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Why Japanese Toilets Became So High Tech | The Japan Report
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- Опубликовано: 17 авг 2024
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Why Japanese Toilets Became So High Tech
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00:00 Opening
01:14 Introduction
01:56 Ken Suzuki's Song
03:24 History of the Japanese toilet
05:38 Origins of the washlet
07:32 TOTO’s Challenge
10:52 How to keep 38 degrees
13:43 What is Bidet?
16:13 TV commercial
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So in summary TOTO developers worked their ass off to make washlets 😂
Ken-san you are an underrated genius of our time. A perverted genius, but still a genius.
Exactly
Meshida and his friend being comedians in a land where they take shit seriously.
I need two things: better toilets, candle wax, and more of Ken-San singing. Oops. Three things.
oops.. normal guest 😂
When I first went to Japan a few years ago, to be honest, the toilet is the first thing I was so impressed with that I sat on it for hours without even having to do my business. First it’s heated. Heated! 🤯 I nearly cried at the level of comfort it offered. And second, it talks and third it plays music after each use. This isn’t even in a hotel, this is an AirBnB house I stayed in Kyoto.
It plays music 🎵🎶 I died at that phrase.
@@sandasturner9529 yes, music! You wouldn’t spend too long on there. When the music starts to get annoying, you’d leave on a bum note.
Lol. All it needs now is a TV and then we're golden 👌
I can only imagine it saying how grossed out it was
That TV ad convinced me 100%😂😂
The school I went to had Japanese toilets. During winter I spent extra time sitting there cuz it feels nice and warm, such an experience!!😂. Japanese are genius, seriously.
Because their rooms are freezing cold due to no central air.
Japanese toilets wouldn’t last five seconds on the men’s bathroom of my old high school.
They saw the bidet and said " We can do better!", and then they did.
Great video Misha, your friend is really funny as well.
I like when he mentioned licking them without fear the reason people typically don't do that is because consuming harmful bacteria from urine or feces regardless of whether it's yours or not will lead to symptoms of fever vomiting and diarrhea but with these washlets you could have added in something like chocolate syrup or whipped cream
As an Engineer i have to say, thank you Meshida-san and Ken-san, for the ever so "enlightening" background on how TOTO developed and researched @$$pects ... .oops .. i mean aspects of the washlet. To all those TOTO Engineers that took a hot one to the @$$ to figure out the optimum thermal envelope and performance regime..... I salute you! in the name of Science (^_^)7 Premium Content as usual!
This is both informative and hilarious. I absolutely love it!
In America you get the electric chair but in Japan you get the electric toilet。
I installed the first bidet in 2020, entire family only used one bathroom for 1 year before I installed in the other bathrooms, I am also a Japanese toilet lover, Meshida and Suzuki San are awesome
Ken-san has quite a nice singing voice ! Thank you guys for your refreshing, educational comedy sketches 🙂. Cheers and best wishes from Italy 🇮🇹😁 !
Oh, man that was freaking funny. Thanks man I was really mad when I woke up so this was just the thing to calm me down. Along with Ken singing made me laugh really hard. Thanks
We love seeing these toilets. They’re just so unique. Keep up the good work. May God bless you.
Ken Suzuki is not a bad singer!
Love when Ken san is singing 😍 and this time is longer, more power, and also the look of Meshida san is very funny 😁 while ken san is singing
In winter there is nothing better than a TOTO with heated seat shooting warm water
@ your bumhole. its a little peace of heaven on earth 🙂
🤣
I went to Japan and came back needing to refit the whole house with bidets. I find toilet paper so barbaric now.
You do realize these have been available in the US for many years... The complexity just has not caught on.
I stayed in a serviced apartment in Hanoi that had been built by a Japanese company in 2014. It was now managed by the Vietnamese.
Unfortunately, the heated toilet seat would not switch off despite it being the height of summer in northern Vietnam.
Ironically, the dead serious delivery only makes this educational show even more funny.
"Even Assholes want to be washed!" That promo was crazy...I didn't know Toto before, but now I don't think I can forget them.
Yo thanks for the vid, now I want a fresh bidet.
Meshida-San, I think the ultimate addition to the Japan Report would be and ideal background for you and Suzuki-San. Other than that,you 2 did a fantastic report. And special shout out to Lie-Chan for the song suggestion. Japan has truly set the Gold Standard for toilets, and the rest of the world appreciates it.
😂 that song is definitely a top 10 hit from Ken 😂
Top 10 in the world 😂
Lmao he actually sang a song. Good job
You better wash your ass crystal clear. So it will be hole new world 🤣
That was the most passionate “shut the fuck up” I’ve ever heard from Ken-san 😂
Also beautiful singing ❤
haha I burst out of laugh when Ken started singing xD the best song ever!!
Wow i was blown away by Ken's singing.
Never before have I heard such a heartrending rendition to the toilet! Ken-san, I bow to you 👏
The Fundament deserves FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS.
Thank you brother. I really wanted to learn Japanese can you help us all PLEASE
4:45 Ken Suzuki San went to S&M Mode
So basically a Japanese toilet seat is a regular toilet seat combined with an Italian bidet, but more high-tech.
13:43 The answer to that question is "Current American president"
I saw your reel on Instagram but can't give you a like because everyone can see what I'm seeing/following,thanks for the funny video man and Arigato gozai masu for Komon special ken San
I like your ordinary guest with no reaction
I bought two of these installed in my new house, the exact model, Neorest, and they almost broke my bank account, and that is quite true that I sometimes skipped washing my hand because the only thing I touched was my clothes.
In love how Lie-chan gets them saying and doing some crazy shit. That toilet rendition of A Whole New World had me laughing.
White b!tch indeed 😋
Keep up the good work, you lot.
Best one yet... worth the wait
That was an awesome musical Suzuki San. Thanks for the video.
That song was out of this world!!🤯
Meshida and Ken never disappoint 🤣🤣!
Bullet Train book and movie say: Japanese ladybug persons are Thomas The Tank DSM 5, OCD. Foreigner Engmush Anglo grasshopper
persons are DCO opposite.
Honestly... I've never used these. Even when I was in Japan I just treated these as normal toilets... so these features were wasted on me. I just ignored the spaceship controls beside me.
At least toilets were clean and maintained, even ones giving off 80's vibe.
Freaking barbarian walking around Japan with a dirty hole.
Meanwhile half of the toilets I see in Japan are squat toilets, the exact opposite of high tech. No one uses them so they are always empty no matter how busy the restroom is.
i love how both of you trying to keep a straight face XD
seat warmer was the best
This duo is too funny. I hope more people will discover & enjoy your videos
Makes sense given the importance of nanshoku to Japanese culture and to the relationship of Meshida-san and Ken-san.
Oh wow he broke into song that was pretty good though the lyrics going along with that old Aladdin song
Thank you for the interesting history of the washlet.
In my homeland Egypt, using water for cleaning our butts has been the norm for centuries
Way to go meshida san 😂🎉😂
Once ken started singing I WAS DEAD.
20 / 10 for funny
Because Japan itself is high-tech. It has architecture that can survive a 9.0 earthquake, unique vending machines not seen in other countries, AI celebrities, and food regulations that are so efficient that you can literally eat 100 raw eggs & not be sick once.
Acapella even. I'm damn impressed, Ken!
good video for introducing Japan washlet, thank you and waiting for other new products for toilet.
I love Japan but I think it's a huge irony that they are super clean on one hand, (even using different shoes when entering the restroom) but don't wash their hands with soap on public toilets, though it's proven that washing your hands without soap barely helps to remove the bacteria. Not using soap is in fact very dirty.
Great content,with fun and knowledge
Ken"s unenthusiastic voice is brilliant!
I love you Meshida! Good content!!!!!!
Great song
--Ken-san, maybe you want to try a massage service using Pain Relief Gel? perhaps you will like the long lasting effect
--if Tenga was as advance as Toto Washlet, that would be a hole new world experience too
--Meshida-san, if 80% of households in Japan have washlets, then the 2020 toilet paper rush shouldn't be a thing in Japan right?
Never has education been so hilairious, Meshida-san!🤣
If you think about it, something that everyone uses more than once daily should be as advance as possible.
i want a all track of Ken Suzuki singing "a hole new world"
im leaving a like just for Ken's song
The toilet in my house is much better than the hotel i work. The latest on the market with no curves or nooks. I ordered no music bc i love to read while in washbutt
HA! This is your best so far! Both entertaining and informative. My favorite videos are the ones where you team up with Ken. (Ken by himself is boring beyond words)
I bought a TOTO K300 washlet on Amazon Prime Day a few days ago. So my asshole can relive my visit to Osaka, Kyoto and Tokyo last December.🇯🇵💩💦🫶
My butt says Domo Arigato Meshida-san and Ken-san!
They have these at the Hilton hotels in Maui, theyre great
hint for Americans: 38 degrees C is about 100 degrees F
I have nothing to bring to the conversation but comments are a good push .Love your videos .
Oh Meshida-sama. This thing is gool.
I remember there was this post on Twitter that said that Japanese people’s holes are angled differently from western people’s. I have no idea if it’s true and I don’t want to find out.
I love these :)
That commercial from 1982 can't be for real, surely?
toto toilets are so hi-tech they put adam smasher to shame
Suzuki San is good singer....
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KEN SINGING ABOUT BUTTHOLE WASHING AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
What an interesting report 👍
This is hilarious but very informative too....hahahahahaha
I.m getting a washlet, after seeing that commercial !
Now I can't get that song out of my head... 😳
Perfect Song For This Topic:
"A (w)Hole New World...." 🎵
Hahahaha.... 😄😆 😂😂😂
I can't get enough of these guys...
I like the part HAWAII FOR BUTTS! People think Hawaii is paradise, but it comes with a lot of crap!
Lmao. But in a more serious note, Japanese toilets are the best in the world. Super clean. Unbeatable. Even at the most remote stopover.
Great song Ken San!!!❤😂🎉
I first saw one in my friends parents house in 2007 or so. It was shocking! I knew of them but it was surprising to find one in America
They used sell these toilets at my local Lowes. They were really expensive. They didn't play music though. Blame the French they started this.
Absolutely brilliant. Bravo chaps. Thanks for producing such informative entertaining videos. Loved every second (including the ear bleeding song).
Any prospect of making videos on Harakiri, Eating raw fish etc. topic? That would be great.
Perhaps if you want to discuss eating raw fish, you should ask about fugu. Fugu is blowfish, and it has to be prepared a certain way to prevent poisoning. Some people still get sick from fugu poisoning.
Never knew developing a new toilet equipment can be life threatening. 😥
Meshida san, Ken san, I love your humour! You're awesome! Ganbatte! 😂❤🎉✌️
OMG, I laugh out LOUD at every video!
I think this is the funniest episode.
¥420000? That's TOO HIGH!!!
To say the truth JAPANESE values toilet than anything else
Why is there no relief advice in the manual with my toilet?
Nice video again, when is Namisan coming again, miss her sparky Humor