Climhazzard (クライムハザード, Kuraimu Hazādo?, lit. Climb Hazard), also known as Ascension. It was a translation error that resulted in one of the most iconic moves especially in ffix
One of the guides on GameFAQs looked into the damage formulae and confirmed that Trine does the highest damage per MP cost of any spell in the game. It falls off in usefulness later on but its slightly lesser damage at this point is worth the lower MP cost (20 MP to nuke trash mobs in a single turn is nothing to scoff at) and it makes the coolest sound ever.
Bart is acting like a real trade, inviting you on a date and pretending you were the one attracted to him He still needs time to come out of the closet, give him a second chance
36:48 I remember reading an old KH1 Let's Play where Cloud sold Sora hair gel made with Paopu Fruits thanks to it's propeties of being able to tie even people's destinies together
30:40 a lot of the enemies are what you might call “naturally occurring” - humans like the bandits or the Shinra troops, animals like the various wolves and birds and such, the Weapons created by the planet, etc. Then you have “artificial” enemies like the Guard Scorpion and the Air Buster, the experiments Hojo was working on (which also explains all the weird stuff you see in Midgar and Shinra Manor), and normal animals / fiends that were mutated by exposure to Mako. They expand on this more in Rebirth where they directly state that some of the more unnatural-looking fiends only showed up after Shinra started building Mako reactors, but there are hints dropped here and there in the original game that imply the same thing. Then you’ve got things like Tonberrys, Cactuars, and Moogles that are never really explained, they’re just there because it’s a Final Fantasy game.
Shera isn't Cid's wife btw. She was just a scientist helping work on the rocket. She cost Cid his dream by him having to cancel the launch so she wouldn't get killed. Cause of that she feels guilty. As atonement for this she was basically like "I'll be your personal maid for the rest of your life". He even states in game Shera isn't his wife. Not justifying Cid being an asshole btw, just explaining that they aren't a couple.
"I-I just became your l-live-in slave maid t-to make up for that o-one time I A-ACCIDENTALLY didn't incinerate you! It's n-not like I l-love you or anything! Hahaha...hahaha...ha...!"
Just finished Rebirth yesterday after 85 hours, and it was amazing. This series is coming out at the perfect time cause ff7 (og) is one of my favorite games of all time but it's been a couple years since i played through it and i dont remember a ton of what happens post-steve death. This is gonna be perfect for helping me remember but im too busy grinding FF14 MSQ to play through it again :P
Your experience with the Bart date was exactly how I felt after starting a separate playthrough just to do all the right things to make him like me 😭 what the FUCK why did he even mention Marlene
They both mention upward movement, so it doesn't bother me. Climhazzard sounds cool to a native Japanese speaker but in English it sounds pretty dumb. Words make people feel things, and we're playing a video game, not a Pimsleur tape.
Okay, but if we're not stanning Clod x Bart anymore, it's time for Sparkle;D x Mid. Sparkle;D is seeking punishment for the 'sins' he's committed while Mid is looking for a punching bag to take out his frustrations from not going to space on. They are the perfect toxic red flag BL manhwa couple. In this essay, I will explain-
Pump your brakes there kid. Reeve isnt a turk. He's midgar's city planner and probably the only sympathetic character in the whole of Shinra. Also you dont wander aimlessly looking for the keystone. There are dialogue updates in gongaga and north corel and a really big hint from the corel weapon seller
The Mean Girls reference made my died from laughter "And this how Regina Palmer George died". You got me man, your Final fantasy challenge make my laugh a lots as never before 🤍🤍
Funnily enough, naming Cid "Mid" makes it an FF series pun due to FF5 introducing a character related to Cid named Mid.
Mid gets brought back as Cid's daughter in FF16 too so it's a tradition that they've continued to keep alive.
Mid is also part of Balthier’s real name though spelled slightly different
Climhazzard (クライムハザード, Kuraimu Hazādo?, lit. Climb Hazard), also known as Ascension. It was a translation error that resulted in one of the most iconic moves especially in ffix
One of the guides on GameFAQs looked into the damage formulae and confirmed that Trine does the highest damage per MP cost of any spell in the game. It falls off in usefulness later on but its slightly lesser damage at this point is worth the lower MP cost (20 MP to nuke trash mobs in a single turn is nothing to scoff at) and it makes the coolest sound ever.
It does make a cool sound!!
The dancing Shinra guy looks like he's straight out of Space Channel 5. The crossover we never knew we needed 😄
I just googled Space Channel 5 and wow
I need to play that
Looks gay af!
OMG
Bart is acting like a real trade, inviting you on a date and pretending you were the one attracted to him
He still needs time to come out of the closet, give him a second chance
No second chances. They’re just on different wavelengths.
@@chiamrandall8188 You're probably right, we can't always give excuses to people just because they're hot, sometimes it's just not meant to be
36:48 I remember reading an old KH1 Let's Play where Cloud sold Sora hair gel made with Paopu Fruits thanks to it's propeties of being able to tie even people's destinies together
I love all the names but "Caitlin" really makes me laugh every time 😭Love your work!
i like mid, it’s accidentally fitting bc the cid from ff16 has a daughter named mid
30:40 a lot of the enemies are what you might call “naturally occurring” - humans like the bandits or the Shinra troops, animals like the various wolves and birds and such, the Weapons created by the planet, etc. Then you have “artificial” enemies like the Guard Scorpion and the Air Buster, the experiments Hojo was working on (which also explains all the weird stuff you see in Midgar and Shinra Manor), and normal animals / fiends that were mutated by exposure to Mako. They expand on this more in Rebirth where they directly state that some of the more unnatural-looking fiends only showed up after Shinra started building Mako reactors, but there are hints dropped here and there in the original game that imply the same thing. Then you’ve got things like Tonberrys, Cactuars, and Moogles that are never really explained, they’re just there because it’s a Final Fantasy game.
Shera isn't Cid's wife btw. She was just a scientist helping work on the rocket. She cost Cid his dream by him having to cancel the launch so she wouldn't get killed. Cause of that she feels guilty. As atonement for this she was basically like "I'll be your personal maid for the rest of your life". He even states in game Shera isn't his wife. Not justifying Cid being an asshole btw, just explaining that they aren't a couple.
Pretty sure they got married in dirge of cerberus tho
@@erinrose2316 Yeah, but it was after everything that's happened in this game.
"I-I just became your l-live-in slave maid t-to make up for that o-one time I A-ACCIDENTALLY didn't incinerate you! It's n-not like I l-love you or anything! Hahaha...hahaha...ha...!"
I love the design of that scythe hanging man too. No wonder I'm here in this channel, lol.
Cloud's limit break was mistranslated. It was meant to be called "Limb Bazaar".
I’ve been waiting SO LONG for the next episode! So excited 😭
Just finished Rebirth yesterday after 85 hours, and it was amazing. This series is coming out at the perfect time cause ff7 (og) is one of my favorite games of all time but it's been a couple years since i played through it and i dont remember a ton of what happens post-steve death. This is gonna be perfect for helping me remember but im too busy grinding FF14 MSQ to play through it again :P
Ah glad you’re enjoying it!
So jealous you’ve finished rebirth! 😭
Hope you get to play it at some point! @@JamSac
Woke up this morning to a new episode. So stoked.
Your experience with the Bart date was exactly how I felt after starting a separate playthrough just to do all the right things to make him like me 😭 what the FUCK why did he even mention Marlene
The fact that Climhazzard is just called Ascension in Remake makes it all the weirder.
bad name change, climhazzard is way cooler, #justiceforclimhazzard
They both mention upward movement, so it doesn't bother me. Climhazzard sounds cool to a native Japanese speaker but in English it sounds pretty dumb.
Words make people feel things, and we're playing a video game, not a Pimsleur tape.
Climhazzard in Japanese is クライムハザード which is pronounced climb hazard so... you were right all along 😤
Did- did you just say that Reeve is a member of the Turks? He's one of the Shinra directors... (._. )
Loving this series, but should warn you, the link in your Description to the Discord isn't working
Thank you! I will change it!
Should be working now! :)
yes and EASILY once Knights of the round is usable with 9999 HP 999 MP party members.
I am here for the gayest FF7 playthrough
same daddy
Wait a minute...
@@tantacles he stole your show!
@@alexandremontesinos7876 You'll hear from my gay lawyers, jam!
I almost messaged you on Discord after seeing RuPaul memes 😂@@tantacles
5:41 it's called climhazzard cause he "cut that b" when he fell down the ladder.
Whatever Jam said I did is a LIE.
But also,
Okay but Alan Rickman as Vincent Valentine? You might have cooked.
Okay, but if we're not stanning Clod x Bart anymore, it's time for Sparkle;D x Mid.
Sparkle;D is seeking punishment for the 'sins' he's committed while Mid is looking for a punching bag to take out his frustrations from not going to space on. They are the perfect toxic red flag BL manhwa couple. In this essay, I will explain-
Came for the Class system, staying for the Clarret ship. ❤
Good stuff, as always. Making me want to try a run of it myself!
😂😂😂😂 the date has me rolling
Can we get a link to a high res version of Snape Valentine? Asking for a friend x
Pump your brakes there kid. Reeve isnt a turk. He's midgar's city planner and probably the only sympathetic character in the whole of Shinra.
Also you dont wander aimlessly looking for the keystone. There are dialogue updates in gongaga and north corel and a really big hint from the corel weapon seller
I wonder if you can play a can you beat challenge in final fantasy tactics
FF7 Weedletwineedle
Bart and clod broke my heart 😢😂
Omg the Bart date lmao
Where is the HELLO?! Sound effect from @6:38. It makes me cackle every time
I’m pretty sure I just typed in “hello sound effect” on RUclips 😂
I have no idea the origin of said sound effect though sadly
@@JamSac lolollll loves it HELLO?!?!
I'm pretty sure it's Balloon Boy from FNaF 2?
@@THEMINDCASTLE OMG THATS IT 🤣 thank youuu
free shera, good call on mid’s name
I'll NEVER enter the temple of the ancients yet NOT without 5000 top 6000 HP 500 to 600 MP party members all at lv 45.
The Golden Saucer date scenes in Rebirth are amazing, absolutely fantastic. I support Cloufa but Clarret is better
Can you date Bart in Rebirth?! :o
@@JamSacYou can go on a date with each of the playable characters and they have special cutscenes when you ride the Ferris Wheel
@@soli6026 even Red?!?!
@@JamSacYeah lol his was so adorable, you date everyone and you even have one with Cait, Vincent and Cid (together)
Clim has R D
Hazard only has 1 Z. I've always pronounced it ClimHa-zard
Kinda like saying "Huzzah"
Clim Huzzard
But with an I instead of a u lol
Yeah I never liked Cid in ff7, he was just such an abusive asshole that led me to never use him and neglect and abuse him like he does with his wife
The Mean Girls reference made my died from laughter "And this how Regina Palmer George died". You got me man, your Final fantasy challenge make my laugh a lots as never before 🤍🤍
yessss part 3
fucking love these, thank you