The Best Of J. Jonah Jameson - Marvel's Spider-Man PS4
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2018
- In Marvel's Spider-Man, Peter's old boss is still at it, this time with his podcast where he shouts everyone's ear off complaining about the webbed menace. Here are some of the best excerpts from his hilarious radio show.
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“I don’t like Spider-Man putting chemicals in the water, that turn the freakin’ PIGEONS gay!”
Lmaaooo
They actually did that. It’s not just a meme.
@@christianboi7690 every time someone makes a joke or I can think about is how that was actually a real thing. Like I remember my first heard of that on googled it and like yeah it really did make the frogs gay. Not literally gay there was a more scientific way of wording it in the article I read but yeah
You missed out the best one with Rhino "I'm no expert on supermax prisons but if there was a more secure cell, THEN WHY WASN'T HE IN IT!!!"
Best part hahahahaha
I just got to that part, and that's why I'm here! Lmao
what makes JJ so great is that even with all his crazy he makes legitimate critiiques
One of the few times Jameson was right
@@bigshadow847 lmaoo bro fr. I'm just now playing it since it's on PC now and I burst out laughing so hard when he said that because it's actually a legit point
"So you're saying Spider-Man beat you up?"
"Yeah to stop me from hurting others"
"By beating you up..."
"Well, he used as little force as possible."
"That's a yes, there you have it folks, Spider-Man beats up the mentally ill"
Literally modern media in a nutshell
Bingo
These are the same arguments people use against batman
J.J.J = Alex Jones
Some of it, not all of it. Not even most of it.
@@Twitchhtics personally I think he’s more akin to Joe Rogan but that’s just because I don’t agree with anything Alex Jones has ever said whereas with Joe Rogan I disagree with most of what he says but every now and again he has a good take just like JJJ.
"a webbed pervert walks among us"
I lost it.
among us
Among us
Among us
Le sus
among us
damn this guy can hit his toe on a table and still blame Spiderman for it.
It’s Jameson man what did you expect?
There is a moment though he doesn't blame spiderman, he even says he isn't to blame for Silver Sable's dictatorial rule
@@JoeMartinez18 for real?
@@3Guys1Video yep ...mostly because Spiderman became público enemy
@@JoeMartinez18 oof
" i was naked!!!"
" Ma'am you have my sympathies"
😂😂😂
I really hate that sometimes Jameson makes good points
He even concedes, when the cop calls, that "yeah, Spider-Man did good this time."
A lot of his other claims are actually well-documented and occur regularly in the real world (escalation of powers, power vacuums, etc.)
A lot of his claims are nothing more than conspiracy theories, but sometimes he makes a good point
Jameson truly believes what he says. Even though he doesn't like Spider-Man. He does love the people of this city. In a lot of his clips he does show he cares. It just like the comic version. He good, just not when it comes to Spider-Man. It do to a couple of reasons.
1. The reasons he gives in the game. Spider-Man wears a mask therefore can't face legal actions for illegal vigilantism. The example he gives to the cop is a good one. That's why so many people follow JJJ because he does give good points. Of course the reason Peter wears a mask is protect his loves one's but Jameson believes he so arrogant and only cares about himself that he doesn't have love ones.
2. He wears a flashy costume. From Jameson pov his makes sense. He cracks jokes, does tricks in the air and wears a bright color costume. At first look this does seem arrogant. However Peter cracks jokes to confuse enemies and take away the fear/stress. He wears a costume to be a symbol for people to cheer for hope and to bring awareness to the criminal acts his faces. As for the tricks in the air that just fun and improve his agility.
3. Plus Jameson complaints are classic Superhero tropes. For example. All the super villains popping up after the superhero appears. This is a classic superhero trope. The odds and coincidence of all these villains popping up after the hero appears would make even the most rational people seem suspicious. That why I kind of wish some villains were around before Spider-Man. We have the gang leaders but no actual Super power villains. All well just a coincidence.
Jameson pov could be a good thing. It makes it hard for people to pin down who Spider-Man is or even take him seriously. If people think/believe Spider-Man is this kind of person. They will never suspect the truth.
From Spider-Man's POV, it honestly makes a lot of rational sense as to why you'd want to hear these things. It's funny, there's the moment in Miles Morales when Miles realizes that Peter listens to JJJ's podcasts and is like "the guy's a masochist" 😂 but realistically, being able to listen to your critics, especially ones that are as harsh and willing to critique your every wrong move as Jameson; he can gauge public perception, because as "the insurance" pointed out, it allows Peter to recognize how a common citizen views him and his actions.
He realizes that not everybody's a conspiracy theorist like Jameson, but there are also definitely people out there that are like him or think like him, so getting intel on that particular perspective can influence his actions moving forward to please as many people as possible.
If Marvel actually put out Jameson's book, I'd read it.
Damn, what a lost marketing opportunity. The could have released “The Spider-Menace”, book before No Way Home came out
It's literally just everything Jonah hates about Spider-Man
@@Crimson_Sun2486 and I'll bet you a nickel it would have flopped hard.
Same. I'd be laughing for hours.
You know, out of all the characters in this amazing game. The one who I have the most sympathy for is Jared.
And he doesn't even talk
Jared is my favorite
@@sergio1753 I always assumed Jared was the one who did the intro of the very first podcast of the game, but I could be wrong
@@stormleone8447 nah, i don't think so
@@stormleone8447 Nah the subtitles say that guy is the producer. Jared is Jonah’s assistant.
This guy they got to do Jonah’s voice sounds like JK Simmons, so already, good casting. Just wish his timing was as comedically golden as JKs
This guy is just Daren de Paul, one of the best voice actors in the industry, he is the voice of Reinhart of overwatch and Ardyn of FF15, I really hope we get to see him in some cinematic a future DLC
"A THIEF!"
@@LTSurge8888 and revenant from apex legends
I honestly thought this was JK Simmons.
@@LTSurge8888 in my opinion he does not yell enough to be a proper Jonah
"HES SWINGING THROUGH THE CITY HOPPED UP ON SMOG" Never change JJJ, never change...
J. Jonah Jameson is the Alex Jones of the Marvel universe
Not really. Unlike Alex Jones, JJJ does actually have a lot of good points and (despite promoting his book a bunch) has journalistic integrity
Vooboo Guru
No, that's the complete opposite. J Jonah knows what he's talking about and doesn't make himself look ridiculous.
Some of his points is:
why pay taxes when superheroes are doing the job of the police,
what authority do these heroes have to actually go and fight these people causing more violence to arouse,
and how could we know for sure he really is a good guy and not a villain trying to make himself look good to control the city (like Tombstone, or Mr. Negative)
I could see why some people would believe him and why Tony Stark (a man who's Pro-Government) fought for the Superhero Registration Act (which is anyone who isn't Registered are illegally being what they shouldn't).
In the comics, Spiderman was considered a Rogue Superhero for some quite time until they actually brought him to the Avengers. He later Quit the Avengers because Deadpool joined.
Vooboo Guru No More Like The Rush Limbaugh of the Marvel Universe.
You were exactly right
No J jonah says the truth
"Spider man beats up the mentally ill!" Hahaha
@laz kar no that's Punisher
@@isaaicreyes2691 Oh Punisher dosen't stop at beatings
What superhero doesn't beat up the mentally ill?
@@hpos1086 Wait.. that’s actually so true. What superhero DOESN’T beat up the mentally ill?
@@ImaginaryNate I mean, they beat up the criminally insane. A part of me wishes there was a Batman villain who was a delusional person who believed everyone who was mentally ill was evil and beat them up.
4:48 "There's spiderman swinging by like he owns the place, I was naked!"
Does this lady seriously assume Spiderman can see a naked woman while swinging at potentially 80mph?
Spiderman can see with his improved vision, the point still STANDS!
@@matter8138 Yeah but do you honestly think that spider man would care he only puts on the suit for crime anyway
@@BlackDragon3443 I was just kidding.
@@matter8138 Your good I was joking too
He's fast enough to avoid bullets so yes I assume
"A WEBBED PERVERT WALKS AMONG US!" XD
among us? 📮📮
When you fail to stop a crime a caller calls JJJ. Then he goes on an epic rant lmao
"Yeah I bankrolled Scorpion, what of it?!" Amazing!
He took responsibility for the consequences of bankrolling the project in the animated series.
Here, nothings his fault.
I love the "tweeter" clone
"J Jonah Jamerson could build a house with the copies of his unsold book"
What I love most about JJJ is that, in his blind hatred, actually stumbles upon some decent criticisms about superheroes in general
The weirdest thing and funniest thing to me is that in some cases Jonah is right
Things he said about rhino, and why Spidey fight shocker in the bank while he can lure him outside also a pretty good point
yes because luring him outside and putting innocent lives at risk is a very good idea lol@@raihanbaid367
@@raihanbaid367
Actually no, luring Shocker out of the bank to fight him would put tons of people in danger.
10:10 HES EATING THEM!
Dead.
No exaggeration, I laughed out loud for like 5 minutes straight minutes, and had to pause the game.
i promise u, if no one was sleeping here i would be busting out loud duying too XD
YokuGero haha
Same. I go to the saved podcasts in the game and listen to it when I need a good laugh.
i'm pretty sure instead of pigeons it was chickens he would say something crazy about that.
Literally just went though this moment 😂
"Could you pay me in advence?"
Fr4nky ButtSecks Haaaaahahhahahahah aahhhahahahahahahahah.... You Serious? To Pay You For What Standing There?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Pizza - Time advence
I'LL PAY WHEN YOU FIX THAT DAMN DOOR
7:40 there you have it people, Spiderman beats up the mentally ill
11:14 “It’s called _ART!_ I’m a *WORDSMITH!!* It’s a *_RHETORICALLLLL!!!! D E V I I C C C C E ! ! ! ! !_* “
My favourite one so far is the one where "May from Queens" tells him he has anger issues and its bad for his health, and he instantly rails on her about how its LOVE AND EVERYTHING HE DOES IS OUT. OF. LOVE!!!
Aunt May immediately became my favourite character for her unbridled savagery towards him.
He literally talked about the Spider-Punk suit.
What part lol
JJJ actually makes a pretty solid points here, Things he said about rhino, and why Spidey fight shocker in the bank while he can lure him outside also a pretty good point
I'd love to hear him comment on other Superheroes in New York. Why he dislikes them why he supports them. (I imagine anyone whose identity is public and shows restrained like Luke Cage, he's okay with)
For example The Punisher, I've even written something based on that Idea.
"This may come as a shock for our regulars but we'll be discussing someone other then Spider-Man, today. Not just for my sanity, but for the benefit of our beloved city. Today we shall talk about... Frank Castle.
That's right folks, the Punisher himself.
Now first off: It's important that we acknowledge the tragedy that led him down the path of brutal vigilantism.
For those who know the story, you may sympathize with him as I did.
No one who volunteers for multiple tours of service in our country's military, whose finally returned home, tries to spend a nice afternoon with their family, should be made to see them cut down in front of them by two groups of thugs who didn't have the decency kill each other elsewhere.
If you woke up months later after witnessing that horrible sight and found out the ones responsible were still walking around, of course you'd react they way he did. Especially if you had special forces training. Had he simply ended when those deaths where avenged I'd praise him, but he didn't! He's kept the momentum going and has since waged a one many guerrilla war on every crime family in this state and beyond!
While I may rightfully criticize Spider-Man, he at least knows when to pull his punches from time to time! Frank Castle has no such restraint, or any for that matter! Hardened mobsters who've probably garroted men between bites of their lunch have been sent to psych wards after Castle's rampages, and those believe it or not, are the lucky ones, the rest end up in the morgue if there's anything left!
Many of them may deserve it, but there's fine line between dolling out justice old west style when the system fails and then there's what Castle does. Which I can say without any exaggeration, are borderline warcrimes!
Because like I said, that's what this is to him, a war! One of his own making, one he surely knows he can't win but is probably more then happy to take as many as he can with him.
Now Castle if your listening to this. Out of respect for what you've been through and your service... For your own good please turn yourself in. Get help. Otherwise how long until someone else's family is caught in the crossfire?"
He is ok with superheroes with public identities, so yes he would be fine with Luke Cage.
Holy SHIT! This is actually gold!
Wow, these are actually really good! Good job man, maybe you should go into writing.
@@ilikesadcats2021 I agree! This guy knows what JJJ would say in a podcast like this.
This is perfect now. I want a whole mini-series about Johan talking about other superheroes. Hulk, Moon Knight, any of the mutant factions, Daredevil.
Should’ve just got JK Simmons but this guy is really good.Im so happy he’s in the game.Hopefully they introduce him in the MCU Jameson is such a HUGE part of the Spidey universe
Wait and see this July😉
IT'S HAPPENED!
He never stops complaining 😂. On my game he came on every 5 minutes when I’m swinging
Jameson's an oddball if he didn't have a hatred for Spider-Man then he'd actually be pretty reasonable. I can't think of a single thing outside of his opinions on Spider-Man that he wasn't partially or technically right about. He rails against Sabel (sp?) mercenaries, he isn't completely wrong about Fisk's empire if you think pragmatically about it, and of course he has some good ideas about the proper way supervillains should be treated.
Benschachar Alex Jones in the nutshell
IMO he uses Spiderman as advertisement for his products. He earns more for talking about him and stirring up controversy
@@DoctorReflux like Alex Jones
@@soulfox32 and other people on tv, radio, and internet
He's technically right about Spiderman not having the authority to do what he does.
J.K Simmons will always be the GOAT Jameson, but this guy is pretty damn good too.
Fun fact: the VA for this JJJ is also the voice actor of Samuel Hayden from doom, talk about range
"What if somehow, a spider gained the powers of a MAN? And he's stalking his prey!? Somewhere, there's a giant web with these POOR PIGEONS stuck in it." I couldn't help but laugh aloud at that one.
I always just swing around or perch somewhere just to listen to his bits.
Spider-Man: *Calls during a radio broadcast.* "Hey Jonah! Love the new episode you actually wasn't bashing me this time. I'm starting to feel left out..."
J Jonah Jameson:" Wha!? Spiderman what in God's name!? Cut the call!!!"
*Phone hangs up.*
Spider-Man: "haha that's the Jameson I know and love."
Why would he cut the call? Jameson would love the chance to have Spider-Man live on his show
@@darencolby1916 It'd give the web slinging menace a chance to deny the obvious accusations! Imagine what horrible words he'll spit out, I mean come on! Children are listening!
I could honestly listen to JJJ the entire day
4:45 A WEBBED PERVERT WALKS AMONG US
5:18 the best one
Oh boy imagine if a fight happens in Jamison's recording studio in the next game
I love JK Simmons but this version of Jameson is funny and best in this game
if JJ thinks Spiderman a menace then he should check out DC, plenty of 'menaces' there starting with Batman's villains like the Joker, Penguin, Poison Ivy, The Riddler, Harley Quinn, Mr. Freeze and so on. JJ would have a field day and likely rant about Batman being a public menace to the people of Gotham City.
Joker is no more with Batman gone. Others just keep business as usual.
3:23 thank you for your service goodbye i love that part
t's funny how the guy at 1:39 says he's a plumber because Spider-Man in this game is voiced by Ben 10, and to add to that Vulture in this game is voiced by Dr.Animo.
pigeon one is the best
Thomas Zulli yes yes it is
"HE'S EATING THEM!"
This dude got me un stitches! I'm playing the game now, and he just went off on why Rhino wasnt in a more secure cell 🤣
Shit had me weak🤣🤣
@ I'm still laughing
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE GOODBYE!
Darin de Paul is an amazing voice actor! Suitable as Jonah Jameson :)
This is the same guy that voiced Reinhardt from OW and Samuel Hayden from Doom; man is good
Seriously I found Jameson podcast funny as hell, I would always stop as soon as I heard them
"Fix my toilet and shut up!" 😂😂
Alex Jones for JJJ in Far From Home.
Nah! J.K. Simmons is back!
Wait till you hear the one he says after you find all the pigeons.
He thinks your eating them 😂
5:17 IT'S BEEN 2 YEARS THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Shame they never let Spiderman do a prank call to JJ.
That would be rather hilarious.
_thinking with his webshooters_
_laying down with cats_
Jameson is on point, do we want to be saved by a furry?
This guy is the same voice actor for Reinhardt in OverWatch 😂😂😂
"Let me make a prediction. Spider-man is going to give her a second chance. Is it because he's naive? A thief himself? Or is he just thinking with his web-shooters?"
Lmaoooo
Darin De Paul did an amazing job
Absolutely perfect.
theres a rare episode where he notices if you wear the spiderpunk costume long enough, he'll say there has been some reports of him in a new costume and then gives his opinion on punk culture
5:40 I see what you did there!😂😂
"SPIDER-MAN EATS PIGEONS!!!"
JJ is sometimes crazy, but is really a hero.
His segments are infuriating and hilarious at the same time
I missed the hypnotism podcast. That was one of the funniest ones.
J.K. Simmons is the only JJJ for me.
I could listen to this for hours lol
JJJ (about Spiderman - Black cat 5:21): Is he just thinking with his web shooters?
LOL that was good one.
Just propose him already, JJ!
Man, I love Jameson in this game lol
2:36 “Do you think his resume said “psycho with a poisoning fetish”!?”
Eh, crap... I wanted the audio recording to send to my bro, but its in The Heist DLC where Jameson makes fun of The Cat by mentioning Reboots and the role being played by a woman. Was awesome! Ill never be able to find it again.....
8:53 Jameson disapproves Sexy Spiderman outfits.
I love the peter listens to JJJ lmaooo
It baffles me how Jameson in this game sounds more like JK Simmons than JK Simmons did in the Spider-Man 2 game
5:19 Among Us!
Thinking with his web shooters got me hahaha
I’m surprised he confused that he made the scorpion out to the public. And that he wasn’t put into jail.
My favorite quote is when jjj was asked why hes always angry looll couldnt really find it
7:50 Same energy as batman beats up the mentally ill instead of using money to actuall fund therapy XD
"TWO TIMES!!" Genius.
Best lawyers or journalists ever
I feel so sorry for Jared
I instantly got infowars vibes from him xD
"He thinks by his web-shooters" XD
Pigeons in upper left lmao
10:29
HE'S SWINGING TROUGH CITY HOPPED UP ON SMOG!!
8:33(That one made me laugh and I thought to myself what the guy's girlfriend would look like in that sexy Spider-man costume)
9:15-Folks, I've received unsettling reports of Spider-man in our public parks where children play. Apparently...Stalking pigeons, yes wild pigeons you may wonder if he's gone insane a perfectly valid question. But have you heard of the Goliath bird eating Spider, I'll spare you the gory details but it's a spider big enough to devour birds. Now Spider-man sticks to walls like a spider, he jumps like a spider, WHAT ELSE DOES HE DO LIKE A SPIDER!!!(That one made me laugh the hardest, and I said he does whatever a spider can except he has bones, doesn't have any venom, only 4 limbs, his heart does beat and he does feel emotion)
Pretty sure you could look up ads at most Halloween stores for that one.
The only kevin we will ever love
We need a JJ Jonah suit
I like the one where he talks about how spiderman beats up the mentally ill
The Alex Jones of the Spiderman universe lol
Whoever plays JJJ in this game sounds just like JK Simmons
Don't forget he is a TWO TIME pulitzer prize winner
J.J. goes quite whenever Scorpion is brought up.
and I can see why, just watch the 90's cartoon.
@@gamepad3173 classic series.
Hes litteraly spiderman's skip bayless 😂😂😂
SSKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP
Omfg I can’t believe I never thought of that comparison
Oh wait, just like Duane from 'what's happening' said hey hey hey, Jameson says jay jay jay!
Alex Jones wishes he could be half as good as Jameson
If there was a more secure cell for Rhino
WHY WASN’T HE IN IT?!?!