@@t.milrose7914 Except (spoilers for 5 I guess) not only should you be able to make that choice, especially at the end of the game where not a ton of rewriting to account for that will need to happen, but Far Cry 5 also let you make basically that choice already.
T. Milrose every action they performed prior to this point shows that they will likely kill both you AND the hostage. Pattern recognition says disabling yourself will likely yield them cutting their losses to make a point. If I were in their shoes, I would have just shotgunned the player character through the door as the amount of damage done to their organization was astronomical. X-/
@@DrTranofEvil - Good point; that does make a lot more sense than, 'Hey! Let's play a game with this unstoppable killing machine to show them that they have no power and are doing more harm than good.'
"If you didn't play Far Cry 5, you'll love New Dawn." And if you choose to kill [Spoiler], you can use the photo mode to pose your Captain in a dab over [Spoiler's] corpse, which was incredibly satisfying.
This. I bought New Dawn only because the ending of FC5 was such a let down for not letting me defeat [Spoiler] no matter what else I did. Unfortunately the gameplay in ND is so much worse and it all feels so much cheaper that I'm not sure I care anymore.
@@theblackwidower it is a strange name, with a tragic backstory. They named their child 'Spoiler' in a vain effort to gain the "A Boy Named Sue" effect for the current year. After all, it's so common to state "NO SPOILERS!", so how much greater the trauma and therefore the potential strength of your victim-spawn? They should have a rage capable of piercing the heavens by the age of 12! But it was not to be, and instead they were accepted with open arms and heart by the community. The parents were displeased.
I have to admit, after spending all day having to hear obnoxious techno music on the overhead radio at my workplace, Yahtzee almost sold me on this game when he brought up replacing the stronghold's soundtracks with white dad music. Also I laughed way harder then I probably should have when he compared The Twins to Tia and Tamara Mowry.
Ubisoft still can't get over vaas hey? It's been what 10 years, and they can't create a villain that's not just him with a different coat of paint. So lazy
Just to highlight how useless they are. Vas was one of there better villains and they killed him off half way through the game and now seem to have over compensated for it ever since
It's less that they're repainting Vas, and more that they're dismantling him and putting him together again, but each time they do so they accidentally misplace a part.
Fun fact: they didn't really made vaas. He wasn't even suppose to be in the game thus why he died mid game. They just loved his voice actor so much they created a character that revolved around his performance.
I haven't played any of the Far Cry series, but Yahtzee describing the two antagonists as smug and crazed twins immediately reminded me of Nikola Graf and Chiara Rocino from Valkyria Chronicles 4.
Those twins were easily the most annoying part of the game, whomever thought a strategy game centered on relatively grounded tank and infantry warfare needed two indestructible teenagers giggling all the time while capable of one-shotting the protagonist's tank and cause an instant game over should be fired.
@@blondbraid7986 Don't forget how they're always physically assaulting you and your friends to show you how tough they are, or how they say *you're* the problem just because you exist, or how the game expects you to feel sympathy for them just because they had unresolved issues with their parents.
If you are going to play any of them hoping for at least a decent experience, play Far Cry 3. It's pretty good. It has a few issues, but not bad overall
Primal is decent but I'm fucking weird and hate all other far cry games. But the idea of far cry but with cave men made my day. Also ya can magically tame animals by holding your hand up and then petting them.
{Peter} I think this was one of SEGA's undoing. I certainly felt bad for the duo simply because they were put through atrocious conditions to become the "perfect" weapons. However, SEGA did not put enough backstory or emotions into the girls. At least with Crymaria, I felt more sympathy for her. If anything, I felt more annoyed whenever they appeared because they were so difficult to deal with.
The mental image of a man desperately prancing around a room, avoiding a flaming leaping fireball chucker, while desperately grinding a pestle and mortar - this has to rank up with the Hybercube sequence with Pickle Inspector in Problem Sleuth, and it's so *understated*. Like Yahtzee just chucks them out like cheap cigars. Maniac.
The game reaked of a quick cash grab from the onsett. Another sandbox to drop off Ubisoft's sandbox-conveyor belt. Yet somehow it sounded even worse. "Yo look, we painted everything in bright colours, and our villains are two young biker-woman with cornrows, who talk in a way we think you young folks find cool these days - but actually from the cutsceene I watched, they sound like two spoiled middle-class teenage brats who watched to many gangsta films - aren't we 'rad', eh?" The fact that they charge what is in my book within the full price game -range for what is in essence an expansion for FC5 and put in a grindwall to boost macrotransactions (I refuse to call them microtransactions if they go into the double digits...) just makes it even sader...
They were trying so hard to make the ending of the first game make sense. We nukes the world so fuck it let's make a post apocalyptic game where we already had post apocalyptic games coming out around it....
It's genuinely not classic micro-transactions if it doesn't go into double digits and beyond, into triple digits. Seriously, it stems from mobile gaming, and there you can buy in-game premium currency for like up to 300 dollars sometimes.
@@ArtificialDjDAGX it's trash but generally these fuck head AAA companies don't get is that in some way this games on mobile are free. Their are lucrative examples of games a lot of people don't agree with for obvious reasons (limited moves or a time limit that can be payed to decrease). But some of the games allow normal play with payment of items of currency being an option or sometimes watching an ad to comeback to life or something like that. These practices definitely don't work for a full $60 purchase.
I just imagine someone winning a demolition derby by jumping out and throwing bombs like that, then cheering "THEY DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T!" over and over until the crowd gets into it.
Usually they upload the Zero Punctuation videos to RUclips a week after it launches on their website. Someone fucked up and posted the new episode on RUclips too.
You want to know the best thing about New Dawn? How the teaser trailer for it spoiled the ending for Farcry 5 less than 3 months after Farcry 5's release, which also coincided with the time that I actually started playing it. Haven't picked it up since because I don't see the point.
These villains are the least threatening villains I can recall from the history of videogames. Seriously, Dr. Cortex from Crash is more threatening. I would imagine Plankton from Spongebob would make a more threatening game villain.
CharlieBrown20XD6 no one saying single mothers don’t try to take care of their kids but if your saying whites have the same average of single mothers as blacks your just fucking wrong and stupid it’s the majority 60-70 percent whites have about 20-40 percent bro it’s a major problem in black culture for fathers to either go to prison get killed or fuck off to do stupid shit compared to whites you blame what you want but that’s the reality
If I had a nickel for every dystopian fps prominently featuring a pair of young female twins who speak in a way that “appeals to my generation” in 2019; I’d have at least 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but is more than I wanted
I wish I could say I didn't agree. Tried this as the installment to try and get into farcry...and so far I have barely gotten past the tutorial and have to make up reasons why I should continue on. When your rationale is "well, maybe I am not giving it enough time to grow on me" maybe something is off. After all mold also needs time to grow on you and yet nobody wants to do that either.
@@jimemmonstein847 It isn't a lack of skill, but a lack of enjoyment. I could keep going...but I don't have enough enthusiasm to care. Just...isn't fun.
It is some kind of conspiracy that Ubisoft so often seems to get away with their ridiculous monetization schemes where other publishers don't. And I also wonder when people start really noticing that they are releasing the same game over and over to a ridiculous extent...
Sam Adams I’m pretty sure because it was uploaded a week ago they just unlisted or hid the video. Then when today rolled around they just undid that so it never showed up in the sub feed.The Escapist RUclips channel has been very annoying as of late with this and the like 4 dozen live-streams one after the other.
I’ve been playing New Dawn recently and it’ll probably be the first game I ever trade in after beating. It is an incredibly hollow experience. The game has no substance-at least FC5 had me feeling like what I did was relevant.
You know, it’s never a good sign when the only reason your main villains are threatening is because we get railroaded into acting like a complete idiot. It reminds me of those Call of Duty villains who get taken down, and Yahtzee asks why didn’t we do this earlier.
What, another Ubisoft 'game' so poisoned by its monetization as to undermine the entire experience and make you wonder why you'd bother with it as opposed to some more rewarding activity like removing your toes with a belt sander?
......Am I the only person here on RUclips who has ever constructed himself a trenchcoat* made of squirrel leather?! Come on now people. Get with the times! *No nuts were harmed too brutally during the making of this garment
Hear hear. I don't like their new site, particularly the way it doesn't seem to have any of Unskippable, Critical Miss or what-have-ye, nor most of Yahtzee's ZP library... so I'll happily get my Yahtzee on RUclips until such time as he, I dunno, establishes YahtzTube or something.
Almost nobody watches Escapist for anything other than ZP. They didn't bother uploading their other stuff to YT until 6 months ago because even they knew they weren't interesting at all.
The best part about far cry 5 and new dawn is how everyone seems to love you no matter how much of an asshole you are. Like at the start this camilla (i think) saves your life, and then i immediatly knocked her unconcious to see if they let me and left her to die face down in a pond, then later she acts like your best pal anyway.
The handcuff sequence was stupid deterministic way to "advance the story", the same way as it was in FC5. There if you had to participate in a story sequence it didn't matter where you were. Once I was sniped out of a closed container, and from skydiving on height limit. I though this was the stupidest way to tell a story, but to be honest I can't remember any better way to do it off the bat. FC5 and ND are strong in open world and I had no problem with (ND) releasing captured strongholds mechanic, however the storytelling in both are horrible. Both the story is horrible and how they present it it also stupid due to this determined sequences.
Car Fry Dew Nawn is the video game equivalent of making a photocopy of a photocopy. If the photocopier were 10 years old and were pushed off of the roof of a 100 ft building.
I'm actually really liking the game but i'm sure playing coop helps a lot since the actual AI guns for hire seem all over the shop in terms of reliability. But i like it. I like gathering resources and tbh within the first 2 or 3 hours, i pretty much had everything upgraded and owned elite weapons. After that you really don't need to grind too much for loot unless you want to upgrade your weapons more (which doesn't seem that important even on hardest difficulty). Didn't even mention Expeditions which i thought were a cool addon
Remember back when games could solely be about story telling and be so original and batshit insane and yet make perfect sense? Like Pajama Sam where you go to the world of darkness through your wardrobe, win a quit game run by two doors, help a carrot liberate his friends who rebel to be part of the main course in dining, use a lunch box to capture darkness and learn wisdom from a giant mouse dressed as a clown. Or having good stories solely based on the premise and nothing else? Blood being about a gunslinger in a cult who gets betrayed along with his friends and returns from his grave to seek revenge. It's a simple story but the craziness is all it needs plus Caleb's amazing voice actor laughing at the right moments. What's the story here? Two olsen twins run around fucking up for decent people in a landscape fertilized with LSD. And that's the interpretation of if, the actual plot is less than that. What was from with Far Cry 1 where you had mutants that later became intelligent mutants and you traversed the island seeing soldiers and Tyrant from RE 3 streaking fighting each other and it's the only game in any game where you're actually vulnerable in your fucking car even with guns, the moment you see Tyrant's balls flashing off the moonlight you immediately do a U turn and fuck off become he fucks you off the road with his rocket launcher
I said it before but they really were trying so hard to make any kind of sense with the outlandish ending. I also think they were probably trying to rush it out before other post apocalyptic games like Metro Exodus.
I really enjoyed New Dawn. I never even looked at the Microtransactions and ended up with enough resources to craft every weapon in the game after doing the expeditions.
Same here, although one might admit that if there were no microtransactions, there wouldn't be need for grinding materials in capturing outposts and expeditions couple of times each. And outfit parts drop rates are ridiculously low, that might be the worst part of grind (thank god there's no dupes (at least I think there isn't))
The micropayments point is unfair, because while it does exist, you certainly don't need it. My brother and I blasted through New Dawn and are doing all the side bits currently, and we are swimming in resources. It's all about upgrading smartly, pick weapons and health before vehicles so you can take out the stronger dudes
My problem with Far Cry games since 3 is that a plot which relies on you being forced to make insanely stupid decisions becomes silly very, very quickly. All the characters in 5 and New Dawn should have had an option to shoot them in the face the first time, and not follow along with their dumbass crap for no earthly reason.
AAA games start making the apocalypse "colorful" since fo4. Or their marketing dept just figure that people are sick of brown and bloom now so let's give our decades old meaningless gameplay loop a new coat of paint.
Should have had more mutant people. That way the asset flips wouldn’t be so insulting with less then half of what they had available. Anyone else miss the Yeti skeleton?
All I need to know is if you ever get the option to kill Seed. Say what you will about Far Cry 4, at least you got the option to put a bullet in Pagan Min's smug face at the end.
LMAO! Just picture some fuckin' guy crawling out from his basement, swinging the bulkhead doors open, beer in one hand, and the stereotypical red baseball cap. "Gosh, that was a pisser!" BAAAAAAH HAAA HAAAAA what a jagoff!
I got it for like 50% off so I dont think it was a bad buy. But I dont like the whole gun leveling system. Once you get the top tier guns there is no longer a challenge and you can just run and gun without a single fuck to give.
Buggy, half-finished messes as semi-fertile fields to grow microtransaction crops in is all we'll be getting from the AAA gaming scene for the next decade, is my prediction.
Actually (i thingk) thats because it was made private after 2 videos got uploaded, they left the metro up and privated this one they only unprivated it today which is why people are confused by it not being in their subscription feed
I think the Derby stuckage is supposed to happen. Shortly before it happens, your ally yells something at you which I couldn't quite understand in the german version of the game. It happens every single time and I used it as a cue to just get out and kill everyone from there. Personally I think I even prefer new Dawn over 5. The absence of planes makes traveling on the road a lot less jarring, the colorful post apocalypse style actually looks quite beautiful and unique and the ending didn't make me wanna rip my hair out.
Unlike FC5, New Dawn doesn't stop you from playing the game to forcibly push narrative onto you. You play the game on your terms, as it should be. That's what I like about that game the most.
theshadowcult blood dragon is, to this day, still one of the best single player shooter campaigns I’ve ever played. It’s amazing what happens when studios make games that are meant to be fun.
"Dismantling a leather jacket with a potato peeler"
That is the most perfect expression that surpasses "bullet sponge"
Agree.
Yeah, that ‘handcuff yourself’ scene was a massive ‘I’m not this stupid... okay, I guess I HAVE to be this stupid’
Even though the twins have an important NPC as a hostage, and are threatening to kill him if you don't disarm?
@@t.milrose7914 Except (spoilers for 5 I guess) not only should you be able to make that choice, especially at the end of the game where not a ton of rewriting to account for that will need to happen, but Far Cry 5 also let you make basically that choice already.
@@talkingbeaverthing5332 - Where in FC5 do you mean?
T. Milrose every action they performed prior to this point shows that they will likely kill both you AND the hostage. Pattern recognition says disabling yourself will likely yield them cutting their losses to make a point.
If I were in their shoes, I would have just shotgunned the player character through the door as the amount of damage done to their organization was astronomical. X-/
@@DrTranofEvil - Good point; that does make a lot more sense than, 'Hey! Let's play a game with this unstoppable killing machine to show them that they have no power and are doing more harm than good.'
I'm guessing this was accidentally uploaded last week, then just put on unlisted, and is now public again.
I'm sad his independent channel is quite dead
Or it could be they uploaded it early to see if it trips the youtube copyright algorithms.
That final line had me in stitches.
Thank you, Yatzee. You made my day.
Heh stitches
"If you didn't play Far Cry 5, you'll love New Dawn."
And if you choose to kill [Spoiler], you can use the photo mode to pose your Captain in a dab over [Spoiler's] corpse, which was incredibly satisfying.
This. I bought New Dawn only because the ending of FC5 was such a let down for not letting me defeat [Spoiler] no matter what else I did. Unfortunately the gameplay in ND is so much worse and it all feels so much cheaper that I'm not sure I care anymore.
What a strange name. I'm guessing it's a nickname, since I doubt any parent would name their kid 'spoiler'.
@@theblackwidower it is a strange name, with a tragic backstory. They named their child 'Spoiler' in a vain effort to gain the "A Boy Named Sue" effect for the current year. After all, it's so common to state "NO SPOILERS!", so how much greater the trauma and therefore the potential strength of your victim-spawn? They should have a rage capable of piercing the heavens by the age of 12! But it was not to be, and instead they were accepted with open arms and heart by the community. The parents were displeased.
Jokes on everyone who watched this last week, no new ZP for you!
Guess I'm lucky I haven't made it last week in time so I get to see new ZP this week!
actually its on you, anthem review is out
losemi on their website, not on RUclips
no1lieksu well I had no clue this was the actual weeks review
I got an in-game update about changing my outfit in the charater menu.
That typo was not on my part.
I have to admit, after spending all day having to hear obnoxious techno music on the overhead radio at my workplace, Yahtzee almost sold me on this game when he brought up replacing the stronghold's soundtracks with white dad music.
Also I laughed way harder then I probably should have when he compared The Twins to Tia and Tamara Mowry.
Ubisoft still can't get over vaas hey? It's been what 10 years, and they can't create a villain that's not just him with a different coat of paint. So lazy
Just to highlight how useless they are. Vas was one of there better villains and they killed him off half way through the game and now seem to have over compensated for it ever since
No, I think I'd actually like vaas with a different coat of paint. These villains are just shit.
It's less that they're repainting Vas, and more that they're dismantling him and putting him together again, but each time they do so they accidentally misplace a part.
@@Former_Halo_Fan and all of them have the cock firmly affixed to their forehead
Fun fact: they didn't really made vaas. He wasn't even suppose to be in the game thus why he died mid game. They just loved his voice actor so much they created a character that revolved around his performance.
This video is dedicated to all the victims of Ubisoft credit sequences.
I haven't played any of the Far Cry series, but Yahtzee describing the two antagonists as smug and crazed twins immediately reminded me of Nikola Graf and Chiara Rocino from Valkyria Chronicles 4.
Those twins were easily the most annoying part of the game, whomever thought a strategy game centered on relatively grounded tank and infantry warfare needed two indestructible teenagers giggling all the time while capable of one-shotting the protagonist's tank and cause an instant game over should be fired.
@@blondbraid7986
Don't forget how they're always physically assaulting you and your friends to show you how tough they are, or how they say *you're* the problem just because you exist, or how the game expects you to feel sympathy for them just because they had unresolved issues with their parents.
If you are going to play any of them hoping for at least a decent experience, play Far Cry 3. It's pretty good. It has a few issues, but not bad overall
Primal is decent but I'm fucking weird and hate all other far cry games. But the idea of far cry but with cave men made my day. Also ya can magically tame animals by holding your hand up and then petting them.
{Peter} I think this was one of SEGA's undoing. I certainly felt bad for the duo simply because they were put through atrocious conditions to become the "perfect" weapons. However, SEGA did not put enough backstory or emotions into the girls. At least with Crymaria, I felt more sympathy for her. If anything, I felt more annoyed whenever they appeared because they were so difficult to deal with.
The mental image of a man desperately prancing around a room, avoiding a flaming leaping fireball chucker, while desperately grinding a pestle and mortar - this has to rank up with the Hybercube sequence with Pickle Inspector in Problem Sleuth, and it's so *understated*. Like Yahtzee just chucks them out like cheap cigars. Maniac.
The game reaked of a quick cash grab from the onsett.
Another sandbox to drop off Ubisoft's sandbox-conveyor belt. Yet somehow it sounded even worse.
"Yo look, we painted everything in bright colours, and our villains are two young biker-woman with cornrows, who talk in a way we think you young folks find cool these days - but actually from the cutsceene I watched, they sound like two spoiled middle-class teenage brats who watched to many gangsta films - aren't we 'rad', eh?"
The fact that they charge what is in my book within the full price game -range for what is in essence an expansion for FC5 and put in a grindwall to boost macrotransactions (I refuse to call them microtransactions if they go into the double digits...) just makes it even sader...
I got the game for free and still feel like I got ripped off with how shitty it is.
They were trying so hard to make the ending of the first game make sense. We nukes the world so fuck it let's make a post apocalyptic game where we already had post apocalyptic games coming out around it....
It's genuinely not classic micro-transactions if it doesn't go into double digits and beyond, into triple digits.
Seriously, it stems from mobile gaming, and there you can buy in-game premium currency for like up to 300 dollars sometimes.
@@ArtificialDjDAGX it's trash but generally these fuck head AAA companies don't get is that in some way this games on mobile are free. Their are lucrative examples of games a lot of people don't agree with for obvious reasons (limited moves or a time limit that can be payed to decrease). But some of the games allow normal play with payment of items of currency being an option or sometimes watching an ad to comeback to life or something like that. These practices definitely don't work for a full $60 purchase.
@@TheKinoWolf
Felt the same way about Just Cause 4
I just imagine someone winning a demolition derby by jumping out and throwing bombs like that, then cheering "THEY DIDN'T SAY I COULDN'T!" over and over until the crowd gets into it.
The Mortar+Pestle Joke and the glitched Deer joke had me laughing so loud I'm afraid I woke my brother up.
two in one day? is this normal?
I think it was an accidenr.
no
Usually they upload the Zero Punctuation videos to RUclips a week after it launches on their website. Someone fucked up and posted the new episode on RUclips too.
@@TheShonenJumper I think it's probably not a fuck up - maybe they've finally given up on the weekly delay and this is the catchup week
Still the RUclips version though. Doesn't have the credit text jokes
Man this guy really still gots it with the punchlines the endings almost always make me actually laugh in real life, alone, like a psychopath
You want to know the best thing about New Dawn? How the teaser trailer for it spoiled the ending for Farcry 5 less than 3 months after Farcry 5's release, which also coincided with the time that I actually started playing it. Haven't picked it up since because I don't see the point.
These villains are the least threatening villains I can recall from the history of videogames. Seriously, Dr. Cortex from Crash is more threatening. I would imagine Plankton from Spongebob would make a more threatening game villain.
@Joe Bennett *buh-dump tsss
CharlieBrown20XD6 no one saying single mothers don’t try to take care of their kids but if your saying whites have the same average of single mothers as blacks your just fucking wrong and stupid it’s the majority 60-70 percent whites have about 20-40 percent bro it’s a major problem in black culture for fathers to either go to prison get killed or fuck off to do stupid shit compared to whites you blame what you want but that’s the reality
@@CharlieBrown20XD6 that was obviously a joke about silly stereotypes.
@@tylerulfmann4586 jeez man, I know the first guy couldn't take a joke but was this really nessecery?
@B S they are both as bad as each other and probably both right
If I had a nickel for every dystopian fps prominently featuring a pair of young female twins who speak in a way that “appeals to my generation” in 2019; I’d have at least 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot, but is more than I wanted
A quilt made of squirrels? I'll take one of your finest Squilts please yahtzee
I wish I could say I didn't agree. Tried this as the installment to try and get into farcry...and so far I have barely gotten past the tutorial and have to make up reasons why I should continue on. When your rationale is "well, maybe I am not giving it enough time to grow on me" maybe something is off. After all mold also needs time to grow on you and yet nobody wants to do that either.
If you can, pick up Far Cry 3! :) You won't regret it.
Youre using a side game to get into the series? Go play 3 or 4. They were great. This game is trash.
@@jimemmonstein847 It isn't a lack of skill, but a lack of enjoyment. I could keep going...but I don't have enough enthusiasm to care. Just...isn't fun.
“A car getting stuck on the curvature of the earth.”
How do you think of this stuff.
Two Zero Punctuations?! Has Christmas come early this year?!
I believe it is called a squilt.
It is some kind of conspiracy that Ubisoft so often seems to get away with their ridiculous monetization schemes where other publishers don't. And I also wonder when people start really noticing that they are releasing the same game over and over to a ridiculous extent...
Wait why didn’t this show up in my subscription feed?
Sam Adams I’m pretty sure because it was uploaded a week ago they just unlisted or hid the video. Then when today rolled around they just undid that so it never showed up in the sub feed.The Escapist RUclips channel has been very annoying as of late with this and the like 4 dozen live-streams one after the other.
Given how much Yahtzee liked Blood Dragon I'm sure this is gonna feel like such wasted potential.
They should've called THIS game "Zero Dawn".
Why insult a good game by naming a bland one almost the same?
Not to forget the Healthbars they implemented in New Dawn.
There might be a joke about both games being released the same day...
By the gods are we finally getting same day videos on RUclips. Good looks Escapist
I freaking love Yahtzee! His reviews are very refreshing i find!
I’ve been playing New Dawn recently and it’ll probably be the first game I ever trade in after beating. It is an incredibly hollow experience. The game has no substance-at least FC5 had me feeling like what I did was relevant.
That final analogy was so good
You know, it’s never a good sign when the only reason your main villains are threatening is because we get railroaded into acting like a complete idiot. It reminds me of those Call of Duty villains who get taken down, and Yahtzee asks why didn’t we do this earlier.
2 episodes? in 1 day? what is this, a special escapist holliday?
What, another Ubisoft 'game' so poisoned by its monetization as to undermine the entire experience and make you wonder why you'd bother with it as opposed to some more rewarding activity like removing your toes with a belt sander?
Yahtzee really is the hero we need these days.
I'm surprised he didn't utter the words "fallout clone", because that's what new dawn smacks of to me.
Definitely not as fun as 3 or 5. But I do enjoy a few of the changes. Like I didn't know I wanted bayonets until I stabbed a whole camp with one.
......Am I the only person here on RUclips who has ever constructed himself a trenchcoat* made of squirrel leather?! Come on now people. Get with the times!
*No nuts were harmed too brutally during the making of this garment
In retrospect, maybe casting Tia and Tamera Mowry (not gonna look up their married names) as the Twins could have somehow been a selling point.
Crazy Tia and Tamera from "Sister Sister?" Oddly sounds like it could be fun. However, fuck Ubisoft.
So... Mismanagement again, huh? Wrong upload, unlisted, then back again.
God damn it Escapist. I can't wait for the day Ben goes solo.
Hear hear. I don't like their new site, particularly the way it doesn't seem to have any of Unskippable, Critical Miss or what-have-ye, nor most of Yahtzee's ZP library... so I'll happily get my Yahtzee on RUclips until such time as he, I dunno, establishes YahtzTube or something.
Almost nobody watches Escapist for anything other than ZP. They didn't bother uploading their other stuff to YT until 6 months ago because even they knew they weren't interesting at all.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that got out the car during the demo derby and just exploded everyone.
The best part about far cry 5 and new dawn is how everyone seems to love you no matter how much of an asshole you are. Like at the start this camilla (i think) saves your life, and then i immediatly knocked her unconcious to see if they let me and left her to die face down in a pond, then later she acts like your best pal anyway.
The handcuff sequence was stupid deterministic way to "advance the story", the same way as it was in FC5. There if you had to participate in a story sequence it didn't matter where you were. Once I was sniped out of a closed container, and from skydiving on height limit. I though this was the stupidest way to tell a story, but to be honest I can't remember any better way to do it off the bat. FC5 and ND are strong in open world and I had no problem with (ND) releasing captured strongholds mechanic, however the storytelling in both are horrible. Both the story is horrible and how they present it it also stupid due to this determined sequences.
"Ohh how lovely you shouldn't have" - I am dying
Car Fry Dew Nawn is the video game equivalent of making a photocopy of a photocopy. If the photocopier were 10 years old and were pushed off of the roof of a 100 ft building.
I'm actually really liking the game but i'm sure playing coop helps a lot since the actual AI guns for hire seem all over the shop in terms of reliability. But i like it. I like gathering resources and tbh within the first 2 or 3 hours, i pretty much had everything upgraded and owned elite weapons. After that you really don't need to grind too much for loot unless you want to upgrade your weapons more (which doesn't seem that important even on hardest difficulty). Didn't even mention Expeditions which i thought were a cool addon
Who else here owned a "town" rug as a small child like the one showed at 0:45?
Somehow I was never able to find the entrance to the destruction derby and had to do it all on foot.
Remember back when games could solely be about story telling and be so original and batshit insane and yet make perfect sense?
Like Pajama Sam where you go to the world of darkness through your wardrobe, win a quit game run by two doors, help a carrot liberate his friends who rebel to be part of the main course in dining, use a lunch box to capture darkness and learn wisdom from a giant mouse dressed as a clown.
Or having good stories solely based on the premise and nothing else?
Blood being about a gunslinger in a cult who gets betrayed along with his friends and returns from his grave to seek revenge.
It's a simple story but the craziness is all it needs plus Caleb's amazing voice actor laughing at the right moments.
What's the story here? Two olsen twins run around fucking up for decent people in a landscape fertilized with LSD. And that's the interpretation of if, the actual plot is less than that.
What was from with Far Cry 1 where you had mutants that later became intelligent mutants and you traversed the island seeing soldiers and Tyrant from RE 3 streaking fighting each other and it's the only game in any game where you're actually vulnerable in your fucking car even with guns, the moment you see Tyrant's balls flashing off the moonlight you immediately do a U turn and fuck off become he fucks you off the road with his rocket launcher
"Can I borrow a cup of violence?"
I said it before but they really were trying so hard to make any kind of sense with the outlandish ending. I also think they were probably trying to rush it out before other post apocalyptic games like Metro Exodus.
"Well haha!" That was me when I watched this
I wish to see the quilt.
I really enjoyed New Dawn. I never even looked at the Microtransactions and ended up with enough resources to craft every weapon in the game after doing the expeditions.
Same here, although one might admit that if there were no microtransactions, there wouldn't be need for grinding materials in capturing outposts and expeditions couple of times each. And outfit parts drop rates are ridiculously low, that might be the worst part of grind (thank god there's no dupes (at least I think there isn't))
The micropayments point is unfair, because while it does exist, you certainly don't need it. My brother and I blasted through New Dawn and are doing all the side bits currently, and we are swimming in resources. It's all about upgrading smartly, pick weapons and health before vehicles so you can take out the stronger dudes
So which video is getting deleted first?
Probably this one since the other one is from last week
"Hey guys, it Scarce here, and today is going to be a double upload."
My problem with Far Cry games since 3 is that a plot which relies on you being forced to make insanely stupid decisions becomes silly very, very quickly. All the characters in 5 and New Dawn should have had an option to shoot them in the face the first time, and not follow along with their dumbass crap for no earthly reason.
4:05 yeah that’s what I did except I just shotgun every time they drove past which I found more fun
Why did I expect the Highwaymen to be lead by Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jenning, and Kris Kristofferson?
I'm getting some Rage 2 vibes out of this Far Cry .
Well this is probably more of a coincidence as both games weren‘t anounced that far ago
AAA games start making the apocalypse "colorful" since fo4. Or their marketing dept just figure that people are sick of brown and bloom now so let's give our decades old meaningless gameplay loop a new coat of paint.
Seriously though, why the fuck did I just throw away my WMDs instead of opening the door with a hail of lead and death?
I like how he predicted the toilet paper being important almost a year before the pandemic.
Should have had more mutant people. That way the asset flips wouldn’t be so insulting with less then half of what they had available. Anyone else miss the Yeti skeleton?
say what you want about the series, blood dragon will still be my favorite far cry dlc to this day.
All I need to know is if you ever get the option to kill Seed. Say what you will about Far Cry 4, at least you got the option to put a bullet in Pagan Min's smug face at the end.
You may want to check out Touhou Luna Night, yatzee. It's a metroidvenia, and I get the impression that you like them.
Yahtz, are you going to do a retro review for ac rogue?
Bloody hell this Blood Dragon remake went south in a hurry
Knowing that Yahtzee will one day review *HuniePop*
it fills me with determination!
Already?!
Huniepop 2 maybe. You can only hope
KEEP GOING!!!!
Shouldn't that technically be something along the lines of: "The power of waifus shine within you"?
Use it if you want to, Acres
Please stop
I quite like new dawn and the twins. Granted it might be because I love die antwoord and the twins showed up playing “fatty boom boom”.
The hell? When did this come out?
This came out a week ago and only has 10k views. I call shenanigans on the algorithm, considering like every zp has like 400k views
They uploaded it by accident then privated it soon after last week then only made it public so it says last week still
Fallout 76, Farcry New Dawn, Left Alive... Jesus Christ, AAA gaming industry! What did the postapocalyptic genre ever do to you?
You made me burst out laughing. God bless you.
Did they actually manage to write a worse villain the Seed?
Damn, and after Vaas and Min to. Did their writers just give up?
Oh fuck all the way off. Joseph Seed was solid, and a better villain than Pagan Min.
2:07 - basically all the villains EXCEPT for Joseph in Far Cry 5 lol
Would you ever consider making a video for Darkest Dungeon? Before the 2nd game is released?
LMAO! Just picture some fuckin' guy crawling out from his basement, swinging the bulkhead doors open, beer in one hand, and the stereotypical red baseball cap. "Gosh, that was a pisser!" BAAAAAAH HAAA HAAAAA what a jagoff!
This video is the first hint I had that they were making another Far Cry
Would have never thought I'd hear yahtzee say 'booty hole'.
How fucking prophetic was that graph of most important things in the apocalypse
In other words it's a standalone expansion like you use to see like years ago or named games in armored core.
Why did this come out last week but only showing up for some people today?
I got it for like 50% off so I dont think it was a bad buy. But I dont like the whole gun leveling system. Once you get the top tier guns there is no longer a challenge and you can just run and gun without a single fuck to give.
3:25 for that reason Game Trainers exist.
Those ending jokes are gold
Buggy, half-finished messes as semi-fertile fields to grow microtransaction crops in is all we'll be getting from the AAA gaming scene for the next decade, is my prediction.
A game so forgettable even yahtzee couldn't get views on it
Actually (i thingk) thats because it was made private after 2 videos got uploaded, they left the metro up and privated this one they only unprivated it today which is why people are confused by it not being in their subscription feed
@@vjsm oh shit i see
I genuinely didn’t even know this existed or remember when it was
I said the same thing and I love you did this
Confessions of a Window Cleaner starred Cherie Blair's dad.
Watching this video a week before it's supposed to come to youtube? Have I travelled to the future?
happy now vladthetransilvanian?
I think the Derby stuckage is supposed to happen. Shortly before it happens, your ally yells something at you which I couldn't quite understand in the german version of the game. It happens every single time and I used it as a cue to just get out and kill everyone from there.
Personally I think I even prefer new Dawn over 5. The absence of planes makes traveling on the road a lot less jarring, the colorful post apocalypse style actually looks quite beautiful and unique and the ending didn't make me wanna rip my hair out.
Unlike FC5, New Dawn doesn't stop you from playing the game to forcibly push narrative onto you. You play the game on your terms, as it should be. That's what I like about that game the most.
ironically, blood dragon and primal were two of the best far cry games.
theshadowcult blood dragon is, to this day, still one of the best single player shooter campaigns I’ve ever played. It’s amazing what happens when studios make games that are meant to be fun.
I really loved Primal.
4:57 I really don't know which one I like more. Oh how lovely you shouldn't have or Thanks I hate it.
This guy is so well spoken