Memetallica ~ Fuel [Metallic Dong Version]

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[@BandiPat]

Memetallica tells their rendition of the Table Fable

[@JasonParadise]

Huge thanks for this chart, BandiPat! 🤘

[@baconguy3394]

James Hetfield is literally a table.

[@HappyMadness4000]

And knuckles

[@beargrills3508]

MetallicAyyy.

[@sydneymyers6807]

BadiPat Lyrics for this song please?

[@user-pm4nn8br8b]

Fuel is pumping in my aAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@justinhughes4927]

I think the audio clip is from the South Park tourettes episode, where the one guy says, "Ah! Piss in my ass!"

[@wwhite3031]

@@justinhughes4927 that would be correct

[@caesar9443]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@alexanderybarra844]

Churning my erection

[@Samtehcool]

You know a meme chart's gonna be good when it starts out with "GIVE ME FEUEF GIVE ME FAAF GIVE ME THAT WHICH I DESISDIWATH"

[@tooth9047]

shaash

[@edkri007]

Yeeaeh

[@xundertakerx426]

​@@edkri007Table

[@NecoJesus]

I've never been able to watch the video because of how hard this makes me laugh.

[@zxcvbnm5897]

How on earth did you manage to spell that out?😂

[@Devan...]

"Why is there grapefruit in my Metallica?" The memes are self-aware now! I'm dead! Hahahaha

[@zach39840]

*HOOLY SHIT!*

[@mayravixx25]

We all feared machines becoming sentient. The true apocalypse will come from self aware memes. Fucking up the world one laugh at a time.

[@metalhead2670]

flinjager123 lol

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

One day a chart will write itself.

[@jakehayes3466]

When do we get a fan chart made entirely of Jason quotes so it's like Jason Sings

[@The8BitDrummer]

Your laugh is glorious LOL

[@JasonParadise]

That means a lot coming from you, friend! You're basically the king of amazing laughs. 😄

[@darkknightknine9905]

Krom bob, seems like you forgot to insert your tampon this morning...

[@ketchupboi9164]

H e n l o J e r o d

[@DevdevOnYT]

You guys should play guitar hero together with both the guitar and drums

[@TheGhostOfRazgriz23]

Just watched a video over accidental donations. And look who it is! The guy that got $500. Oh well. It was refunded. Ya know what ignore this....

[@SuperSilver7591]

I love this song so much to the point where I've heard this version so much that I can't help but sing "Fuel is PUMPING in my A S S" when I hear the original

[@Ninetails2000]

I always end up doing the bit at 2:13 instead of actually bothering remembering the real lyrics.

[@FoxtrotStudi0s]

I actual sang this in public when listening to the original I got kicked out.

[@wwhite3031]

@@Ninetails2000 I do the same damnn thing and I say the fuel is pumping in my ASS line too 🤣

[@in16293]

1:00

[@Dixxymcgee]

im that way with through the tables and memes

[@Xyriax]

"Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica" I lost it there

[@metalhead2670]

Crej Bundicoot Ho-ly shit!

[@metalhead2670]

Crej Bundicoot CRASH BANDICOOT!

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

The memes have become self aware

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

Quench my thirst with sentient memes.

[@Djay_B]

Hooo-leeeee shiiiiet!

[@TR1PLE_6]

FUEL IS PUMPING IN MY ASS
I fucking lost it!

[@stevenreason6899]

Same

[@AmyraCarter]

I lost it at "I get more ass than a TABLE!" lmfao
Oh, and the randomly placed "QUACK" got me too.

[@sauvanpanha4547]

lol

[@ianlehman8342]

The vocals were barely affected, too. it's like it was meant to be

[@AmyraCarter]

Had to be done using the song stems. lol

[@kennythewoundedwarrior2844]

GIVE ME FOOD, GIVE ME FRIES, GIVE ME SALAD ON THE SIDE

[@steviecopeland]

UHH! *cums*

[@NotSosigRamsey]

Would you like to pay with visa or master?
Master! Master!

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

What would you like to drink with that?
*Immediately regrets asking*

[@justinaguerostryka38a68]

Shaaas!

[@engineerskalinera]

Overused joke is overused

[@JudasTheJuice]

& Knuckles

[@Astrojandro]

Judas the Juice
I saw your comment at the same time i heard the "& Knukles" in the video

[@JeveGreen]

As a proud Sonic-fan, I approve of this meme. We need something "new," now that Sanic seems to be on the decline. :D

[@Astrojandro]

JeveGreen
This meme is actually kinda old but I think it's reviving a bit now

[@MrKrAbS-ck2te]

& Knuckles

[@Nettacki]

Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

[@Gmsrgaming]

This is actually the first demo for Fuel.

[@metalhead2670]

gamer94NO F*CKING WAY!

[@alkinoosmichalopoulos2446]

@@metalhead2670 eeyyyy bro

[@MetallicaLive]

You can hear the actual first draft of Fuel in “Cunning Stunts”

[@metetural9140]

@@MetallicaLive and this version you can find on their album "Stunning Cunts"

[@OneTrueVikingbard]

“Doin’ your mom” sounds kind of like Dave Mustaine

[@bobospider]

I died at the first TABLE

[@YEABREAD]

2:35 Probably my favorite part of this chart.
Its crazy how good those sound together

[@cobra29935]

What song is that by the way

[@BigYosh]

I kinda want to put something like that in a song where there is a guitar chugging with my deeper voice singing to the beat

[@bluespirit2822]

@@cobra29935 it's eminems shake that fr nate Dogg that's who's singing that part

[@cobra29935]

@@bluespirit2822 wow... it really took 2 years for someone to answer that question?

[@hapahapahappy]

I get mo ass than a -TABLE.

[@krock90]

*I AM THE TABLE*

[@E55666]

Krock Stop trying to steal my identity

[@ThePseudonoob]

Krock *I AM THE PROGRESS*

[@davecrupel2817]

R E D L I G H T S
*_E X T R A T H I C K_*

[@quantillimoconcordion2412]

The silverware will decide your fate

[@user-cv2my8ck5d]

*S P E E E E D T A B L E*

[@destrozadorable]

tables: check
memes: check

[@blockymaster90]

riper9001 this isn’t thru the tables and memes

[@cassi75474]

If there's fuel pumping in your ass you should get that checked out, I don't think gasoline is supposed to go in there.

[@dangerousgrenade8161]

you seem to know what you're talking about

[@EthicalCrusader]

gas in my ass

[@Someone5912]

Instructions unclear
Fuel stuck in rectum, please send help :(
(Not my rectum tho...)

[@thesweyy5999]

But it's pumping my erection.

[@thehunter7422]

cassi75474 hey you gotta do what you gotta do.

[@cumqueenflan5453]

*TABLE*

[@Aetherial_Blaze]

"If I ain't got a weapon I'mma pick up a TABLE!"

[@ThatHippyDuck]

I heard it too!
"Table"!
Fuckin hilarious. Where do they come up with this stuff?

[@dbeast03]

FilthyCasualKai if you weren't a casual you'd know kappa

[@holdspacebar]

tAbLe
WTF FOUR YEARS?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@pikariocraftf2802]

FUCK BEES

[@slicknickkcin]

...And knuckles for all

[@ronniethefixxxer531]

H8ter_N1CK ...& Knuckles for all* kinda fixed it ;^D

[@TetrisShark70]

Its just unknown from M.E on the backing track of one

[@handgunbobcat4451]

I think about this comment a lit because it's so dang creative

[@elatraebobos]

...and justice for all... & Knucles™
Fixed for you

[@MrThewildrider]

Ride the lightning & knuckles

[@axlivan9775]

2:54 Goat scream xD

[@mentosboi9539]

Magyar vagy??

[@XDrang93]

That would've scared away the duck.

[@rasmusdegn9690]

So basically what your question there at the end amounts to "BandiPat, Why are you like this?"

[@relish1192]

rasmus degn bandipat only charted it

[@dragonfireinfernus336]

RelicOneGaming he makes the songs too

[@spartacus778]

If I ain't got a weapon I'll pick up a TABLE

[@linusmushroomtips776]

He has a weapon. The TABLE has a guitar. It can be used as a melee weapon (blunt +bleeding) and as a magic staff (fire-sound magic)

[@Ninetails2000]

To be fair, a table is a very effective weapon...

[@CharlieCat18]

Killer Queen has already touched the table...

[@isabelfuentes3125]

Instead of H A Y A T O
T A B L E

[@offtap6]

2:32 Can we appreciate this transition and how godly it is

[@ayumiyu657]

Fking "Fuel is pumping in MY AAAASS". I could repeat that moment forever. It's so perfectly edited

[@Meaw523]

FUUEEEEEL IS PUMPIN' IN MY ASS
i fucking died

[@jordonlees2]

Never watched this channel before. Watched this video 5 times now

[@davecrupel2817]

Welcome.

[@blockymaster90]

Daniel Cannata gg you’ve been here for 2 years, how many times have you watched it now??

[@sleepy_gab]

If you're new to the guitar hero community, don't start with this video.

[@sourcecode16]

Noodle Junky what do you mean

[@sourcecode16]

Noodle Junky ALWAYS START WITH THIS

[@emilymatthews2990]

I am not a new fan. I am a GH veteran. I earned the memes

[@xiaolongdrake5353]

I'm a vet as well

[@yaboiiarty7876]

@@sourcecode16 call me a 14 y/o veteran

[@FlangerMoose]

This is exactly the kind of stuff I subscribed for. Props for only missing one. I'm laughing so hard I'm coughing and wheezing and there's tears all up in my eye-holes. Simply put, I wouldn't have made it. XD

[@jetstreamvik9570]

I love Jason's face at 2:30 he's stuck between being amused by the memes and being surprised that Shake That somehow works really well with that riff.

[@TheGuitarslayer1307]

Metallica has joined the Table club!

[@rustyshackleford5668]

GuitarSlayer1307 Dude he IS the table. Where have you been?

[@baconguy3394]

Metallica actually started the table club in 2011 with the song "the view"

[@MarcyRavenManji]

GuitarSlayer1307 YET YOU FEED ME LIES FROM THE TABLE CLUB

[@MetalMan-dj9sp]

GuitarSlayer1307 also they joined the club to fuck bees

[@tdub2122]

Metal Man 9000 and knuckles

[@jstorm4735]

I never would've guessed the guitar hero community would have so many memes when I found it a few days ago
I'm happy I did

[@Aaron_Stever]

Ok, I have a very important question: Has Serj Tankian discovered all of the table memes yet?

[@EmeraldZion]

Aaron Stever asking the real question here

[@F-Lambda]

Is he the unwitting origin?

[@wethands6417]

Nathan Jones Yes, from the song Chop Suey.

[@Outside998]

It's from BYOB.

[@eliasmg9144]

Not enough memes

[@MAJONEZIK]

*I LOVE THAT*
*AND I LOVE JASON'S VIDEOS 💖*

[@theheretic5559]

MAJONEZ you mean guitar jesus.

[@reteamgulus8441]

Are ya from Poland mate? Your nick is in Polish

[@p3gnthunder141]

MAJONEZ and i like the tree

[@MottBotminecraft]

I love these meme charts so much XD

[@MottBotminecraft]

I think the best part was "Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica"

[@DustinPlatt]

That break though. Never thought Metallica matched so well with rappy lyrics.

[@Nobody-bp5wh]

apparently, JASON 3:16 SAYS
"Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica?! Ho-ly shit!"

[@ninetailedfox1447]

*_Give me Fuef!_*
*_Give me Fief!_*
*_Give me that itchawatchatawat!_*

[@marcoskrupiczer6595]

SHAAAAASH

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

2:35 That lyric riff/combo though...

[@dergenmusic2081]

1:53
Take the cake
*DOIN YA MOHM!*

[@hyperbiscuit2284]

The Album "...And Justice for All" but every time Lars plays a kick, it gets faster.

[@sourcecode16]

hyper biscuit it would be shortened to probably 10 minutes

[@jameslogantinker6567]

jesus...

[@bahamakazi]

*Metadong*

[@Shiverwar]

Dongtallica?
& Knuckles.

[@dubo2769]

*That dong is so meta.*

[@koisj8310]

Hot Java metalicdong

[@samuelbarnbrook1614]

I love his laugh it's makes me laugh

[@josephtfc]

EXTRA T H I C C

[@davidchynoweth4007]

Josephtfc 🤣

[@Mazaroth]

Aku from samurai jack ordering a pizza.

[@ij1376]

Honestly from 2:30 on through that whole next section...that was fire.

[@dekkuboboo8486]

knights of the round TABLE

[@maxrubinstein5826]

The best part about 2:45-3:12 is how well it fits with the guitar

[@dustin4066]

I’m new to the guitar hero community.. is it all just a big meme?🤭
EDIT: Holy cow! Thanks for the likes🙂

[@JustAnOrdinaryIan]

dustin christopher some what 50% memes 50% seriousness

[@icced9299]

yes. is great, right?

[@JeveGreen]

Yes...
And then suddenly, it's an awesome FC. :D

[@caspianhorlick4529]

When it comes down to it, everything can be broken down into consisting of memes

[@caspianhorlick4529]

When it comes down to it, everything can be broken down into consisting of memes

[@Randomizer903]

A Helvian-esque edit of my favourite Metallica song? I approve! :3

[@metalhead2670]

Randomizer903 me too

[@dk.8244]

Absolutely died at the Nate Dogg part. Gud meme

[@xiaolongdrake5353]

You had to **repost in the wrong neighborhood**?

[@serpentstudios7768]

4:15 Shit! I forget!

[@kahvamiestestailee2082]

Trainz eld78 productions yeah we all heard that...

[@serpentstudios7768]

@Ascended Life Form I did that, since it was obviously too amusing.

[@powerplay9422]

Clearly he works for Helvian. Paid by the meme, as it were.

[@foxwolf316]

hey it's great to meet a brony dude.

[@davecrupel2817]

2:36 one of the best mix-chartings i have EVER heard!!!

[@kylebrady969]

You know there IS this joke with James where people call him 'The Table,' so this is accurate and funny.

[@henriktheonly3874]

Yeah, he called himself a table

[@arcadedomination8006]

Quench my thirst with *M E M E S*

[@Shiverwar]

Jason: Perfecting the art of memery on Guitar Hero with his pals since 1985.

[@RayLilith]

888 streak is the conseltation price for missing *_1 N O T E_*

[@buncle6494]

I honestly can’t stop watching this😆

[@oldmangaming6495]

Thank you Jason. Because of this Meme, I am expecting these lyrics when I hear the original song. Sometime I change them when I sing along. Keep up the good work, and Rock On !!!

[@morgynadams1167]

I love how he got Kyle's SHUT THE F*** UP from pwnage show in there lol2:06

[@OldBeezer]

ITS BACK!

[@TheNerdySimulation]

Did you know, the alternative title for this song was Propane and Propane Accessories? True Facts.

[@yoshigalxyed4664]

1:58
*E X T R A T H I C C*

[@paintballgaming630]

Yoshigalxy Sanchez I hear E X T R A D I

[@paintballgaming630]

sokban gaming yup li

[@paintballgaming630]

sokban gaming lol*

[@suctioncupman9667]

Someone needs to make you reposted in the wrong fuel

[@ghost-facedhindu4275]

Damned right they do!

[@darkwolf9637]

Imagine the people who made this game " let's allow the players to make and post whatever charts they want"
"WHAT HAVE WE DONE"

[@alexberube5269]

2:13 is my favorite part XD

[@metetural9140]

*_FUEL FUEL FUEL FUEL_*

[@Jarczenko]

2:35 xD

[@gioeleberto7103]

Jarczenko what is the song that starts there?

[@Jarczenko]

you reposted in the wrong neighborhood

[@ibdgonzo]

Gioele Berto
Shake That by Eminem feat. Nate Dogg

[@tato45255]

same dude

[@smilingmayonnaise8089]

Maybe that’s you FC’d in the wrong neighborhood

[@geekymetalhead5112]

James was tweaking out and Kirk and Lars were doing the original parts thinking "What the hell?"

[@vibingwiththewind2889]

TABLES

[@aidanmcnally4798]

This is fucking hysterical.

[@HuntedBoBo]

Memetallica is my favorite band

[@beargrills3508]

ArandomeGUY 1479 MetallicAyyy.

[@TronciM]

Memeallica

[@GrouchyGander]

I wanna download all these songs and just listen to them over and over.

[@GrouchyGander]

HOLY HELL, I CAN FINALLY WATCH THIS AGAIN!

[@andrewpappas9311]

The rapping in the middle weirdly works with the song

[@AdamRJ01]

GIVE ME FEUEF GIVE ME FAAF GIVE THAT WHICH I ASHNAWAD

[@margaretmack7881]

I can't believe they used your yelling of steamed hams that is fantastic 😂😂😂❤

[@smonkjo]

1:00 This is the pinnacle of the type of humor where in the middle of the day you think it's just kind of funny but in the middle of the night it makes you just burst out laughing.

[@zekester2097]

1:15 That noise lmao

[@ZacharyHankins]

2:18 almost killed me.

[@nicholasewertz8770]

The actual fear in your eyes at 2:01 as The Best started playing killed me

[@freshproduce4048]

Gimme... SHIT! I forget

[@auberonsylveon4694]

& Knuckles.

[@filthycasual6118]

& Knuckles

[@Bazoobuggy]

It's Back!

[@jordanhasch2544]

Every time I hear that damned "TABLE!" bit, I collapse into a pool of my own tears from laughing. This chart is disgusting. "I get more ass than a TABLE!" LMFAO!

[@angrypiratepandaKingdom]

Jason you're an awesome guy! Such a really nice guy, you will always be my favorite streamer! This song had me rolling!

[@JasonParadise]

Glad you enjoyed and thanks for the support

[@ronylouis0]

0:41
-what the freak?
Me: SIR THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER SO NO SWEARING

[@joaquinflores2741]

its frick you freak
wait wha-

[@oneghost1257]

"I get more ass than a table."
- king modest brag

[@blakealicious676]

This has been my favorite vid by far, keep it up, Jason!

[@Badtothebones100]

#-1KingForLife I've seen a few streams, you are indeed the -1 king.

[@jojonoa3590]

Okay but for real, Nate Dogg's raps over Metallica riffs legitimately fuckin' rips

[@sirbushmansrules3622]

3:46 Me telling the waiter what I want

[@metetural9140]

r/comedyheaven

[@yagamil46]

I don't see why anyone would thumb down this video. Your laughs and little commentary makes the video 10x better. Even when I listen to the bandipat version on it's own I still hear you XD

[@derpynube3254]

Hit note accuracy: 99%
Jason: *TRIGGERED*

[@hoseamatthews4303]

Table!...
Table!

[@petertakac7554]

I have one question and im not saying it because it was in the video. Why are there grapefruits in my Metallica?

[@drew45footballskater]

Why not?

[@LordArikado]

Memes. The answer to any question on these videos is always memes.

[@thehunter7422]

Peter Takáč why is there metalica in my grapefruit that's the real question

[@joeycastaldi2733]

The Shake That part actually sounded pretty sick..

[@afirecat12AMV-MEP-Maker]

These videos will always make my goddamn day

[@azura15]

0:57

[@Party_Almsivi]

>How do you have inspiration to do things like that?
Apprentice level meme wizard here, the secret, far as myself and what I gather, is a deep love for the joy and entertainment one's product elicits from others, mixed with a desire to have some kind of influence in this world for its own satisfaction. It feels good to make stuff that makes others have a strong reaction, especially a positive reaction. With memes as the canvas, the people's champions strive to do god's work: posting memes of all stripes to all people. Remember, jokes get remembered, but memes never die. Follow your heart.
...
The ending of the words is ALMSIVI

[@Joe_Cool48]

A great song that uses iconic memes. Classy, yet unforgiving. Keep it up guys!

[@razerfox9202]

jason ALWAYS hits EVERY note

[@AmyraCarter]

"QUACK" (finely placed silly sounds are a thing now I guess lolz)
"I get more ass than a TABLE!" lmfao (Fucking Nate Dogg)
"PUMPING MY ERECTION" xD (enter stupid sexual joke here)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Bahahahahahaha!
Also, Clone Hero v.16 is out now. :)