My advice is never put the pussy on a peddle stool. You must act better than them and they will go for you… not too arrogant just act like you don’t need it.
I kinda like when people interrupt Sam because he always fuckin kills with the responses lol. Yeah they're annoying but it just gives him the opportunity to be even more hilarious
@@EricAustinYun I think it would be better for the people paying for the ticket and the night out if drunk broads didn't interrupt. Maybe he had some hilarious shit to say before she asked a question 🤔
@@alxofficial1541 Well no shit lol. Yeah it would be better. I'm simply stating I like it when he pops off on the annoying interrupters. It's like an extra little bit of improv everytime because he always snaps back with some hilarious shit that he probably wouldn't have ended up saying had he not been interrupted. Just a silver lining my guy
@@EricAustinYun uh ok? Why are you telling me what you like? I don't give a rats ass. You're the kind of guy that just opens his mouth in the middle of a show aren't you? 😆🤣
The crazy lady yelling why porn though. Dude theres nothing wrong with self pleasure. Just cause you are in a relationship doesnt mean you dont want some you time as well
"WhEn YoU hAvE a SpOuSe WhY PoRn" *Collective "I'm tired of your bullshit Karen" groan* You can hear the pain felt in that room "Not this shit again! Perhaps because you refuse to dress up as Donald Trump and lather yourself in whipped cream Brenda"
Why porn? Porn is always in the mood, never has headaches, say yes to all my fantasies, never tells anyone else what happened and it's free. It's the side chick 2.0
I think hanging out with that guy might cure my woman-related self-esteem issues
I mean if he can get a date you the bar must be way lower than we initially knew
@@IDECIDETHETRUTH Boy you sound like fun 😂😂😂😂 having a rough time huh bud ?
Me too brother, me too.
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My advice is never put the pussy on a peddle stool. You must act better than them and they will go for you… not too arrogant just act like you don’t need it.
Masterful crowdwork Sam, this was hilarious.
who the hell yells "I have a question!" at a comedy club lol
Most of Sam's clips I see on RUclips are Q&A based anyway, so I didn't mind it. It's just more material for Sam to work with.
A woman who probably thinks watching porn is cheating
He asks after his set for topics and questions
The kind that don't understand why couples can watch porn together or by themselves.
Hidge, oh, that's a classy one. What was your opener?
👅👅👅
🤣
Bro THAT guy gets a date and I haven't for 3 years? Wtf
Yea but he’s not getting a second date.
Have you tried opening with "👅👅👅"?
@@lolatu4402 Not tryna pick up those kinda women
The old "licky licky sucky sucky?" tends to work fairly well
Well now you know the secret
Guantanamo Bay couldn't get that out of me
Killing as usual Sam “The Gator” Morril.
Sam, loved your David Lettermen set on his latest series. Congrats on that. Well deserved.
This man gives ZERO f*cks
This guy just look like he's here to chat and clash with some bar's friends, and he's doing it so well.
This was gold start to finish 😂
so what do we think is she gonna see him again after this first date or nah
Nah, this video gone viral. Moms locking that down for herself.
(Edit: spelling)
Every message after tonight will be left on read.
Jesus loves you!
Man on the 1st date is the definition of "no fucks to give"
So….. is 👅👅👅 the move now?
…..asking for a friend.
Nooo
How is Brendan a comedian after seeing this masterpiece 😂
"I have a question!" Bitch this isn't a classroom! lmao
I have to come to New York and see Sam, just the best
Do people not understand that it's not a Q&A? Why porn? Shut up and enjoy the show.
I kinda like when people interrupt Sam because he always fuckin kills with the responses lol. Yeah they're annoying but it just gives him the opportunity to be even more hilarious
@@EricAustinYun I think it would be better for the people paying for the ticket and the night out if drunk broads didn't interrupt. Maybe he had some hilarious shit to say before she asked a question 🤔
@@alxofficial1541 Well no shit lol. Yeah it would be better. I'm simply stating I like it when he pops off on the annoying interrupters. It's like an extra little bit of improv everytime because he always snaps back with some hilarious shit that he probably wouldn't have ended up saying had he not been interrupted. Just a silver lining my guy
@@EricAustinYun uh ok? Why are you telling me what you like? I don't give a rats ass. You're the kind of guy that just opens his mouth in the middle of a show aren't you? 😆🤣
That was incredible
I need to watch the full set of this🤣🤣
Unhinged
Killin it bud
Saw you in Houston, amazing show. Glad I went :)
Camera needs to show us the crowd instead of Sam
Oooh shit, this hurts so good!
"I HAVE A QUESTION!!!"
2 minutes of gold.
🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious, Samson.
I am DYING right now.
I am fifteen.
That woman yelling is a future miserable ex wife.
Classic Sam destroying!!
Never heard anything you’ve said that wasn’t funny or interesting.
I want to see a show if I get the chance!
✌️
Come to Australia 🇦🇺
Killer!
I'm 💀💀💀
😆
lmao
😜😜😜
Short men are notoriously, superior at eating muff 😋 #changemymind 👅
The crazy lady yelling why porn though. Dude theres nothing wrong with self pleasure. Just cause you are in a relationship doesnt mean you dont want some you time as well
I am the 69th comment.
"WhEn YoU hAvE a SpOuSe WhY PoRn"
*Collective "I'm tired of your bullshit Karen" groan*
You can hear the pain felt in that room
"Not this shit again! Perhaps because you refuse to dress up as Donald Trump and lather yourself in whipped cream Brenda"
👅👅🤮
Why porn?
Porn is always in the mood, never has headaches, say yes to all my fantasies, never tells anyone else what happened and it's free. It's the side chick 2.0