Colombian Rock, Paper, Scissors | Mock The Week

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  • Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
  • This week's answer sparks the panel's imagination!
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    Watch the funniest Mock The Week moments here! We're uploading your favourite Mock The Week clips featuring Milton Jones, Romesh Ranganathan, Stewart Francis, Hugh Dennis and more every week, hosted by Dara O'Briain.
    Mock the Week is a British topical, satirical celebrity panel show, that was created by Dan Patterson and Mark Leveson.

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  • @indiacr6865
    @indiacr6865 4 года назад +402

    "If the British exit happens" 😬

  • @samfisher6606
    @samfisher6606 3 года назад +178

    “If the British exit.” Hugh Dennis the Prophet.

    • @susannamarker2582
      @susannamarker2582 3 года назад +2

      He made up that brilliant Anne Boleyn joke. A genius.

  • @jonas1015119
    @jonas1015119 4 года назад +590

    you know its an old clip when Brexit wasnt even a word yet

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 4 года назад +21

      Soon if whales ireland Scotland remain in EU it will just be Exit

    • @liamwarnock5960
      @liamwarnock5960 4 года назад +6

      I miss those days.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 года назад +32

      @@magmafang7187 I didn't know whales had joined the EU in the first place. How do they attend meetings since they need to be in the ocean?

    • @magmafang7187
      @magmafang7187 4 года назад +6

      @@retnavybrat they are able to talk to each other about 100miles ,so they could have a system of Chinese wispers

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 4 года назад +8

      @@magmafang7187 It will be Engxit, and the nation will he called 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖉𝖔𝖒 𝖔𝖋 𝕰𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖎𝖙𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕷𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖔𝖓.

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 4 года назад +152

    "they invented philosophy didn't they?"
    "or did they?"
    "that's not what philosophy is"
    "or is it?"

    • @Mythol-OG
      @Mythol-OG 4 года назад +3

      Philosophy - and maybe mythology - are just old wives' tales but by men.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 4 года назад +1

      Stop being unnecessarily mysterious

    • @luuketaylor
      @luuketaylor 3 года назад

      "hello vsauce michael here"

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 3 года назад

      @@luuketaylor lol I haven't heard that in ages. Is he still around and doing that?

  • @dannya6825
    @dannya6825 4 года назад +133

    Ahhhh classic Mock the Week from before "Brexit" was even a thing. Take me back 😭

  • @blackblood9095
    @blackblood9095 3 года назад +23

    As a philosophy student I Immediately went "That's not what philosophy is!" in my head, and now I'm called out. Well played, Dara.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo 4 года назад +37

    *Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Petrol, Money and Drugs!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @magnussankaran1097
    @magnussankaran1097 4 года назад +162

    Ah yes
    Brixit

    • @OpreRoma
      @OpreRoma 4 года назад +2

      Ooh a fellow Reading fan!

  • @rawlinsonboy
    @rawlinsonboy 4 года назад +79

    What 3 things does Heston Blumenthal need to make a strawberry cheesecake?

    • @jamiemarshall6832
      @jamiemarshall6832 3 года назад +1

      I thought is was, 3 things cheaper to buy in the UK than the us

    • @LUNE.44
      @LUNE.44 3 года назад +1

      What do you win in a Mexican lottery?

  • @TheGjojo
    @TheGjojo 4 года назад +204

    this didn't age verry well

    • @saint_lewis
      @saint_lewis 4 года назад

      Jonas Godderis explain?

    • @Myzelfa
      @Myzelfa 4 года назад +2

      Really highlights how quickly history has been moving these last few years.

    • @robertofontiglia4148
      @robertofontiglia4148 4 года назад +4

      @@saint_lewis Well the british exit DID happen and it WAS called "Brexit" -- which Hugh thought was a ridiculous idea...

    • @silvasilvasilva
      @silvasilvasilva 3 года назад +2

      @@robertofontiglia4148 well, he wasn't wrong...

    • @oceannspiritt659
      @oceannspiritt659 3 года назад +2

      @@robertofontiglia4148 well with the shambles brexit is in now hugh was technically right

  • @rosiefay7283
    @rosiefay7283 4 года назад +25

    Colombian Rice Krispies -- that's got to be a euphemism.

  • @harrytattersall86
    @harrytattersall86 3 года назад +8

    Hugh predict brexit as a term

  • @Budehgong
    @Budehgong 3 года назад +3

    What do my decorations say instead of "Live, Laugh, Love"

  • @raefrater4172
    @raefrater4172 4 года назад +22

    2:25 so close!

  • @davidoreilly7328
    @davidoreilly7328 3 года назад +6

    What three things am I stockpiling in case of a 4th lockdown?
    You told your grandmother that your tattoo says “Father, Son and the Holy Spirit”, what does it actually say?

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 Год назад +3

    The world cup one was on point

  • @0ceanicify
    @0ceanicify 4 года назад +9

    Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Petrol, Money and Drugs.
    I wonder how many people we'll have to explain that to, Captain Snort.

    • @wayne20uk
      @wayne20uk 4 года назад +1

      I am confusion, explain to me?

    • @L0stJ0hnny
      @L0stJ0hnny 4 года назад +2

      Captain Snort was the cocaine addict commandant of Pippin Fort in Camberwick Green. The firestation chief in Trumpton was Captain Flack.

    • @hughtierneytierney3585
      @hughtierneytierney3585 2 года назад

      Why did Sheelagh Ni Gig only ever appear in that one single episode of Trumpton?

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 8 месяцев назад

    Is it what three things are keeping Keith Richards alive 😂 0:30

  • @saint_lewis
    @saint_lewis 4 года назад +11

    Title's not broken anymore then.

  • @thepeternetwork
    @thepeternetwork 2 года назад +1

    I could totally see a show like this on Comedy Central, and the humor would still work.

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 года назад +41

    Not called kidnappers any more. The new PC term is "short term unrequested guest service managers"

  • @emmatodd7022
    @emmatodd7022 4 года назад +17

    'brixit'

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 3 года назад +1

      Yep, he needed to make it Brix- and not Brex- in order to make his 'Bricks it' joke work. But you already knew that. But somebody else might not have done, especially if they were Bretons from Brittany in France and not Britons from Britain.

    • @emmatodd7022
      @emmatodd7022 3 года назад

      @@EleanorPeterson HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

    • @emmatodd7022
      @emmatodd7022 3 года назад

      @@EleanorPeterson that's amazing :)

  • @marcelmoreau2733
    @marcelmoreau2733 4 года назад +10

    What are 3 things you can only get by giving away the other 2?

    • @gracewenzel
      @gracewenzel 3 года назад

      Oh this is a REALLY clever answer

    • @BluntArrows
      @BluntArrows 2 года назад

      Oomph. That was next level.

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 2 года назад +1

    Is it three things you shouldn’t bring to work

  • @matthewjeremy6887
    @matthewjeremy6887 4 года назад +12

    This aged amazingly

  • @DavidOakesMusic
    @DavidOakesMusic 4 года назад +2

    Correct.

  • @injunsun
    @injunsun 4 года назад +3

    What three things, one of which, would be acceptable as payment for a ride for a hitchhiker?

    • @tygrkhat4087
      @tygrkhat4087 3 года назад +1

      The old saying: "Ass, gas or grass; no one rides for free."

  • @paulkernick7001
    @paulkernick7001 4 года назад +3

    0:43

  • @rubeusignis1293
    @rubeusignis1293 Год назад

    Holy shit Hugh Dennis coined the term 'Brexit'

  • @susannamarker2582
    @susannamarker2582 3 года назад +4

    MTW is quietly admitting that the EU and its mad doesn't work.

  • @chriswilliams9798
    @chriswilliams9798 3 года назад +2

    I see Ed Byrne’s changed his name to Jeff Burroughs! Or is that just the person doing the subtitles idea?

  • @endgamefond
    @endgamefond 3 года назад +1

    Can you invite Simon Pegg as a guest please

  • @Jc27uhh4h4h4
    @Jc27uhh4h4h4 Год назад

    what's the Estonian version of live, laugh, love

  • @OpreRoma
    @OpreRoma 4 года назад +6

    Name 3 things that you'll need for a successful organised crime network

  • @jonblackk
    @jonblackk 4 года назад +3

    You know it's an old clip when Ed still has long lux

  • @GrouchyRaccoon
    @GrouchyRaccoon Год назад +1

    Oh this aged well...

  • @dakotareeves3939
    @dakotareeves3939 3 года назад

    Here's a funny "Colombian rock" moment from the British TV panel show 'Mock the Week' on BBC.

  • @donnyannessa654
    @donnyannessa654 4 года назад

    The new doctrine of the red white and blue?

  • @wayne20uk
    @wayne20uk 4 года назад +12

    Is it just me or is Daras Right eye infected?

    • @stratobungle
      @stratobungle 4 года назад +4

      I saw that as well, most noticeable at the very beginning...

    • @garethwilliams5809
      @garethwilliams5809 4 года назад +5

      It was infected, I remember. The producers suggested he wear an eye patch. It was mentioned in the show

  • @Laudon1228
    @Laudon1228 3 года назад +1

    So ironic now.

  • @t.t.venkatesh8173
    @t.t.venkatesh8173 Месяц назад

    This clip has aged like a fine burgundy.

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 года назад +1

    As a drummer and musician of sorts, I can't stand the USA term Rock; Paper; Scissors.
    It jars rhythmically because it ends on two syllables and a weak up-beat, so it's as wrong-sounding as an audience of blue-rinsed grannies at a Cliff Richard or Barry Manilow gig who clap on beat '1' instead of on the back-beat.
    AAARGH! Shut the funk up!
    In my world, the correct name for the game is and always has been: Scissors; Paper; Stone.
    Sorry, I just felt that needed to be said. And clapping on '1' should be punishable by death.

  • @7MatthewJames
    @7MatthewJames 2 года назад

    Is it name three of the Hogwarts houses?

  • @popbuiltitbetter5681
    @popbuiltitbetter5681 3 года назад +1

    It’s Snap, Crackle, and Pop...not Rock, Paper, Scissors.

  • @stephenmuir6812
    @stephenmuir6812 4 года назад +2

    Name three things that Charlie Sheen has shoved up his nose...

  • @30daymissionman
    @30daymissionman 4 года назад +9

    Funny how they highlight how bad the situation was in Greece and how they were beholden to the EU yet when Brexit came around this was all hushed and the EU were angels

  • @ethicalphytophage
    @ethicalphytophage 4 года назад +2

    Nope, the Greeks did not invent philosophy. Ever hear of ancient India? Read up the dating of the Vedas, and the Indus Valley Civilization.