@@charlieniven6558 They barely put water so they can use the leftover water to clean the patens, chalice’s, and ciborium’s after the distribution of the Blessed Sacrament. To my knowledge, the only requirement is that there’s water and wine, so it doesn’t really matter how little or how much water they put. Not sayin that cus I’m progressive or anything, I attend the TLM and even when I attend the NO I kneel and receive Communion on the tongue. I’m just pointing out why they tend to put little water and lots of wine.
LOL I was searching for "ASMR massage", but accidentally pressed enter after only typing "asmr mass" and this was the first video that came up. as a catholic, I cannot stop laughing
NGL, I talked to a villager once and she thought I was doing some important thing even though I was clearly in my pyjama because I was wearing my Apple Watch, therefore looking "ready". To do what? I don't know. The lady thought I was going to a meeting (?). It was 3 PM???
@@sully2932 Someone tweeted (I think), begged people to stop wearing Apple Watch when dressed formally because it makes them look like Spy Kids and I'd agree a good 3-5 years ago, LOL.
I love where your head is at, I'm picturing more of Tim & Eric as wacky priests with terrible makeup just acting insane, and shots of a congregation full of people - none of whom look like they should be on tv - looking completely unamused.
We all need to repent and turn to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He Loved us enough to carry a 300-pound cross and have His hands and feet nailed to it. He loves us all far more than we can imagine. It is through Him and not by our works that we can live and love. God bless.✞❤
@@jikanettanaka6629 Jesus Christ loves you. Look at eyewitness testimony of Jesus Christ's death and how they claimed He rose from the dead. We have no photos or videos of George Washington, yet we know he existed because of the written accounts of his life. Same as any historical figure. The eyewitness of Jesus Christ's life and death claimed He rose from the dead. Don't take my word for it. Take theirs. Jesus loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you. God bless you and have a wonderful day.
it's inherently hilarious how human spirituality devolved from a personal meaningful thing you share with your immediate community into a series of meaningless, bureaucratic rituals performed by wealthy strangers
This is just a gross comment. The Priests of most parishes are friends of Communities. Talk to anyone who actually goes to a Catholic Church, or just any Apostolic Church, and they'll talk about their friendly Priest. They aren't a Rich Stranger. They are a good friend, entirely dependent on the Charity of the Community. The rituals in these Churches date to the inception of Christianity, testified by Extra-Biblical Apostolic works and Early Christians. They're mentioned in the Bible itself, take fulfillment of the Prior Jewish Customs. It's just ignorant and a strawman to paint Liturgical Customs and Religious Institutions as such, as it's unsubstantiated in any universal history. Did clericalism and issues exist? Yes! But does this mean we then degrade good people alongside the Bad? No! This is logically acidic, and breaks down any foundation of any institution.
Because they tell us what to do and how to live. Always giving guilt trips in any earthly pleasures. There also the biggest hippocrates. I work in the Casino industry in A/C in NJ and know Priests , Nuns and other clergy who gamble and drink. There at the tables drunk off there ass. I've dated young ladies who wanted to become Nuns who quit due to sexual harassment from the Preists. They get the worst kitchen and maintenance details. There often treated like slaves. Then the Priests offer them a better job by giving some pussy or a Bjob. Some cant take the harassment and leave. My 3rd Cousin became a Priest and left after 10 years. He told me first hand, some are Alcoholics and looking to lay the Sisters. Some join to meet other Gay men in the Priesthood. I could tell you stories to make your head spin.
Wonder if Father had a New Year's Eve party to get to later. And I would imagine that some priests do live life much the same as we do except for a few certain things.
When the priest moves it around and in clanks against the chain! Also, during moments of silence when everyone is kneeling and you can just hear the pews and kneelers creaking.
@@gloria7324I was baptized catholic as a child and can recall so many masses I attended. It was rare the incense burner would be brought out (and depending on which church we’d attend that day), but when it did, it was why it became such a staple of Asmr for me. Thank you for reminding me about the pews! Or the crisp, crisp pages of the rice paper in the Bible. Just all around tingly memories that made me feel safe!
This edit is so godly no pun intended. Iv been feeling anxious all night and for some weird reason this help me break my anxiety and insomnia last night.
i love how the ceremony demanded water jug might as well just be decoration, seeing how each priest tries their hardest to have as little of its content reaching that wine as possible
The water cruet is mostly used for cleaning, both before and after the consecration, and in the event a consecrated host falls on the ground. The drop mixed with the wine represents human cooperation with the divine, even as the divine does the real work, so to speak.
@@ThreeSeatStarboard you seem to be knowledgeable so I gotta ask, is there a reason they’re using the same cup? What do you mean by host? Do all the different robes have a purpose? Are the little cracker things good? Is the water holy water or regular water?
I became Catholic because of this video lol. I saw it a few months ago as a protestant and I was like "huh they seem to actually respect God here" and then I went to the Stations of the Cross and was hooked
As someone who went to catholic school and then turned agnostic after, I always found this relaxing and I would always find a way to close my eyes without the teacher looking
Going to Holy Mass is always so relaxing and tingly, glad I'm not the only one who gets it. Also other people whispering and their jackets crinkling in winter is just crazy ASMR. Also great for the soul ❤😊
@AX D instructions weren’t clear enough, got a household item stuck in an innocent pedestrian because my imaginary friend became so great. nah but even though i’m quite skeptical at many religious teachings (for example the concept of sin), the vibes of this video are soothing and nice. at the end of the day, i think one of the most important things are 1. to remain able to have a conversation about (and to freely question) anything. Just like science, which can always be updated upon learning new things. & 2. not to condemn love between to people in its pure innocent form (for example between lgbtq+ people, now matter how straight we are, i’m too btw) and just hearing people out instead of giving up on them. and, obviously, for heaven’s sake, ending lives of *absolutely innocent random people* who have no interest in actively engaging in any armed conflict, is about the unholiest thing I can imagine. if you believe in god, i believe he will take us to him when the time has come. actively ending someone’s journey prematurely without them even opposing any threat to you whatsoever is just so wrong. well yeah i’m addressing extreme examples of religious wrongdoing, but anyways, i’m open to talk about religion. as long as each others’ views are respected. 🙏🏼
I'm agnostic too, but was raised as a catholic. Back when the priest would bless me, I would be filled with a tingling sensation, I used to think it was the holy spirit, but nope. ASMR.
My first asmr experience was listening to the bishop speak at church. The mouth sounds caught me off gaurd. Never questioned the feeling until much later in life. Glad I found this
As a boy brought ( unwillingly ) to a Catholic mass each sunday, the eucharist preperation and distribution had a most peculiar fascination with me. I always hoped it would be clearly visible and close from where we sat. The feeling was intense interest and an almost electric feeling of all my hair standing on end plus goosebumps. It wasnt until I heard of "ASMR" a couple years ago that I understood what it was. I assume people experience this to varying degrees and my experiences then must be near the very extremes possible without having a reaction someone else would notice, or maybe passing out.
“Unwillingly” as if 45 minutes every Sunday endured unbearable pain 😂 That feeling was God’s Holy presence being there with you and will always be there if you put your trust in Him. God bless you my friend 🙏
Infodump here, maybe tmi. Ifind huge comfort in this. Im neurodivergent and was forced to attend to church mass as a kid. The ambent made me deeply uncomfortable, with the loud and unionized chants. Those sparked anxiety on me to a point in my early years of forced attendance i would cry and beg not to go, and get dismissed and called vile names (by my own mother) for not liking it. The only part i could find good in the whole ordeal was those silent prayer moments before the partition of the Body. Everyone went silent. I could indulge in the calmness and serenity of the moment for a brief period of time. Today ive grown to endure many neurodivergent overstimulation hardhsips and looking back at those times, know what was happenid with me and my mind in that ambient, having understood the reason for my discomfort brings me peace about my religious and spiritual choices. Im glad ive found these exerpts on RUclips.
i was just thinking about how much asmr i got from the communion blessings at church and was looking for smthn to replicate that feeling, this is brilliant thank you for compiling this!!
i’m an orthodox so church can be very different in some ways, it’s never quiet when there’s a liturgy or anything like that and they burn a lot of incense (which makes me cough a lot because i have asthma) so they’re usually just very stressful and migraine inducing situations, also i’m not religious and i only visit monasteries close to me because i was baptized in one of them and in the other one i had my confirmation school, they’re very peaceful and the priests, nuns and monks are lovely, it’s always just so relaxing to go there since no one would ever dare go there to disturb anyone
yeah i was raised catholic and from my experience they only bring out the incense on special occasions, for example confirmation. However when I got confirmed even then they didn’t bring in incense because people might get allergic reactions.
@@perecipitawe’re not. We’re supposed to let it dissolve to avoid it potentially falling out accidentally. I think it may be harder for priests since they have more to do and say after that part.
@@alforteresse thats so true, i didnt think about that and now i feel dumb lolll but it still feels wrong to me as I was taught when I was little that we were not supposed to chew it out of respect for the body of Christ too.
my first experience with feeling an asmr sensation was at church. before i was old enough to take communion the pastor would draw a cross on the kid’s foreheads at the altar, i always looked forward to it for some reason and felt very relaxed afterwards, so this is fitting
I’m a Christian of the Protestant variety and our church services are NEVER this relaxing LOL. They have become more like rock concerts. I’ve visted both catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches and I much prefer their services. Super relaxing and ancient feeling. And absolutely ASMR inducing. Plus in Catholic Mass you get a small workout with all the kneeling and standing!
Come to the orthodox church ! You will be welcomed in open arms brother it's the original church that still worships biblically . You will love it god bless
during my easter services, the people who hold the wine and bread talk in such a calming voice, and if you sit close to them you can hear them talk over and over and its so nice
@@newbornassassin7291 Which orthodox church? The Greek orthodox church? The Russian orthodox church? The Romanian orthodox church? The Ukrianian orthodox church? The Serbian orthodox church? Because despite supposedly being a "unified" church, none of those individual ethnic churches can ever seem to agree with eachother on anything and many are even currently in schism with themselves.
I'm catholic, and though it kind of makes me uncomfortable feeling like a bit of this is somewhat unreverent in the editing, I still have to admit that these parts of mass are 100% ASMR material
I was at a mass for the first time in a while and immediately thought of ASMR while the priest was pouring the wine in complete silence... glad someone else saw it 😂
aw yiiiis! Please do a series of asmr blessings! It's the thing that give me the most tingles and there's not a single channel with a bunch of actually good ones. It's a niche.
yknow, my dad used to take me to church when i was over at his place on certain weekends, and i dont think ill ever stop feeling that warm feeling whenever i hear this kinda stuff. I dont believe in god, but i think there is something in this world, and i think no matter what, churchs are centers for community and joy. cept like really fucked up stuff some churhces do. other than that though christianity is a really wonderful thing.
my favorite part is the "wash me of my inequity and cleanse me of my sins" so here's the timestamps for those parts: 0:23 1:47 4:35 5:27 6:36 (silent version) 7:52 8:32 9:09 9:56 (silent version again) 10:43 (different silent version)
In all honesty though, my first interest in ASMR started when I was sitting in church and those nice quiet moments would come around and I wanted more of them.
i study in Catholic school, and they make each batch sponsor a noon mass every month. and the chapel at my school is made of marble, so like there's a lota echoing, so you can literally hear the Host crunching in the priest's mouth 😭😭😭
@@CHURCHISAWESUM Orthodox liturgies are literally the opposite of relaxing. There's almost no silence. The Traditional Latin Mass (especially the low mass) is a much better option if you want moments of silence and peace.
Let’s be honest, we all noticed the Irish priest had the most generous pour.
He didnt gaf😂
Look he thought he was pouring a pint for himself, us Irish can only pour alcohol in pint measures
Can you put a time slot?
@@mastermind1204 It's at 8:16
@MPakkan thank you very much, not sure how I missed it 😂 but thank you
'Holy bois gettin lit' might just be the best description of mass I've ever heard. Basically describes every Sunday morning from my childhood
Get back to Mass!
I clicked on the video thinking I was going to smoke wit some priest
You can tell which priests like to party based off their water/wine ratio
Half a glass of wine and a drop of water
The one in green at 07:30 was trying so hard to get the least amount of water in hahaha
They really aren't taking this seriously enough
@@charlieniven6558 They barely put water so they can use the leftover water to clean the patens, chalice’s, and ciborium’s after the distribution of the Blessed Sacrament. To my knowledge, the only requirement is that there’s water and wine, so it doesn’t really matter how little or how much water they put. Not sayin that cus I’m progressive or anything, I attend the TLM and even when I attend the NO I kneel and receive Communion on the tongue. I’m just pointing out why they tend to put little water and lots of wine.
@@Rique_cent well thank you
the way this video is edited makes it seem like an intense priest competition show lol, I love it
That would be a good game show idea.
Someone wrote "priest grand slam" and I'm still cackling. 😭 Holy bois do be getting lit.
I was thinking tryouts. A panel of priests behind the camera, chatting with even more relaxing voices and larger wine to water ratios.
LOL I was searching for "ASMR massage", but accidentally pressed enter after only typing "asmr mass" and this was the first video that came up. as a catholic, I cannot stop laughing
The holy spirit had hand in that
Based
Adding a ✨Holy Spice✨ to your nightly asmr
Does this massage your soul and spirit well, my friend? 🤣
Literally what I did😭💀
idk why but the zooming in always makes me giggle-
I'm so glad I'm not the only one ahahah, Just the slow zoom in on a guy eating communion wafers
The editing is hilarious! It’s like a CoD montage lol
@@HyperManic1000 ew no
right?! in 2:58 it actually looks he zoomed on the priest laughing hahaha
@@HyperManic1000 LMAO it feel like at any moment they are going to look at the camera and say something so funny
1:27 Something immersion breaking with all these holy vestments and suddenly an Apple Watch pops out of the sleeve
Immersion breaking? Immersed in what? These priests are living in the 21st century just like everyone else.
It is just a utility object just like his glasses or shoes
@@waterbox4202 glasses and shoes have existed for centuries. The Apple Watch is modern enough that it’s kind of jarring to see in this context.
NGL, I talked to a villager once and she thought I was doing some important thing even though I was clearly in my pyjama because I was wearing my Apple Watch, therefore looking "ready". To do what? I don't know. The lady thought I was going to a meeting (?). It was 3 PM???
@@sully2932 Someone tweeted (I think), begged people to stop wearing Apple Watch when dressed formally because it makes them look like Spy Kids and I'd agree a good 3-5 years ago, LOL.
Idk why but the fact one of them has an apple watch on is hilarious to me lmao
My personal opinion is that priests should not have any jewelry on during divine liturgy/communion.
Hold your tongue and say APPLE!
@@seraphim_eternal weird opinion but ok
@@bobholt6217 lol
religous drip?
Something about them hurriedly eating the communion wafers is so funny to me 😭😭
They have to cuz the entire church is waiting in them so they can get theirs 😂
I wanna see a priest pour some milk in the bowl, pull out a spoon, and just start chomping away on some Christ O's
They shouldn't bite it.
@StrikerWarren I never understood this common "rule". Pretty sure the original squad used their teeth to consume the Body of Christ.
@HolyOrthodoxyIsLife Google it.
I love the fact this is edited like some kind of obscure Tim and Eric skit.
I love where your head is at, I'm picturing more of Tim & Eric as wacky priests with terrible makeup just acting insane, and shots of a congregation full of people - none of whom look like they should be on tv - looking completely unamused.
8:18 had me rolling. dude pours all that and got me cracking up already. the single drop of water was the cherry on top.
We all need to repent and turn to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. He Loved us enough to carry a 300-pound cross and have His hands and feet nailed to it. He loves us all far more than we can imagine. It is through Him and not by our works that we can live and love. God bless.✞❤
@@EyanWashington Yeah go off or whatever but look at that damn pour dude is crazy with it
@@jikanettanaka6629 Jesus Christ loves you. Look at eyewitness testimony of Jesus Christ's death and how they claimed He rose from the dead. We have no photos or videos of George Washington, yet we know he existed because of the written accounts of his life. Same as any historical figure. The eyewitness of Jesus Christ's life and death claimed He rose from the dead. Don't take my word for it. Take theirs. Jesus loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you. God bless you and have a wonderful day.
@@EyanWashingtonok bro whatever you say
@@justthememelordsnextdoor9120IM GONNA MAKE IT RAIN PISS FROM THE SKY!
Why is church out of context so funny?
it's inherently hilarious how human spirituality devolved from a personal meaningful thing you share with your immediate community into a series of meaningless, bureaucratic rituals performed by wealthy strangers
This is just a gross comment. The Priests of most parishes are friends of Communities. Talk to anyone who actually goes to a Catholic Church, or just any Apostolic Church, and they'll talk about their friendly Priest. They aren't a Rich Stranger. They are a good friend, entirely dependent on the Charity of the Community.
The rituals in these Churches date to the inception of Christianity, testified by Extra-Biblical Apostolic works and Early Christians. They're mentioned in the Bible itself, take fulfillment of the Prior Jewish Customs. It's just ignorant and a strawman to paint Liturgical Customs and Religious Institutions as such, as it's unsubstantiated in any universal history. Did clericalism and issues exist? Yes! But does this mean we then degrade good people alongside the Bad? No! This is logically acidic, and breaks down any foundation of any institution.
@@luxither7354jesus christ stop yapping
@@luxither7354God gave you the gift of eloquence and you administered it with great aplomb mate.
Because they tell us what to do and how to live. Always giving guilt trips in any earthly pleasures. There also the biggest hippocrates. I work in the Casino industry in A/C in NJ and know Priests , Nuns and other clergy who gamble and drink. There at the tables drunk off there ass. I've dated young ladies who wanted to become Nuns who quit due to sexual harassment from the Preists. They get the worst kitchen and maintenance details. There often treated like slaves. Then the Priests offer them a better job by giving some pussy or a Bjob. Some cant take the harassment and leave. My 3rd Cousin became a Priest and left after 10 years. He told me first hand, some are Alcoholics and looking to lay the Sisters. Some join to meet other Gay men in the Priesthood. I could tell you stories to make your head spin.
I don’t know about anybody else but I find this videos hilarious the zooms keep getting me 😂😂
whats funny about it
everything lmao im dying laughing
Always on the breathing too xD
@@ilovelean2134and chewing
same
8:17 when sunday mass Falls on new year's eve.
I audibly screamed "HOLY SH*T" when he poured the wine lmao
He did a fucking DROP of water I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wonder if Father had a New Year's Eve party to get to later. And I would imagine that some priests do live life much the same as we do except for a few certain things.
As a Christian I go to mass every now and then, I always find these parts of the mass so relaxing lmao
Catholic you mean
@@HaydenAlbarado Yes, catholic.
@@HaydenAlbarado Catholics are Christians
@@seraphim_eternal well a Christian can be any religion that believes Jesus is our savior
@@HaydenAlbarado same thing they’re interchangeable Catholic is a type of Christian the other kind being Protestant
4:03 was so random it made me laugh
Pleassssse someone post the incense thing Catholics use during their mass
Idk if there's any asmr videos with that, but to aid your search, the incense holder is called a "thurible"
karuna?? i never thought i'd see you here?? 😭😭😭
When the priest moves it around and in clanks against the chain! Also, during moments of silence when everyone is kneeling and you can just hear the pews and kneelers creaking.
@@gloria7324I was baptized catholic as a child and can recall so many masses I attended. It was rare the incense burner would be brought out (and depending on which church we’d attend that day), but when it did, it was why it became such a staple of Asmr for me. Thank you for reminding me about the pews! Or the crisp, crisp pages of the rice paper in the Bible. Just all around tingly memories that made me feel safe!
@@KenoReplay.thank you!!!! Google is my friend, but I was exhausted when I posted this haha.
Wow the zoom in at every inhale tells a lot and this persons sense of humor.
FR BRO
Hey!.. DO *NOT* SHOUT AT THE LORD *angry running noises*
do a traditional Latin Mass ASMR, the whispered “secret” part of the Mass would be beautiful
And then the gloria patri repeatedly asmr
ruclips.net/video/JVu_PcFVg2Y/видео.htmlsi=__dpziV90i8W43jm
Yeah, I have had enough of this novus ordo crap
@@NervousDisordoyou get reverend and or Latin versions of it tho
@@NervousDisordoYeah, I’m something of a sedevecantist (they have better ASMR)
0:39 that's what my mum sees in the kitchen at 3am when i'm hungry
I laughed so hard I met Jesus 😭💀
I'm going to hell for this 😭
GOD PLEASE 😭😭😭😭
This is so funny 😂😂😂
I think the priests try to add the least amount of holy water humanly possible is the funniest shit
With every inhale zoom I ascend further.
I'm catholic, and it's safe to say that this is my favorite part of mass
As an altar server, I have seen our priest put in half a cup of wine and a single drop of water.
I feel like I'm watching an international mass grand slam
LMFAOOOOOOO take my like
The Doxology - "Through Him, with Him, in Him..." always gave me some bumpin' tingles
This edit is so godly no pun intended. Iv been feeling anxious all night and for some weird reason this help me break my anxiety and insomnia last night.
Jesus loves you brother
@@UnknownUser-sj2bm I hope that’s true.
@@BeeABaw I'm pretty late but I'm sure jesus does infact love you my guy ^^
You what is the weird reason, the human heart aches for God.
0:43 my boy didn't have breakfast. Munch Munch
i’ve checked the nutritional value on the jesus wafers and there’s only one cal per host. poor guy was still hungry
Yeah, we fast atleast 6 hours before taking communion
@@squidle7812 The counting unit of wafers is hosts?
Hello, i want 5 HOSTS SIR, May jesus BLESS YOU.
@@xm214-aminigun9 It's called the host from the latin 'hostia' meaning 'sacrificial victim'.
@@tpakTaddeus 6 hours is not a fast. Most people go 6 hours between lunch and dinner!
The Eucharist is such a beautiful moment
❤
4:03 when you stop to tie your shoes, only to look up and see no one stopped to wait.
I love this comment section.
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard? Those zoom ins! Love it!
Are you Catholic… you’re not you should not be laughing hardly
You
Ok chap?
@@soniazavala2369bro it was not that serious
@@soniazavala2369I’m not catholic and I’m laughing hard it’s hilarious
i love how the ceremony demanded water jug might as well just be decoration, seeing how each priest tries their hardest to have as little of its content reaching that wine as possible
The water cruet is mostly used for cleaning, both before and after the consecration, and in the event a consecrated host falls on the ground. The drop mixed with the wine represents human cooperation with the divine, even as the divine does the real work, so to speak.
@@ThreeSeatStarboard you seem to be knowledgeable so I gotta ask, is there a reason they’re using the same cup?
What do you mean by host?
Do all the different robes have a purpose?
Are the little cracker things good?
Is the water holy water or regular water?
God demands a part 2
🤣
Yes!
Let there be part 2!!!!
LMAO
I became Catholic because of this video lol. I saw it a few months ago as a protestant and I was like "huh they seem to actually respect God here" and then I went to the Stations of the Cross and was hooked
if true this is one of the funniest things to me ever
@@cozycasasmr4510 it is true lol. only caveat is im doing OCIA soon and havent actually became catholic yet
Protestants don't respect God?
Welcome home brother! ✝️
@@czerwynska i was wondering tht but maybe is until you realize...
6:50 when you just wanna be left alone to eat your crisps and dont want to share
"cleanse me of my sins" man i wish that guys apple watch vanished after that
Time stamp?
There is nothing sinful about an Apple Watch.
he is just a priest who did not swear the oath of poverty. It is very common and nothing sinful about his apple watch
How do you know it's Apple brand?
@@caratv4687 because we can tell it's an Apple Watch
They may be meek and humble servants of the Lord but they're ballers and shot callers of ASMR
As someone who went to catholic school and then turned agnostic after, I always found this relaxing and I would always find a way to close my eyes without the teacher looking
Going to Holy Mass is always so relaxing and tingly, glad I'm not the only one who gets it. Also other people whispering and their jackets crinkling in winter is just crazy ASMR. Also great for the soul ❤😊
*three ducks in a trenchcoat in the back row*
"Now do the prayer about daily bread."
😂
I’m kind of agnostic, but these ceremonies/mass is nevertheless fascinating and admirable to me. And this is excellent ASMR, I got such tingles!🙏🏼
@AX D instructions weren’t clear enough, got a household item stuck in an innocent pedestrian because my imaginary friend became so great. nah but even though i’m quite skeptical at many religious teachings (for example the concept of sin), the vibes of this video are soothing and nice. at the end of the day, i think one of the most important things are 1. to remain able to have a conversation about (and to freely question) anything. Just like science, which can always be updated upon learning new things. & 2. not to condemn love between to people in its pure innocent form (for example between lgbtq+ people, now matter how straight we are, i’m too btw) and just hearing people out instead of giving up on them. and, obviously, for heaven’s sake, ending lives of *absolutely innocent random people* who have no interest in actively engaging in any armed conflict, is about the unholiest thing I can imagine. if you believe in god, i believe he will take us to him when the time has come. actively ending someone’s journey prematurely without them even opposing any threat to you whatsoever is just so wrong. well yeah i’m addressing extreme examples of religious wrongdoing, but anyways, i’m open to talk about religion. as long as each others’ views are respected. 🙏🏼
@@robertson1996 Either way God bless ya matey
God be with you
I'm agnostic too, but was raised as a catholic. Back when the priest would bless me, I would be filled with a tingling sensation, I used to think it was the holy spirit, but nope. ASMR.
@@DaGleese yeah but as a kid you probably didn’t know any better, same probably wasn’t even a thing back then
Every time it zooms, my brain goes SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
My first asmr experience was listening to the bishop speak at church. The mouth sounds caught me off gaurd. Never questioned the feeling until much later in life. Glad I found this
the priest's whispering at 7:09 was so relaxing
This is by far one of the best unintentional ASMR videos that was suggested to me in a while.
This is y we always fell asleep in church 🤣
0:50 bro helping himself to the snacks
Thank you for compiling this. I've been looking for ASMR related to this theme for a long time and sadly it seems to be very rare here on RUclips.
the zoom-ins on the inhales makes this seem like a shitpost
As a boy brought ( unwillingly ) to a Catholic mass each sunday, the eucharist preperation and distribution had a most peculiar fascination with me. I always hoped it would be clearly visible and close from where we sat. The feeling was intense interest and an almost electric feeling of all my hair standing on end plus goosebumps. It wasnt until I heard of "ASMR" a couple years ago that I understood what it was. I assume people experience this to varying degrees and my experiences then must be near the very extremes possible without having a reaction someone else would notice, or maybe passing out.
It wasn't just asmr, it was Jesus coming to the church to Earth in body, soul and divinity. It is a powerful things and ofcourse you will feel it.
@@luca57882 atheists clearly feel their heart ache for God, and dismiss with "asmr tinglings" 😂😂
“Unwillingly” as if 45 minutes every Sunday endured unbearable pain 😂 That feeling was God’s Holy presence being there with you and will always be there if you put your trust in Him. God bless you my friend 🙏
@@SanGhanorso you’re saying that God was speaking to me when my school checked everyone for lice?
@@elokin300LMAO
8:17 WELL DAMN MY GUY IS DOWN BAD
He wanted all the blood of christ for himself
Lmao
@@Whitelynx91 if it was me i would just drop a bit of the water in the jar and chug it
Gotta purify oneself
They get to drink what’s left over. 🤣
I'd kneel, my 28 year old knees would crack and everything would be ruined.
Infodump here, maybe tmi.
Ifind huge comfort in this. Im neurodivergent and was forced to attend to church mass as a kid. The ambent made me deeply uncomfortable, with the loud and unionized chants. Those sparked anxiety on me to a point in my early years of forced attendance i would cry and beg not to go, and get dismissed and called vile names (by my own mother) for not liking it. The only part i could find good in the whole ordeal was those silent prayer moments before the partition of the Body. Everyone went silent. I could indulge in the calmness and serenity of the moment for a brief period of time. Today ive grown to endure many neurodivergent overstimulation hardhsips and looking back at those times, know what was happenid with me and my mind in that ambient, having understood the reason for my discomfort brings me peace about my religious and spiritual choices. Im glad ive found these exerpts on RUclips.
I feel blessed just by watching this video
3:00 just doing some holy bumps real quick
7:24 ASMR was best. Relaxing video.
"holy bois gettin' LIT!" The thumbnail is everything 😂
“Cleanse me from my Siiiiiiiinnnnsss “ at 9:10 😮💨 😂
it’s so weird that i scrolled to this comment right as he was saying it
LOL
this comment woke me up
this is perfection and the zooms are hilarious
Altar servers can relate to this video so much because of how close we are to the priest during the Mass.
This!! Trying not to have too many tingles because I had to ring the bells at the right moment. 🤣 😅
Do this in memory of me......
>pours 3 gallons of wine
>pours 3 drops of water
Finally, this is the Catholic asmr content I’ve been looking for! Lol
i was just thinking about how much asmr i got from the communion blessings at church and was looking for smthn to replicate that feeling, this is brilliant thank you for compiling this!!
The zooms crack me up! I wish there was an air horn version to go with those dank zooms!
You need to make a part 2, the daily tv mass channel is ASMR gold.
i’m an orthodox so church can be very different in some ways, it’s never quiet when there’s a liturgy or anything like that and they burn a lot of incense (which makes me cough a lot because i have asthma) so they’re usually just very stressful and migraine inducing situations, also i’m not religious and i only visit monasteries close to me because i was baptized in one of them and in the other one i had my confirmation school, they’re very peaceful and the priests, nuns and monks are lovely, it’s always just so relaxing to go there since no one would ever dare go there to disturb anyone
You say you're Orthodox and then say you're not religious
🤔🤔🤔
@@CHURCHISAWESUM it’s a sect of christianity…
@@CHURCHISAWESUM yea
yeah i was raised catholic and from my experience they only bring out the incense on special occasions, for example confirmation. However when I got confirmed even then they didn’t bring in incense because people might get allergic reactions.
@@hyjinx1889What? It's fairly common in my country. Although I've been to masses that don't have incense I certainly don't think it's rare.
They be munchin on that body of Christ like it’s some Lay’s Baked Oven chips 🤣🤣🤣 That was both hilarious and relaxing 🙏🏾🖤
I thought we were not supposed to chew it ?
@@perecipitawe’re not. We’re supposed to let it dissolve to avoid it potentially falling out accidentally. I think it may be harder for priests since they have more to do and say after that part.
@@alforteresse thats so true, i didnt think about that and now i feel dumb lolll but it still feels wrong to me as I was taught when I was little that we were not supposed to chew it out of respect for the body of Christ too.
Yummy
Munch munch..
my first experience with feeling an asmr sensation was at church. before i was old enough to take communion the pastor would draw a cross on the kid’s foreheads at the altar, i always looked forward to it for some reason and felt very relaxed afterwards, so this is fitting
lets get real, dude at 7:09 is the mvp of this vid. Too bad there inst more of him
The Priest is not a "dude". You call him Fr.
@@Thurifer2005 yeah so sad this guy called this dude that the new generation has no respec
@@end.olivesoh my gosh it’s one comment in a youtube video be real
@@CatastrophicConundrumliterally 😭
@@CatastrophicConundrum omg sorry girll my jubbies where awful 10 months agooooo!! 🌾🥀🥀🌾🥀🌾🪻💮🌻🌾
The parts that make me fall asleep in church as a kid were always my favorite, and hit just as hard today as my dad did back then when I did snooze. 😂
Came from Reddit! Good edit and it is so interesting. Just subed your channel! Keep it up the good work 🤗
쑤쑤 wow, thanks! ☺️
Man I've been looking for this specific type of video for ages! Asmr Holy Communion compilation, fantastic 😀Thanks for the upload!
@@thelastasmrchannel5734 exactly the same with me. Incredibly relaxing. Do you have a link to the source clips? I’d love to check them out :))
@@Kennnnyy__ thanks for watching! I put the channel in the description, it’s called DailyTVMass.
I’m a Christian of the Protestant variety and our church services are NEVER this relaxing LOL. They have become more like rock concerts. I’ve visted both catholic and Eastern Orthodox churches and I much prefer their services. Super relaxing and ancient feeling. And absolutely ASMR inducing. Plus in Catholic Mass you get a small workout with all the kneeling and standing!
Come to the orthodox church ! You will be welcomed in open arms brother it's the original church that still worships biblically . You will love it god bless
during my easter services, the people who hold the wine and bread talk in such a calming voice, and if you sit close to them you can hear them talk over and over and its so nice
@@newbornassassin7291id disagree with the orthodox having the full true faith but its still a valid church
I started going to an Anglican Church because of the uber fast non- denominational Protestant services lol. I’m too old to be hyped up at church 😂
@@newbornassassin7291 Which orthodox church? The Greek orthodox church? The Russian orthodox church? The Romanian orthodox church? The Ukrianian orthodox church? The Serbian orthodox church? Because despite supposedly being a "unified" church, none of those individual ethnic churches can ever seem to agree with eachother on anything and many are even currently in schism with themselves.
2:30 "*tongue click* na-amedomine-meniquta-tumee-topikaadome-amoname"
latin just happens to be a good 'unintelligible whispering trigger' material
“lava me domine iniquitatum mearum et emunda peccata mea”
The whole Latin Mass is ASMR. As a Traditional Catholic, I agree.
I'm catholic, and though it kind of makes me uncomfortable feeling like a bit of this is somewhat unreverent in the editing, I still have to admit that these parts of mass are 100% ASMR material
If it's any consolation, the edits don't change what I think of the Church and the good Lord above.
it makes me uncomfortable too. are priests actually chew the communion bread? by teeth? it just makes me gross
I think god has to have a sense of humor at this point
@Sanctus Paulus i know, but the priest in the video looks like chewing the bread...
@Sanctus Paulus the scripture literally says to chew
I wholeheartedly believe that communion started as just some guys having a snack. The religious thing came later.
It started as a jewish ritual supper
The first communion was a Passover Seder.
That's right, JC and his disciples sharing a Passover Seder. Unfortunately Judas Iscariot acted like a punk and ganked JC. Betrayed him.
This is the funniest thing I've seen today.That look at 4:04 had me rolling!
7:23 ᴮᴸᴱᴳᴴ
ROFL astute observation, perfect description
I was waiting for this comment 😭
hank hill
This popped up after looking up videos about midnight mass...
...well played youtube.
I was at a mass for the first time in a while and immediately thought of ASMR while the priest was pouring the wine in complete silence... glad someone else saw it 😂
aw yiiiis! Please do a series of asmr blessings! It's the thing that give me the most tingles and there's not a single channel with a bunch of actually good ones. It's a niche.
7:51 did he just say marshmallow?!
“Wash me, O Lord”
🥲
yknow, my dad used to take me to church when i was over at his place on certain weekends, and i dont think ill ever stop feeling that warm feeling whenever i hear this kinda stuff. I dont believe in god, but i think there is something in this world, and i think no matter what, churchs are centers for community and joy. cept like really fucked up stuff some churhces do. other than that though christianity is a really wonderful thing.
00:36 when you are sitting between a couple fighting. But you just sit there in silence eating your chip's.
my favorite part is the "wash me of my inequity and cleanse me of my sins" so here's the timestamps for those parts:
0:23
1:47
4:35
5:27
6:36 (silent version)
7:52
8:32
9:09
9:56 (silent version again)
10:43 (different silent version)
Heck yeah thanks!
In all honesty though, my first interest in ASMR started when I was sitting in church and those nice quiet moments would come around and I wanted more of them.
i study in Catholic school, and they make each batch sponsor a noon mass every month. and the chapel at my school is made of marble, so like there's a lota echoing, so you can literally hear the Host crunching in the priest's mouth 😭😭😭
Acoustics.
@Carlo Cabz NEJSDNAKDK
Ur user 💃✨
@@AisforArtemis eggsactly
I'm a grown agnostic atheist and I've never been to a church but now I kinda wish I did because this is super relaxing lmao
Go to a traditional latin mass or maybe a nice Orthodox cathedral. It's a surreal experience, very ancient and reverent.
@@CHURCHISAWESUM Orthodox liturgies are literally the opposite of relaxing. There's almost no silence. The Traditional Latin Mass (especially the low mass) is a much better option if you want moments of silence and peace.
You know why we stan Jesus in this house? He went off on that cross so your sins could be canceled. Periodt.
Gen z priests 🤣
Cringe
Is "Stan" Jesus's first name?
Stan who? What?
That’s a way to spread the gospel I guess lol
most tingles i’ve ever gotten in my LIFE i keep coming back
This is some excellent Audio! Great ASMR!
I was looking for a video exactly like this one. Thank you SO much!
Celebrating Easter with this video ❤
The mere existence of this video makes me giggle 🤭
i love the zoom ins, really makes the entire video
For maximum ASMR, OP should show a pontifical high mass or some other form of the Tridentine mass.
Dude this bartender you hired is chill af
7:23 “boi”
Never would have thought I’d be relaxed by church lmao, normally it makes me extremely uncomfortable 😂
🤣🤣 you’re so cool and edgy
I also get uncomfortable and bored un church, so glad I stopped going.
@@elok420 you’re so lost
@@-Dazai- ahhh, anime photo profile, hahahabahaha
@@elok420 haha absolute geek haha 🤣🫵
I got so many tingles from this :3 Not religious at all, but these are soo relaxing. Well done. I subbed.