NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken*

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 19 тыс.

  • @McEw
    @McEw  5 лет назад +6315

    Watch until the end to see me school them 😂😂😂 & make sure you're SUBBED!!! Penalty or Pie To The Face COMING SATURDAY!!!!!! LESSSS GET IT!

    • @rjdedmett7626
      @rjdedmett7626 5 лет назад +53

      School like Mbape 😂

    • @hedgiva9050
      @hedgiva9050 5 лет назад +18

      That’s like me

    • @hedgiva9050
      @hedgiva9050 5 лет назад +11

      Joshua Pevy your right with his hands

    • @gideonakinwusi1139
      @gideonakinwusi1139 5 лет назад +6

      #MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.

    • @locodrew7467
      @locodrew7467 5 лет назад +2

      More

  • @aidelmuzaffar7021
    @aidelmuzaffar7021 5 лет назад +4886

    So is this what Marcos Rojo does when he is not playing for Man united??

  • @BERTINOFX
    @BERTINOFX 4 года назад +15563

    Now try this in Argentina, every single person walking around the street is a professional football player

    • @dekudoestnt9778
      @dekudoestnt9778 4 года назад +293

      Fax

    • @roquexitadin1123
      @roquexitadin1123 4 года назад +1138

      Is in Brazil, Argentina is so bad in football =)

    • @empty6558
      @empty6558 4 года назад +244

      @@roquexitadin1123 realy?

    • @norbertosansotorre8718
      @norbertosansotorre8718 4 года назад +153

      All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.

    • @mariofernandez1171
      @mariofernandez1171 4 года назад +95

      Or maybe Brazil or Uruguay

  • @alexiscanavatetisnes725
    @alexiscanavatetisnes725 5 лет назад +4394

    I was waiting for him to all of a sudden get good but it never happened

    • @jesz5304
      @jesz5304 5 лет назад +187

      yeah the skill are so easy any one can do it if you play football. he suck if he come to england my 10 year old neighbor would end his career lol.

    • @chadku
      @chadku 5 лет назад +11

      @@jesz5304 😂😂😂

    • @Mm-vc6ly
      @Mm-vc6ly 5 лет назад +58

      He’s not that bad, he could play in mls but not European teams

    • @drdre2641
      @drdre2641 5 лет назад +54

      @@Mm-vc6ly he can't even play with my little brothers team. Its just stupid what he does.

    • @crustynugget3031
      @crustynugget3031 5 лет назад +1

      Same

  • @sinekonata
    @sinekonata 11 месяцев назад +75

    3:42 "Are you sure it's not for a youtube video? Cause I'm fairly certain it is, don't lie to me, come on, nothing strange happens in this country unless it's for social media views" xD
    Love that guy.

  • @MrSporkster
    @MrSporkster 5 лет назад +15692

    It's cute that Americans think this guy is good at football.

  • @kvsino4206
    @kvsino4206 5 лет назад +3024

    I’ve actually never seen a nerd that dresses like this in real life...

  • @Da1Dez
    @Da1Dez 5 лет назад +706

    Those players on the pitch actually look more nerdier than him

  • @graysongilberts704
    @graysongilberts704 Год назад +162

    This is the true definition of a nerd. He's so smart he can study to become an athlete.

    • @ZyroPapuchon18
      @ZyroPapuchon18 8 месяцев назад +4

      JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The LIVING GOD. Repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior in a prayer and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

    • @yamilkadejesus4896
      @yamilkadejesus4896 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ZyroPapuchon18 Amen 🙏

    • @Daztheweakling
      @Daztheweakling 11 дней назад

      @@ZyroPapuchon18 stop

  • @finn6536
    @finn6536 4 года назад +3231

    I was waiting for the skills that never came lmao

  • @ShadowGamer-ex4tj
    @ShadowGamer-ex4tj 4 года назад +1062

    This guy: Aw yeah I’m so good
    5 year old european: What is this shit?!

    • @michaelyoung7995
      @michaelyoung7995 3 года назад +8

      i’m an american 13 yro and i could clap him

    • @kurtkurtkurt3449
      @kurtkurtkurt3449 3 года назад +43

      @@michaelyoung7995 I'm from the UK I can bearly make it on the team if this is pro then I'm a legend 😂

    • @sazyy1690
      @sazyy1690 3 года назад +2

      Video games won’t take u any where

    • @JoshSteven
      @JoshSteven 3 года назад +1

      European???? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @kenesu1281
      @kenesu1281 3 года назад

      Hahaha

  • @LuizOtavio-vv5vl
    @LuizOtavio-vv5vl 3 года назад +12391

    If you try this in Brazil they will actually think you are a nerd lol

    • @meentage
      @meentage 3 года назад +553

      Bruh, same for Nigeria, he prolly would been panna 300 times

    • @nasiirmcgaugh8500
      @nasiirmcgaugh8500 3 года назад +556

      @@meentage Bruh, why are you repeating your comments? Are you planning on repeating them 300 times?

    • @donatariogalatico3761
      @donatariogalatico3761 3 года назад +28

      KOWASKI CARECA

    • @LuizOtavio-vv5vl
      @LuizOtavio-vv5vl 3 года назад +14

      @@donatariogalatico3761 KOWALSKI CARECA

    • @mr.j287
      @mr.j287 3 года назад +212

      Pretty much England,Brazil,France,Spain ect pretty much the hole of Europe and Africa will have 10 year olds better than him lol

  • @EZArts376
    @EZArts376 10 месяцев назад +29

    bro's trying too be professor but the football version

    • @joseotero5760
      @joseotero5760 9 месяцев назад +8

      professor is actually good, this guy is thrash

    • @KM22_AM
      @KM22_AM 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@joseotero5760your spelling is also trash

  • @brunomarques1146
    @brunomarques1146 4 года назад +2391

    Americans: 😱😱😱
    South Americans: 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @harryruane5737
    @harryruane5737 5 лет назад +5775

    I wish I lived in the us, I’d be some pro footballer 😂

    • @Toon_worx
      @Toon_worx 5 лет назад +81

      lol ikr, but you would be a loser because you only play that way

    • @jacksonmiller7232
      @jacksonmiller7232 5 лет назад +142

      ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.

    • @javi111488
      @javi111488 5 лет назад +6

      Yes you would be...

    • @Asapsol
      @Asapsol 5 лет назад +14

      Harry Ruane Come to the us and play pro here then

    • @ivangrabovac3244
      @ivangrabovac3244 5 лет назад +3

      Omg i legit said same thing XD

  • @TuReh
    @TuReh 5 лет назад +657

    Respect goes to that Red shirt guy🙏🏽
    Other guys “we’re full”
    Red shirt guy” we’re not full”

    • @hashimrealg7655
      @hashimrealg7655 5 лет назад +12

      Respect man ✊ respect

    • @ok-dr6sw
      @ok-dr6sw 5 лет назад +1

      He only said that because he thought it would be easy competition

    • @colddreeazy_1215
      @colddreeazy_1215 5 лет назад +2

      1:35 me looking for the red shirt guy lol

    • @dorimobae7357
      @dorimobae7357 5 лет назад

      jingdex bolandos XD nice one

    • @alfredbillington2141
      @alfredbillington2141 5 лет назад

      @@ok-dr6sw one guys barefoot I doubt they're taking this seriously

  • @goofyahhfino2508
    @goofyahhfino2508 Год назад +34

    I respect this guy for still atleast calling it football and soccer at the same time

    • @ZyroPapuchon18
      @ZyroPapuchon18 8 месяцев назад +1

      JESUS CHRIST died for us on a cross for our sins. 3 days after his death he resurrected and was, is, and will be The TRUE LIVING GOD. In a prayer repent from your sins and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior and also ask for the HOLY SPIRIT to come into you in that same prayer as well. Also have FAITH in CHRIST. You could come to Jesus Christ as you are, but once you accept Him, you have to become new, change, and be born again, and also turn away from your wicked ways. Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. God Bless You. The Bible is the true word of God. Please read the Bible and you will see Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Life. Praise only be to GOD. JESUS CHRIST IS COMING SOON FOR HIS CHURCH.

    • @nope6908
      @nope6908 8 месяцев назад +1

      Soccer ⚽

    • @rvtt305
      @rvtt305 8 месяцев назад

      @@ZyroPapuchon18too bad i am not believing jesus is god

    • @victorwurtz9388
      @victorwurtz9388 7 месяцев назад

      .

    • @IsaacGuzman-c5o
      @IsaacGuzman-c5o 3 месяца назад

      @@rvtt305your going to hell but repent ok be good everyone can have a place in heaven just accept him

  • @alfacentauri2000
    @alfacentauri2000 5 лет назад +2649

    USA: OMG! Amazing
    Rest of the world: WTF is that?

    • @mauricioescoto9001
      @mauricioescoto9001 5 лет назад +9

      Mason Lvl. 33 unbelievably accurate

    • @icewallowcome5989
      @icewallowcome5989 5 лет назад +61

      I’m in America and he’s garbage

    • @TheAlexcav
      @TheAlexcav 5 лет назад +4

      Ahahahah that's very true hahaha

    • @gabedubs8284
      @gabedubs8284 5 лет назад +11

      Im in America and hes garbage were not all like this

    • @lambos124
      @lambos124 5 лет назад +2

      Mason Lvl. 33 do you masons try and play football after your silly Satananic rituals? Lmao

  • @qwerty2874
    @qwerty2874 5 лет назад +14974

    When you have very average football skills but it is America and you loook on the Pitch like cr7 😂😂😂,

    • @lucascavalcanti4270
      @lucascavalcanti4270 5 лет назад +994

      If he was in Brazil, that would be another story, here people are try hard

    • @HENDRIIXX
      @HENDRIIXX 5 лет назад +619

      Qwert Y on god anyone from the uk will look like pele in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blackdevil3989
      @blackdevil3989 5 лет назад +299

      I could smack him along with his team alone lol he plays like a beginner barely can control the ball LMFAO America I'm coming bb

    • @waitez1938
      @waitez1938 5 лет назад +201

      Not trynna hate but fr 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ he’s just a decent player

    • @blackdevil3989
      @blackdevil3989 5 лет назад +85

      @@waitez1938 he's good but they barely can move 🤣 my 5 yo bro can beat them

  • @Falko369
    @Falko369 5 лет назад +1147

    6:39 ain't no one gonna talk about the guy behind?

    • @bossk1007
      @bossk1007 5 лет назад +13

      Just thought about that

    • @mcrib6614
      @mcrib6614 5 лет назад +4

      Lol wut
      PLEASE let me know if you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the two c for a few days ago I don't think it is a good thing for you can do to help me big Lou and the only one of the

    • @TonyyToledoo
      @TonyyToledoo 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah it's a drum corps rehearsal, look up DCI, a drum corps group practices at the same soccer field area

    • @laurasanchez7105
      @laurasanchez7105 5 лет назад +2

      That's how they're supposed to do it. And when it's a whole lineup doing it, it looks pretty cool actually

    • @verasmith9826
      @verasmith9826 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂🎺🎺

  • @williamchen1767
    @williamchen1767 Год назад +1

    thumbnail "NERD PLAYS SOCCER"
    0:25 wears a billion dollar gucci belt

  • @thomaswhyley4682
    @thomaswhyley4682 5 лет назад +14061

    Everyone who isn't American watching this thinks hes awful

    • @youngyahye4765
      @youngyahye4765 5 лет назад +93

      Thomas Whyley indeed

    • @strife6763
      @strife6763 5 лет назад +411

      As a german I would say Nein nein nein nein nein (der kommt mir nicht aufs Feld) means he would not be on my pitch

    • @aaronmantilla4459
      @aaronmantilla4459 5 лет назад +446

      No even Americans are thinking he’s awful

    • @Lasseboss
      @Lasseboss 5 лет назад +45

      StrifeX Haha, er ist so schlecht

    • @ქოყსოო
      @ქოყსოო 5 лет назад +27

      @@Lasseboss da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..

  • @liamrichardson698
    @liamrichardson698 5 лет назад +11304

    If he tried this in Europe most ten year olds would demolish him
    5k likes on this comment and this guy comes to europe

    • @Caio-gq4jy
      @Caio-gq4jy 5 лет назад +738

      This dude is bad. Believe me, here in Brazil, literally, every fucking kid is way better than him.

    • @kelvinhalluni6619
      @kelvinhalluni6619 5 лет назад +290

      @@Caio-gq4jy its brazil bud , u re brazilian , u got football talent all over ur blood😂😂

    • @blackbadger3924
      @blackbadger3924 5 лет назад +194

      Bro I am from The Netherlands and I know a 10 year old guy that Is way way way better then him

    • @marleyplayz8616
      @marleyplayz8616 5 лет назад +16

      @@Caio-gq4jy true

    • @marleyplayz8616
      @marleyplayz8616 5 лет назад +43

      @@Caio-gq4jy Brazil is not a rich, safe place so they play football to reduce the trouble with the police.

  • @LevKravchenk0
    @LevKravchenk0 4 года назад +677

    He's just running a lot. In Europe he would get demolished by little kids

  • @kikaboo
    @kikaboo Год назад +1

    OMG its the professor but football, im subbing!

  • @saugathustler3020
    @saugathustler3020 5 лет назад +961

    I thought you were actually gonna be good like those basketball vids but I guess I was wrong

    • @malekheh442
      @malekheh442 5 лет назад +14

      At least he's not maining Vayne lol

    • @sadata
      @sadata 5 лет назад

      100% right

    • @sidzolepro2167
      @sidzolepro2167 5 лет назад +1

      Well he is american

    • @SteveDaBozz
      @SteveDaBozz 5 лет назад +2

      It's America what do u expect?

    • @xiovi8581
      @xiovi8581 5 лет назад +5

      @@SteveDaBozz good players don't come from America? Pulisic? Howard?

  • @trannygranny7811
    @trannygranny7811 5 лет назад +2382

    U supposed to be good or bad??? Im not joking i cant tell

    • @nathanvallin7336
      @nathanvallin7336 5 лет назад +18

      Frontin 😂 come on dude he can play

    • @pedrohernandez7964
      @pedrohernandez7964 5 лет назад +36

      I know exactly what you mean. Lol. He’s decent knows the basics

    • @nathanvallin7336
      @nathanvallin7336 5 лет назад +2

      Pedro Hernandez oh the basics, you’d beat him one on one or wat? 😂

    • @trannygranny7811
      @trannygranny7811 5 лет назад +30

      TRINITY- S!LVER
      It depends if you call the game soccer or not

    • @felipejimenez3045
      @felipejimenez3045 5 лет назад

      Nathan Vallin I would.

  • @wh7824
    @wh7824 5 лет назад +491

    when i first clicked on this video, i thought you actually were gonna destroy these kids, but i was disappointed XD

    • @sjmpsonsfare7956
      @sjmpsonsfare7956 5 лет назад +4

      Xd he did

    • @shutaskillz5902
      @shutaskillz5902 5 лет назад +5

      Twe Foju well he kinda did at the end

    • @bandz2512
      @bandz2512 5 лет назад +3

      Twe Foju your acting like you can do better XD 🤣

    • @marianasoler6371
      @marianasoler6371 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah the dude did everything I could do at 12 yrs old, and I’m a girl

    • @wh7824
      @wh7824 5 лет назад +1

      @@bandz2512 seriously? what is so special? i mean, every 15-16 year old can do what he just did.

  • @sumfuhnny3576
    @sumfuhnny3576 Год назад +3

    Bro tryna be the professor but in soccer💀

  • @ollie696
    @ollie696 5 лет назад +1282

    Hello

    • @TheSizzleMaster
      @TheSizzleMaster 5 лет назад +7

      Oliver Humphrey futbol*

    • @Pringy
      @Pringy 5 лет назад +50

      Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore.
      I miss that life, good times!

    • @jay5ivez
      @jay5ivez 5 лет назад +3

      Well obviously, people who have it hard give it their all when it comes to football

    • @xdeath3637
      @xdeath3637 5 лет назад

      Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)

    • @terrygrant9140
      @terrygrant9140 5 лет назад +1

      Thank God we have Football, Baseball, and Basketball or Europe would never win a World Cup.

  • @fafabian446
    @fafabian446 4 года назад +1547

    A nerd with a Gucci belt it’s epic

    • @bryandynthomas7850
      @bryandynthomas7850 4 года назад +23

      with a tattoo and that outfit. nerd alright LOL

    • @free_a_ninja
      @free_a_ninja 4 года назад +5

      Yea until the kindergarteners join then u have no chance

    • @xtacotrash1462
      @xtacotrash1462 4 года назад

      Expensivest nerd ever

    • @caroldupree9237
      @caroldupree9237 4 года назад

      Ikr

    • @sweatysweak
      @sweatysweak 4 года назад

      I think they didn't want to play with him cus nerds actually dress better.

  • @zvxgetto-3024
    @zvxgetto-3024 5 лет назад +1534

    in europe every 12 year old sunday league goalkeeper would outskill him

    • @friedmiracle9960
      @friedmiracle9960 5 лет назад +67

      In brazil or south america in general any 6 year old would smoke him

    • @hugov.d.h7045
      @hugov.d.h7045 5 лет назад

      Yess hahahahaha!

    • @thisdude7569
      @thisdude7569 5 лет назад +6

      @@friedmiracle9960 europe ia better at football actually

    • @basedfloppa3728
      @basedfloppa3728 5 лет назад +7

      @@thisdude7569 south america had more speed and skills

    • @TheWillog
      @TheWillog 5 лет назад +5

      @@basedfloppa3728 had is the key word .... 20 years ago

  • @Drk-px7po
    @Drk-px7po 2 года назад +190

    Esse cara tem nível de ser titular absoluto do Vasco do Gama

    • @kauan5581
      @kauan5581 Год назад +1

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @plxnxo365
      @plxnxo365 Год назад +3

      Ferroviário são paulo lkkkkkk

    • @zx._art079
      @zx._art079 Год назад +9

      não tô zuando, conheço um mlk aqui da cidade(pequena e pobre) de 11 anos com mais pique/técnica que ele

    • @guilhermedionizio
      @guilhermedionizio Год назад +4

      @@zx._art079 o que mais tem

    • @m.c.d_yt2533
      @m.c.d_yt2533 Год назад

      verdad de una manera

  • @fe1
    @fe1 5 лет назад +3238

    Im from spain an you guys have literally no idea of playing football

    • @KASHANGAMINGYT2410
      @KASHANGAMINGYT2410 5 лет назад +69

      Pero tu tampoco eres mesi aquí,no?

    • @KASHANGAMINGYT2410
      @KASHANGAMINGYT2410 5 лет назад +25

      Yo tambien soy de españa

    • @francoo_garciaa6912
      @francoo_garciaa6912 5 лет назад +8

      @@KASHANGAMINGYT2410 Jajaja alto salame

    • @vpskfxx1681
      @vpskfxx1681 5 лет назад +5

      En españa eso solo da para limpiarse los dedos

    • @pxtxer165
      @pxtxer165 5 лет назад +85

      El futbol en Estados Unidos es una mierda, la verdad

  • @Edward-qx3ev
    @Edward-qx3ev 4 года назад +786

    These defenders make David Luis look like the second coming of Maldini

  • @dbzd295
    @dbzd295 5 лет назад +1388

    Every single other country: Football
    US:SOCCER!!!!!!

  • @AuraOfTiku
    @AuraOfTiku Год назад +1

    bro he probably asks people if they know what type of train this is.

  • @OscarMartinez-eu4zb
    @OscarMartinez-eu4zb 5 лет назад +1669

    “Nerds” don’t even dress like that anymore

    • @futuristurist
      @futuristurist 5 лет назад +4

      :)

    • @Lucas-._
      @Lucas-._ 5 лет назад +108

      Yeah. They wear graphic tees with cargo pants and new balance shoes. Not this.

    • @astar7307
      @astar7307 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah like I feel attacked right now. I wear that without the crazy socks and suspenders on the daily lmao

    • @peaks781
      @peaks781 5 лет назад +10

      I’m a nerd/weeb and I just wear sweatpants and anime shirts

    • @mossyson
      @mossyson 5 лет назад +2

      More like never dressed like that

  • @luqman.t3134
    @luqman.t3134 5 лет назад +858

    Who thought that he was gonna act as a nerd and play good but ended up playin as nerd .... wasted my time....
    *Edit:* wow 300 likes thank you.

    • @ketialania7358
      @ketialania7358 5 лет назад +5

      even he trys to
      *whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow

    • @tlueburtle7217
      @tlueburtle7217 5 лет назад

      He played average

    • @walidkhodabuccus8938
      @walidkhodabuccus8938 5 лет назад +1

      He never says that he was going to play good either so it's your fault cause you watch it🙄

    • @89turbomk3
      @89turbomk3 5 лет назад

      Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol

    • @rmcmahan0348
      @rmcmahan0348 5 лет назад

      I have to say if your trash talking what about you challenge him ey? What I thought

  • @vetea007
    @vetea007 5 лет назад +1057

    I don’t get this...At what point in this video do you start to play well!!? Seriously...where’s part 2?

    • @iamlyric5600
      @iamlyric5600 5 лет назад +38

      am still waiting too

    • @danielb5271
      @danielb5271 5 лет назад +40

      Lol hes shit haha

    • @ElLuis3
      @ElLuis3 5 лет назад +19

      BS aside, I play better than this guy.

    • @mimijeet9921
      @mimijeet9921 5 лет назад +3

      @@ElLuis3 lmao yeah

    • @colololl
      @colololl 5 лет назад +3

      Lol I agree

  • @Double44inthemorning
    @Double44inthemorning Год назад +1

    RUclips has taught me that if i see a nerd at a park challenging people in sports, just walk the other way lol

  • @o7d461
    @o7d461 4 года назад +731

    7:33 Americans: OMG!!! No way!!! how did he just do that?!
    Rest of the World: How did no one come and take the ball from him?

    • @singularity2068
      @singularity2068 4 года назад +8

      O7D hahahah because they are idiots

    • @singularity2068
      @singularity2068 4 года назад +1

      If that was my teammate he was long gone

    • @otakuclash1398
      @otakuclash1398 4 года назад +9

      O7D I’m Brazilian bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking about it

    • @conradgundian5512
      @conradgundian5512 4 года назад +1

      Thats so true lol

    • @DogeyYT
      @DogeyYT 4 года назад +2

      I’m American and I’ve seen so much better than that.

  • @henrygreenland8344
    @henrygreenland8344 3 года назад +4129

    I wanna see him try this in Europe or Southern America his ankles would be 💀

    • @backwards9772
      @backwards9772 3 года назад +164

      He would go back to America in crutches

    • @Martin.fortner
      @Martin.fortner 3 года назад +14

      Why

    • @hernanq1120
      @hernanq1120 3 года назад +14

      le roban todo si viene a sudamerica

    • @AidenJuniorXX
      @AidenJuniorXX 3 года назад +73

      @@Martin.fortner watch English football and you’ll see

    • @ahmadelsayed3634
      @ahmadelsayed3634 3 года назад +34

      Yeah man or even africa or Arabic countries

  • @jerryixx9326
    @jerryixx9326 5 лет назад +964

    If someone call this sports soccer, he cant be good

    • @freddie2300
      @freddie2300 5 лет назад +34

      Jerry ixx I haven’t heard anything more true in my life

    • @kareem4677
      @kareem4677 5 лет назад +3

      MankyTomatoSoup 😂😂😂😂💔

    • @patrickstar7428
      @patrickstar7428 5 лет назад +19

      That's such a stupid thing to say lmao.

    • @lucasrxrxx1859
      @lucasrxrxx1859 5 лет назад +6

      fact

    • @gamingforaday5446
      @gamingforaday5446 5 лет назад +2

      Don't use youtube if you hate america

  • @psdeadshot6538
    @psdeadshot6538 Год назад +76

    You know they are really pro at football when they call it "soccer".

    • @nohandle-f8o
      @nohandle-f8o Год назад +4

      It’s not football either it’s futbol

    • @R9naldo
      @R9naldo Год назад

      Dont be jealous here in the UK this is still decent

    • @AnkaraMessi635
      @AnkaraMessi635 Год назад

      Ikr

  • @igorcunha8531
    @igorcunha8531 4 года назад +1929

    I’m Brazilian and I’m like “even my mom plays better than him”

    • @vinicius1171
      @vinicius1171 4 года назад +93

      Também achei isso, o conceito de bom para os americanos não chega perto de um brasileiro.

    • @lincolnberg7935
      @lincolnberg7935 4 года назад +20

      Ksksksk isso daí é baba para a gente

    • @idrisraheem4269
      @idrisraheem4269 4 года назад +6

      How can you speak English ?

    • @the47alex
      @the47alex 4 года назад +98

      @@idrisraheem4269 what do you mean by " how can you speak English"? anyone can learn this language

    • @dhanillomendonca4834
      @dhanillomendonca4834 4 года назад +3

      Pse tbm acho cara lixo

  • @s2rs2r96
    @s2rs2r96 4 года назад +4216

    This is so cute, I’d want him to see against Europe’s 6yr olds

    • @McEw
      @McEw  4 года назад +491

      same

    • @zidanthebangladeshi9019
      @zidanthebangladeshi9019 4 года назад +155

      @@McEw you are not that good

    • @felipedelgado9464
      @felipedelgado9464 4 года назад +179

      so you have to see him against south american 1 year old

    • @IronMan-jj2fd
      @IronMan-jj2fd 4 года назад +12

      @@McEw was the video shot in 120fps???

    • @dontsubscribe1455
      @dontsubscribe1455 4 года назад +27

      Hes not that bad there's not much difference only Europe focuses more on being tactical while we focus more on Physical

  • @omarhernandez3949
    @omarhernandez3949 4 года назад +441

    I wasnt even disappointed, cuz from the moment i read the word "soccer" on the description video i knew it was going to be bad

  • @Avoxiwnl
    @Avoxiwnl Год назад +1

    dudes face got slaped up by will smiths ball

  • @echolegend1315
    @echolegend1315 5 лет назад +1261

    SOo thats why the U.S. did not qualify for the World Cup 2018😂🤔
    *Edit* Thanks for the likes👍
    And im sure you are all betther footballers😂

    • @ishakgazroufi4471
      @ishakgazroufi4471 5 лет назад +1

      @@KolliOde hahhahahah big ass loser

    • @Santiago-07wckeo
      @Santiago-07wckeo 5 лет назад +40

      @Yeeticus 473 and lost to U17 8-2

    • @monicatiwaa6055
      @monicatiwaa6055 5 лет назад +16

      @@Santiago-07wckeo and England beat them 6-0

    • @bryan_martinez1158
      @bryan_martinez1158 5 лет назад +7

      Santi well men and women aren’t really equal when it comes to physical stuff

    • @saraymxdnxght
      @saraymxdnxght 5 лет назад +1

      It's true tho😂😂😂

  • @a_045
    @a_045 5 лет назад +426

    I was waiting on the part where he got serious and actually “schooled” them

    • @chr1staki
      @chr1staki 5 лет назад

      Was nursery school

    • @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68
      @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68 5 лет назад +3

      He literally played against people who barely play.

    • @89turbomk3
      @89turbomk3 5 лет назад +2

      Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol

    • @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68
      @1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o68 5 лет назад

      henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.

    • @trsbsportspodcast2105
      @trsbsportspodcast2105 3 года назад

      Manchester United

  • @Makebritaingreatagain-s8g
    @Makebritaingreatagain-s8g 3 года назад +3868

    Absolutely shocked at the fact ppl in USA actually see this guy as a decent footballer.😂😂😂

    • @stt.9433
      @stt.9433 2 года назад +130

      In the US, this is a mostly a girl's sport. So yeah, it's a niche sport that little people dedicate any time to.

    • @ciggy.fe11
      @ciggy.fe11 2 года назад +327

      In uk this would still be decent football, not good but decent, dont hate this man and talk bad bout his skills

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 2 года назад +7

      @@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 2 года назад +24

      @@ciggy.fe11 also his skills are the equivalent of Gio Wise dribbling

    • @nachotoro5103
      @nachotoro5103 2 года назад +14

      @@ciggy.fe11 In the UK yes, but not in Europe or Spanish America.

  • @rukyu6483
    @rukyu6483 Год назад +2

    This man is the enemy of social anxiety

  • @caponokap706
    @caponokap706 5 лет назад +763

    Try to play in Portugal or any other European country 😂, everyone like you can be cr7 in the US as it seems.

    • @gcampos77
      @gcampos77 5 лет назад +51

      In Portugal he would get destroyed by 13 years old fr

    • @muhammadaltleislm1092
      @muhammadaltleislm1092 5 лет назад +36

      @@gcampos77 I think 10 is enough

    • @brentw741
      @brentw741 5 лет назад

      The same thing happened to them when I was playing basketball with them tho

    • @reyadr225
      @reyadr225 5 лет назад +9

      Try to play in brazil 😉

    • @caponokap706
      @caponokap706 5 лет назад +7

      @@reyadr225ahah no Brasil são só brincas na areia, aprendam a jogar a sério na tuga dread

  • @bedyt2001
    @bedyt2001 5 лет назад +885

    I'm still waiting for the skills. I'm at 9:07

    • @connorstroud
      @connorstroud 5 лет назад +6

      Bern Esch u look like my pinkie toe lmao

    • @rufus5208
      @rufus5208 5 лет назад +1

      HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Your hilarious dude! Keep it up

    • @paolopischedda7629
      @paolopischedda7629 5 лет назад

      Bern Esch ahhahahaha me too

    • @onlythejugg
      @onlythejugg 5 лет назад +3

      Connor Stroud you don’t even have a face pic
      Stroud sounds like the name of a french countryside city

    • @rafaelgomez8445
      @rafaelgomez8445 5 лет назад

      I was thing the same thing

  • @johnii2100
    @johnii2100 5 лет назад +586

    This guy was literally playing against a bunch of noobs

    • @f.e.m7.622
      @f.e.m7.622 5 лет назад +17

      john i i bruh this isn’t fortnite they’re not noobs they just trash

    • @pedroemerah7385
      @pedroemerah7385 5 лет назад +1

      Hes bad but hes playing with a bunch o bad players

    • @jodyboss6001
      @jodyboss6001 5 лет назад

      He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday

    • @jodyboss6001
      @jodyboss6001 5 лет назад

      john i that’s why I rarely play there anymore

    • @yeilmusic
      @yeilmusic 4 года назад

      newbie instead of noob

  • @afrosty3353
    @afrosty3353 Год назад +36

    They would laugh at this man if he tried to play street soccer in México lmao

    • @RennerGerrity
      @RennerGerrity Год назад

      Fr lol

    • @pointer4149
      @pointer4149 Год назад +5

      Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn

    • @afrosty3353
      @afrosty3353 Год назад +1

      ​@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.

    • @rithika9442
      @rithika9442 Год назад

      FOOTBALL

    • @alexandro_lux
      @alexandro_lux Год назад

      @@pointer4149 🥱 sure.

  • @MrRefrath
    @MrRefrath 5 лет назад +377

    Whats the point of this Vid??? I thought he put on a show but this guy is not even skilled!

    • @skorpyon75000
      @skorpyon75000 5 лет назад +14

      I lost my time watchin this fool he trash af

    • @2kjose52
      @2kjose52 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @michaelhorn4679
      @michaelhorn4679 5 лет назад +1

      Swear he's ass's😂

    • @jooniDj
      @jooniDj 5 лет назад +2

      Same thinking, wtf ?

    • @EseOni
      @EseOni 5 лет назад +2

      I wished i would read the comments first haha and avoid my time being wasted haha

  • @nauzetguerrasuarez95
    @nauzetguerrasuarez95 5 лет назад +866

    "Soccer"
    Football please, FOOTBALL
    F O O T B A L L

    • @tactical_showcases4238
      @tactical_showcases4238 5 лет назад +1

      No soccer and football

    • @IWU447
      @IWU447 5 лет назад +20

      In the U.S it's soccer, anywhere else is just football.

    • @LuisGarcia-ci8ev
      @LuisGarcia-ci8ev 5 лет назад +5

      It’s originally soccer but outside of the US is football⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🏈🏈🚫🚫❌❌

    • @nauzetguerrasuarez95
      @nauzetguerrasuarez95 5 лет назад +31

      @@Selameti_asumama
      I was accidentally born on a work trip in Texas, I'm American
      But... i never said soccer
      I'm not retarded

    • @nauzetguerrasuarez95
      @nauzetguerrasuarez95 5 лет назад +19

      @@Selameti_asumama
      we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day

  • @petruhd9550
    @petruhd9550 5 лет назад +767

    He might look good in NA but in EU or South America every 10yo would clap him
    Edit:holy shit guys thanks, i never got this many likes before.

    • @2787mary
      @2787mary 5 лет назад +16

      so true xd

    • @gumby624
      @gumby624 5 лет назад +52

      He doesn’t look good even for North America. That’s recreational soccer, not competitive football.

    • @ArthurMorganFan123
      @ArthurMorganFan123 5 лет назад +6

      So true, but the sport is a joke full of people who are beta as hell.

    • @MrGoonito
      @MrGoonito 5 лет назад +8

      Africa too

    • @JesusAndrade-zs5qq
      @JesusAndrade-zs5qq 5 лет назад +2

      Shua nigga what you mean

  • @DhaenAlmansoori-hd9sc
    @DhaenAlmansoori-hd9sc 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro this video is getting recommended to me in 2024 💀

  • @lexxozxp8848
    @lexxozxp8848 5 лет назад +407

    In Spain would be more difficult, well actually in every other country

    • @jasona.126
      @jasona.126 5 лет назад +8

      Except maybe China and Somalia? Kinda looks like that's who he was playing against.

    • @insanityofficial6461
      @insanityofficial6461 5 лет назад

      LoL in those country’s like Netherlands Belgia Spain etc he will get rekt easy

    • @losl5216
      @losl5216 5 лет назад

      there's always a Asian that's better than you...

    • @xxemsilyxx2088
      @xxemsilyxx2088 5 лет назад

      Germany, Denmark etc. lol

    • @starboy__finesse__4166
      @starboy__finesse__4166 5 лет назад

      @@56564564nfghgfhj Eritreans are the best defenders all the injera make them strong

  • @dharshenmoodley2228
    @dharshenmoodley2228 5 лет назад +2883

    Bruh , you need to be good at football to make a video like this

  • @CHRIS-po9ck
    @CHRIS-po9ck 5 лет назад +492

    Bruhh for real don't big yourself up. UK Sunday league has better players

    • @toine8059
      @toine8059 5 лет назад +6

      True

    • @chrxs4829
      @chrxs4829 5 лет назад +4

      Ikr lol

    • @suurkonn
      @suurkonn 5 лет назад +14

      Nah this is american "soccer", all the players are supposed to be shit

    • @nelsonz6735
      @nelsonz6735 5 лет назад +3

      Any sunday League has better players...

    • @nelsonz6735
      @nelsonz6735 5 лет назад +2

      @@suurkonn I thought the same till I moved to the US. Keep in Mind of how many immigrant live here.. My first year in high school. There where not even 1 american player on the team.. they were from all over the World..

  • @zoky27
    @zoky27 Год назад

    It really helped me in the thumbnail with the big red arrow pointing at the nerd. If it wasn’t there I wouldn’t be able to tell, thanks man!👍

  • @Quiyum
    @Quiyum 2 года назад +684

    Still waiting for him to start showing some actual skills

    • @archit1048
      @archit1048 2 года назад +9

      been 3 months still waiting

    • @demolitionist42
      @demolitionist42 2 года назад +1

      why are there so many elitist douche bags like you in the comments hating on him? He's just having some fun who cares if he's good or not

    • @faganhuseynov5765
      @faganhuseynov5765 2 года назад +3

      @@archit1048 been 7 monts still waiting

    • @archit1048
      @archit1048 2 года назад +1

      @@faganhuseynov5765 😅

    • @styloboyka8497
      @styloboyka8497 2 года назад +3

      It doesn't impress me at all!😤

  • @Dragon1eddvolucion
    @Dragon1eddvolucion 5 лет назад +400

    Where is the second part where you start playing good 'fútbol'?

    • @Lafiambrenomurio
      @Lafiambrenomurio 5 лет назад

      Football*

    • @diegooutkey6394
      @diegooutkey6394 5 лет назад +2

      Diego Fernando futbol

    • @nemesisfootball119
      @nemesisfootball119 5 лет назад

      True this guy doesn't even has skills he just knows how to kick a ball

    • @benjyyy4168
      @benjyyy4168 5 лет назад

      Why do Americans call it football, why not American rugby 🤷

    • @diegooutkey6394
      @diegooutkey6394 5 лет назад

      Because rugby is the same shit than the american football just that they dont wear protective suits while soccer is way different it requires a lot of skill no steroids haha

  • @k4rol638
    @k4rol638 5 лет назад +167

    In Europe everybody plays like this on normal P.E lesson

    • @CIAAgent-bb3zo
      @CIAAgent-bb3zo 4 года назад +2

      K4ROL I thought Europe was supposed to be good and that the average player played like Messi, guess not you’re all garbage like this guy. I’ll stick to watching actual talents from the countries below the US on the map

    • @magdalenajoannakrolczyk9426
      @magdalenajoannakrolczyk9426 4 года назад +1

      Im Italian

    • @abdallahyousef1916
      @abdallahyousef1916 4 года назад +1

      To be honest he is not good enough

  • @Musettelover
    @Musettelover 4 года назад +630

    Lesson learnt from this video: don't click if it says 'soccer' in the title.

    • @ETHAN.Q17
      @ETHAN.Q17 4 года назад +3

      Not Soccer is Fútbol

    • @ETHAN.Q17
      @ETHAN.Q17 4 года назад

      soccer is how you gringos know it, your "soccer" is called American football and America is a continent

    • @bernhardsonn8996
      @bernhardsonn8996 4 года назад +1

      True😂

    • @ETHAN.Q17
      @ETHAN.Q17 4 года назад +2

      @@anthony4198 the English created the game and put football on it, it's not my fault that your whole country is ignorant

    • @ETHAN.Q17
      @ETHAN.Q17 4 года назад

      @@anthony4198 Y por que mierda estamos hablando en Inglés entonces

  • @justinmarcot920
    @justinmarcot920 4 года назад +318

    7:33
    American: OMG nice skill
    Brazillian, portuguese, german, french: ah, they're just letting the nerd play
    kindly follow our instagram meme page @trolling_uefalona26

  • @skullsy2871
    @skullsy2871 5 лет назад +604

    Come up to a random group of players in the uk and you’d look terrible lol

    • @pureoceanz8352
      @pureoceanz8352 5 лет назад +1

      Ye he is the average joe lol but to them he’s pro lmao

    • @alexeisler1946
      @alexeisler1946 5 лет назад +2

      Hbomb Hbomb big facts

    • @Whitepony-x1f
      @Whitepony-x1f 5 лет назад +10

      Not really, uk players are eh

    • @oldblood_eyes
      @oldblood_eyes 5 лет назад +3

      I doubt that

    • @kj9427
      @kj9427 5 лет назад +3

      @@Whitepony-x1f lol have u ever played in the UK?

  • @over6124
    @over6124 Год назад +1

    I watched the whole video waiting for the part he reveals his skills
    Is that part in another vid?

  • @o.c.2470
    @o.c.2470 4 года назад +491

    I missed the part where you become good.

    • @nasiirmcgaugh8500
      @nasiirmcgaugh8500 3 года назад +6

      I missed the part where you delete your comment.

    • @o.c.2470
      @o.c.2470 3 года назад +18

      @@nasiirmcgaugh8500 wtf would I?

    • @stiffstud8511
      @stiffstud8511 3 года назад +2

      @@o.c.2470 Because it's out of no where and just rude. So what if he's american. Soccer isn't really popular in america

    • @redacted6416
      @redacted6416 3 года назад

      @@o.c.2470 where are you from

    • @o.c.2470
      @o.c.2470 3 года назад +2

      @@stiffstud8511 where the hell did I mention America? Lol

  • @gotti221
    @gotti221 5 лет назад +374

    Imagine being in the uk and playing like this😂😂

    • @propa1nanc532
      @propa1nanc532 5 лет назад +9

      Ry .9 he’d get crunched 😂😂

    • @hazzyg11
      @hazzyg11 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah thats why he sport is irrelevant

    • @ebola1558
      @ebola1558 4 года назад +8

      Ry .9 this dude would get crushed in europe

    • @guilherminhookkk
      @guilherminhookkk 4 года назад +10

      ​@@propa1nanc532 ​ ProPA1N ANC I always plays with 19 years old guys (my age), sometimes i observe 12 years old kids playing football and if he play with that 12 years old kids he would definitely crunched (I'm brazilian, i forgot to say that hahah)

    • @jcosta356
      @jcosta356 4 года назад +6

      In the uk its all about keeping it simple and every man doing their job even in 5-aside but in the us it looks like most players like to dribble and try skills far too much and if they played in the uk theyd get snapped ahah.

  • @paramsran1861
    @paramsran1861 3 года назад +295

    How to be the best player in America, live the first 20 years of your life somewhere else, then come to America and your goated

    • @nickn9244
      @nickn9244 3 года назад +2

      Fr no one gaf about soccer here

    • @TwistedSoul2002
      @TwistedSoul2002 3 года назад +9

      @@nickn9244 You’ll see that change over the next 10 years.
      A 5’11 guy weighing 170lbs is too small for the nfl or nba but can go to Europe and easily earn $50,000/week if they make it in the top 5 leagues.
      Approx 100 clubs with 25 man squads so top 2500 players in Europe. Compare that with 600 in the nba or 1855 in the nfl.

    • @あの-p2j
      @あの-p2j 3 года назад +14

      @@TwistedSoul2002 yeah except more people play football in the world than basketball or American football

    • @hushpuppi.senior
      @hushpuppi.senior 3 года назад +2

      @@TwistedSoul2002 You just brought up height and weight. This isn’t American football where you only need strength and speed. In football (EU) awareness and skill will always be far superior to physique. That’s why American players rarely make it in the top leagues.

    • @nzgamelife323
      @nzgamelife323 3 года назад +3

      Growing up in New Zealand only nerds played soccer.
      As rugby is our main sport if you were kiwi, you only played soccer if you were some flavour of fragile or timid, generally.

  • @Therealflakes
    @Therealflakes Год назад +1

    So no one's gonna talk about the perfect dap 🚶🏾

  • @mannymarrero8945
    @mannymarrero8945 5 лет назад +167

    6:40 that guy wit the trumpet looked he broke his neck for a split second

  • @o7d461
    @o7d461 4 года назад +162

    Hahahahaha, imagine him playing in Europe or South America... career ended by 5 year olds loooool

    • @idirmet8506
      @idirmet8506 4 года назад +5

      And africa

    • @hazzyg11
      @hazzyg11 4 года назад

      Dude why would he go there Africa is shit South America is full of forest and Europe only tourist go there

  • @nottheprabesh
    @nottheprabesh 4 года назад +487

    What was i expecting from someone who calls football soccer

    • @dionmitro1187
      @dionmitro1187 4 года назад +4

      Haahhahha underrated comment👍🏻😂😂

    • @CIAAgent-bb3zo
      @CIAAgent-bb3zo 4 года назад +2

      It’s not like people from England which call it football are any better, English people swear they’re so good yet none of them play better than this guy on the video. If anything the best are found below the U.S. on the map (Mexico and below) cause these players actually have dedication

    • @SyedAli-nu5oy
      @SyedAli-nu5oy 4 года назад

      Anhilate^

    • @JoeGilligan07
      @JoeGilligan07 4 года назад

      @@dionmitro1187 no need to hate. What we call the beautiful game does not matter.

    • @dionmitro1187
      @dionmitro1187 4 года назад

      @@JoeGilligan07 Yes I know,I got no hate but the comment was a bit funny to me😂 lol

  • @jonatandavidbalbis1456
    @jonatandavidbalbis1456 Год назад +1

    Jamás subestimes a tu rival y no quedarás en ridículo

  • @eviziars5898
    @eviziars5898 5 лет назад +298

    Weird to watch this as an european. People there are good at soccer but horrible at football 😅

    • @youthoughtlikeshitboyyy8991
      @youthoughtlikeshitboyyy8991 5 лет назад +10

      Evizia RS Idk where you live but in France we playin good Football lmao

    • @eviziars5898
      @eviziars5898 5 лет назад +5

      @@youthoughtlikeshitboyyy8991 France is really decent. But Americah no.

    • @wtp7138
      @wtp7138 5 лет назад +9

      @@eviziars5898 decent ? There are world champion bro ! 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @ianrushsmoustache2282
      @ianrushsmoustache2282 5 лет назад +6

      WT P frances league is shit though , there's a reason two premier league teams won the champions league and europa league

    • @DEvil-sg6nv
      @DEvil-sg6nv 5 лет назад +6

      @@ianrushsmoustache2282 Seria A and Premier League are the best

  • @comment514
    @comment514 5 лет назад +153

    Person:*wears glasses*
    Cool kids: "nErD"

    • @asakhekwinana8459
      @asakhekwinana8459 5 лет назад

      whats the name of the meme in ur profile picture

    • @comment514
      @comment514 5 лет назад

      @@asakhekwinana8459 what do you think? Describe the picture with your words

    • @patriciamarshall1294
      @patriciamarshall1294 5 лет назад

      Lionel Messi Is The Goat lmao

  • @elecron200
    @elecron200 5 лет назад +230

    Because in USA everybody blocks shots with their nose, mouth and groin

  • @lnvald
    @lnvald Год назад +1

    how to not be a nerd:
    1) Change your outfit
    2) Take off your glasses before playing

  • @anatolfrombelarus7940
    @anatolfrombelarus7940 5 лет назад +149

    The level of skills that entered the field is lower than in my yard, among the little boys 25-30 years ago. It's funny for a European to see all this.

    • @gideon6459
      @gideon6459 4 года назад +1

      Anatol' from Belarus I’m American and not that good, but this guy, just, no.....

  • @michaelhynek789
    @michaelhynek789 5 лет назад +223

    6:40 what doing man with green tshirt?

  • @CODManJake1
    @CODManJake1 5 лет назад +230

    I thought I was going to see something special? This is average on a Monday night down the astro 😂

    • @mattyABC1
      @mattyABC1 5 лет назад

      Ikr

    • @5.0loks56
      @5.0loks56 5 лет назад

      Bruh this guy makes videos of him stepping on stuff with cleats 😂😂😂

    • @2787mary
      @2787mary 5 лет назад

      so true xd

    • @isac4375
      @isac4375 5 лет назад +1

      Not everyone is like this guy that's just how he plays my friends play better than him we fourteen.

  • @CallmeCoy
    @CallmeCoy 3 месяца назад +3

    Imagine if bro went to Brazil 💀

  • @besteauswahldeslandes183
    @besteauswahldeslandes183 4 года назад +574

    In Europe he only would be a nerd cause he can't play football (soccer)

    • @Sebastianulloa251
      @Sebastianulloa251 3 года назад +5

      no he would not. I live in england and before that i lived in portugal. they are not as good as this comment section makes them out to be.

    • @Sebastianulloa251
      @Sebastianulloa251 3 года назад +55

      my bad bro, i commented before watching the video. Holy shit they are bad

    • @joshm3128
      @joshm3128 3 года назад +3

      @@Sebastianulloa251 hahaha

    • @MrLongToesEMan
      @MrLongToesEMan 3 года назад

      @@Sebastianulloa251 bro they making American look bad😭😭

    • @franklinilara
      @franklinilara 3 года назад +3

      @@Sebastianulloa251 you had me in the first half I can't lie, these comments killed me🤣🤣

  • @robertpizzuco2169
    @robertpizzuco2169 5 лет назад +460

    7:14 when the teacher says there's going to be a pop quiz

    • @McEw
      @McEw  5 лет назад +11

      THAS FACTS 😂😂😂

    • @bayam377
      @bayam377 5 лет назад +4

      MCEW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @julio99996
      @julio99996 5 лет назад +1

      MCEW still Bette than Courtois

    • @joeneiceemo
      @joeneiceemo 5 лет назад

      Oof

  • @xvcb5163
    @xvcb5163 5 лет назад +213

    "Nerd" but he's wearing a gucci belt

  • @Fred_sports
    @Fred_sports Год назад +1

    What can i say i need my mealworms 🤷‍♂

  • @adairmx
    @adairmx 5 лет назад +111

    If you came to the comments before watching this, you can save 9min of your life. Nothing but a guy screaming all the time and thinking he is a great player.

  • @1291sgtscream
    @1291sgtscream 5 лет назад +843

    This sport is actually called football.
    And here goes the debate

    • @yo-dz9wl
      @yo-dz9wl 5 лет назад +38

      1291sgtscream finally the comment i searched for

    • @lilcracker6665
      @lilcracker6665 5 лет назад +20

      No debate sped everyone except the us calls it football so yea

    • @AlfieTank
      @AlfieTank 5 лет назад +8

      What debate?? Its pretty clear 🤷🏿‍♂️

    • @sl9wdive
      @sl9wdive 5 лет назад +3

      Soccer is actually an English language you doofus

    • @toyotacoralla9310
      @toyotacoralla9310 5 лет назад +29

      @@sl9wdive Hey dumbass most people call it football not soccer

  • @worldbestdad7715
    @worldbestdad7715 5 лет назад +73

    4:21
    Professional goalkeepers : (save the ball with hands)
    Legendary goalkeepers : ( save the ball with face)
    🤣🤣

    • @jackjohncomics6145
      @jackjohncomics6145 5 лет назад +2

      Scott sterling

    • @Mohamed-pj7sx
      @Mohamed-pj7sx 5 лет назад +1

      50000 subscribers with no videos challenge ultra legendary don’t even save the ball

    • @salty28
      @salty28 5 лет назад

      @@jackjohncomics6145 first person who came to mind.

    • @AkumaDreyse
      @AkumaDreyse 5 лет назад

      As a goalie I approve

    • @xenox940
      @xenox940 5 лет назад

      mans tried to chest it like wtf

  • @nazar5219
    @nazar5219 Год назад +1

    I wish football was this easy in London 😭

  • @teunhopman8148
    @teunhopman8148 5 лет назад +424

    "Ankles broken" I'm an central defender and even got more skills than this guy 🤔

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 лет назад +11

      Well, atleast he has better grammar.

    • @icyanime7618
      @icyanime7618 5 лет назад +1

      Same 😂

    • @slitwater4031
      @slitwater4031 5 лет назад +9

      @@Joker-uh4yr no time for Grammer gotta go play soccer

    • @Joker-uh4yr
      @Joker-uh4yr 5 лет назад

      @@slitwater4031 k

    • @f4i24n
      @f4i24n 5 лет назад +1

      Granger Death Chanter fuck outta here with ur grammar nerd

  • @joeyoung6429
    @joeyoung6429 4 года назад +566

    Literally everyone European watching this 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @soulxslayerchan
    @soulxslayerchan 2 года назад +429

    Where's the part 2 where he actually starts playing good and surprises everyone?

    • @tinyikondlovu2558
      @tinyikondlovu2558 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂this comment killed me

    • @sxxxra
      @sxxxra 2 года назад +2

      Reminds me of Dhar mann

    • @EJ_Editz11
      @EJ_Editz11 Год назад +2

      @@sxxxra LMAO

    • @avacado.cv182
      @avacado.cv182 Год назад

      LOL

    • @phanqirui1996
      @phanqirui1996 Год назад +4

      The title literally says nerd plays football, what do you expect?

  • @iloveoreos49410
    @iloveoreos49410 Год назад +3

    If you try this in Europe, Brazil, argentina and Morocco they will actually think you are a nerd lol.😂

    • @retrogamer7543
      @retrogamer7543 6 месяцев назад

      You stole other peoples comments