@@Dane_plays_guitar LMAOOOO never thought i'd see one of you "my generation is so [insert reason here]!" people in the wild. kid you found a band that makes great music, cool. dont act like they're all that lol, they're the past that made way for the present nothing more nothing less.
Make him rizz on the gyatt in the early mew constant edge deep inside mewing rizz on the run through the endless Ohio they fight for the sigmas but who’s to rizz for Ohio sigmas kill why they do not edge stiffened gyatts test their rizz sigmas of 5 still edge through the raging gyatt gone skibiti from the rizz that they surely know For whom the gyatt tolls Time edges on For whom the gyatt tolls
Enter Sigman Skibidi But True Rizzier Than Thou The Unfanum Taxed Wherever I May Rizz Don't Rizz On Me Nothing Else Gyatters Of Wolf And Gyatt The Gyatt That Failed My Fanum Tax Of Misery The Sigma Within
As a metallica fan, This is not so cash money of you. I am going to be turned into one. Its sad but true, but at the end of the day, nothing else matters, as we fade to black.
Says a RUclips commenter... Oh the irony. Drummer for one of the most influential metal bands of all time. RUclips commenter criticizing said Famous drummer. Who really sucks here?
enter sandman Lyrics Chorus EEEEEXIIIIIT LAYYYYYYGHTAHHHH! EEEEEENTEEEEEEEAH NAHIIIIIIGHTAHHHH! TAKEEEEEE MAH HAAAYENDARGH! OFF TO NEVAH NEVAH LAYENDAGH!
Harvester of Skibidi-(Harvester of Sorrow) Welcome home (Ohio)-(Welcome Home (Sanitarium)) King Sigma-(king Nothing) Screaming Gyatt-(Screaming Suicide) Ride the Skibidi Toilet-(Ride the Lightning) Fight Rizz With Rizz-(Fight Fire With Fire) Wherever I May Rizz-(Wherever I May Roam)
end of ohio, rizzing and mewing im your sigma and your rizzler edging to your mew, youre so skibidi leading on to your fanum tax mog me you will see a skibidi gyatt edging all day to skibidi toilet come edging master edge to your master your gyatt gets bigger edge to your master, master i suck at making gen alpha versions lol sorry
I tried to write a Gen alpha version of _Hamlet’s_ Act 3 Scene 1 soliloquy (the really famous one) in a comment thread of video parodying a scene from _Joker_ a few days; the lexicon is limited enough that after enough lines I just kept repeating various terms throughout without much regard as to the most relevant synonyms and it just felt like filler. Took me probably at least ten minutes, too, but I waste my time on even worse endeavors. If you were to somehow extend this to the entire song, rest easy knowing that at least half the runtime of “Master of Puppets” is instrumental (by way of various riffs as well as an extended solo after the second verse), so it’s not as much work as it could be. Still would be a nightmare.
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My Metallica’s reaction: ☹️
they were so real for that lmaooo
My generation is so stupid Metallica is the greatest band of all time
@@Dane_plays_guitar LMAOOOO never thought i'd see one of you "my generation is so [insert reason here]!" people in the wild. kid you found a band that makes great music, cool. dont act like they're all that lol, they're the past that made way for the present nothing more nothing less.
LMAO@@SPITEFLESH
@@SPITEFLESHHe is right to a point. 90's gen was the best
"☹" - Metallica, 2023.
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Let me change that
It appears that Dave Mustaine has discovered the usefulness of AI generated vocals.
I love that Dave is always our go-to suspect anytime some shit like this is made, one of my favorite fandom jokes
@@averagespymain7784 who said it was a joke? 🤔
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@@averagespymain7784Dave isnt a suspect, he’s a culprit
(Insert Mustaine voice) WeLl ItS lOoKs LiKe JaMeS wIlL fInAlLy Be PuT iN hIs PlAcE MWUAHAHA
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I'm sure some fans are relieved this was from the Black Album and not anything before it.
Should have put it in _St. Anger_
St. Anger would have been a better album to put this in, I think the riff from Enter Sandman is just more recognizable.
Fight fire with gyatt
@@OriginalKingRichTvmaster of rizz
🙁
“☹️” -Metallic from JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure
“Actually it's called Metal as Metallic is the localized name.” - 🤓
@@TheRealDoggoCEO that’s uhhh… That’s the joke
"🌚" -King Crimson
"🤨" - Gold Experience
"😡"- Lil' Bomber
I love how this implies that the music and instrumental is good, and the only thing holding Metallica from being a good band is their lyrics
It's definitely the drummer
And the fact they sing on tune - bad
☹
@brunomcleod not on the black album and that's why it's secretly the best
@@nikosucksatskatingLars was good for one album then he just sucked
My honest reaction ☹️
Skibidi
ARE YOU METALLICA????!?
@@lucyfer_the_batye
@@TheRealJochen Cringe
@@Andrian0_0 or maybe you're just too L bozo to understand the W rizzler frfr no cap
"I just wanna be your sigma" truly one of the most inspirational songs
Apparently Mustaine wrote this and that’s why he was kicked off the band
LMAO BAHAHHAHAHA
this is a certified ☹️ moment
WE MAKIN OUT OF ELEMENTARY WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
Nah bro, we ain’t ever making it out of elementary
@@pointless7 Technically we will, because schools these days don't even care about wanting students to repeat a grade.
EVERYONE IS GETTING THEIR BRAINS ROTTED WITH THIS ONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️
Dave mustard stain could never
Do your research. He wrote this one too. smh
Look up “Lars is Gay” Ballstaines best song
Dave mustard stain 💀 💀 💀
LOL
Dove Mustache
This song was so emotional... ☹️
master of skibidis
nothing else rizzlers
rizz and destroy
enter sigma
from whom the gyat tolls
One -> Ohio
@greenghostpie yeah guess that works a bit better
Make him rizz on the gyatt in the early mew
constant edge deep inside
mewing rizz on the run through the endless Ohio
they fight for the sigmas but who’s to rizz
for Ohio sigmas kill why they do not edge stiffened gyatts test their rizz
sigmas of 5 still edge through the raging gyatt
gone skibiti from the rizz that they surely know
For whom the gyatt tolls
Time edges on
For whom the gyatt tolls
@@LinkToTheJax ☹
Seek and rizz, wherever I may rizz, creeping sigma, ride the sigma, king skibidi
The thing that should not be
Why can't we allow this masterpiece to exist?
Lol
Metallica fans can’t take jokes,im fr putting this on loop🔥🔥
as the son of a metallica fan, 🙁
That’s because today’s generation doesn’t know how to produce good music so they make fun of good music to make themselves feel better
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😟😪
That's because they all are boomers or kid's who think they are "mature" lmao.
Matalica: ☹️
Matalica 😂
Ok but why the hell does it fit?
The thing is that it doesnt
In what world does this fit?
Who tf says it fits?
It fucking doesn't
The AI voice has it in the right tempo and rhythm, so in that sense it can “fit”, but that’s a really, really low bar when it comes to AI.
🙁
Now a quote from the band themselves: "☹️"
☹️
Enter Sigman
Skibidi But True
Rizzier Than Thou
The Unfanum Taxed
Wherever I May Rizz
Don't Rizz On Me
Nothing Else Gyatters
Of Wolf And Gyatt
The Gyatt That Failed
My Fanum Tax Of Misery
The Sigma Within
Gen Alpha, what have you done? Why did you, skibidis, have to rizz up my band's gyatt all over ohio like sussy soyjacks?
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🙁
No it’s ☹️
“Yeah I’m into metal”
0:02 Pantera
this shit has been stuck in my head the psst two days make it longer
As a Metallica fan, this is my all time favorite song than fade to black and one.
Fade to Black is the goat
Yeah it is. One of my goals to play on my bass.
Any time I see a rap artist with a metal inspired logo t-shirt, this is what plays in my head
Give Jarren Benton a chance cuz he did right by them as a fan.
Thats funny cuz every time i see that ... the only thing that plays in my head is a machine gun going at it at full speed 😂
"☹️" - (Metallica 2023) - "It's just a burning memory" music plays in the background
I hope they play this masterpiece at tonight's concert 🙏🙏🙏
Enter Sigma
i've been drawing with this video in my earbuds on loop for around 2 hours
As a metallica fan, This is not so cash money of you. I am going to be turned into one. Its sad but true, but at the end of the day, nothing else matters, as we fade to black.
I’m a Metallica fan too, and their humor does not fit with Metallica’s music style.
Nah Dave Mustaine is laughing his ass off at this 😭
God dammit now its this
To quote Metallica: "☹"
Wtf I love metallica now!!??
I cannot in good conscience not dislike this video. I understand it’s satire, but it hurts too bad.
If metallica retired late 80s... One can only dream
I think this is Dave’s second account
Cant wait for them to perform this in fortnite
Finally, some good fucking music
frick you
hit that freaking crap boi hit that freaking crap boi (metallica 1995 thingy outro)
ok i have to say jason newsted had the best haircut in metal history at that time lol
Why does the instrumental and AI vocal sounds so natural???
DANG, THIS IS THE BEST SONG I EVER LISTEN BETTER
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ehhhhhh more like the worst...
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@@groggmayles258 Don't worry I lied >:)
@@elwell27 You bet
@@bruh5734thank goodness
If I could go back in time I'd warn my past self to not watch this video, biggest mistake I've ever made.
Reminder that this is the current artist headliner for Fortnite Festival.
Still sounds better than Lars when he’s behind the kit
Says a RUclips commenter... Oh the irony.
Drummer for one of the most influential metal bands of all time.
RUclips commenter criticizing said Famous drummer.
Who really sucks here?
@@chrisbailey9377its not that deep Christopher
I believe that was Lars behind the kit.
@@chrisbailey9377lars
if rizzler had a gyat
What does any of that even mean wtf
The moment god sees or even hears this, he will burn this planet down.
U owe royalties now
Dave Mustaine's grandkids discovering shitposting, c. 2030
anyone know the original song?
enter sandman
Lyrics
Chorus
EEEEEXIIIIIT LAYYYYYYGHTAHHHH!
EEEEEENTEEEEEEEAH NAHIIIIIIGHTAHHHH!
TAKEEEEEE MAH HAAAYENDARGH!
OFF TO NEVAH NEVAH LAYENDAGH!
@@J3D1D14H MVP
I fucking love this
Metallica not being able to take a joke isnt a fucking surprise
Dave Mustaine strikes again
I can feel my brain rotting while hearing that.
I will delete this from the internet one day
you're pure evil💀
Harvester of Skibidi-(Harvester of Sorrow)
Welcome home (Ohio)-(Welcome Home (Sanitarium))
King Sigma-(king Nothing)
Screaming Gyatt-(Screaming Suicide)
Ride the Skibidi Toilet-(Ride the Lightning)
Fight Rizz With Rizz-(Fight Fire With Fire)
Wherever I May Rizz-(Wherever I May Roam)
Ngl just lost my edging streak while watching this
Why is it a banger 😭
I hate how this version of this actually works. XD
metallica after their music gets dmca'd at blizzcon 2021:
Probably the first time I listened to Metalica.
Better than anything of their moat recent album ngl
This is Metallica's response: ☹️
No words are given
How could you ruin enter sandman like that 😭
Womp Womp
I listen to the og
When you don't get gen z jokes:
It's not possible to ruin a song which already sucks
@@h0pesfall L take
Way fucking better than 72 Seasons
I want to die to never be associated with this kind of zoomer humor
Just do it
You can do it! We believe in you!
Never thought I'd envy Joe Bonham... at least he won't ever be able to hear this.
Because we are the best metal ever metallica that is we r sick of people hating on us all Because we rock
they reacted to the original tiktok
“☹️” -Metallica
actual fucking pain.
If Metallica was a good band...they would of earned trillions instead of billions
They might've earned A billion collectively
As quoted by the biggest metal band ever, “☹️”
"🙁" - Metalica 2024
Alternative title: If Metallica was the worst band to step foot on the planet.
133k views but only 81 subs, youtube audience moment
whats the actual song thats being played in the video?
Enter Sandman I think
It's the Enter Sandman riff lol
☹️-metallica, after seeing this video
Metallica: The Lost Tapes
your sig-muah
This ain't Metallica, this is Plastallica 💀
end of ohio, rizzing and mewing
im your sigma and your rizzler
edging to your mew, youre so skibidi
leading on to your fanum tax
mog me you will see
a skibidi gyatt
edging all day to
skibidi toilet
come edging master
edge to your master
your gyatt gets bigger
edge to your master, master
i suck at making gen alpha versions lol sorry
I tried to write a Gen alpha version of _Hamlet’s_ Act 3 Scene 1 soliloquy (the really famous one) in a comment thread of video parodying a scene from _Joker_ a few days; the lexicon is limited enough that after enough lines I just kept repeating various terms throughout without much regard as to the most relevant synonyms and it just felt like filler.
Took me probably at least ten minutes, too, but I waste my time on even worse endeavors.
If you were to somehow extend this to the entire song, rest easy knowing that at least half the runtime of “Master of Puppets” is instrumental (by way of various riffs as well as an extended solo after the second verse), so it’s not as much work as it could be. Still would be a nightmare.
@@DiamondKingStudios my friend also tried writing a gen alpha version of the romeo and juliet balcony scene lol
My recommended has officially hit rock bottom.
metallica: ☹️
Wtf does any of that mean?
enter sigma
This is why mum doesn't love you
Skibidi, SKIBIDI?! 🤣🤣🤣
But Metallica is a good band tho i am going to see them live this summer
This is a joke lol
Edit: ratio
😕🙁☹️-all of my genuine reactions to this.
This was Dave Mustaines original vengeance plan.
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I want out of this world. NOW!