I asked 33k people to LIE on my survey. Here are the results.

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  • Опубликовано: 19 дек 2024

Комментарии • 18 тыс.

  • @mynx5375
    @mynx5375 4 года назад +2328

    For the “What job did you want growing up” I’m surprised “Alive” wasn’t one of the tops answers tbh

    • @hallway_revenant7919
      @hallway_revenant7919 4 года назад +56

      If you look closely in the bottom left at 7:58, Someone put Aut-ism as their religon lmao

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 4 года назад +8

      I mean, that’s what I would have put probably 😂

    • @MaxiiSMP
      @MaxiiSMP 3 года назад +4

      I put elmo lol

    • @yinyangmaddiandpurplemadi3956
      @yinyangmaddiandpurplemadi3956 3 года назад +2

      @@hallway_revenant7919 I mean without lieing same xD

    • @aimeevantuijl3842
      @aimeevantuijl3842 3 года назад +4

      Someone put god as job 11:17

  • @Atomas69
    @Atomas69 4 года назад +4003

    "Please lie"
    Everyone: *Says the truth*
    "Please answer as truthfully as possible"
    Everyone: *lies*

    • @ericschuetz817
      @ericschuetz817 4 года назад +72

      Reverse psychology

    • @Wusyaname_
      @Wusyaname_ 4 года назад +73

      Task failed successfully

    • @Coolkid77107
      @Coolkid77107 4 года назад +5

      Atomas exactly they will never know

    • @xshsj
      @xshsj 4 года назад +9

      @@Wusyaname_ ur profile pic is perfect

    • @camix4843
      @camix4843 4 года назад +3

      Yup

  • @WiltedSalads
    @WiltedSalads 4 года назад +6933

    “What is your relationship with your parents”
    It’s the second worst thing that’s happened to those orphans

  • @maxmanchik
    @maxmanchik 3 года назад +2216

    "What gender you identify yourself as?"
    10. Your mom
    11. Gay

    • @smug2525
      @smug2525 2 года назад +95

      11. Gay
      12. Cat
      13. God

    • @Emy_Misfitsisters
      @Emy_Misfitsisters 2 года назад +24

      Lol ikr I was laughing so much when those answers popped up

    • @TheDiamondOG_YT
      @TheDiamondOG_YT 2 года назад +13

      @@smug2525 I put helicopter

    • @Corvus_Brachyrhynchos
      @Corvus_Brachyrhynchos 2 года назад +6

      did you know that somewhere, even you are being watched by a greater scaup.

    • @loreteller.
      @loreteller. Год назад +5

      14. Attack helicopter

  • @Apparently_I_am_everywhere
    @Apparently_I_am_everywhere 4 года назад +7960

    Someone said they had 0.5 sexual partners.
    *Oh no.*

  • @ehhhhchoon
    @ehhhhchoon 4 года назад +3074

    “do you miss any of your ex-partners?”
    of course not my aim is better than that

    • @ehhhhchoon
      @ehhhhchoon 4 года назад +163

      i feel the need to say that that was a joke

    • @shawnmatt5
      @shawnmatt5 4 года назад +24

      Elizabeth Chun no need

    • @Kizaco
      @Kizaco 4 года назад +23

      Yeah, to bad my aim sucks

    • @endistresse
      @endistresse 4 года назад +82

      *BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER*

    • @howisgamora_
      @howisgamora_ 4 года назад +19

      Ah I see you’re a man of culture

  • @johnplow7
    @johnplow7 5 лет назад +1732

    Lol. Just a couple of answers on the survey that he did not read.
    “I’m straight”
    “I’m not gay”

    • @beep4263
      @beep4263 5 лет назад +4

      he didn't read a lot of the answers, what is your point?

    • @johnplow7
      @johnplow7 5 лет назад +9

      Lazernum those are just a couple that caught my eyes that I decided to share

    • @ifan.stoddart
      @ifan.stoddart 5 лет назад +2

      J Plow and yes

    • @beep4263
      @beep4263 5 лет назад +1

      J Plow ah yes

  • @aeronphobic
    @aeronphobic 2 года назад +503

    Wilbur: “How do you live with yourselves?”
    Me: “I don’t. I shift realities at every minor inconvenience.”

  • @outspade
    @outspade 5 лет назад +10197

    "Can you tell us an interesting fact about yourself?"
    Yes

    • @readifsussy7428
      @readifsussy7428 5 лет назад +154

      The law requires that I answer 'yes'

    • @TommyElijahCabelloReal
      @TommyElijahCabelloReal 5 лет назад +38

      Profile pic checks out

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 лет назад +7

      I started a minecraft funny Moments series with strangers on my channel and I'd be glad if yall checked it @nd subbed. Like that'd be c00l ya know cause like views But no girls. I swear if I see one girl

    • @ryanb9158
      @ryanb9158 5 лет назад +20

      @@soa0 ur bad 👎🏿

    • @joshuawesome249
      @joshuawesome249 5 лет назад

      Name checks out

  • @dinosaurlovindipshit9487
    @dinosaurlovindipshit9487 4 года назад +2433

    OMG HE READ THE QUESTION “are you happy” AND THEN THE AD THAT GOES “how bout no” POPPED UP. IM DYING 😂

    • @rusucosmin4951
      @rusucosmin4951 4 года назад +14

      L

    • @borahbros1664
      @borahbros1664 4 года назад +21

      But it was the opposite... so...
      Nah it’s still funny! 😂

    • @galuxistar1615
      @galuxistar1615 4 года назад +11

      Lol I’ve seen that ad, is it the discovery thing

    • @Lilyjem39
      @Lilyjem39 4 года назад +11

      @@galuxistar1615 YES THE AD WHERE THEY JUST SAY NO SOMEONE KNOWS ME

    • @jake6399
      @jake6399 4 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @justaweirdo3707
    @justaweirdo3707 4 года назад +1919

    "How is your relationship with your parents?"
    'Alive'
    Damn. I got one dead, one alive.

  • @jupiter_74
    @jupiter_74 2 года назад +313

    i swear, just him genuinely caring for his fan base is so great and it makes me feel so happy

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +23139

    I feel like 70% of the people who took the survey forgot they had to lie

  • @lemondotzip
    @lemondotzip 3 года назад +3635

    I love the guy who said "none, they all suck" on the presidents one

    • @superd6238
      @superd6238 3 года назад +64

      it was technoblade

    • @asher6072
      @asher6072 3 года назад +98

      @@superd6238 i agree but they were supposed to lie. So instead I respect anyone who said they were all great.

    • @TheMaskedWarrior9001
      @TheMaskedWarrior9001 3 года назад +6

      I would have put "Funny Valentine"

    • @CodedDespair
      @CodedDespair 3 года назад

      no homo

    • @string0098
      @string0098 3 года назад

      haha same am i right ? wait no

  • @lastbraincell678
    @lastbraincell678 4 года назад +2974

    A lot of people are talking about Wilburs fans being depressed, but I’m just sitting here wheezing as the number goes up when he searched “penis”

    • @splishymancity
      @splishymancity 4 года назад +23

      Most likely less than 40% aren't depressed.

    • @Pastel_cherrii
      @Pastel_cherrii 3 года назад +41

      haha yes. wilbur attracts deppressed ppl. *_like me and most likely you and everyone else in the comments and every one else in my life_* what? i didnt say anything.... _totaly_

    • @baruna6466
      @baruna6466 3 года назад +17

      IT WASN'T STOPPING

    • @Olivia-tp8em
      @Olivia-tp8em 3 года назад +3

      cant i be both? imma be both.

    • @markouellette6868
      @markouellette6868 3 года назад +2

      Im completely fine hey dad why can't I borrow the toaster again 😂

  • @cherry_blossom5372
    @cherry_blossom5372 3 года назад +168

    He should go through the new responses. I would love to know how many people said L'manburg as what country they're from

  • @CoasterCrest
    @CoasterCrest 4 года назад +16272

    People who answered "yes" to everything on this survey:
    "Well yes, but actually no"

  • @clarepaulsen3330
    @clarepaulsen3330 4 года назад +17834

    Alternate title:
    RUclipsr realizes his fan base is depressed

    • @skullz0up116
      @skullz0up116 4 года назад +264

      Clare Paulsen pretty much the video

    • @meowdyllic
      @meowdyllic 4 года назад +130

      lmfao literally

    • @icusyss4397
      @icusyss4397 4 года назад +57

      Lmao me tho

    • @cddvd5360
      @cddvd5360 4 года назад +29

      Its at 666 likes

    • @clarepaulsen3330
      @clarepaulsen3330 4 года назад +8

      I swear I am not everywhere not anymore :(

  • @dizzzyxess
    @dizzzyxess 3 года назад +2499

    "you want to talk?"
    tHeRaPy WiTh WiLbUr
    actually i would love to talk-

    • @crossingplays2155
      @crossingplays2155 3 года назад +41

      Everything will get better if you give it time. The only one holding you back from happiness is yourself. Tune out the hate, and be your innermost self

    • @crossingplays2155
      @crossingplays2155 3 года назад +8

      @@this_empty_void8722 Thanks! Just trying to make anyone's life just alittle better

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад +6

      @@crossingplays2155 thanks, but what if your hate is the fucked up society we live in? tuning that out is called suicide and i dont wanna do that

    • @Kai-iy3kk
      @Kai-iy3kk 3 года назад +6

      @@six_buck_dlc Well, if you don't let it bother you then it should get better. It's hard to ignore things like that but it gets easier. I promise.

    • @Raegoer
      @Raegoer 3 года назад +15

      @@six_buck_dlc overthrow capitalism. steal pens

  • @astrophynix179
    @astrophynix179 2 года назад +41

    Can we just appreciate that Wilbur is genuinely concerned for his fanbase? You can literally hear the concern in his voice while reading some of those messages...

  • @horizonentertainment3129
    @horizonentertainment3129 4 года назад +1811

    Wilbur: “what’s your favorite country?”
    393 people: *Yes*

  • @chickenmuppets6746
    @chickenmuppets6746 4 года назад +1687

    "What is your relationship with your parents?" "Technoblade hasn't gotten to them."

  • @DSRmario
    @DSRmario 5 лет назад +1103

    "What is your biggest fear"
    "Soothouse"...
    lmao didnt see that one coming

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 лет назад

      I started a minecraft funny Moments series with strangers on my channel and I'd be glad if yall checked it and subbed. Like that'd be c00l y@ know. But no girls. I swear if I see one girl

    • @clamjuice2179
      @clamjuice2179 5 лет назад +4

      Yellow Soa ew girls have cooties

  • @nightshade5606
    @nightshade5606 2 года назад +53

    Alternate title: Wilbur finds out that we’re pretty much all depressed

  • @bluejeanmeanie
    @bluejeanmeanie 5 лет назад +4257

    “I like the incest one.”
    -Wilbur 2019

    • @soa0
      @soa0 5 лет назад +3

      I started a minecraft funny Moments series with strangers on my channel sort@ like bootlegged smplive and I'd be glad if yall checked it and subbed. Like that'd be c00l ya know. But no girls. I swear if I see one girl

    • @darklord7979
      @darklord7979 5 лет назад +22

      Yes

    • @BrandonBeanland
      @BrandonBeanland 5 лет назад

      @@darklord7979 same

    • @Sand.Springs
      @Sand.Springs 5 лет назад

      As I read your comment

    • @Nick-ks2kg
      @Nick-ks2kg 5 лет назад +1

      Wow someone ruined 911 likes

  • @nickolias7292
    @nickolias7292 4 года назад +1795

    Wilbur: "Please lie."
    Everyone lies.
    Wilbur: "Why would you make that up?"

    • @qand_8589
      @qand_8589 4 года назад +9

      Nickolias yes

    • @keriahenta
      @keriahenta 4 года назад

      i made it 969 likes...

    • @Pikayoshgamer
      @Pikayoshgamer 4 года назад +2

      @@blueroses6305 i dont know if im going to be scammed scarred or rickrolled but im taking my chances

    • @Pikayoshgamer
      @Pikayoshgamer 4 года назад

      @@blueroses6305 not what i expected honestly

  • @tinycrash5467
    @tinycrash5467 3 года назад +5293

    Alternate title,”Wilbur discovers his kinky, depressed fan base”

  • @stephanieann9522
    @stephanieann9522 2 года назад +53

    When it was the biggest fear and said death and Wilbur was like “these are genuine fears” I was like “oh… I thought we just all wanted to die”

  • @autumnknox7108
    @autumnknox7108 4 года назад +4408

    "What's your gender?"
    a t o a s t e r

  • @kylier404
    @kylier404 4 года назад +2043

    Wilbur: "you could say poopoo peepee for everything and still be correct!"
    Also Wilbur: *gets annoyed when people put "Mars" as where they were born because it's not a country*

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 4 года назад +4

      Stolen.

    • @raviedavieu
      @raviedavieu 4 года назад +25

      @@potentia16 the internet's a printer man don't let yourself be bothered by it lolnbegsyyckwbwhxifodwja

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 4 года назад +4

      @@raviedavieu yesyes

    • @cutiestrikesback
      @cutiestrikesback 4 года назад +1

      @@potentia16 welcome to the internet, where nothing is original.

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 4 года назад +1

      @@cutiestrikesback fum fact me saying yesyes is me stealing the word in the internet!

  • @femboyfox6504
    @femboyfox6504 2 года назад +363

    "How's your relationship with your parents?" absolutely perfect. nothing bad. my dad is sober, and my mom doesn't smoke. my dad and mom don't fight a lot, and my dad totally didn't try to buy my love and manipulate me after they divorced, and after getting back together with her treating me like shit. nope, never happened. nothing close to it.

  • @fruit8109
    @fruit8109 3 года назад +7993

    He actually got upset when he found out most of his audience is depressed/sad, he was genuinely concerned about all his fans' mental health, I love him so much

    • @ThoseWhoKnowBalkan
      @ThoseWhoKnowBalkan 3 года назад +59

      ehhhh, many people fake depression for attention though

    • @xtato
      @xtato 3 года назад +447

      @@ThoseWhoKnowBalkan doesnt change the fact that theres still many out there suffering from depression, joke or not, people are afraid to open up what they feel cause of a single message like yours.

    • @fruit8109
      @fruit8109 3 года назад +328

      @@ThoseWhoKnowBalkan how much attention could you get out of a survey that 30k+ people took? Also kind of a dick move to automatically assume they're faking it, depression is an incredibly common thing that a LOT of people suffer from. And like he said, people naturally wanna vent when they know its anonymous and nothing can actually happen. Plus, wilbur helps so many people every day- even if it's just comforting them for 20 minutes- and these people got the chance to rant to the person who helps them. And anyway, even if they were faking it, my point still stands because wilbur still showed that he cared. He still showed genuine concern under the assumption that they werent being assholes and faking it

    • @SARAH1989tv
      @SARAH1989tv 3 года назад +60

      @@ThoseWhoKnowBalkan but he was still concerned

    • @Kinich-f2p
      @Kinich-f2p 3 года назад +19

      @@xtato true

  • @azura4442
    @azura4442 3 года назад +6465

    so the thing we’ve learned today is that majority of wilburs fan base is INCREDIBLY SAD

    • @alexanderhamilton9285
      @alexanderhamilton9285 3 года назад +128

      are you really surprised??? this is the guy who made ycgma and maybe i was boring

    • @trimsk9283
      @trimsk9283 3 года назад +46

      no because on questions like 'are you happy?' a lot of people were memeing and saying yes no matter the question

    • @AlexaB1325
      @AlexaB1325 3 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @glazedstarlight9734
      @glazedstarlight9734 3 года назад +39

      I don't think it's just Wilbur's fan base. It's probably everyone, including me who has depression.

    • @sura4998
      @sura4998 3 года назад +12

      im a wilbur fan i am sad i am dead and i am the edgy kid everyone hates. best life ever.

  • @mayo3630
    @mayo3630 3 года назад +12779

    Alternate Title: Wilbur finds out that his entire fan base is either dirty or depressed

    • @mayo3630
      @mayo3630 3 года назад +61

      @@bowlooatmeal1428 wdym??

    • @C4L-LLAJ-LLRB
      @C4L-LLAJ-LLRB 3 года назад +9

      @@mayo3630 stolen

    • @Millie-eb3iz
      @Millie-eb3iz 3 года назад +113

      Or both.

    • @toasterbath6997
      @toasterbath6997 3 года назад +5

      Where’s ur pfp from Mayo

    • @mayo3630
      @mayo3630 3 года назад +31

      @@toasterbath6997 oh a friend from discord shared it to me i think it’s on Pinterest though!

  • @emiliaa2621
    @emiliaa2621 3 года назад +51

    I love how he says "so what have I learned? I've learned that you are very sick, twisted individuals" - 18:12

  • @optimex6424
    @optimex6424 3 года назад +1726

    Wilbur: gets mad about getting the date of assassination wrong by one year
    Also Wilbur: Says Andrew Garfield instead of James

    • @PaperMortal
      @PaperMortal 2 года назад +45

      IM SO GLAD SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED 😂 AND EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKED IT UP TO FIND OUT THE DATE HE STILL DIDNT CORRECT HIMSELF

    • @dakotaskong759
      @dakotaskong759 2 года назад +12

      Thank god someone else noticed 😭😭

    • @AllSuperHeroes
      @AllSuperHeroes 2 года назад +39

      that freaked me out as a fan of Andrew Garfield the actor

    • @joanna4500
      @joanna4500 2 года назад +8

      yeah i was so confused 😂

    • @xxlemonfoxxx9145
      @xxlemonfoxxx9145 2 года назад +12

      "I'm a shame I'm a sham... I'm a scam" -Wilbur soot 2020

  • @charlieglitcher
    @charlieglitcher 5 лет назад +1589

    “What gender are you?”*
    *”toaster”*

    • @AhhhhhhNoodleCyborg
      @AhhhhhhNoodleCyborg 4 года назад +16

      @@user88988k Hi toaster, I'm dad!

    • @kfasdt
      @kfasdt 4 года назад +1

      Aigis, is that you?

    • @exicutioner161
      @exicutioner161 4 года назад +1

      am not toaster.
      am a potato

    • @stopplecone
      @stopplecone 4 года назад +1

      I am Groot

    • @laggianput
      @laggianput 4 года назад +1

      No one made a joke about a 2003 tv show ok

  • @brooklyn4928
    @brooklyn4928 4 года назад +1604

    How did he know what year Garfield was assassinated whereas I, an American, didn't even know we had a president named Garfield?

    • @happyspacecat408
      @happyspacecat408 4 года назад +105

      Our educational system sucks, that's why

    • @dragonsaway9710
      @dragonsaway9710 4 года назад +67

      He didn't do much to makr himself famous. He wasn't a bad president, he was good for the economy, just nothing big.

    • @boes__bw766
      @boes__bw766 4 года назад +34

      Neither dose he, he said “Andrew Garfield”, his name is James Garfield

    • @empoliyis1127
      @empoliyis1127 4 года назад +13

      @@boes__bw766 ah yes dose

    • @thejcutz
      @thejcutz 4 года назад +20

      @@boes__bw766 I didn’t know SpiderMan was a president

  • @Junelegiac
    @Junelegiac 2 года назад +34

    Wilbur: *Makes one history mistake*
    Wilbur: Hang me in the square 💀

  • @PeachDragon_
    @PeachDragon_ 4 года назад +3737

    "What is your actual job"
    CRACK WHORE

    • @Laittth
      @Laittth 4 года назад +8

      3 of the same comments by the same person in a row

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 4 года назад +5

      @@Laittth ???

    • @Laittth
      @Laittth 4 года назад +2

      @@PeachDragon_ you posted three comments in the same format and they appeared on top of eachother for me

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 4 года назад +4

      @@Laittth cool, that was supposed to happen lol

    • @Schnitzelbube1
      @Schnitzelbube1 4 года назад +2

      god. my job is god lol

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 3 года назад +1700

    I love that one of the most popular answers to “tell me an interesting fact about yourself” was “I’m straight” meaning a lot of people answering were not straight

    • @six_buck_dlc
      @six_buck_dlc 3 года назад +51

      Wilbur's fans are mostly bi

    • @snek861
      @snek861 3 года назад +10

      @@six_buck_dlc that or they are all gay

    • @dan_hengs_left_horn
      @dan_hengs_left_horn 3 года назад +12

      I put I am definitely very very straight. Yup.

    • @lilpencil1808
      @lilpencil1808 3 года назад +4

      @@six_buck_dlc ew

    • @dragonmage1175
      @dragonmage1175 3 года назад +8

      @@lilpencil1808 bro what

  • @whyyousomadtho5371
    @whyyousomadtho5371 3 года назад +5092

    I wish the person that said “the kazoo kid” as their favorite president a very lovely day/night.

  • @theriveracis5172
    @theriveracis5172 2 года назад +40

    Good to know Wilbur’s fan base does not fear death.
    Imagine what we could accomplish, were he to lead us in glorious rebellion…

  • @Arkaeuss
    @Arkaeuss 4 года назад +10359

    I lied about lying on the survey

    • @vrabiealexandru2755
      @vrabiealexandru2755 4 года назад +393

      then you did lie so you didnt lie

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 года назад +143

      Yes.

    • @Arkaeuss
      @Arkaeuss 4 года назад +196

      @@vrabiealexandru2755 But if I didn't lie, then I did lie

    • @vrabiealexandru2755
      @vrabiealexandru2755 4 года назад +81

      @@Arkaeuss "Yes! We'll trick that moron with a paradox" you didnt lie, you told us the truth on the survey.

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 4 года назад +13

      "Hmm... Id go... True. Definitely true."

  • @abby4138
    @abby4138 4 года назад +13601

    Alternate title: wilbur growing more and more concerned about his fanbase

  • @hanchijihi6626
    @hanchijihi6626 3 года назад +484

    Someone really answered "*dabs on depression*" oh god I just cant-

  • @Alien_Attack
    @Alien_Attack 2 года назад +8

    The fact Wilbur cares so much about his audience and shows genuine concern. It makes me feel comfortable to know that despite how many of us there are hes still concerned and interactive. It almost brings me to tears everything I realize that, no wonder he's such a huge comfort to watch. Granted he probably won't see this, but a part of me hopes he does. He makes me happy and manages to cheer me up. So I thank you.

  • @bananaboomer6663
    @bananaboomer6663 5 лет назад +3882

    "Who is your favorite US president"
    Hundreds of people: *Adolf Hitler*

  • @bruhmoment6360
    @bruhmoment6360 4 года назад +298

    Wilbur when he looks at mars: *that is a planet not a country*
    Also Wilbur before he started: YOU COULD ANSWER POOPOOPEEPEE AND IT WOULD BE CORRECT

  • @willburning
    @willburning 4 года назад +898

    I like how Wilbur really cares abt his fans like. He thought that he should talk to them

  • @graceravencross7245
    @graceravencross7245 2 года назад +7

    "I'm madly in love with everything you do, but how do you live with yourselves?" sounds like it would be one of his song lyrics.

  • @sammccrowell3218
    @sammccrowell3218 4 года назад +1620

    “I like the i n s c e s t one”
    - Wilbur 2019

  • @finjicat
    @finjicat 4 года назад +771

    You should do a video that’s:
    “Joining my viewers discord calls and checking if they need help”

  • @silverluna8218
    @silverluna8218 5 лет назад +7664

    The guy who answered “yes” identifies as “no”.

  • @H4l0o
    @H4l0o 2 года назад +3

    I love the fact that Wilbur is worried abt us, he’s a really big support, since my cat died the support slowly faded away, so he’s the reason why I didn’t leave, thanks for everything wil, you make my life better, I’m going on watching more of you’re videos, they make me happy and forget abt all the hard times I’m having

  • @arcandi5560
    @arcandi5560 3 года назад +2365

    Plot Twist: They're actually lying about lying

  • @izzyb_ella_m5362
    @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 года назад +4604

    “How’s your relationship ship with your parents?”
    “ *K I N K Y* “

  • @inklingplush7592
    @inklingplush7592 3 года назад +2785

    "what is your relationship with your parents"
    "alive"
    me: HELP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING

    • @itsjeremy5639
      @itsjeremy5639 3 года назад +60

      HELP I SHOULDNT BE LAUGHING TO THIS JOKE

    • @girlemployee
      @girlemployee 3 года назад +60

      don't feel bad, i was the person who submitted that answer and i joke about it all the time myself :D

    • @maaarceee
      @maaarceee 3 года назад +6

      😭😂

    • @elyxisea
      @elyxisea 3 года назад +6

      Lol same

    • @shittyliving
      @shittyliving 3 года назад +5

      me: amazing

  • @rasmalaii.i
    @rasmalaii.i 2 года назад +23

    Quarantine changed Wilbur... now he's a dirty crime boi

    • @paiball._.
      @paiball._. 2 года назад

      he just walks around being strange

  • @shaemarie1493
    @shaemarie1493 3 года назад +9241

    The fact that he’s actually concerned for his fan base is so heart warming

  • @Rasinboi
    @Rasinboi 4 года назад +1915

    “Wakanda isn’t a real place”
    I think he’s lying about this

    • @aylove_77
      @aylove_77 4 года назад +18

      And then the black panther dude just died

    • @xoxosapphiresblingshinexox5290
      @xoxosapphiresblingshinexox5290 4 года назад +22

      Black_lives_matter his name is Chadwick boseman please :(

    • @jamjjade
      @jamjjade 4 года назад +11

      Paulo Dietrich no, it still is and forever will be.

    • @nasdfigol
      @nasdfigol 4 года назад +1

      IkR

    • @laurelily
      @laurelily 4 года назад +5

      @Paulo Dietrich *is, his name doesn't change just because he died 😐

  • @rabit1998g
    @rabit1998g 5 лет назад +1800

    you should have tried to make a survey where everyone is asked to lie and the second one where everybody just say the truth with the same questions and then compare the plots and results

    • @borundle7197
      @borundle7197 5 лет назад +1

      Tried

    • @tetsmaster860
      @tetsmaster860 5 лет назад +5

      Зелинский Владимир

    • @---uu1vj
      @---uu1vj 4 года назад +4

      @@tetsmaster860 братан момент

    • @squiggle.64
      @squiggle.64 4 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250
      @closetsclosetsclosetsclose9250 4 года назад +1

      Yes and then write a boom about, become super famous, win a bunch of prizes, and go down in history as one of the smartest sociologists ever with the new "human grouping theory".
      The book would probs just be titles : "The Wrong Answer : A Look At Human Grouping Theory"

  • @TheRiversDaughter1
    @TheRiversDaughter1 2 года назад +5

    13:39 thank you Wilbur thank you you and Tommy are my comfort streamers I love both of you till infinity

  • @avery_dae8597
    @avery_dae8597 3 года назад +1378

    "How do you live with yourselves?"
    We don't Wilbur weren't you listening

  • @auguslan1515
    @auguslan1515 5 лет назад +1843

    “Wilbur sits down”
    Camera: “violently shakes”

  • @nicholasreifenstein8501
    @nicholasreifenstein8501 4 года назад +1117

    Wilbur: "the majority of people answered..."
    The statistics: "1.2%"

    • @vittoriapagliardini1937
      @vittoriapagliardini1937 4 года назад +67

      yeah but all the responses were so unique that there weren't many of the same ones, so 1.2 would be the biggest

    • @nicholasreifenstein8501
      @nicholasreifenstein8501 4 года назад +18

      @@vittoriapagliardini1937 yeah exactly. He was assuming that the most common answer was the majority, but in reality there were a huge diversity of answers.

    • @MattieBear
      @MattieBear 4 года назад +8

      @@nicholasreifenstein8501 the majority is the largest amount of one thing, it doesn't matter how much of it there is, if it has more than something else it would become the majority

    • @Minecraftian2345432
      @Minecraftian2345432 4 года назад +4

      @@MattieBear No, majority is over 50%. Plurality can be used for the most common answer when you don't get over 50% of the total.

    • @MattieBear
      @MattieBear 4 года назад +1

      @@Minecraftian2345432 ah, okay.

  • @karagundry9813
    @karagundry9813 2 года назад +14

    Dear Wilbur, please do this again. Thank you

  • @musicalpigeon
    @musicalpigeon 3 года назад +3632

    Alternative title: Wilbur finds out that his viewers are not mentally ok
    Another title: Wilbur finds out his viewers are not yes

    • @angelaliu.
      @angelaliu. 3 года назад +24

      i want to like this comment but i physically cannot as it has 69 likes

    • @jimmypopotin4579
      @jimmypopotin4579 3 года назад +8

      @@angelaliu. u can do it now

    • @creeper7852
      @creeper7852 3 года назад +7

      @@angelaliu. yes

    • @angelaliu.
      @angelaliu. 3 года назад +3

      done

    • @musicalpigeon
      @musicalpigeon 3 года назад +7

      I look away and I have 651 likes... like wtf

  • @gooball2005
    @gooball2005 4 года назад +1284

    Zimbabwe is the very last entry in those "select your country" boxes that some websites have.

    • @stxcxv
      @stxcxv 4 года назад +17

      thats because they go alphabetically

    • @thatcoolcat1
      @thatcoolcat1 4 года назад +102

      @@stxcxv no shit sherlock

    • @plusxz821
      @plusxz821 4 года назад +13

      @@thatcoolcat1 nonono no bullyn

    • @SpiritedVT
      @SpiritedVT 4 года назад +8

      Yeah but the question in this wasn't a drop-down menu. It was just a test box.

    • @qand_8589
      @qand_8589 4 года назад

      Yes

  • @sfhotdog6353
    @sfhotdog6353 3 года назад +3966

    My teacher showed us this video for a demo of what not to do on google forms

  • @th3cheshirecatthelonelyone145
    @th3cheshirecatthelonelyone145 3 года назад +8

    Wilbur: "How do you live with yourselves?"
    All of us that replied 'yes': "A lot of us don't want to but we've lived long that we have someone to spite. So, pure spite."

  • @natsunatsu5934
    @natsunatsu5934 3 года назад +871

    This feels like 70% Bullying his followers and 30% pure concern

  • @kozaro_nameless
    @kozaro_nameless 5 лет назад +932

    "how do you live with yourself?"
    I don't

    • @thewurst435
      @thewurst435 5 лет назад +5

      i’m going to kill myself

    • @nediak2944
      @nediak2944 5 лет назад

      Well, you were told to lie

    • @yuriatsugi3696
      @yuriatsugi3696 5 лет назад

      @@thewurst435 me 2 mate

    • @sacredrose5593
      @sacredrose5593 5 лет назад +2

      I live with my self by faking a smile every day and crying until i sleep and i dont eat at all and i hide how i feel deep inside and i have demons in my head that keep me copmany and i dream of me dieng by drowning myself or jumping of a roof like if you go through this pain to

    • @varbos0036
      @varbos0036 5 лет назад +2

      @@sacredrose5593 it gets better

  • @demonextdoor
    @demonextdoor 4 года назад +353

    wilbur worrying about his fans' answers to "are you happy":
    also wilbur: the entire your city gave me asthma album

    • @thiccbear4273
      @thiccbear4273 4 года назад +1

      E

    • @j0rd4ns
      @j0rd4ns 4 года назад +9

      it’s on my sad playlist lmao

    • @matty.r23
      @matty.r23 4 года назад +1

      I think he added it as a reference to Bo Burnham

  • @bryleefairy1310
    @bryleefairy1310 2 года назад +5

    i love how Wilbur is very caring about his fanbase for the people who said yes on "are you happy"

  • @dom-xt9pt
    @dom-xt9pt 4 года назад +6530

    i feel like wilbur got sad after the “are you happy?” question

    • @kuranokyonshi
      @kuranokyonshi 4 года назад +173

      he did...

    • @Gamerbeatslegend
      @Gamerbeatslegend 4 года назад +54

      Probably

    • @reyray3669
      @reyray3669 4 года назад +214

      Probably because most of his fan base are young people

    • @waohhowa
      @waohhowa 4 года назад +10

      I didn’t get sad at all! :) ..

    • @varunk4275
      @varunk4275 4 года назад +4

      2.1k likes but only 7 comments 😂

  • @voi5691
    @voi5691 4 года назад +5384

    Love how the gender identity of "gay" comes before "god"

  • @knightshift2.065
    @knightshift2.065 5 лет назад +1344

    “The top answer is going to be an attack helicopter.”

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 года назад +6

      *_Male_*

    • @p4ss
      @p4ss 4 года назад +6

      Knightshift 2.0 you mean, attack helicoptor?

    • @joquii_
      @joquii_ 4 года назад +1

      defense helicopter

    • @mod8077
      @mod8077 4 года назад +4

      8.1% of people can't spell helicopter? I reckon he changed it and misspelt it.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 4 года назад +2

      @@mod8077 they're probably americans. they're constantly spelling shite wrong.

  • @sxlcouth
    @sxlcouth 3 года назад +10

    The fact that I just took this survey and I made it as depressing as possible, because that's how my life is going....yeah

  • @eaglelord145
    @eaglelord145 5 лет назад +2955

    "I've also learned a lot of you are really sad..."
    … yeah, why do you think we're here?

  • @Erik_Blomgren
    @Erik_Blomgren 5 лет назад +4429

    "I think Yes should run for president"
    *Angry Jschlatt noises*

    • @h4zrd96
      @h4zrd96 5 лет назад +42

      Erik Blomgren JONATHAN SHLATT HAS BEEN BETRAYED BOIS !¡!¡i!

    • @ThatGuyGambit
      @ThatGuyGambit 5 лет назад +2

      Erik Blomgren yes

    • @edgeredwood7042
      @edgeredwood7042 5 лет назад +1

      Just Butters yes

    • @1_____________________
      @1_____________________ 5 лет назад +15

      Shouldn't "no" run as president, as everyone who wanted "yes" lied?

    • @ThatGuyGambit
      @ThatGuyGambit 5 лет назад +2

      Spiked Blueshell yes

  • @cat-her-ine
    @cat-her-ine 4 года назад +399

    "What was your dream job growing up?"
    *J* *a* *i* *l*
    "What is your current occupation?"
    *J* *a* *i* *l*

  • @minalka3983
    @minalka3983 6 месяцев назад +7

    I want to hear your pleasant and bright laughter again, which also makes me smile and laugh!

  • @averagegirl3873
    @averagegirl3873 4 года назад +1515

    My name is Yessica. I identify as a yes (the gender) Yesian (of the religion Yes) and I was born in Yes. I always wanted to be a yes, which caused yes between my parents and I. However, I ended up as a yes, my greatest fear. I really miss my ex No. Everyone around us pressured us into breaking up. They said it would never work. "Yes and No don't belong together!" That's what all the kids at school said behind our backs. It seemed like everyone was against us and eventually I just gave in. I really hope I didn't miss my chance, please help me find No! PLEASE I BEG YOU! :(

    • @averagegirl3873
      @averagegirl3873 4 года назад +99

      @Addie No?!?! IS THAT YOU?? NO WAY!

    • @spookycat1067
      @spookycat1067 4 года назад +95

      @@averagegirl3873 Hey guys it’s me your friend maybe!

    • @averagegirl3873
      @averagegirl3873 4 года назад +82

      @@spookycat1067
      OMG MAYBE?? FOR REAL IS THAT YOU?? It’s been so long!

    • @sentient_toothpaste
      @sentient_toothpaste 4 года назад +69

      ive never laughed so much at the word "yes." until this. you have blessed this comment section.

    • @potentia16
      @potentia16 4 года назад +14

      No.

  • @frederikbuur
    @frederikbuur 5 лет назад +898

    the last question should have been "did u lie in this survey"

  • @johannesvraamortensen5504
    @johannesvraamortensen5504 3 года назад +2173

    Wilbur: i will never work with animals and children again
    Tommyinnit: am i a joke to you?

    • @yes-df2sl
      @yes-df2sl 3 года назад +18

      A fan
      ROASTING A YT
      “I haven’t seen such a thing”

    • @sreeram.
      @sreeram. 3 года назад +21

      And he goes on to say tommy is his best friend lmao

    • @yes-df2sl
      @yes-df2sl 3 года назад +2

      @@sreeram. lmao

    • @DoNotLookHerePlz
      @DoNotLookHerePlz 3 года назад +4

      Tommy is both. But simple math says that - multiplied by - is +, so....

    • @kaden77
      @kaden77 3 года назад +2

      Yes, yes he is

  • @stormxd2464
    @stormxd2464 2 года назад +2

    "Garfield!!! The lasagna lovin' cat. Also Andrew Garfield , the president who was assisted in 1888 I think?"
    Cuts to Andrew Garfield:
    "I PROMISE YOU IM NOT THE WEREWOLF"

  • @ryvive744
    @ryvive744 3 года назад +3151

    This is what we learned from this: YES

  • @blooop3126
    @blooop3126 4 года назад +806

    For the “Who is your favourite president?” question I would have said, “Wilbur Soot”

    • @reynotfound5455
      @reynotfound5455 4 года назад +4

      SAME!

    • @reynotfound5455
      @reynotfound5455 4 года назад +17

      And or tubbo cause hes president of L'manburg

    • @kaded_cat
      @kaded_cat 4 года назад +23

      I would have said Not Wilbur Soot because he is my favourite president

    • @Harold_Wilson
      @Harold_Wilson 4 года назад +2

      @@reynotfound5455 not anymore, you know what I'm sayin'?!

    • @reynotfound5455
      @reynotfound5455 4 года назад +2

      @@Harold_Wilson not anymore

  • @patrickhector
    @patrickhector 4 года назад +916

    Alt title:
    "RUclipsr is upset at meme answers to meme survey for 20 minutes straight"

  • @legomyeggo_7244
    @legomyeggo_7244 11 месяцев назад +3

    The fact that he said the name of the Spider-Man actor instead of the president is truly inspiring.

  • @erefy7651
    @erefy7651 3 года назад +619

    aka: wilbur getting more and more concerned about his audience as 19 and a half minutes pass by

  • @ghost.iguess
    @ghost.iguess 3 года назад +482

    SO WE'RE JUST GONNA NOT TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT SOOTHOUSE WAS ONE OF THE FEARS

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 5 лет назад +2030

    "how many sexual partners have you had"
    Me: "More than 0"

  • @thalass8x897
    @thalass8x897 2 года назад +9

    You should make another one that’s more updated with weird questions lol

    • @meaghanceeka7303
      @meaghanceeka7303 Год назад

      Many of them are a bit weird but I suppose you are right.

  • @daydream6364
    @daydream6364 3 года назад +2799

    “What is your current relationship with your parents?”
    Me: *I’m not an orphan*

  • @oliviaadkins823
    @oliviaadkins823 4 года назад +702

    Someone had “LEGO Harry Potter” as their religion! Lmao

  • @leptuned
    @leptuned 4 года назад +721

    *Tell a fact about yourself*
    That one dude: "I swallow 8 spiders every night"
    *Understandable have a great day.*

  • @okoheko8951
    @okoheko8951 2 года назад +5

    I love the ending, Wilbur is an inspiring guy

  • @stankytanky69
    @stankytanky69 3 года назад +9708

    “Have you murdered anyone?”
    “No.”