I love how the only times that Holly's near-perfect 'Half Life Scientist' voice breaks character even slightly (other than the 'Kill' moments) is when Coomer is about to do something chaotic, like punch a box of explosives at 5:44. You can practically hear the smile on her face. Holly's chaotic energy is unmatched
theres just so much to cover that it would be so hard to cram it in without making the series overly long- it excels at its comedic timing and soforth that its really hard to pick the best parts :( im thankful for these missed moments tho!
Bubby was certainly dealt the dirtiest by the edits. Coomer did kinda deserve it though, because bubby has some reaaaally good background slapstick in the edited versions, so they didn't really need more funny moments.
7:10 This moment, specifically "You've fallen for one of Dr. Bubby's classic lies!" is maybe my favorite line in the entire fucking video series and i am indescribably upset that it was cut. So like thanks for including it in this
scorpy snapping between the corpse and gordon is so fucking funny especially because it just looks like he's staring at like a dent in the floor or something
In the campain a guard is supposed to get his dumbass killed on that exact spot to show the tentacle is hazardous but it appears the ragdoll slumped down into the silo instead on wayne's side
Man there's a lot of sincere Bubby moments that were cut out. I don't know why but I love Bubby asking Gordon if he was alright after they fell off the train.
2:14 this exchange was so good. i knew holly was good at the broken ai speech ticks but she shows off god tier here so it's kinda sad the bit gets stomped by the vox
On the one hand, I disagree with the core sentiment of ACAB; on the other hand, I hope to throw a molotov someday and believe I would only be able to throw it by lying to myself that ACAB
@@quantumblauthor7300 reminder in case you didn’t know because some people genuinely misinterpret the phase, ACAB doesn’t mean literally that every single cop on the planet is evil or a bad person that will just murder an unarmed black person. It means the the police system is innately corrupt and even if you are a “good cop” that does the right thing you are still contributing to a corrupt system.
@@ollieno971 to add to this, most Actually Good cops either quit or get fired. they quit because eventually they realize Shit's Fucked and they can't do anything to change it, or they get fired because they realized Shit's Fucked, tried to change it, and the higher-ups didn't like it. if neither has occured, it usually means they're either directly contributing to the violence innate in the system, _or_ they're refusing to do anything about the violence, therefore being complicit in it. good cops don't keep their jobs.
8:08 this moment single-handedly led to me making a playlist of weird songs i unironically listen to which my friends found and teased me for listening to Crazy Frog
"Gordon, for 7 PlayCoins, I can teach you how to unlock Dr. Bubby's Social Link" I bet his Arcana is Devil. And now we're on the topic of Social Links and Arcana, which I love. If this were normal Half Life, and Gordon was the silent hero, he might be The Fool, as the protagonists often are. But HLVR Gordon has a voice and a personality, and his journey is one of constant agony and mental fatigue. And it's all his fault, his punishment, for not having his goddamn passport. So I would affix him with Death. Tommy, the innocent soul, is Sun. -kist- He's always friendly, always the most positive, almost entirely innocent, and he doesn't deserve to be put through the shit that goes on here. And he never turns on Gordon. Dr. Coomer is a little tricky but thanks to his overeagerness to charge onward and "reach the lambda complex", and raw physical strength, evident by him using mainly his fists, I would say he is the Chariot. Benrey... I'm tempted to say The Tower, he is kind of a spirit of chaos that derails everything, but he's not intentionally malevolent (you forced me to be bad, so I gonna be _bad),_ he's just childish, and impulsive. To be perfectly honest, I don't really _know_ what his Arcana would be. My gut says Star, but I can't explain why. What do you guys think? -And of course, Gman. Well, he's Judgement.-
Old comment but I'll give it a go. I don't think Benrey is Tower or Star, I feel Reversed Justice for him. You can see he has some sort of internal moral compass going on with strict rules (such as the passport thing, 'who killed this,' and the graffiti) that he feels is right, but it just makes no sense to anyone else. Stuff like "I did it for symmetry." Gnome however is Tower and I will not explain further.
6:41 I know it's probably not but Door Monster reference of how morphine is pumped into Freeman every 5 minutes so a health kit really does nothing to change him.
I like this version of Gordon better. I feel like Gordon acts a bit more like the rest of the cast and participates in their hilarity more than the Gordon that’s portrayed in the actual series who is driven to insanity by these people rather than being insane with them.
I’d love to see a master edit that has all the original videos plus these scenes added. Basically just the whole streams but with the captioning would be perfect.
6:40 i heard the first thing gordon said here as i was falling asleep and just i was really confused but too tired to care so i assumed i misheard and then i hear dr coomer speak and jump up immediately
"The Cybernetics Department was very well-funded." Y'know, this line gets a lot funnier when you consider that the Department was shut down due to a lack of funding.
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"Smoking is a TERRIBLE habit!"
"...*THIS ONE DRANK PISS*"
Ya beat me to it lol
9:00
benrey is shown the slightest validation from gordon and yeets himself away
He couldn’t handle it
Too much serotonin.
Overdosing is a terrible thing
i relate so much with gordon’s immediate acceptance of “nobody likes me”
He really is a tsundere
I love how the only times that Holly's near-perfect 'Half Life Scientist' voice breaks character even slightly (other than the 'Kill' moments) is when Coomer is about to do something chaotic, like punch a box of explosives at 5:44. You can practically hear the smile on her face. Holly's chaotic energy is unmatched
Holly is hilarious and she knows it, I love her
@@droideka1890 wish I had that much Thad energy
her?
@@axethannanth Holly trans
I love her sO MUCH
They really did Bubby by cutting some of his more chaotic moments
vitamingay and most of his backstory too!!
theres just so much to cover that it would be so hard to cram it in without making the series overly long- it excels at its comedic timing and soforth that its really hard to pick the best parts :( im thankful for these missed moments tho!
Bubby was certainly dealt the dirtiest by the edits. Coomer did kinda deserve it though, because bubby has some reaaaally good background slapstick in the edited versions, so they didn't really need more funny moments.
I kinda prefer Bubby being the sinister one while Coomer is chaotic.
“YOUR SUIT CRANKS YOU OFF EVERY DAY!”
Its such a crime that didn't stay in the edits
actual halo lore
15:55 a rare startled Benrey moment
7:10 This moment, specifically "You've fallen for one of Dr. Bubby's classic lies!" is maybe my favorite line in the entire fucking video series and i am indescribably upset that it was cut.
So like thanks for including it in this
"I'm lovingly deceitful!"
16:12 OH MY GOD THIS IS SUCH A GOOD MOMENT WHY WAS THIS ROBBED FROM US HJAAGAHHAAHHA
6:06 i think there's supposed to be a guard corpse there, but since corpses are client-side it wasn't in that spot for wayne lol
Latched_Key oooo I was wondering what Scorpy was looking at but that makes that whole thing way funnier now
scorpy snapping between the corpse and gordon is so fucking funny especially because it just looks like he's staring at like a dent in the floor or something
In the campain a guard is supposed to get his dumbass killed on that exact spot to show the tentacle is hazardous but it appears the ragdoll slumped down into the silo instead on wayne's side
The bi pride tie on Dr. Coomer is a nice touch in the intro
bi tie
@@furiousmagician5912 bi pride tie
@@furiousmagician5912 bie
@@furiousmagician5912 ti
Bie ti
Man there's a lot of sincere Bubby moments that were cut out. I don't know why but I love Bubby asking Gordon if he was alright after they fell off the train.
"I think time might be expanding and contracting"
i think that might be my new favorite Tommy quote
illioptopede timestammpp
@@STARBIRD3000 1:37
2:14 this exchange was so good. i knew holly was good at the broken ai speech ticks but she shows off god tier here so it's kinda sad the bit gets stomped by the vox
Hello- yes, Gordon. My power legs let-
RIGHT! It literally took me forever to figure out that she wasn’t at least part ai or at least using a sound board!
woah!! she didn't use a soundboard?? that's genuinely so fucking impressive
Bubby's speech impediment at 3:56 is my favorite part because it made me laugh.
Gordon, a speech impediment is nothing to laugh at.
8:42 I like to imagine that's G-Man materializing soda for Tommy & his friends :3
gman hiding on the ceiling pouring soda cans out of a bag
"im riddled with shrapnel" is my favourite line, I can't believe it was taken out :'o(
I recognize that Gamzee emote
Same
10:39 Gordon Tsundere moments
They're both tsunderes, and I love it
It's, it's not like I'm mourning you or anything! Baka!
2:37 Only solidifies the reason why Coomer wants to go into Gordon's dreams, he can't ever remember his
6:54 I love how Tommy hesitated on "flashlight" instead of "Weather Channel™."
"i brought my friends!" followed by a fucking cacophony of pure explosions really made me lose my shit
6:27 just remembered Wayne had that Looney Toons fall sound installed through the entire playthrough and never realized it xD
is it really called like that?
@@niksin9941 probably not but i remember he refer to it with that name
He said it in one of the Cast Commenting video
@@ElEscolta its the tom and Jerry symbol crash
6:48 BENREY NO
@[Inactive Officially] r/cursedcomments
@@IronGamer3006 nice
I can’t believe he cut Dr. Coomer saying ACAB
On the one hand, I disagree with the core sentiment of ACAB; on the other hand, I hope to throw a molotov someday and believe I would only be able to throw it by lying to myself that ACAB
@@quantumblauthor7300 That sounds like something straight out of Freeman’s Mind also same.
@@quantumblauthor7300 reminder in case you didn’t know because some people genuinely misinterpret the phase, ACAB doesn’t mean literally that every single cop on the planet is evil or a bad person that will just murder an unarmed black person. It means the the police system is innately corrupt and even if you are a “good cop” that does the right thing you are still contributing to a corrupt system.
@@ollieno971 to add to this, most Actually Good cops either quit or get fired.
they quit because eventually they realize Shit's Fucked and they can't do anything to change it, or they get fired because they realized Shit's Fucked, tried to change it, and the higher-ups didn't like it. if neither has occured, it usually means they're either directly contributing to the violence innate in the system, _or_ they're refusing to do anything about the violence, therefore being complicit in it. good cops don't keep their jobs.
@@mozarteanchaos yes!
7:10 Tommy is so precious and must be protected from Bubby at all costs
no one is safe from bubby's epic pranks
@@Kersius Yes.
*classic lies
This and coomers Classic Lies quote is very foreshadowing
@@Stongg one of PROFESSER Bubbys CLASSIC lies!
8:08 I think this part sums up perfectly the craziness in HLVR x}
What’s the song?
Jig2 from runescape I think (sorry I know I'm late)
HEV BUILT IN. FLESHLIGHT
cursed comment
I hate thinking about that.
Why would you make me think about this
oh Awful
Awful awful awful!
8:08 this moment single-handedly led to me making a playlist of weird songs i unironically listen to which my friends found and teased me for listening to Crazy Frog
What’s the song?
@@fucktardgenius35Sea Shanty 2 Trap Remix.
SO glad this contains "damn look at all these um. Ostrich"
"you put yourself at risk too! i know you don't like me but-"
"i never said i don't like you, gordon"
this exchange is so sweet why was it cut
15:33 new reaction image, thank you
Bubby hitting hard with the Ratboy Genius references
The media shares are playing from Bubby’s ipod
Thank you so much I had no idea that the piss joke went on for so long it's fantastic
Cutting some Bubby's line about him found some "friends" and then led his team to a trap is just
S a d
9:04 the music in the background makes everything that much better
"Benrey can be a useful asset I'll give him that. He's kind of powerful"
Oh you have no idea gordon
"Gordon, for 7 PlayCoins, I can teach you how to unlock Dr. Bubby's Social Link"
I bet his Arcana is Devil.
And now we're on the topic of Social Links and Arcana, which I love.
If this were normal Half Life, and Gordon was the silent hero, he might be The Fool, as the protagonists often are.
But HLVR Gordon has a voice and a personality, and his journey is one of constant agony and mental fatigue. And it's all his fault, his punishment, for not having his goddamn passport. So I would affix him with Death.
Tommy, the innocent soul, is Sun. -kist-
He's always friendly, always the most positive, almost entirely innocent, and he doesn't deserve to be put through the shit that goes on here. And he never turns on Gordon.
Dr. Coomer is a little tricky but thanks to his overeagerness to charge onward and "reach the lambda complex", and raw physical strength, evident by him using mainly his fists, I would say he is the Chariot.
Benrey... I'm tempted to say The Tower, he is kind of a spirit of chaos that derails everything, but he's not intentionally malevolent (you forced me to be bad, so I gonna be _bad),_ he's just childish, and impulsive. To be perfectly honest, I don't really _know_ what his Arcana would be. My gut says Star, but I can't explain why. What do you guys think?
-And of course, Gman. Well, he's Judgement.-
Old comment but I'll give it a go. I don't think Benrey is Tower or Star, I feel Reversed Justice for him. You can see he has some sort of internal moral compass going on with strict rules (such as the passport thing, 'who killed this,' and the graffiti) that he feels is right, but it just makes no sense to anyone else. Stuff like "I did it for symmetry."
Gnome however is Tower and I will not explain further.
6:41 I know it's probably not but Door Monster reference of how morphine is pumped into Freeman every 5 minutes so a health kit really does nothing to change him.
I am still loving how Bubby made a Parappa the Rapper reference in a such fitting moment
nice! what time stamp?
nvm! hehe
@@crowbeatlebambi9194 What timestamp tho
4:07 I think
"I think I have a concussion.."
'MMMMMM.. we have about 10 of those.'
4:08 is a very clever parappa the rapper quote. Mad respect to GIR for that one
Right now, right now!
8:43 *A Blessing from Mike*
The "caution and danger gas" bit really got me.
15:31 love that Ratboy Genius reference
god thank you for this!! watching this really made me realise how many good bubby lines didnt make the cut
4:08 hmm
had to include the reference to my fav parappa song haha
AA HAHA!! thats amazing that gir did that!!!
RIGHT NOW! RIGHT NOW!
_"Gordon, for 7 PlayCoins™, I can teach you how to unlock Dr. Bubby's Social Link."_
Excellent taste.
And now I kinda want HLVR x Persona art.
6:41 gave me a slight giggle
The "THIS ONE DRANK PISS!!" caught me so off guard that I almost started choking from laughing. I can't believe that got cut!!
If Gordon wasn't covered with plot armor pun intended they would be moping him off the floor
12:27 "I miss him everyday Gordon" *disappears*
the sea shanty 2 around 8:40 is great
15:22 *Uh oh*
"Gordon, I'm thirsty."
"You just had some PISS"
KILLS ME EVERY TIME
Nsfw artists watching 6:38 : 👁👄👁
I LOST IT WHEN I HEARD THAT
Just so u know, I think that is a Halo reference
I CANT.
1:37 I think time might be e x p a n d i n g and contracting.
I like this version of Gordon better. I feel like Gordon acts a bit more like the rest of the cast and participates in their hilarity more than the Gordon that’s portrayed in the actual series who is driven to insanity by these people rather than being insane with them.
Dr Bubby’s Social link
It makes persona of the “Murderous barbarian” arcana stronger upon fusion
Amazing
12:52 if you are looking for the song its called cassandra's waltz its from Doctor Who
3:42 Poor Tommy
I’d love to see a master edit that has all the original videos plus these scenes added. Basically just the whole streams but with the captioning would be perfect.
"don't touch that" "thank you for listening" got me lol
Oh my god you are a LIFESAVER these are so nice to see thank you so much
Omfg I love your pfp
@@The_ManThe_MythThe_Evan WOAH THANKS it’s by my friend Anoiif on tumblr :D it’s Beny Sushy
@@Askme4ful Hah "Beny Sushy"
@@Askme4ful love it
4:08 Nice Parappa the Rapper reference
12:50. I recognise that track.
That would be "Cassandra's Waltz" from the sci-fi, television series "Doctor Who."
@@1mininggirl Ty so much it was bugging me hearing something I knew so well but couldn't name
the "homes" subtitle instead of "ohms" kills me (5:28)
God theres so many good bits and yuir editing leant so much humor on top of it!!
I’ve noticed that almost every moment of Gordon being nice to Benrey was cut.
Omfg he cut out all of Bubby's foreshadowed resentment towards Gordon--the fucking soldier friend omllll
THANK YOU for another one, really didn’t feel like shifting through the long streams to find the funny 🤍
05:26 I feel like "homes" should probably be "Ohms" here
Just realized that the song playing around 1:00 is “Weird Science”- I- why is oingo boingo everywhere
3:55 Robot Gir glitch momence
9:16 …Gordon… were you a lonely child?
4:08 im sad they cut that out, i love parappa :(
thank you for this genuinely
11:26 Gordon, have a sip :)
15:09 How did I know they were going to make this joke?
Man, I forget that "You've fallen for one of Dr.Bubby's Classic Lies!" isn't in the main Vids until I watch this every time. It's just so Good!
6:40 i heard the first thing gordon said here as i was falling asleep and just i was really confused but too tired to care so i assumed i misheard and then i hear dr coomer speak and jump up immediately
Thank you very much for these videos, there's so many good moments and they're edited together so well!
"The Cybernetics Department was very well-funded."
Y'know, this line gets a lot funnier when you consider that the Department was shut down due to a lack of funding.
7:53 Thristy
Axel Annand can't win 'em all 😔
4:08 epic parappa reference bubby :)
Teal and Green! Healing Beam!
"Look at all these- uh- OSTRICH."
Bubby: Smoking is a terrible habit, Gordon.
Gordon, pointing to coomer: This one drank PISS!
you can tell i really love this show
The Bubby episode
"damn look at all these, ummm, ostrich." is one of my favorite benry lines
I love the foreshadowing at 12:24. Shame these were cut from the main videos...
I know that they can't keep all the content but some of this is fucking hilarious. Just finished watching the series the 2nd time, guaranteed laugh.
id love to see these spliced in with the other episodes, it'd be the best thing. ever.
0:21 That aged well
"Gordon, I've gone deaf!"
As soon as he said that, my left ear started ringing
Oh my god Gordon is such a MOM
even tho its been 4 years i am still craving for some HLVR:AI rn even tho there aint nothin rn
"no, all time!"
the ostrich line fucking nerfs me every time
That bubbybeamtm stuff is some real foreshadowing
mayonnaise is a perfect substitute for the american school system