Y’all need to watch his specials. I don’t think you guys understand how difficult clean comedy is to do, and I laughed quite a lot at this clip. His specials are truly something else I promise you. Definitely worth your time, if you rent Ugly and Angry and don’t like it I’ll fuckin pay you the cost back personally for your time. This man is one of the greatest comedians out there today.
I just discovered Chris a couple months ago. I watch a lot of standup and I have no idea how I’ve missed him because he’s been around a while. Very funny guy. His bit about his dad getting electrocuted is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
I just recently heard this guy for the 1st time on Pandora, CRACKED me up!! Watched 1 little clip and then the full 'Ugly and Angry' show, laughed hard!! I mean out loud hard!
I just discovered Chris as well, and he is hilarious. I never wanted kids either, and when my friend had her son, she asked me to hold him. In the pictures, I looked like I was holding a live hand grenade. The only maternal bent I have is toward animals.
What is this garbage? Feels synthetic and inauthentic- almost like someone’s constipated and barely squeezes out a few nuggets of laughs. Real comedy is George Carlin- raw, fearless and real.
i typically don't leave neg comments... but I don't get it... i don't find the 1st 3 min to be remotely funny. I'm wondering if the comments are like product reviews from the maker or real people leaving feedback. Just me, but not funny.
Not funny at all I wouldn't watch his show. He has an annoying tone of voice. Also he does not sound like he is from Kansas, more like western Missouri.
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
Y’all need to watch his specials. I don’t think you guys understand how difficult clean comedy is to do, and I laughed quite a lot at this clip. His specials are truly something else I promise you. Definitely worth your time, if you rent Ugly and Angry and don’t like it I’ll fuckin pay you the cost back personally for your time. This man is one of the greatest comedians out there today.
Couldn't agree more.
deathshadow61998 agreed. 100%
Ugly and Angry is 100% his best special, and the full thing is free on youtube.
Ugly and Angry is one of the best specials ever.
@@Automat1cJack 100% this.
I stumbled on it by accident a few years ago and I was blown away by how good it was.
This guy is one of my favorites. Great stuff, Chris.
I just discovered Chris a couple months ago. I watch a lot of standup and I have no idea how I’ve missed him because he’s been around a while. Very funny guy. His bit about his dad getting electrocuted is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.
That's one of my favorite clips.
I need more Chris Porter!!! I love this guy!!
Chris, you're the best. I'm crying over here. Baby's asleep, baby's awake. Omfg I can't breathe. 🤣
I just recently heard this guy for the 1st time on Pandora, CRACKED me up!! Watched 1 little clip and then the full 'Ugly and Angry' show, laughed hard!! I mean out loud hard!
He has so many great bits in that special!
LOVE this guy! 💕💕💕
😄😆 *THIS DUDE'S REALLY HILARIOUS!* YOU GOT IT ALRIGHTTT
I love Chris Porter!!!
I watch all his stuff. He's funny
It was like this when you handed it to me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅
Children are the most wonderful, life affirming, worthwhile thing that a couple can be afflicted with.
Uggh if you say so , but don't force them on your friends
"It's got a sleep button on it"😂
Mom :Uncle Chris is gonna baby sit tonight ,
Kids: Why don't you just drown us instead .
A little back story, I fuckin hate pickles....
Thats a hilarious weird set, from Chris. 😂
I just discovered Chris as well, and he is hilarious. I never wanted kids either, and when my friend had her son, she asked me to hold him. In the pictures, I looked like I was holding a live hand grenade. The only maternal bent I have is toward animals.
Very very funny!😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 freaking hilarious
THIS WAS GREAT. THAT BACKGROUND IS TRIPPY TOO
JIMMY KIMMEL COMEDY CLUB AWESOME THANKS
anyone else see thousands of stormtroopers in the background?
Lmao! People didnt wanna laugh too hard. Gimmie a break. Theres no way you dont ever get the sudden urge to punt your baby. Great job :)
Does anybody remember "The Gong Show?" GONG!!!!!
Quality stuff here.
Funny!
Are you shittin me?!
Funny as dude
Hilarious
LOL!
I can't believe I laughed at that paperweight joke 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
"Whats so difficult?!!" 😂
Me to
He reminds me of a non political Lewis Black. It's awesome.
🇿🇦😂😂🤣🤣😂😂This dude is hilarious
This is my cousin!
Baby's asleep.......Baby's awake!
Jimmy Kimmel Live
That guy was funny!
But please dont push the button!
The make-baby-sleep button? Why not, sounds super useful!
Nothing more annoying than someone tacking on a couple extra responsibilities and automatically thinking they're Einstein or they have PTSD.
Watch A Man from Kansas. He’s hilarious
Good job 😆 but then I don't have a baby ..
Wow. He went from hating hipsters to becoming one.
i clicked on this because of the still. i thought he all of a sudden started a manbun.
This guy has a fabulous career ahead of him......at Dennys
WOW he is the next Seinfeld! 😐
NO
@@MrOvlov02 NO³ that is NO-cubed and not a nitrate
Too bad Kimmel's name is attached
Thought he was bigger in size. Like hefty
You put a skinny jean on him, he looks like a putter!
Bailed 01:40 in ...
first time I seen him in a long time hes changed a bit his delivery is slow and he seems abit off did he have a health issue?
Drunk is my guess
What is this garbage? Feels synthetic and inauthentic- almost like someone’s constipated and barely squeezes out a few nuggets of laughs. Real comedy is George Carlin- raw, fearless and real.
K A I agree. Those are all amazing comedians. Carlin was just the first guy who came to mind...
uhm... this guy is really pushing the fake anger. Mark Normand is still the best amateur.
That’s cool. This dude ain’t an amateur. He’s been in the game longer than Normand
First ☝️ one
I tried to laugh but I couldn't ..because it did not make me laugh..
Topic too close to the bone ?
Seriously do you need more laugh track?
i typically don't leave neg comments... but I don't get it... i don't find the 1st 3 min to be remotely funny. I'm wondering if the comments are like product reviews from the maker or real people leaving feedback. Just me, but not funny.
Idk. I think it's the way he talks... maybe I'm too tired. I just didn't find it "Hilarious".
who dis
I heard that first joke before. I wanna say it was from a female comedian
Not funny at all
Aren't Stand Up Comedians meant to be funny...?
Their audience has to have an actual sense of humor in order for this to take place.
3rd
second
Still waiting to hear something funny.
Not funny at all I wouldn't watch his show. He has an annoying tone of voice. Also he does not sound like he is from Kansas, more like western Missouri.
yeah, western Missouri is a deal breaker for me too.
Lighten up buttercup this set was hilarious 😆🤣
Wow, you felt that this deserved a second space in the comments.
One of the worst stand ups I've ever watched. This shouldn't be part of this RUclips channel.
Did you just have a baby?
It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.
@@GeirEivindMork I think he sure has 😉
yea... nooooo..
Chris Porter is a legend. If you think this late night standup is what he's about, you're way off.
Very annoying , not funny at all. Not sure how is he a comedian ?
Do you speak for everyone because I thought he was pretty good. Maybe you're one of these people he was talking about ? 😉
Should really check out one of his specials. Much better then this..
The beginning of his act is from Amy Schumer. Rest of the material is not funny at all.
In my opinion this started good, then fell apart halfway through and got weird. I don't even have kids but it seemed weird.....