NERD PLAYS SOCCER (football) *ankles broken*
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- Опубликовано: 13 авг 2019
- NERD PLAYS SOCCER!!! aka football...
I dress up as a Nerd and troll Ohio State's Band, play in some pickup games, and crack some jokes.
Shoutout to DC Heat and BigDawsTv for the vid inspiration
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filmed/edited: Robert Pizzuco and Andrew McEwen
music produced by: Andrew McEwen 
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Watch until the end to see me school them 😂😂😂 & make sure you're SUBBED!!! Penalty or Pie To The Face COMING SATURDAY!!!!!! LESSSS GET IT!
School like Mbape 😂
That’s like me
Joshua Pevy your right with his hands
#MCEW yo I just subscribed to ur channel because I love the nerd playing football video. So I wanted to ask you if you could make a part 2 of this video. I really loved❤️❤️❤️ it.
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It's cute that Americans think this guy is good at football.
MrSporkster He isn't that bad either.Just decent.
@@htownsmookie6004 ye
@@htownsmookie6004 in 12 and people at my school are better
Rocco is a turtle neck dino yea a lot of people are better
Just some Asian panda with internet access ur a bot
Now try this in Argentina, every single person walking around the street is a professional football player
Fax
Is in Brazil, Argentina is so bad in football =)
@@roquexitadin1123 realy?
All are an ugly football players, if compare, he is not special, and how about goalkeaper with no hands?, Signed by ( one argentinean.) P.S This in the States i guess, only girls are good in that sport.
Or maybe Brazil or Uruguay
3:42 "Are you sure it's not for a youtube video? Cause I'm fairly certain it is, don't lie to me, come on, nothing strange happens in this country unless it's for social media views" xD
Love that guy.
This is the true definition of a nerd. He's so smart he can study to become an athlete.
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Americans: 😱😱😱
South Americans: 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Bem assim KKKKK
Exatamente kkkkkk
😂😂😂
Vdd
Jajajajaja v:
So is this what Marcos Rojo does when he is not playing for Man united??
Aidel Muzaffar omg bro he looks exactly like him but more skillful
😂😂
Loop
Que decís de marcos rojo gato?
Lol
I respect this guy for still atleast calling it football and soccer at the same time
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Soccer ⚽
@@ZyroPapuchon18too bad i am not believing jesus is god
bro's trying too be professor but the football version
professor is actually good, this guy is thrash
If you try this in Brazil they will actually think you are a nerd lol
Bruh, same for Nigeria, he prolly would been panna 300 times
@@meentage Bruh, why are you repeating your comments? Are you planning on repeating them 300 times?
KOWASKI CARECA
@@donatariogalatico3761 KOWALSKI CARECA
Pretty much England,Brazil,France,Spain ect pretty much the hole of Europe and Africa will have 10 year olds better than him lol
If he tried this in Europe most ten year olds would demolish him
5k likes on this comment and this guy comes to europe
This dude is bad. Believe me, here in Brazil, literally, every fucking kid is way better than him.
@@Caio-gq4jy its brazil bud , u re brazilian , u got football talent all over ur blood😂😂
Bro I am from The Netherlands and I know a 10 year old guy that Is way way way better then him
@@Caio-gq4jy true
@@Caio-gq4jy Brazil is not a rich, safe place so they play football to reduce the trouble with the police.
Bro tryna be the professor but in soccer💀
Bro is brave playing no shoes when they're playing with studs. 😂
When you have very average football skills but it is America and you loook on the Pitch like cr7 😂😂😂,
If he was in Brazil, that would be another story, here people are try hard
Qwert Y on god anyone from the uk will look like pele in America 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I could smack him along with his team alone lol he plays like a beginner barely can control the ball LMFAO America I'm coming bb
Not trynna hate but fr 😂🤦🏽♂️ he’s just a decent player
@@waitez1938 he's good but they barely can move 🤣 my 5 yo bro can beat them
Everyone who isn't American watching this thinks hes awful
Thomas Whyley indeed
As a german I would say Nein nein nein nein nein (der kommt mir nicht aufs Feld) means he would not be on my pitch
No even Americans are thinking he’s awful
StrifeX Haha, er ist so schlecht
@@lasseboss6728 da bin ich als Zentral-Abwehr Spieler ja besser aber er fühlt sich schon krass.. mit seiner Zidanerolle die konnt' ich schon in der G-Jugend..
Esse cara tem nível de ser titular absoluto do Vasco do Gama
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Ferroviário são paulo lkkkkkk
não tô zuando, conheço um mlk aqui da cidade(pequena e pobre) de 11 anos com mais pique/técnica que ele
@@zx._art079 o que mais tem
verdad de una manera
Its all epic and humilliation until you hear:
"Che wacho puedo jugar?"
Or here any European accent or language
ajajajajaj
I was waiting for him to all of a sudden get good but it never happened
yeah the skill are so easy any one can do it if you play football. he suck if he come to england my 10 year old neighbor would end his career lol.
@@jesz5304 😂😂😂
He’s not that bad, he could play in mls but not European teams
@@Mm-vc6ly he can't even play with my little brothers team. Its just stupid what he does.
Same
I’ve actually never seen a nerd that dresses like this in real life...
KVSINO lol same
This are storeotip channels
same....
Fake nerd look same 😂😂😂
I have
the mf naruto run got me everytime 🤣 forever classic
Dattebayo
This man is the enemy of social anxiety
Obnoxious at best
Real
This guy: Aw yeah I’m so good
5 year old european: What is this shit?!
i’m an american 13 yro and i could clap him
@@michaelyoung7995 I'm from the UK I can bearly make it on the team if this is pro then I'm a legend 😂
Video games won’t take u any where
European???? 🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
Those players on the pitch actually look more nerdier than him
DenzoGamin 🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
Jajajajaa
Porque es tan pequeña la portería ?
I can't wait to school these kids like embipe tonight 😂😂😂 got me dead
Instead of being “The Professor” bro should be “The Scientist”
Respect goes to that Red shirt guy🙏🏽
Other guys “we’re full”
Red shirt guy” we’re not full”
Respect man ✊ respect
He only said that because he thought it would be easy competition
1:35 me looking for the red shirt guy lol
jingdex bolandos XD nice one
@@ok-dr6sw one guys barefoot I doubt they're taking this seriously
I was waiting for the skills that never came lmao
You like skills ? :D
Boring
Same. -____-
Same
Lol same XD
RUclips has taught me that if i see a nerd at a park challenging people in sports, just walk the other way lol
You know they are really pro at football when they call it "soccer".
It’s not football either it’s futbol
Dont be jealous here in the UK this is still decent
Ikr
6:39 ain't no one gonna talk about the guy behind?
Just thought about that
Lol wut
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Yeah it's a drum corps rehearsal, look up DCI, a drum corps group practices at the same soccer field area
That's how they're supposed to do it. And when it's a whole lineup doing it, it looks pretty cool actually
😂😂😂🎺🎺
I wish I lived in the us, I’d be some pro footballer 😂
lol ikr, but you would be a loser because you only play that way
ok a US player makes no where NEAR as much as other players in different countries. And that's not really an accomplishment US teams are BAD and i'm an american they are just not good.
Yes you would be...
Harry Ruane Come to the us and play pro here then
Omg i legit said same thing XD
thumbnail "NERD PLAYS SOCCER"
0:25 wears a billion dollar gucci belt
They would laugh at this man if he tried to play street soccer in México lmao
Fr lol
Mexico they can’t even pass the forth match, pls don’t get concussed by the American media saying that Mexico is a football super power, they are a 3/4 tier team l. I would even say that the usa has a better football team rn
@@pointer4149 The US has an inferior team, the only reason why it's doing better than El Tri rn is because the coach that's been put in place at El Tri is an absolute moron. If we do a team comparison between the US and México between 2010 and 2018, there isn't even a competition, México just dominates the whole way through.
FOOTBALL
@@pointer4149 🥱 sure.
I wanna see him try this in Europe or Southern America his ankles would be 💀
He would go back to America in crutches
Why
le roban todo si viene a sudamerica
@@Martin.fortner watch English football and you’ll see
Yeah man or even africa or Arabic countries
USA: OMG! Amazing
Rest of the world: WTF is that?
Mason Lvl. 33 unbelievably accurate
I’m in America and he’s garbage
Ahahahah that's very true hahaha
Im in America and hes garbage were not all like this
Mason Lvl. 33 do you masons try and play football after your silly Satananic rituals? Lmao
This is just bare minimum pub league standard at best 😂
This is the soccer version of Professor 😂
U supposed to be good or bad??? Im not joking i cant tell
Frontin 😂 come on dude he can play
I know exactly what you mean. Lol. He’s decent knows the basics
Pedro Hernandez oh the basics, you’d beat him one on one or wat? 😂
TRINITY- S!LVER
It depends if you call the game soccer or not
Nathan Vallin I would.
“Nerds” don’t even dress like that anymore
:)
Yeah. They wear graphic tees with cargo pants and new balance shoes. Not this.
Yeah like I feel attacked right now. I wear that without the crazy socks and suspenders on the daily lmao
I’m a nerd/weeb and I just wear sweatpants and anime shirts
More like never dressed like that
It really helped me in the thumbnail with the big red arrow pointing at the nerd. If it wasn’t there I wouldn’t be able to tell, thanks man!👍
When people make these type of videos, they're usually good at football.
He's just running a lot. In Europe he would get demolished by little kids
in south america they wouldnt let him play.
In Honduras he wouldn't play either. Unless the are no more options left
Brazil
Soccer sucks
Damn
Im from spain an you guys have literally no idea of playing football
Pero tu tampoco eres mesi aquí,no?
Yo tambien soy de españa
@@KASHANGAMINGYT2410 Jajaja alto salame
En españa eso solo da para limpiarse los dedos
El futbol en Estados Unidos es una mierda, la verdad
For the last girl.... She indirectly told the guy what she needs 🤣
A nerd with that shape? No way bro 😂😂
when i first clicked on this video, i thought you actually were gonna destroy these kids, but i was disappointed XD
Xd he did
Twe Foju well he kinda did at the end
Twe Foju your acting like you can do better XD 🤣
Yeah the dude did everything I could do at 12 yrs old, and I’m a girl
@@bandz2512 seriously? what is so special? i mean, every 15-16 year old can do what he just did.
I don’t get this...At what point in this video do you start to play well!!? Seriously...where’s part 2?
am still waiting too
Lol hes shit haha
BS aside, I play better than this guy.
@@ElLuis3 lmao yeah
Lol I agree
Nice gameplay and footwork.
I really liked your performance.
as a brazilian i didnt even know he was acting as a nerd i thought he actual nerd
Bro why is your username Ronaldhino is clear of Pessi ?? Messi is better
@@corydevious Because Ronaldinho>>>>>>>>>That Pen Merchant
@@RonaldinhoClearOfPessi Bet.
Who has more ballon d’ors ? Messi.
Who has more golden boot ? Messi.
Who has more goals ? Messi.
Who has more assists ? Messi.
Who has more ucl ? Messi.
Who has more ligue 1 ? Messi.
Who has more copa amercia ? Messi.
Who has more g/a ? Messi.
Who has more penalties given Messi or Ronaldo ? it’s Ronaldo.
Who has more golden shoe ? Messi.
Who will win the super ballon d’or and get more then Ronaldhino? Messi.
Who has more ballon d’or points ? Messi.
Who has a better best scoring year ? Messi.
Who has more la Liga ? Messi.
Who has more wins in el Classico ? Messi.
Who has more man of the match ? Messi.
Who has more Olympic gold Medal ? Messi.
Who has more copa del ray ? Messi.
Who has more fifa club World Cup ? Messi.
Who has more Uefa super cup ? Messi.
Who has more trophies ? Messi.
Who has more awards ? Messi.
Who dominated more in the World Cup ? Messi.
Who has more goals for Barcalona ? Messi.
Who has more Hattricks ? Messi.
Who has more goals scored for psg ? Messi.
Who has more international goals ? Messi.
Who has more dribbles complete ? Messi.
Who has more matches won ? Messi.
Who did Ronaldinho say is the Greatest football player of all time ? Messi.
Messi has scored 91 goals in one year more then Ronaldinho’s most goals in a year.
Who’s gonna cry and call everything I said rigged ? YOU
Who is better ? Messi.
Who said messi is the goat ? Ronaldinho.
Who’s a Ronaldinho meat rider ? you.
End of discussion.. I will not even bother to listen to your wild opinions again
in europe every 12 year old sunday league goalkeeper would outskill him
In brazil or south america in general any 6 year old would smoke him
Yess hahahahaha!
@@friedmiracle9960 europe ia better at football actually
@@thisdude7569 south america had more speed and skills
@@basedfloppa3728 had is the key word .... 20 years ago
7:33 Americans: OMG!!! No way!!! how did he just do that?!
Rest of the World: How did no one come and take the ball from him?
O7D hahahah because they are idiots
If that was my teammate he was long gone
O7D I’m Brazilian bruh that’s exactly what I was thinking about it
Thats so true lol
I’m American and I’ve seen so much better than that.
The backflips were 🔥🔥
Esse cara, em qualquer quadra de futebol no Brasil ia passar vergonha
A nerd with a Gucci belt it’s epic
with a tattoo and that outfit. nerd alright LOL
Yea until the kindergarteners join then u have no chance
Expensivest nerd ever
Ikr
I think they didn't want to play with him cus nerds actually dress better.
SOo thats why the U.S. did not qualify for the World Cup 2018😂🤔
*Edit* Thanks for the likes👍
And im sure you are all betther footballers😂
@@KolliOde hahhahahah big ass loser
@Yeeticus 473 and lost to U17 8-2
@@Santiago-07wckeo and England beat them 6-0
Santi well men and women aren’t really equal when it comes to physical stuff
It's true tho😂😂😂
He couldn't even play in a German U14.
As an American, this dude would not last in my towns soccer matches
I thought you were actually gonna be good like those basketball vids but I guess I was wrong
At least he's not maining Vayne lol
100% right
Well he is american
It's America what do u expect?
@@SteveDaBozz good players don't come from America? Pulisic? Howard?
If someone call this sports soccer, he cant be good
Jerry ixx I haven’t heard anything more true in my life
MankyTomatoSoup 😂😂😂😂💔
That's such a stupid thing to say lmao.
fact
Don't use youtube if you hate america
dude playing barefoot was wild
If you try this in Europe, Brazil, argentina and Morocco they will actually think you are a nerd lol.😂
I'm still waiting for the skills. I'm at 9:07
Bern Esch u look like my pinkie toe lmao
HQHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Your hilarious dude! Keep it up
Bern Esch ahhahahaha me too
Connor Stroud you don’t even have a face pic
Stroud sounds like the name of a french countryside city
I was thing the same thing
Hello
Oliver Humphrey futbol*
Very possible. Man when I was a kid, would play football before school, break times, lunch, after school, go home for dinner and back out playing football til it was too dark to play anymore.
I miss that life, good times!
Well obviously, people who have it hard give it their all when it comes to football
Ur probably right ,but this is just a small portion of grown people who only got body but no skill it would be nice if the people ik could play a tournament against those who say Americans are trash not beef or anything but just for fun to actually see if we are that bad(us isn’t my birth country ,but I love it either way)
Thank God we have Football, Baseball, and Basketball or Europe would never win a World Cup.
The person said is this for a video? And the nerd said no WHAT DO U MEAN!!!!!!!?!???!?!?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My guy wearing the suspenders with a belt 😂
I’m Brazilian and I’m like “even my mom plays better than him”
Também achei isso, o conceito de bom para os americanos não chega perto de um brasileiro.
Ksksksk isso daí é baba para a gente
How can you speak English ?
@@idrisraheem4269 what do you mean by " how can you speak English"? anyone can learn this language
Pse tbm acho cara lixo
Absolutely shocked at the fact ppl in USA actually see this guy as a decent footballer.😂😂😂
In the US, this is a mostly a girl's sport. So yeah, it's a niche sport that little people dedicate any time to.
In uk this would still be decent football, not good but decent, dont hate this man and talk bad bout his skills
@@ciggy.fe11 nah it wouldn't be decent. Main mistake is in the UK, if yiu tried this you'd get 2 footed in the chest by some ginger before calling him a twat.
@@ciggy.fe11 also his skills are the equivalent of Gio Wise dribbling
@@ciggy.fe11 In the UK yes, but not in Europe or Spanish America.
thus was hard 😂🔥
Bro killed the last guy 🤣
Who thought that he was gonna act as a nerd and play good but ended up playin as nerd .... wasted my time....
*Edit:* wow 300 likes thank you.
even he trys to
*whisper* impress girls T_T u did see he was going close to pepole and then st retching then backflip 2:22 i cringed but only if he did NOT try to impress girls i was gonna say wow
He played average
He never says that he was going to play good either so it's your fault cause you watch it🙄
Hes no where near pro, but better than most Athletic average joe. Prob better than you, post a video so prove me wrong. Keyboard warriors these days lol
I have to say if your trash talking what about you challenge him ey? What I thought
These defenders make David Luis look like the second coming of Maldini
David luiz*
As an Arsenal fan, I can confirm David Luiz is basically just Ronald McDonald from the favelas
Lmaoooo
Edward Taylor Shkrodan Mistafi not Davi Liz 😂
Ashwin Muraleeskumar mustafi
Playing soccer in bare feet is terrifying
So no one's gonna talk about the perfect dap 🚶🏾
Every single other country: Football
US:SOCCER!!!!!!
Dbz d 😂😂😂
love the pfp and thats true
And Australia for some reason
Facxx
Fac
Try to play in Portugal or any other European country 😂, everyone like you can be cr7 in the US as it seems.
In Portugal he would get destroyed by 13 years old fr
@@gcampos77 I think 10 is enough
The same thing happened to them when I was playing basketball with them tho
Try to play in brazil 😉
@@reyadr225ahah no Brasil são só brincas na areia, aprendam a jogar a sério na tuga dread
6:05 my man just gave up XD
Im dying,"M-BAPE"
This is so cute, I’d want him to see against Europe’s 6yr olds
same
@@McEw you are not that good
so you have to see him against south american 1 year old
@@McEw was the video shot in 120fps???
Hes not that bad there's not much difference only Europe focuses more on being tactical while we focus more on Physical
This guy was literally playing against a bunch of noobs
john i i bruh this isn’t fortnite they’re not noobs they just trash
Hes bad but hes playing with a bunch o bad players
He’s playing with a bunch of Somalians that come hijack the game, whine and bitch over every out of bounds like it’s the cl final or which team plays next. Then hack you because unlike you, they don’t have to worry about work the next Monday
john i that’s why I rarely play there anymore
newbie instead of noob
4:57 respect
i love this dude i mean hes basicly the prophesor but in soccer lol
Whats the point of this Vid??? I thought he put on a show but this guy is not even skilled!
I lost my time watchin this fool he trash af
Same
Swear he's ass's😂
Same thinking, wtf ?
I wished i would read the comments first haha and avoid my time being wasted haha
I wasnt even disappointed, cuz from the moment i read the word "soccer" on the description video i knew it was going to be bad
For real tho
But soccer's fun 4 people
@@teamki0ne737 no football is
@@teamki0ne737 football is this⚽️ not this🏈❌
IQ JOE so what’s this 🏈?
everyone took a ball to their face😂
at 6:38 the guy in the back bro had me laughing hard😂😂😂😂😂 Bro's code told him to look up
I was waiting on the part where he got serious and actually “schooled” them
Was nursery school
He literally played against people who barely play.
Hes not as good as pro, but Definitely better than your average Athletic joe. Probably better than you, prove me wrong and post a video, make sure u include a middle finger for me so ill feel stupid. Keyboard warriors these days lol
henry 370z Tbh this guy is about the usual player you see. Not saying he’s not good but I’ve seen about his lvl or even better players. And looks like he’s playing against people who don’t even play in a daily bases or less. Most of the skills can be done by anyone who has played football for a while.
Manchester United
Bruhh for real don't big yourself up. UK Sunday league has better players
True
Ikr lol
Nah this is american "soccer", all the players are supposed to be shit
Any sunday League has better players...
@@suurkonn I thought the same till I moved to the US. Keep in Mind of how many immigrant live here.. My first year in high school. There where not even 1 american player on the team.. they were from all over the World..
When he said he isn’t a frog he’s a toad😂 0:42
OMG its the professor but football, im subbing!
"Soccer"
Football please, FOOTBALL
F O O T B A L L
No soccer and football
In the U.S it's soccer, anywhere else is just football.
It’s originally soccer but outside of the US is football⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️🏈🏈🚫🚫❌❌
@@Selameti_asumama
I was accidentally born on a work trip in Texas, I'm American
But... i never said soccer
I'm not retarded
@@Selameti_asumama
we are not perfect, let's first eliminate school shootings and massacres and then talk about being better than Europeans, every day in Texas can be my last day
Hahahahaha, imagine him playing in Europe or South America... career ended by 5 year olds loooool
And africa
Dude why would he go there Africa is shit South America is full of forest and Europe only tourist go there
The fact that he says soccer instead of football is already a sign that he isn't good at football
Nah but the way you screamed 4 more minutes soooooo loud my headphone broke😂
In Spain would be more difficult, well actually in every other country
Except maybe China and Somalia? Kinda looks like that's who he was playing against.
LoL in those country’s like Netherlands Belgia Spain etc he will get rekt easy
there's always a Asian that's better than you...
Germany, Denmark etc. lol
@@56564564nfghgfhj Eritreans are the best defenders all the injera make them strong
Weird to watch this as an european. People there are good at soccer but horrible at football 😅
Evizia RS Idk where you live but in France we playin good Football lmao
@@youthoughtlikeshitboyyy8991 France is really decent. But Americah no.
@@eviziars5898 decent ? There are world champion bro ! 😂🤦🏾♂️
WT P frances league is shit though , there's a reason two premier league teams won the champions league and europa league
@@ianrushsmoustache2282 Seria A and Premier League are the best
ItS nOt SoCcEr ItS fOoTbAlL
AHhHhhhHhHhHHh
He might look good in NA but in EU or South America every 10yo would clap him
Edit:holy shit guys thanks, i never got this many likes before.
so true xd
He doesn’t look good even for North America. That’s recreational soccer, not competitive football.
So true, but the sport is a joke full of people who are beta as hell.
Africa too
Shua nigga what you mean
Still waiting for him to start showing some actual skills
been 3 months still waiting
why are there so many elitist douche bags like you in the comments hating on him? He's just having some fun who cares if he's good or not
@@archit1048 been 7 monts still waiting
@@faganhuseynov5765 😅
It doesn't impress me at all!😤
4:16
That's me right there, the goal keeper all the damn time
You know you are allowed to use hands while goal keeping right?
@@harish123az yes, I do suck at soccer but I'm not a dumbass😂
What shoes is that?