there is a video of a Kim Jun Un prank look alike where he casually strolls around NYC, people are actually happy to see him and makes me wonder what would the real Kim would say if he seen the video, And there is another one with a Guy walking on a Trump Mask and he get assaulted by random people....
Oh man, I’m gonna break your joke, but Putin doesn’t give a shit about his soldiers. Despite the amount of Russian army it’s really badly prepared for a true war, only for civil war
Russians had to survive through so many crap that we learned to be able to have fun whatever the fuck is going on. I mean, heck - dancing in a dystopian wasteland is a bit more fun than sitting around with sad faces with the same masks on (-:
Yep. Not the most powerful tho. Also thank God somebody here respects Russian troops after the Russo-Ukraine war. This whole thing is because Putin exists.
@@Lord_Headass-h8r Eh we can't really determine who the most powerful bc nations aren't really attacking each other to determine it but ye. Agreed, brother.
@@blandon2042 how does that make any sense? Women didn’t choose to get pregnant when a guy cums in them we naturally have that and it’s called ovaries vagina etc we can’t fuck without pills and condoms and enjoy sperm if we want it’s not exactly a natural choice to not get pregnant unless we don’t let the guy cum inside us or we just avoid not using pills
@@GojoGunning Americans are dying overseas because we've been at war with different countries for the last 70 years, just like I said. Why would people be dying overseas to not be at war? You're not making much sense bud.
@@AlexBauir if sergeant find them while they dancing on duty, he will punish them with physical exercises like 10 km hopping or goose step(or how you call it in English?)
Just imagine a battlefield where each side is heavily entrenched. When a sentry observes the opposite side for any movement and he sees two Russian dudes just dancing away.
@Shooky i was ambushed by 3 monolithians Then somehow drinking the bottle my aim was enhanced and asserted 2 headshots The other one i punched him to death
@@OK-wu4eq there once was a "dancing plague" in the Holy Roman Empire, when people literally danced until they died from exhaustion. I'm not sure if you're reffering to that
So Russian troops are deployed in Chernobyl (Ukraine)? I don't think they would have troops there tho Edit: Oh wait, I'm dumb, the radiation is in the atmosphere and it travels to closer areas nvm
![[Premiere] Russia vs Ukraine - Military Social Ads Comparison (with English translation)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/DNh1o156cuI/mqdefault.jpg)
_They don’t find happiness, happiness finds them._
Welcome to Russia
This is wholesome
@@habibie9929 hey I see you here too.
They don't find vodka
Vodka finds them
Bro you need to be a verified RUclipsr shubh
When you successfully rush B
crazydude947 funniest comment i've ever seen tbh
I don't get it!
Tru blood If I'm not mistaking. I believe it's an inside joke from the channel Sheet Music Boss
crazydude947 Xx
crazydude947 Xd
The Chernobyl liquidators when they successfully clean up all the graphite:
When you get diagnosed with stage 4 cancer from the graphite:
When you have thirty seconds left to live after your chromosones split in half and your regeneration cells die off rendering you a rotting apple.
What graphite? There was no graphite on the roof.
When you have 23 seconds to live
@@salameez underrated
"So,is this the first symptom of the radiation?..."
~Chernobyl Liquidator,1986
"The Russians are attacking, Sir!"
"Play the Techno music, they are not capable of shooting when they vibe"
Just play hardbass, it's more effective
@@Titanchik-150 No. It gives them power boost.
@@ImieNazwiskoOK as a russian, I confirm
Hardbass*
They are capable of anything
Anatoli: "Boris, I think your radiation detector is clicking"
Boris: "Nyet, it only keeping up the beat"
Mm yes my Geiger Counter too, is keeping the beat.
I am also standing next to an Anomaly, help.
Meanwhile in chernobyl: **click click click click** ah yes comrade the sound of music!
Even Artyom likes it!
It is spelled нет NOT Nyet. Boris is also not Russian, yet he is from one of the other Slavic country’s
@@nameredacted8231 “Nyet” is the English spelling, moron. Yes, it’s spelled like “нет” in Russian, but “nyet” is the English pronunciation of it.
Meanwhile some sniper looking at them through a scope: "Sir... You need to see this"
Underated bro 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol:machine gunner looking at em with a sight
:officer bro what the hell are they doing
:Russian soldiers oppa oppa oppa
“HOLD”
"hmm.. i see, then the most strategic thing to do is to join, let's go down there."
Russian troops after taking Chernobyl:
Oh blyat!!! Now our soldiers have 5 arms capable of holding DShK with bare hands!!
This now just makes no sense,
Some of them may not have much life to live on since !
That's just how Russian becomes a more Russian
HE BETTER GET THAT HOOD ON OR HE IS GONNA GROW SOME PLANTS ON HIS HEAD
"Get out of here, stalker!"
Cheeki breeki, you blyat!
A NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
CYKA BLYAT
Suka Blyat !
no you get out of here MorfarZXZ
You know what's beautiful?
Laughter is a universal language.
slaughter is the best medicine
Can't spell Slaughter without laughter after all..
blyatiful
Vodka too
you mean music
Such is life in the zone
:D
Lancelvts .Maximvs ii
and stay cheeki breeki
Sorry, I'm stupid. The zone?
@@johnnypopulus5521 chernobyl exclusion zone. Reference to the Stalker game series
“That’s some sick ass dance moves, stalker”
- Sidorovitch, probably
Sidorovich
Sick ass comments!!
Hater
*you get killed as a scav player*
The other AI scavs around you:
What is this from
@@justasingledoor5178 EFT
Tarkov
@@justasingledoor5178 escape from Tarkov
Them after killing me for shooting the player scav that shot at me 4 times with a mosin
When Chernobyl is finally 100% radiation free
Actually chernobyl is in Ukraine not Russia.
@@jackinity3033 didn't ask
@@jackinity3033 you hear that silence? That's the sound of all the people who care.
I care
Edit: Nevermind
@@jackinity3033 I have traveled the world and have seen more sights then you ever will in your life, just to find no one who cared.
US Army: Harlem Shake
Russian Army: OPPA OPPA
Ты кто по национальности?
@@user-zm9hm6of3o чеченец очевидно же
*C O N L O' T E R R O R I T A'*
ruclips.net/video/XGzospOYxhs/видео.html
🤣🤣🤣
When you get the phone call that your comrades have started the invasion:
They were over the moon so I gave them an extra ration of vodka to celebrate.
Y'all niggas lame
😹😹
Probably pushing up 🌻now.
What a waste of life for a dictator!
Putin hell! He's shitten after seeing this. They should fear for their lives from him!
Sometimes I wonder why we hate each other after seeing things like this
just low IQ`s
TheWanking Dad it is not low it is High
But négative
Stfu
Christopher Frencham read the bio
there is a video of a Kim Jun Un prank look alike where he casually strolls around NYC, people are actually happy to see him and makes me wonder what would the real Kim would say if he seen the video, And there is another one with a Guy walking on a Trump Mask and he get assaulted by random people....
... Early details about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 ...
Ahem, *the fortune teller*
LMAO
He's the fortune teller indeed
Yes
No way
Escape From Tarkov sure looks great
this is contract wars or hired ops
this is the dlc
Warzone ФСБ players in Verdansk be like:
@@slavgrigoryan7976 Nah dude, those are SCAV bosses, whenever we aren't around xD
RUST TEAM ROCKET
This has a whole different vibe now..
Ok weeb
@@curtisjackson40 thanks for noticing bbg😂
Ok weeb
@@razanlthr9093 did you even know wtf is WEEB mean? Lmfao💀💀 call someone "weeb" just cause they have a vtuber on they profile , OK BOOMER OKAY.
@@DatVladimir ok weeb
My last two brain cells during my maths test.
XD 😂😂😂
What’s ironic is that I’m taking the math staar tomorrow
@@h._.j._._.v18 how was the test?
@@חגיבןטוב i think I did horrible 🙃
@@h._.j._._.v18 i've got 13 in one of the final math tests
Shooting a soldier when they're dancing is a war crime
wait really?
Dont re post stuff. Please
@@bandit2777 no but it’s rude af lol
@@bandit2777 *always has been*
@@bandit2777 yeah Bandits steal peoples stuff u could get killed for something u did
America: “What kind of secrets could Russia be hiding from us...”
Russia:
Ikr. Also, I love your pfp
Their dance skills are too dangerous.
ruclips.net/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/видео.html
Пусть иностранцы думаю что я написал что-то крутое
@@Jay-yq4ns ur dumb
As a russian I can say that this is what happening when you play music nearby us, especially if we've been drinking
Artyom,what are you doing?
*Screams confusedly while firing Kalash*
nothing
lol
All for the культура... 😏
Her: "He's probably thinking of other girls"...
Him:
@KINGDOM TAN L O L
Who said girls didn't do this either? I'll be out on a Saturday night with him and you will catch us doing this.
@@valikov2899 Me in Chernobyl Exclusion Zone: *Laughs in Monolith*
@@valikov2899 LOL, femcel
@Aziz • I know haha, Im just messing around.
Putin: *We honor our brave soldiers at the frontline*
Russian Soldiers:
Wdym?
these soldiers are the bravest of them all
@@derpcade lol!
Oh man, I’m gonna break your joke, but Putin doesn’t give a shit about his soldiers. Despite the amount of Russian army it’s really badly prepared for a true war, only for civil war
@@Sancheez1 lol
@@Sancheez1 дщщщщд, sry, looooooool
You, man, are funny joker
Russian solders after learning chernobyl has an abandoned liquor store
Russian soldiers in movies: Villians trying to invade America
Russians soldiers in real life:
Russia is peaceful country
Simple people
@@greatpeopleofhimachal5043 are both of you bots Chechnya Georgia and Ukraine probably would not agree
@@brookswashere4661 I m Himalayan pahadi indian*
Not Ukranian Georgian Chechnyan
Brooks Was Here well government is stupid but it’s a good country with good culture and good people
@@brookswashere4661
People: Say something controversial.
"ArE YOu BoTS???"
Soldier: *So.. What do you see?*
Sniper: *You won’t believe me..*
Hahaaa!
lmaoooo
Sniper: I won't take the shot, I'm gonna join them.
🤣🤣🤣
Professionals have standard’s you see
Russians: do dance thing*
German spy: “write that down, write that down!!!!!”
Write those steps down soldier!!!
"Lord help us, this is a act of war!"
mein gott, ze commies are up to something
I‘m this german spy
Warum deutsche? Bisch bsoffn?
Me and the boys when S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 releases
I like how American troops and Russian troops are just doing this while North Korea is just being depressed in the corner
It’s time American, Russian, and South Korean troops dance next to North Korea and T posing on them.
@@thanosmom9118 **angry anti-KPOP noises**
starving and being depressed in the corner*
@@borschtisgud Thousands of innocent people are dying...
@@illbill5904 Eh, there's no way to fix that without invading the country. Which is a no-no since China is backing them for some weird reason.
The new Metro game looks promising
I think this is more of a S.T.A.L.K.E.R game lmao.
Its STALKER 2 LEAKED FOOTAGE
@@randomslav4721 STALKER 3 leaked VR footage on ultra settings.
Why are you locked in the bathroom?
Lord saviour may the grace be with you
*What should I do in case that a nuclear plant explodes?*
Google: leave the area, find shelter
Bing:
This one's actually pretty good lolol
damn have read a good bing joke ina whohe
Reject society, Embrace STALKER.
@@hanselsihotang facts bro. Embrace Monke S.T.A.L.K.E.R
Does duckdickGo ever get any say ?
When the "special military operation" ends and you can finally go home and see your family (It has almost been 2 years)
Me: *trying to focus during an exam*
My last 2 brain cells:
Okay thats relatable
And the fact there is 2 people makes it even more funnier lol
At least they are well equip.
You should have the moral and decency to put that poor creature in your profile pic down.
Everytime 😂😂
The fact that they're doing this in a dystopian wasteland with gas masks make it all the more perfect
Russians had to survive through so many crap that we learned to be able to have fun whatever the fuck is going on.
I mean, heck - dancing in a dystopian wasteland is a bit more fun than sitting around with sad faces with the same masks on (-:
Dystopian wasteland? Dude, that's just average Russian background scenery. A lot of places in the rural US look just as bad or worse.
@@ParadigmUnkn0wn The rural US is just fields and deserts. This looks like a nuke was just dropped
@@Spoon80085 lol, you've clearly never been to a rural part of the US. I didn't say unpopulated.
@@ParadigmUnkn0wn I was talking about the collapsing communist architecture in the background
Citizens : soldiers are our heros fighting at the border , sacrificing their lives for the country
Soldiers : oppa ,oppa oppappa
@@prukiew7139
my dad passed away 2years ago
@@stranger2871 F
@@stranger2871 F
@@stranger2871 F
@@stranger2871 F
Well done Russians...go go go, Serbia supports you!!!
Greetings from 🇷🇺 братан ❤️
@@vzv3235 За вечно другарство и вечно словенско братство 🇷🇸🇷🇺🇧🇾☦️✊🏻💪🏻❤️💎
@@Dragonfly491 навсегда 😚💯
@@vzv3235 орк, слава Україні
@@matthplays-2312 Slava Russia 🇷🇺🫦
>Meanwhile in Tarkov
Meanwhile a Scav broke both of their legs with one shot and a fucking Pistol from 400m away...
Meanwhile in russian
The Russia the capital of great Chernobyl
My man
thats stalker more than anything debil...
"Dancing will increase the morale of soldiers."
~ Sun Tzu, Art of War
Oh, you again
You forgot probably...
nice pfp
Komi-san ☺️
Also ur pfp
Dancing gives +10% morale to infantry troops.
Me and the boys when STALKER had a remake:
Its a sequel...
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 debil...
@@chuzic im going to shoot myself if you are telling me its not a sequel
@@-unbreakeblecow488 go ahead, I'll bring a camera
@@chuzic but google says it is a sequel??
Hahaha dude! These Russian troops are the coolest in da world! Way to keep up morale and sense of humor! 🤣
Yep. Not the most powerful tho. Also thank God somebody here respects Russian troops after the Russo-Ukraine war. This whole thing is because Putin exists.
@@Lord_Headass-h8r Eh we can't really determine who the most powerful bc nations aren't really attacking each other to determine it but ye. Agreed, brother.
Korean : I love Oppas
Russian: We oppa
Japanese: oppai
Me a Japanese *visible confusion*
Also floppa
Malaysian : oppah
Me a Indian *My world is rotating*
America: Stay vigilant, we don’t know when or how Russia will attack.
Russia 24/7:
😂
Fax bro, mess with em prepared to get toasted by the Tsar
Ну тут как бы не поспоришь
Сталкер бля
энд дринкин водка
26 April 1986. Chernobyl.
To be continued =>
Danya Akunin l0l
lol
Danya Akunin LMAO
LMAO
what a nice party they had
I hope these guys are still alive. 😕
The Soviet’s after Bell lies to Adler and ambushes Adler’s team
that is the best ending to cold war
I saved Lazar. Screw park.
@@kolinksys1-638 lmao
Why lie it's revenge
Fuck Adler
POV 2025: Russian soldiers dances in nuclear desert which was once called city of Washington
Is this some kind of fantasy??
What is that city doing in russia
God, I wish. Fuck DC and everyone there.
@@xXbrokenvoidXx and obviously you have an anime profile pic
Fallout??
girls in Chernobyl: oh my God it's so smelly, everything looks Rusty, I hope I don't get tetanus
Boys in Chernobyl:
Dont mind the AK
chernobyl is in ukraine
@@jacobbalcer7913 if they can going to crimea in 2014, then chernobyl is absolutely the easiest
*there’s a lot more than rusty metal girls...*
Us and the booooooooys
Говорят, они все ещё танцуют.
* Nuclear plant explodes *
Americans: "Evacuate the city!!"
Russians: "Dimitri, get the gas mask"
Heres ur gas mask comrade!
Haha funny 😄😄
And I even imagine speaking this in Russian accent
OUR gas mask
@@yahyah1453 thats actually dead meme but its still funny 🌝
Russians after winning WW3 against NATO and it only cost them the atmosphere:
lol
America:nukes russia
Russians who been through radiation before(Chernobyl) :
You are a wicked person😂😂🤣🤣🤣..
@@jsdaking7659 It was ukraine not russia
@@icesuckmycom6115 well there were many Russian people, too.
If the Cold War came down to an actual dance battle, I would be commenting this in Russian
“Mr. Gorbachev, bust a move.”
@@malachibergstrom5426 Blyat, I forgot about the swagger-boi Reagan. Alright, us Westeners MAY have a chance...
Ne and the boys in kiev
Well that didn't work did it. Now you are just dead.
@@pedalingthru2719 shit im dead
geneva convention article 9 section 420 : It is a war crime to shoot a soldier dancing/Vibin
Little do you know that's an actual thing just not in the way you said it
If i remember correctly it's article 69 and not 9
@@IDK-yx2lr i think so too
@Edward Smith that aint right
@Edward Smith yes i am and now.... my cover is blown
Comrades, we have gathered again at the behest of the algorithm.
😂😂
Same time next week?
Haha funnie,
Stfu
Da Comrade, good to see we survive 2020.
I actually searched for this 😂😂😂
Some Russian soldiers in Hazmat suits with some guns dancing
5.1 million people:
i n t e r e s t i n g
Well it is pretty interesting if you ask me
@@rockeestar4629
Yes.
Overused comment
Indeed it is quite an interesting sight
@Zaini Ali naw I like RPD74Us
Meanwhile, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S
Girl: He is probably chatting with other girls thats why he's smiling
Him: Watching Russian soldiers' oppa oppa dance
Wait how does she know he's smiling
Ö
They are not soldiers.
Larionov Yes they are genius.
@@guadalupecurletti3670 ı
The emotes in S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 co-op look amazing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know (god i hope they add this as a joke/reference)
get out of here stalker,😂
Yeah, photorealistic game :D
@@StayOut_Esc This is what the npcs do when you finally get out of there
When Babuska invites you for Kompot.
Son: Papanya can I go to Burger King?
Dad: Pelmeni King is in holodylnik
Cumpot
@@hornypolice2591 No, just no...
Biological weapons drills, this is when you know the masks ain't working 🤣🤣
“Artyom, we can breathe the air!”
There is only metro nothing else!
underrated metro comment in the sea of black ops cold war references
Sergei quick give a shot of Vodka
@@corknaut you bet cho ass
Girlfriend: he's propably out there cheating on me. Me and the Boys.
Well atleast men don’t get pregnant! 🤣
Overused but nice comment xD
@@blandon2042 how does that make any sense? Women didn’t choose to get pregnant when a guy cums in them we naturally have that and it’s called ovaries vagina etc we can’t fuck without pills and condoms and enjoy sperm if we want it’s not exactly a natural choice to not get pregnant unless we don’t let the guy cum inside us or we just avoid not using pills
@@clementineschalchen330 yeaa i think that joke flew over your head well r/woooooosh
@@clementineschalchen330 oh god here comes stephanie getting triggered over a joke
Her: "He probably cheating on me rn"
Me and the boys in zombies:
Nah russian hazmat gear is more of Stalker or Tarkov type of thing, not COD
@@cormacmccolgan3500 never played stalker or tarkov
@@cormacmccolgan3500 nobody plays those games
@@YungAlone plenty people do, just because you don't or people you know don't either doesn't mean it's unpopular
@@cormacmccolgan3500 doesn’t sound familiar, COD is a lot more popular than whatever games those are.
When they find bio labs 🧪
When you need to go to chernobyl at 3pm but dance class starts at 4pm
Brunomi u kinda got blyat mixed up bud
Government: Chernobyl is the most dangerous place on earth, noone shall live there
Chad stalkers:
you should watch Bald and Bankrupt
@@rreprah9515 k , ima delete my commend
ruclips.net/video/CsH9Mu1vfjU/видео.html
True
count me in among them
Americans with gas mask: *Vomiting, throwing up, can’t breath*
Russians:
Not exactly true..
@@Pavari.. and not exactly wrong
Facts
@@tau-5802 put them together and you get...
@@plagueinater bababooey
The most Russian video I’ve ever seen.
Techno
Finger pumping
Guns
& hazmat suit.
Now the only thing thats missing is Smirnoff💀😁
where’s the Soviet anthem?
And a adiddas tracksuit
where’s the bear?
No "techno" cyka, HARDBASS!
Russian Spetnaz secret mission brefing
-2014 colourized
@Hasan Ahmed shut
@Hasan Ahmed the fact that you had to say it wasn’t a wooosh probably warrants it.
Also it does.
@Hasan Ahmed we ain't here for a class, were here for the memes.
Why would it be colorized if it's from 2014? You know cameras had color in 2014, right?
USA 🇺🇸: We don't like war.
RUSSIA 🇷🇺: Don't threaten me with a good time.
Bruh what
The US hasn't not been at war for the past 70 years so I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
@@irish2772 so why are thousands of Americans dying over seas, especially 63,000 in Vietnam to not be at war? Someone should look into this mystery
@@GojoGunning Americans are dying overseas because we've been at war with different countries for the last 70 years, just like I said. Why would people be dying overseas to not be at war? You're not making much sense bud.
But why are Russians celebrating Trump's victory
Щас сержант спалит, и будет оППа километров на 10,вприпыжку, или гусиным шагом!
What?
@@AlexBauir if sergeant find them while they dancing on duty, he will punish them with physical exercises like 10 km hopping or goose step(or how you call it in English?)
Just imagine a battlefield where each side is heavily entrenched.
When a sentry observes the opposite side for any movement and he sees two Russian dudes just dancing away.
they be like: why are they wearing chemsuits
... oh shit
Similar things happened actually: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_truce
the winter truce of 1914 but russians also entrenched as hard as the western front
F*ck it I'm joining in
Right ,id wanna run over and join in have a dance off instead of shooting a fellow warrior let the pioliticians duke it out..
2 snipers In a building Somewhere in Pripyat:
"Capt MacMillan...you need to see this..."
Gold comment
Hahhaha
“Leftenant Price, the meeting is underway. Enemy transport sighted entering the target area.”
😂😂😂😂
It was dancing solders they were trading!
Blyatiful
Raffaele Caputo,
You know this means "Fuckful"
Viktor Reznov I know hahahaha
Raffaele Caputo whaaa holaaa
this word that you wrote is also blyatful
Alex Foster thank you! Stay cheeki breeki!
Why is the sunflower fertilizer dancing ?
What an armed forces It is??
Me when Metro: Exodus was confirmed.
"So what exactly was your team doing when the reactor began to meltdown?"
We were playing with the door of the cafeteria....
*EMERGENCY MEETING*
This
When you accidentally emote mid battle.
*It was a good mistake that they found*
ล
When your Russian friend invites you but you say I don’t want drink halal vodka ur friends send a video: you should have come comrade!
South Koreans: Oppa gangnam style
Soviet Russia/Modern Russia: Oppa oppa!
haha funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪😆🤣😆😁😆🤣😄😁😆😄😁😆🤣😆😁😄🤪😆🤪😄🤣😆🤪😄🤣😆😄😁😆😆😆🤪😄😁😆😁😆😁😹🤪🤪🤪😹😹😹😹🤪🤪😆😆😆😆😄🤪😁🤪😁😆🤪😁🤪🤣🤪🤣
Japanese: OPPAI OPPAI
This is why people are scared of russia
No, I am reason.
@@KrisFjord I AM SENATE lol🤣
There dancing skills are impossible
This is why I love Russia 🤙
@@KrisFjord Comrade there is no I, only we!
Ядерная война: случается
Фанаты Метро 2033:
What
@@proudamerican3595 Metro 2033 is a popular postapocaliptic book series in Russia
@@AnicePerson-en5gs I know which later became a video game
The thing is is metro based on us bombing you or what
@@proudamerican3595 yes
Can’t always be serious at work! Awesome lol.
"In Russia, you don't dance to the beat, the beat corrects itself according to your rhythm."
-Sun Tzu , art of war~
"In Russia, you don't dance to the beat, the beat dances you"
You been in Russia?
*Sun Tzov
It was Sócrates who said that though.
@@todotraptv6344 com esse acento agudo aí na letra O, você se entregou
Pentagon : they're probably preparing for ww3
Kremlin :
Pentagon : We don't stand any chances.
Шок! В интернет слили кадры геймплея сталкера 2
Это новая миссия в Call of Duty
Хэй проходи не задерживайся
Call of Duty: Black S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2
Опа опа опапа
Уже внатуре слили кст
Hope this guys still live and are happy❤
This is legit what the npcs do in stalker
Edit: 100+ likes wow, i guess there's always a first time to everything
Yes
I am here to tell about how a bottle of vodka saved my ironman mode gameplay
@@abandonedlmao9433 tell me about it
This is what the ecologist stalkers will do after a succesful expedition.
@Shooky i was ambushed by 3 monolithians
Then somehow drinking the bottle my aim was enhanced and asserted 2 headshots
The other one i punched him to death
Vasili: doesn't want to go to chernobyl
Dimitri: gets vasili to chernobyl anyways
Vasili and Dimitri literally 2 seconds after they arrive:
5 seconds later : Cheeki Breeky Ya v Damke 😅💪
Ahh yes then they great chernobyl slapping tournament began
Magyar Tachanka 😂👍
I kinda like it in here
Other countries: we have deadly army
Russian: Oppa oppa
American soldiers are doing tiktoks
@@vadim8176 Were doing, its banned in the US and India Military
@@buzzkuat4847 whr re u from
@@016gang the US, why?
TBH I don'tthink there is something more deaafly than Oppa oppa lol
Them after vodka:
100% They got affected with the chernynobels radiation effects and one them is non-stop dancing
Edit: Tank u
There was a disease I think that made people dance non stop until death back then
@@OK-wu4eq I have read about that shit once, it's true LOOOL
@@OK-wu4eq there once was a "dancing plague" in the Holy Roman Empire, when people literally danced until they died from exhaustion. I'm not sure if you're reffering to that
@@js9869 yea that
So Russian troops are deployed in Chernobyl (Ukraine)? I don't think they would have troops there tho
Edit: Oh wait, I'm dumb, the radiation is in the atmosphere and it travels to closer areas nvm
Me learning about Russia: These guy seem like scary big guys
RUclips:
they’re still human so. you just don’t want to piss them off
@@kam2894 or try and drink more than them
We are big, but we don't scary, come in Krasnoyarsk to the street Kirenskogo 118, i wil buy you a tasty shaurma
@@геральтривийский-ф2ц oh yes, a shaurma, that's one of a tasty thing
@@геральтривийский-ф2ц 🍻🇷🇺
Vault Dweller: "It's worse than I feared..."
Patrolling the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter
@@IndianBob846 Patrolling Russia makes you wish for dancing soldiers
This one was it for me
I know the person while filmed this.
She is a great person.
How do you know this person?
@@jaroslavdudas7227 I don't remember how we meet but we did.
@@benjaminwindle7996 why do you have that pfp?
@@jaroslavdudas7227 Because I do.
Lol.
"She"?
A nu cheeki breeki iv damke!
new russian word special for you - ebanutiy (ебанутый) you're welcome
Da combrade