#MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.
All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.
3:42 "Are you sure it's not for a youtube video? Cause I'm fairly certain it is, don't lie to me, come on, nothing strange happens in this country unless it's for social media views" xD Love that guy.
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ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.
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Lol wut PLEASE let me know if you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the
@@Lasseboss da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..
Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore. I miss that life, good times!
Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)
even he trys to *whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow
Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol
Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol
henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.
@@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.
He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday
Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn
@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.
@@Selameti_asumama we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day
@@suurkonn I thought the same till I moved to the US. Keep in Mind of how many immigrant live here.. My first year in high school. There where not even 1 american player on the team.. they were from all over the World..
Because rugby is the same shit than the american football just that they dont wear protective suits while soccer is way different it requires a lot of skill no steroids haha
K4ROL I thought Europe was supposed to be good and that the average player played like Messi, guess not you’re all garbage like this guy. I’ll stick to watching actual talents from the countries below the US on the map
@@propa1nanc532 ProPA1N ANC I always plays with 19 years old guys (my age), sometimes i observe 12 years old kids playing football and if he play with that 12 years old kids he would definitely crunched (I'm brazilian, i forgot to say that hahah)
In the uk its all about keeping it simple and every man doing their job even in 5-aside but in the us it looks like most players like to dribble and try skills far too much and if they played in the uk theyd get snapped ahah.
@@nickn9244 You’ll see that change over the next 10 years. A 5’11 guy weighing 170lbs is too small for the nfl or nba but can go to Europe and easily earn $50,000/week if they make it in the top 5 leagues. Approx 100 clubs with 25 man squads so top 2500 players in Europe. Compare that with 600 in the nba or 1855 in the nfl.
@@TwistedSoul2002 You just brought up height and weight. This isn’t American football where you only need strength and speed. In football (EU) awareness and skill will always be far superior to physique. That’s why American players rarely make it in the top leagues.
Growing up in New Zealand only nerds played soccer. As rugby is our main sport if you were kiwi, you only played soccer if you were some flavour of fragile or timid, generally.
It’s not like people from England which call it football are any better, English people swear they’re so good yet none of them play better than this guy on the video. If anything the best are found below the U.S. on the map (Mexico and below) cause these players actually have dedication
If you came to the comments before watching this, you can save 9min of your life. Nothing but a guy screaming all the time and thinking he is a great player.
Watch until the end to see me school them 😂😂😂 & make sure you're SUBBED!!! Penalty or Pie To The Face COMING SATURDAY!!!!!! LESSSS GET IT!
School like Mbape 😂
That’s like me
Joshua Pevy your right with his hands
#MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.
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So is this what Marcos Rojo does when he is not playing for Man united??
Aidel Muzaffar omg bro he looks exactly like him but more skillful
😂😂
Loop
Que decís de marcos rojo gato?
Lol
Now try this in Argentina, every single person walking around the street is a professional football player
Fax
Is in Brazil, Argentina is so bad in football =)
@@roquexitadin1123 realy?
All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.
Or maybe Brazil or Uruguay
I was waiting for him to all of a sudden get good but it never happened
yeah the skill are so easy any one can do it if you play football. he suck if he come to england my 10 year old neighbor would end his career lol.
@@jesz5304 😂😂😂
He’s not that bad, he could play in mls but not European teams
@@Mm-vc6ly he can't even play with my little brothers team. Its just stupid what he does.
Same
3:42 "Are you sure it's not for a youtube video? Cause I'm fairly certain it is, don't lie to me, come on, nothing strange happens in this country unless it's for social media views" xD
Love that guy.
He didnt say this?
no one said that 😭
It's cute that Americans think this guy is good at football.
MrSporkster He isn't that bad either.Just decent.
@@htownsmookie6004 ye
@@htownsmookie6004 in 12 and people at my school are better
Rocco is a turtle neck dino yea a lot of people are better
Just some Asian panda with internet access ur a bot
I’ve actually never seen a nerd that dresses like this in real life...
KVSINO lol same
This are storeotip channels
same....
Fake nerd look same 😂😂😂
I have
Those players on the pitch actually look more nerdier than him
DenzoGamin 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
Jajajajaa
Porque es tan pequeña la portería ?
This is the true definition of a nerd. He's so smart he can study to become an athlete.
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@@ZyroPapuchon18 Amen 🙏
@@ZyroPapuchon18 stop
I was waiting for the skills that never came lmao
You like skills ? :D
Boring
Same. -____-
Same
Lol same XD
This guy: Aw yeah I’m so good
5 year old european: What is this shit?!
i’m an american 13 yro and i could clap him
@@michaelyoung7995 I'm from the UK I can bearly make it on the team if this is pro then I'm a legend 😂
Video games won’t take u any where
European???? 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
If you try this in Brazil they will actually think you are a nerd lol
Bruh, same for Nigeria, he prolly would been panna 300 times
@@meentage Bruh, why are you repeating your comments? Are you planning on repeating them 300 times?
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@@donatariogalatico3761 KOWALSKI CARECA
Pretty much England,Brazil,France,Spain ect pretty much the hole of Europe and Africa will have 10 year olds better than him lol
bro's trying too be professor but the football version
professor is actually good, this guy is thrash
@@joseotero5760your spelling is also trash
Americans: 😱😱😱
South Americans: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Bem assim KKKKK
Exatamente kkkkkk
😂😂😂
Vdd
Jajajajaja v:
I wish I lived in the us, I’d be some pro footballer 😂
lol ikr, but you would be a loser because you only play that way
ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.
Yes you would be...
Harry Ruane Come to the us and play pro here then
Omg i legit said same thing XD
Respect goes to that Red shirt guy🙏🏽
Other guys “we’re full”
Red shirt guy” we’re not full”
Respect man ✊ respect
He only said that because he thought it would be easy competition
1:35 me looking for the red shirt guy lol
jingdex bolandos XD nice one
@@ok-dr6sw one guys barefoot I doubt they're taking this seriously
I respect this guy for still atleast calling it football and soccer at the same time
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Soccer ⚽
@@ZyroPapuchon18too bad i am not believing jesus is god
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@@rvtt305your going to hell but repent ok be good everyone can have a place in heaven just accept him
USA: OMG! Amazing
Rest of the world: WTF is that?
Mason Lvl. 33 unbelievably accurate
I’m in America and he’s garbage
Ahahahah that's very true hahaha
Im in America and hes garbage were not all like this
Mason Lvl. 33 do you masons try and play football after your silly Satananic rituals? Lmao
When you have very average football skills but it is America and you loook on the Pitch like cr7 😂😂😂,
If he was in Brazil, that would be another story, here people are try hard
Qwert Y on god anyone from the uk will look like pele in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I could smack him along with his team alone lol he plays like a beginner barely can control the ball LMFAO America I'm coming bb
Not trynna hate but fr 😂🤦🏽♂️ he’s just a decent player
@@waitez1938 he's good but they barely can move 🤣 my 5 yo bro can beat them
6:39 ain't no one gonna talk about the guy behind?
Just thought about that
Lol wut
PLEASE let me know if you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the
Yeah it's a drum corps rehearsal, look up DCI, a drum corps group practices at the same soccer field area
That's how they're supposed to do it. And when it's a whole lineup doing it, it looks pretty cool actually
😂😂😂🎺🎺
thumbnail "NERD PLAYS SOCCER"
0:25 wears a billion dollar gucci belt
Everyone who isn't American watching this thinks hes awful
Thomas Whyley indeed
As a german I would say Nein nein nein nein nein (der kommt mir nicht aufs Feld) means he would not be on my pitch
No even Americans are thinking he’s awful
StrifeX Haha, er ist so schlecht
@@Lasseboss da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..
If he tried this in Europe most ten year olds would demolish him
5k likes on this comment and this guy comes to europe
This dude is bad. Believe me, here in Brazil, literally, every fucking kid is way better than him.
@@Caio-gq4jy its brazil bud , u re brazilian , u got football talent all over ur blood😂😂
Bro I am from The Netherlands and I know a 10 year old guy that Is way way way better then him
@@Caio-gq4jy true
@@Caio-gq4jy Brazil is not a rich, safe place so they play football to reduce the trouble with the police.
He's just running a lot. In Europe he would get demolished by little kids
in south america they wouldnt let him play.
In Honduras he wouldn't play either. Unless the are no more options left
Brazil
Soccer sucks
Damn
OMG its the professor but football, im subbing!
I thought you were actually gonna be good like those basketball vids but I guess I was wrong
At least he's not maining Vayne lol
100% right
Well he is american
It's America what do u expect?
@@SteveDaBozz good players don't come from America? Pulisic? Howard?
U supposed to be good or bad??? Im not joking i cant tell
Frontin 😂 come on dude he can play
I know exactly what you mean. Lol. He’s decent knows the basics
Pedro Hernandez oh the basics, you’d beat him one on one or wat? 😂
TRINITY- S!LVER
It depends if you call the game soccer or not
Nathan Vallin I would.
when i first clicked on this video, i thought you actually were gonna destroy these kids, but i was disappointed XD
Xd he did
Twe Foju well he kinda did at the end
Twe Foju your acting like you can do better XD 🤣
Yeah the dude did everything I could do at 12 yrs old, and I’m a girl
@@bandz2512 seriously? what is so special? i mean, every 15-16 year old can do what he just did.
Bro tryna be the professor but in soccer💀
Hello
Oliver Humphrey futbol*
Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore.
I miss that life, good times!
Well obviously, people who have it hard give it their all when it comes to football
Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)
Thank God we have Football, Baseball, and Basketball or Europe would never win a World Cup.
A nerd with a Gucci belt it’s epic
with a tattoo and that outfit. nerd alright LOL
Yea until the kindergarteners join then u have no chance
Expensivest nerd ever
Ikr
I think they didn't want to play with him cus nerds actually dress better.
in europe every 12 year old sunday league goalkeeper would outskill him
In brazil or south america in general any 6 year old would smoke him
Yess hahahahaha!
@@friedmiracle9960 europe ia better at football actually
@@thisdude7569 south america had more speed and skills
@@basedfloppa3728 had is the key word .... 20 years ago
Esse cara tem nível de ser titular absoluto do Vasco do Gama
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ferroviário são paulo lkkkkkk
não tô zuando, conheço um mlk aqui da cidade(pequena e pobre) de 11 anos com mais pique/técnica que ele
@@zx._art079 o que mais tem
verdad de una manera
Im from spain an you guys have literally no idea of playing football
Pero tu tampoco eres mesi aquí,no?
Yo tambien soy de españa
@@KASHANGAMINGYT2410 Jajaja alto salame
En españa eso solo da para limpiarse los dedos
El futbol en Estados Unidos es una mierda, la verdad
These defenders make David Luis look like the second coming of Maldini
David luiz*
As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm David Luiz is basically just Ronald McDonald from the favelas
Lmaoooo
Edward Taylor Shkrodan Mistafi not Davi Liz 😂
Ashwin Muraleeskumar mustafi
Every single other country: Football
US:SOCCER!!!!!!
Dbz d 😂😂😂
love the pfp and thats true
And Australia for some reason
Facxx
Fac
bro he probably asks people if they know what type of train this is.
“Nerds” don’t even dress like that anymore
:)
Yeah. They wear graphic tees with cargo pants and new balance shoes. Not this.
Yeah like I feel attacked right now. I wear that without the crazy socks and suspenders on the daily lmao
I’m a nerd/weeb and I just wear sweatpants and anime shirts
More like never dressed like that
Who thought that he was gonna act as a nerd and play good but ended up playin as nerd .... wasted my time....
*Edit:* wow 300 likes thank you.
even he trys to
*whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow
He played average
He never says that he was going to play good either so it's your fault cause you watch it🙄
Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol
I have to say if your trash talking what about you challenge him ey? What I thought
I don’t get this...At what point in this video do you start to play well!!? Seriously...where’s part 2?
am still waiting too
Lol hes shit haha
BS aside, I play better than this guy.
@@ElLuis3 lmao yeah
Lol I agree
RUclips has taught me that if i see a nerd at a park challenging people in sports, just walk the other way lol
Unless it's soccer
7:33 Americans: OMG!!! No way!!! how did he just do that?!
Rest of the World: How did no one come and take the ball from him?
O7D hahahah because they are idiots
If that was my teammate he was long gone
O7D I’m Brazilian bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking about it
Thats so true lol
I’m American and I’ve seen so much better than that.
I wanna see him try this in Europe or Southern America his ankles would be 💀
He would go back to America in crutches
Why
le roban todo si viene a sudamerica
@@Martin.fortner watch English football and you’ll see
Yeah man or even africa or Arabic countries
If someone call this sports soccer, he cant be good
Jerry ixx I haven’t heard anything more true in my life
MankyTomatoSoup 😂😂😂😂💔
That's such a stupid thing to say lmao.
fact
Don't use youtube if you hate america
You know they are really pro at football when they call it "soccer".
It’s not football either it’s futbol
Dont be jealous here in the UK this is still decent
Ikr
I’m Brazilian and I’m like “even my mom plays better than him”
Também achei isso, o conceito de bom para os americanos não chega perto de um brasileiro.
Ksksksk isso daí é baba para a gente
How can you speak English ?
@@idrisraheem4269 what do you mean by " how can you speak English"? anyone can learn this language
Pse tbm acho cara lixo
This is so cute, I’d want him to see against Europe’s 6yr olds
same
@@McEw you are not that good
so you have to see him against south american 1 year old
@@McEw was the video shot in 120fps???
Hes not that bad there's not much difference only Europe focuses more on being tactical while we focus more on Physical
I wasnt even disappointed, cuz from the moment i read the word "soccer" on the description video i knew it was going to be bad
For real tho
But soccer's fun 4 people
@@teamki0ne737 no football is
@@teamki0ne737 football is this⚽️ not this🏈❌
IQ JOE so what’s this 🏈?
dudes face got slaped up by will smiths ball
SOo thats why the U.S. did not qualify for the World Cup 2018😂🤔
*Edit* Thanks for the likes👍
And im sure you are all betther footballers😂
@@KolliOde hahhahahah big ass loser
@Yeeticus 473 and lost to U17 8-2
@@Santiago-07wckeo and England beat them 6-0
Santi well men and women aren’t really equal when it comes to physical stuff
It's true tho😂😂😂
I was waiting on the part where he got serious and actually “schooled” them
Was nursery school
He literally played against people who barely play.
Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol
henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.
Manchester United
Absolutely shocked at the fact ppl in USA actually see this guy as a decent footballer.😂😂😂
In the US, this is a mostly a girl's sport. So yeah, it's a niche sport that little people dedicate any time to.
In uk this would still be decent football, not good but decent, dont hate this man and talk bad bout his skills
@@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.
@@ciggy.fe11 also his skills are the equivalent of Gio Wise dribbling
@@ciggy.fe11 In the UK yes, but not in Europe or Spanish America.
This man is the enemy of social anxiety
Obnoxious at best
Real
Try to play in Portugal or any other European country 😂, everyone like you can be cr7 in the US as it seems.
In Portugal he would get destroyed by 13 years old fr
@@gcampos77 I think 10 is enough
The same thing happened to them when I was playing basketball with them tho
Try to play in brazil 😉
@@reyadr225ahah no Brasil são só brincas na areia, aprendam a jogar a sério na tuga dread
I'm still waiting for the skills. I'm at 9:07
Bern Esch u look like my pinkie toe lmao
HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Your hilarious dude! Keep it up
Bern Esch ahhahahaha me too
Connor Stroud you don’t even have a face pic
Stroud sounds like the name of a french countryside city
I was thing the same thing
This guy was literally playing against a bunch of noobs
john i i bruh this isn’t fortnite they’re not noobs they just trash
Hes bad but hes playing with a bunch o bad players
He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday
john i that’s why I rarely play there anymore
newbie instead of noob
They would laugh at this man if he tried to play street soccer in México lmao
Fr lol
Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn
@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.
FOOTBALL
@@pointer4149 🥱 sure.
Whats the point of this Vid??? I thought he put on a show but this guy is not even skilled!
I lost my time watchin this fool he trash af
Same
Swear he's ass's😂
Same thinking, wtf ?
I wished i would read the comments first haha and avoid my time being wasted haha
"Soccer"
Football please, FOOTBALL
F O O T B A L L
No soccer and football
In the U.S it's soccer, anywhere else is just football.
It’s originally soccer but outside of the US is football⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🏈🏈🚫🚫❌❌
@@Selameti_asumama
I was accidentally born on a work trip in Texas, I'm American
But... i never said soccer
I'm not retarded
@@Selameti_asumama
we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day
He might look good in NA but in EU or South America every 10yo would clap him
Edit:holy shit guys thanks, i never got this many likes before.
so true xd
He doesn’t look good even for North America. That’s recreational soccer, not competitive football.
So true, but the sport is a joke full of people who are beta as hell.
Africa too
Shua nigga what you mean
Bro this video is getting recommended to me in 2024 💀
In Spain would be more difficult, well actually in every other country
Except maybe China and Somalia? Kinda looks like that's who he was playing against.
LoL in those country’s like Netherlands Belgia Spain etc he will get rekt easy
there's always a Asian that's better than you...
Germany, Denmark etc. lol
@@56564564nfghgfhj Eritreans are the best defenders all the injera make them strong
Bruh , you need to be good at football to make a video like this
Dharshen Moodley ahahahahaha I know man
Ikr
or at least the worst team as an enemy
@@satriyanto6741 already has it
Rudeeee
Bruhh for real don't big yourself up. UK Sunday league has better players
True
Ikr lol
Nah this is american "soccer", all the players are supposed to be shit
Any sunday League has better players...
@@suurkonn I thought the same till I moved to the US. Keep in Mind of how many immigrant live here.. My first year in high school. There where not even 1 american player on the team.. they were from all over the World..
It really helped me in the thumbnail with the big red arrow pointing at the nerd. If it wasn’t there I wouldn’t be able to tell, thanks man!👍
Still waiting for him to start showing some actual skills
been 3 months still waiting
why are there so many elitist douche bags like you in the comments hating on him? He's just having some fun who cares if he's good or not
@@archit1048 been 7 monts still waiting
@@faganhuseynov5765 😅
It doesn't impress me at all!😤
Where is the second part where you start playing good 'fútbol'?
Football*
Diego Fernando futbol
True this guy doesn't even has skills he just knows how to kick a ball
Why do Americans call it football, why not American rugby 🤷
Because rugby is the same shit than the american football just that they dont wear protective suits while soccer is way different it requires a lot of skill no steroids haha
In Europe everybody plays like this on normal P.E lesson
K4ROL I thought Europe was supposed to be good and that the average player played like Messi, guess not you’re all garbage like this guy. I’ll stick to watching actual talents from the countries below the US on the map
Im Italian
To be honest he is not good enough
Lesson learnt from this video: don't click if it says 'soccer' in the title.
Not Soccer is Fútbol
soccer is how you gringos know it, your "soccer" is called American football and America is a continent
True😂
@@anthony4198 the English created the game and put football on it, it's not my fault that your whole country is ignorant
@@anthony4198 Y por que mierda estamos hablando en Inglés entonces
7:33
American: OMG nice skill
Brazillian, portuguese, german, french: ah, they're just letting the nerd play
kindly follow our instagram meme page @trolling_uefalona26
Justin MT261004 Italy too man 💪🏻
Spanish
Poland too
I think the world agree.
Brasil
Come up to a random group of players in the uk and you’d look terrible lol
Ye he is the average joe lol but to them he’s pro lmao
Hbomb Hbomb big facts
Not really, uk players are eh
I doubt that
@@Whitepony-x1f lol have u ever played in the UK?
I watched the whole video waiting for the part he reveals his skills
Is that part in another vid?
I missed the part where you become good.
I missed the part where you delete your comment.
@@nasiirmcgaugh8500 wtf would I?
@@o.c.2470 Because it's out of no where and just rude. So what if he's american. Soccer isn't really popular in america
@@o.c.2470 where are you from
@@stiffstud8511 where the hell did I mention America? Lol
Imagine being in the uk and playing like this😂😂
Ry .9 he’d get crunched 😂😂
Yeah thats why he sport is irrelevant
Ry .9 this dude would get crushed in europe
@@propa1nanc532 ProPA1N ANC I always plays with 19 years old guys (my age), sometimes i observe 12 years old kids playing football and if he play with that 12 years old kids he would definitely crunched (I'm brazilian, i forgot to say that hahah)
In the uk its all about keeping it simple and every man doing their job even in 5-aside but in the us it looks like most players like to dribble and try skills far too much and if they played in the uk theyd get snapped ahah.
How to be the best player in America, live the first 20 years of your life somewhere else, then come to America and your goated
Fr no one gaf about soccer here
@@nickn9244 You’ll see that change over the next 10 years.
A 5’11 guy weighing 170lbs is too small for the nfl or nba but can go to Europe and easily earn $50,000/week if they make it in the top 5 leagues.
Approx 100 clubs with 25 man squads so top 2500 players in Europe. Compare that with 600 in the nba or 1855 in the nfl.
@@TwistedSoul2002 yeah except more people play football in the world than basketball or American football
@@TwistedSoul2002 You just brought up height and weight. This isn’t American football where you only need strength and speed. In football (EU) awareness and skill will always be far superior to physique. That’s why American players rarely make it in the top leagues.
Growing up in New Zealand only nerds played soccer.
As rugby is our main sport if you were kiwi, you only played soccer if you were some flavour of fragile or timid, generally.
So no one's gonna talk about the perfect dap 🚶🏾
6:40 that guy wit the trumpet looked he broke his neck for a split second
Yo wth
Hahahahaha, imagine him playing in Europe or South America... career ended by 5 year olds loooool
And africa
Dude why would he go there Africa is shit South America is full of forest and Europe only tourist go there
What was i expecting from someone who calls football soccer
Haahhahha underrated comment👍🏻😂😂
It’s not like people from England which call it football are any better, English people swear they’re so good yet none of them play better than this guy on the video. If anything the best are found below the U.S. on the map (Mexico and below) cause these players actually have dedication
Anhilate^
@@dionmitro1187 no need to hate. What we call the beautiful game does not matter.
@@JoeGilligan07 Yes I know,I got no hate but the comment was a bit funny to me😂 lol
Jamás subestimes a tu rival y no quedarás en ridículo
Weird to watch this as an european. People there are good at soccer but horrible at football 😅
Evizia RS Idk where you live but in France we playin good Football lmao
@@youthoughtlikeshitboyyy8991 France is really decent. But Americah no.
@@eviziars5898 decent ? There are world champion bro ! 😂🤦🏾♂️
WT P frances league is shit though , there's a reason two premier league teams won the champions league and europa league
@@ianrushsmoustache2282 Seria A and Premier League are the best
Person:*wears glasses*
Cool kids: "nErD"
whats the name of the meme in ur profile picture
@@asakhekwinana8459 what do you think? Describe the picture with your words
Lionel Messi Is The Goat lmao
Because in USA everybody blocks shots with their nose, mouth and groin
From an American, this is true
elecron200 just trying to be like the GOAT Scott Sterling
how to not be a nerd:
1) Change your outfit
2) Take off your glasses before playing
The level of skills that entered the field is lower than in my yard, among the little boys 25-30 years ago. It's funny for a European to see all this.
Anatol' from Belarus I’m American and not that good, but this guy, just, no.....
6:40 what doing man with green tshirt?
Hhahahahaha
Lmfao
Vibin
Collects air haha
😂😂😂😂
I thought I was going to see something special? This is average on a Monday night down the astro 😂
Ikr
Bruh this guy makes videos of him stepping on stuff with cleats 😂😂😂
so true xd
Not everyone is like this guy that's just how he plays my friends play better than him we fourteen.
Imagine if bro went to Brazil 💀
In Europe he only would be a nerd cause he can't play football (soccer)
no he would not. I live in england and before that i lived in portugal. they are not as good as this comment section makes them out to be.
my bad bro, i commented before watching the video. Holy shit they are bad
@@Sebastianulloa251 hahaha
@@Sebastianulloa251 bro they making American look bad😭😭
@@Sebastianulloa251 you had me in the first half I can't lie, these comments killed me🤣🤣
7:14 when the teacher says there's going to be a pop quiz
THAS FACTS 😂😂😂
MCEW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MCEW still Bette than Courtois
Oof
"Nerd" but he's wearing a gucci belt
Didn't say poor nerd though.
Islander 95 true lol
What can i say i need my mealworms 🤷♂
If you came to the comments before watching this, you can save 9min of your life. Nothing but a guy screaming all the time and thinking he is a great player.
Agree
This sport is actually called football.
And here goes the debate
1291sgtscream finally the comment i searched for
No debate sped everyone except the us calls it football so yea
What debate?? Its pretty clear 🤷🏿♂️
Soccer is actually an English language you doofus
@@sl9wdive Hey dumbass most people call it football not soccer
4:21
Professional goalkeepers : (save the ball with hands)
Legendary goalkeepers : ( save the ball with face)
🤣🤣
Scott sterling
50000 subscribers with no videos challenge ultra legendary don’t even save the ball
@@jackjohncomics6145 first person who came to mind.
As a goalie I approve
mans tried to chest it like wtf
I wish football was this easy in London 😭
"Ankles broken" I'm an central defender and even got more skills than this guy 🤔
Well, atleast he has better grammar.
Same 😂
@@Joker-uh4yr no time for Grammer gotta go play soccer
@@slitwater4031 k
Granger Death Chanter fuck outta here with ur grammar nerd
Literally everyone European watching this 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
True
'literally'
For real, I am still waiting for show to start and then it finishes lol
European need to realize its different here and shut up
IGOSIN no we won’t. Video says ankles broken and he s...ks (in fact they all s...k) So he was asking for it. Welcome to the internet.
Where's the part 2 where he actually starts playing good and surprises everyone?
😂😂😂😂this comment killed me
Reminds me of Dhar mann
@@sxxxra LMAO
LOL
The title literally says nerd plays football, what do you expect?
If you try this in Europe, Brazil, argentina and Morocco they will actually think you are a nerd lol.😂
You stole other peoples comments