surgery or something.
This makes me... Very uncomfortable...
-Normal- Art Students:
They're the most creative, caring, and murderous creatures you'll ever find.
*Under the Bed is and forever my sanctuary*
"i'm never gona let you go, I'm never gonna let you down~~"
Give you up
Alright bois
Time to call the *Yanderus* Facility Containment
Or the Y.F.C
Specializing in containing the most dangerous yandere's of interest, coming up with effective trapping device with the "Individual Per Yandere Unit" or the I.P.Y.U Rapid Respone Team for containing,luring and capturing yandere's on loose world wide, supported heavily by the other branches aswell as this is one of the facilities with the highest containment grades according to *O.N.I.I. C.H.A.N.* (Overseer Network Intelligence in Containing Hazardous Amalgamated Nymphomaniacs),
Proffessor Freud, one of the philosphers of "sexuality" and other such ideologies, are one of the founders of the facility, as he is one of the earlier victims of the so called "Yandere", hoping for a better future of mankind, Prof. Freud Created the branch after he was invited in a secret conference of people with interest towards anomalies showing up at random places all around the world, like beings with powers that cannot or can be explained by science and physics, artifacts left by advanced civilizations, male's with suddent increase of "woman attracting testosterone capacity", beings coming from different worlds, humans going to a different world via power of unknown entities, and alot more that pertains to anomalies that could cause the fall of *Human Order* , since the yandere is a growing concern in the community, mostly in japan, where the facility's main base of operation is located, Prof. Freud founded it and was funded by the early leaders of ONII-CHAN,which is inclined towards woman concerns and protecting innocent men all over the world,as of now,
Prof. Freuds ideology, inventions,theories, multiple types of alchemic medicines used to heal a yandere back to normality is still one of the commonly standard use of "effective suppression" of a yandere, if a yandere enters a certain stage of nymphomacy, the levels which is created by Prof. Freud is used as a classification of such:
(Since i dont have any braincells left, help me with building this last part guys, plox ;-;)
These classifications of different types created by prof. Freud is vital on confirming the safety of our IPYU rapid respone unit, and the world....
I’ll give you levels
Clingy: easier to fix and no need for intervention
Obsessive: normal officer are needed and some normal medications and therapists should help with this one
Obsessive v: caution depending on how violent normal officers to specialists
Yandere: agency officers are need and take precaution, semi lethal force allowed
Yandere v: higher level personnel are required and lethal force is allowed
Yandere p: powerful yanderes, weapons of non lethal purposes are required and magical officers are needed
Yandere Pv: higher level or experienced magical or supernatural officers are required lethal force is strongly encouraged and allowed
Promotion to any that can keep them alive
YUNO: lethal force required, experienced officers and veterans officers required
No mercy and hold the subject that she is set on in custody for hostage, no mercy
@@arrfffff7455 the Y.U.N.O (aka Yandere Under Nigh Omnipotency)
Are difficult as they could cause an XK class end of the world scenario, and would need an *O.N.I.I - C.H.A.N* Personel to take charge of supression, nuetralization or abrahamic ritual to cleanse it back to zero using the help of the
"Connection"
Beings of omnipotent power that helps our facility to cleanse them in the first place, one of our agents whose codename is YUUKI supressed a possible XK class scenario, or YUNO, he is one of our top operatives in the IPYU-RRUD and still working till this day, if there is another surge of possible YUNO anomaly, agent YUUKI is to be send with an *O.N.I.I - C.H.A.N* personnel and contain or neutralize the threat.
what in the ever-loving-god-forsaken-hell is this
@@albertpirelius yknow yanderes exist
*And we must help ourselves or by god be eaten alive*
derpyrell work, it is work
I'm impressed how most of her viewers know Japanese
Im scared
the part where she said virtual to live, my pc crashed
i can hear you breathe
literally everyone in chat: stop breathing
Can't wait for Hana to play Ringfit Adventure for 24 hours straight
*Angry Konlulu Voices*
She still needs study for school
最高に可愛い
Like every moment the feeling of yandere vibes like at that moment as if you feel she's looking at you and your soul within
Jurang menatap balik anda, dan anda akan merasa jantung berdegup kencang.
1:04 ‘’mom, come pick me up I’m scared’’
0:43~ It was really fun
s/o to rjkuker for being the god to say "mom come pick me up im scared"
Horror game's: interesting
The most terrifying form of cute
That stare is genuinely fucking terrifying
Archievement unlocked: Yandere lover
3:16 blessed
Holy shit when she said she can hear our breathing without the BGM...I was like nope!
Thank you RUclips for recommending this
Suprisingly calming ngl
I got a goosebump. I sense another incoming Suzuhara Lulu...
It's official, I'm scared
She didn't blink
This is gold holy crap
4:06 that's definitely a Lulu moment
*JUST HANA.*
I can feel the aura of her eyes THROGH THE FUCKING SCREMN
my Therapist: Yandere Hana isn't real, she can't hurt you...
Yandere Hana:
Whenever her words fall silent thou shalt not speak.
The fact she slowly starts smiling a minute in is incredibly creepy.
Konlulu is always yandere just like how Uruha is always angry
Rushia is *PETTAN-*
@@danchouai1230 *raging chopping board noises*
This gave me ddlc vibes and flashbacks of monika which I had a FUN experience when playing
4:54 Anak Alien - "HMT" yes a re:zero reference hana magi tenshi!
It was supposed to be romantic but.....damn i'm scared
I feel like she's staring deep in my soul
Hana goes Yandre
Me: I will call David bowie with hand feetish
(Kira Yoshikage)
i felt the boss music guys
mission accomplished soldiers we survived
5:42 the music coming back on after that scary bit. Couldn't help but laugh.
That’s pretty scary and all, but what’s even scarier is that the longer the Icon of sin is on earth the stronger he will become.
I don’t like the silence when her face just looks at the camera