I love how the player follows Torgue's barking with absolutely no hesitation, including *immediately whipping out a rocket launcher when he tells them to blow up the ocean*
A man of culture, I see. But now that I think about it, I kinda wish we got some kind of conversation between Torgue and Krieg. Imagine if Torgue tried to get Krieg as a mascot for his company or something. Torgue: HEY, KRIEG! YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS! I LIKE EXPLOSIONS! WANNA COME BE THE EXPLODING FACE OF THE TORGUE CORPORATION? Krieg: *THE MOON HOWLS TO SIGNIFY THE EXPLOSION BUFFET!!* Torgue: UH... WAS THAT A F***ING "YES"?!?! _AWESOME!!!!_ YOUR FACE IS GONNA LOOK TOTALLY BADASS ON RADIO!! EDIT: changed to be more fitting for Mr. Torgue thx to Stormfire's response
Someone once said that Torgue would be a great GPS voice. And I couldn't agree more. "THERE'S A WENDY'S TWO BLOCKS AWAY! YOU SHOULD EAT A BACONATOR AND TURN LEFT BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER!!"
YOU NARROWLY AVOIDED A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT WITH SOME IDIOT BLINDLY PULLING OUT OF THE GAS STATION, THAT'S IMPRESSIVELY DISAPPOINTING! RAMP OFF THE MEDIAN SO YOU CRUSH THEIR CAR UNDER YOURS TO TEACH THEM A LESSON ABOUT DEFENSIVE DRIVING!
THANK YOU PROXY FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THE F*CKING CENSORSHIP MODULES THRUST UPON US BY OUR CORPORATE SPONSERS! THEY ENSURE WE MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF FAMILY-FRIENDLY BANTER AS WE GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS OF BLOWING SH*T THE F*CK UP! I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING!
You missed my favorite one. "WHAT'S THIS?! THE VAULT HUNTER IS BREAKING INTO TORGUE SECURITY! WHAT A RENEGADE! A RENEGADE COP WHO DON'T PLAY BY NOBODY'S RULES UNTIL THE COMMISSIONER ASSIGNS HIM A TALKING ROBOT DOG FOR A PARTNER THAT HELPS HIM TRACK DOWN THE CRIME SYNDICATE THAT MURDERED HIS FAMILY ALL THE WHILE TEACHING HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE IN THE PROCESS THURSDAYS AT NINE!!!"
That had the same air as The Hound and Arya from Game of Thrones. Arya: I know him. His name is Polliver. He captured us and took us to Harrenhal... He killed Lommy. The Hound: What the fuck is a Lommy?
"That story was truly deep and ironic, and served as a unique look into the duplicitousness of interpersonal relationships. NOW GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAID!"
@@Vhosythe hopefully they don't kill him off but if they do let him protect the vhs from a base set to blow let him go out guns blazing til the last amount of his nitroglycerin blood has spilled and let him blow up a base with so much unnecessary amount of explosives he has enough energy to play one badass guitar solo... feels like he'd wanna go out that way... protecting his friends and on a pile of corpses while being engulfed by fires that would shake Pandora to its core!
People keep talking about “Tiny Tina is the best character!” I mean, she’s great and all buuuuuut... does she have a digital censor in her larynx? No? That’s what I thought
3:46 something about those halfway sane characters in these games full of insane characters adds a certain charm. I mean listen to the uncertainty in Pete's voice as in "what the hell just happened, how did HE of all people figure that out on top of that?"
ANYONE WHO PUTS SMALL EXPLOSIONS IN EVEN EXPLOSIONS WHILE USING A WEAPON OF EXPLOSIONS MUST HAVE THEIR PRIOTITIES STRAIGHT. I DON'T THINK I'VE SAID EXPLOSIONS ENOUGH, SO I WILL SAY EXPLOSIONS AGAIN: EXPLOOOOSIONSSS!! MEEDLYMEEDLYMOW!!! Also, there is a thresh- I mean... THERE IS A THRESHER EATING YOUR CAR. BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!
6:16 'Pro-bono' means to do something for free, essentially. 'Pro-boner'... I had to pause the game I was laughing so hard when I heard this. Awesome word play.
It's hilarious that Mr. Torgue was denied a controlling share of his own company. After selling his explosive tech to his shareholders for 12 dollars and a high five, they knew right away that he'd run the company into the ground with his shenanigans.
I already love Macho man Randy savage, bless his resting soul. He is literally the Macho man Randy Savage of Borderlands, I loved him the moment I saw him at the start of the DLC.
If you didn't know, the dev team wanted to channel the late great Macho Man and had the artists and VA do everything in their power to make it as close a resemblance. The VA in particular; Mr. Satan forever ❤️
Jack, while developing Fragtrap with Torgue and Tediore: Hmmm... Something tells me he should punch things so hard, they explode. Torgue: JUST BE SURE TO NAME IT "TORGUE PUNCHSPLOSION OF UNLIMITED BADASSERY!!" Jack: Too long. Hyperion Punch. Torgue: AS LONG AS IT BLOWS STUFF UP, I'M OKAY WITH THAT!
I always thought that saying was hilarious. "When god closes a door, he opens a window." Like, why are you trying to lock me out and forcing me to get in through the window like I'm breaking and entering, god?
I love that when he said “I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!” you were immediately turning to the ocean while pulling out a rocket launcher. You made Mr. Torgue so proud :D
@@rearwardchef5647 he has some more lines in the dlc, because he made a Hot sauce wich is, lets just say amped up to 11, and you need to find the hot sauce bottles and to put it in Mr. Torgues words "BLOW THEM THE F*CK UP!!!"
"All this violence was more pointless than the stealth sections of Triangle Quest 9!" Oh man, assuming Triangle Quest means the Zelda series and the two Oracle games counted as one, the 9th entry would be Wind Waker, the only game in the series I played that I didn't like. BECAUSE OF THE POINTLESS STEALTH SECTIONS. Mr. Torgue, you are officially my spirit animal.
Just in case any superfans of Wind Waker are here, I think Wind Waker has the most amazingly designed dungeons in the franchise. The only problem is there are so few of them, there's so much boring sailing, and the aforementioned stealth segments that just ruin my day. I admit I'm wrong to hate Wind Waker, and I'd like to love it, but that's just how it goes. Thanks for listening to this dumb butt y'all!
00:00 - WHAT IS AN E SPORTS?! 00:03 - Torgue interrupting (00:16 is when it actually happens) (00:27 - EXPLOSIONS?!) 00:31 - Blow up dee ocean! 00:36 - Torgue interrupting again (00:40 - THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!) 00:45 - Torgue explains why his voice is bleeping out 00:57 - Torgue interrupting again again 01:12 - Torgue says we're very attractive (passive aggressively) 01:18 Torgue interrupting again again again (Bad_ss crater of bad_ssitude)
I want Mr. Torgue to adopt Tiny Tina and rename the company to Torgue and Tina (TNT)
ColeConCon underrated comment, can’t believe this doesn’t have more likes 😂
Can you make fanart please?
dude, fuck yes.
CO. T.N.T I have one question. Explosion?
@@guardscorpionvii2684 No, I have a question. *EXPLOSIONS!?*
"NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!!!"
-Mr. Torgue
LOVE OR HATE HIM, HE’S SPITTING STRAIGHT FACTS!
@@DragonGuy24 WE NEED HIM AS WORLD LEADER
KING TORGUE HAS A NICE RING TO IT!
3:53
YEAH *Intense Muscle Flex*
“THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE”😂😂😂
She never apologized for it...
100th thumbs up and what you tell someone who uses big words against you!
Me in English class:
"THAT COMMENT HAS TOO MANY LIKES, APOLOGIZE !" :-D
Honestly if u need more than 3 syllables thts offensive *loads rocket launcher *
I love how the player follows Torgue's barking with absolutely no hesitation, including *immediately whipping out a rocket launcher when he tells them to blow up the ocean*
Little did you know, that one year after making this comment, Torgue would actually achieve his goal... he finally did it.
@@patrickkinsella1132 too bad the water went back immediatly, if only we could vapourize the ocean
THE VAULT HUNTER UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT!
I mean, what did Mister Torgue tell you to do?
“SAY THE WORD BOSS”
Like Krieg, every single _goddamn_ line outta this guy's mouth is _gold._
A man of culture, I see.
But now that I think about it, I kinda wish we got some kind of conversation between Torgue and Krieg. Imagine if Torgue tried to get Krieg as a mascot for his company or something.
Torgue: HEY, KRIEG! YOU LIKE EXPLOSIONS! I LIKE EXPLOSIONS! WANNA COME BE THE EXPLODING FACE OF THE TORGUE CORPORATION?
Krieg: *THE MOON HOWLS TO SIGNIFY THE EXPLOSION BUFFET!!*
Torgue: UH... WAS THAT A F***ING "YES"?!?! _AWESOME!!!!_ YOUR FACE IS GONNA LOOK TOTALLY BADASS ON RADIO!!
EDIT: changed to be more fitting for Mr. Torgue thx to Stormfire's response
@@Crimson_Sun2486 I feel like Torgue would be more like
“IS THAT A F***ING YES?!?”
@@Stormfire1777 ITS ONLY NATURAL FOR HIM TO
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Is that a deathstar reference? CAUSE THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME!!
@@Aevum13th now that I read back what I said, I guess it _is_ a Deathstar reference. Thanks for catching that, I'd have never noticed otherwise XD
I love how tourge is so friendly yet isnt above killing a guy because he criticized a game that he liked
Not even liked, just spent money on.
0zoneLayer Nah he fuckin loved Diamond Mercenaries 2 and Triangle Quest 9
YOUR COMMENT IS NOT IN ALL CAPS. INVALID.
YOUR COMMENT IS NOT VALID!!!!
Me:...
Me with tourge personality:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:34 *I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!*
Axton: YES SIR
Valet hunter: okay
@@JJJJohndoze2020 Axton is the vault hunter😂
Favorite line. Hands down.
(Whips out the rocket launcher)
Me: I hate the ocean sooooooooo
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUK U OCEAN DYE DYE DYE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ah unfortunately you missed my favorite one: *"I AM SO CLOSE TO THE EDGE OF MY CHAIR THAT THE SEAT HAS BECOME IRRELEVANT AT THIS POINT"*
I should write that one down, that's a good one
@@shaggy4real97 same
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE
my absolute favorite too
Someone once said that Torgue would be a great GPS voice. And I couldn't agree more.
"THERE'S A WENDY'S TWO BLOCKS AWAY! YOU SHOULD EAT A BACONATOR AND TURN LEFT BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER!!"
YOU NARROWLY AVOIDED A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT WITH SOME IDIOT BLINDLY PULLING OUT OF THE GAS STATION, THAT'S IMPRESSIVELY DISAPPOINTING! RAMP OFF THE MEDIAN SO YOU CRUSH THEIR CAR UNDER YOURS TO TEACH THEM A LESSON ABOUT DEFENSIVE DRIVING!
I’m fucking dying 💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
Moxxi: "well, uh... Well said."
Torgue: "YOUR KIND WORDS ARE *APPRECIATED* !"
"Your face is gonna look awesome on the radio"
I have to write this down.
Wait a minute... MIND EXPLOSION!
Wait, hold the fuck up...
That might turn into a good roast
@@edwartuwu7179 Enough with the Haiku Bullshit..We got answers and we want some questions!!
Excuse me, WHAT?
Met his voice actor. He signed my pec.
Im jealous!
Please tell me you commemorated it with a picture or tattoo
THAT IS ASOME
You got your pec signed by mister mister torgue flexington
Life goals people
R G dude, it’s 2020 and you’re trying to talk about getting your pec signed by a dude is gay? Like seriously?
"WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!"
Honestly, probably the best line he's ever said.
My personal favorite Mr.Torgue line
His voice actor had a field day doing his character's lines.
THIS IS F***ING AWESOME!
Same VA also did the voice acting for Mr. Satan in Dragonball Z
@@WastelandWanderer1216 Why does that not surprise me, even in the slightest?!
@@thefiresworddragon927 the mustache?
@@ImperialWarrior6490 The energy they give off.
@@thefiresworddragon927 i know I'm just joking lol
4:43
I like to think that this is how Chris Rager (Mister Torgue's VA) got to work on BL3. "RANDY, PUT ME IN THE GAME!"
I can definitely see that
Absolutely perfect how his name has “Rager” and he’s Mister torgue
Mr torgue is like a borderlands version of saxton hale.
That’s actually the best way to put it
I bet Saxton and Torgue would be best friends
Well yes, but actually *YES*
I want to that to be canon
"I'LL PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOU'LL EXPLODE" teaming up with "I'LL PUNCH YOU INTO EXCTINCTION"
EVERY COMMENT NOT WRITTEN IN CAPSLOCK IS AUTOMATICALLY INVALID!
😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
SHIIIIEEEET YOU RIGHT!
WE AT THE TORGUE OPERATION THINK THIS IS FUCKING CORRECT!
THANK YOU PROXY FOR ACKNOWLEDGING THE F*CKING CENSORSHIP MODULES THRUST UPON US BY OUR CORPORATE SPONSERS! THEY ENSURE WE MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF FAMILY-FRIENDLY BANTER AS WE GO ABOUT OUR BUSINESS OF BLOWING SH*T THE F*CK UP!
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL EVENING!
I KNOW RIGHT?!?! WHY IS PEOPLE NOT FUCKING SCREAMING IN THE GODDAMN COMMENTS?!?!?
I love that you pulled out a rocket launcher and faced the ocean when he told you to blow it up
DID YOU NOT!?
@@ObsidianReality0 I FORGOT TO MYSELF, I WILL CORRECT THAT NEXT TIME I PLAY!!!!
Funk Man Tim GOOD!!!
I only had nades at that time.
So I hurled a few down there.
Gold!
"I'M TORGUE AND I AM HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS!?!???!"
Definetly my favorite of his lines.
I'm imagining that's how Michael Bay pitches his movies.
Stg Torgue is so inspirational
“All this violence was more pointless than the stealth sections in Triangle Quest 9”
“I TAKE IT BACK, KILL EM ALL!!!”
I swear I remember one where he says “I see a lot of guys standing around not blowing shit up, QUIT IT!!!”
thats amazing
It's one of the random lines he says over the loudspeakers during his DLC.
Yup, just heard that one an hour ago.
You missed my favorite one.
"WHAT'S THIS?! THE VAULT HUNTER IS BREAKING INTO TORGUE SECURITY! WHAT A RENEGADE! A RENEGADE COP WHO DON'T PLAY BY NOBODY'S RULES UNTIL THE COMMISSIONER ASSIGNS HIM A TALKING ROBOT DOG FOR A PARTNER THAT HELPS HIM TRACK DOWN THE CRIME SYNDICATE THAT MURDERED HIS FAMILY ALL THE WHILE TEACHING HIM A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT LIFE IN THE PROCESS THURSDAYS AT NINE!!!"
Oh my god! I would’ve so added that. I took the shortcut and didn’t get the dialogue
@@Vhosythe Who doesn't?
I would pay money for that show.
The best line in the entire DLC imo
Doesn't that sound like Detroit:Become Human?
Me: Hi
Crush: Hi
Me: I just realized that this the first time we’ve met in person. *YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE*
Crush: THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
@@SOMA-gj4xcME: MARRY ME!! ALSO, I APOLOGIZE! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!
Me
DISCRIMINATIONNNNN !!!!!
5:50
"Your face is gonna look awesome on radio!!"
I chocked on my Pepsi
I love how Mr Torgue is so aggressively nice and wholesome.
“NEW MISSION! I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP...THE OCEAN!”
*axton proceeds to pull out a rocket launcher*
**INSTANT EXPLOOOSSIIOOONN-**
Yes sir Hercule sir!
@@jeffcarroll1990shock
Cool fun fact, the va of Torgue also played Hercule
Nine years later and the finally deliver
Moxxi: that is COMPLETELY against the rules! I DEMAND to know where the ref is!
MISTER TORQUE: WTF IS A REF?!
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, FIGHT FANS, BUT I AM SO FAR ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT THAT THE CHAIR IS PRACTICALLY IRRELEVANT AT THIS POINT!
That had the same air as The Hound and Arya from Game of Thrones.
Arya: I know him. His name is Polliver. He captured us and took us to Harrenhal... He killed Lommy.
The Hound: What the fuck is a Lommy?
Torgue: HOW THE *BLEEP* SHOULD I KNOW THAT ILLEGAL OFF-WORLD DEATH MATCHES ARE ILLEGAL?!
Gearbox: Borderlands 3 has every character from the series in it
Me: 👍
Gearbox: Except Mister Torgue
Me: I TAKE THAT BACK! KILL THEM ALL!
What about Salvador?
And Scooter us dead...........
Okay now im actually concerned where is torgue
@@Subpar1O1 He is a live. He is running another Murder Dome. Have to unlock it by beating the game.
@@Qardo ahh thank god
"I RESENT YOU FOR DISLIKING A GAME I SPENT MONEY ON."
Yeah, it sorta sums up video game fans/critics relationship.
TIME TO DIE!!
True
I always get a smile on my face when he says something nice, he's the most extreme character and yet he's the biggest sweetheart
Like when he chewed put moxxi for scolding tina
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES *APOLOGISE*
...........sorry?
Phillip Craig *APOLOGISE*
that part always gets me!
That was my text tone for a few years
this line, is fucking beautiful.
*YOUR KIND WORDS ARE APRECIATED!*
WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE **** UP!!
FUCK, YOU DID THAT FIRST!
FewRxi YOU HAVE A PRETTY FACE!
FLEXINGTON
*I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON!*
"That sentence had too many syllables, APOLOGIZE!!!!"
^me during every single english test
I can't even pronounce half the stuff in science.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 I can. I've gotten very good at it by reading modern food labels. XD
*Torgue wants your supply of food since someone blew up all the food dispensers in the Badass Crater Arena.*
That's me trying to write Zer0 dialogue who am i telling to apoligize? Two options..my brain..or my dog who interrupted my thought
1:49 That one second close up on his face is perfection.
I think you meant "perFLEXion"
4:03 treat women with respect, you never know when you'll be punched so hard you explode.
This is too short. The moments that show Torgue are unforgettable. I really hope we get more Torgue in BL3
BL3 most likely will be announced at 18:00 GMT...
*Today*
As long as his product is in BL3 he will be there, even if only as a commercial on the radio
@@michaellatner975 what if grandma flexington is in borderlands 3?
@@Outlaw7263 She probably dead by now...
@@michaellatner975 you fool the grandma flexiting is immortal she punch death in the face and have a 4 rakk
Torgue: *EXPLOSIONS?*
me, with a character built entirely around grenades and launchers: *Father i have arrived*
And a character from an Anime that blows stuff up as your channel pic to match cx
@@N1GHTM4RE_YT ayyyyyyyy
@@NCRRangerVet47 :D
I used to have a gunzerker with two explosive shotguns. It was a hell of a blast playing with him
@@luism834 BACK FROM THE DEAD, PENDEHOS
“BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE”
Best. Area. Name. Ever.
you're being humble
I dunno, you came up with "Death Star."
That's pretty f*cking badass
@@buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 >~>
@@powerplay9422 it's because original comment was made by Darth Vader
Darth Vader, of all time
5:34 oh that kick-started axton's modeling career
Tina: “good night, everybody!”
Moxxi: “so anyway...”
Torgue: “TINA SAID GOOD NIGHT, MOXXI! SHOW’S OVER!”
Moxxi: "Motherf*cker!"
😂
Moxxi: Mother *bleep* 😡
"That story was truly deep and ironic, and served as a unique look into the duplicitousness of interpersonal relationships. NOW GET BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE HELL I JUST SAID!"
6:16 In Borderlands 3, Mr. Torgue is in charge of running the Circle's of Slaughter.
Moxxi really did hire him.
HE GETS TO BLOW SH*T UP...FOR-BONER
That's awesome!
I read this while barely playing BL3 so therefore it's spoiled but I DON'T CARE BECAUSE MISTER TORGUE IS F*CKING AWESOME!!!!
He also compliments the player for playing his levels on the Borderlands Science minigame with even more swearing
Torgue should be doing all the promoting of Borderlands 3
Right!?!?
Yeah, I was really hoping he would.
that probably get old after a while but maybe they could do that in a spin off
@@Vhosythe hopefully they don't kill him off but if they do let him protect the vhs from a base set to blow let him go out guns blazing til the last amount of his nitroglycerin blood has spilled and let him blow up a base with so much unnecessary amount of explosives he has enough energy to play one badass guitar solo... feels like he'd wanna go out that way... protecting his friends and on a pile of corpses while being engulfed by fires that would shake Pandora to its core!
Rusty Hansen do you need a change of pace from the normal violence pandora offers? F*CK THAT! BUY BORDERLANDS 3!
0:50
When I heard that in-game for the first time I fuckin lost it..the bleeps make it even better.
6:07 "TONIGHT'S FIGHT IS BETWEEN FLYBOY AND THE VAULT HUNTER. BLOWJOBS!"
Subtle as a sledgehammer mate
People keep talking about “Tiny Tina is the best character!” I mean, she’s great and all buuuuuut... does she have a digital censor in her larynx? No? That’s what I thought
Claptrap is next
IF YOU DISLIKE TINY TINA YA DISLIKE TORGUE BECAUSE TINA AND TORGUE ARE BEST BUDS!!!!!!!!!!! CUE THE EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING WHAT!
well.... there is that one guy that has the shiniest meat bicycle
@@mrexists5400 that is multiple I think
8:10 "Oh, probably get a construction team in here to carefully disassemble it and WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK, WE GONNA BLOW IT UP!"
“BEST OF MR. TORGUE”?
*YOU MEAN **_ALL_** OF MR. TORGUE!?!*
THEY MEAN THE SAME THING! MR. TORGUE IS ALWAYS AT HIS BEST
3:46 something about those halfway sane characters in these games full of insane characters adds a certain charm. I mean listen to the uncertainty in Pete's voice as in "what the hell just happened, how did HE of all people figure that out on top of that?"
God it must have been so fun to voice this guy
ALL HAIL MISTER TORGUE HIGHFIVE FLEXINGTON
BL3 hype
Austin Richardson EXPLOSIONS?!
The greatest Canon name ever
YOUR LOVE IS APPRECIATED!!!!!!
ANYONE WHO PUTS SMALL EXPLOSIONS IN EVEN EXPLOSIONS WHILE USING A WEAPON OF EXPLOSIONS MUST HAVE THEIR PRIOTITIES STRAIGHT.
I DON'T THINK I'VE SAID EXPLOSIONS ENOUGH, SO I WILL SAY EXPLOSIONS AGAIN: EXPLOOOOSIONSSS!! MEEDLYMEEDLYMOW!!!
Also, there is a thresh- I mean... THERE IS A THRESHER EATING YOUR CAR. BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!
6:16 'Pro-bono' means to do something for free, essentially. 'Pro-boner'... I had to pause the game I was laughing so hard when I heard this. Awesome word play.
And Torgue thought he couldn't make enuendos.
It's hilarious that Mr. Torgue was denied a controlling share of his own company. After selling his explosive tech to his shareholders for 12 dollars and a high five, they knew right away that he'd run the company into the ground with his shenanigans.
:')
Give me $10 and a fistbump and I'll give ya every car I have atm.
I have no car atm.
Easiest $10 ever.
Stupid jokes are totally free btw.
THESE SENTENCES HAVE TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE!
@@fappypants4531 Get off these RUclips comments, you protien guzzling buffoon!
@@peterseaboldt1250 THAT SENTENCE HAS TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIES!!
I already love Macho man Randy savage, bless his resting soul.
He is literally the Macho man Randy Savage of Borderlands, I loved him the moment I saw him at the start of the DLC.
If you didn't know, the dev team wanted to channel the late great Macho Man and had the artists and VA do everything in their power to make it as close a resemblance. The VA in particular; Mr. Satan forever ❤️
3:06 “YOU SHOULD GO KILL HIM AND MEET HIM BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER!”
“ PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES “ my all time favorite quote 😂
Jack, while developing Fragtrap with Torgue and Tediore:
Hmmm... Something tells me he should punch things so hard, they explode.
Torgue: JUST BE SURE TO NAME IT "TORGUE PUNCHSPLOSION OF UNLIMITED BADASSERY!!"
Jack: Too long. Hyperion Punch.
Torgue: AS LONG AS IT BLOWS STUFF UP, I'M OKAY WITH THAT!
WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE F*** UP!
My favorite quote!
"YOUR FACE IS GOING TO LOOK AMAZING ON RADIO"
That line radiates the same energy as “When one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!”
“When god closes a door, I blow it the **** up” lol
I always thought that saying was hilarious. "When god closes a door, he opens a window." Like, why are you trying to lock me out and forcing me to get in through the window like I'm breaking and entering, god?
YOU DIDN'T WRITE THE QUOTE IN ALL-CAPS, APOLOGIZE!
@@TheStrikeofGod *PFFFBBBTTT-*
“There is nothing more badass than treating a woman with respect!”
-Mister Torgue Flexington: the badass gentleman of badass-itude
Mister Torgue High Five Flexington
1:51 me after hearing that E3 2020 has been cancelled.
This whole game is just a page of exotic and rare insults
and a lot of memes with a fuckton of fun
Loot midgets are the meme masters
Perfect
ye but it's kinda bullc r@p at the end of the day
NOTHING WILL STOP THE VAULT HUNTER!
“locking door”
PLOT TWIIIIIST!!!!!!
When God closes a door, I BLOW IT UP
@@THawkMedia WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, *I BLOW IT THE F**** *UP!!!!*
Cringe
Starts talking to grandma flexington, screen just immediately cuts away. I like it
He had mercy.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 Why?
She goes on a LOOONG chain of stories.
Her favorite Icecream... Remember her freakin' favorite Icecream... I screwed it up.
I was in tears.
@@superwhatevergamin9634 oh ok XD
The game over for the grandma story is hilarious. And so is Mr torgues reaction.
"ALCOHOLISM DESTROYS FAMILIES!!!" - Mr. Torgue
Came here realizing bl3 has literally no funny moments for me while bl2 made me cry laughing.
This is what happens when a company tried to insert meme culture into a game that turned it into one big cringefest.
NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A LADY WITH RESPECT
VHOSYTHE:*NODS*
😤
3:55 I love the fact that you nodded along with Torgues quote
I CAN'T LIKE GEEKY STUFF, JUST BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY!!
DISSCRIMINATIIOOOON!!!!!!!
THAT SENTENCE HAS TOO MANY SYLLABLES, APOLOGIZE
IT’S GODDAMN BULLSH*T!
6:38
I SUFFERED FOR MY GEEKINESS! YOU DONT GET TO INVADE MY CULTURE JUST CAUSE ITS COOL NOW
Mr torgue must be the most fun character possible to voice
1:56 Twitter in a nutshell
I love that when he said “I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!” you were immediately turning to the ocean while pulling out a rocket launcher. You made Mr. Torgue so proud :D
I’m trying to become his adopted son
@@Vhosythe WELL WE IN THE TORGUE FAMILY WELCOME CAUSE ANY LOVER OF EXPLOSIONS IS ALREADY ADOPTED
@@Vhosythe you used a Tediore launcher, not a Torgue launcher...
I’m super disappointed that Mt Torgue isn’t more predominant in Borderlands 3. Just small lines for Circle of Slaughter.
I miss the dude.
WHAT?! THATS BULLSHIT HOW COULD GEARBOX DO THIS?!
@@rearwardchef5647 he has some more lines in the dlc, because he made a Hot sauce wich is, lets just say amped up to 11, and you need to find the hot sauce bottles and to put it in Mr. Torgues words "BLOW THEM THE F*CK UP!!!"
You can also face him in the Borderlands Science mini-game.
He is also in the arcade machine. I refuse to go further than his own level so I can hear him more.
He is definitely making an impact for me because I started using TORGUE guns a lot more.
I can only imagine what it would be like to witness Torgue and Krieg interacting
oh my god lolol
8:15 I legit spit my drink when I heard "CAREFULLY"
4:50 WOOOOOOOO!!! FAEEEEEAAAAEEEANTASY WOAAAAOAOAAOEAARLRRDDD!!!!
Lets be honest, this guys lungs must be crying since 2012.
4:10 Words to live by
the answer to every problem: " I BLOW IT THE F*CK UP "
That initial "WHAT IS AN E-SPORTS?!" always kills me
"WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE F*CK UP!" -Torgue
"All this violence was more pointless than the stealth sections of Triangle Quest 9!" Oh man, assuming Triangle Quest means the Zelda series and the two Oracle games counted as one, the 9th entry would be Wind Waker, the only game in the series I played that I didn't like. BECAUSE OF THE POINTLESS STEALTH SECTIONS. Mr. Torgue, you are officially my spirit animal.
Just in case any superfans of Wind Waker are here, I think Wind Waker has the most amazingly designed dungeons in the franchise. The only problem is there are so few of them, there's so much boring sailing, and the aforementioned stealth segments that just ruin my day. I admit I'm wrong to hate Wind Waker, and I'd like to love it, but that's just how it goes. Thanks for listening to this dumb butt y'all!
@@DevioXS I actually really liked the Stealth sections of WW, however I still think the BL joke is hilarious.
Holy fucking shit I never got that
This is the greatest game ever
*"WHAT IS AN ESPORTS?"*
gotta love Mr. Torgue
4:11 words of wisdom from Mr torgue
*"WHEN GOD CLOSES A DOOR, I BLOW IT THE F**** *UP"*
0:40 Mister Torgue went Venom on Doctor Tannis's ass!
Does anyone else think B3 is way too nice and polite? Lack of Torgue just proves it. EXPLODE!
"Nothing is more badass than treating a woman with respect."
...
*Just when I thought I couldn't love this guy more...*
Alright, I'll admit it. Mr. Torgue is pretty Badass.
WHO ARE YOU CALLING PRETTY, SUCKER ?
Hands down, the *BEST* Borderlands character of them all. XD
Its kind of a tie between him and Kreig for me
@@TheWolfheart89 both of them are fucking great
I love Mister Torgue as much as the next guy but scooter was pretty fucking cool. I mean "Catch-a-RIIIIDDDDEEE!!!"
Tiny Tina
YOUR KIND WORDS ARE APPRECIATED!
Mr torgue is the embodiment of chaotic good
00:00 - WHAT IS AN E SPORTS?!
00:03 - Torgue interrupting (00:16 is when it actually happens) (00:27 - EXPLOSIONS?!)
00:31 - Blow up dee ocean!
00:36 - Torgue interrupting again (00:40 - THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!)
00:45 - Torgue explains why his voice is bleeping out
00:57 - Torgue interrupting again again
01:12 - Torgue says we're very attractive (passive aggressively)
01:18 Torgue interrupting again again again (Bad_ss crater of bad_ssitude)
1:12 A new pickup line
Best part of this video is Torgue telling you to blow up the ocean and you immediately switch to your Rocket Launcher. 🤣
4:26 when i get a compliment
MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND...... AWESOME!
0:33 "I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP: THE OCEAN!"
*Immediately and loyally spins and pulls out a rocket launcher*
2:29
Me learning math.
ALGORITHMS. *MATH*
*I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON*
..and the teacher starts speaking maths extremely fast
OMG I'm dead! 🤣
for the last f***ing time...
*NOBODY SAID THERE’D BE MATH!!!*
(I know it’s a Madworld reference, but it still fits the joke)
*HIS GIMMICK IS THAT HE REALLY LIKES FIRE!!!!*
WTF IS A REF?!?!?
"This is against the rules! I demand to know where the ref is!"
"WHAT THE F*CK IS A REF!?"
I haven't laughed so hard at a character since Cave Johnson.
0:34 Gotta love that enthusiasm.