Trump Plays Dumb About Red-Spotted Hands, Fish Having Sex in Florida & Do You Have a Black Friend?
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- Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
- Today is the first day of February and newscasters can’t believe it, President Biden was at the Capitol today to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast, Trump was in D.C. yesterday and was asked about his legal bills and the red spots on his hands, something very fishy is happening in Florida, Corporations are trying to do the right thing for Black History Month, and we head out to the street to ask pedestrians if they have a black friend.
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When it comes to Prayer Breakfasts, Some pray for people, some prey on people.
Well said.
When YOU are the entrée.. agreed.
they all seem to prey on children.
💯💯💯💯💯
Ashley Biden wrote in her journal about how Biden preyed upon her.. It's very sad.
That car running over the reporter scared the hell out of me 😅
OOOMMMGGG 😂ME TOO 😅 I JUMPED AND BROKE MY BACK 😂😂😂😂
Same!
Glad it wasn’t only me!
I took me by surprise too😂
Me too! The way I jumped 😂😅
Facts are the only thing Americans find hard to believe!
You mean Republicans, right?
Is 2 sexes a biological fact?...
What are you gonna believe? Your eyes?
February usually comes after January every year..
It has ever since I was born 81 years ago. It has never surprised me.
Syphilis just filed a defamatory lawsuit for being linked to trump.
My first thought was he grabbed the wrong.... you know what. At the wrong time of the month.
knowing diaper donny and the other republican'ts, it probably belonged to a small child
Syphilis caught TDS? Ouf
Blood on fingers means🎉 rock in nos
This is going😮 to be my president?
That snow angel bit was frightening! I almost spit out my coffee...
😂 My first thought was WTH, did they just show that on TV? Gotta live that AI.😮
Is she okay?????!!!!
@@ggall001It wasn’t AI, just good editing. They’ve been doing stuff just like that long before AI was a thing.
That was some AI... an injury.
YES im gonna make coffee now see what you done lol
Oh 😮that snow angel stunt made my heart leap and me scream at my phone 😮😢
The "Do you have a black friend" segment was put together with humor, but Jimmy is really making a very deep point. Jimmy is very good at this type of humor. We're laughing, but there is a definite deeper message here.
Indeed
But what about if you don't have a black friend? That doesn't mean you are a bad person or you are a good person if you have one or more.
@@maroru7577It makes us a segregated society which is sad. I have had one close black friend in my life. And a few close acquaintances at work who were black. I am 63. Not by design. But still unfortunate.
It's definitely a good topic of discussion! We are making progress. Soon enough everyone will have friends of all colors, shapes, and sizes. I truly believe this.
@@maroru7577JFC try not to be so defensive.
That just scared the crap out of me when the car drove over that women. 😂😂 Lord Jimmy 😂
Made me jump lol.
I legit shouted with my wife sleeping next to me.
I thought that was real. Dear God did my heart stop..
I literally yelped 😂
I gasped.
It is a wonder he hasn't claimed the red marks as "stigmata"
He doesn’t know what that is…nor could be spell it.
Haha love these comments!
I don't think he has a clue what stigmata is or he would have.
@@BabushkaBrigade oops!
He's gotta have at least one evangelical christian in his group of groupies who has thought of it.......those types are experts at mental gymnastics and shifting blame.
I've literally never had a jump scare from a late night show until now lol. That car freaked me the hell out.
The Car Hitting The Reporter Really Got Me Like I Jumped Then Laughed So Hard I Woke Up The Dog
Capitalising each word makes your comment look like an isekai title
I have three Pomeranians and they all looked at me when I screamed. 😂
I jumped myself and I’m pretty solid, stoic and tough 😂
2:51, was not expecting that - scared the sh*t out of me, LOL!
Same. I jumped four feet in the air.
Right?
Me too! It wasn't real, was it? Too graphic...
Can anyone explain was was happening in the opening clip with the cabinet glass breaking?
i screamed out loud in a quiet home!!
The syphilis jokes are fun, but those wounds look like the ones my Dad used to get when he'd fall down and try to 'catch himself' on concrete, or grab a rough item to steady himself.
He's having more trouble with inclines than we know, I suspect.
Yup, my guess was he touched something hot by accident.
@@prime2955 is Melania slowing down? 😅
Liberals have never played golf?
A few people pointed out that you can get marks like that from playing golf. Maybe he's trying to improve his swing!
Could be a red marker.
Damn it Jimmy! When that car came by in the snow angel piece, I was DRINKING coffee. You know where this went, right? All over me, the sink, mirror, etc..😂
I can't believe so many people can't believe that a calendar keeps repeating itself.
It sounds a lot weirder when all the clips are put together like that, but it really IS hard to believe (for many of us) how fast time goes. I mean as far as I'm concerned, Christmas was like 2 weeks ago. I genuinely CAN'T believe that we're already 2 months into the new year. We blink, and summer's going to be over again already. Like...I know you know this, so I'm being Captain Obvious, but it's not about the calendar repeating, it's about how time seems to speed up more and more as we age.
I know, can you believe it?
Bro. That snow angel bit almost took me off the planet 😔
Me too 🤣
Did it take you to Uranus?
I screamed out loud
This is the comment that deserves the 1k likes. XD It's a perfect description of what happened to me when it happened, too!
Please tell me I'm not the only idiot that flinched when the newsreporter got ran over. 🤣🤣🤣
Nope… me too 😵💫
I legit gasped out loud.
crap, that looked real.
@@SoManyRandomRamblingsme too. i yelled something i cant remember
I screamed
Gives new meaning to "clap your hands"
That is why Trump is OBSESSED with "Alphonse" Capone. Capone struggled with syphilis most his life, and ultimately, it degenerated Capone's brain into mush. Similarities a plenty lmao.
Capone died in Florida from syphilis
That was a serious jump scare!! Didn't see that car coming 😮😮😮
Either did she! 😅
Thank you Jimmy, for making me laugh during a very low period in my life. Blessings.😊
I'm sorry to learn that you're feeling low. I wish you all the best and blessings to you 😢
I hope your life gets better soon.
@@SpaceForceCommander Thank you. I truly appreciate your concern. 😊
Wish you good luck and prosperity. Best regards ❤️
@@solarczyk49 Thank you so much for your concern. It's deeply appreciated and touching. ❤😊
Now I know why Melania never wants to hold his hands.
Holy crap that snow angel clip scared the crap out of me 😮
Who could have believed that February follows January, most likely everyone.😂😂😂😂
The SICKEST of monsters
That snow angel was brutal😢
All those news people will get a stroke when they see that there’s a 29th of February this year.
Still, they won’t believe when it’s already March, either. 😂
Jimmy got my morning news crew!
😂
Reminding me of one reason I don't have a TV
Oh my goodness! That snow angel made me jump out of my skin! 😮😂
It made my heart skip a beat and my whole body buzz lol. My God..
@@RetroMongersame
Friggin jump scares
OMG, the jump scare snow angel 🤣
February 1st, can you believe it???
Yes. That's how time works
I don't know anything about Arnold's ratings on The Apprentice, but I do know his time in politics wasn't the complete and utter faceplant that Donald's presidency was.
The fact that I don't remember much of anything from Ahnuld's term as governor is proof that he was okay.
He was a 2 term....better than dumpy 😺😺
Mainly because he was married to a Kennedy. :)
He sucked as governor. That's why Newsom has been digging California out of its hole this long. Probably take 2 more governors to fix it.
@@HylianFox3 He did just fine as Governor.
It is so nice that something like the Prayer breakfast is respectful and peaceful again.
I think the 2020 election was about the longing for a return to boring stability. Prayer breakfasts can be boring, and I think that's good (in hindsight). 2024 isn't about the return to boring normality. We've got to remember the value of boring governance! (By boring, I mean peaceful and respectful, ofc.)
You mean the one where Nancy was explaining why she was almost late?
It shouldn't be a part of government .
Keep gross religion away from poisoned politics please.
Oh please.
That was fantastic camera work 😂 Horror movies don’t even startle me! When the car hit her doing the snow angel 👼🏻 I was like OMG 😳 for 2 seconds, then obviously I realized it was a skit! Absolutely fantastic!
Snow-angel hit-and-run shocked me. It was a holy eff moment. I may be scarred. Tally-ho Jimmy!
Signs of a psychopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms, chaos.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
That describes Trump to a tee!
Can you repeat that? You are writing to fast
• throwing ketchup when things don't go your way
You describe Trump very well
unfortunately, American social norms, at least for MAGA, now conform to the vile behavior of trump.
OHH, DAMMN IT I JUMPED & ALMOST BROKE MY BACK THINKING SHE GOT RAN OVER JACK 😅😅😅😅 I SAID OHHH SSSHHHIIIFFFTTT 😅😅😅
Me too I felt stupid 😅
That snow angel bit had me on the ceiling
That snow angel being hit by a car really got me! 😱😅🤣👍
"I didn't do anything wrong" says the guy with $87.3 mil in judgments against him.
He won’t pay it - Appeal - bogus - BS -
@@tjspanos4257 He won't have a choice.
@@dawnstanley1733 ok just wait Appeal drum roll…🤡
He is in denial!
$87.3 mil so far!
I feel like Trump would 100% be the guy to not disclose STDs to sexual partners.
Or use protection, or get treatment.
He never told Ivanka about the crabs.
He'd be like, _"nope, I'm completely and totally STD-free, and that's been proven as far as I'm concerned!"_ as someone is standing there holding the results of his test with from top to bottom.
I think he should have to register as a sex offender. If that was any other common man. They would have to.
Liberals, would cry victim after passing it.
OMFG😂😂😂 i threw my fon when the car hit the snow angel LMAO 😂😂😂
I was stirring my coffee and almost had heart problems when that car came through lol
Spot on hysterical as usual!
The car snow angel jump scare got me haha better than most horrors haha
That was the best...lol abt the snow angel scared me & jumped almost dropped my phone 😂😂😂😂
Holy Crap, the snow angel bit made me jump out of my seat!
Honor and Respect
Jesus Jimmy! I jumped in fright for that poor local newscaster! Don't do that again.
Me Too!
The snow angel was good, but nothing tops "Vomit Me Elmo" from last night.
That humor is gettin' rough!
Wow. You know education is at an all time low when people think transitioning from one month to another is "hard to believe".
Jesus Christ!! That car running over that girl scared the shite outta me! Drooped the bloody iPad! 😂 😂😂😂
God damn, I actually jumped when that car hit her. Seriously wasn't expecting that.
The jury of 10 men and 2 women thought the Snorting Walrus did wrong 😂😂
Don't insult walruses. At least THEY have a kissable face!
@@lilianevanbel3123 the line is from E Jean Carol as she was describing pab45 in court. I like walrus - but from a distance. Don't think I'd want to kiss one 😂
It was 7 men and 2 women. 😊
@@kristykanen9315New math.
@@kristykanen9315 oh ok, thanks 💜 I'm just glad it was unanimous.
Fishes having a rave party 😅
😂😂😂😂😂
Love Jimmy's monologues! I had monologue withdrawal when the writers were on strike.😅
Scared the SHT outta me for a split second! 😂😂 I jumped back in my chair! Wheww!
WTF????
The snow angel bit startled me.
Vote Biden
Why does Google think this is translated?
@EvilJawa Well it's AI at work buddy.
Of course!💙🇺🇸💙
Oh I will, I promise!
Yes! Biden 2024 - 2028...America will be back on track for a real recovery. Trump did a number on the United States of America...Thank God we have BIDEN to continue to heal the country. Will Trumph finally disappear. Leave US alone!
Um, I've never seen anyone do the tooth pull using a cabinet door, let alone a glass one - usually you tie it to a doorknob...like on an actual door.
91 charges 1 Termer talking about Apprentice ratings.
The rainstorms were one of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water!
🤣🤣🤣
Whose boat is this boat??
Scared the hello out of me with the snow angel thing!
🤣🤣🤣 He said maybe it's A.I... MAYBE it's A.I. 🤣🤣🤣
So, having said he didn't know what the question was about, he knew enough to suggest it was AI. What's wrong with this picture?
Masterful. Thx
If Trump doesn’t know about his financial penalties, then he’s in for a bigly yuge surprise.
I prefer presidents who haven’t been convicted.
It just proves that he is completely delusional
I would love to be a Fly on the Wall, 😂,
His hands look like Boebert's knees
That snow angel bit was hilarious
I did not see that car coming! 🤣
Please, please vote. Neither I nor our country can handle four more years of Trump! VOTE!!
It would be much longer than 4 years
I've got some bad news for you
Oh don't worry, I am voting: for trump
We're gonna vote, no worries on that front...it's more bothersome that they may try to overturn the election...again. that's what terrifies me.
If they steal it again the guns will come out.
When they said "Rosa Parks please stand up" She should have said, "No, Imma sit right here."
That would have been hilarious… but the irony itself was still hilarious. I wonder if the producers or anyone on that episode in the studio, live audience or anyone who watched it at the time even caught the irony of it? I watch BuzzrTV alllllll the time, my tv lives on channel 20.3 but I have never seen that episode, I have to go watch it now!
Love that one!!! - Go Rosa Parks!!!🙌🙌🙌
He probably burned his hand on a curling iron
Omfg. I was not expecting the car in the news clip. I almost dropped my phone. Thanks Jimmy lol
If a puppy runs against Trump, I will vote for the puppy.
Puppy 2024
Alpo 2024!!
Get a kiiten for VP and you have yourself an unbeatable ticket.
If a puppy ran against anyone I'd vote for it.
But I'd even vote for a boa constrictor rather than for trump.
I'd vote for a rock if it happened.😅
Leave it to Donald Trump to make a Prayer Breakfast all about himself.
Do you remember the eulogy he gave at his supporter Diamond's funeral? It was like a bad stand-up comedy show about his apprentice show and the state of the economy and things pertainiing to him. He was questioning whether he should use the term African American or Black while speaking during this funeral. Talking about the names crooked Hillary, and Pocahontas for the woman saying she was Indian. (his words) Nothing that comes out of his mouth surprises me in the least. If vipers and slime poured out, I would just assume he was making another campaign speech.
NO! Let's NEVER leave anything to Donald Trump again.
"In the name of the Donald, the Trump, and the holy bronzer. Amen, woman, person, camera, TV." -Donald Trump
And at the same time insult someone that he secretly admires but would never admit it because that person would never vote for him.
It looks like every breakfast he has now is a prayer breakfast because he's praying not to go to prison Lol.
The car actually scared me when it went by. Like legitimately jump scared... and I was expecting something too!!
I jumped out of my skin at that snow angel 😱
The first thing I said this morning was "I can't believe it's February already" because I understand the assignment 😅 🙃 😂
When the reporter asking about his hand said "The other one", it looked a lot like Trump wanted to correct him "No, it was this one". 😂😂
Exactly what I thought also.. especially how he raised his right hand just before that. 😂
I'm thinking it's red ink. Touch your thumb to your pointer finger then clench your fist like he does in his salute. It fits.
Admitting he got ink on his hand doesn't run as well as the attention he gets for "syphilis" or "ai".
The reporter was wrong-Dump was (almost) right-for once.
@@ianthesoccerref also it doesn't mesh well with his "I aced a cognitive test" message
And that… says … that he is caught red-handed. 🤣😂😅
F**k me! i was not expecting that car. Lolz.
One of your best shows! Thank you.
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@@abh15funk Today we found out the real reason why Trump attacks former British spy Christopher Steele. It’s because Steele has been investigating Trump Tower since 2011. Steele's probes led to 44 Russia linked indictments. 30 of them were Russian mobsters indicted for laundering money in Trump Tower apartment sales.
@@abh15funk Trump marked Cinco de Mayo in 2016 by posting a photo of himself eating a taco bowl in his Trump Tower office and once derided a Miss Universe winner from Venezuela by calling her “Miss Housekeeping.”
@@abh15funk The best borscht in Manhattan is made in Trump Tower.
- Kate Beckinsale
@@abh15funk 1 subscriber: is that a friend or you.
Can you believe it's already February 2nd? It seems like only yesterday it was February 1st! Weird!
🤣🤣
Tip: Keep a diary. It helps to keep time in track. The downside, when one reread one's entries, one's first reaction frequently is: did I write this?
I appreciate that y'all have Jimmy smiling in the thumbnails. There's a lot of negativity out there and I appreciate the positive vibes.
2:50 I literally jumped off my chair, salad on my screen, keyboard, on the floor. The cola is fine!
A.I. stands for An Infection 😅!
Last month, I couldn’t believe January 1st was New Year already.
Well guess what! It's FRIDAY!
Ok, you genuinely got me with that car hitting the reporter. I was totally expecting it and I still gasped....
No, the AI pictures were the ones of him knelt in prayer where he has SIX FINGERS!!! 😂
Love you Jimmy 😍.. from Massachusetts
Us folks with late-January birthdays have no trouble believing it's now February.
😂
That scared the s@#" out of me!
that snow angel stunt scare the shh&^%^ out of me
Almost gave me a heart attack when that car drive by OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Asking an Australian if they have a black friend. 🤣🤣
Huh ? Please explain.
@@user-rs2cm7pg8l Like only 1.5% are blk in Australia.
@user-rs2cm7pg8l Because the question implies Black Americans and they are few living down here in the Asia Pacific. There are plenty of dark skinned people from all over our region of the globe but it is rare to encounter a Black American. Many Indian people have dark skin which is why he cited his girlfriend. Of course our own first nation's people have dark skin but the question wouldn't apply to them either. So that's why it is confusing to ask an Australian who is probably on holiday if they have any 'black' friends.
@@gavinpearce3846 Actually the implication is of African descent, a blk person. Indians aren't considered or ever been called blk by anyone. Indians are south asian. The dude new exactly what the question meant but he just reduced it to any dark skin color like u just did.
I'm a black person who lived in Australia for over 7 years and that question - to an Aussie, made me laugh out loud
But you won't find a friendlier group of white folks like Australians. They are too happy frolicking in the sun to harbour hate
Ok the snow angel bit almost made me choke on my Cheerios lol
Y’all that drumfish sound sent me! 😂😂😂😂😂
The car 100% got me lmao
Ttump held up the hand that had the red spots, so he lied about not knowing what the reporter was saying.
This hand or this hand? YOU KNOW WHAT HAND
Again he’s just speaking to his cult.
Are we still pointing out his lies? Let's point out his non-lies. It would take less effort.
Who expected anything else??
Gotta love concealer makeup 😂
I love the prayer breakfast tradition.
You're on the list Jimmy!!!