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#dankness Son: Hey dad, what’s an alcoholic? Father: You see those 4 trees over there, an alcoholic sees 8. Son: But dad, there are only 2 trees! (my mom who sees 1 tree)
@@waroworld4817 So, the first person says "My dad died" And the other person goes "So can we date now?" Meaning that their dad was a pillar in between their relationship Then the first person goes "No I have a boyfriend" And then the 2nd person goes "I have a dad" Referring that her dad just died Ik it's pretty lame, but still good to use tho
Omg BEST vid in like a year. There seriosly hasnt been any screenshot worth memes in a loooooong time. Thank you! I laughed the entire Way through🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:54 if you want to do anything like this, just make a group chat with one person and kick them so you are the only person in it, you are still able to message on there if you do this
When you right a funny comment for Memellion: *Kalm* You forgot to put #DANKNESS: *panik* You can now make a funnier comment about you forgetting: *kalm*
5:53 **It was super effective!** **Josh used ENDURE** **Paulina used FRIENDZONED** **Josh Endures the blow** **Josh uses PROTECT** **Paulina uses FRIENDZONE** **Josh was protected** **Josh uses SWAGGER (shows off hot wheels collection** **It was super effective** **Paulina used Sheer Cold** **But it failed** **Josh throws an ultra ball** … … … … **Paulina has been added to your team!**
6:11 if you ever meet someone who is obessed with keeping their relationship stable and will reject you no matter what you say (even if you aren’t in love with them) go past the friendzone and leave them behind forever
Me: "I just cut it short and say your right' Other person: dude that's completely-blah blah blah blah Me: your right (1min later) Other person: is this an argument??? Cuz you need help... Me: your right (Other person has blocked you) Me: your right Me: now I can wright my groceries list here!
You know JUAN, now get ready for **HAROLD**
Harold was first
*HÂRØLD*
Hermando
Carlos
Perfect
#dankness
“Hey mum, what is dark humour?”
“You see that guy with no hands? Tell him to clap.”
“Mum, I’m blind though-“
“Hah”
*how ironic*
Please
his/her mum just tell them the real dark humour
💀
definitely not copied
"And mum, you are deaf"
6:04 I didnt know that existed 1 hit ko moves with 100 accuracy
I man, if you ask someone out like that, you kinda deserve it.
So it's like Sheer Cold? Guess someone fought an ice-type despite having no defence against it.
@@yukitai9063 thats 30 percent acc
@@raxyls2475, doesn't sheer cold's accuracy (30+[pokelvl-enemylvl])?
...iirc the fandom had those calculations.
@@yukitai9063 from what ive heard it has a 30% acc if you have a higher level than the opponents pokemon, if you dont it wont work ever.
2:31 That went from 100 to 0 back to 100 really quick.
“No shi we have the same dad”. WAIT WHATTT
FBI Agent: Do it bro.
😂😂😂
#dankness
Son: Hey dad, what’s an alcoholic?
Father: You see those 4 trees over there, an alcoholic sees 8.
Son: But dad, there are only 2 trees!
(my mom who sees 1 tree)
The baby: there's no trees....?
the twin: mummy what's trees
No
4:19 okay it took me a second to get the actual catchphrase. “Your a-droa-bowl” (adorable)
"My dad died..."
"So can we date now?"
"I still have a boyfriend!"
"And I still have a dad"
#darkhumor
I can't understand can you explain to me
@@waroworld4817 It's pretty simple a boy is desprate and doesn't care that the girls dad died and just asked her to date and then it just goes on.
@@waroworld4817
So, the first person says
"My dad died"
And the other person goes
"So can we date now?" Meaning that their dad was a pillar in between their relationship
Then the first person goes
"No I have a boyfriend"
And then the 2nd person goes
"I have a dad" Referring that her dad just died
Ik it's pretty lame, but still good to use tho
Meh, it was lame. I mean, 90% of this meme was in the video, he just changed "dog" with "dad".
@@itisiumair4358 is this Umair from clifton
“Dad that’s me”
No way the father didn’t recognize his own daughter?
I think the father used this messages to let his daughter know that he found her onlyfans
*son
that’s so weird wtf girl’s dad
@@Mimaximan ahhh ok then that would make more sense, ty :)
Unless the child was/is a boy…..
“Stay classy” - best quote from Doggo
#dankness
"Dad, why my name experience?"
"Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes."
we live in a world where huffing gas to get high costs more then snorting cocaine. Imagine scarface made now.
I wonder who’s been snorting my salt
9:15 throw me out the house all you want, nothing's going to unfuck the Thanksgiving turkey
Favorite part out of all of the memes it’s so hard not to laugh since it’s straight up midnight for me 😂 6:15
“I still have my boyfriend”
“Well atleast my father didn’t go get the milk”
5:27 if I have a grandson I'llbe like this grandma
What a cool grandma
#dankness
"mom can we get food?"
"No there's food at home."
Food at home: "🐭🐭🐭"
"So this is my house"
"Oh I'm sorry I'm not much of a dog person"
"Get out of my house now"
Me: *plays Paradox games on my laptop to learn about history*
Everyone else in the class: *unsettled Tom meme*
1:12 this was honestly hilarious
"Stay classy, doggo" PERIOD
#dankness
me: opens the door so that i can get some air
the other people on the spaceship: •_•
how to get those robotic voices in Capcut: first add text then you'll see "text speech" then find some voices.
Not being rude but have you seen any comments asking
9:35 made me laugh way too hard jesus christ
I was like “thank god he didn’t say it”
No matter what happens, always "Stay classy, doggo"
Stay classy, doggo 😏👍
“SASHA!”
“WHAT?!”
“WE RAN OUT OF MUSTARD AGAIN”
Stay classy, doggo.
#Dankness
Memellion: Use hashtag dankness!
Me: Damn, buch that's all ya had to say.
Stay classy doggo
Omg BEST vid in like a year. There seriosly hasnt been any screenshot worth memes in a loooooong time. Thank you! I laughed the entire Way through🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@miccylol tf u talkin bout?
2:49 MAASSIVE hol up
6:54 if you want to do anything like this, just make a group chat with one person and kick them so you are the only person in it, you are still able to message on there if you do this
works like that on discord too
11:37 that escalated quickly
"So you wanna be friends? Tell me something about you."
"I dont really like dog-"
"Go away."
"Waterproof socks"
"How do you wash them?"
"Waterproof water" :)
Edit:Tysm for 16 likes! :D
No one likes gacha
Dude is going places in life
"Stay classy, doggo"
Here you go
#dankness
They were so funny 🤣 i laughed for 9 and a half minutes straight 😂😂
Lol
"hi, who is this? Aaron changed my contacts to creatures name"
What's mine?
"Dawrf"
HE'S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT!!
"Oh, hi Dan"
DANG
That got me 💀
#Dankness “Stay classy, doggo.”
The gods of life.
Yahweh is the only God. whether it be a joke or not, still, it's like assuming there's more than Yahweh
A User Called Clumsy Had So Many Funny Text Videos Just Like This, Tysm For Bringing Similar Content Back.
0:15 CAUGHT IN 4K ULTRA HD DISSOWNED
Perfect comedy lmao
Stay classy, doggo
When you’re bored and have nothing better to do. Part 5.
When you right a funny comment for Memellion: *Kalm*
You forgot to put #DANKNESS: *panik*
You can now make a funnier comment about you forgetting: *kalm*
rat
This was definitely not funny….
@@elasticplasticok i am dying of this comments cringe
@@arplayz321 Same.. I forgot I wrote this reply but it’s true. This is cringe.
How that grama felt after saying
"Finders keepers bitch"
💅😎😝💪
Memelion: *shows classy doggo*
Ugly people: “stay classy, doggo”
ᓴᖊ ᐃᕞᖊᕞᕞᓓᕓᓓ ᓭᕓᐯᐦᐋᐃᖊ ᐄᐋᖊᕓᒄᖊᓓ ᐄᐄᐤᐚᐃ ᖋᖊᓖ ᐐᐦᐐᐊᖊᖊᣟᐐ ᐐᐐᖧᐞ ᐦᐦ?
What are you talking about?
It is indeed funny and yet I never laugh just smile
This made my day :)
10:22 I DIED laughing 🤣
Stay classy, doggo
5:53 I have appeared out of nowhere
I see you everywhere josh
6:29 Okay, I absolutely love that one!!! 😆😆🚗
Stay classy, Doggo.
2:46 hold up wait a minute something ain't right
Yeah exactly i first thought it was a thot deny moment then i just went hol up
ya don't say
I have a question, for God
Why
6:16 Man's so good even the FBI agent wants him to send the text lmao-
8:04 technically you’re boiling pints not cups
Lmao
I love the dog who just wanted a boop in its nose 😂 so cute
Waterproof water 🤨
5:53 **It was super effective!**
**Josh used ENDURE**
**Paulina used FRIENDZONED**
**Josh Endures the blow**
**Josh uses PROTECT**
**Paulina uses FRIENDZONE**
**Josh was protected**
**Josh uses SWAGGER (shows off hot wheels collection**
**It was super effective**
**Paulina used Sheer Cold**
**But it failed**
**Josh throws an ultra ball**
…
…
…
…
**Paulina has been added to your team!**
will memelion pin this? prob not
"Hey cutie💅"
"Ehh, how old are you?"
"Im 34 but age is just a number😏"
"You know what else is a number?"
"What?"
"911"
"😳"
LAMOAOOAOAOOAOAoa
6:12 bro what is he typing with
@@im.meghan yeah, in Germany we have something like that too (there are many memes about people typing with a Slim Jim lol)
@@im.meghan thanks
Beef jerky
(I know it’s a slim jim)
Stay classy ✨ doGgO ✨
#dankness
When people want to help you with the shower just say thank you except all this stuff about get out of my house
05:10 "Violates Hippo". What kind of madlad violates a killing machine?
#dankness
Love it when the baby boomers catch up to us and relate to our culture. Wait....NO!?!
1:09 ~ My fav part
“ Stay Classy Dogo”. :)
that dog is classy stay classy, doggo
Ahh yes, you wash the waterproof socks with waterproof water 😂
“HE’S SO MEAN IM NOT THAT SHORT!”
“Oh hi Dan”💀
Stay classy doggo😎
6:11 if you ever meet someone who is obessed with keeping their relationship stable and will reject you no matter what you say (even if you aren’t in love with them) go past the friendzone and leave them behind forever
“Stay classy, doggo”
Stay classy, doggo
BUT THE DOGGO BE CUTE THOOO
3:29 sounds like something I would say sober
Stay Classy, Doggo
That dog's got classsss.
Stay classy, doggo!
1:18 got me laughing lol “waterproof water”💀
same.
and -Stay classy,doggo 😮💨
"Dad thats me" OOOOOOH THE FAMILY CONVERSATION IS A MIX OF NOOOOOOOOO AND YET INSAIN CONVERSATIONS TRYING TO REDEEM HIS LIFES EXISTENCE XD
stay classy doggo :)
also i almost choked on my food when watcing💀
“Stay classy doggo”😎
Stay classy, doggo. 😂
1:59 had me rolling 😂😂
here listening to some relatively harmless jokes and that freaking bombshell dropped on my ears like a nuke
Stay classy, doggo😌
stay classy doggo. best thing ever
Stay classy doggo! :D
6:15
Person:and i still have my dog
FBI agent:do it bro
Stay classy,doggo. :D
“Stay classy doggo”
''stay classy doggo'' that fun to say :D
Ethan be tweaking 😭👌🏽
Me: "I just cut it short and say your right'
Other person: dude that's completely-blah blah blah blah
Me: your right
(1min later)
Other person: is this an argument??? Cuz you need help...
Me: your right
(Other person has blocked you)
Me: your right
Me: now I can wright my groceries list here!
Oh hi Dan 😂😂 1:04
I love it when says duck every time .
Nice dog stay classy, doggo
Student A: _Who are you chatting with? Your Mom?_
Student B: _No, but with yours._
Sorry, I just needed to drop this here. Bye~