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Everywhere: does things to try *not* to get people killed England: Boris be like "you're going to lose people you love" Ok c o o l... DO SOMETHING THEN PLEASE
and its even a blunt lie. Germany never had a travelban to the UK, either was it at any time the country with the most cases, even now. Also remember no one knew about Covid in December, it all started at the beginning of february with a starting lockdowns in march (which is essentially: wear a mask and if you can, stay at home but you can travel). When this video got released, we just got our first legislative orders.
@@knighToFdemonS idk maybe he is stuck in Germany for too long and forgot (also germany was one of the highest cases for like an hour or two before few country surpass it :D)
Tell me why I read this instead of with the “I’m in love with an e-girl” song I read it with the “can you get, can you get my, can you get my heavy dirty soul” by twenty one pilots 😂
Walter Goldstein gen z is generally defined as 1995-2010 so anyone between the ages of 10 and 25 is gen z and I think Wilbur is 24 but I could be wrong there
I think that america had good relations with them up until that one time they murdered like 5000 civilians for thought crimes during the french revolution
Wilbur without his glasses: IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS. Wilbur with his glasses: I'm sorry mom, *can you still make me Mac and cheese?* Also 12:52 for my people looking for home home
16:14 Wilbur: This is fake, I'll never go to France. Me: **Goes into Instagram and see's pictures of Wilbur, Tommy, and Philza in Disneyland IN FRANCE** Also me: You were saying..🙃
Now before anyone says anything PLEASE don't say he should've died from COVID! That's kinda cruel. EVEN for him! (I'm not supporting him though. In fact I'm not on anyone's side until more info on both sides come out!)
Support wilbur, we have no proof. And for those says he admited to it, how? It was his statement not apology. And every photo of shubble doesnt have any bruises. Wilbur did after they got into a fight though. He sacrifised so much for his veiwers. He streamed while his house was flooded, he lost his voice so many times just so the crowd could hear him, he even fucking stream on a stair case while his parents fough about how they didnt want him and how he was a disapointment. And if ur gonna call me a little kid with no life experience, im 19
@@aaronwagner2215multiple other creators have come out about their bad experiences with him, including several who had also been bitten. Not saying he deserves death threats and the horrible hate but its very clear he did what he did
Oh hey your the new recruitment? Yeah okay.. hold on lemme just... See where you're assigned to- just kidding. Get your thick protection suit like the rest of us and start with our 27th corona victim.
He also posted on his instagram story him with her kinda, so me too. But he said he booked the flight in December, and the dating show thing happened in like February??? Idk, idek why i even care about them two possibly dating. Ig they are that good together
Wilbur: "I'm stuck in Germany, and I probably can't go home for Easter cause of quarantine" My family: "lets go to Belgium for Easter, we already prepared the caravan"
Italy: Lockdown US: Lockdown Germany: Lockdown Uk: Just Nae Nae The Pain Away Edit: Thanks for 1K likes click here to see my thank you video! ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Игры
8:42
"I'm stuck in Berlin, I can't see my family"
- Germans trapped by the Berlin Wall in East Berlin during the Cold War, 1961, colorized
Well... I just read this comment as he said it
LMFOA HSVXVXHAHAHA
@@ewaskowronski376 ayo you wanna calm down my guy?
wasnt west berlin the side with the wall built around it?
@@greyjay9492 the wall divided east and west if that’s what u mean-
This dude looks like he's very stressed and being held at gunpoint.
Nah he just heard someone coughing outside his room
He’s paranoid
nikki is holding him hostage confirmed
:(
He probably is very stressed and anxious about his current situation :(
“I’m a smiley boy with tons of joy”
New lyric? I think it’s a keeper…..
lovejoy be like
“We are still friends, aren’t we, David?”
**clenches fists**
China: lockdown
America: lockdown
Italy: lockdown
Germany: lockdown
UK: sings happy birthday while washing hands
That one emo kid America isn’t on lockdown
Germany isn't on lockdown either
Funny thing is my guy boris is asking loads of companies to build medical equipment
Ireland: if we shut school we shut school for 15 BLOODY WEEKS
Everywhere: does things to try *not* to get people killed
England: Boris be like "you're going to lose people you love"
Ok c o o l... DO SOMETHING THEN PLEASE
12:40 here you go
There's ”fucking bananas..... Home home”
Do you know what does that "home home" mean? :) Im kinda new on this fandom and I dont know why I dont get it😂
@@nakkikeittoJR one: welcome! Two: it's really an inside joke cause wilbur randomly just said it
@@nakkikeittoJR Awwwwe, welcome to the fandom! :DD
@@raynboow3679 Thank you, thank you :D I already love this fandom😂
lol thank you
Wilbur: “look at me, look at me”.
Camera: *unfocus*
Wilbur: *holds up a mirror to the camera*
me: *expects there to actually be a reflection of me*
🏃♀️💨
Same lol
You don't need to expose us🤣🤣🤣
BRUV SAME-
😂😂😂
12:57
"Home home"
-Wilbur Soot 2020
Thanks m8
12.58
Thank you chosen one
3:50 Iwannagoback
I'm in quarantine
I'm in quarantine
I'm in quarantine
With an egirl.
(First comment for some reason) literaly just listened to this
and its even a blunt lie. Germany never had a travelban to the UK, either was it at any time the country with the most cases, even now. Also remember no one knew about Covid in December, it all started at the beginning of february with a starting lockdowns in march (which is essentially: wear a mask and if you can, stay at home but you can travel). When this video got released, we just got our first legislative orders.
@@knighToFdemonS idk maybe he is stuck in Germany for too long and forgot (also germany was one of the highest cases for like an hour or two before few country surpass it :D)
Tell me why I read this instead of with the “I’m in love with an e-girl” song I read it with the “can you get, can you get my, can you get my heavy dirty soul” by twenty one pilots 😂
knighToFdemonS he probably didn’t leave because of how dangerous it has been to travel.
‘L’CerealMan’
Wilbur: Wait no, he has a point. We could make a nation out of this...
No don’t ‘:|
Wilbur now: Wait no, he has a point. We could blow up the nation three times under three presidents and die because of it.
“i am not your banana boy” has the same energy as “i am not your meow meow”
“When I say no zoomers, I’m really just self-hating myself” if that ain’t the most gen z thing I’ve ever seen
i dont know what is..
But Wilbur isnt even from gen z he is from an millennial
Walter Goldstein gen z is generally defined as 1995-2010 so anyone between the ages of 10 and 25 is gen z and I think Wilbur is 24 but I could be wrong there
@@waltergoldstein8244 I’m sorry but Wilbur is actually Gen z XD most of mcyt are
@@sainticidal yeah lmao
_except for Hbomb_
My friends: what r u watching???
Me: Home Home
... same tho
Home Home
*Home Home*
what is the timestamp of the home home?
@@jannakatemarino9880 12:57
As a German, I can confirm that almost every hotel, b&b room and appartements and even in private houses and appartements lol
Yes
Wilbur: Just continuously saying “home, home” (before realising)
Me: *Just staring at the “sweet”*
Please figure it out- just- please-
Him: Ohhh theres sweet-
Me: :)
12:40
"Fucking bananas...Home Home"
Ummm thats wrong
Heres the real timestamp
12:53
@@pebble7555 12:54*
@@milo_got_the_milk 12:58*
It’s 12:54.
Y'all are dumbasses it's 4:20
“I would never go to France”
Spoken like a true Englishman
Or like a german
Like anyone really
@@slimeagedon5147 bruh
I think that america had good relations with them up until that one time they murdered like 5000 civilians for thought crimes during the french revolution
Jo gen go to dutch?? Is beter
Wilbur without his glasses: IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS.
Wilbur with his glasses: I'm sorry mom, *can you still make me Mac and cheese?*
Also 12:52 for my people looking for home home
16:14
Wilbur: This is fake, I'll never go to France.
Me: **Goes into Instagram and see's pictures of Wilbur, Tommy, and Philza in Disneyland IN FRANCE**
Also me: You were saying..🙃
"I'm more than just a banana boy."
-Wilbur "Banana Boy" Soot, 2020
he is also the dirty crime boy
@JuneDreams Honestly same, Wilbur :P
He said that when I read that lmaoo
I think you all mean Wilburnana boy
@JuneDreams t i m e s t a m p p l e a s e
This is just Wilbur having a mental break down for 16 minutes
True, true
E G G
I feel so sorry for him though :(
Thats literally all of his videos
True
I share my birthday with Wilbur
*✨The more you know✨*
I share a birthday with dream
@@mold.133 That's cool :]
happy birthday!
Thank you! =]
Lucky, I mean September 14th is like the 17th most common birthday.
Now before anyone says anything PLEASE don't say he should've died from COVID! That's kinda cruel. EVEN for him!
(I'm not supporting him though. In fact I'm not on anyone's side until more info on both sides come out!)
Thank you sm people are just so mean ⟟ understand he fucked up but that doesnt mean he deserves to die everyone has done mistakes and worse
Support wilbur, we have no proof. And for those says he admited to it, how? It was his statement not apology. And every photo of shubble doesnt have any bruises. Wilbur did after they got into a fight though.
He sacrifised so much for his veiwers. He streamed while his house was flooded, he lost his voice so many times just so the crowd could hear him, he even fucking stream on a stair case while his parents fough about how they didnt want him and how he was a disapointment. And if ur gonna call me a little kid with no life experience, im 19
@aaronwagner2215 this. This is what people just can't get throught their head
There is NO evidence from shelby NOTHING
@@aaronwagner2215multiple other creators have come out about their bad experiences with him, including several who had also been bitten. Not saying he deserves death threats and the horrible hate but its very clear he did what he did
I just started nursing in Germany, had my first day when corona broke out in my hospital.
This is fine
JoschWithAC what better way to learn then to be thrown in the deep end first day at work lol. Good luck
JoschWithAC hello, *welcome to hell*
Oh hey your the new recruitment? Yeah okay.. hold on lemme just... See where you're assigned to-
just kidding. Get your thick protection suit like the rest of us and start with our 27th corona victim.
Sorry
gl
why does he sound like he's on the verge of insanity
утка !! Hmm maybe because he is....
H
he always is 🤷♀️
He sounded that way since
утка !! Well... he is
13:08 *slowly get closer to the camera*
❤️Home Home x Clock ❤️
✨It’s a ship now ✨
nO
you can see the complete insanity in his eyes-
lol
HIS PERFECT, AMAZING EYES I LOVE CRAZY BOIS
@@olliee3460 Uh what
@@ntb1132 you heard me
@@olliee3460 No I didn't. I am unable to hear a RUclips comment/reply
“We’re gonna be looking at Reddit”
Soothouse fanbase: “I believe he is taunting us”
*kawolski kick intensifies*
He should just do soothouse videos whilst he’s locked in
Lmao
How many years have we waited for another video of Englishmen making fun of scotsmen. The piety of our strughles... Beans in a clock..
jus pop in a bean-v-d
Tbh quarantine was the best time of my life. Love you king!
4:54 Schrank von Ikea, so viel steht fest xD
Who else came to rewatch this.
🖐Home home🖐
🖐home home 🖐
✋Home home✋
✋home home✋
🖐home home 🖐
🤚Home home🤚
oh boy what a title, oh boy what a thumbnail.
YES.
Thank
@Kloe Haft same here lol
At 15:39 when he said "rob your local bakery" it reminded me of when I stole a sausage roll from Greggs when I was 7
this is giving me flashbacks from when from one day to another whole germany got send home in march 2020
"we're gonna be looking at Reddit"
Soothouse: the time has come.
I really miss soothouse. They were great.
@@environmentalawareness7983 yes!!
AHH IT IS ON 999 I WILL RUIN IT YES
IT IS 1K NOW
This feels like the video diary of a man who's been hiding in a bomb shelter for months because a zombie apocalypse has broken out
it really does
(insert fallout 76 meme here)
Wait are you telling me I’ve been in this bunker for no reason?
Wait what's the video
He looks like hes been hiding for 7 months in the bunker as well
I remember going home from school in March and being really excited because I didn't have to do actual school for two weeks. Oh how little I knew.
wilbur: "clock is dead introducing home home"
the clock: "bro why you bully me ;( "
"HE'S ONTO ANOTHER FOKING BANANA"
-minx that one time
Yesss
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME I T-
Time stamp plss
when he says "FrEindSHiP iS F**K" you can hear the insanity
Ye
69th like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Wilbur: turns around, looks at “home sweet home” sign, slowly covers “sweet” with his hand, and says “home home”
Me: :00 HOME HOME!!
The amount of lore in this singular video amazes me
Wilbur is a lot more chaotic when he's standing up
Elsewhere same what the heck
That makes 3 ig wtf
That makes 4, how
I think it might also be due to the situation
I also read that while he was almost eating his glasses...
Love you too m8 ❤️
why are there no comments
OmG iTs Ph1lZa MiNeCrAfT
Ph1lZa MiNeCrAfT
Ph1lZa MiNeCrAfT
Ph1lZa MiNeCrAfT
OmGgGgGFgGGGGGGgGgGGG
Hi
Hey
....
GAY
wilbur soot: "I'm in quarantine in Germany-"
wilbur soot stans: OMG ANOTHER PIECE TO FIND WHERE HE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wilbur: "im a smiley boi!"
idk why this made me so happy
"My first and maybe only reddit video"
Soot House fans: *d o u b t*
I do love me some *soot house*
sam e
Press X to *doubt*
@@themerpking8445 did love it coz its dead
What happened to soothouse
12:55
Wilbur: F’ UCKING BANNA- ... * places hand on sign * h o m e ␈ ꧁𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎꧂ シ
hoem home
H O M E H O M E
H o m e H o m e
E M O H E M O H
ho
m e
homE
i thought that closet was a really shiny fridge for like 5 minutes straight until they opened it
i got stuck in Germany last march too i was visiting my home town and oh boy was that an um.. adventure
i got stuck there for 6 months
Wilbur: Look at me.
The blur: No i don’t think i will.
Bahah im dead
Lol
внαнαнαнα
fukin love sweden mate
Jag tolar svenska
@@ATAT_Gaming tack gubben :)
This is why Wilbur doesn’t like ant eaters
Having come from Phil’s chaotic rocket league stream today, I can safely say that this comment aged like a fine wine.
@@creativeusername8962 indeed
idc if this was year ago, I need more of this thank you.
12:52 Yup thats going in the quote book
AS SOON as I’ve moved into my own home I’m getting a “home home” sign
Same
Until then a sign saying home home in minecraft is good enough
@@Ratburger_ that’s actually exactly what i did
i searched every website i could to find that damn sign. i only found a single one that was barely similar to it
SAME
"I'm not your banana boy"
We know Wilbur, you're the dirty crime boy
Hehe 69 likes
69 likes. nice.
@@Just_Astri and I ruined those 69 likes :)
@@bobatea7608 you son of a...
Ye
I quite enjoyed this, thank you! You brought a smile to my day!
I know how you feel. Me and my family were going to ocean city in the summer for 2 weeks and we ended up staying for a month and a half!
friendship ended with clock, home home is my new best friend
Home Home
beat me to it
Haha it’s reference to that one poster guy get it hahaha where he made that photoshop with some India haha
I was thinking about the same thing
Hous Hous
“If I am stuck here, you’ll be expecting another reddit video coming up soon”
*I hope you get out of there asap*
This isnt the first time nobody got out of germany
SootHouse be back baby
@@theboopybooper648 hehe
@@theboopybooper648 hehe dark humour is best humour
"maybe if I don't get out if Germany the next video will be with Niki."
I dunno man. I think he should stay.
Little does he know he will have gone to france with tommy two years later
12:52 this is it. This is where he definitely lost It.
"When I say no zoomers, I'm really just self hating myself"
how zoomer of you
I would like, but it’s at 666 so... ✌︎('ω'✌︎ )
Wut 800 likes and I'm the second command... That's rare
When he put the mirror in front of the camera and said “look at yourselves” my brain actually thought my reflection would show up for a second
SMOLL BREIN LIME.
same
Ah yes, an intellectually gone non-existent brain person, fucking stupid, like me.
Captain Steampunk Gaming yep pretty mch
My intelligence quotient is so unimaginably high! It's AT LEAST in the double digits.
Looking back on this in 2023 is amazing just realizing how long it has been since Covid started
Wilbur: “I’m just a smiley boy. I’m a smiley boy with so much joy!😃”
"I'm going to be reading reddit posts"
Soothouse fans: You couldn't live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
Soouthouse commited non exist just so wilbur can do it solo lmao jk
hey i made this a meme and put it in the subreddit... just wanted to let ya know
everytime wilbur said 'germany' my brain said 'nihachu'
Same
He also posted on his instagram story him with her kinda, so me too. But he said he booked the flight in December, and the dating show thing happened in like February??? Idk, idek why i even care about them two possibly dating. Ig they are that good together
He streamed with her next to him yesterday she even hugged him on stream
*Wilbur: I'm stuck in nihachu*
you either know or you don't know.
Fedora clip?
At the end- he moved the “Home Home” back to its place. i liked it where it was before he moved it again :(
Wilbur: "I will never go to France"
Me: *cries in french*
Wilbur: "I'm stuck in Germany, and I probably can't go home for Easter cause of quarantine"
My family: "lets go to Belgium for Easter, we already prepared the caravan"
Sylestic • 30 years ago I was wondering the same
We’re all going to fucking die man there’s nothing to say
420 likes just blaze it
@@ianb2722 bruh
Oh wow, what happened here lmao
"You guys thinking you're so funny, comparing me to Arthur the anteater"
Is this where his hatred of anteaters began?
(7:22)
@Craig Woodage no, he is not
No, the hatred started when he was eating spaghetti carbonara with off cheese whilst watching them with their sh*t diet options.
@@wollo5676 this definitely didn't help tho lmao
OH is it?????
I feel like the stealing a loaf of bread to feed your starving family may have been a reference to Les Miserable but what do I know
16:15 “see this is fake, I would never go to france” *goes to france with tommy to go to disney*
Wilbur: *suffering*
RUclips: Now this is top trending material
Distant Silver lmao yes
i made you to 420 likes yayyy
They should provide quarantine gyms. How are they gonna stay sexy you know?
it's a small price to pay for trending
Suffering?
Italy: Lockdown
US: Lockdown
Germany: Lockdown
Uk: Just Nae Nae The Pain Away
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uk: (scouse accent) wash your hands whilst singing happy birthday twice xxx
Don't forget Denmark
The Netherlands are gonna be locked down soon aswell
Next month is stage 4. Complete lockdown
Sweden relates
7:30 arguably the best bit in the video
"Ever since I waved goodbye to Minecraft" MHM SUUURE L'MANBOY
L'manboy😂😂😂 i love it
_L’manboy_
L'manboi
ℓ'мαивσι
OKAY SURE GHOSTBUR
Willbur: “I don’t need you”
Sir we pay your bills
LMAO
so truee
YES WE DOOO LMAO
😂😂
the way Wilbur started praying to home home after saying: “FUCKING BANANAS”
Wilbur: Look me in the eyes
Blur: Im ‘bout to end this man’s whole career
"I'm in Quarantine in Germany" Willkommen zur Party.
Jep
wir sind doch garnicht unter quarantäne
Iche habe armzsmarchen
Zur Party?
Cloudy曇り itchken izenburg
6:52 he just referred to us as chat
*Bruh*
habits
We're stuck with this name now
12:54 the time stamp of Wilbur saying "home home"
hey!! Germany is amazing (I'm German and i just kinda recently stumbled in this fandom and AHHHH i love itt )
when he put the mirror up to the camera i really expected to see myself. i-
🤦
SAME-
Don't worry me too
i posed-
Title: Germany
Germans : hippity hoppity, se comment section is now our Staatseigentum
Envoy of Mortality lol
das ist dumm
*hippity hoppity diese Kommentare sind jetzt unser Staatseigentum
Consider yourself V E R S T A A T L I C H T
Time to Anchluss the fuck outta this comment section
Him: *shows mirror*
Me: wait- am I a vampire?
Home home will never get old
German soldier's last words before being slaughtered by the soviets: "I've locked myself in a hotel room"
Hitler's last words before he committed suicide.
Proof that self isolation is perfect
I like tis one
"Ich habe mich in einem Hotel raum eingeschlossen"
@@sinned946 Besser.
tell me why when he pulled out the mirror i genuinely expected to see my own reflection 😐
Physic
Idk but I did too. 😆
SAME LMFAO
SAME LMAOOOO
Yea same 😂😂😂
6:15 phawking adorable human
12:55 frickin bananas! ~home home~
I thought you were gonna be with Niki when you said "soft" quarantine in Germany
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
i think this video was recorded a few days ago, because yesterday during Minecraft Championships, wilbur was with Niki IRL!
Wilbur streamed mc championship in nikis house
@@hodwilver3656 :o
@@simonmorris8667 Profile picture checks out
im literally gonna cry bc of it
me too bro
Ur German?
Youre... verified???
@@TheoMogura Seal has over 200k subscribers, of course they're verified.
669 like noice
hi
12:52 I've replayed that at least 20 times
wilbur : i would never go to France also wilbur : * goes to France with tommy phil and mumza *
"I'm stuck in Berlin and I cant see my family"-will.
now where have i heard this before?
The political channel Right wing politics this comment is so underrated
jew jews bizzare adventure
@@defectivepikachu4582 He could also be talking about the Berlin Wall. East Germans couldn't visit their family in the West.
@@defectivepikachu4582 sadly no.
@@julielove4evr you and @crispbo are both clueless