"Haaland Is Not Human...🤖"

This video is about Erling Haaland and his goal in a training with Norway.

[@user-hr8zs6tf1w]

his shot was so fast that i had to slow down the vid what the hell absolute beast

[@marthat542]

Heck

[@isabelgonzalezserrano1229]

@@marthat542No?

[@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981]

Then get your eyes checked because it was perfectly easy to see

[@a_thousand_balls417]

​@@mohammedhasanainnajafi9981r/wooshh

[@_Kmsk-_-]

He was saying this as a joke guys

[@kidbruh899]

Bro really ripped one after that absolute banger

[@kathryncausey5056]

All I hear pooooooushd

[@ryuk_og8107]

Imagine if haaland shoots a ball like this directly in the liver of a defender 💀

[@capcutfootballer]

he’d die

[@Abdullah_Randoms]

Well rip to that defender

[@yourlocalcrystaldealer]

Imagine his shot hit's someone balls

[@ZayansGaming167]

No children​@@yourlocalcrystaldealer

[@thehistorynerd6886]

Bro would get it out and eat it like a true Viking

[@Ya_Amogus]

When he doesn't say "I swear man" and "Everyday im shuffling" it's over bro...

[@omari1284]

Were you not shuffling everyday?

[@CR7_GoatZ3]

122 likes no comments lemme fix that

[@itzastral6560]

@@CR7_GoatZ3 12 likes no reply? lemme fix that

[@kahlilherde9334]

​@@itzastral65602 no more number 3 is here but where is number 4?

[@user-ri2bq5zj2r]

167 likes and only 3 replies? Let me fix that

[@umermustafa7220]

4 replies lemme fix that

[@cragol]

he shot it so hard that when he hit the ball it made a basketball sound💀

[@SimplyAnAxolotl.official]

Yea

[@theslayer9845]

Bro the real liver king

[@lemmecook911]

I didnt stay alive

[@Itz_wqe]

what
@@lemmecook911

[@Cakeat]

liver tastes good, i eat it a lot

[@Jakodah]

@@Cakeatsame

[@Cakeat]

@@Jakodah W FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS

[@jmama8776]

Bro’s shot was so good he had to let off a MAD fart 💀

[@Jameslovesliverpool765]

Man that was a shot no keeper could save

[@FcMobilePro16]

Yes they can

[@Jameslovesliverpool765]

@@FcMobilePro16 no

[@ThatOneFlipaClipAnimator]

the keeper could prolly jump right, and if high enogh he would catch it

[@UrbansFeetPics]

"Shaking hands with God"
Bro aint gon' have hands after that

[@tinvu8335]

cool joke! i thought i heard it somewhere...

[@ECLands]

Why is he not shuffling😭

[@XEnesr57]

Man is a beast

[@Bigblackoilymen-cn8mr]

If the ball rebounds off the side post and hits the goalkeeper’s face he would be the one meeting god 😭

[@Jamaljr5]

WTF IS THAT USERNAME

[@Bigblackoilymen-cn8mr]

@@Jamaljr5 I’m just better

[@user-vw2bp3jd6z]

Bro just want to play like its funny

[@Enemy.am1]

Not everyday he’s shuffling

[@Nuggets_Air7]

CRAZY SHOT POWER! 🤯

[@JAPARICAN50-50]

That looked like a 95mph 4seem fastball

[@Ziye960]

the flag alongside japan is of liberia not america bro

[@JAPARICAN50-50]

@@Ziye960 it’s Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 not Liberia 🇱🇷 bro. See the difference

[@Ziye960]

@@JAPARICAN50-50 ok sorry

[@RHQ_W]

​@@Ziye960 bro correction got corrected

[@user-jy6ol4xp3m]

No
4 seem fastball, curveball and a sinker at the same time

[@martinez88522]

HES NOT SHUFFLIN!

[@kolapoadesuwa8215]

Shot was 🥶 bro halland

[@JanuaryGame-]

That sound😮 when he kicks😮

[@Angus.cc7-6942]

Man I want to see him do this during a match

[@Long_1207]

King of training

[@NV7-10]

Bros something else

[@SanIce-xx5hc]

Bro that first shot was crazy

[@Ronny-AM]

Bro ripped absolute cheeks bro

[@kodchaphaktangjitmanakij1092]

I swear when I clicked on this video, a FIFA ad popped up and it's about Halland;-;

[@motoadi7305]

Congrats on 6.5K subs

[@Schteiny]

Thx bro

[@Anguirus2004]

why did u shuffle@@Schteiny

[@Alisuiiiiiiii]

Why didn’t you shuffle today? ​@@Schteiny

[@JacobShupe2]

that curved both directions…

[@ManCityFan319]

If he tried to save it, he would be up there shaking hands with God now

[@wingedhussar1453]

he kicked that and made it sound like a voleyball

[@HSO-jy3pr]

That wasn't a fart, it was a notification he got

[@lemmecook911]

Notification for his fart

[@TerminatedBelligoal]

Notification his battery is running out 🤖

[@markratcliffe1708]

When you have a full breakfast before training😂

[@user-js3vj1mk2k]

I cant believe ive watched shtein for 7 months already

[@Wu_Tang_X]

Bibidi cooked up one hell of a banger

[@Mate595]

Bro that fart must have had some power to it aswell

[@kanmioyekanmi]

haaland shot is like robert carlos

[@RicklePickleYT]

Such a good striker, but against chelsea his head just wasnt helping him at all

[@Hpexz]

why is no one talking about that kick that sound like a metal rod

[@OmarUddin-vr9or]

I dont know which one was louder him murdering the ball or that beast of a fart? 💀💀

[@ASKSMEASDFGH]

the answer ThAt BeAsT oF fArT

[@fancyfoot10]

0:05 LOL WHAT IS THAT FART

[@AviatorChina55]

New goat alert

[@BurnedNerd]

was not him... was the ball... ball shat itself

[@AventaEdits]

he did a lil dukie 😂

[@IcedChocolate_]

Why is is that when I translate to English the 😂 emoji turns to ???

[@eyadplayz.]

The butcher put in there some explosive beans ngl 💀

[@randomizerL2012]

YO BRO JUST HIT 4K SUBS JUST RN

[@Schteiny]

Crazy

[@footyhan]

@@Schteiny8k

[@KyawLinAung-fo5qh]

Everyone: Guys Halland is human
Me: Nah he is robot

[@user-zf2ui3sq7n]

Good shot the goalkeeper had no chance

[@arberkola2131]

0:06 who heard that?

[@GabrielPB21]

Bro risked it for the clip😂

[@TimTheTatmanFan]

0:05 bro really released an intercontinental thermonuclear shart after that one

[@thelolguy5192]

That ball clearly lost air, that sounded like a damn kickball

[@tristmac617]

everyday im shufflin

[@harryboyha-ke2se]

bros shot was so fast that the ball glitched.

[@user-is1dk8ui6u]

Bro I screamed so loud I got in trouble 😂😂😂 this man is a devil 😈

[@ryan_rl1702]

Yes he is an wild ostrich

[@theodorethemanandchasethef5859]

People who saw the haland add at first

[@Mr-Mr3]

That sounded like a bullet wtf 😭

[@StewartGayhan]

You forgot to shuffle man.

[@rxnny_]

This aged well

[@brucemaher7621]

He is CARNIVORE....
I AM CARNIVORE.....

[@exe..]

you could hear that ball getting smacked bro😂

[@TB_BL7E]

We're you not shuffling today

[@Mm-uj1xt]

Yes

[@Falafl511]

In the beginning i Heard Someone Throw up

[@grootgamer6517]

His shot was so hard that he let it rip💀

[@ab6gaming179]

🎉🎉🎉

[@oddlyfamiliarplace3451]

Simon Henriksson, is that you?

[@ToyzHub-qd4xc]

Rip. Those Who Came Hear To listen The Sound Of "Fart"..........

[@hardz5289]

Bro imagine this is in your dream that is disturbing

[@titanic_clips123]

yeah

[@user-hz3bw1om4h]

Haaland is a freaking robot😅😅

[@minhswg3545]

i swear man haaland cant be human ....

[@juve6.0]

Wow

[@kuright]

Bro had to let some gas out because of overheating 💀

[@EDITZMAKERCAPCUT]

It looks like he kicked a basketball so hard

[@DEFOX1]

imagine the ball just hit someone's head 💀

[@abdallaosman7488]

I met him before and almost died

[@jflame9568]

The ball looks like it was controlled by a remote

[@awahiduzzaman]

0:05 bro really ripped one because of the goal

[@WeWillRuleTheWorldSumDay]

HE JUS RIP A MAAAAAAAAAASSSIVE ONE. HOLY SHIT.

[@ShadowspyFootball]

I slowed down the vid and his shot was still fast

[@Luka_21S]

Bro rlly said project haaland and project mbappe💀💀🙏🙏

[@TrueFanGirlOfFootball]

You're not shuffling!

[@loganjohnson4259]

i think he was laughing lol

[@hoffenheim_central]

everyday hes not shuffling?

[@kabmun1]

what is that curve on the ball at 0:00

[@js.4559]

The fart💀

[@mathewalexandercabingao9203]

Bro's shots are equal to Mike Tyson's hooks

[@Phantlaze]

Hear 00:05 to 00:07

[@oogwaymasterRL]

Halaand is not a HUMAN, he's a human, just lowercase 💀💀

[@pixelboi6133]

Exactly he’s a ghost

[@shirleyg18]

I could barely see the ball moving at 0.25x speed

[@Mr.Shadowz351]

He’s not human… he’s viking

[@tinvu8335]

"He would be up there shaking hands with god now..."
"...but with what hands?"

[@Noob-ze5vw]

😂

[@sp33dybozohi86]

Ahh good one 😂

[@rasgulla7343]

i feel bad for haalands girl friedn when she kisses him tbh tho

[@Kaiser_impact-]

project wild card? (kunigami thing)

[@oreldanfedotev1823]

he is

[@lil2monkies]

0:06

[@ARSALAN-JR]

Sab ko robot bana do koi human hai ya nhi

[@ITZJUSTAcat]

Metal sound?

[@CareerJr]

imagine he breaks the ball.