Tried to make Spiderman. Got Confused. Made Manspider. No Regrets.
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
- Okay, some regrets. They say art shoud make you ask questions. Sometimes that question is "why?".
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00:00 - Paid full price, got half a movie.
01:15 - uh... whoops
02:25 - Spider butt
03:45 - All the eyes
04:15 - Handibles
05:51 - He gives great hugs
06:54 - Ninja shoes?
08:30 - Hairy Osborne
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#acrossthespiderverse #spiderman #manspider 
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Remember, since there are technically an infinite amount of Spider-People in the Spiderverse, this, in its own right, is technically canon.
Oh god.
There actually is a man spider in canon and he looks similar to this
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@@QuinAlonzo did you just have a stroke?
there are actually some especially creepy ones already being made into comics, pick your poison
This is terrifying, horrifying, nightmare inducing, and something that never should have been created. I love it.
I'm the 100th person to like
114 likes and 1 reply? Lemme ADD a reply and ADD a like.
Jk. Well I liked anyway
Same bro
Don’t call it terrible at least
You forgot seducing
Imagine finding this in your house-- and when you'd hit it, IT'D SCREAM. Absolutely terrifying, Amazing job!
That’s terrifyingly hilarious to think about 😭😂
Ew ew ew ew ew kill me NOW
If you hit it, it would reply in perfect British posh English "Why-for did you strike me, brother?"
@niktri8312
I'm it probably would
this seems like something they have in Australia, they just haven't told anyone yet
2:31 A laugh truly befitting of a madman who knows what he's doing.
It looks like a fleshlight... I am amused
😂😂😂😂
The finger mandibles were a truly inspired choice of horror, I got there and had to shiver and go "whhhhyyy??!". Incredible job as always, and thank you for braving the tiny flock to give Peter the hair he needed
It’s pretty accurate to real spider pedipalp and chelicerae too! Since they are originally from legs. It can be even more accurate but i don’t think youtube can handle manspider equivalent of the palpal organ...
I would love to see Adam make a realistic Megamind, he would make him so creepy yet so cool!
This needs to happen.
Genius
YES
Please!!!
YESSS
I've never heard Adam laugh at his crafts, it was refreshing to hear him enjoying the absurdity of the process
What time did he laugh?
@@WaliAl-AhnafAwang 2:31
1:24 my dad saw this part and said "haha balls with legs" I AM FKING DYING LMAO
omg lol
Good dad right there😂😂
I usually dont get freaked out by your creations but something about the human finger mandibles was genuinely stomach-twistingly disturbing lol
The big fat ones didn’t freak me out but the skinny long ones with like four joints made me feel upset lmao
The finger mandibles are the first time I've watched one of these videos and actually cringed.
Not the spider person we needed, but the one we deserve.
That was my cringe-point, too
🤓🤓🤓actually those are called chelicerae
Just when we thought we’d seen all the Spider-People across the multiverse, Adam gives us the one we didn’t know we needed until now.
Oh there was a version of spiderman who got bit and instead of getting superpowers it turn him into a bloodthirsty manspider.
@@AliosMasterI was about to mention that one
@@AliosMaster theres another where he gets eaten by a bunch of spiders and those spiders (who ate him) become spidersman.
"Didn't know we DIDN'T need", you mean.
Ever heard of Spiders-Man?
It's only been 10 months but this video has changed my life. I bought a book, bought a movie, learned to draw bugs, and developed a lot of new interests as a result of this video. I learned more about flies than I ever thought I would. I did a school project about a serial killer as a result of this video. I don't think I'll ever be the same
Personally, I love this. It's amazing, and I am perplexed by your sheer amount of talent and dedication to the craft. One small note tho: the hands could have been left in a more loose "web shooting" position so that it adds to the uncanny feeling without stripping away the Spider-Man aspect of it!!!
But that's just what I think, love what you're doing here!
he shoulda done reverse web shooting
not only does it look like a freak of nature
but its also inposssible to do which makes it uncanny
Thats a definitely a giant spider you would watch in a horror movie or perhaps its peter from another universe.
No regrets at all its amazing.
I would LOVE to see a horror movie of this
Check out Earth vs The Spider, 2001. Basically horror Spidey.
As a big fan of that dude, i can confirm this is his most normal creation
yes
NO ITS OBVIOUSLY HIS EASTER BUNNY
Yes
Dude how this comment exploded in 1 hour
Well crap. Anyway yes this is his most normal creation he made to date and it's disgusting.
1:12 hands down one of the funniest things ive laughed way to god damn hard at in a very long time. I’ve replayed that part several times over the last 20 minutes and only laugh harder each time, tears and all.
Never change, Adam.
I like to imagine this man-spider is the result of the spider bite mutation going horribly wrong and this is actually a cannon Spider-Man within the spider verse. He may be a horrific sight, but boy is he heroic.
You never disappoint with your absolutely horrifying despicable detailed creations my friend
Dear lord. It's so unbearably awful that it couldn't be more perfect. 100% on brand for this channel indeed. Outstanding work as always, Adam!
dear lord specimen 8???????????
Love this sculpt. We actually watched it during the day to avoid nightmares 😆
This is a canon Spider-Man coming from a Marvel nerd, this is Patton Parnel, this Spider-Man was a messed up version of Peter Parker, his uncle was abusive, and from a young age Patton loved to torture creatures, and he always spied on his neighbor Sarah Jane, he got bit by a radioactive spider and instead of getting spider powers, he became a human spider, and tortured his uncle, then he lured SJ into his apartment and bit her, and impregnated her whole body with spider eggs and while she was there suffering, from an other dimension he got killed and SJ got away, living her life with spiders constantly pouring out of her body like nothing less than a sweat
I just want to say, I cannot underestimate how talented this guy is.
you never can
I think you mean "cannot overestimate". Either that or you're making fun of him.
Ngl, your right...😅😅
Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future.
@@swolby9230 You know what I meant though, right?
Funny enough there is a Manspider in the comics who is a humanoid spider with 8 limbs. Would love to see your version with a full suit walking around town like nothing is wrong and everyone screaming in terror.
No my friend… No one needs to see that 🤣🤣🤣 And we know about Man-Spider. Somehow this is more horrifying LOL
This is beautiful work! I'm in aw at it's morbid nature, and wowed by the attention to detail! Keep up the great work! You're clearly inspired and inspiring to others including myself
You're really good! Immediately after watching your video I had to turn on the lights and make sure there are no spiders in the room. When you make videos that screw the heads of people it means you are on another level, man! New subscriber! 👍
As someone who is deeply familiar with spider biology, and actually finds them cute, all the bits that don't even remotely resemble what actual spiders look like actually makes this more disturbing. Fantastic.
I love how regardless of whether or not you find spiders scary or cute, this is still horrific
True, he doesn't look like a lil' critter, its an abomination. Though I still Love it-
same bro
What da hail? the only spider I find cute is LUCAS DA SPIDER LAH
Also spider pig. (the simpson's one the OG)
as a spider enthusiast, i am truly impressed how you knew the spider anatomy very well, thank you for letting me know there is hope that people are decently educated on our furry friends, also the things next to the mouth that you called longer noodly fingers are called pedipalps and help tarantulas eat as fingers, they are also used by males to mate
My man stop educating ! I've got arachnophobia already and this now makes me even afraid of humans.... especially their minds 💀💀💀
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@@user-qs6ix1qv1g same i also have arachnophobia💀😭
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Well, at least he chose fingers for the pedipalps. Otherwise this would be the Demoniac Demonetized-Man.
@@Oddmanoutre aw hell Nah
2:30 that laugh, i know that laugh. That is the laugh of an artist who has made something truly unsettling and realized that nothing in the world can stop what they just created. I've done that laugh. 4 words: magical girl freddy krueger
I wanna know but also really dont
You make highly disturbing things that I wish i never saw, but still i always come back. Love it. Love what you got going on.
This man is the perfect model maker, perfect amount of talking and music, and his creations are creative and ironically original. Thank you North!
@@Bluebirdfalling wow you must be fun at parties
TOBI
The moment you said mandible fingers I went, 'oh, you're gonna get Real Weird with it, lovely.' This is probably one of the most upsetting sculptures you've made thus far. Keep up the good work. 👍
He didn't go weird enough. That part of a spider is where it stores sperm. Those are its genitals. The face fingers should be penises.
@@kilderokWouldn't they be balls instead?
@@kilderok aren’t the face fingers pedipalps that help grab prey??
Oh wait they actually have a lot of uses, you’re right and wrong. They help grab prey, used in courtship displays, help detect web vibrations, and store sperm.
Not sure I’m ready to go watch Manant 💀
It's just extra awesome that he had to laugh during the build lol, it's good to enjoy what you're doing ❤🎉
Unironically this is was very hard to sit through, but also I couldn’t look away. You’ve made the Hindenburg of Spider-Men and for that I’m impressed
heisenburg
@@thegodofflorida ?
@@thegodofflorida are you like 5 years old or something?
@@thegodoffloridai believe he meant the zeppelin Hindenburg that had a accident
@@raeliusdarkblade8747he meant the heisenburg
I’ve never really been uncomfortable or scared while watching these “creepy” videos, but this one truly shook my soul. The moment you added the veins on the back ball I instantly wanted to turn off my phone and go outside
Outside is where that- that thing lives
this is nothing more than touch grass propaganda by the evil clay corporations. Wake up people!
wait that terrified u?
well then again i am an individual untouched by yalls weird fears
guts?
nah idc
mutilation?
nah.
vomit?
nahhh
things breaking??????
nope.
what does terrify me
is overly handsome people
male or female
this goes for cartoons irl games ETCETC
if there beutiful
stay ten thousand feet away from me 😂
@@ericandraska9034 no. it lives in a house
@@Bushwhack-lmao_xDwow you’re so not like everybody else, you’re so quirky
2:28 I love how Adam is so distraught over the Phallic nature of the early sculpture that he censors it, but then builds a fucking Fleshlight later on lmaooo
As with all of Adam’s videos but especially-especially-with this one, I can sense many people discovering phobias they never knew they had.
yep i will not sleep now hehehe
arachno-man-phobia perhaps?
@@what12346 Gorrila scaled spider i think
thats a good one@@dor2en
I then remembered, I have monophobia (the fear of feeling abandoned and or being abandoned)
You never disappoint with your absolutely horrifying despicable detailed creations my friend. What a beautiful sculpture! And great storytelling too
@@Bluebirdfalling*no*
Found this channel by mistake and so glad I did. Been watching your past videos and they're excellent! Please keep doing what you're doing, such a great watch :)
This isn’t a normal version of Spider-Man in the verse but it really should be, imagine traveling dimensions and then running into this, it would be terrifying
This is easily the most horrifying thing you've ever made and I am here for it!
I can hear the story now.. “I was once a regular spider, but then I was bitten by a radioactive human. Now I am the one and only manspider”
His only superpower is debt and taxes lol
@@supotter377 and back-cramps
@@phoenixyoung47 would puberty be another power?
The funny thing is that this is literally Webster Weaver's backstory and he is also called "Man-Spider" (in case you don't know who he is, he is from Earth-7840)
What makes it even worse is that because the Spider-Verse is essentially infinite, this disturbing creature is a possibility in some far-off universe somewhere.
Don’t let Hidetaka Miyazaki see this, we don’t want him getting ideas
Seriously amazing work though . So grotesque , so unsettling . I love it
Wow, what a normal looking guy that Peter is! And sculpted by such a sane individual
This is beautiful. And also, man spider is a thing, of Peter Parker’s brother. Peter’s brother was jealous of peter’s newfound power, so he decided to… eat the radioactive spider. The radiation made his skin began to ooze and melt, and then thousands of spiders crawled out. One massive spider, about a foot, maybe one and a half, crawled out. This was peter’s brother. Peter’s brother was traumatized, but not before he realized that he could use his skin, now a bag of flesh, as a disguise. He now is a disturbing spider-skin-orlikeathousandspiders-thing. But I like this one better.
It's not his brother, it's his bully and man spider, who was killed by punching an electric box and then stepped on accidentally
@@MiyohTheFurry yeah I heard a story from 1 guy who said it like that. I looked it up and ye it was. Thx for the insight
There are 2 Man spiders. The one that consists of spiders, and the Mutant big Spider one.
Looks like a ball sack ngl 💀
@@PrometheusVThe one that's consisted of many many spiders in a hive mind is called Spiders-Man (notice the -s after spider).
jeez...*shiver* you should make a monster of the game "The Forest"
The narration made me laugh throughout the entire process, thank you😂
I love when there is a close up on the pre-baked version, little pieces of dust and debris stick to the clay so that it looks like human hair ❤
I love the fact that the first glamour shot is a close up of his a**
The love and attention that went into this build really shows that this was one of his favorites. That and he's very satisfied with the butt he made.
Saw the Gulper in Fallout and immediately thought of this. Now you need to make the Gulper.
Here’s an idea similar to your sea monster video: You should make the bloop but make it huge so it’s terrifying
It’s even better when you realize, this totally could be the Spider-Man of another universe.
Edit: removed me saying how I got 1700 likes, due to some idiots that just HAVE to say something.
Like how there is other earths and universes.
There is actually a Spiderman Variant that exists in the Comics that is very similar to this one
NUHUH
@@Anglerslime that... ok no
@@ObvSilentwhat?
Adam has a way of saying disturbing things and making them sound normal 😂
Yes yes 🤣
I was actually shuddering while watching this. Those eyes even managed to trigger my trypophobia.
This man always makes me scared, yet so impressed with every video
Every time I'd start to get comfy with the choices you'd made you'd refresh my horror with the next design decision. This video was an experience.
I LOVE IT
I got a little nervous when you started making his mandibles something *different* because that’s where the male spider stores the uhh.. baby juice. I was like.. “you are NOT giving him mouth testicles..” I was so relieved when they turned out to be fingers lol
This is my favorite RUclips-video title ever. And as always awesome work Adam!
As an enjoyer of both North Of The Border and GrayStillPlays I can say, with full confidence, that Adam and Gray would get along swimmingly and chaoticly
Wow. Usually I’m not too disturbed by your stuff but this takes the cake somehow. I do not know why. I even like spiders!
Well done, amazing sculpting as always
I think it’s the bake n bond veins that do it for me
Same
I was eating while watching this and when i saw that he put hair in the man spider's butt cheeks i wasn't hungry anymore, to say the least
Out of all of North of the Borders creation I have never found anything as cursed or horrify as this… it’s gonna be in my nightmares tonight….
Beautiful
Thank you for helping use better understand how spiders work and for creating an anatomically accurate spider man!
That is so terrifying I wouldn’t wanna be in the same room with it. 10/10.
You inspired me to start creating things with clay! Even though your creations are far more horrific and creative than I could ever create, I’m still so glad I stumbled across your RUclips channel!
Honestly same -I got into sculpting and clay making a few months ago and realized how much I love it. Makes more sense to my autism/adhd brain than 2d art as well lol
Same
@@Romantic1869same with me, but for me it’s programming or anything that requires problem solving skills. Keeps my mind entertained
i love it when artists are incredibly good at their craft and use their powers for evil
well im incredibly bad at my craft
but i still use my powers for evil
my family is traumatized by my art :3
There are two types of evil, this and rule thirty fou-
Now that's a real spiderman ! I love that you went the extra mile and gave him pedipals as well as chelicerae. (although you made the chelicerae giant fingers too so how is he supposed to inject venom in the villains he caprtures and drink their liquefied innards ? He needs the energy asuncle Ben said: "with great power comes great dietetary needs")
He looks friendly ! kinda cute too. Would totaly kiss upside down in the rain.
the laugh at 2:31 is possibly the most wholesome thing ive heard from Adam's mouth.
As an arachnophobe this might just be the most horrifying thing you’ve ever made. Fantastic work!
as a fellow arachnophobe this video has given me feelings of both confusion and horror
@@madelineelizabeth8862
Same
I join you in this pain and suffering.
Spiders are the worst, why did I watch this?!?
I wasn't an arachnophobe, but I am now after watching this
Same
The manspider's design is genuinely unsettling and I love that. It also looks like something that I could imagine seeing in Dead Space, or another game with creatures/monsters that look similar to the ones in Dead Space
Essa é a coisa mais grotesca que eu já acompanhei a criação. Adorei! Parabéns!
I was trying to make a sausage cutter that was estimated to sell around 996,147 units but got confused and made a guillotine that executed 996,147 people
Wow, you never cease to terrify with your immaculate designs and abhorrently incredible talent. True perfection!
Looks nightmarish as usual 😂. Are you planning on making any of the characters from spiderman across the spiderverse? Cuz that would be dope.
I cannot leave without a "well done"....
Damn good job, that was entertaining and very cool.
I imagine this Peter is like a heavy metal lover from Canada with amazing hygiene and even after the bite and weird transformation he just talks like a casual bloke
This is the kind of unhinged art I aspire to bring into the world
Adam you’ve outdone yourself yet again! This has got to be truly the worst thing I’ve laid my eyes upon! I definitely need this on my desk to watch me while I watch it to make sure it doesn’t move!
"...watch me while I watch it to make sure it doesn't move!"
How bout gun slinging with you having two pistols and it having as much as his hands, whoever moves first kills the other ?
that's a weirdly specific want, but honestly, I get it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
This is horrifyingly beautiful in a deeply disturbing way. I have mixed feelings about this, but none of them are indifference or boredom, that's for sure.
Honestly, he looks like a chill dude. Kinda guy you can hop on the game with.
Adam is always giving us a level of anthropomorphism we didn’t know we needed.
This is bizarre and amazing at the same time. I love your sculptures and hope to one day get close to your level.
Knowing how the multiverse is infinite, The fact that this could actual exist scares me and it’s amazing
I spent a majority of the video trying to figure out why the hands are more "rocker" than "wall walker" and I think I figured it out, it's the angle the hands are held at! They gotta be tipped so that the fingers are facing the ground/angled away from the joint while the joint connecting the palm to the arm is aiming where the web should go! I spend a good chunk of time in the middle of the night just sitting in my dark room staring at my hand like I'm a little kid pretending to be a superhero again 😂
this is genuinely atrocious and, simultaneously, an extremely impressive piece of art
This could be weirdly close to the spider version of the fly! Another great piece, love it!
I could totally see Brundlefly and Manspider as a cartoon duo of Body horrors
This was chaotic, terrifying, and absolutely amazing 😂💕
This is so awesome it deserves its own franchise
If you want more wall-crawler content, Man-Spider was in the 90s animated series and comics that decade as well.
Can confirm this is true. I have the emotional scars and arachnophobia to this day because of it. Man, what a great show! 😂
In the absolute best way possible, I hate it. Please dont stop making the unique and weirdly cool things that you make!
youre so talented i wonder how an actual spiderman would like like now!
This is the guy that inspired me from painting and drawing, to sculpting. I wonder what my first successful creation would be...
Holy cow. This is GOLDEN. Your best creation so far.
He looks so happy, like he just left a rock concert🤣🤟🏼This was awesome, great job!
ok. we know 4 things about Adam.
1-He thinks pretty creepy things and makes them into sculptures.
2-He eats burritos every single day
3- He likes to make tinny, nerdy things
4- His videos are amazing
This makes my fight-or-flight reflexes go crazy. It’s perfect.
as a huge fan of the uncanny AND arachnids, this has to be one of my favourites! love your content
As a spider enthusiast, I don't know how I feel about this.... it's certainty nightmare fuel for many people I'm sure...I'm kind of getting dead hand vibes for TLoZ.
Great video, as always. Would you ever do more spider related works? Maybe Ghoma from Twilight Princess or maybe one of the spiders from Spyro? (thought they're more like beetles mixes with camel spiders) 😅. I feel like spiders don't get enough love 😊
It looks so freaky, but really cool at the same time, I love it, this could be like a monster from Silent Hill.
basically patton parnell, it was like a horror version take on spider man it was wild asf
I would LOVE to see you do more from this. Perhaps Wolverine as a Wolverine? Or figuring out how Peter would sit on a couch?
OR HOW HE WOULD WEAR PANTS!!!